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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 11, 2019 0:38:10 GMT
You open the OPTIONS MENU, granting you access to game customization and compatibility tools.
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 11, 2019 0:59:27 GMT
>Turn up the Gamma meter
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 12, 2019 1:13:13 GMT
You fiddle with the GAMMA slider a few times before realizing it was okay where it was,
and doesn't really do anything you can tell besides make the game look weird if touched.
Now you probably can't get it back to where it was before, you will have to deal with it being CLOSE ENOUGH,
you ruined the game, it will never look the same again. Your hubris knows no bounds.
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 12, 2019 2:18:13 GMT
>Move the Gamma meter close to the right of the center.
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Post by Curris on Jul 16, 2019 22:30:57 GMT
Non interactive annexes are fine if you have some story you want to put out there.
Just for giggles, alter the quality slider to SUPER LOW.
If I remember right, McKinley was bleeding, frostbitten, and in pretty sorry shape. Maybe the Cave Crystals have some magic spring water, or Ice Dwarves encounter her and teach her the ways of the mountain.
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 18, 2019 0:36:46 GMT
Just for Laughs, you set the game quality REAL LOW. It's been running just fine, but you can never be too optimized...
...Oh.
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 18, 2019 1:06:54 GMT
>FUCK, GO BACK!
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 18, 2019 20:07:57 GMT
>FUCK, GO BACK!
You backpedal harder than a reverse-triathlete to the options menu, and set the graphics back to "Medium"
>"Cheats"
While you're there, you open the CHEATS menu, which is bare save for an input box that seems to accept strings of letters and numbers.
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 19, 2019 5:27:46 GMT
>Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
>JUSTIN BAILEY
>2E-55-GM-OC
13-CA-PO-32
FT-4M-88-CZ
>JUST MONIKA
>UZI BAZOOKA
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Post by venchi on Jul 19, 2019 20:14:00 GMT
Type in B1gheadz
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Post by Curris on Jul 20, 2019 0:09:47 GMT
Umber Mountain cheat codes, eh?
Infinite_pitons
"Molehill"
Whacky-Gravity!
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 22, 2019 18:40:36 GMT
>Enter Codes
As you enter whatever mildly clever pop-culture code comes to mind, you notice SOMETHING OFF anout the codebox.
you realize you're probably not ready to handle this setting yet.
>Return to Main Menu
What will you do next?
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 22, 2019 21:35:28 GMT
>Quit the game to install its recent update.
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Post by Curris on Jul 23, 2019 6:41:22 GMT
I'd like to see what's in the loadable saves area. Aside from McKinley in the Ice Cave, We might see some context around the avalanche.
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 25, 2019 2:27:16 GMT
>QUIT.
Your game has been acting strange, so you think you'll close it for now.
That's the last time you leave a game running all night.
END.
>LOAD.
You navigate to the mildly familiar LOAD SAVE PAGE, and are greeted by two SAVE FILES.
-the one you made earlier, in the AVALANCHE.
-The autosave that made itself in the GLACIER.
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 25, 2019 6:00:56 GMT
>Click on the auto save.
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Jul 25, 2019 23:57:40 GMT
>Load Save 2.
You load up the AUTOSAVE from the glacier, putting you right where you left off.
The save seems mildly corrupted. It runs, but it seems to be chopping up quite a bit.
What will you do?
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Post by unseenumpire on Jul 26, 2019 2:03:02 GMT
>Where is McKinley?
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Post by Curris on Jul 27, 2019 2:19:24 GMT
Why can we see stars through the ?mountain? Do we recognize the constellations? Our snowman appears to be multiplying!
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Aug 3, 2019 17:59:08 GMT
>Where is McKinley?
You are once again MCKINLEY MADISON. you are currently SLEEPING, what will you do?
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Post by unseenumpire on Aug 3, 2019 18:27:29 GMT
>Have a dream about being at a warm beach.
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Sept 6, 2019 1:38:22 GMT
>Dream.
You dream you are standing on a SANDY BEACH, you were out collecting SEASHELLS, but seem to be having little luck, the tide is LOW, and a sailboat drifts by in the distance.
(oh no, i did not intend the entire month of august to pass with no updates, that was truly a mistake of a mini-hiatus, sorry! my hand was actin funny so i kept putting this one panel off over and over and its dumb, anyway. more stuff!)
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Post by unseenumpire on Sept 7, 2019 6:32:18 GMT
>Throw the seashell at the sailboat.
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Post by venchi on Sept 8, 2019 8:39:58 GMT
Stick your head in the sand.
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Post by twotriickhoofbea2t on Oct 8, 2019 19:40:27 GMT
>Stick your head in the sand.
You're not sure what it would accomplish, but you BRIEFLY FATHOM the idea of burying your cranium.
You're pretty sure it would lead to you swallowing a whole lot of sand, and that's no good.
>Throw the seashell at the sailboat.
In an act of UTTER VIOLENCE, you HURL the seashell towards the passing vessel.
And miss.
The CLAM SHELL sinks to the bottom of the sea.
Your SEASHELL COUNT drops to a pitiful -1/20. You start to think you might just suck at this game.
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