Europa Omega

Bring the military force to the temple to explore, and GUN DOWN anything weird.

Isaac, Supreme Leader of Antarctica

Isaac visits his subjects again to see if they have any pressing needs, or other general concerns.

God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein:

> Secretly upgrade the previously implimented satillite wi-fi system to be aid my spies in gathering information.

> Look up any information I can find on Mario Rodriguez.



Do you mean Ribel? Or are they using the Netherlands' resource for some reason?

God-Emperor Golderino of Finland
Economy:
Briefly laugh in Finnish, and then spend 5 Finnballs on cultivating berry production. Finland has a variety of wild berries like lingonberries, and they will make a worthy addition to our economy.

Diplomacy:
Hmm... remain silent, for now. Don't have quite enough information to act...

Technology:
Spend 10 Finnballs on developing directed-energy weapons. In other words, real lasers.
To start off, let's focus on using energy weapons/lasers to shoot down missiles or hostile drones. This is a starting place - hopefully we can learn to miniaturize them for use by individual units. Not yet, though.

Intelligence:
Order investigations into Switzerland and Liechtenstein, searching for any anomalies there. Come to think of it, wasn't Liechtenstein one of the countries recently taken over by a God-Emperor?

Military:
Zzz. Nothing here.

Thankfully it seems that the people who build factories are much more practical and do realize what you mean. You build two factories at the cost of 8 tons of Peking Duck.

It appears your research team likes hybridizing things a little too much.

Your kotlets, plus the extra bread, allow for you to create a much faster way to get to the moon and back to mars, essentially allowing you to transfer things there and back in one turn. This should allow quick transfer of Martian Vodka. You send a few guns, which ease the cosmonaut's minds a little. One of the experimental superweapons has also been given as a security precaution.

There are also now guns on the moon.

The ethical farming generally improves citizen happiness and also slightly increases efficiency, increasing production by 1 ton. The militarization is slightly worrying other countries surrounding you, but it's generally shrugged off as a response to the Brazilians.

The temple is empty as far as you can tell except for some rainforest frogs who've made their home there.

It seems like the temple was created to house that specific artifact, with the only thing other than the artifact in the room being the pedestal it was found on and some inscriptions on the walls. Other than a few rooms that were probably made to hold a few people, it appears the area is completely empty.

One inscription particularly piques the military force's interest. It appears to show the artifact and what appear to be other artifacts.

The team, now properly boozed up and feeling fancier than say if they had just drank some run-of-the-mill drinks, are now braver and more daring. They've also got some new tech to prevent the spread of information online. They now are dutied with keeping your recipes secret.

You find an Advisor, James, who wants 1 ton of wine per turn. You can now assign him tasks for him to focus on, or he'll just continue with miscellaneous improvements.

America offers a trade where 1 ton of wine can be traded for 1 ton of Popcorn.


The people that have immigrated seem, while content and fed, seem to be a bit bored. They suggest something like an arcade or a mall to allow for socialization and businesses to open.


You decide to try to implicate Great Britain for the assasinations. Great Britain quickly denounces this, stating that they had no motive, but the loaded question still makes them look a little suspicious.

You create the Benelux Alliance, now there are two alliances worldwide.

You get create another super hutspot factory. It produces 2 tons of super hutspot on its first turn open. The new super-hutspot is worth roughly 1.5x the normal hutspot, so you are able to spend 4 of it to produce a new engine that uses seawater as fuel.

At the end of the turn you have 2 hutspot and 16 superhutspot.


You've hidden some circuits in your satellite wi-fi system that now enables you to access some of the information that has been sent and received from the sattelites, and there's a lot of it.

Mario appears to have just been completely missing since the early 80's. You manage to find a paper on the sudden reappearance of his brother, Luigi Rodrigueuz.

Your stronger mind control agent is ready, and the researchers think this should be sufficient to break through Germany's counter agent.


You've now build a pretty good facility for berry cultivation that produces 4 tons of Lingoberries per turn.

Because of your large investment in laser technology, you create a pretty good prototype for the laser. It pretty much incinerates the test drones you hit it with.

The investigation seems to hit a dead end, although Switzerland also seems strangely cooperative with your requests. If you have any inquiries for Liechtenstein you can request that of them.

You impliment the new spice mix with the 2 tons of gyros preventing a decrease in production. The newly spiced Gyros are now 1.5x as effective as the normaly gyro.

With the 10 tons of Gyros you have after spending that, you can afford 2 new factories. You gain 4 tons of gyros on their first turn of production. You are left with 2 tons of regular gyros and 4 tons of new spiced gyros.

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Russia:

First of all, it's time to listen to my citizens on what they want, as well as ask for advice from my advisors and whatnot. Even the most brilliant minds have their blind spots, after all.

Next, let's split the super vodka into an anti-nuclear missile system and improvement of the space-time overcrowd bomb.

As for the kotlets, I'll spend one on making an apology for the arrogant music video and the rest into conventional explosives research. If questioned about the conventional explosives research, I'll make sure to assure others it's only for defensive purposes.

For those on Mars, I'll get them to stay cautious of Curiosity.

Tasmanian God-King

Trade a ton of ordinary wine for the ton of American popcorn.

And put everything not being spent on James into researching nuclear fusion, now that the counter-intelligence ring is set up.

God-Emperor Joe of Liechtenstein:

> Start sending the improved mind control agent into Germany through the bratwurst exports and ribel smuggling. Have my spies keep an eye on the results.

> Discuss with France and Italy about constructing a Church of Ribel in each of their countries. My influence over them is not as strong as with Austria and Switzerland, but it should be enough for this. Nonetheless, don't press the issue if they refuse.

> Look into what, if anything, my citizens and followers want or are in need of. I may mind control my followers, but I hope to treat them well.

> Decline Jacob's offer. You don't think BBQ sauce would be very useful for you... Ask him if he can give you more information about the current whereabouts of one of the gemstones. Of course, you'd be willing to pay him for that...

> If some of them are in space, then you'll need to develop some means of space travel. Spend all your umus this turn on researching reusable space shuttles.

Your closest active nations are Liechtenstein and Russia.

You send the Seawater Engine to Russia, Antartica, and Belguim and Luxembourg.

As it currently stands you are now the covert leader of the Benelux, with the bribes costing you 5 tons for each country. While it may seem like the Benelux is equal for all countries in it, the Netherlands has the most influence.

Great Britain seems completely flabbergasted, and eyes seem to have turned to them about the issue. Great Britain, while previously neutral towards your existence, now doesn't want to support you in its future endeavors.

You are able to upgrade the hutspot factories with 2 of your super hutspot. 

With the remaining super-hutspot you build 6 factories, and they produce 12 tons of super-hutspot on their first turn open.

Antartica has sent you their Solar Panel Tech.


It seems most of your citizens, despite how things look, are still anxious about the situation with Brazil plus rising global tension. Other than that things seem to be as usual.

While some of your representatives had trouble initially finding the scientists you assigned to the project, they soon found them hiding in a cardboard fort that was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside. They then display a new missile system that they used some of the leftover bread produced this turn on. It appears good since you spend a good amount of money on it. Most of their successes in the other department seem to be in the fact that they've been able to bend spacetime more so that you can fit a lot more stuff in a tinier area.

Your apology video helps mend some of the mild butthurt that was created since you were so explicitly showing off your wealth.

Your scientists have made some new forms of dynamite that basically "boom better and boom bigger".

Your cosmonauts are appreciative of your ad-

Your cosmonauts, while on a routine EVA to brush the dust off the solar panels, are intercepted by Curiosity! Curiosity, being a Special Boss, gets to choose the form of battle that you two will fight against each other with.

Curiosity has chosen WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? : SCENES FROM A HAT. A neutral party has been selected to select who wins, Drew Carey. The cosmonauts and Curiosity must individually create an improvisational sketch based around a prompt Drew Carey takes from the Hat on his desk. As Drew Carey pulls a slip of paper out of the hat he reads it out loud.

Curiosity does a sketch where it pretends to take a booger out of its nose and eats it.

Now it's your/the cosmonaut's turn to do a sketch to impress Drew Carey.


The super-rice and Super Pancakes are worth 2x as much as regular rice and pancakes, making them more effective at whatever tasks they're assigned to do.

Your efforts create Ultra-Rice and Ultra-Pancakes, which are worth 2.5x as much as regular Rice and Regular pancakes.


You gain enough popcorn for you, James, and a lot of other random people.

Since you spend pretty much all of your better wine on the Nuclear Fusion, you now have established the world's first (and only) Fusion Reactor!

This thing is huge and placed a significant distance from any residential areas in case something goes horribly wrong. It makes all your wineries and factories 2x as efficient.


After a lot of tests, it seems like the Artifact, when held by a person, allows them to control plant matter and animals around them. The research cost 1 ton of Feijoada

Venezuela doesn't respond, but they seem to have gotten the point.

You send a gift of 2 tons of Feijoada to Canada.


The bratwurst and smuggled ribel start affecting the populous. Despite this, the President hasn't been seen for several days. It seems he's also up to something.

While France and Italy aren't opposed to the idea of building churches like that in their countries, they really don't think that there are enough people in France or Italy that would go to these churches to justify the cost.

It seems like most concerns are over foreign affairs, mostly relating to Brazil.

Greece approaches you as it wants to establish trade routes with you.


You build a really big subterranean Mall that's connected to the subterranean living quarters. It also has an Arcade!

You establish the Millokilomoney as your national currency.

One of your penguins comes up to you and says that it found something in the snow. When you follow it appears to be some sort of temple that has been mostly buried in snow.


Jacob takes 3 Umu's for the location of one of the Artifacts. He says "I've heard something about a man who's recently taken residence in a castle in the Atlantic, one shaped like a giant skull. I think he's got the Firestone."

You set up the Rapa Nui Space Agency. Because of your funding, you develop a rocket fairly quickly that should be able to get you to the Moon and further. You should be able to send some people to space soon.


It's no problem:

You've got 5 factories, all of which produce the gyros with the new recipe. They each produce 2 tons every turn, meaning every turn you 10 tons of Gyros.

You have 2 tons of regular Gyros, and 14 tons of the gyros with the new recipe.

You've sent your request to Liechtenstein.


You build another Lingoberry production facility. This one only produces 2 tons of Lingonberries every turn.

Switzerland's leader seems to gladly hand it over with a glazed over look in his eyes. The biggest anomaly seems to be that most people in Switzerland are looking up directions to a specific church regularly. It appears to be a "Church of Ribel" or something of the sort.

The laser is now small enough to be portable. Portable means it can be lugged around, but it's not really something that a normal soldier could carry. More realistically this could probably only be carried around on some sort of tank or other vehicles.

Your donations to the air force allow them to purchase a lot more planes to use. Additionally, attempts are being made to strap the lasers onto the planes. While it does work, it's kind of difficult to get the lasers to hit only the enemy and not take out other aircraft, so that will need to be accounted for if the lasers are actually implemented.

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Danny, grand-master of the Netherlands

I spend 4 tons of super-hutspot on weapons for the Hommels, like chainsaw swords and smart machine guns.
Another four tons is spent on making a compact easy to wear powered armor for the infantry.
And finally I start research on space travel with the ultimate goal of blowing up planet Neptune.