Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 28, 2017 16:29:04 GMT
Incognito Lava Bleach && (Spoiled Mayo || Ultra-sour Pickle Juice)
You get a bottle of DEATH SAUCE. This doesn't just kill you once, it kills your taste buds too.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 28, 2017 16:47:27 GMT
Pile of Bombs && Death Sauce = Deathbombs These bombs cover the body in acid lava, causing the flesh to bubble and corrode. It can't destroy bones.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 28, 2017 18:54:57 GMT
Deathbombs && (Cotton Candy || Picture of a hat-tipping skeleton)
MR. BONES' COTTON CANDY FUNTIME
This was a horrible idea. You immediately make 50. It's underling bait and murder device all in one.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 28, 2017 20:57:45 GMT
MR. BONES' COTTON CANDY FUNTIME && SPIRAL SUCKER
Oh no. This... This is just terrifying...
You create the ULTIMANIUM TRICKSTER CANDY.
A small neon-coloured box with skeleton patterns on it. Inside lies the most dangerous candy known to any life-form.
Best not touch it.
...But it's so tempting to open it...
Just one bite can't hurt, right?
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 28, 2017 21:45:09 GMT
An incredible transmutation takes place.
All players have achieved SUGAR SKULL MODE.
+777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 Zillium Grist.
+INFINITY Grist Candy of every type. Even ones that would have been obtainable from the scrapped Special(tm) Gristifier.
You have to use one of these 3 items in every combination until this wears off.
>Jelly Smoker's Liver
>Oglothoth's Licorice Thorns
>Beating Choco-Heart with Caramel Blood
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 30, 2017 0:01:14 GMT
Ok so heres how it should go
(Jelly Smoker's Liver/Oglothoth's Licorice Thorns/Beating Choco-Heart with Caramel Blood) combined with something else. You have to use each of them at least once after this post. And no cheating. I/E the below.
(Jelly Smoker's Liver || Oglothoth's Licorice Thorns) && Beating Choco-Heart with Caramel Blood
Antimatter Burnt Marshmallow
This is going down a dangerous road.
Antimatter Burnt Marshmallow && (Radioactive Pancake Syrup && ULTIMANIUM TRICKSTER CANDY)
COSMIC FISSION SYRUP
The fury of the universe, all in a ramekin on the palm of your hand.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 30, 2017 4:08:17 GMT
COSMIC FISSION SYRUP && (SPIRAL SUCKER || CANDY CORN LIQUOR)
You create the ENGLISH LIQUOR.
You are Mobster Kingpin and you have been granted yet another boon by the clowns. It makes you second to another Mob Boss, but damn if you didn't love the power that comes with it.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 30, 2017 12:28:41 GMT
English Liquor || (A metric shit-ton of grist candy && Rainbow Jack Daniel's) Sburbian Headache
This is the equivalent of a meteor storm in your skull. Aka a horrendous concoction of suffering.
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Post by Con Air on Jan 31, 2017 3:26:56 GMT
Sburbian Headache + Candy DeTrickster-ifier This makes something other than trickster stuff, which could be anything. For the sake of stuff, you are given Betty de Famme. Suddenly, Shade appears! Shade: "Who did you expect, sporta-flop like a fish?"
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Jan 31, 2017 12:45:39 GMT
(Betty de Famme && Snowman (the felt one)) || Shadow Peach You create Lady Darkfrost. She teleports to the future of some forum game or rp somewhere.
This does not bode well.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 2, 2017 2:15:47 GMT
Lady Darkfrost && Edgelord || Michael Bay && Thor = Valkyrie
An angry pataexistential alloy-valkyrie hybrid that simply desires to destroy everything, and everyone standing in her way. Not to be confused with Valky, who's actually a character.
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Post by bloonofsteel on Feb 2, 2017 2:44:45 GMT
Valkyrie && Anti-Power-Buzzword Book = Azathoth
WHEN AND HOW
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 2, 2017 2:48:41 GMT
(Valkyrie && That kid whose dad was subscribed to Playboy) && A flash game where you play as Pimp Bowser
KISEKAE DOLL MAKER
STOP
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Post by Con Air on Feb 2, 2017 3:06:48 GMT
Doll Maker + Bananaman = OMhskY.HJfHjGkNG ERROR 409: What Pumpkin? The interface restores and gives you a frog statue. Note to self: Don't combine living things.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 2, 2017 12:37:18 GMT
Frog Statue && Lord English Plush BILLIARDS SLICK PLUSH
Now THIS is what I call merchandise.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Feb 2, 2017 16:41:00 GMT
BILLIARDS SLICK PLUSH && Juju
You create Lil' Cal.
I don't think I really need to explain this one.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Feb 2, 2017 20:18:22 GMT
Lil' Cal && Wwand of Wwhite science = The Kreep Kaster
a wand that holds many forbidden spells, examples being making anyone in your sight go insane.
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 2, 2017 20:20:46 GMT
Edit: ninjad
(Kreep Kaster && Crocodile with a crown) || (Boxing Gloves && Generic Fighting Game for the Switch)
KING K. ROOL IN SMASH BROS.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Feb 3, 2017 20:06:25 GMT
King K. Rool in Smash Bros && Trophy || Alchemiter
You create the smash bros trophy alchemiter.
You can now make two types of objects.
TROPHY Objects, or NORMAL Objects.
put either TROPHY or NORMAL before you make your alchemization.
Example: TROPHY, Lightbulb && Cup
You make the LIGHTED CUP.
This object will light up your drinks for you, with an installed light on the bottom of it.
Origin: Alchemization Game 2: The Philosopher's Boogaloo (2017)
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 7, 2017 1:30:12 GMT
Smash Bros Trophy Alchemiter && Toy Frog You make the FROGEMITER (Fra-Geh-Meh-Ter)
Now everything that is made from now on will have frog ears. Amazing.
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Post by Con Air on Feb 7, 2017 4:21:04 GMT
Frogemiter + Frog = ERROR You make the Frogpocalysype. OH GOSH FROGS. FROGS EVERYWHERE.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 7, 2017 4:23:24 GMT
(ERROR && Soap) || Slate You make a CLEAN SLATE
The next alchemation can be a brand new alchemation! Clean slate!
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 7, 2017 12:56:24 GMT
(Summoning Grimoire || Lolcat Bible) && Physics Textbook
Textbook for Summoning Feline Forces of Physics This... This may be the most dangerous thing to ever exist. *You can now use physics or astrophysics concept cats in your alchemizations* I.E. (Dark Forces Cat (my avatar) || Antimatter Kitten) && (Panzernyan Launcher || Billiards Slick) Null Meowbeast Cannon Jesus Christ!... On a bike. This thing is proooooobaaably the ultimate weapon in RcktlaunchrKind. Are you REALLY sure that this is a good idea?
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Post by axolotlSushi on Mar 6, 2017 20:11:48 GMT
Null Meowbeast Cannon && (Spiral Sucker && (Glaivekind && Riflekind))
Oh goodness.
You create the TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKERâ„¢ PRECISION HARPOON OF ZILLYMEOW.
The ultimate in galactic meowbeast confectionary weapons, made of rainbow titanium, engraved with obsidian and fine purrisian diamonds. Just looking at this thing makes you want to slaughter a civilization. When used, creates an unstoppable blast of sugarshocked nuclear knife-heads.
Best put it back in the hellhole where it belongs.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Mar 6, 2017 23:37:49 GMT
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKERâ„¢ PRECISION HARPOON OF ZILLYMEOW && Captchalouge Card
you make the RAINBOW CAT HARPOON MODUS.
It's the miracle modus except everytime you captchalouge something, it shoots out a cat shaped harpoon.
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