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Post by dariusblake on Jun 1, 2016 9:45:37 GMT
BURN BABY, BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Death by Clubs Deuce... somehow.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 1, 2016 11:38:03 GMT
He's gonna be tapdancing on your grave.
Death by glamour. (sorry I had to.)
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 1, 2016 12:22:24 GMT
Your last moments were... ABSOLUTELY , DARLING.
DEATH BY GIGAPAUSE...
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 1, 2016 13:47:10 GMT
Now you'll never get to see the end ... though some may say that's a good thing.
Zapped by aliens.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 1, 2016 19:39:54 GMT
I want to believe...but this is really stupid.
Reading a book, which exploded.
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Post by Timetech on Jun 2, 2016 9:19:29 GMT
The literary economy rapidly expanded.
Death by winning "The Last Post Wins."
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 2, 2016 9:49:14 GMT
That was HIS last post... Yeah, I can't pun about this...
Death by Memelord, with a shitty Sord.
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Post by Timetech on Jun 2, 2016 15:06:57 GMT
What if the memes were baby duc[n]klings all along?
Death by reading this post.
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 2, 2016 15:15:03 GMT
0h..0k 0_0
Whelp, Death by SADOMACOPAEDOROBONECROBESTIALITY
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 2, 2016 15:15:55 GMT
What's the point in writing a response? You didn't make it to this post to be able to read it anyway! Edit: Ninja'd Well, you have the "NECRO" part down.
Death by a thousand cuts.
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Post by Timetech on Jun 3, 2016 2:37:18 GMT
I would have preferred a thousand cats.
Death by a thousand cats.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Jun 3, 2016 13:18:47 GMT
Some say it was cat scratch fever...
Death by Weird Al throwing everything that he listed in the song 'hardware store' at you.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 3, 2016 13:31:21 GMT
I wonder what other idioties this one has in store.
Deciding to randomly eat a whole jar of pickles. Including the jar.
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Post by Con Air on Jun 4, 2016 1:53:29 GMT
What a glassy way to go! Drinking acid.
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Post by Timetech on Jun 5, 2016 22:54:40 GMT
Such a basic mistake.
Drinking a base. [The P.H. kind.]
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Post by froideriko on Jun 6, 2016 7:27:11 GMT
Your stomach didn't have enough acid, so you can't be salty about it, 'kay?
Killed by accident by a Brazilian kid trying to do a SWEET BIKE STUNT.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 6, 2016 13:25:44 GMT
Merda acontece.
Eating a buttered toast, which turned out to be a small stingray.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Jun 6, 2016 14:54:32 GMT
Seafood for breakfast? You're supposed to cook it first.
Death by [ S ] GAME OVER.
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 6, 2016 17:28:58 GMT
HUSSIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being mind controlled into suicide.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 7, 2016 1:46:57 GMT
This new Yandere Simulator update is really excellent.
Kept looking at a funny .gif, which looped forever, until death by dehydration ensued.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 10, 2016 5:45:12 GMT
If only your life was as long as your memes Killed by the Trigger Twins
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Post by Con Air on Jun 10, 2016 15:27:04 GMT
Looks like that encounter "triggered" your death. Drinking tons of water non stop for three days straight.
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 10, 2016 16:28:20 GMT
Alas, yet another victim of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
Dying of heatstroke while lost in the desert.
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Post by Con Air on Jun 10, 2016 18:22:45 GMT
"Dying" for a drink? Falling in spikes.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 10, 2016 18:26:58 GMT
"Dying" for a drink? Falling in spikes. Looks like you could've used some more rings! Having all of Tracer's powers from Overwatch, but have your core thingy be ripped out. Causing you to flash in and out of existence
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