|
|
Post by 2create on Jul 4, 2016 16:10:14 GMT
Unstuck 
Something about this seems familiar, but at the same time, utterly foreign. The buildings stand separately. Time lets the the hearts of men flow freely through the streets, as if deciding a destiny independently of the masses. A familiar note is produced. It's the one independence sings to keep its voice in tune. Unstuck
A young girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the
13th of April, 2009, is this young girl's birthday. Though it was
thirteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given
a name!
What will the name of this young girl be?
Enter name.
Try again.
Examine room.
Your name is JADE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A
number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of
INTERESTS. You are an avid follower of CARTOON SHOWS OF CONSIDERABLE
NOSTALGIC APPEAL. You have a profound zeal for marvelous and fantastical
FAUNA OF AN ANTHROPOMORPHOLOGICAL PERSUASION. You are also an aspiring
NUCLEAR PHYSICIST, but you do not get many opportunities to practice
this, and you love GARDENING despite living in an apartment high off the
ground.
What will you do? |
|
|
|
Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jul 4, 2016 20:24:05 GMT
> Retrieve firearms from chest
>Take a closer look at that cupboard
|
|
|
|
Post by Curris on Jul 5, 2016 23:13:12 GMT
Smell your flowers and pretty plants! Take in the floral aroma! Name each flower, and converse with them, as friends would.
|
|
|
|
Post by heyitskane on Jul 6, 2016 0:02:47 GMT
>Go to sleep. That purple place is more interesting anyways.
|
|
8uny
Juvesquirt
hi im 8uny and im here to overanaylize
Posts: 13
Pronouns: [any]
|
Post by 8uny on Jul 7, 2016 2:28:56 GMT
>Look for your guardian.
>Pester a friend! Hopefully they'll remember your birthday
|
|
|
|
Post by Marimarine on Jul 9, 2016 16:40:36 GMT
>Obsess over fauna.
|
|
|
|
Post by 2create on Jul 10, 2016 14:49:01 GMT
Jade: Retrieve firearms from chest.
There's a CAKE on your CHEST, stupid!
Besides, you don't even own any FIREARMS. DAD would never let you hear
the end of it. Jade: Retrieve cakes.
You captchalogue the CAKES, storing them the ROOT CARD of your SYLLADEX.
You like using this modus. The TREE MODUS aligns perfectly with your love
of gardening and isn't much of a hassle to use, as long as you don't clog
it. Jade: Open chest.
Your chest contains a number of things, including a COOKALIZER and a
REFRIGERATOR, which you helped John put together. They're convenient, but
you're mostly interested in the science behind them, seeing how DAD keeps
you well fed.
There are a few more SQUIDDLES inside too, as well as some ROBOTIC PARTS
that are left over from a previous SCIENCE PROJECT, and a screwdriver.
You learned a lot, that time. You wouldn't call yourself a ROBOTICS
SAVANT just yet, but you're definitely getting there.
You also keep a MAGIC 8-BALL inside, for no reason other than that you
like how elegantly they're put together... Yes, that's definitely the
ONLY REASON. You're quite sure. Jade: Captchalogue magic 8-ball.
You get the MAGIC 8-BALL. It occupies the RIGHT LEAF CARD under the
CAKES, as expected. The TREE MODUS sorts items alphabetically, with
extremes at either end.
M > C. Jade: Examine closet.
This closet contains your CLOTHES, and there are some SQUIDDLES on the
floor.
There's also a RED PACKAGE that Dave sent to you for your BIRTHDAY. You
already opened it, but you can't do anything with it just yet. Jade: Examine package.
You take the PACKAGE from its hiding place to show off its contents. ==>
It's an ANTHROPOMORPHIC VERSION of SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF!
The characters are from the web comic of the same name that your friend
Dave draws in his spare time. He makes it ironically, but you do really
like it because of the humor and how his personality shines through.
Included is a note from Dave himself. hey jade
hey jade
im sure youre having a sick bday but its about to get even better. i
thought id return the favor for your awesome gift and send you this nasty
piece of work. i know youll enjoy it.
imma be honest that i dont really get this animal shit of yours but
really its one of the things that makes you super cool. i know i aint got
things like that to keep me entertained so its nice to have someone
around to give you a perspective on things.
now before we get all mellow id suggest you pin the damn thing to your
wall. id do it ironically but knowing you i know youre gonna give it your
genuine best so ill let you off the hook on that one
so anyway enjoy the poster and have an awesome bday. if you wanna rap
about things you know where to find me
chill out
tg Jade: Take poster.
You take the POSTER and prepare for your fetch modus to work its magic.
P > C. P > M.
This causes the tree to be unbalanced, so your SYLLADEX auto-balances
itself. The MAGIC 9-BALL now occupies the ROOT CARD, while the other two
items comprise the LEAVES.
C < M. P > M. Jade: Go to sleep.
But you're not tired! It's only 4 PM! Jade: Pester one of your friends.
You wonder if any of your CHUMS are online. You quickly take a look. It
seems you could talk to Dave right now!
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at
16:07 --
GG: dave!!! how are you doing?!
TG: hey jade
TG: im fucking awesome
TG: i went exploring today and i found something neat
TG: i can tell you about it later
TG: little pressed for time right now
GG: oh... :(
GG: i'm sorry to bother you.
TG: nah its alright
TG: besides i wanted to ask what you think of my present
TG: you got it yesterday right
GG: oh! yes i did! i love it!!!
TG: awesome
TG: hey i gotta feed bec right now
TG: ttyl alright
GG: okay! :)
TG: oh before i forget
TG: youll get a package from john later
TG: its important so make sure you get it
GG: um, ok! i will!
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at
16:11 -- Jade: Obsess over fauna.
What marvelous creatures they are. What a daring dream, to combine the
finest qualities of humanity with the elegance and nobility of the animal
kingdom. How you wish you could know their world. To hear one night those
muted pawpads traipse up your stairs. A low but friendly growl unsettles
your slumber, and as the sopor seeps from your eyes they detect a sharp
pair of ears cutting moonlight. A mysterious wolven tongue invites.
Wouldn't these ears suit you? Would not this proud long snout assist you
in the hunt?
No need to answer. Words slough from the busy mind like a useless dead
membrane as a more visceral sapience takes over. Something simpler is in
charge now, a force untouched by the concerns and burdens of the upright,
that farcical yoke the bipedal tow. It now drives you through the
midnight brush, your paws whisking through creepers, unearthing with each
bold stomp bright odors demanding investigation. But not for long, as you
and your new friend must claim the night with piercing howls moonward.
|
|
|
|
Post by cobaltergeist on Jul 10, 2016 17:12:08 GMT
> Contemplate your non-Skaiatech lunchtop. Where'd you get that thing?
> Examine Tiny Pumpkins.
|
|
EthicalAndroid
Pesky Urchin
If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
Posts: 66
Pronouns: he/him/his
|
Post by EthicalAndroid on Jul 10, 2016 18:41:33 GMT
> Attempt to play the flute and guitar at the same time.
|
|
|
|
Post by Curris on Jul 10, 2016 23:51:56 GMT
Change Wardrobe from LEAF SHIRT to TANOOKI SUIT!
|
|
