venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
 
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Post by venchi on Aug 29, 2019 6:30:18 GMT
Disappointed that my plan didn't work I turn one of the uv lamps into a makeshift bat signal by aiming it upwards and dangling a plastic bat in front of it
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 29, 2019 17:32:23 GMT
I begin to explain to him how the game works by showing him how Monster Summoning Works. Genericman, being less than 5 stars, can be summoned directly while a 5-6 star monster requires sacrificing a pre-existing monster in order to bring it to the field, and a 7 or above star monster requires 2 monsters to be sacrificed. Naturally, there are exceptions listed on some cards that require either specific sacrifices, more sacrifices, or conditions that allow them to be 'Special summoned'. Special summoning is important because you only get 1 Normal summon (Which I just explained) per turn, but no limits on special summoning other than the extraneous conditions the card asks to perform said summoning.
Some of the more common kinds of special summoning include something called an Extra Deck. Most cards go into the main deck, which must have 40-60 cards and no more than 3 copies of any given card, unless official rules state it is semi-limited (2 copies only), Limited (1 copy only), or Banned (it was a mistake but cool for casual play, which this is not). The Extra deck has the same card number limitations, except it's 10 monsters of specific types - Fusion Monsters, XYZ(ex-zeed is how it's pronounced), and Synchro summon. There's also Link Summon, but that requires an annoying headache of a rules overhaul and this is already getting pretty long.
Fusion Monsters are special summoned either by special card effects on the monsters, or by using polymerization, a spell card. Two or more monsters, as listed on the Fusion Monster Card, are then sacrificed to bring out said card. Synchro Summon cards require only monsters but one of them has to be a special kind of monster called a Tuner. Tuners are then sacrificed with non-Tuners until the number of stars equals the number of stars on the Synchro monster card, usually, with exceptions or extra requirements written ont he Synchro monster card in question. XYZ don't require special monsters, but they do require multiple monsters with the same number of stars as the XYZ monster to bring out. Instead of sacrificing them, they are placed underneath the summoned XYZ monster to be used in special effects, but not for attacking. Any alterations, addendum, or exceptions are listed on the XYZ card as usual.
There is one last common Special Summon archetype, and that's ritual summoning. Like Fusion, it requires a special magic card, but unlike Fusion the magic card is specialized to each different Ritual Monster. It also usually requires a sacrifice of monsters equal to the number of stars it has, but unlike Synchros it doesn't require Tuner monsters.
Then for all other monsters there's two kinds - Normal Monsters and Special Monsters. Special Mosnters have various effects and conditions that change the rules to make it easier on you, harder on the opponent, or allow you to bring out more power, but at the cost of doing a complicated combo to mitigate weaknesses. These effects can take the form of flipping the card, changing its position from sideways defense to upwards offense, to paying a cost to sacrificing a monster to haivng it int he graveyard to having it in your hand to having it in your deck ot having it summoned a certain way- the list goes on and on and on.
Normal Monsters... have no effects. They just have an ATK stat, and a DEF stat. Higher ATK wins and kills the opposing monster to deal damage to the opponent equal to the difference in ATK power, a draw results in both of them getting damaged but neither person gets hurt, and DEF only matters if the monster is in defense position - which is used to block incoming attacks with no risk of damage to the user if the monster is destroyed unless a Special piercing ability is involved. Unlike those Special Monsters, which might use the DEF for all sorts of things while in attack mode.
And this... is just dedicated to one of the THREE major archetypes of cards in the game.
I snap a deck fitting Bec Noir's into existence and give it to him. I further explain that he starts with a hand of 5 cards, draws a sixth, and then plays one of them or passes the turn. Since I already have a monster out, he should probably just summon a monster to bodyblock for him or to try and kill mine. Though with 4 stars, it'll be tough to pull out something that can kill it without getting destroyed itself.
While my aim with my explanation is to confuse and mess with the opponent psychologically, I have said no lies. I use cheap tricks, not outright cheating. I have that much honor and respect for the game, at least. Any omissions are either accidental or being saved for the next round, where I get to explain trap cards! I smile mischievously.
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Post by gutza1 on Aug 29, 2019 17:42:52 GMT
Eh, screw this, my portal gun's working, let's abscond the fuck out of here. Yeah, I think that's a good idea, Rick.
Rick takes out his portal gun and opens a portal. Rick and Morty then hop through the portal, leaving the game. Now, who will my new PC be, you ask? Well, everyone in the Battlefield suddenly sees a newcomer appear in a flash of crimson red magical energies:  Meet Mock Swollen, communist vore wizard and insufferable prick who was the star of his own short-lived MSPFA, mspfa.com/?s=22727&p=1. As his first act, Mock summons a clone of Guy Fieri to start filming Bec Noir for the latest episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Drives. Then, while Bec is distracted by the attention, Mock teleports right in front of Bec Noir using his communist magic and vores Bec Noir. While Bec Noir digests in Mock's stomach, Mock wraps up his attack by casting a spell that makes vore legal across all of Paradox Space.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 29, 2019 17:58:11 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of WAAAAAAA Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheepLuigiiffy: Step 1: Crouch in preparation Step 2: close mouth in stretch manner Step 3: capitalise communistize on deteriorating reality Step 4: ππππ£πππ£π π’ππ‘ππππππ.
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JObob, QM of CTG, Best game
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Aug 29, 2019 18:32:46 GMT
I quickly run over to the cracks in spacetime or whatnot and start using them to generate power which I store in a handy-dandy knife which I stab myself with to seriously crib Bec's style. the power of broken spacetime probably does things right well i sure hope so cuz i think i'm almost out of time to post.
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 29, 2019 19:44:00 GMT
I activate a battery of Scranton Reality Anchors, stabilizing the damage to spacetime. One of them seems broken, though. I'm not quite sure what's wrong with it, since everyone I've sent to investigate it keeps coming back babbling about lights that died and the number 5. So I catapult it off the island to keep it far away from the spacetime cracks. Conveniently, it lands directly on Bec Noir's head. The SRAs work great! They increase the Spacetime Integrity up to 95! The one you threw at Bec Noir is about to crush him, but he just teleports it away into one of the weird golden spiritual oceans right before it does. Oh well. Disappointed that my plan didn't work I turn one of the uv lamps into a makeshift bat signal by aiming it upwards and dangling a plastic bat in front of it You create a makeshift Batsignal, and almost immediately the Batwing comes flying in, and Batman drops out! You would question how he just showed up in the Spirit Realm, but we all know how: heβs the goddamn Batman. I begin to explain to him how the game works by showing him how Monster Summoning Works. Genericman, being less than 5 stars, can be summoned directly while a 5-6 star monster requires sacrificing a pre-existing monster in order to bring it to the field, and a 7 or above star monster requires 2 monsters to be sacrificed. Naturally, there are exceptions listed on some cards that require either specific sacrifices, more sacrifices, or conditions that allow them to be 'Special summoned'. Special summoning is important because you only get 1 Normal summon (Which I just explained) per turn, but no limits on special summoning other than the extraneous conditions the card asks to perform said summoning. Some of the more common kinds of special summoning include something called an Extra Deck. Most cards go into the main deck, which must have 40-60 cards and no more than 3 copies of any given card, unless official rules state it is semi-limited (2 copies only), Limited (1 copy only), or Banned (it was a mistake but cool for casual play, which this is not). The Extra deck has the same card number limitations, except it's 10 monsters of specific types - Fusion Monsters, XYZ(ex-zeed is how it's pronounced), and Synchro summon. There's also Link Summon, but that requires an annoying headache of a rules overhaul and this is already getting pretty long. Fusion Monsters are special summoned either by special card effects on the monsters, or by using polymerization, a spell card. Two or more monsters, as listed on the Fusion Monster Card, are then sacrificed to bring out said card. Synchro Summon cards require only monsters but one of them has to be a special kind of monster called a Tuner. Tuners are then sacrificed with non-Tuners until the number of stars equals the number of stars on the Synchro monster card, usually, with exceptions or extra requirements written ont he Synchro monster card in question. XYZ don't require special monsters, but they do require multiple monsters with the same number of stars as the XYZ monster to bring out. Instead of sacrificing them, they are placed underneath the summoned XYZ monster to be used in special effects, but not for attacking. Any alterations, addendum, or exceptions are listed on the XYZ card as usual. There is one last common Special Summon archetype, and that's ritual summoning. Like Fusion, it requires a special magic card, but unlike Fusion the magic card is specialized to each different Ritual Monster. It also usually requires a sacrifice of monsters equal to the number of stars it has, but unlike Synchros it doesn't require Tuner monsters. Then for all other monsters there's two kinds - Normal Monsters and Special Monsters. Special Mosnters have various effects and conditions that change the rules to make it easier on you, harder on the opponent, or allow you to bring out more power, but at the cost of doing a complicated combo to mitigate weaknesses. These effects can take the form of flipping the card, changing its position from sideways defense to upwards offense, to paying a cost to sacrificing a monster to haivng it int he graveyard to having it in your hand to having it in your deck ot having it summoned a certain way- the list goes on and on and on. Normal Monsters... have no effects. They just have an ATK stat, and a DEF stat. Higher ATK wins and kills the opposing monster to deal damage to the opponent equal to the difference in ATK power, a draw results in both of them getting damaged but neither person gets hurt, and DEF only matters if the monster is in defense position - which is used to block incoming attacks with no risk of damage to the user if the monster is destroyed unless a Special piercing ability is involved. Unlike those Special Monsters, which might use the DEF for all sorts of things while in attack mode. And this... is just dedicated to one of the THREE major archetypes of cards in the game. I snap a deck fitting Bec Noir's into existence and give it to him. I further explain that he starts with a hand of 5 cards, draws a sixth, and then plays one of them or passes the turn. Since I already have a monster out, he should probably just summon a monster to bodyblock for him or to try and kill mine. Though with 4 stars, it'll be tough to pull out something that can kill it without getting destroyed itself. While my aim with my explanation is to confuse and mess with the opponent psychologically, I have said no lies. I use cheap tricks, not outright cheating. I have that much honor and respect for the game, at least. Any omissions are either accidental or being saved for the next round, where I get to explain trap cards! I smile mischievously. Bec Noir looks confused for a moment-no, not looks. He is confused for a moment. He manages to grasp the basics however and takes a look at his deck. He summons one of his monsters, Acrobat Monkey, with 2800 health! This destroys Genericman and takes 200 LP from you Eh, screw this, my portal gun's working, let's abscond the fuck out of here. Yeah, I think that's a good idea, Rick.
Rick takes out his portal gun and opens a portal. Rick and Morty then hop through the portal, leaving the game. Now, who will my new PC be, you ask? Well, everyone in the Battlefield suddenly sees a newcomer appear in a flash of crimson red magical energies:  Meet Mock Swollen, communist vore wizard and insufferable prick who was the star of his own short-lived MSPFA, mspfa.com/?s=22727&p=1. As his first act, Mock summons a clone of Guy Fieri to start filming Bec Noir for the latest episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Drives. Then, while Bec is distracted by the attention, Mock teleports right in front of Bec Noir using his communist magic and vores Bec Noir. While Bec Noir digests in Mock's stomach, Mock wraps up his attack by casting a spell that makes vore legal across all of Paradox Space. Bec Noir is about to stab Guy Fieri, before he realities that there are no diners, drive-ins, or drives anywhere near here, and thus thereβs no reason for him to be on the show. He is taken by complete surprise when he is vored. He is dealt 5 damage from the stomach acid before he quickly teleports away, and punches Mock straight in the face. Mock makes vore legal!...why? Why would you do this? How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation ofΒ WAAAAAAA Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheepLuigiiffy: Step 1: Crouch in preparation Step 2: close mouth in stretch manner Step 3: capitalise communistize on deteriorating reality Step 4: ππππ£πππ£π π’ππ‘ππππππ. NO! YOU FOOL! DONβT YOU KNOW THE POWER OF WALUIGI IS NOT MEANT FOR MORTAL MEN TO HANDLE?! The power of Waluigi bursts through the battlefield, lowering the Spacetime Integrity by 15! I quickly run over to the cracks in spacetime or whatnot and start using them to generate power which I store in a handy-dandy knife which I stab myself with to seriously crib Bec's style. the power of broken spacetime probably does things right well i sure hope so cuz i think i'm almost out of time to post. You stab yourself with the energy of the damaged, twisted fabrics of time and space....you rise up into the air, shifting colours covering your body, and you see...you see... My God. You see everything. You see flashes of all time and space. A gigantic metal planet, with many metal moons, all dominated by giant skyscrapers that could be seen from miles away. Many battleships surround it, painted half red and half blue, flying towards some unknown destination. You see a void, infinite, many bubbles containing many universes contained within it. There are floating blocks of some unknown matter, with some types of...entities forming out of them. You see a room filled with many mechanical contraptions, you see scientists surrounding a machine, green slime, a blast of green energy surrounding the room.... The energy in your body burns away. You fall to the ground, now powerless, but unable to forget what you have seen. ββββββββ- Spacetime Integrity goes down by 5! Itβs getting dangerously low, try to help restore it or a roll will be made! Minecraft Steve begins nerdpoling to get to the cracks in the sky, and gives Quebec Noir some blocks to do it with him! Batman uses a portable Yellow Sunlight generator to restore Supermanβs Powers, though it will take another turn before it works completely! Al and Bec Noirs duel continues! SPACETIME INTEGRITY: 75% Duelling Island: Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413 Life Points: 4000
Acrobat Monkey[AoD]: 2800/2800
Alistair Dragovich[GS]: Life Points: 3800
Main Battlefield:
Quebec Noir[GS]: 100/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 70/100
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200 [POWER RETURNS NEXT TURN]
Batman[GS]: 150/150
Composite Jack Black[GS]: 200/200
Playing Card Golem[GS]: 200/200
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 29, 2019 19:50:27 GMT
Minor note: I will be rolling a D10 rather than a D20 for the Spacetime Integrity rolls.
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JObob, QM of CTG, Best game
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Aug 29, 2019 19:51:51 GMT
I set up a storage compartment for Spacetime Instability and a vacuume cleaner, storing lots of the spacetime instability in a small compartment for killing things with. Then I eat it.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
 
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Post by venchi on Aug 29, 2019 20:15:29 GMT
I pull out a Genie's lamp and wish that the Spacetime Instability is restored to normal for as much as possible
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Post by gutza1 on Aug 29, 2019 20:56:57 GMT
Mock briefly considers helping restore the spacetime integrity... but then his wizardly curiosity gets the better of him! Now he just wants to see what will happen when this place breaks apart! He manifests his abilities as the Waste of Breath, then types out the following paragraphs: "The history of all hitherto existing society(2) is the history of class struggles.
Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master(3) and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.
The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.
Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other β Bourgeoisie and Proletariat.
From the serfs of the Middle Ages sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements of the bourgeoisie were developed.
The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up fresh ground for the rising bourgeoisie. The East-Indian and Chinese markets, the colonisation of America, trade with the colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development.
The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle class; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.
Meantime the markets kept ever growing, the demand ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionised industrial production. The place of manufacture was taken by the giant, Modern Industry; the place of the industrial middle class by industrial millionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern bourgeois.
Modern industry has established the world market, for which the discovery of America paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, railways extended, in the same proportion the bourgeoisie developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every class handed down from the Middle Ages.
We see, therefore, how the modern bourgeoisie is itself the product of a long course of development, of a series of revolutions in the modes of production and of exchange.
Each step in the development of the bourgeoisie was accompanied by a corresponding political advance of that class. An oppressed class under the sway of the feudal nobility, an armed and self-governing association in the medieval commune(4): here independent urban republic (as in Italy and Germany); there taxable βthird estateβ of the monarchy (as in France); afterwards, in the period of manufacturing proper, serving either the semi-feudal or the absolute monarchy as a counterpoise against the nobility, and, in fact, cornerstone of the great monarchies in general, the bourgeoisie has at last, since the establishment of Modern Industry and of the world market, conquered for itself, in the modern representative State, exclusive political sway. The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole bourgeoisie.
The bourgeoisie, historically, has played a most revolutionary part.
The bourgeoisie, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his βnatural superiorsβ, and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, than callous βcash paymentβ. It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom β Free Trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, it has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation.
The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honoured and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage labourers.
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation.
The bourgeoisie has disclosed how it came to pass that the brutal display of vigour in the Middle Ages, which reactionaries so much admire, found its fitting complement in the most slothful indolence. It has been the first to show what manβs activity can bring about. It has accomplished wonders far surpassing Egyptian pyramids, Roman aqueducts, and Gothic cathedrals; it has conducted expeditions that put in the shade all former Exoduses of nations and crusades.
The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of production, and thereby the relations of production, and with them the whole relations of society. Conservation of the old modes of production in unaltered form, was, on the contrary, the first condition of existence for all earlier industrial classes. Constant revolutionising of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions, everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.
The need of a constantly expanding market for its products chases the bourgeoisie over the entire surface of the globe. It must nestle everywhere, settle everywhere, establish connexions everywhere.
The bourgeoisie has through its exploitation of the world market given a cosmopolitan character to production and consumption in every country. To the great chagrin of Reactionists, it has drawn from under the feet of industry the national ground on which it stood. All old-established national industries have been destroyed or are daily being destroyed. They are dislodged by new industries, whose introduction becomes a life and death question for all civilised nations, by industries that no longer work up indigenous raw material, but raw material drawn from the remotest zones; industries whose products are consumed, not only at home, but in every quarter of the globe. In place of the old wants, satisfied by the production of the country, we find new wants, requiring for their satisfaction the products of distant lands and climes. In place of the old local and national seclusion and self-sufficiency, we have intercourse in every direction, universal inter-dependence of nations. And as in material, so also in intellectual production. The intellectual creations of individual nations become common property. National one-sidedness and narrow-mindedness become more and more impossible, and from the numerous national and local literatures, there arises a world literature.
The bourgeoisie, by the rapid improvement of all instruments of production, by the immensely facilitated means of communication, draws all, even the most barbarian, nations into civilisation. The cheap prices of commodities are the heavy artillery with which it batters down all Chinese walls, with which it forces the barbariansβ intensely obstinate hatred of foreigners to capitulate. It compels all nations, on pain of extinction, to adopt the bourgeois mode of production; it compels them to introduce what it calls civilisation into their midst, i.e., to become bourgeois themselves. In one word, it creates a world after its own image.
The bourgeoisie has subjected the country to the rule of the towns. It has created enormous cities, has greatly increased the urban population as compared with the rural, and has thus rescued a considerable part of the population from the idiocy of rural life. Just as it has made the country dependent on the towns, so it has made barbarian and semi-barbarian countries dependent on the civilised ones, nations of peasants on nations of bourgeois, the East on the West.
The bourgeoisie keeps more and more doing away with the scattered state of the population, of the means of production, and of property. It has agglomerated population, centralised the means of production, and has concentrated property in a few hands. The necessary consequence of this was political centralisation. Independent, or but loosely connected provinces, with separate interests, laws, governments, and systems of taxation, became lumped together into one nation, with one government, one code of laws, one national class-interest, one frontier, and one customs-tariff.
The bourgeoisie, during its rule of scarce one hundred years, has created more massive and more colossal productive forces than have all preceding generations together. Subjection of Natureβs forces to man, machinery, application of chemistry to industry and agriculture, steam-navigation, railways, electric telegraphs, clearing of whole continents for cultivation, canalisation of rivers, whole populations conjured out of the ground β what earlier century had even a presentiment that such productive forces slumbered in the lap of social labour?
We see then: the means of production and of exchange, on whose foundation the bourgeoisie built itself up, were generated in feudal society. At a certain stage in the development of these means of production and of exchange, the conditions under which feudal society produced and exchanged, the feudal organisation of agriculture and manufacturing industry, in one word, the feudal relations of property became no longer compatible with the already developed productive forces; they became so many fetters. They had to be burst asunder; they were burst asunder.
Into their place stepped free competition, accompanied by a social and political constitution adapted in it, and the economic and political sway of the bourgeois class.
A similar movement is going on before our own eyes. Modern bourgeois society, with its relations of production, of exchange and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells. For many a decade past the history of industry and commerce is but the history of the revolt of modern productive forces against modern conditions of production, against the property relations that are the conditions for the existence of the bourgeois and of its rule. It is enough to mention the commercial crises that by their periodical return put the existence of the entire bourgeois society on its trial, each time more threateningly. In these crises, a great part not only of the existing products, but also of the previously created productive forces, are periodically destroyed. In these crises, there breaks out an epidemic that, in all earlier epochs, would have seemed an absurdity β the epidemic of over-production. Society suddenly finds itself put back into a state of momentary barbarism; it appears as if a famine, a universal war of devastation, had cut off the supply of every means of subsistence; industry and commerce seem to be destroyed; and why? Because there is too much civilisation, too much means of subsistence, too much industry, too much commerce. The productive forces at the disposal of society no longer tend to further the development of the conditions of bourgeois property; on the contrary, they have become too powerful for these conditions, by which they are fettered, and so soon as they overcome these fetters, they bring disorder into the whole of bourgeois society, endanger the existence of bourgeois property. The conditions of bourgeois society are too narrow to comprise the wealth created by them. And how does the bourgeoisie get over these crises? On the one hand by enforced destruction of a mass of productive forces; on the other, by the conquest of new markets, and by the more thorough exploitation of the old ones. That is to say, by paving the way for more extensive and more destructive crises, and by diminishing the means whereby crises are prevented.
The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.
But not only has the bourgeoisie forged the weapons that bring death to itself; it has also called into existence the men who are to wield those weapons β the modern working class β the proletarians.
In proportion as the bourgeoisie, i.e., capital, is developed, in the same proportion is the proletariat, the modern working class, developed β a class of labourers, who live only so long as they find work, and who find work only so long as their labour increases capital. These labourers, who must sell themselves piecemeal, are a commodity, like every other article of commerce, and are consequently exposed to all the vicissitudes of competition, to all the fluctuations of the market.
Owing to the extensive use of machinery, and to the division of labour, the work of the proletarians has lost all individual character, and, consequently, all charm for the workman. He becomes an appendage of the machine, and it is only the most simple, most monotonous, and most easily acquired knack, that is required of him. Hence, the cost of production of a workman is restricted, almost entirely, to the means of subsistence that he requires for maintenance, and for the propagation of his race. But the price of a commodity, and therefore also of labour, is equal to its cost of production. In proportion, therefore, as the repulsiveness of the work increases, the wage decreases. Nay more, in proportion as the use of machinery and division of labour increases, in the same proportion the burden of toil also increases, whether by prolongation of the working hours, by the increase of the work exacted in a given time or by increased speed of machinery, etc.
Modern Industry has converted the little workshop of the patriarchal master into the great factory of the industrial capitalist. Masses of labourers, crowded into the factory, are organised like soldiers. As privates of the industrial army they are placed under the command of a perfect hierarchy of officers and sergeants. Not only are they slaves of the bourgeois class, and of the bourgeois State; they are daily and hourly enslaved by the machine, by the overlooker, and, above all, by the individual bourgeois manufacturer himself. The more openly this despotism proclaims gain to be its end and aim, the more petty, the more hateful and the more embittering it is.
The less the skill and exertion of strength implied in manual labour, in other words, the more modern industry becomes developed, the more is the labour of men superseded by that of women. Differences of age and sex have no longer any distinctive social validity for the working class. All are instruments of labour, more or less expensive to use, according to their age and sex.
No sooner is the exploitation of the labourer by the manufacturer, so far, at an end, that he receives his wages in cash, than he is set upon by the other portions of the bourgeoisie, the landlord, the shopkeeper, the pawnbroker, etc.
The lower strata of the middle class β the small tradespeople, shopkeepers, and retired tradesmen generally, the handicraftsmen and peasants β all these sink gradually into the proletariat, partly because their diminutive capital does not suffice for the scale on which Modern Industry is carried on, and is swamped in the competition with the large capitalists, partly because their specialised skill is rendered worthless by new methods of production. Thus the proletariat is recruited from all classes of the population.
The proletariat goes through various stages of development. With its birth begins its struggle with the bourgeoisie. At first the contest is carried on by individual labourers, then by the workpeople of a factory, then by the operative of one trade, in one locality, against the individual bourgeois who directly exploits them. They direct their attacks not against the bourgeois conditions of production, but against the instruments of production themselves; they destroy imported wares that compete with their labour, they smash to pieces machinery, they set factories ablaze, they seek to restore by force the vanished status of the workman of the Middle Ages.
At this stage, the labourers still form an incoherent mass scattered over the whole country, and broken up by their mutual competition. If anywhere they unite to form more compact bodies, this is not yet the consequence of their own active union, but of the union of the bourgeoisie, which class, in order to attain its own political ends, is compelled to set the whole proletariat in motion, and is moreover yet, for a time, able to do so. At this stage, therefore, the proletarians do not fight their enemies, but the enemies of their enemies, the remnants of absolute monarchy, the landowners, the non-industrial bourgeois, the petty bourgeois. Thus, the whole historical movement is concentrated in the hands of the bourgeoisie; every victory so obtained is a victory for the bourgeoisie.
But with the development of industry, the proletariat not only increases in number; it becomes concentrated in greater masses, its strength grows, and it feels that strength more. The various interests and conditions of life within the ranks of the proletariat are more and more equalised, in proportion as machinery obliterates all distinctions of labour, and nearly everywhere reduces wages to the same low level. The growing competition among the bourgeois, and the resulting commercial crises, make the wages of the workers ever more fluctuating. The increasing improvement of machinery, ever more rapidly developing, makes their livelihood more and more precarious; the collisions between individual workmen and individual bourgeois take more and more the character of collisions between two classes. Thereupon, the workers begin to form combinations (Tradesβ Unions) against the bourgeois; they club together in order to keep up the rate of wages; they found permanent associations in order to make provision beforehand for these occasional revolts. Here and there, the contest breaks out into riots.
Now and then the workers are victorious, but only for a time. The real fruit of their battles lies, not in the immediate result, but in the ever expanding union of the workers. This union is helped on by the improved means of communication that are created by modern industry, and that place the workers of different localities in contact with one another. It was just this contact that was needed to centralise the numerous local struggles, all of the same character, into one national struggle between classes. But every class struggle is a political struggle. And that union, to attain which the burghers of the Middle Ages, with their miserable highways, required centuries, the modern proletarian, thanks to railways, achieve in a few years.
This organisation of the proletarians into a class, and, consequently into a political party, is continually being upset again by the competition between the workers themselves. But it ever rises up again, stronger, firmer, mightier. It compels legislative recognition of particular interests of the workers, by taking advantage of the divisions among the bourgeoisie itself. Thus, the ten-hoursβ bill in England was carried.
Altogether collisions between the classes of the old society further, in many ways, the course of development of the proletariat. The bourgeoisie finds itself involved in a constant battle. At first with the aristocracy; later on, with those portions of the bourgeoisie itself, whose interests have become antagonistic to the progress of industry; at all time with the bourgeoisie of foreign countries. In all these battles, it sees itself compelled to appeal to the proletariat, to ask for help, and thus, to drag it into the political arena. The bourgeoisie itself, therefore, supplies the proletariat with its own elements of political and general education, in other words, it furnishes the proletariat with weapons for fighting the bourgeoisie.
Further, as we have already seen, entire sections of the ruling class are, by the advance of industry, precipitated into the proletariat, or are at least threatened in their conditions of existence. These also supply the proletariat with fresh elements of enlightenment and progress.
Finally, in times when the class struggle nears the decisive hour, the progress of dissolution going on within the ruling class, in fact within the whole range of old society, assumes such a violent, glaring character, that a small section of the ruling class cuts itself adrift, and joins the revolutionary class, the class that holds the future in its hands. Just as, therefore, at an earlier period, a section of the nobility went over to the bourgeoisie, so now a portion of the bourgeoisie goes over to the proletariat, and in particular, a portion of the bourgeois ideologists, who have raised themselves to the level of comprehending theoretically the historical movement as a whole.
Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a really revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product.
The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests, they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat.
The βdangerous classβ, [lumpenproletariat] the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
In the condition of the proletariat, those of old society at large are already virtually swamped. The proletarian is without property; his relation to his wife and children has no longer anything in common with the bourgeois family relations; modern industry labour, modern subjection to capital, the same in England as in France, in America as in Germany, has stripped him of every trace of national character. Law, morality, religion, are to him so many bourgeois prejudices, behind which lurk in ambush just as many bourgeois interests.
All the preceding classes that got the upper hand sought to fortify their already acquired status by subjecting society at large to their conditions of appropriation. The proletarians cannot become masters of the productive forces of society, except by abolishing their own previous mode of appropriation, and thereby also every other previous mode of appropriation. They have nothing of their own to secure and to fortify; their mission is to destroy all previous securities for, and insurances of, individual property.
All previous historical movements were movements of minorities, or in the interest of minorities. The proletarian movement is the self-conscious, independent movement of the immense majority, in the interest of the immense majority. The proletariat, the lowest stratum of our present society, cannot stir, cannot raise itself up, without the whole superincumbent strata of official society being sprung into the air.
Though not in substance, yet in form, the struggle of the proletariat with the bourgeoisie is at first a national struggle. The proletariat of each country must, of course, first of all settle matters with its own bourgeoisie.
In depicting the most general phases of the development of the proletariat, we traced the more or less veiled civil war, raging within existing society, up to the point where that war breaks out into open revolution, and where the violent overthrow of the bourgeoisie lays the foundation for the sway of the proletariat.
Hitherto, every form of society has been based, as we have already seen, on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes. But in order to oppress a class, certain conditions must be assured to it under which it can, at least, continue its slavish existence. The serf, in the period of serfdom, raised himself to membership in the commune, just as the petty bourgeois, under the yoke of the feudal absolutism, managed to develop into a bourgeois. The modern labourer, on the contrary, instead of rising with the process of industry, sinks deeper and deeper below the conditions of existence of his own class. He becomes a pauper, and pauperism develops more rapidly than population and wealth. And here it becomes evident, that the bourgeoisie is unfit any longer to be the ruling class in society, and to impose its conditions of existence upon society as an over-riding law. It is unfit to rule because it is incompetent to assure an existence to its slave within his slavery, because it cannot help letting him sink into such a state, that it has to feed him, instead of being fed by him. Society can no longer live under this bourgeoisie, in other words, its existence is no longer compatible with society.
The essential conditions for the existence and for the sway of the bourgeois class is the formation and augmentation of capital; the condition for capital is wage-labour. Wage-labour rests exclusively on competition between the labourers. The advance of industry, whose involuntary promoter is the bourgeoisie, replaces the isolation of the labourers, due to competition, by the revolutionary combination, due to association. The development of Modern Industry, therefore, cuts from under its feet the very foundation on which the bourgeoisie produces and appropriates products. What the bourgeoisie therefore produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers. Its fall and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable."
He then manifests his powers as the Waste of Breath, amplifying his attack as the GM realizes that the text Mock posted was just a massive waste of breath! Channeling that power, he summons the power of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism which conflicts with the laws of physics to the point where the Integrity of Spacetime is significantly lowered!
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Post by [W]AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 30, 2019 1:20:01 GMT
CANNOT CONTINUE ARTING WAAAAALUIGI TODAY BECAUSE POTATOTOP BROKE FROM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI'S WAAAAAAAANDERFUL CULLINARY ARTS. WAAAALL CONTINUE SOON.
WAAAT IF WALUIGIS ARTS BROKE REALITY TOO? WAAATEVER. WALUIGI WILL RETURN. (Computer broke. hopefully fiWHEN DID WAAAALUIGI SAY YOU COULD TALK? BACK IN THE INK MINES WITH SHOUTEY-NARRATOR-LUIGI!
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 30, 2019 2:25:55 GMT
CANNOT CONTINUE ARTING WAAAAALUIGI TODAY BECAUSE POTATOTOP BROKE FROM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI'S WAAAAAAAANDERFUL CULLINARY ARTS. WAAAALL CONTINUE SOON.
WAAAT IF WALUIGIS ARTS BROKE REALITY TOO? WAAATEVER. WALUIGI WILL RETURN.(Computer broke. hopefully fi WHEN DID WAAAALUIGI SAY YOU COULD TALK? BACK IN THE INK MINES WITH SHOUTEY-NARRATOR-LUIGI! Noted and understood. A quick question; have you heard or read any other Destroy the Godmodder games? I can tell youβve read EphemeralQuest at least, which is definitely connected. If you want I can give you a link to the Discord chat for it.
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 30, 2019 19:58:21 GMT
Alright, time for the next demonstration - TRAP CARDS! Remember- I laid a card face down as part of my first turn before the duel started in earnest! Trap cards must be laid face down and cannot be activated on the turn they are laid down on, but starting as soon as your opponent's next turn they can be activated. in fact, trap cards can be activated anytime when the card text can be carried out properly, on your own or your opponent's turn, or even when an attack is declared or a card is activated!
My trap card was Call of the Haunted! it is a continuous trap card! Basicaly, most trap cards fgo tot he graveyard after use, as do magic cards. But some magic or trap cards are continuous cards, which means they stick around as long as they aren't destroyed by a card effect. Call of the Haunted basically allows me to special summon a monster from my graveyard - in this case, the freshly destroyed Genericman!
Since this was a retroactive move, I still get to play my turn. I draw a card, and then sacrifice Genericman to summon a monster - Airknight Parshath! The Call of the Haunted, due to its effects, gets destroyed along with Genericman, joining it in the grave. Airknight Parshath has 1900 ATK and the ability to inflict battle damage on an opponent even if the monster is in defense mode - assuming he has more attack than the monster has defense if it's attacking a monster in defense mode. However that's not as relevant as his other ability which is coming into play now that he's destroying Acrobat Monkey! Bec Noir takes 900 points of damage, and Airknight's other ability triggers - I get to draw a card whenever I inflict battle damage with Airknight Parshath!
After drawing the card, I lay it facedown. I have 3 cards in my hand, one card facedown in my magic/trap card zones, and Airknight Parshath in my monster card zones. There are 5 of each, with 1 Graveyard, 1 spot for the Deck, 1 spot for the Extra Deck, and a special Field Spell card which I am sure I'll cover next turn along with Spell cards - Trap cards, while there is more to them like Counter traps and card effect resolution, are pretty easy to demonstrate what they're meant to do.
(My face down card is not a trap, but Bec Noir doesn't know that.)
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 30, 2019 21:14:17 GMT
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Post by yeet on Aug 30, 2019 21:42:29 GMT
The Godmoder does a dance, summoning the one, the only.. L U I G I. Go! Counter The Purple One!
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Post by [W]AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 30, 2019 22:05:24 GMT
Luigi should stop dancing! L U I G I is already dead!

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Post by NeverHere on Aug 31, 2019 0:37:46 GMT
I set up a storage compartment for Spacetime Instability and a vacuume cleaner, storing lots of the spacetime instability in a small compartment for killing things with. Then I eat it. You devour the Spacetime Instability storage thingamajig, An day once mod eyou fly into the air, seeing many things..... You see...burning pink flames, tearing everything apart. You see tan, insectoid...machines? Aliens? Swarming the air. You see a sunken city with impossible architecture. It wears off again, and you fall back to the ground. I pull out a Genie's lamp and wish that the Spacetime Instability is restored to normal for as much as possible A genie pops out of the lamp! βAlright, here I am. You know the drill, no love, no life, no death-Holy shit those are some bigs cracks in realityβ He hereβs your wish, and shakes his head. βSorry, canβt do that. Too high power for me. Still got three wishes though, whatdβya want?β Mock briefly considers helping restore the spacetime integrity... but then his wizardly curiosity gets the better of him! Now he just wants to see what will happen when this place breaks apart! He manifests his abilities as the Waste of Breath, then types out the following paragraphs: "The history of all hitherto existing society(2) is the history of class struggles.
Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master(3) and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.
The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.
Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other β Bourgeoisie and Proletariat.
From the serfs of the Middle Ages sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these burgesses the first elements of the bourgeoisie were developed.
The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up fresh ground for the rising bourgeoisie. The East-Indian and Chinese markets, the colonisation of America, trade with the colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce, to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development.
The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds, now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle class; division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour in each single workshop.
Meantime the markets kept ever growing, the demand ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionised industrial production. The place of manufacture was taken by the giant, Modern Industry; the place of the industrial middle class by industrial millionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern bourgeois.
Modern industry has established the world market, for which the discovery of America paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, railways extended, in the same proportion the bourgeoisie developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every class handed down from the Middle Ages.
We see, therefore, how the modern bourgeoisie is itself the product of a long course of development, of a series of revolutions in the modes of production and of exchange.
Each step in the development of the bourgeoisie was accompanied by a corresponding political advance of that class. An oppressed class under the sway of the feudal nobility, an armed and self-governing association in the medieval commune(4): here independent urban republic (as in Italy and Germany); there taxable βthird estateβ of the monarchy (as in France); afterwards, in the period of manufacturing proper, serving either the semi-feudal or the absolute monarchy as a counterpoise against the nobility, and, in fact, cornerstone of the great monarchies in general, the bourgeoisie has at last, since the establishment of Modern Industry and of the world market, conquered for itself, in the modern representative State, exclusive political sway. The executive of the modern state is but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole bourgeoisie.
The bourgeoisie, historically, has played a most revolutionary part.
The bourgeoisie, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his βnatural superiorsβ, and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, than callous βcash paymentβ. It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom β Free Trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, it has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation.
The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honoured and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage labourers.
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation.
The bourgeoisie has disclosed how it came to pass that the brutal display of vigour in the Middle Ages, which reactionaries so much admire, found its fitting complement in the most slothful indolence. It has been the first to show what manβs activity can bring about. It has accomplished wonders far surpassing Egyptian pyramids, Roman aqueducts, and Gothic cathedrals; it has conducted expeditions that put in the shade all former Exoduses of nations and crusades.
The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of production, and thereby the relations of production, and with them the whole relations of society. Conservation of the old modes of production in unaltered form, was, on the contrary, the first condition of existence for all earlier industrial classes. Constant revolutionising of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions, everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.
The need of a constantly expanding market for its products chases the bourgeoisie over the entire surface of the globe. It must nestle everywhere, settle everywhere, establish connexions everywhere.
The bourgeoisie has through its exploitation of the world market given a cosmopolitan character to production and consumption in every country. To the great chagrin of Reactionists, it has drawn from under the feet of industry the national ground on which it stood. All old-established national industries have been destroyed or are daily being destroyed. They are dislodged by new industries, whose introduction becomes a life and death question for all civilised nations, by industries that no longer work up indigenous raw material, but raw material drawn from the remotest zones; industries whose products are consumed, not only at home, but in every quarter of the globe. In place of the old wants, satisfied by the production of the country, we find new wants, requiring for their satisfaction the products of distant lands and climes. In place of the old local and national seclusion and self-sufficiency, we have intercourse in every direction, universal inter-dependence of nations. And as in material, so also in intellectual production. The intellectual creations of individual nations become common property. National one-sidedness and narrow-mindedness become more and more impossible, and from the numerous national and local literatures, there arises a world literature.
The bourgeoisie, by the rapid improvement of all instruments of production, by the immensely facilitated means of communication, draws all, even the most barbarian, nations into civilisation. The cheap prices of commodities are the heavy artillery with which it batters down all Chinese walls, with which it forces the barbariansβ intensely obstinate hatred of foreigners to capitulate. It compels all nations, on pain of extinction, to adopt the bourgeois mode of production; it compels them to introduce what it calls civilisation into their midst, i.e., to become bourgeois themselves. In one word, it creates a world after its own image.
The bourgeoisie has subjected the country to the rule of the towns. It has created enormous cities, has greatly increased the urban population as compared with the rural, and has thus rescued a considerable part of the population from the idiocy of rural life. Just as it has made the country dependent on the towns, so it has made barbarian and semi-barbarian countries dependent on the civilised ones, nations of peasants on nations of bourgeois, the East on the West.
The bourgeoisie keeps more and more doing away with the scattered state of the population, of the means of production, and of property. It has agglomerated population, centralised the means of production, and has concentrated property in a few hands. The necessary consequence of this was political centralisation. Independent, or but loosely connected provinces, with separate interests, laws, governments, and systems of taxation, became lumped together into one nation, with one government, one code of laws, one national class-interest, one frontier, and one customs-tariff.
The bourgeoisie, during its rule of scarce one hundred years, has created more massive and more colossal productive forces than have all preceding generations together. Subjection of Natureβs forces to man, machinery, application of chemistry to industry and agriculture, steam-navigation, railways, electric telegraphs, clearing of whole continents for cultivation, canalisation of rivers, whole populations conjured out of the ground β what earlier century had even a presentiment that such productive forces slumbered in the lap of social labour?
We see then: the means of production and of exchange, on whose foundation the bourgeoisie built itself up, were generated in feudal society. At a certain stage in the development of these means of production and of exchange, the conditions under which feudal society produced and exchanged, the feudal organisation of agriculture and manufacturing industry, in one word, the feudal relations of property became no longer compatible with the already developed productive forces; they became so many fetters. They had to be burst asunder; they were burst asunder.
Into their place stepped free competition, accompanied by a social and political constitution adapted in it, and the economic and political sway of the bourgeois class.
A similar movement is going on before our own eyes. Modern bourgeois society, with its relations of production, of exchange and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells. For many a decade past the history of industry and commerce is but the history of the revolt of modern productive forces against modern conditions of production, against the property relations that are the conditions for the existence of the bourgeois and of its rule. It is enough to mention the commercial crises that by their periodical return put the existence of the entire bourgeois society on its trial, each time more threateningly. In these crises, a great part not only of the existing products, but also of the previously created productive forces, are periodically destroyed. In these crises, there breaks out an epidemic that, in all earlier epochs, would have seemed an absurdity β the epidemic of over-production. Society suddenly finds itself put back into a state of momentary barbarism; it appears as if a famine, a universal war of devastation, had cut off the supply of every means of subsistence; industry and commerce seem to be destroyed; and why? Because there is too much civilisation, too much means of subsistence, too much industry, too much commerce. The productive forces at the disposal of society no longer tend to further the development of the conditions of bourgeois property; on the contrary, they have become too powerful for these conditions, by which they are fettered, and so soon as they overcome these fetters, they bring disorder into the whole of bourgeois society, endanger the existence of bourgeois property. The conditions of bourgeois society are too narrow to comprise the wealth created by them. And how does the bourgeoisie get over these crises? On the one hand by enforced destruction of a mass of productive forces; on the other, by the conquest of new markets, and by the more thorough exploitation of the old ones. That is to say, by paving the way for more extensive and more destructive crises, and by diminishing the means whereby crises are prevented.
The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.
But not only has the bourgeoisie forged the weapons that bring death to itself; it has also called into existence the men who are to wield those weapons β the modern working class β the proletarians.
In proportion as the bourgeoisie, i.e., capital, is developed, in the same proportion is the proletariat, the modern working class, developed β a class of labourers, who live only so long as they find work, and who find work only so long as their labour increases capital. These labourers, who must sell themselves piecemeal, are a commodity, like every other article of commerce, and are consequently exposed to all the vicissitudes of competition, to all the fluctuations of the market.
Owing to the extensive use of machinery, and to the division of labour, the work of the proletarians has lost all individual character, and, consequently, all charm for the workman. He becomes an appendage of the machine, and it is only the most simple, most monotonous, and most easily acquired knack, that is required of him. Hence, the cost of production of a workman is restricted, almost entirely, to the means of subsistence that he requires for maintenance, and for the propagation of his race. But the price of a commodity, and therefore also of labour, is equal to its cost of production. In proportion, therefore, as the repulsiveness of the work increases, the wage decreases. Nay more, in proportion as the use of machinery and division of labour increases, in the same proportion the burden of toil also increases, whether by prolongation of the working hours, by the increase of the work exacted in a given time or by increased speed of machinery, etc.
Modern Industry has converted the little workshop of the patriarchal master into the great factory of the industrial capitalist. Masses of labourers, crowded into the factory, are organised like soldiers. As privates of the industrial army they are placed under the command of a perfect hierarchy of officers and sergeants. Not only are they slaves of the bourgeois class, and of the bourgeois State; they are daily and hourly enslaved by the machine, by the overlooker, and, above all, by the individual bourgeois manufacturer himself. The more openly this despotism proclaims gain to be its end and aim, the more petty, the more hateful and the more embittering it is.
The less the skill and exertion of strength implied in manual labour, in other words, the more modern industry becomes developed, the more is the labour of men superseded by that of women. Differences of age and sex have no longer any distinctive social validity for the working class. All are instruments of labour, more or less expensive to use, according to their age and sex.
No sooner is the exploitation of the labourer by the manufacturer, so far, at an end, that he receives his wages in cash, than he is set upon by the other portions of the bourgeoisie, the landlord, the shopkeeper, the pawnbroker, etc.
The lower strata of the middle class β the small tradespeople, shopkeepers, and retired tradesmen generally, the handicraftsmen and peasants β all these sink gradually into the proletariat, partly because their diminutive capital does not suffice for the scale on which Modern Industry is carried on, and is swamped in the competition with the large capitalists, partly because their specialised skill is rendered worthless by new methods of production. Thus the proletariat is recruited from all classes of the population.
The proletariat goes through various stages of development. With its birth begins its struggle with the bourgeoisie. At first the contest is carried on by individual labourers, then by the workpeople of a factory, then by the operative of one trade, in one locality, against the individual bourgeois who directly exploits them. They direct their attacks not against the bourgeois conditions of production, but against the instruments of production themselves; they destroy imported wares that compete with their labour, they smash to pieces machinery, they set factories ablaze, they seek to restore by force the vanished status of the workman of the Middle Ages.
At this stage, the labourers still form an incoherent mass scattered over the whole country, and broken up by their mutual competition. If anywhere they unite to form more compact bodies, this is not yet the consequence of their own active union, but of the union of the bourgeoisie, which class, in order to attain its own political ends, is compelled to set the whole proletariat in motion, and is moreover yet, for a time, able to do so. At this stage, therefore, the proletarians do not fight their enemies, but the enemies of their enemies, the remnants of absolute monarchy, the landowners, the non-industrial bourgeois, the petty bourgeois. Thus, the whole historical movement is concentrated in the hands of the bourgeoisie; every victory so obtained is a victory for the bourgeoisie.
But with the development of industry, the proletariat not only increases in number; it becomes concentrated in greater masses, its strength grows, and it feels that strength more. The various interests and conditions of life within the ranks of the proletariat are more and more equalised, in proportion as machinery obliterates all distinctions of labour, and nearly everywhere reduces wages to the same low level. The growing competition among the bourgeois, and the resulting commercial crises, make the wages of the workers ever more fluctuating. The increasing improvement of machinery, ever more rapidly developing, makes their livelihood more and more precarious; the collisions between individual workmen and individual bourgeois take more and more the character of collisions between two classes. Thereupon, the workers begin to form combinations (Tradesβ Unions) against the bourgeois; they club together in order to keep up the rate of wages; they found permanent associations in order to make provision beforehand for these occasional revolts. Here and there, the contest breaks out into riots.
Now and then the workers are victorious, but only for a time. The real fruit of their battles lies, not in the immediate result, but in the ever expanding union of the workers. This union is helped on by the improved means of communication that are created by modern industry, and that place the workers of different localities in contact with one another. It was just this contact that was needed to centralise the numerous local struggles, all of the same character, into one national struggle between classes. But every class struggle is a political struggle. And that union, to attain which the burghers of the Middle Ages, with their miserable highways, required centuries, the modern proletarian, thanks to railways, achieve in a few years.
This organisation of the proletarians into a class, and, consequently into a political party, is continually being upset again by the competition between the workers themselves. But it ever rises up again, stronger, firmer, mightier. It compels legislative recognition of particular interests of the workers, by taking advantage of the divisions among the bourgeoisie itself. Thus, the ten-hoursβ bill in England was carried.
Altogether collisions between the classes of the old society further, in many ways, the course of development of the proletariat. The bourgeoisie finds itself involved in a constant battle. At first with the aristocracy; later on, with those portions of the bourgeoisie itself, whose interests have become antagonistic to the progress of industry; at all time with the bourgeoisie of foreign countries. In all these battles, it sees itself compelled to appeal to the proletariat, to ask for help, and thus, to drag it into the political arena. The bourgeoisie itself, therefore, supplies the proletariat with its own elements of political and general education, in other words, it furnishes the proletariat with weapons for fighting the bourgeoisie.
Further, as we have already seen, entire sections of the ruling class are, by the advance of industry, precipitated into the proletariat, or are at least threatened in their conditions of existence. These also supply the proletariat with fresh elements of enlightenment and progress.
Finally, in times when the class struggle nears the decisive hour, the progress of dissolution going on within the ruling class, in fact within the whole range of old society, assumes such a violent, glaring character, that a small section of the ruling class cuts itself adrift, and joins the revolutionary class, the class that holds the future in its hands. Just as, therefore, at an earlier period, a section of the nobility went over to the bourgeoisie, so now a portion of the bourgeoisie goes over to the proletariat, and in particular, a portion of the bourgeois ideologists, who have raised themselves to the level of comprehending theoretically the historical movement as a whole.
Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a really revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product.
The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests, they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat.
The βdangerous classβ, [lumpenproletariat] the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
In the condition of the proletariat, those of old society at large are already virtually swamped. The proletarian is without property; his relation to his wife and children has no longer anything in common with the bourgeois family relations; modern industry labour, modern subjection to capital, the same in England as in France, in America as in Germany, has stripped him of every trace of national character. Law, morality, religion, are to him so many bourgeois prejudices, behind which lurk in ambush just as many bourgeois interests.
All the preceding classes that got the upper hand sought to fortify their already acquired status by subjecting society at large to their conditions of appropriation. The proletarians cannot become masters of the productive forces of society, except by abolishing their own previous mode of appropriation, and thereby also every other previous mode of appropriation. They have nothing of their own to secure and to fortify; their mission is to destroy all previous securities for, and insurances of, individual property.
All previous historical movements were movements of minorities, or in the interest of minorities. The proletarian movement is the self-conscious, independent movement of the immense majority, in the interest of the immense majority. The proletariat, the lowest stratum of our present society, cannot stir, cannot raise itself up, without the whole superincumbent strata of official society being sprung into the air.
Though not in substance, yet in form, the struggle of the proletariat with the bourgeoisie is at first a national struggle. The proletariat of each country must, of course, first of all settle matters with its own bourgeoisie.
In depicting the most general phases of the development of the proletariat, we traced the more or less veiled civil war, raging within existing society, up to the point where that war breaks out into open revolution, and where the violent overthrow of the bourgeoisie lays the foundation for the sway of the proletariat.
Hitherto, every form of society has been based, as we have already seen, on the antagonism of oppressing and oppressed classes. But in order to oppress a class, certain conditions must be assured to it under which it can, at least, continue its slavish existence. The serf, in the period of serfdom, raised himself to membership in the commune, just as the petty bourgeois, under the yoke of the feudal absolutism, managed to develop into a bourgeois. The modern labourer, on the contrary, instead of rising with the process of industry, sinks deeper and deeper below the conditions of existence of his own class. He becomes a pauper, and pauperism develops more rapidly than population and wealth. And here it becomes evident, that the bourgeoisie is unfit any longer to be the ruling class in society, and to impose its conditions of existence upon society as an over-riding law. It is unfit to rule because it is incompetent to assure an existence to its slave within his slavery, because it cannot help letting him sink into such a state, that it has to feed him, instead of being fed by him. Society can no longer live under this bourgeoisie, in other words, its existence is no longer compatible with society.
The essential conditions for the existence and for the sway of the bourgeois class is the formation and augmentation of capital; the condition for capital is wage-labour. Wage-labour rests exclusively on competition between the labourers. The advance of industry, whose involuntary promoter is the bourgeoisie, replaces the isolation of the labourers, due to competition, by the revolutionary combination, due to association. The development of Modern Industry, therefore, cuts from under its feet the very foundation on which the bourgeoisie produces and appropriates products. What the bourgeoisie therefore produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers. Its fall and the victory of the proletariat are equally inevitable."
He then manifests his powers as the Waste of Breath, amplifying his attack as the GM realizes that the text Mock posted was just a massive waste of breath! Channeling that power, he summons the power of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism which conflicts with the laws of physics to the point where the Integrity of Spacetime is significantly lowered! NOT MARXISM-LENINISM! YOU FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? Reality cracks and breaks as the power of Marxism-Leninism is summoned, and lowers Spacetime Integrity by 10! Alright, time for the next demonstration - TRAP CARDS! Remember- I laid a card face down as part of my first turn before the duel started in earnest! Trap cards must be laid face down and cannot be activated on the turn they are laid down on, but starting as soon as your opponent's next turn they can be activated. in fact, trap cards can be activated anytime when the card text can be carried out properly, on your own or your opponent's turn, or even when an attack is declared or a card is activated! My trap card was Call of the Haunted! it is a continuous trap card! Basicaly, most trap cards fgo tot he graveyard after use, as do magic cards. But some magic or trap cards are continuous cards, which means they stick around as long as they aren't destroyed by a card effect. Call of the Haunted basically allows me to special summon a monster from my graveyard - in this case, the freshly destroyed Genericman! Since this was a retroactive move, I still get to play my turn. I draw a card, and then sacrifice Genericman to summon a monster - Airknight Parshath! The Call of the Haunted, due to its effects, gets destroyed along with Genericman, joining it in the grave. Airknight Parshath has 1900 ATK and the ability to inflict battle damage on an opponent even if the monster is in defense mode - assuming he has more attack than the monster has defense if it's attacking a monster in defense mode. However that's not as relevant as his other ability which is coming into play now that he's destroying Acrobat Monkey! Bec Noir takes 900 points of damage, and Airknight's other ability triggers - I get to draw a card whenever I inflict battle damage with Airknight Parshath! After drawing the card, I lay it facedown. I have 3 cards in my hand, one card facedown in my magic/trap card zones, and Airknight Parshath in my monster card zones. There are 5 of each, with 1 Graveyard, 1 spot for the Deck, 1 spot for the Extra Deck, and a special Field Spell card which I am sure I'll cover next turn along with Spell cards - Trap cards, while there is more to them like Counter traps and card effect resolution, are pretty easy to demonstrate what they're meant to do. (My face down card is not a trap, but Bec Noir doesn't know that.) Bec Noir growls and looks at his cards, and then summons the C Ranger Shine Black with 2000 ATK! It destroys the Airknight Parshath and takes away 100 LP from you! .....well then. The power of Waluigi continues breaking reality, bringing down the Integrity by 5! The Godmoder does a dance, summoning the one, the only.. L U I G I. Go! Counter The Purple One! You summon L U I G I! He wonβt directly attack Waluigi, but he will lessen the amount he damages Spacetime! [quote author="[W]AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa" source="/post/83108/thread" timestamp="1567202724"] Luigi should stop dancing! L U I G I is already dead!
 [/quote] L U I G I is dead.... BUT HE HAD A 1-UP! ββββββββ- First things first and worst things worst...Spacetime Integrity has gone down far more than 20 percent!Reality cracks like glass, the shifting colours growing brighter, more intense and more chaotic within them....time to make a roll! 6: GHOSTS OF ENTITY PASTFour grey clouds of smoke emerge from the cracks within reality, and begin intensely flying towards the battlefield. As they land, the smoke shifts and changes, forming shapes and features....they become ghosts. But not just any ghosts!, ghosts of entities that have previously been destroyed! Scatman and three uranium Imps stand before you, transparent, grey....they soon lash out and start flying towards you with clear malevolent intent! Destroy the now empowered ghosts, so they may move on and you donβt end up joining them! In other news, Supermanβs Powers have returned! Another roll will be made if Spacetime loses 20 percent more Integrity, try to avoid that! SPACETIME INTEGRITY: 55% Duelling Island: Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413 Life Points: 3100
C Ranger Shine Black[AoD]: 2000/2000
Alistair Dragovich[GS]: Life Points: 3700
Main Battlefield:
Ghostly Scatman[H]: 200/200
Ghostly Imp[H]: 100/100
Ghostly Imp[H]: 100/100
Ghostly Imp[H]: 100/100
L U I G I[GS]: 150/150
Quebec Noir[GS]: 100/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 70/100
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200
Batman[GS]: 150/150
Composite Jack Black[GS]: 200/200
Playing Card Golem[GS]: 200/200
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Post by venchi on Aug 31, 2019 5:57:00 GMT
I wish for a piece of the destroyed meteor to land on the ghosts, and in case the no killing rules applies to them as well I add that at the very least I want it to hurt them.
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 31, 2019 21:50:42 GMT
It passes to my turn. As it does so, I subtly use an action to create a portal so that the Adamantium Pursuer can make his way here.
SO MAGIC CARDS! I draw my card and reveal my facedown to be Vallhalla, Hall of the Fallen! Since I have no monsters, I can special summon a Fairy type monster from my hand! Namely, another Airknight Parshath! However, it is quickly sacrificed to Special Summon from my hand Neo-Parshath, the Sky Paladin! Now to briefly explain magic cards before I explain Neo-Parshath's ability!
Magic cards are different from trap cards in that they must be played on your own turn, unless it is a Quick Play spell specifically, and if a trap card is played then you can't play a magic card in response to that. Magic cards can, however, be played immediately for their effects. Now, some magic cards, like Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen, are continuous spells, so they stick around like continuous traps do.
However, it isn't the only kind of spell card to-
Wait, hold up. Why are those ghosts heading to- OH.
Huh. Almost forgot that Valhalla was an afterlife for those who died a warrior's death. Looks like the ghostly entities will find rest thanks to my Magic card bringing Valhalla to them!
Neat. Now, what was I saying? Oh, right.
FIELD SPELLS affect the entire field, more than just one person. Field spells also stick around, like Continuous spells, but unlike normal magic/spell cards, they get their own slot! If you try to play another field spell on your side fo the field, the first one gets destroyed and sent to the graveyard. Still, when there's only 5 slots in total for spells/magic cards, it's useful to not have Field Spells not take up that precious space.
Why am I mentioning this? Right! I play from my hand Sanctuary in the Sky! Now any battle damage I take when it involves my fairy monsters becomes zero! Of course, if Bec Noir played a Fairy type monster he wouldn't take any battle damage from it being destroyed, but that's how these things roll.
It's also important because of Neo-Parshath's ability! You see, not only does he still have the piercing and drawing abilities, but if Sanctuary in the Sky is on the field, he gets more ATK if my life points are higher than my opponents based on the difference! And I have, 600 more Life points! This means Neo-Parshath's ATK points go from 2200 to 2800!
Naturally, I'll attack that righteously Sentai monster of Bec's, C Ranger Shine Black! Bec takes 800 Life Points of damage, and I lay my last card facedown.
I have no more cards. If I thought this duel was going to last any longer, I'd be topdecking. But if Bec pulls off what I think he can pull off, then....
(My face down card is a trap card: Magic Cylinder. If he tries to destroy Neo-Parshath, his attack is negated and he takes damage equal to his monster's ATK - as if the ATK was reflected right back at him! And since Bec has 2,300 life points left, anything fit to destroy Neo Parshath would oneshot him! But wait, there's still trap and magic cards... and monster effects...)
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Post by JObob, QM of CTG, Best game on Sept 1, 2019 0:34:02 GMT
I grab more instability energy, but don't eat it. Instead, I head over to the yugioh game and dump the energy all over it! while everyone is shocked, confused, or having apocalyptic visions, I replace every card and piece with its Paradox(...) Billiards(...)poker counterpart, replacing this game with a patch of paradox(...)4d-hypercube-chess(...)poker! I then ask to join the game of paradox(...)vostroyan roulette(...)poker.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Sept 1, 2019 1:10:47 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of harvest WAAAAAAA Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack Uranium Imp Ghost diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheep Luigiiffy and use them for cookery: Step 1: Ignore it for a while. Step 2: listen for a crackle. Step 3: ππππ£πππ£π π’ππ‘ππππππ.
 As can see Waluigi does as am say. This show I'm fine and Ink Mines only a fabrication of th impostar [W}AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa. None. ink mines. yes? yes.
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Post by Yeet on Sept 1, 2019 1:33:46 GMT
The Godmoder throws Scatman back to heaven!
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Post by NeverHere on Sept 1, 2019 4:10:01 GMT
I wish for a piece of the destroyed meteor to land on the ghosts, and in case the no killing rules applies to them as well I add that at the very least I want it to hurt them. The meteor piece flies down, landing on two of the Imps and dealing 40 damage! It passes to my turn. As it does so, I subtly use an action to create a portal so that the Adamantium Pursuer can make his way here. SO MAGIC CARDS! I draw my card and reveal my facedown to be Vallhalla, Hall of the Fallen! Since I have no monsters, I can special summon a Fairy type monster from my hand! Namely, another Airknight Parshath! However, it is quickly sacrificed to Special Summon from my hand Neo-Parshath, the Sky Paladin! Now to briefly explain magic cards before I explain Neo-Parshath's ability! Magic cards are different from trap cards in that they must be played on your own turn, unless it is a Quick Play spell specifically, and if a trap card is played then you can't play a magic card in response to that. Magic cards can, however, be played immediately for their effects. Now, some magic cards, like Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen, are continuous spells, so they stick around like continuous traps do. However, it isn't the only kind of spell card to- Wait, hold up. Why are those ghosts heading to- OH. Huh. Almost forgot that Valhalla was an afterlife for those who died a warrior's death. Looks like the ghostly entities will find rest thanks to my Magic card bringing Valhalla to them! Neat. Now, what was I saying? Oh, right. FIELD SPELLS affect the entire field, more than just one person. Field spells also stick around, like Continuous spells, but unlike normal magic/spell cards, they get their own slot! If you try to play another field spell on your side fo the field, the first one gets destroyed and sent to the graveyard. Still, when there's only 5 slots in total for spells/magic cards, it's useful to not have Field Spells not take up that precious space. Why am I mentioning this? Right! I play from my hand Sanctuary in the Sky! Now any battle damage I take when it involves my fairy monsters becomes zero! Of course, if Bec Noir played a Fairy type monster he wouldn't take any battle damage from it being destroyed, but that's how these things roll. It's also important because of Neo-Parshath's ability! You see, not only does he still have the piercing and drawing abilities, but if Sanctuary in the Sky is on the field, he gets more ATK if my life points are higher than my opponents based on the difference! And I have, 600 more Life points! This means Neo-Parshath's ATK points go from 2200 to 2800! Naturally, I'll attack that righteously Sentai monster of Bec's, C Ranger Shine Black! Bec takes 800 Life Points of damage, and I lay my last card facedown. I have no more cards. If I thought this duel was going to last any longer, I'd be topdecking. But if Bec pulls off what I think he can pull off, then.... (My face down card is a trap card: Magic Cylinder. If he tries to destroy Neo-Parshath, his attack is negated and he takes damage equal to his monster's ATK - as if the ATK was reflected right back at him! And since Bec has 2,300 life points left, anything fit to destroy Neo Parshath would oneshot him! But wait, there's still trap and magic cards... and monster effects...) The ghosts fly into Valhalla, removing them from the battlefield! Well, that was an anticlimax. Bec Noir thinks, stroking his chin with his one arm and contemplating his move..... I grab more instability energy, but don't eat it. Instead, I head over to the yugioh game and dump the energy all over it! while everyone is shocked, confused, or having apocalyptic visions, I replace every card and piece with its Paradox(...) Billiards(...)poker counterpart, replacing this game with a patch of paradox(...)4d-hypercube-chess(...)poker! I then ask to join the game of paradox(...)vostroyan roulette(...)poker. .....until JOE shows up. Bec Noir growls as you destroy the game in progress, ready to stab you...before he hears that the game is some form of poker, and puts his knife back in the stab wound in his chest and gets ready to play. How to kill and dominance be a pirate Dismissive at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of harvest WAAAAAAA Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack Uranium Imp Ghost diversify the cast of DBNChair Bec Noir as a sheep Luigiiffy and use them for cookery: Step 1: Ignore it for a while. Step 2: listen for a crackle. Step 3: ππππ£πππ£π π’ππ‘ππππππ.
 As can see Waluigi does as am say. This show I'm fine and Ink Mines only a fabrication of th impostar [W}AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa. None. ink mines. yes? yes. If you are stuck in the Ink mines, put a heart in your next post.You catch one of the Imps befor wit goes to Valhalla and use it in your ocoking! Normally the power of Waluigi would take down the Spacetime Integrity by 10, but due to Luigi it only goes down by 5! The Godmoder throws Scatman back to heaven! He is already in Valhalla! βββββ The Spacetime Integrity goes down by 5, but Minecraft Steve finishes his nerdpole and starts covering cracks with cobblestone, bringing it up by 7! Try to keep it from going down to 32 or below or a roll will be made! Bec Noir examines JOEs horrifyingly complex game, and begins playing with JOE and Al....and is ,surprisingly, good at it! Heβs quickly able to figure out the rules for the various complex games, how they interconnect, and all the overlooked little details and moving parts. He wins, and celebrates by slamming his sword down into the ground of the dueling island, cracking it all over and sending it falling apart into the ethereal ocean! With a flash of green, Bec Noir returns to the main battlefield, sword in hand. His temporary break is over, now heβs ready to once again STRIFE! SPACETIME INTEGRITY: 52% Bec Noir[BN]: 274/413
L U I G I[GS]: 150/150
Quebec Noir[GS]: 100/100
Minecraft Steve[GS]: 70/100
Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy[GS]: 100/100
Superman[GS]: 130/200
Batman[GS]: 150/150
Composite Jack Black[GS]: 200/200
Playing Card Golem[GS]: 200/200
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Sept 1, 2019 4:15:46 GMT
I deactivate Shonen Mode, then proceed to slap JObob with a fish. This does nothing except express my frustration. "I nearly had him!"
I huff. Then i proceed to tap on the portal I had made for the Adamantium Pursuer to come back into relevance through. When he comes in, I whisper some advice.
"Try punching something other than the snout occasionally, to mix things up?"
Their mind is blown, and they eagerly try out the new advice and punch Bec Noir... in the kneecaps!
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Post by splashcat on Sept 1, 2019 4:28:19 GMT
I grab some cosmic superstring strata from beyond the cracks in the sky, garrote Bec Noir with them, then use them to stitch the cracks shut.
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