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Post by birdcat420 on May 16, 2016 4:39:51 GMT
>Do a sneaky youth scurry downstairs and attempt to nab the game while your MOM isn't looking
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Post by redditstuckteam on May 17, 2016 10:15:50 GMT
> Get your solid snake on and sneak to the mailbox.
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Post by Curris on May 26, 2016 4:49:19 GMT
Your Mom must be confronted --> The fastest route is out and down --> Defenestrate yourself --> You've got some Falling to Do.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 26, 2016 5:08:50 GMT
Your Mom must be confronted --> The fastest route is out and down --> Defenestrate yourself --> You've got some Falling to Do. There will be plenty of falling that needs to be done later |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 12, 2016 23:25:32 GMT
"Hey Leo, is your adventure ever going to be updated?"  " i dunno" Look at the little shit With his hard-to-draw short sleeves Motherfucker |
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Post by mixedtacos17 on Jun 18, 2016 16:03:16 GMT
>Stop goofing around! Respond your friend,where are your manners?
I like your fanadventure so far,keep going with the good work!
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Post by calvin is bae on Jun 25, 2016 16:45:41 GMT
>ponder alien, you know, the one on your shirt
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 25, 2016 18:31:09 GMT
>Dream up elaborate alien capturing scenario, in which you, sasquach, and keyboardgorg hunt aliens.
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Post by mspaintpotatoe on Jul 3, 2016 5:41:06 GMT
>Taste the brown specks.
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 15, 2016 0:37:36 GMT
Squish all of the ants.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2016 0:39:25 GMT
>begin antgenocide
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 15, 2016 7:17:00 GMT
>Househeld: R I S E ==>>Leo: Perform a magical pirouette swan-dive out of the window and obtain the beta yourself. waht a eggscellent idea>Leo: Your Mom must be confronted; The fastest route is out and down; Defenestrate yourself; You've got some Falling to Do. hopy shit==> the earf sawllohws you hole!!!!!
your fuckig dead>Go back>Leo: Prostrate yourself to MOM and beg for the mail. If you go down stairs to get it, she will likely monopolize hours of your time. You decide to chill out up here for a while until the dust settles.
Sometimes you feel like you are stuck in this room. Held, if you will, in a sense which possibly fringes on the eponymous.
Looks like a chum is trying to get in touch with you. You ought to tell them how IT is about to HIT the FAN in your house.
Whatever. You got worthless shitpoints to rack up first. >Leo: Examine Mouth Sounds poster. You climb up onto your bed to get a real good look of this real good-looking poster.==> Oh, NEIL. How can we be as glorious as you?
THE MAN, THE LEGEND, and THE BRAINS behind the "MOUTH" series and SHITPOINTS™ system. Ever since the debut of MOUTH SOUNDS last year, he's been churning out mashup albums like there's no tomorrow!
Here are just a couple he's put out so far:Mouth Sounds
Mouth Silence
Mouth Around the Clock
Mouth Rinse
Mouth Mouth
Mouth Mister
Mouth Whispers
Mouth Gurgles
Mouth Strangler
Mouth Smash
Mouth Spit
Mouth Bubbles
Mouth Club
Mouth Powers
Swamp Mouth
Mouth World
Space Mouth
Astro Mouth
Stellar Mouth
Mouth Food
Why Can't We Be Bread
Mouth Kiss
Cat Got Your Mouth
Mouth Off
Mouth Mint
Mouth Breath
Mouth Fury
Mouth Fieri
Mouth Doctor
Mouth Awards
Mouth Grave
Back from the Mouth
Back to the Mouth
Mouth Will Rise Again
Mouth 101
Mouth Full
Mouth Original
Mouth Master
Mouth Remastered
Mouth Man
Mourning Mouth
Morning Mouth
Straight From the (Horse's) Mouth
Mouth Braces
Mouth Teeth
Mouth Tounges
French Mouth
Mouth Keys
Mouth Ivories
Mouth Void
Into the Mouthhole
Mouthassic Park
Jurassic Mouth
Jursmashic Mouth
Mouth Park
Family Mouth
Mouth Family
Mouth Mom
American Mouth
Mouth Cave
Cave Mouth
Mouth Past
Mouth Present
Mouth Future
Mouth Presents
Mouth Movies
Mouth Motion
Mouth in Motion
Mouth Motions
Mouth Potions
Mouth Civilizations
Mouth Ships
Mouth Treasures
Mouth Lemonade
Mouth Zone
Mouth Jam
Mouth America
Mouth Dakota
Mouth Hemisphere
Mouth Lasers
Boy, what a MOUTHFUL. Honestly, you'd prefer a new LEMON DEMON album over a joke one any day, but you'll take what you can get.
You just hope he's content with all the shitpoints he's rolling in.>Leo: Kiss the Cicierega poster in the interest of gaining said points. You consider kissing the poster strictly for the purpose of a SHITPOINT TRANSACTION, but it occurs to you that might be a bit too pleasurable? If anything, it would COST shitpoints.
But... those lips...==> They're so lush and plump...==> You KISS the man on the lips, SHITPOINTS BE DAMNED.
This goes on for a good three minutes.
Okay, that's enough of that. You're going to ruin the poster.>Leo: Level up! You reach the prestigious ASSGENIE rank and are awarded TWO (2) TURD TOKENS for the vapid deed.
Hey, now you can afford that keyboard solo!>Leo: Don ye mechanical arm and slay the mother beast, retrieve thine treasure post haste. But there's still not enough for a favorable fight, or even whatever the hell KITE SAILING is.
God, why do you even bother?? At this rate, you'd have gained enough points to momentarily almost smile by the age of 80!==> What you need is an edge over her. Something you can't get from an arbitrary bullshit game construct. Something...
Outta this world.>Leo: Examine contents of OUTTA SPACE CHEST. In here you keep an array of artistic and whimsical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a WICKED MUSICIAN or a STUNNING JACK OF ALL TRADES.
You are a master of none.
Among the ARTIFACTS are: ONE (1) R/C ARM and REMOTE GLOVE [CURRENTLY CAPTCHALOGUED TOGETHER IN YOUR SYLLADEX], ONE (1) STANDARD DECK OF CARDS, ONE (1) TOY ACCORDION, ONE (1) ALIEN ANTENNAE HEADBAND, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, ONE (1) MODEL FLYING SAUCER, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, ONE (1) COPY OF "90'S DESIGN 101", and ONE (1) COPY OF "THE BERENSTEIN BEARS' COMPUTER TROUBLE", BY JAN AND MIKE BERENSTEIN.
Some of this stuff may come in handy at some point. For now, you decide to just take the BLOOD CAPSULES.>Leo: Examine blue music note. That's just your OTAMATONE (オタマトーン), and alongside it your STYLOPHONE, two toy instruments of sweet analog goodness. You just wish the Otamatone had a polyphonic keyboard instead of a ribbon controller, and that the Stylophone didn't need a stylus to play notes.
If only you could combine the characteristics of two or more objects, like a keyboard and a guitar. WOW, wouldn't that be something?>Leo: Grab a weapon and confront your Mother. Preferably an incredibly shitty weapon, like that guitar standing against your wall. It's a keytar numbnuts.
THE MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET.
You allocate your MIDI KEYTAR to your STRIFE DECK.>Leo: Investigate brown specks leading up to your window sill. Whoa, how did you not notice this earlier? A large trail of ANTS coming through a crack in your windowsill is kind of a hard thing to miss.
They seem to be amassing towards a specific point...==> No wonder there are so many ants, there's a fucking open bag of FRUIT GUSHERS. How long has this been here?? That's not even same the font they use anymore!
Wait a minute... is that... Shrek?
That movie came out in 2001.
Has this box of hexagonal fruit snacks really been back here for 15 years? ------------- AUTHOR'S NOTE I really regret making this fanventure about Sburb and not just getting a CD copy of the latest Lemon Demon album now
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Post by cobaltergeist on Jul 15, 2016 15:24:21 GMT
Even if you did officially "make this fanventure about Sburb", you still have time to "make Sburb about something else". We haven't even seen any trolls or exiles or even the other kids, so barely anything's set in stone yet.
> Sburb: Work drastically different than HS Canon, possibly in a way that incorporates Leo's interests such as Lemon Demon.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 15, 2016 16:00:21 GMT
>Take the gushers and become the ant king.
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Post by cutelilufo on Jul 16, 2016 3:53:40 GMT
Leo: Dance in the spiral of ants.
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Post by Trish on Jul 16, 2016 16:18:40 GMT
2001? Maybe it's a sequel Shrek. Taste a little gush and test that theory. Leo: Dance in the spiral of ants. D'ants. |
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 16, 2016 16:36:49 GMT
>Eat those blood capsules. C'mooon, you know you want to. they might be cherry flavored. Yummy.
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Post by randomwriter on Jul 16, 2016 19:33:26 GMT
>Ask the ground to swallow the ants.
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Post by Momo on Jul 17, 2016 6:20:23 GMT
The box hasn't necessarily been there that long. Maybe the box was PURCHASED in 2001, but it could have found itself there at any point after! But this changes nothing, because...
> Do you have any idea how many SHITPOINTS you could earn by eating those gushers??
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 17, 2016 7:35:12 GMT
The box hasn't necessarily been there that long. Maybe the box was PURCHASED in 2001, but it could have found itself there at any point after! But this changes nothing, because... > Do you have any idea how many SHITPOINTS you could earn by eating those gushers?? Seconded |
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Post by dfear331 on Jul 17, 2016 8:49:57 GMT
>Leo: Open CABINET.
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Post by butt fractal on Jul 17, 2016 21:58:47 GMT
>Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room.
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Post by wheals on Jul 18, 2016 13:43:07 GMT
>Lose interest in Neil Cicierega and never speak of him again.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 18, 2016 18:17:51 GMT
>Lose interest in Neil Cicierega and never speak of him again.  Never |
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Post by wheals on Jul 19, 2016 3:20:02 GMT
You were supposed to make a fancy montage panel > Request further shitpoints from chum. |
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