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Post by Blaperile on Apr 7, 2016 11:42:41 GMT
This is the place where you can post any kind of MSPA-related puns you might have.
Bec Noir's ring was removed and now he's Back Noir.
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Post by soeroah on Apr 7, 2016 11:50:43 GMT
I kinda want to just post some blatant puns already used in the comic and then 'realise' they've been done like some kind of bad comedian/Dualscar, but I'll bite. Let's see... Dave's bro sacrificed himself for the good of the Session and now Dave's got a broken Heart. Haha! Looks like Condy couldn't aVOID her fate! (Wow, terrible, revisit this later) Jake looks so happy at his success, you'd think he'd never Felt so good. (Hmm, has potential) I was hoping to see more of Condy but I guess it was curtains for her ( End of Act curtains yes good one)
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 7, 2016 15:12:06 GMT
Two Handsome CarapaciansPparticipate in Two-Way Jack Off -> A title of a video on CandyCornHub.
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Post by plainWonder on Apr 14, 2016 20:37:58 GMT
Hey, you know how Lord English was ultimately defeated? I'm not sure, I think part of it was a plot hole.
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Post by loading on Apr 14, 2016 22:12:37 GMT
Was Act 7 worth the white?
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Post by plainWonder on Apr 18, 2016 20:09:33 GMT
Q: Should we worry about B1 Jack attacking again after [S] Collide? A: Nah, it's all good, because PM... disarrmed him. Q: Why weren't the kids afraid of Jack after seeing him put on the ring in the PXS comic Prototyped? A: They realized that he was... armless.
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Post by plainWonder on Apr 22, 2016 21:11:48 GMT
Did you see Jane and Jake take on that member of the Felt so up and front? They really threw everything they had at close Quarters.
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Post by Blaperile on May 8, 2016 17:02:46 GMT
What does Caliborn really like?
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Post by plainWonder on May 8, 2016 18:25:01 GMT
What is Equius’ favorite body part? The el bow. Bonus: L-bow. L = the movement a knight makes in chess + L = 100/2. -> cfr. Equius’ quirk
L = 50 = 10 * 5. 5 = the number of Nepeta’s hemospectrum’s rung.
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Post by forgottenkinsman on May 9, 2016 9:40:24 GMT
What did Dirk go as for Halloween? The Headless Horse Man fuck, maybe that's too subtle
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Post by eruditeChronicler on May 9, 2016 12:53:31 GMT
What was the difference between the Witches of Space in the pre- and post-retcon timelines? She was much more jaded without John and Davesprite. (ACK, that was terrible)
What did Terezi agree to roleplay as with Vriska? They were Pyrotes.
Why doesn't Rose like Burger King? She fails to make light of the terrible seervice.
Where did Rose bring her matesprit for her 18th wriggling day? The Grand Kanayon.
How did Nepeta know her lusus was hungry? It kept Meulin.
How does Gamzee style his hair? With Kurloz (curlers).
How could Sollux see the Green Sun from the trolls' meteor? It was Aradiant.
I'll think of more if these don't make you want to hurl yourself onto a 2x3dent; hope whoever read these did not just attempt to repeatedly smash their face into the keyboard.
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Post by plainWonder on May 13, 2016 10:31:03 GMT
Caliborn had his sister killed because he wanted to solo Sburb. As a result, he had to bite off his leg, lost a tooth, and was punished with a dead session. If it weren't for the fact that he went on to win the session, you could say he bit more off than he could chew.
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Post by eruditeChronicler on May 17, 2016 12:10:17 GMT
Jake really crushed Caliborn in Masterpiece didn't he? I guess you could say it was his... Magnum Hopeus
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Post by plainWonder on Jun 8, 2016 21:17:13 GMT
Why did Gamzee get sopor all over his nice suit when getting ready for the party? He'd misread the invitation and his ensemble needed to contain a pie tin.
He was close; he had just switched the two first letters.
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Post by plainWonder on Jun 26, 2016 19:28:24 GMT
Lord English is making a movie about gambling featuring some of the Felt. Die was casted, and he's also found a slot for Quarters.
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Post by loading on Jun 26, 2016 19:48:15 GMT
The movie was a total Doze, though. Not a Trace of anything Eggsciting. Anyone watching it found themselves Itching for it to be Finally Clover. They figured out they Bist-quit the movie industry before they Can start to Scratch out this ugly period in their history. This was what led the Felt into such a financial Stitch they were forced to introduce their rival casino to some of their Matchsticks.
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Post by plainWonder on Jun 30, 2016 13:41:44 GMT
*slowclap* --- What unit is Arquiusprite's power usage measured in? Horsepower hour. (Heh, apparently there's a mobile game called 'Horsepower Hour'.)
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Post by loading on Jun 30, 2016 21:18:50 GMT
Now I want to make a phonetic pun involving something about younits but I don't have the heart for it. I can't make myself menit.
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Post by plainWonder on Jul 2, 2016 9:34:32 GMT
Well, loading , now I felt compelled to do this: Meenah was trashtalking Horuss' new suit to Kanaya, who was working on some winter clothes for Rose. Neither was actually paying attention to the other, until Meenah ended her sentence in an inquisitive manner. MEENAH: then he said the turbine on his back could process the equivalent output of 100 000... MEENAH: i forgot what's da unit? KANAYA: Sweaters. MEENAH: ah, right
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Post by loading on Jul 2, 2016 17:58:45 GMT
[you think you can outpun me. IT'S ON.] Speaking of sweaters, the name is a lie. The function tells you to wear them when it's colder, the name says to wear them when itswetter.
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Post by loading on Jul 2, 2016 18:48:58 GMT
Speaking of wetter:
In A2, Meenah was Her Imperious ConDescension. In A2, Meenah had a Pro Ascension (to the god tiers)
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Post by plainWonder on Jul 5, 2016 20:02:25 GMT
Now if only she hadn't started the cycle of revenge leading to Damara snapping, Rufioh being beheaded and herself getting killed. She could've led her team into the Impervious Sans-Revenge Eon
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Post by loading on Jul 5, 2016 20:55:29 GMT
Given her stance on culling and aquatic life, A1 Feferi was probably "Her Impaired-Eel Conch Redemption"
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Post by Sharkalien on Aug 15, 2016 1:11:21 GMT
What's Roxy's favorite brand of candy? willy *wonka This hasn't been done before, right
Also, yeah yeah, it's more of a play on words, whatever
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Post by plainWonder on Aug 16, 2016 12:40:00 GMT
It's perfectly fine in my book. What is Dirk's favorite fruit? Surprisingly, pineapple.
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana. *rimshot*
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