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CHESS II
Apr 17, 2016 19:49:03 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 17, 2016 19:49:03 GMT
Black Bishops: Use the Einshynt Darke Majyxs to summon a game of MineSweeper to overlap this chess game. The game is now a minefield.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 17, 2016 20:05:47 GMT
Black E7 pawn to E6.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 17, 2016 20:37:56 GMT
>White King: while you're in check, you may as well spend a minute checking out Black Queen.
Yup, it's a queen all right.
>Knight/Rider: Explain your new move set, we need to know what things you're now capable of.
You can move like a regular knight, and can drop off a pawn next to you to turn into a regular knight.
>White: Bishop C1 to D2. Banish the Black Queen with HOLY LIGHT.
PREEEEOW
>Black Bishops: Use the Einshynt Darke Majyxs to summon a game of MineSweeper to overlap this chess game. The game is now a minefield.
The world's easiest game of Minesweeper has been summoned. Thank the RNG for no guesses.
>White Pawn E2 to E4.
Looks like there was a number you were standing on.
>Black E7 pawn to E6.
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Post by eerr on Apr 17, 2016 20:51:13 GMT
White pawn at F7: Move to F5.
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CHESS II
Apr 17, 2016 20:57:36 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 17, 2016 20:57:36 GMT
Black King: Move to D7 Pawn E4: Wear the smiley face. Just sort of reach out and grab it.
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Post by 132435az on Apr 17, 2016 21:20:35 GMT
Pawn B7: Obtain orange paint and become Orange King
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CHESS II
Apr 17, 2016 21:20:58 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 17, 2016 21:20:58 GMT
>White: Hair Knight to B5
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 18, 2016 0:35:38 GMT
>White Bishop to E2. >White kingside castle.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 18, 2016 0:50:24 GMT
>White pawn at F7 F2: Move to F5 F4. Evil Otto knows what he did. >Black King: Move to D7Apparently that pawn made you have 2 hit points. Now you suck only onefold. >Pawn E4: Wear the smiley face. Just sort of reach out and grab it.>Pawn B7: Obtain orange paint and become Orange KingYou are now a third party! The orange party! >White: Hair Knight to B5
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 1:25:33 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 18, 2016 1:25:33 GMT
>Black: Pawn to E6
>White: Took to A3. Attempt disarm mine next to you.
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Post by 132435az on Apr 18, 2016 1:48:31 GMT
>Orange King: Claim new territory
>Space C4: Achieve sentience and move to F3
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 1:53:44 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 18, 2016 1:53:44 GMT
Orange King: Begin your journey as a pawn going from left to right. Start by taking the bishop.
Knight/Rider: Do a sweet double G4/Dismount and take H3 move combo.
Mineboard: Turn Flip-ways
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Post by BB on Apr 18, 2016 2:01:09 GMT
>Bishop C8: Bless Knight B8 with gnarly duds.
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 2:15:39 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 18, 2016 2:15:39 GMT
Black Queen: greet Death.
Pawn F7: Valiantly raise as many supporters as you can to join your side, the Blue team, and take on ALL THREE Kings. If this fails, just go be the mayor instead.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 18, 2016 3:35:36 GMT
White Queen to G4, taking knight
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 3:40:11 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 18, 2016 3:40:11 GMT
White bishops: Imbue Haired Knight with wings, allowing it to fly extra far. Instead of going 2/1, it now goes 3/1.
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Post by klego on Apr 18, 2016 5:10:41 GMT
>Writer: Flip table, break the fourth wall.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 18, 2016 5:32:09 GMT
>Orange King: Claim new territoryYou decide that B7 will be your base of operations! >Black: Pawn to E6You have created a HYPERPAWN. >White: Took to A3. Attempt disarm mine next to you.You roll to see if you disarm the mine. You roll 15, and your disarming skill is -2 15 - 2 > 10 Nice! Who knew it was that easy? >Orange King: Begin your journey as a pawn going from left to right. Start by taking the bishop.Despite everything, you're still a pawn. >Knight/Rider: Do a sweet double G4/Dismount and take H3 move combo.You cant do both in one turn, but it's still probably going to be sweet. >White Queen to G4, taking knightLuckily, your pawn has quick reflexes. >Bishop C8: Bless Knight B8 with gnarly duds. Rad>Writer: Flip table, break the fourth wall.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 18, 2016 5:50:27 GMT
Pawn E4 to E5. Proceed hurling continuous stream of empty threats and trash talk at hyperpawn.
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 6:37:32 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 18, 2016 6:37:32 GMT
Orange Kinf: Ride Rad Knight like mechanical bull, making sure you rub as much of your body paint on him as possible in an attempt to convert him to your side.
Portal: magically appear and connect c6 and g4. These are connected in such a way that a rook traveling from b4 to the left could end up at e6, a bishop from b5 could go to h5, and so on.
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 15:17:31 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 18, 2016 15:17:31 GMT
>White: Rook to F3. Begin building up ROOK FORTRESSTUDE for your super move. One point per round(White then Black turn)
FORTRESSTUDE: 0/6
Also no idea how your Portal thing works, Loading.
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CHESS II
Apr 18, 2016 16:01:48 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 18, 2016 16:01:48 GMT
Basically, here's how the portal works: it links two squares, but it does more than just create a teleporter. From the vantage of a single point, all squares past the portal are the squares in the same direction relative to the other point (so if the portal is at e4 to d2 and you're at a4, you can move to b4, c4, d4, e4, d2, e2, f2, g2, h2 as a rook)
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Post by Neptz on Apr 18, 2016 16:43:15 GMT
>Orange King: Attempt to convert others to your noble cause.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 18, 2016 20:25:24 GMT
>Black King, realize you're single. Get on Chess Tinder!
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 18, 2016 23:59:01 GMT
>Pawn E4 to E5. Proceed hurling continuous stream of empty threats and trash talk at hyperpawn. HYPERPAWN seems unaffected.
>Portal: magically appear and connect c6 and g4.
Out of nowhere, two portal-pottys drop from the sky.
>Black King, realize you're single. Get on Chess Tinder!
You feel like these aren't your type of people.
>White: Rook to F3. Begin building up ROOK FORTRESSTUDE for your super move.
Fortresstude is currently charging. 0/6
>Orange King: Attempt to convert others to your noble cause.
You feel like you're missing your target audience.
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