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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 23, 2017 5:35:24 GMT
MSPFA MIRROR
>Press start
NINETY SIX, SOUTH CAROLINA
A young woman walks down the sidewalk.
It's dark out.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 23, 2017 13:39:55 GMT
> YW: Look both ways before crossing the street.
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 23, 2017 20:27:51 GMT
>Look both ways before crossing the street.
 The streets are empty, just like they always are this time of night.
-> You're not sure if this is where you're supposed to be going.
In fact, you can't quite remember what you're supposed to be doing in the first place.
You guess it can't hurt. |
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Post by coppelius on Sept 24, 2017 0:23:15 GMT
>Hide in the bushes and wait for a suitably muggable passerby
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 24, 2017 1:58:49 GMT
>Hide in the bushes and wait for a suitably muggable passerby
 This is an incredible plan that you will surely never regret.
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A suitably muggable passerby approaches, seemingly oblivious to your incredibly obvious presence.
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Post by Curris on Sept 24, 2017 5:10:52 GMT
Space out, forget your mugging plan, and flirt with him. Ask him to lay in the bushes with you, talk about life, and admire the stars!
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 24, 2017 5:54:33 GMT
>Space out, forget your mugging plan, and flirt with him. Ask him to lay in the bushes with you, talk about life, and admire the stars!
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Post by Curris on Sept 24, 2017 6:20:34 GMT
DISTURB the DASHING and DELICATE DANDY.
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 24, 2017 8:30:52 GMT
>DISTURB the DASHING and DELICATE DANDY.
 DELIBERATING on the DOUBLE, you DECIDE to DISCHARGE a DOLLOP of DIRT at the DANDY, DISLODGING DIFFERENT DETAILS of his DUDS.
DISTURBED, the DANDY DISCOVERS that his turn has been DISRUPTED. |
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Post by Curris on Sept 24, 2017 21:09:07 GMT
If his turn is Disrupted, then it's our turn again.
--> DISROBE this DUNCE of his DEBONAIR monocle. It might be gold!
--> DOFF his hat as well, as it is well-known that DANDIES often DEPOSIT DOLLARS into their caps for safe keeping.
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 24, 2017 23:49:29 GMT
>DISROBE this DUNCE of his DEBONAIR monocle. It might be gold!
It's not gold, but it is quite DAZZLING.
>DOFF his hat as well, as it is well-known that DANDIES often DEPOSIT DOLLARS into their caps for safe keeping.
 You DECIDE to DEPRIVE the DANDY of his DOLLARS.
He has a DECENT DEPOSIT of DOLLARS in his hat.
The DUEL pauses for a moment as you stash your cash in your inventory.
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You could not DEFY the DESIRE to DON the hat.
The DANDY's turn begins.
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Oh DEAR.
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In the DUEL'S DISASTROUS DENOUEMENT, he DEPORTS you to a DIFFERENT DIMENSION.
The DUEL is DONE. You were DEFEATED.
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Somehow, you're now standing in a small, dark room. There is a poster of a strange green man on the wall behind you, and a note on the table in front of you. There's also a door on the back wall and a window that lets you see a strange, alien sky.
You have no fucking idea what's going on, and you lost your monocle.
You have a feeling it's going to be a long night.
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Post by Curris on Sept 25, 2017 6:03:24 GMT
Do a victory dance, for although you were defeated in battle, you were victorious in spirit.
Read the note.
--> Press Menu?
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Post by wrymantis on Sept 25, 2017 22:35:21 GMT
> Consider in hindsight, you really were mugging that dandy dude.
> Peer through that window
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 26, 2017 0:59:56 GMT
>Do a victory dance, for although you were defeated in battle, you were victorious in spirit.
HELL YEAH!
YOU GOT A SICK HAT AND 300 BUCKS!
THIS SITUATION MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU STARTED OFF IN!
>Consider in hindsight, you really were mugging that dandy dude.
Oh.
You probably deserve whatever just happened to you.
>Read the note.
 This doesn't seem to mean anything at all!
You put the note in your inventory just in case it ends up being useful at some point.
>Peer through that window
You push the table out of the way and look out the window.
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Through the fog and translucent black clouds, you see some strange looking buildings.
Looking down, you can't see anything but a thick layer of fog that obscures the buildings' heights. All you know is that you're pretty high up.
>Press Menu
This is as good a time as any to check out the MENU.
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Unfortunately, only one option seems to be unlocked right now.
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The PARTY only has one member right now.
The empty spots on the right indicate that your PARTY can have up to 4 members.
-> Further inspection of the PARTY's only member reveals that... you don't even know her name!
This is a serious problem that must be rectified immediately.
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Post by Curris on Sept 26, 2017 1:15:23 GMT
Name --> Daria
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Post by Whoop on Sept 26, 2017 5:56:37 GMT
Question how the hell you got here and why you don't have a name
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 26, 2017 6:42:12 GMT
>Daria
The system accepts the name.
That's much better already.
>Question how the hell you got here and why you don't have a name
What do you mean, "you don't have a name?"
You do have a name. It's Daria. It's always been Daria.
As for how you got here, you are questioning it.
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You are questioning the FUCK out of it, and not finding any answers.
Probably best to try to get your bearings first.
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 26, 2017 12:04:48 GMT
>Daria: Examine Poster.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 26, 2017 13:47:58 GMT
> Wonder what happened to the monocle.
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Post by Curris on Sept 26, 2017 15:49:00 GMT
Can you equip the table, or add it to your inventory? It seems useful.
Open the door and look into the next room (or outside)
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 26, 2017 18:05:17 GMT
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Post by Curris on Sept 26, 2017 18:45:22 GMT
Tear poster down, see if it hides anything on the wall behind it.
Also, maybe if it's an advertisement for a teaching position, you should apply for it. You're a master at English, and if you teach the class entirely in English, you'll be raking in those sweet sweet alien Moneydollars.
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Post by Laurelthrone on Sept 26, 2017 22:37:54 GMT
>Tear poster down, see if it hides anything on the wall behind it.
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Post by wrymantis on Sept 27, 2017 3:42:39 GMT
That -> button seems to have made the whole world dark.
>Daria: What, or who, is that in the corner of the window?
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Post by Woomy on Sept 27, 2017 4:13:40 GMT
Can you leave the room?
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