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Post by Emily on Jun 13, 2016 1:55:15 GMT
TEREZIQUEST A young troll female stands in a long corridor, and despite agonizingly overplayed traditions of naming her something incorrect and often offensive, then being named once more, she’s going to cut straight to the chase and recognize that her name's already in the title, and she doesn’t need your help being named. Her name is Terezi Pyrope and it just so happens, she is currently you.
It has almost one whole sweep since you had originally finished playing sburb, and defeated all the major bad guys. It consequently happens to be about the same time you fucked everything up.
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Thankfully your wit and quick thinking has absolved you from any guilt. You have put blamed on the person everyone realistically thought did it anyway. You have been living comfortably underground with the rest of the people you completed the game with. At least, supposedly comfortable.
Exactly two weeks ago, Vriska had returned for the first time since the game. She left with a team of assassins to go look for the man who caused all of this destruction and calamity almost immediately once you told her what you had already told everyone else. It was at that moment you realized what had to be done. You need to fix this. You are going to leave your life of mundanity to fix what you have caused.
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This place is an absolute mess. Things are stuck in walls. Weeds are growing everywhere. After you fix everything, you are going to have hire someone to clean this place up.
Now that you have been introduced, what will you do?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 13, 2016 2:05:35 GMT
>Put on that green mask and become The Mask
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 13, 2016 2:18:43 GMT
>Find SORD.
>who da man
>ru da man
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Spira-Virgo
Stoutrunt
Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 13, 2016 2:38:24 GMT
> Pull the trident, declare thee self as ruler of this room!
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Post by eerr on Jun 13, 2016 10:05:33 GMT
>Slake thirst using cyan leak.
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ilikeswordz
Moppet of Destiny
Halloo hullo! Just that dude who's making >BaRA a thing.
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Post by ilikeswordz on Jun 13, 2016 12:00:47 GMT
>Take the unbreakable katana.
>Use katana as weedwhacker.
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Post by Emily on Jun 13, 2016 18:17:48 GMT
Terezi: Put on that green mask and become The Mask
On closer inspection, you realize that this is not a mask, but some sort of oversized green toy. You decide that it is stupid and will no longer acknowledge it.
Terezi: Pull the trident, declare thee self as ruler of this room!
 You try to pull the trident out of the ground like in the classic movie, “in which a young boy of age 5 solar sweeps is task with challenge of pulling the 3x3dent out of the ground baby to inherit the role of ruling over all of Alternia and….” But you are simply not the chosen to become the empress. The trident is embedded deep in the concrete making it near impossible for a puny mortal such as yourself to remove.
Terezi: Take the unbreakable katana.
You would try to take the sword and do some of this gardening but you have a feeling you aren’t going to have much more luck than you did with the trident. All of these random objects are distracting you from your goal.
Terezi: who da man
You
Uh
You are really getting distracted. That sword reminded you of one of Dave’s shitty weapons. That was so long ago, how do you even remember that? You can’t even remember half of your old friends’ names, let alone the name of a shitty sord.
Terezi: Slake thirst using cyan leak. Leaks? There are no leaks growing here, especially any that are cyan. Today you have decided to fancy even the most absurd of thoughts. You are a little thirsty though, maybe the lack of water in your system has caused you to become stupid. |
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Stoutrunt
Huh, so this is the new forums~
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Post by Spira-Virgo on Jun 14, 2016 3:30:19 GMT
> Maybe it's time to leave this place, there's nothing to do.
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Post by spacedwarfindustries on Jun 14, 2016 7:06:59 GMT
>Go find something to drink
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 18, 2016 6:51:22 GMT
>Ponder why you seem to be under 13 but you are already blind.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Jun 19, 2016 14:23:28 GMT
>Ponder John Egbert.
>Then ponder what Vriska's told everyone.
>Say, is Lord English da man?
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Post by eerr on Jun 19, 2016 16:03:02 GMT
>So did someone fail to alchemize a house?
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Post by mspaintpotatoe on Jul 3, 2016 7:15:53 GMT
>Try using billiard balls as an form of entertainment.
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 7, 2016 1:02:37 GMT
Wait, what's that in the corner of the room?
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Post by coldgenius on Jul 7, 2016 18:20:45 GMT
>Eat leaks
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Post by Emily on Jul 12, 2016 4:32:42 GMT
Terezi: Go find something to drink
Luckily you are not so stupid that you would forget to pack resources for your journey! You have an entire captchalogue card filled with several (~) Water bottles. You take one out of your scratch and sniff modus quickly and take a swig. Nothing better than plain, unflavored water. It smells and tastes like practically nothing!
Terezi: Maybe it's time to leave this place, there's nothing to do.
 You leave the corridor into an all new metal plated room.
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The staircase leads to directly out of the bunker you have been living for the past sweep and up into the open world that has been ravaged by past decisions.
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 The swirling pink void of the outside word makes you nervous, but the umbrella that managed to clip through one of the bars brings a smile to your face.
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You leave the bunker. The ground is covered from fallen blossoms from up above. It feels nostalgic.
Terezi: Examine the mess you made
You fully exit the hole in the ground. You are now in PANDORA’S CONVERGE, where all time and space has been mangled together in a disastrous plain of existence like hell itself. It has consumed everything in paradox space. I's all your fault this happened.
Those bad ass snake dragons fighting aren’t a part of that though, that’s just the weird skull chick and ¼ of lord English fighting forever for dominance.
Terezi: Ponder various suggestions made after most of the drawing was complete
Ponder why you seem to be under 13 but you are already blind. You are not 13 and also blind because you are older than 13 human years, you are 18 human years!
Wait, what's that in the corner of the room? In the upper left corner was a shard of blue stained glass, the lower right is a pile of sand, and the lower left is a container or MYSTERIOUS SLIME.
Eat leaks You fail to eat the Metaphysical Leaks.
So did someone fail to alchemize a house? It suddenly occurs to you that the Pandora’s Converge sort of looks like a terrible alchemization mishap. Ah alchemization, such simpler times.
Try using billiard balls as a form of entertainment. There are no billiard balls to be found. This is tragic.
Ponder John Egbert. You ponder John Egbert. He’s fine, he’s safe underground with the other fragile males. You mean the men that anyone actually gives a fuck about.
Then ponder what Vriska told everyone. You decide to Captchalogue this suggestion for later, because despite seeming like inane bullshit, Vriska says the most important things a teenage girl could.
You are done pondering for now, what will you do in Pandora's Converge?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 4:36:45 GMT
>Do a silly dance involving complex choreography foreshadowing future events
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EthicalAndroid
Pesky Urchin
If humans are mostly water, is the earth mostly human?
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Post by EthicalAndroid on Jul 12, 2016 14:05:56 GMT
>Inspect the brown weird can thing
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Post by eerr on Jul 12, 2016 17:10:36 GMT
>So you just sort of chill here at the end of the universe?
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Post by error on Sept 9, 2018 17:09:52 GMT
i do belive this is dead
U R DED NOT BIG SOUP RICE
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