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Post by NeverHere on Aug 19, 2019 22:33:36 GMT
Other than the minimization of Civilian Casualties, the Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack is and always will be decking Bec Noir in the schnoze in ever increasingly clever ways with any object he can get his hands on, as long as it does not increase Civilian Casualties. Just a note, since it'll be on its own while I take care of things here. The meteor, about to be evicted from existing, is ignored by the BoB in favor of dealing with my submission for Quebec Noir's paperwork to legally be in the USA. His Free Canadian Health Care perk kicks in, allowing Quebec Noir to heal in between battles for free even though this is the USA because, as great as capitalism is, Canadian Healthcare is still that much better. I, myself, call my parents, telling them I'm out helping some friends take care of something important. Don't want them worrying about my absence. What, can't a guy take a break to roleplay every once in a while? ...I notice Scatman's body is still there, and I spend the rest of the turn making a grave for him. Rest In Peace dude. Nose punching noted. Quebec Noir will now heal 10 HP in between every battle You call your parents and some words happen! And then you bury Scatman.... May he rest in peace, I cal up All Might to deal with the meteor. How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack: Step one: appreciate Step two: Point finger-guns at nearest representative of Pursuer Step three:  The Pursuer feels very validated! He will fight much harder now. The Playing Card Golem slashes into the meteor with its papery claws, hard as stone. Immense gouges are left across the meteor's surface. The Playing Card Golem manages to deal 30 damage to the meteor! ————————- The Meteor is almost destroyed! Keep going! Bec Noir and the Pursuer lunge at each other, and the Pursuer slams his elbows straight into Bec Noirs nose, dealing 5 damage! Angry and pissed off, he lets out an ear splitting howl that distracts the Pursuer, allowing him to send a green sun charged slash straight at his chest, piercing his chassis and dealing 10 damage! The two continue struggling into the next round.... Elsewhere on the Battlefield, a large flash of light suddenly...appears? Occurs? What’s the right word for that? There’s a large flash of light either way! A silver orb lies on the ground, emblazoned with the glowing blue letters “I.C”. It suddenly opens up, revealing a normal young businessman with a brown briefcase. He smiles and begins walking up to the BoB.... METEOR: 10/200 [TURNS UNTIL PLANETARY DESTRUCTION: 6] Bec Noir: 329/413 AWAY FROM BATTLEFIELDAdamantium Pursuer: 140/150 AWAY FROM BATTLEFIELDQuebec Noir: 65/100 Minecraft Steve: 70/100 Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy: 100/100 |
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Post by mt47 on Aug 20, 2019 0:00:37 GMT
The Playing Card Golem keeps slashing into the meteor with its stone-like papery claws.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 20, 2019 1:20:46 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack diversify the cast of DBNChair: Step 1: take a deep breath. Step 2: prepare to create a new character Step 3:  Step 4:  (. . .)
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 23, 2019 22:00:55 GMT
Donning a Suit of +1 Cha and +1 Perception, I firstly greet Thargar and the screaming man. Then I pull a gun and shoot the meteor for +10 surprise damage. I then return my rental gun tot he B.O.B. since my gun liscense was for one shot and I will have to renew in the future. Finally I go up to the businessman that came from the I.C. orb. Knowing that with initials like that he must be one cool dude, I proceed to adopt a chill but professional attitude.
"Hello, Alastair Dragovich, Founder and Playerside Rep of the Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy. What brings a dude like you here?"
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 26, 2019 21:37:28 GMT
The Playing Card Golem keeps slashing into the meteor with its stone-like papery claws. The Golem slashes at the meteor, creating deep cracks that slowly begin spreading, before the meteor shatters into dozens of piece sod harmless rock! Meteor destroyed! How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack diversify the cast of DBNChair: Step 1: take a deep breath. Step 2: prepare to create a new character Step 3: Step 4: (. . .)
You introduce THARGAR! What an interesting little guy... Oh there’s gonna be even more yelling now isn’t there? Donning a Suit of +1 Cha and +1 Perception, I firstly greet Thargar and the screaming man. Then I pull a gun and shoot the meteor for +10 surprise damage. I then return my rental gun tot he B.O.B. since my gun liscense was for one shot and I will have to renew in the future. Finally I go up to the businessman that came from the I.C. orb. Knowing that with initials like that he must be one cool dude, I proceed to adopt a chill but professional attitude. "Hello, Alastair Dragovich, Founder and Playerside Rep of the Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy. What brings a dude like you here?" Your attempt to shoot the meteor fails as it is already destroyed! The businessman smiles and shakes your hand. “Hello, my name is Jake Freeperson. I am a representative for IdeaCorp-“ His eyes suddenly went glassy and his voice monotone “IdeaCorp, we buy and sell your ideas! AttemptstouseanyideasboughtbyIdeaCorpwillresulyinpermanentimprisonmentandreprogramming.” Without a beat he suddenly went back to normal, not acknowledging the odd nature of what he said at all. “We’ve taken a look at the Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy, and we’ve decided it’s a perfect fit for our company! So we've come to purchase it and the rights to all its ideas and personnel!” He smiled again, waiting for you response and still not acknowledging what he just said was batshit crazy. ————————- To make categorisation of entities easier, there are now factions and colours for them! Bec Noirs allies will be the Army of Darkness [AoD]. Entities fighting against Bec Noir will be the Graveyard Stuffers [GS]. Bec Noir himself gets the special role of [BN].
On the battlefield, all entities cheer at the destruction of the meteor! Earth is saved!
Meanwhile, Bec Noir and The Adamantium Pursuer continue their battle. The Pursuer attempts to headbutt Noir, but he teleports out of the way as he does! He then punches him with unbelievable strength in the back, sending him flying through the wall and dealing 20 damage! The Pursuer gets up and flies towards him, fists put and ready to punch him right in the schnozz! But right as his fist is about to connect, Bec transformers his body into a portal and sends The Pursuer falling face down onto the ground of the battlefield!
Noir himself soon teleports over and looks up at the sky, growling at the distinct lack of a meteor of death hurling towards the Earth. Easily putting two and two together, he lands down, studying the entities on the field. He promised that he’d let the battle continue if they could take down the meteor, and they did. So....let the battle begin.
Quebec Noir and Minecraft Steve lunge towards him together; they seem to have gained something of a friendship over the course of this battle. Steve holds his pickaxe up high and brings it down on him, but the strike is blocked by Bec Noirs sword! He kicks Minecraft Steve onto the ground and holds up his sword to stab him, but right as he does Quebec Noir jumps behind him and bites into his shoulder! 5 damage is dealt to him! Howling in pain, Noir turns and grabs his counterpart by the neck, his body shimmering with green energy in rage. He’s had enough of this ripoff jacking his style, and it’s time to take him out!
However, as soon as he’s about to finish him off, Superman flies behind him and fires his laser eyes into his back, dealing 10 damage! The Man of Steel then grabs Bec Noir, bringing him into the air. Extremely pissed off and in pain, his body begins glowing so brightly and so intensely with First Guardian energy that he could be seen dozens of feet into the sky. He copies his counterparts last move, and bites into Superman’s shoulder, with teeth covered in the energy of the Green Sun!
Upon being exposed to the Green Suns power directly into his body, Superman feels his powers draining, growing faint and lightheaded. Bec Noir is released as he falls unconscious and Superman falls swiftly to the ground, creating a large crater as he lands with intense might. He loses a total of 70 HP!
Bec Noir teleports back onto the ground, sword in hand. Now howling loudly, he lets off a challenge to all other combatants on the field, waiting to be attacked.Bec Noir[BN]: 314/413
Adamantium Pursuer[GS]: 120/150 AWAY FROM BATTLEFIELD
Quebec Noir[GS]: 75/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 70/100
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200 [POWERS RETURN IN: 5 ROUNDS]
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Post by splashcat on Aug 26, 2019 23:55:28 GMT
Bec Noir's real name is of course Jack Noir. Noir is french for Black. Jack Black arrives on the battlefield to take revenge for having his good name besmirched by this evil villain. Jack Black quickly absorbs the powers of every character he's ever played to ensure he can hold his own in such a high stakes fight. Composite Jack Black then channels the powers of Po from Kung Fu Panda and puts Bec Noir's one remaining hand in the Wuxi Finger Hold.
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Post by venchi on Aug 27, 2019 7:55:06 GMT
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 27, 2019 13:04:57 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheep: Step one: Look at Bec Noir Step 2: with half-lidded eyes Step 3: leave Step four: get sheep costume Step five: Thargar will be making regular appearances
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 27, 2019 18:22:53 GMT
I stare incredulously at him for a moment before giving off a polite chuckle.
"While I am the Playerside representative of the Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy, I'm afraid there is a bit of a process before we can even start negotiations. See, here we are very proud of our impartial stance towards everything, including business. Not to mention we're affiliated with 3 different countries, with 7 treaties total between them involving our agency. If you wish to move forward in our negotiations, you'll need to get paperwork from each of the three nations and then additional paperwork as mandated by each of the treaties. In arbitrary game time measurements, this might take even an industrious and important business such as IdeaCorp 10 turns. Since the BoB hasn't been notable for that long, you might have only so much of the paperwork, but I'll have to admit - if you wish to forfeit any ability to claim or negotiate for a percentage of the company related to the paperwork - considering the source it roughly averages out to 10% each - you can get what paperwork you might have processed in our claims department. It'll take 1 turn, at which point I will confirm you confirmation and meet you in the BoB's negotiation room - which you will need to reserve 1 turn in advance to all parties can properly prepare for the negotiations."
I smile with the fake, winning smile befitting of the organization I'm a representative of. "That being said, I'm looking forward to doing business with you. If you'll excuse me, I need to take care of some prior arrangements."
I casually walk away, pulling out a cell phone as I do so. I make 2 calls - first to the Adamantium Pursuer to get his location, then a taxi to pick him up and get him back to the battlefield. Thanks to my first interaction bonus money clause in my contract with the BoB, I should have just enough money to cover it. I don't, however, have enough to cover the suit, so I carefully take it off to reveal my asskicking outfit (It's just a long sleeved whit t-shirt, Long black pants, and some black and white sneakers), put the suit in the BoB's Suit Storage Facility, and then return to the battlefield.
I see Bec Noir's mighty roar and the Screamer's Jumpscare, and my blood BOILS!
It's boiling with the desire for SHONEN BATTLE! However, Boiling blood isn't healthy for the body, so I realease the POWER OF SHONEN in an AURA OF POWER - clashing it against Bec Noir's Green Sun Flames!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I grin with a maniac's grin and bum rush Bec Noir, slamming a hot-blooded foot right in his gut. I had been holding back this entire time and I could no longer resist. Still, I had better make this skirmish quick. Not only do I expect the BoB negotiation to occur shortly, but Shonen Mode can only help me hold my own as a Normal Human for so long! I'll need a proper Training Arc later on to make returns on future uses of Shonen Mode.
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Post by TrickleGuest on Aug 27, 2019 18:31:30 GMT
This is where shit gets real.
INITIATE AREA 52 RAID.
PLUNDER ALL THE ZILLYHOOS.
RELEASE BEC NOIR'S COUSIN, BARBEQUE NOIR.
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 27, 2019 18:59:47 GMT
Bec Noir's real name is of course Jack Noir. Noir is french for Black. Jack Black arrives on the battlefield to take revenge for having his good name besmirched by this evil villain. Jack Black quickly absorbs the powers of every character he's ever played to ensure he can hold his own in such a high stakes fight. Composite Jack Black then channels the powers of Po from Kung Fu Panda and puts Bec Noir's one remaining hand in the Wuxi Finger Hold. Jack Black grabs the other Jack by the finger, enacting the classic Wuxi Finger Hold from the hit movie Kung Fu Panda, in order to send him to the spirit realm. He flexes his pinkie finger.... Suddenly Bec Noir is bursting with energy, even more chaotic than usual, sending bolts of green energy flying everywhere, soon a massive wave of Green Sun sun energy flies throughout the Battlefield.... The Wuxi Finger Hold worked, but Bec Noirs power reacted strongly to it. You were taken with him. You are now in the spirit realm. Not having any better ideas I use pocket sand to blind BN Pocket sand? Really? pocket sand? You thonk that will work on the indestructible green sun powered demon that is Bec Noir? That is honestly the stupidest oh wait it worked Bec Noir stumbles back, trying to wipe the sand out of his eyes with his one remaining hand. He is stunned for the next turn!. How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheep: Step one: Look at Bec Noir Step 2: with half-lidded eyes Step 3: leave Step four: get sheep costume Step five: Thargar will be making regular appearances
Step 6: Even though he can’t see the screamer, he can sense it, and he’s petrified with fear, enough that the screaming effects him...somehow! 10 damage! I stare incredulously at him for a moment before giving off a polite chuckle. "While I am the Playerside representative of the Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy, I'm afraid there is a bit of a process before we can even start negotiations. See, here we are very proud of our impartial stance towards everything, including business. Not to mention we're affiliated with 3 different countries, with 7 treaties total between them involving our agency. If you wish to move forward in our negotiations, you'll need to get paperwork from each of the three nations and then additional paperwork as mandated by each of the treaties. In arbitrary game time measurements, this might take even an industrious and important business such as IdeaCorp 10 turns. Since the BoB hasn't been notable for that long, you might have only so much of the paperwork, but I'll have to admit - if you wish to forfeit any ability to claim or negotiate for a percentage of the company related to the paperwork - considering the source it roughly averages out to 10% each - you can get what paperwork you might have processed in our claims department. It'll take 1 turn, at which point I will confirm you confirmation and meet you in the BoB's negotiation room - which you will need to reserve 1 turn in advance to all parties can properly prepare for the negotiations." I smile with the fake, winning smile befitting of the organization I'm a representative of. "That being said, I'm looking forward to doing business with you. If you'll excuse me, I need to take care of some prior arrangements." I casually walk away, pulling out a cell phone as I do so. I make 2 calls - first to the Adamantium Pursuer to get his location, then a taxi to pick him up and get him back to the battlefield. Thanks to my first interaction bonus money clause in my contract with the BoB, I should have just enough money to cover it. I don't, however, have enough to cover the suit, so I carefully take it off to reveal my asskicking outfit (It's just a long sleeved whit t-shirt, Long black pants, and some black and white sneakers), put the suit in the BoB's Suit Storage Facility, and then return to the battlefield. I see Bec Noir's mighty roar and the Screamer's Jumpscare, and my blood BOILS! It's boiling with the desire for SHONEN BATTLE! However, Boiling blood isn't healthy for the body, so I realease the POWER OF SHONEN in an AURA OF POWER - clashing it against Bec Noir's Green Sun Flames! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I grin with a maniac's grin and bum rush Bec Noir, slamming a hot-blooded foot right in his gut. I had been holding back this entire time and I could no longer resist. Still, I had better make this skirmish quick. Not only do I expect the BoB negotiation to occur shortly, but Shonen Mode can only help me hold my own as a Normal Human for so long! I'll need a proper Training Arc later on to make returns on future uses of Shonen Mode. The I.C representative looks around, examining the Spirit Realm he’s now in. “Well, looks like it will take some time to get things sorted out then, especially since the countries you’ve dealt with are now in a different universe from us. I’ll be back as soon as I can, or in...10 rounds...I suppose.” He adjusts his tie as the orb appears around him again, I.C initials and all. The orb then teleports away, leaving you alone. You attempt to call a Taxi for The Pursuer, but it doesn’t work! He’s in a different dimension from you now! You slam into Bec Noir, kicking him right in the stomach and sending him flying back! The sand in his eyes..which somehow worked.....prevent him from retaliating! He takes 30 damage! This is where shit gets real. INITIATE AREA 52 RAID. PLUNDER ALL THE ZILLYHOOS. RELEASE BEC NOIR'S COUSIN, BARBEQUE NOIR. You can’t imitate the Area 51 raid, it’s in a different universe! ————————- All the entities look around, confused about their new surroundings, . Soon they come to a realisation: There is no Yellow Sun in the spirit realm! Superman is powerless! Quebec Noir and Minecraft Steve rush over to his prone body on the ground, standing guard around him. Bec Noir remains stunned, and does not attack. It’s a quiet EoTB this round..... Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413 [STUNNED]
Quebec Noir[GS]: 85/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 70/100
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200 [POWERLESS]
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 27, 2019 19:47:36 GMT
I breath a sigh of relief. "To think one kick from an otherwise ordinary person could do so much damage in Shonen Mode... "
I wince in pain, my leg twisting and dropping me to my knee. I take another few gulps of air.
"It has its drawbacks- if I can't handle the strain, I run the risk of hurting myself in the process..." I then smile viciously. "Thankfully, there's more than one version."
I pull from the pocket of my asskicking outfit a PLAYING CARD GAME DECK. No, not just nay playing card game deck....
A YUGIOH DECK! The Spirits of the Spirit realm begin to react as Duel Monster Spirits of all stripes show up! The Deck lights up with an orb of pure spirit energy!
"SHONEN MODE...... DUELING FOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"
The Orb bursts, flying out in spiraling, fractal patterns before remerging onto my hand! As it passes down from my hand and onto my Arm, the Deck dissolves only to reform alongside a Duel Disk! As for my Clothing, I proceed to have a White Blazer form on my arms, replacing my whit long sleeved t-shirt with a short sleeve black t-shirt underneath. The Blazer forms with a tall collar and the energy, now on my main body, splits into two 'waves' of energy. The upper wave travels to my long, curly black hair and causes it to stand straight up in a PROTAGONIST SPIKE DO. The other travels down, turning those long black pants into a pair of white slacks to match the blazer. My shoes turn into black combat boots, strangely enough, with enough belt buckles to be trendy!
Reinvigorated and soothed of the pain in my leg, I stand back up, holding my Duel Disk out. I draw 5 cards.
"Bec noir! You have 2 options - Either accept my challenge to Duel using a children's card game..."
I lay a card faceup, summoning A Genericman Monster, with 1000 ATK and 1000 DEF. Since DEF is not established in this game, the DEF is converted into HP.
"Or we do this the old fashioned way. I summon the monsters form my deck, empowered by their matching Duel Spirits AND made even more powerful by being in the Spirit Realm!"
The Monsters stats at first double... THEN TRIPLE.
Naturally, I put a card facedown in my magic and trap card zones after that.
"I can keep up Shonen Mode: Dueling Form for far longer than I can standard Shonen Mode, and the power is about the same. So your choice - your pride, or your HP."
I hold up a finger. "Ah, wait, if you accept the game, then we need stakes. Loser gets banished to the Shadow Realm, which has a convenient one way door over there-"
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"Winner gets a portion of the loser's power. In this case, my Shonen Mode versus your Green Sun power! Still your choice, if you're not chicken!"
However, in the back of my mind, I worry. I can still only keep this up for 10 turns, and by then the Ideacorp rep would be back. Either way, I'd have to finish this fight as soon as possible within that time limit.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, AaTHARGAR on Aug 27, 2019 23:23:55 GMT
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JObob, QM of CTG, Best game
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Aug 27, 2019 23:59:41 GMT
(So it turns out its been a while and I forgot my omegaupdate login. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Also, I might not post reliably.)
I turn all of the BoB's personelle into Bobs. Specifically, the kind from Destroy the Damage Sponge. This way, if the Idea... place... gets them, they'll just die for being against the will of the Sponge (which in this case is a sponge in my kitchen and therefore mine.). Since the BoB doesn't own the damage sponge or the concept of Bobs, the corporation buying the BoB won't let it keep the Damage Sponge from killing all the Bobs. Since the corp thing can't really make use of most of the BoB's assets even if it gets it, it will thus give up.
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Post by venchi on Aug 28, 2019 8:04:34 GMT
In an attempt to empower Superman I pull several uv lamps and a generator from somewhere and aim their light at the man of steel
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa. on Aug 28, 2019 11:30:28 GMT
HOW TO KAIALALA AAANADA DOMINANCE BAE AAA PAIARAAATAEADAIASAMAIASASAIAVAE AAT IANAFAUARAIAAATAEAIANATAIAMAIADAAATAE FAUALAFAIALA ATAHARAEAAATA AAAT OAUATALAAAZAOARABAWAEAEAM IAGANAOARAE SAHAOAWA AAAPAPARAEACAIAAATAIAOANA AOAF BAEACA ANAOAIAR AA AMAEATAEAOAR EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY THARGAR TAHAEA AAADAAAMAAANATAIAUAMA APAUARASAUAEARA'ASA AMAEATAHAOADA AOAFA AAATATAAACAK DAIAVAEARASAIAFAYA ATAHAEA ACAAASATA AOAFA ADABANACAHAAAIAR AT ONCE: STE AAAAANE:T AAAAALL THE COST AAAA BITS OF AAAAST AAAAP ONE PO AAAAIVE: FI AAAAA A COMFORT AAAAAAOSITION AND REL AAASTE AAAAAMBER TWO: TAKE AAAAAEP BREATH       |
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Post by mt47 on Aug 28, 2019 12:10:52 GMT
HOW TO KAIALALA AAANADA DOMINANCE BAE AAA PAIARAAATAEADAIASAMAIASASAIAVAE AAT IANAFAUARAIAAATAEAIANATAIAMAIADAAATAE FAUALAFAIALA ATAHARAEAAATA AAAT OAUATALAAAZAOARABAWAEAEAM IAGANAOARAE SAHAOAWA AAAPAPARAEACAIAAATAIAOANA AOAF BAEACA ANAOAIAR AA AMAEATAEAOAR EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY THARGAR TAHAEA AAADAAAMAAANATAIAUAMA APAUARASAUAEARA'ASA AMAEATAHAOADA AOAFA AAATATAAACAK DAIAVAEARASAIAFAYA ATAHAEA ACAAASATA AOAFA ADABANACAHAAAIAR AT ONCE: STE AAAAANE:T AAAAALL THE COST AAAA BITS OF AAAAST AAAAP ONE PO AAAAIVE: FI AAAAA A COMFORT AAAAAAOSITION AND REL AAASTE AAAAAMBER TWO: TAKE AAAAAEP BREATH As the Playing Card Golem stands not knowing what else to do, I just... Discretely tape AAAAA's mouth shut with an indestructible tape to ensure that existence doesn't exhaust itself. Because no one wants that. |
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 28, 2019 13:06:39 GMT
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Post by mt47 on Aug 28, 2019 16:47:14 GMT
I tape it shut AGAIN, but this time the tape becomes a part of his body, sealing his mouth shut forever. No more screaming. |
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 28, 2019 17:15:01 GMT
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Post by mt47 on Aug 28, 2019 20:26:03 GMT
okay this time I just erase his mouth with the godpencil. no more screaming please. |
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 28, 2019 20:50:46 GMT
how draw new mouth. 1) get pencil 2) draw  |
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Post by mt47 on Aug 28, 2019 22:59:26 GMT
how draw new mouth. 1) get pencil 2) draw I GIVE UP. |
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 29, 2019 2:16:33 GMT
I breath a sigh of relief. "To think one kick from an otherwise ordinary person could do so much damage in Shonen Mode... " I wince in pain, my leg twisting and dropping me to my knee. I take another few gulps of air. "It has its drawbacks- if I can't handle the strain, I run the risk of hurting myself in the process..." I then smile viciously. "Thankfully, there's more than one version." I pull from the pocket of my asskicking outfit a PLAYING CARD GAME DECK. No, not just nay playing card game deck.... A YUGIOH DECK! The Spirits of the Spirit realm begin to react as Duel Monster Spirits of all stripes show up! The Deck lights up with an orb of pure spirit energy! "SHONEN MODE...... DUELING FOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!!!!" The Orb bursts, flying out in spiraling, fractal patterns before remerging onto my hand! As it passes down from my hand and onto my Arm, the Deck dissolves only to reform alongside a Duel Disk! As for my Clothing, I proceed to have a White Blazer form on my arms, replacing my whit long sleeved t-shirt with a short sleeve black t-shirt underneath. The Blazer forms with a tall collar and the energy, now on my main body, splits into two 'waves' of energy. The upper wave travels to my long, curly black hair and causes it to stand straight up in a PROTAGONIST SPIKE DO. The other travels down, turning those long black pants into a pair of white slacks to match the blazer. My shoes turn into black combat boots, strangely enough, with enough belt buckles to be trendy! Reinvigorated and soothed of the pain in my leg, I stand back up, holding my Duel Disk out. I draw 5 cards. "Bec noir! You have 2 options - Either accept my challenge to Duel using a children's card game..." I lay a card faceup, summoning A Genericman Monster, with 1000 ATK and 1000 DEF. Since DEF is not established in this game, the DEF is converted into HP. "Or we do this the old fashioned way. I summon the monsters form my deck, empowered by their matching Duel Spirits AND made even more powerful by being in the Spirit Realm!" The Monsters stats at first double... THEN TRIPLE. Naturally, I put a card facedown in my magic and trap card zones after that. "I can keep up Shonen Mode: Dueling Form for far longer than I can standard Shonen Mode, and the power is about the same. So your choice - your pride, or your HP." I hold up a finger. "Ah, wait, if you accept the game, then we need stakes. Loser gets banished to the Shadow Realm, which has a convenient one way door over there-" _ / \ | | Shadow Realm | | | | ----- "Winner gets a portion of the loser's power. In this case, my Shonen Mode versus your Green Sun power! Still your choice, if you're not chicken!" However, in the back of my mind, I worry. I can still only keep this up for 10 turns, and by then the Ideacorp rep would be back. Either way, I'd have to finish this fight as soon as possible within that time limit. Bec Noir stops, rubbing sand out of his eyes, and thinks. He is a murderous psychopath, with no concern with other living beings....but he does have a source of honor, and he is willing to do many things for the sake of a compelling duel. He looks around the golden colored spirit realm, and sees the many separated islands forming it. He teleports you and him over to one of the islands, accepting your invite to play a children’s card game. And now that you two have some privacy, it begins.... It’s time to d-d-duel.  (So it turns out its been a while and I forgot my omegaupdate login. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Also, I might not post reliably.) I turn all of the BoB's personelle into Bobs. Specifically, the kind from Destroy the Damage Sponge. This way, if the Idea... place... gets them, they'll just die for being against the will of the Sponge (which in this case is a sponge in my kitchen and therefore mine.). Since the BoB doesn't own the damage sponge or the concept of Bobs, the corporation buying the BoB won't let it keep the Damage Sponge from killing all the Bobs. Since the corp thing can't really make use of most of the BoB's assets even if it gets it, it will thus give up. Clever. All the BoB personnel are nowbobs! In an attempt to empower Superman I pull several uv lamps and a generator from somewhere and aim their light at the man of steel The uv radiation won’t help, Superman runs on comic book science! His powers can only be restored by use of radiation from a yellow or blue sun! HOW TO KAIALALA AAANADA DOMINANCE BAE AAA PAIARAAATAEADAIASAMAIASASAIAVAE AAT IANAFAUARAIAAATAEAIANATAIAMAIADAAATAE FAUALAFAIALA ATAHARAEAAATA AAAT OAUATALAAAZAOARABAWAEAEAM IAGANAOARAE SAHAOAWA AAAPAPARAEACAIAAATAIAOANA AOAF BAEACA ANAOAIAR AA AMAEATAEAOAR EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY THARGAR TAHAEA AAADAAAMAAANATAIAUAMA APAUARASAUAEARA'ASA AMAEATAHAOADA AOAFA AAATATAAACAK DAIAVAEARASAIAFAYA ATAHAEA ACAAASATA AOAFA ADABANACAHAAAIAR AT ONCE: STE AAAAANE:T AAAAALL THE COST AAAA BITS OF AAAAST AAAAP ONE PO AAAAIVE: FI AAAAA A COMFORT AAAAAAOSITION AND REL AAASTE AAAAAMBER TWO: TAKE AAAAAEP BREATH Oh sweet heavens above why. You scream so loud and so intensely that the words actually become physical entities, pouring out of your mouth! The words fly up into the sky, almost covering it completely, but suddenly stop, and start...pushing against what seems to be some sort of invisible barrier. After a few moments the sky suddenly bursts with vibrant colours, blinding everyone and forcing you to look away. When you look back, the words are gone, but the sky...the sky is full of cracks, like broken glass. These cracks are constantly flashing with different colours every moment, making them hard to look at directly. It seems you have more or less succeed in your goal...you yelled so hard you created cracks in the fabric of reality! Oh this..this is not good. HOW TO KAIALALA AAANADA DOMINANCE BAE AAA PAIARAAATAEADAIASAMAIASASAIAVAE AAT IANAFAUARAIAAATAEAIANATAIAMAIADAAATAE FAUALAFAIALA ATAHARAEAAATA AAAT OAUATALAAAZAOARABAWAEAEAM IAGANA[stri ke]O [/strike] ARAE SAHAOAWA AAAPAPARAEACAIAAATAIAOANA AOAF BAEACA ANAOAIAR AA AMAEATAEAOAR EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY THARGAR TAHAEA AAADAAAMAAANATAIAUAMA APAUARASAUAEARA'ASA AMAEATAHAOADA AOAFA AAATATAAACAK DAIAVAEARASAIAFAYA ATAHAEA ACAAASATA AOAFA ADABANACAHAAAIAR AT ONCE: STE AAAAANE:T AAAAALL THE COST AAAA BITS OF AAAAST AAAAP ONE PO AAAAIVE: FI AAAAA A COMFORT AAAAAAOSITION AND REL AAASTE AAAAAMBER TWO: TAKE AAAAAEP BREATH [/quote]As the Playing Card Golem stands not knowing what else to do, I just... Discretely tape AAAAA's mouth shut with an indestructible tape to ensure that existence doesn't exhaust itself. Because no one wants that.[/quote] I tape it shut AGAIN, but this time the tape becomes a part of his body, sealing his mouth shut forever. No more screaming. okay this time I just erase his mouth with the godpencil. no more screaming please. how draw new mouth. 1) get pencil 2) draw how draw new mouth. 1) get pencil 2) draw I GIVE UP. Probably for the best my friend. ————————- Another slow EoTB. As Bec Noir is now on a different island waiting to learn the rules of YuGiOh, and most entities are either focusing on protecting Superman in his weakened state or in awe at the cracks in spacetime, no one does much at all. A new mechanic is added due to the actions of our favourite yelling friend: a Spacetime Integrity bar! Every 2 rounds, unless actions are taken, the bar will go down by five percent. Every 20 percent the bar goes down, a d20 will be rolled and a random event will be chosen from a list! If the bar reaches 0.....well, you’ll see. Oh, you’ll see.... So uh, might want to deal with that. SPACETIME INTEGRITY: 85% Duelling Island:
Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413
Genericman Monster[GS]: 2000/2000
Main Battlefield:
Quebec Noir[GS]: 95/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 70/100
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200 [POWERLESS]
Composite Jack Black[GS]: 200/200
Playing Card Golem[GS]: 200/200 |
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Post by splashcat on Aug 29, 2019 2:27:14 GMT
I activate a battery of Scranton Reality Anchors, stabilizing the damage to spacetime. One of them seems broken, though. I'm not quite sure what's wrong with it, since everyone I've sent to investigate it keeps coming back babbling about lights that died and the number 5. So I catapult it off the island to keep it far away from the spacetime cracks. Conveniently, it lands directly on Bec Noir's head.
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