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Post by lilmikee2004 on May 22, 2016 5:34:41 GMT
> Wraith. This is a Spirit of a Deceased Man. He's been Falling for Several Hours now. > Spirit: Land Already! Ohp. He landed in Hell. Yeah, that was pretty much how he expected this to go. What will he do? |
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Post by Meganerd502 on May 22, 2016 5:51:31 GMT
> Get up, you floaty trash, it's time to see where you landed in hell.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 22, 2016 7:17:45 GMT
>Spin wildly in unspeakable pain
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on May 26, 2016 1:18:24 GMT
>Set off on a quest to conquer hell. To do that you must first find a town somewhere down here and acquire provisions.
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Post by sirblizz98 on May 26, 2016 1:21:20 GMT
>Flip off the nearest satan in demonstration for why you deserve this.
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Post by sawyer on May 26, 2016 22:27:52 GMT
>Sit there for a minute whilst you come to terms with your new and torturous existance.
>Wait, it isn't so bad here...
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Post by lilmikee2004 on May 27, 2016 6:35:10 GMT
> Spin wildly in unspeakable pain. Huh, despite falling into another plane of existence he doesn't feel a thing. He guesses that's the good thing about being-   ... Of course. > Flip off the nearest satan in demonstration for why you deserve this. "Screw you, you-."  You don't have fingers or arms. Just some sort of ball things. > Get up, you floaty trash, it's time to see where you landed in hell. Well considering it's Hell, the place isn't that impressive. Sure, the walls are fleshy and pulsing like a big heart but it really seems a little underwhelming. The only other things you can notice about this place is that creepy looking Mini-Reaper over there just sort of staring at you and a little Gray Thing in the corner. |
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Post by ilikeswordz on May 27, 2016 13:05:05 GMT
>Examine the grey thing.
>Warily glance back at the mini reaper.
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Spira-Virgo
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Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on May 27, 2016 13:08:35 GMT
> try to pass through the gray thing. Souls are like ghosts no?
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Post by smuchmuch on May 28, 2016 8:44:57 GMT
... Does satan have butterfly-ish like wing and is that Hitler face on it ?
>Talk to the reaper "So what's the deal with this place ?"
>Any reasons you can think off for landing in Hell(?) ?
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Post by lilmikee2004 on Jun 4, 2016 3:39:16 GMT
... Does satan have butterfly-ish like wing and is that Hitler face on it ? Butterfly, yes. Hitler face, no. > Examine the grey thing. It seems to be a Chill Spirit, which probably explains it's constant shivering. Or maybe it's just terrified at the fact that our Friendly Player Character looks like he's about to annihilate it. > Try to pass through the gray thing. Souls are like ghosts no? The Spirit promptly makes out with smacks into the gray thing. It looks like he is in lacking of the Intangibility ability. Unfortunately that's a skill that only earthbound Spirits, Ghosts, can learn. > Warily glance back at the Mini-Reaper. He attempts to play off the sloppy makeout session ACCIDENTAL LIP TO LIP CONTACT while stealing a glance or two at the Mini-Reaper. Oh dammit, he made eye contact. No, it's motioning him over! Ugh, you guess he may as well get over there. >Talk to the Reaper. "So what's the deal with this place? Are you like, the Ferryman or something?" " I am the Reaper, and behind me is the Entrance to Hell. Every life that has lived or will live I will only see twice, their birth and their death. But you... You're an irregular case." Yeah, the Spirit has no idea what it wants with him. " I just need you to answer a few questions." > Any reasons you can think of for landing in Hell(?)? "Who are you and why do you think you deserve to be here?" |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 4, 2016 3:43:21 GMT
> Ahm, I don't know, I just landed here for no good reason! So maybe this is where I truly belong!
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 4, 2016 3:45:24 GMT
> don't answer. instead, steal his scythe and fly away like an absolute madman
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2016 3:47:13 GMT
>Just run. He's obviously bad news.
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 4, 2016 14:34:30 GMT
>NONE. I THINK THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE.
>I WAS NOT A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR IN LIFE, AND DID NOT SNAP AT ONE POINT, AND MOST CERTAINLY NEVER WENT ON A KILLING SPREE THAT'D PUT YANDERECHAN TO SHAME.
>I ALSO DID NOT STEAL MONEY FROM A FOUNTAIN, NEVER CHEATED ON MY GIRLFRIEND, AND NEVER, EVER ALLOWED KIDS TO DO IRRESPONSIBLE SHENANIGANS.
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BEEP BOOP.
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Post by turtleoracle on Jun 4, 2016 18:29:41 GMT
> kiss the grim reaper
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Post by Neptz on Jun 4, 2016 19:20:25 GMT
>You were a particularly greedy person in life. You weren't a asshole, you weren't obsessed with natural gods, you never felt any pride or jealousy, but all you wanted was more. Money, material possessions. Those are what matter, right? The best stuff. Well, it's not like you could just get money. So you went to rather... lengthy extents to get them. You distinctly remember being a loanshark.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jun 6, 2016 22:24:29 GMT
>Bring him into a slow, passionate, deep dip kiss
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Post by sirblizz98 on Jun 9, 2016 19:47:37 GMT
>Distract him with some surprise make-outs.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 9, 2016 23:21:40 GMT
>Ask about the potential of hell as a place of good.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 10, 2016 19:14:45 GMT
>Bring him into a slow, passionate, deep dip kiss and then sucker punch him and take the sycthe |
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Post by lilmikee2004 on Jun 16, 2016 7:59:28 GMT
> Just run. He's obviously bad news. Steal his scythe and fly away like an absolute madman. The Soul tries to smile innocently, but he's so terrible at it that all he can manage is a psychotic grin. > Next. "See ya, assholes!"  AGH OH GOD WHY!? "Now are you willing to talk, or are you going to do something stupid like fly into the Soul Pit below you?"> "Ahm, I don't know, I just landed here for no good reason!" ...  Satan promptly Slaps the Shit out of him. > NONE. I THINK THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE. "I seriously have no idea why I'd go to Hell." > I WAS NOT A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR IN LIFE, AND DID NOT SNAP AT ONE POINT, AND MOST CERTAINLY NEVER WENT ON A KILLING SPREE THAT'D PUT YANDERECHAN TO SHAME. "I was always a truthful person who wouldn't ever be driven to some sort of madness that would cause mass murder." > I ALSO DID NOT STEAL MONEY FROM A FOUNTAIN, NEVER CHEATED ON MY GIRLFRIEND, AND NEVER, EVER ALLOWED KIDS TO DO IRRESPONSIBLE SHENANIGANS. "I'm a janitor who just loved cleaning. I personally cleaned wishing wells on my off time and made a grand off of it, I even cleaned Erika's pipes when my girlfriend was sick and also cleaned a minefield of any and all children hoping to mess around in there."  "I was like, boom! No more kids!" Satan cracks his knuckles. "Okay okay, I was joking! Damn, Devil." > You were a particularly greedy person in life. You weren't an asshole, you weren't obsessed with natural gods, you never felt any pride or jealousy, but all you wanted was more. Money, material possessions. Those are what matter, right? The best stuff. Well, it's not like you could just get money. So you went to rather... lengthy extents to get them. You distinctly remember being a loan shark. "I wasn't that bad of a person." "Yeah, I may seem like an ass right now but that's just because I'm in fucking Hell. I'm frankly kind of surprised the afterlife exists!" "I was always just..." "Very greedy. To the point that... I would do ANYTHING to get what I wanted. Sure there was always the feeling that I was missing out on something that I could never willingly take from someone else but money was the only thing I could understand. Eventually I would join the mafia and get into pretty deep shit. Looking back now, I probably deserve to be here." "Satisfied?"> Next. "What?" "Do you regret anything?" |
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 16, 2016 13:14:56 GMT
> Regret? Regret what? I am innocent obviously!
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Post by charcoalTorture on Jun 16, 2016 17:24:32 GMT
> "Yeah, not being able to bring my sweet, sweet hairdo down here with me."
> "Yeah, not bringing that backstabber down here with me."
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jun 16, 2016 20:14:17 GMT
> "I REGRET NOTHING!"
> Reaper: Be disappointed by the outdated meme reference.
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