axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 19, 2016 23:23:31 GMT
You reap what you sow.
Death by Andrew Hussie.
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Post by dariusblake on May 20, 2016 0:01:02 GMT
How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses. Death by BettyCrocker
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 20, 2016 0:03:33 GMT
You'd batter believe it.
Drank spoiled milk.
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Post by dariusblake on May 20, 2016 0:32:21 GMT
You'd batter believe it. Drank spoiled milk. Guess you found that... Lactose Intolerable? Teapot Related Fatality
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by The One Guy on May 20, 2016 14:22:46 GMT
I'm a little teapot short and stout! Handle me correctly, or your life you'll be without!
Death by army ants.
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Post by dariusblake on May 20, 2016 14:47:03 GMT
I'm a little teapot short and stout! Handle me correctly, or your life you'll be without! Death by army ants. See, this is why I am very ANTi-millitary. Mocked the Executioner.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 20, 2016 15:21:20 GMT
Your sense of humor was never really STRONG.
Waited too much for Half-Life 3.
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Post by dariusblake on May 20, 2016 15:26:16 GMT
Well, I don't know about a wanting a Half-life... Look's like you've wasted a full one to me.
Death by Human Transmutation.
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Post by froideriko on May 21, 2016 10:16:41 GMT
You loss your human rights there.
The tournament nerfing your superpowers.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on May 22, 2016 2:26:39 GMT
It's reasons like this why Goku could never be in Smash Bros.
Head on collision with a T.Rex.
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Post by Con Air on May 22, 2016 16:59:07 GMT
You've been T.Rekt! Head explodes from trying to make sense of Problem Slueth.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 22, 2016 18:49:57 GMT
Death will soon invite them to have some tea.
Eating cereal a little too fast.
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 22, 2016 19:11:49 GMT
Looks like breakfast was their last meal of the day.
Struck by no less than three lightning bolts.
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Post by dariusblake on May 22, 2016 20:26:35 GMT
Well... it didn't strike twice...
mistimed acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle.
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Post by froideriko on May 23, 2016 7:01:11 GMT
Your life did an acrobatic fucking pirouette. The audience roars loudly.
Being murdered by a paranoid child with a machete.
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Post by Con Air on May 24, 2016 3:58:10 GMT
You always did volenteer to be a human pincushion. Crushed by a folding chair.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on May 24, 2016 14:59:25 GMT
That wasn't what the sign meant when it said "please be seated."
The area you are in getting nuked.
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
Posts: 24
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Post by Timetech on May 26, 2016 11:01:09 GMT
That's one small explosion for an atom, one giant explosion for atom kind.
Gaining the power to instantly break any mass into electromagnetic radiation, and using it on yourself.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 26, 2016 13:06:58 GMT
I always knew they had some kind of natural radiance.
Crushed to death by a giant hot-dog falling from the sky without any explanation of why or how that happened.
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on May 26, 2016 23:50:44 GMT
Your kin will feast for days, at least until someone finds prions in their brain.
You got stuck in the costume of one of those ninja-mook guys on Power Rangers, and then transported to a universe where Power Rangers is real. Mid fight.
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Post by Neptz on May 27, 2016 0:27:22 GMT
AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!!! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!!!!!!
Death by TARDIS
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on May 27, 2016 5:26:03 GMT
Too bad it wasn't a good wolf, was it?
Death by Delorean.
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Post by Con Air on May 27, 2016 13:37:24 GMT
More like DIE-lorean! (How do wolves relate to Doctor Who?) Turned into mincemeat.
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Post by dariusblake on May 27, 2016 20:51:53 GMT
(BAD WOLF is the name taken by ROSE TYLER when she absorbed the entirety of reality into her head.)
Looks like they're gonna eat him alive.
DEATH by ABRADOLF LINCLER.
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Post by Neptz on May 27, 2016 21:56:32 GMT
Mother America isn't gonna get you out of this one.
Death by M. Night Shyamalan.
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