axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Oct 19, 2017 23:05:22 GMT
"I now have corn PTSD."
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InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
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Post by InternallyLactiad on Oct 20, 2017 12:31:56 GMT
"Obama, I'm black, you're black. Let's make things happen"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 28, 2017 22:36:24 GMT
"Baa Baa, Shred-der, have you any wool? / 'Yes sir, yes sir, Two and 3/4ths Bags full.'"
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Nov 7, 2017 15:47:47 GMT
Not me, but a friend of mine:
“Listen bud, you don't know me. I don't know you. We have our things and our own mindsets in play. We only know our names. So please take your cheese and put it back in the spaghettio's can.”
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
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Post by researcherwisemon on Nov 9, 2017 1:16:03 GMT
"NOT WASP. SPACE LOBSTER!!"
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Nov 19, 2017 2:24:19 GMT
"I've reached hippie equilibrium. I existential crisis-ed so hard that I started chugging tea straight from the pot."
UPDATE: "It makes me want to punch a small child, but in a good way "
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Post by sillyConformist on Dec 22, 2017 4:14:28 GMT
I didn't feel like looking at the clock long enough to find out. I can't read the birds very well.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Dec 27, 2017 18:45:05 GMT
"TIME TO RAD."
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 29, 2017 0:58:36 GMT
"I HAVE SEEN GOD AND HE DOESN'T EXIST"
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 29, 2017 4:49:40 GMT
"Meesa wanna die."
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 9, 2018 18:46:35 GMT
"Let's talk about something more pleasant, like puppies, or gore."
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jan 10, 2018 0:11:21 GMT
"do we eat at mcdonalds or at subway" "hang on lemme roll for initiative"
"One day you're being all fine and dandy with your little job and your little wife and your little routine, and then suddenly the ghost of your past self's estranged soul merged with your forgotten imaginary best friend is chasing your own subconscious who has stolen his right hand and tries to seduce your own wife, and the incarnation of your mental illness is waking up from a long coma and is ready to fuck you up while fighting with the ghostly soul of the child you somehow had with your guardian spirit of times past- and on top of all you still have a bank corporation to run!"
"For my next trick, I shall R E P R O D U C E”
"If you can proclaim your love for Charles Dance in German, then you can admit you're a filthy Homestuck in front of your entre class!"
"gotta catch em all - all of the genders, that is"
"*agressively mixes bordeaux with champagne to create BOURGOGNE*"
"I fucked with your fraulein~ I fucked with your fraulein~♪"
"Did i ever tell you guys of how i lost my nipple skins?"
"your face doesn't look like it has nipples either"
"...who the fuck is 'Trombone Chris'?"
"can i have ramin karimloo's voice as a scented candle plz"
-From the Discord
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finepoint
Boy-Skylark
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Post by finepoint on Jan 10, 2018 0:35:36 GMT
i have never said a single word in my entire life im just comin to this thread to say nice job friends
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
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Post by researcherwisemon on Feb 4, 2018 18:34:39 GMT
"if you suddenly had your eyes where your ears were, and your ears where your eyes were, how crazy would your perception of the world be?"
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Feb 4, 2018 18:36:00 GMT
"Ears and eyes are, basically the same thing"
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Feb 17, 2018 3:51:56 GMT
"The last time someone pushed that button it got STUCK and I summoned an ELDRITCH GOD. So please, don't."
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Post by cobaltergeist on Mar 2, 2018 23:05:04 GMT
"Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline where that's true, a piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEE can be heard."
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Mar 4, 2018 1:59:31 GMT
"The herbalists are hiding them in their orifices."
"I never thought I'd have to tag something with "heat lamp kink"."
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Post by sillyConformist on Mar 20, 2018 0:56:59 GMT
Well it's GROUND beef, so clearly it's the root part of the plant.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 14, 2018 4:27:37 GMT
"oh god those poor lobsters."
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Apr 15, 2018 0:53:25 GMT
"All the cool kids do sociopathy."
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Post by cealvan on Apr 15, 2018 23:39:20 GMT
well, i am an introvert, so i am not very good at socialism...
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axolotlSushi
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Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jun 20, 2018 14:07:25 GMT
"You can assassinate my booty any day of the week"
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Aug 26, 2018 16:28:34 GMT
"averaged out the median place to punch someone is a movie theater,"
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Post by belovedCreator on Aug 26, 2018 16:42:00 GMT
"The struggles of our people are as high in number as our caloric intake." "Daimyo could be Depressed Child, that seemingly jolly otaku needs help." "Look at all my glorious dumbasses" "Little did you know, it was a chip and dip party all along." "It bit me first, so it just seemed fair."
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