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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 16, 2017 21:12:09 GMT
Uhm... EXCUSEEE ME?! DID YOU JUST TELL HER TO DO SOMETHING AND NOT ASK IF SHE WANTED TO DO IT?! HOW RUDE! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?!
LIKE, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A DANCING DRESS TO YOU, DO YOU TOTALLY THINK LIKE SHE'S SOME MONKEY TO DANCE FOR YOU?! LEARN YOUR PLACE BEFORE SHE UNPLUGS YOU!!
BE LIKE TOTALLY GRATEFUL SHE DOESN'T LIKE SOMEHOW FIND OUT HOW TO LIKE, ERASE YOU!!
Do that again and she'll punch you like, totally so hard, in the code. Or whatever. |
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 16, 2017 21:15:44 GMT
>mistertorchwick.exe: Ask politely for Jose to demonstrate her illustrious dancing skills?
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Post by tofurkinator on Feb 16, 2017 21:42:14 GMT
Please, will you perform a dance for us, to dazzle us with a splendor truly befitting the future queen of New Earth? I beg of you, my highness, will you dance for us? is this polite enough
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 16, 2017 22:13:09 GMT
That's more like it. She totally, like, graces you all with her beautiful dancing. Bask in her beauty and grace!! She is truly perfection. |
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Post by slangens on Feb 16, 2017 22:23:29 GMT
(God I have never been this black for a character)
José, would you tell us about your relationships with the rest of the kids? Not,like, gossiping, but it can be a little juicy.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 7:13:16 GMT
Oh my god, like, where does José even begin? Tibbir is like sooo totally like head over heels obsessed with her! He's a history nut and always sweet talks her. He's one of the only other kids who actually gets that you're worth something!! Even if he's like so totally like annoyingly dramatic about it sometimes.
Shi is like a total wannabe history nut, she doesn't actually read any of the like boring history stuff she has, she totally just throws it all at Tibbir. Hahah! She's like so totally dumb and doesn't even realize Tibbir is just using her for the books and to talk about history with. She's like so totally into him and he's totally not.
But, like, Nadezhda though!! Right?? Ughh oh my god he's soooo fit! He sent her a picture of him and oh my god like she totally thought he'd be like some sweaty guy but he's totally fucking hot. She hates how he tries to order her around though!! Like, ugh!! She can like totally do whatever she wants you strict asshole hottie!
And then... There was... Mystery Guy. Ahhh... José admits that if she really were to become queen of New Earth, if it's actually out there, she'd totally make Mystery Guy her king. She doesn't know his name or what his face looks like behind that mask but somehow... He always knows exactly what she wants! He's so... Perfectly useful.
Hm? What? ...Oh. Ugly wheel girl. ...Eh... She tries to be like cute and friendly so she guesses that's totally fine but... Like.. Is she even worth it? She's so... Ugly.
José thinks it's totally because Alice is a total goodie-two-shoes and does whatever the AI wants her to. Sooo dumb and ugly! Ha.
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 17, 2017 16:32:26 GMT
Jose: Would you kindly show us around your ship. I'm sure it's more interesting than the others we've seen.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 17:58:10 GMT
José reveals her most glamourous kitchen! |
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 17, 2017 18:05:06 GMT
mistertorchwick.exe: Inquire humbly as to the reason Miss Jose has two ovens.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 18:12:03 GMT
Well, since she had the space for it in the room... If one breaks down the other one will still be working and two ovens means twice as much cooking she can do! Being able to cook will be a very important skill on New Earth! She is the perfect chef. |
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Post by tofurkinator on Feb 17, 2017 18:20:46 GMT
José: Please bake something for us? Maybe Tres Leches cake, if you know how to make that? I've heard it's quite delicious.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 18:40:44 GMT
Hmph! Simpleton, of course, she totally knows how to make Tres Leches. It's the best Tres Leches cake you could ever taste! If you had a body, that is. Haha. |
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Post by tofurkinator on Feb 17, 2017 19:27:32 GMT
José: Send the cake to your closest friend. Include a note of well-wishing! They'd like that, yeah?
(Also aaa your art looks so good!! How are you able to do that in such a short amount of time??)
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 19:47:23 GMT
...Hmmm... No. She'd rather not be expected to GIVE stuff. She'll probably just eat it later.
By being a masochist. Also by re-using poses and old assets. With a tiny hint of google imaging design layouts for when my brain dies. MS Paint is fun. |
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 17, 2017 20:04:13 GMT
Jose: How about trying out that scathing letter? That sound like fun! You do all of this is MSP? Holy crackers, that's awesome!! |
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 20:09:00 GMT
MSP transparency isn't too difficult to get a hang of when you've practiced enough. ...Also, inbuilt mouse pad with line tools. Yaaay! Also, I thought this was the scathing letter? Or, her version of it anyway, haha. Sorry if it wasn't very clear what it was. omegaupdate.freeforums.net/post/58158 |
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 17, 2017 20:19:51 GMT
*Facepalm* Forget I mentioned it.
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 17, 2017 20:30:38 GMT
Hmm... Yes. Definitely saving it for later. Not like, totally eating it right now or anything, she's not fat. What are you talking about?
*Pets mistertorchwick.exe* |
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 17, 2017 21:37:18 GMT
(poor chaos, do you ever sleep ; -  (if you want you can go and sleep, we'll wait) >Eat it now. YOU CAN'T RESIST THE FOOD! |
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Post by slangens on Feb 18, 2017 0:44:44 GMT
(*Unsympathy for José intensifies*)
José: What are your plans for your future as queen of new Earth?
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 18, 2017 5:22:24 GMT
Jose: Here's an interesting question from the AI to you. Do you believe in ghosts? Because sometimes the AI hear weird sounds and stuff, but never for very long. Why would a spaceship be haunted?
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 18, 2017 6:52:26 GMT
Hmph, well, like totally obviously.... This would happen! So perfect right??
Also, José wouldn't be surprised if the ship was haunted, I mean... You're kind of all the uploaded brains of the dead. Kind of a stupid move, José thinks, Haha.
What? Is she supposed to be thankful? Grow up! The only one worth thanking is José for becoming so beautiful for you. |
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Post by Curris on Feb 18, 2017 10:11:38 GMT
How did you come to be picked for this mission? You seem to have a very . . . disinterested approach to teamwork and comraderie?
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Post by raisingchaos on Feb 18, 2017 10:40:22 GMT
Hmph! Her birth parents like totally funded this whole operation! If José wasn't born, like, this wouldn't have even happened!
Be like totally grateful this space trip exists at all, peasant.
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Post by mistertorchwick on Feb 18, 2017 16:00:47 GMT
Jose: Sorry for being so pushy, considering we gained awareness just recently. But why six spaceships? Wouldn't it have been simpler to simply have everybody on the same ship so they could learn to live together on New Earth?
Also, what was that about us being the uploaded minds of the dead? How does that work?
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