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Post by stumpy bumpo on Jan 22, 2018 2:11:30 GMT
>Immobilize Buckethead, then speed through time.
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Post by tailortf on Jan 28, 2018 5:09:55 GMT
>Put your shirt back on.
Yeah, okay. That was kind of dumb of you in the first place. Stooping to their level.
What you need to do is fight smarter. Fight like you yourself would fight.
First things first: calmly getting dressed in front of your opponent? Total power move.
Second things second, it's time for you to demonstrate your-
>Immobilize Buckethead.
TACTICAL PROWESS
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Yeah, here we go. Who really cares about fighting fair anyway? This is survival.
Actually, you kinda weren't fighting fair in the first place, having a gun and all, but whatever.
A smart man would use this opportunity to grab Skullsburry and make a break for it. You are not a smart man.
Well, obviously you ARE, but you're also very petty and vindictive.
>Go Left 4 Dead jockey on his ass.
Yeah, what now, smart guy? You think you're big and strong breaking guns in half and shit, but what happens if you just get choked out by some guy?
Bucket looking like a dumb armor decision now, huh?! Can't do anything about this, huh?! Well?!
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...Okay, apparently he can. Go figure.
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Oh my god!
So this is where they keep all the shirts!
That's one mystery solved, at least.
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Okay-
You know-
this-
really isn't-
going-
all that-
well.
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Just a thought.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Jan 28, 2018 5:15:48 GMT
> Do some SICK ACROBATICS and kick this guy right in his dome.
And by dome I mean bucket.
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Post by Zephyr Nepres on Jan 28, 2018 7:11:03 GMT
> Just let the guy have his fun for a bit. You're in no rush.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jan 28, 2018 19:59:14 GMT
>Wait for him to chill.
>GET A NEW SHIRT.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 28, 2018 20:14:22 GMT
> Yell Gibberish, it doesn't matter what you say, because they won't understand a word!
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Post by eerr on Jan 28, 2018 20:54:25 GMT
>It looks like he's gonna smash you around a bit. You might have to wait it out.
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Post by Juddy555 on Jan 29, 2018 0:49:12 GMT
>Whenever he lets go of you, flop down like you died, then get up and dust yourself off.
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Post by gukizgppd on Jan 29, 2018 20:09:30 GMT
>Just focus on a single point for a second. Theeeen....
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Post by tailortf on Feb 5, 2018 4:06:38 GMT
>Wait it out.
Oof, ow, owie. Your bones, they are so broken. If only this man would stop breaking your bones.
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By God, you have been split in twain. That man has a family, etc. etc.
Yeah, this is becoming kinda boring to you, which is no good. This'd probably be great if you were one of those people who got off on this stuff, but you're not.
If you get any more bored, you'll end up zooming away across time, and for once you actually care about not doing that.
>Whenever he lets go of you, flop down like you died.
Yeah, you're not so sure about pretending to be dead again. That led to some pretty major changes last time.
You'll just do a hard blink instead. Hopefully that won't waste too much time.
Here we go.
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Well, it's still the same guy, at least, so that's good. And hey, Skullsburry's still around! So two for two there.
Your situation, however, has not gotten any better. Apparently pretending to be dead doesn't help when it comes to winning a one-on-one fight. Go figure.
>Yell gibberish, it doesn't matter what you say, because they won't understand a word!
Now THOSE are some good parting words. None of that pansy-ass "goodbye cruel world" crap, you gave him something to think about there.
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Actually, hopefully not. You'd hate to come back and find out they've switched to walking around all au naturel.
You ARE coming back, by the way. Just as soon as you climb back out of this pit. The only thing you have more of than tenacity is free time.
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Speaking of this pit, this is one nice death pit. Giant rusty spikes and everything. You must admit, this is one of the nicer mass graves you've ever been a part of.
You wish Skullsburry were here to appreciate it. Despite only having him for a few minutes, you kinda got attached to the little guy. What would he (you as him) say, you wonder?
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Ugh. Why is it that every time you get close to someone, they die or become dicks? You gotta find some better friends.
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Like this guy!
...actually, no. You should probably only limit yourself to one skeleton friend at a time. That's what normal people do, right?
You're still gonna take advantage of this guy's generosity, though. By which you mean his van.
>Get a new shirt.
Well, you're not taking the one you have off for reasons previously described, but you might as well accessorize if you're gonna be staying in this time period a while.
This is the shirt that'll bring the Buckethead Empire to its' knees. You can just feel it.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Feb 5, 2018 4:10:09 GMT
>So, is there an exit to this death pit? Can you take the stairs or something?
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Feb 5, 2018 17:01:37 GMT
>BEGIN THE CLIMB.
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Post by tailortf on Feb 8, 2018 3:53:54 GMT
>So, is there an exit to this death pit?
Well, the whole thing about a "pit" is that there's really only one way in or out. So probably just the way you came?
Doesn't look too terribly inaccessible. You could probably manage that in a day or two.
Luckily you don't have to worry about the whole "hunger" thing.
Alright, let's go. Time's a-wastin'.
>Begin the climb.
You're getting pretty good at climbing walls covered in spikes. Not exactly the skill you would've wanted to develop, but whatever, if it works.
At least there's hopefully no guy with a shotgun waiting at the top of this one. So you know you're not just wasting time here only to get to something that negates all your progress-
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Ah crap.
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Okay, that...that was a pretty harsh one. You would've felt that one if you weren't, y'know, you.
Pretty sure that giant fake ice cream cone is actually inside the truck now. Physics is fun when you don't have to play along.
Still, you're beginning to reconsider your early assessment of this death pit. Clearly this has not been properly maintained. The spikes are all rusty and fragile.
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Guess you'll just have to think up a new way out. You'll do it inside the truck, it's more fun that way. Makes you feel like a cop on stakeout.
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Ah crap, that's right, you forgot. As part of your ongoing descent into madness, you've apparently now been granted a spirit guide or something.
Which you wouldn't mind, theoretically. You already admitted you don't know what you're doing with your life, maybe some guidance would help.
Except, y'know, he's a dick.
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Yeah. Some people get dead ancestors or lost childhood pets, you get this. This is the worst road trip you've ever been on.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Feb 8, 2018 4:05:40 GMT
>Hey, there's at least one thing you're good at: Staying alive.
>Also: Tell Terry Skullman that insulting you will get both of you nowhere.
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Post by Juddy555 on Feb 8, 2018 5:38:28 GMT
>Friendship ended with Skullsbury, Terry is new best friend.
>Fuck you Terry, don't be a dick
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Post by Time Douche on Feb 8, 2018 9:47:25 GMT
>Use your flight powers to fly out of the pit
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Feb 9, 2018 13:37:38 GMT
>Rant to terry about your immortality and wish you could timetravel back to those Xbox babes n such.
>Oh well.
>Check the tank of gas in case terry is lying.
>If lying, FLOOR IT OUTTA HERE
>If not, plan with Terry on how you’re gonna confront bucket guy/Hal/whomever
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Post by smuch on Feb 9, 2018 13:49:19 GMT
> Hey now, now, that guy is totaly out of line, you don't suck at everything ! You're very good at being apathetic and boring
>Okay maybe if you use all the scaps of cloth you find in tht pit, yo can make a rope lasso to attch to one of the top spikes, climb out that way.
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Post by becomeweaker on Feb 9, 2018 14:00:35 GMT
>Take Terry's hat as revenge for the insults
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Post by tailortf on Feb 14, 2018 6:09:36 GMT
>Don't be a dick, Terry.
You attempt to come out on top here.
Unfortunately, centuries of talking to yourself didn't really prepare you for winning arguments.
Terry's still a dick, though. That's something completely unrelated to you not being good with words.
>Check the tank of gas in case Terry is lying.
Oh for god's- there's a can of gas right here! You must not have noticed it before, with it being wedged between the old ice cream boxes and the other crap.
So Terry WAS lying. Sort of. Since he's just a hallucination, then you guess he wouldn't know what you didn't know, e.g. the gas being here.
...nevermind, you're not going to think about that kind of thing. Acknowledging him would just encourage his dickishness.
Seeing all this stuff together like this DOES give you an idea, though. Time to say goodbye to the mole life.
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Well, okay, you sound confident, but you really aren't. It'd be really cool if this DID work, but you really don't know enough about physics to say it WILL.
Still, not like you've got anything else that you're so busy with you can't try the dumbest idea.
>Take Terry's hat as revenge for the insults.
Ugh. You're trying to ignore him, but you can't help but feel like he's right.
Just you and brainghosts stuck together for all eternity. You'd really rather not think about that right now.
>Use your flight powers to fly out of the pit.
Yeah, that's the idea. Really, you didn't need to do half of the stuff you did.
Still, props make you happy. And that's always a nice thing.
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Unlike this cigarette. Ugh. You've tried hundreds of different substances but you can NEVER get past nicotine.
Ah well. At least something really awesome might happen in a second.
Reminds you of an old ditty from back in your day, actually.
How did it go again?
Oh yeah.
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AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME
TIL' TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME 'ROUND AGAIN TO FIND
I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME
I'M A ROCKETMAN
BURNING UP HIS FUSE OUT THERE ALONE
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Awesome. You can't believe that actually worked.
You gotta say, this future has its' advantages. Blowing up cars has never been easier.
Still, you should probably start putting together a plan for landing. Not how to do it, that's a no brainer, but what you're gonna do afterwards.
You're pretty sure something that loud would attract at least a little attention from the wrong people.
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Post by spinydoughnut33 on Feb 14, 2018 13:12:16 GMT
> Awesome Idea: Look for Bucketman so you can land right on top of him in a suplex.
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Post by randomwriter on Feb 14, 2018 15:04:59 GMT
>Target nearest bad guy for LANDING SEQUENCE.
>Wink at nearest babe.
>Begin hunt for bucketman.
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Post by Juddy555 on Feb 14, 2018 23:27:51 GMT
Oh man, that is the worst thought. The only music we know he can ever enjoy is what he remembers well enough to hum in appropriate moments. He will forget so many songs and just, never enjoy them again. The apocalypse sucks.
>Try to aim your landing to ELBOW SLAM any headwear-people. May as well just be an unstoppable force of fighting to pass the time.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Feb 22, 2018 1:09:19 GMT
Realize you killed Terry.
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Post by Juddy555 on Feb 22, 2018 21:02:01 GMT
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