Post by izaori on Apr 8, 2016 3:15:51 GMT
Hey everyone, I'll save you guys a few paragraphs of me talking about how I hosted this on the MSPAF site first and yadda yadda. Hopefully all the images I'm including in this first post won't be marked as spam, or, in the case that it's too much... I'll just link y'all to the mirror. Wammystuck will be hosted here until MSPAF is back up and running, which will hopefully in the near future. With all that done and over with, I present to you, Wammystuck! My friends and I have been planning for over a year, so have at it!
Note: I make it forum-friendly if there happens to be anything not so forum friendly. Feel free to point out if I make any mistakes, I don't want to do anything bad!
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> Name her.
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> Try again, Brat.
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> Shit in a bush.
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> Examine your surroundings.
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> Swing on tire swing.
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> Answer messages.
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> Go wrestle a bear. You can do it. I have faith in you.
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> Describe yourself.
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> Go to class before you're late!
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> Fuck it, go climb a tree.
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> Your chums can wait. Get as high as you can.
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> Answer chum at top of tree.
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– dastardlySurreptitious started a conversation with virtuousHawkshaw –
DS: are you fucking serious
DS: did roger seriously take your copy of the game
DS: how much more useless can you fucking be???
DS: even a beached whale has more skills than you do and it can’t do shit on sand
DS: are you listening to me??? are you gonna do anything about it???
VH: Oh my god shut up
VH: It was an accident!!!
DS: A BAD ACCIDENT
DS: how the fuck are we supposed to play without you??? I had the order all planned out! there’s a plan, virgo!!!
DS: you know, something that smart people use! plans!
VH: Stop talking stop talking stop talking
VH: I’ll get it back! just leave me alone!
DS: do you know how DISAPPOINTING you are?? i thought you were a dumbass already but you cant even hold on to a game
DS: okay look. new plan.
VH: Stop right there!!!
VH: I can handle this just leave me alone you’ll make things worse
DS: *I’ll* make things worse??? HAHA
DS: you already ruined my first plan, how would *I* make it worse?!
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VH: Just give me a chance… and don’t do anything
VH: it’s my game, I can get it back! it’s just Roger anyway
DS: okay. I’m giving you ONE HOUR to get it back before I do it MY WAY
DS: because YOU’RE TOO SLOW and I’M TIRED OF WAITING TO PLAY THIS DAMN GAME
DS: one hour, virgo.
VH: do you really expect me to be able to do this in one hour??? it’s still in his office!! be patient, you can still start with the others!!
DS: ONE HOUR
DS: you have one hour before I do things my way and that’s it. starting now
DS: better get your ass in gear!! I swear to god if you’re in another tree I will shout
VH: what makes you think I’m in a tree?? I have class you idiot!!
VH: but I guess I’ll skip it
DS: that’s so irresponsible oh my god, are you even trying
VH: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE GAME OR NOT
DS: fine! fine, go get your game. it’s not like education is important.
VH: fuck off
– virtuousHawkshaw has ceased conversing with dastardlySurreptitious –
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> Check if Roger is online, if so, pester him.
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> Prove DS wrong. Get the game, win the points.
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> Form a preposterously complicated plan to get the game. Do Rube Goldberg proud.
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> Select.
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> Consult seditiousAdulation.
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> Name him.
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What ever could this guy's name be?
(( Psst, this is when you start suggesting
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Note: I make it forum-friendly if there happens to be anything not so forum friendly. Feel free to point out if I make any mistakes, I don't want to do anything bad!
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A young woman stands outside. It just so happens that today, the ninth of March, has no real significance to her. Her seventeenth birthday is still six months away, but today she is expecting a special present. One that's been promised for over a year, but is just now coming to fruition.
Well... what could this young woman's name be?
> Name her.
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Try again, Brat.
> Try again, Brat.
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How impressive, that's right.
> Shit in a bush.
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The call of nature, it’s calling to you. However, you can’t bring yourself to defecate outdoors. The idea of being caught indecent in any situation is more than enough for your cheeks to redden. You decide that, maybe, you don’t actually have to use the bathroom or the bush.
> Examine your surroundings.
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You decide to look around since you have time before ADVANCED CHEMISTRY starts, but you don't know where to go. You could go to the GREEN HOUSE, where you know a very unpleasant person frequents. Perhaps you could go to the FOOTBALL FIELD, which to you Americans might be known as a SOCCER FIELD. Of course, you could always go visit the old TIRE SWING, which happens to be hanging from your favorite CLIMBING TREE. You could also waste your time looking for FOUR-LEAF CLOVERS, and you could also go to the FRONT GATE, which you know will be locked at this time of day.
So, what do you decide to do?
> Swing on tire swing.
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You decide that you'll go to the TIRE SWING. It's a great spot for you to think, and you can remember falling asleep in this exact swing more than once in your time here. You start to think that maybe you don't really want to be here anymore, and that you aren't cut out for being a genius orphan. Maybe you were sent here on accident, and they only noticed you because animals love you so much. Maybe they got you mixed up with another orphan kid. Maybe...
Then you remember you have class soon. You kick your legs listlessly and feel your phone buzz in your pocket. A text message, but you don't know who would be messaging you right now.
You could climb the tree, or maybe you want to answer your phone...
> Answer messages.
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You decide to respond to your text messages, since climbing a tree takes a while and again, your class is soon. Thinking about getting another scolding for being late makes you feel annoyed.
— salamanderDaedalus started a conversation with virtuousHawkshaw —
SD: Hey V. Have you had chemistry yet?
SD: Wait, I’m not in your class. Sciences are hard.
VH: I’m getting ready to go to class now!
VH: which means I’m on the other side of the orphanage on a tire swing.
VH: do you need something? I can still try to help. science is my jam B|
SD: Haha that sounds like fun.
SD: Mostly the whole protons and neutrons thing when another chemical comes into combination? Like, a certain number leaves or cancels out or something.
SD: For example, H -> H2O. Where the two comes from and why the O doesn’t have a number? Aagh.
VH: oh, that stuff? have you looked at the periodic table of elements? it’s elementary, my dear salamander!
VH: oxygen (O) can bond with hydrogen (H) twice, because it has two free spaces! if you look at the table, you’ll see that O is two away from the end
VH: that means something with one or two electrons can bond to it- H has one
VH: so that means theres 2 hydrogen for 1 oxygen! H2O
SD: It sounds easier when you say it. Can you teach my chemistry class please?
VH: hehe, thats because I know what I’m talking about. your chem teacher is a chump!
SD: Mr. E just got owned.
SD: So have you been hearing about that game? Suburbs?
SD: DS won’t stop pestering me about playing it with him.
SD: Hey V. Have you had chemistry yet?
SD: Wait, I’m not in your class. Sciences are hard.
VH: I’m getting ready to go to class now!
VH: which means I’m on the other side of the orphanage on a tire swing.
VH: do you need something? I can still try to help. science is my jam B|
SD: Haha that sounds like fun.
SD: Mostly the whole protons and neutrons thing when another chemical comes into combination? Like, a certain number leaves or cancels out or something.
SD: For example, H -> H2O. Where the two comes from and why the O doesn’t have a number? Aagh.
VH: oh, that stuff? have you looked at the periodic table of elements? it’s elementary, my dear salamander!
VH: oxygen (O) can bond with hydrogen (H) twice, because it has two free spaces! if you look at the table, you’ll see that O is two away from the end
VH: that means something with one or two electrons can bond to it- H has one
VH: so that means theres 2 hydrogen for 1 oxygen! H2O
SD: It sounds easier when you say it. Can you teach my chemistry class please?
VH: hehe, thats because I know what I’m talking about. your chem teacher is a chump!
SD: Mr. E just got owned.
SD: So have you been hearing about that game? Suburbs?
SD: DS won’t stop pestering me about playing it with him.
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VH: yeah, I was supposed to get it a few days ago… but roger caught me sleeping in the hallway again, so he took it away
VH: I think its still in his office :‘c
VH: also!! its sburb?? and ds can go shut it, he’s so dramatic. why am I even playing in the same group as him? sigh
SD: He either has or is getting a copy. It comes with two discs?
SD: What’s this whole thing about anyway?
VH: ermm… I didnt check if there was two disks, but maybe thats right.
VH: its an rpg!! I think?? I think you build stuff and get to fight stuff. theres a server player and a client… maybe it does need two discs? that would be a big game!!
SD: An RPG? Like with like warriors and mages and stuff? That sounds cool.
SD: Can’t say how good I’ll be though, I’m pretty crummy at video games.
VH: yeah, like that!! I’ve never really played one unless harvest moon counts, hehe
VH: I’m sure you’ll do fine!! its just a game, don’t sweat it!!
SD: I guess I’ll try it.
SD: Well, you have a class to get to so I’ll leave you to that. See you later. :-)
VH: just what I was thinking. bye!! talk to you later!
— virtuousHawkshaw ceased conversing with salamanderDaedalus —
VH: I think its still in his office :‘c
VH: also!! its sburb?? and ds can go shut it, he’s so dramatic. why am I even playing in the same group as him? sigh
SD: He either has or is getting a copy. It comes with two discs?
SD: What’s this whole thing about anyway?
VH: ermm… I didnt check if there was two disks, but maybe thats right.
VH: its an rpg!! I think?? I think you build stuff and get to fight stuff. theres a server player and a client… maybe it does need two discs? that would be a big game!!
SD: An RPG? Like with like warriors and mages and stuff? That sounds cool.
SD: Can’t say how good I’ll be though, I’m pretty crummy at video games.
VH: yeah, like that!! I’ve never really played one unless harvest moon counts, hehe
VH: I’m sure you’ll do fine!! its just a game, don’t sweat it!!
SD: I guess I’ll try it.
SD: Well, you have a class to get to so I’ll leave you to that. See you later. :-)
VH: just what I was thinking. bye!! talk to you later!
— virtuousHawkshaw ceased conversing with salamanderDaedalus —
> Go wrestle a bear. You can do it. I have faith in you.
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The thought of fighting the TEDDY BEAR you've had for years pops into your head- wait, are there any real bears around Winchester? Maybe at a zoo.
You think about wrestling your TEDDY BEAR while you stop by your room for your CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK, but it's a ratty old bear. You think that wrestling it might make a limb fall off, or make some stuffing comes out. Losing your childhood toy would break your heart, and just the thought is making you anxious!
You decide that you'll save wrestling a bear for the real ones, not your stuffed animal.
> Describe yourself.
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You would describe yourself as an INTROVERTED PACIFIST, with an intense love for ANIMALS. Your favorite subject is ANIMAL BIOLOGY, but you also enjoy CHEMISTRY. You have a variety of INTERESTS, which include LEN KAGAMINE, READING, and your SECRET CRUSH. But that’s not really describing yourself, that’s describing what you like...
You consider yourself a very quiet person, but you’re willing to open up to your good friends. These friends of yours- your CHUMS- are very few. In fact, you have two. Two entire friends. You’re very COMPASSIONATE and love to HELP OTHERS. Your favorite color is GREEN, like your EYES. You’re a bit CHUBBY, but that doesn’t stop you from TREE CLIMBING.
What else are you forgetting...? Oh, that’s right. When under sudden stress, your NARCOLEPSY triggers, and you FALL ASLEEP IN WEIRD PLACES. You’ve gotten in trouble for this more than once in the past month. You wouldn’t care, but last week you fell asleep on your ART PROJECT and got WET PAINT on your FAVORITE HOODIE. The one you’re wearing now, with the shirt over it.
And that’s all you have to say about yourself.
> Go to class before you're late!
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It’s not that you don’t want to go to class, it’s just… You need to stop by your room and get your CHEM TEXTBOOK, which means you have to pass by ROGER’S OFFICE or you really will be late. You hate being late, but you hate getting spotted by Roger even more. That old coot has a rant waiting for you, you’ve heard. Not taking other subjects seriously. Talking about dropping out of the successor race. The good stuff.
If it’s between deciding if you want to go to ADVANCED CHEMISTRY and possibly CONFRONT ROGER, or just SKIPPING CLASS COMPLETELY, you don’t know what to do, and don’t have much time to decide.
You…
> Fuck it, go climb a tree.
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You know what, you think that's a great idea. You're ahead of most of your class in ADVANCED CHEMISTRY, so you think you deserve a nice break outdoors. Climbing trees. Avoiding Roger. The good stuff. What harm could it possibly do? And while you climb, you might as well try to devise a plan to get your copy of Sburb back from that annoying old man, too. And you know what helps you think? Fresh air.
Checkmate. Skip class and climb a tree.
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As you start climbing, you feel your phone buzz in your pocket again. Man, your CHUMS sure feel like pestering you next to this tree.
> Your chums can wait. Get as high as you can.
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You spend a couple minutes climbing as high as you can before getting too tired to keep going. Maybe if you didn’t skip breakfast, you could have gone higher, but alas… You don’t always make good decisions.
> Answer chum at top of tree.
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You guess you can answer your phone now, at the top of this tree that you’re not really at the top of. Now that you’re up here, you don’t really feel like talking, but it’s whatever. How hard can a single conversation be?
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Oh god. It's him.
– dastardlySurreptitious started a conversation with virtuousHawkshaw –
DS: are you fucking serious
DS: did roger seriously take your copy of the game
DS: how much more useless can you fucking be???
DS: even a beached whale has more skills than you do and it can’t do shit on sand
DS: are you listening to me??? are you gonna do anything about it???
VH: Oh my god shut up
VH: It was an accident!!!
DS: A BAD ACCIDENT
DS: how the fuck are we supposed to play without you??? I had the order all planned out! there’s a plan, virgo!!!
DS: you know, something that smart people use! plans!
VH: Stop talking stop talking stop talking
VH: I’ll get it back! just leave me alone!
DS: do you know how DISAPPOINTING you are?? i thought you were a dumbass already but you cant even hold on to a game
DS: okay look. new plan.
VH: Stop right there!!!
VH: I can handle this just leave me alone you’ll make things worse
DS: *I’ll* make things worse??? HAHA
DS: you already ruined my first plan, how would *I* make it worse?!
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VH: Just give me a chance… and don’t do anything
VH: it’s my game, I can get it back! it’s just Roger anyway
DS: okay. I’m giving you ONE HOUR to get it back before I do it MY WAY
DS: because YOU’RE TOO SLOW and I’M TIRED OF WAITING TO PLAY THIS DAMN GAME
DS: one hour, virgo.
VH: do you really expect me to be able to do this in one hour??? it’s still in his office!! be patient, you can still start with the others!!
DS: ONE HOUR
DS: you have one hour before I do things my way and that’s it. starting now
DS: better get your ass in gear!! I swear to god if you’re in another tree I will shout
VH: what makes you think I’m in a tree?? I have class you idiot!!
VH: but I guess I’ll skip it
DS: that’s so irresponsible oh my god, are you even trying
VH: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE GAME OR NOT
DS: fine! fine, go get your game. it’s not like education is important.
VH: fuck off
– virtuousHawkshaw has ceased conversing with dastardlySurreptitious –
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Talking to him always puts you in a bad mood. You don’t understand why he’s always so rude to you when you know he’s nice to your chums. Sometimes you think he’s just an asshole… You wish he wasn’t right about you sitting in a tree right now.
> Check if Roger is online, if so, pester him.
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You check to see if Roger is online, but you really don’t want to talk to him. That would alert him to you not being in class, and would add on to your ever growing list of reasons for him to rant at you. You really, really don’t want to have another Roger rant.
> Prove DS wrong. Get the game, win the points.
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Well, it would be nice to prove that horrid scumbag wrong for a change. You’re wasting time just sitting here, and you have no idea what you even want to do- even should do- to get that stupid game back. If your two whole friends weren’t waiting to play with you, you would just forget about it and do something else with your time. Like go to class.
You suppose it’s worth proving DS wrong and getting all the points.
> Form a preposterously complicated plan to get the game. Do Rube Goldberg proud.
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You suddenly see the light. The perfect convoluted ridiculously long and overly complicated plan has exposed itself to you. Roger is online, and so is everyone else on your list of ‘chums’. You know exactly what you have to do.
You need… to start right away. You have a lot of work to do, and only a little under an hour to make it happen and execute it perfectly.
Rube Goldberg would be giving you a firm thumbs up, provided he knew just what you were thinking.
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You look through a full list of your chums, and although only two of them are those you’d actually consider friends, you know most of them would pull through if it meant getting that damn game back from Roger. They are all itching to play this beta game, some of them for the action, others to be able to judge such a unique game and give input. You know for a fact you do not want to consult dastardlySurreptitious or RogerRuvie, but everyone else is fair game.
> Select.
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Select a chum, or up to three, to request help from.
> Consult seditiousAdulation.
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-- virtuousHawkshaw has started a conversation with seditiousAdulation --
VH: hey uh, I know we've barely talked but I need to ask you for a favor
VH: relating to that game DS has been going on about
SA: Yeah?
VH: roger took my copy of the game because of reasons, and I need to get it back
VH: so basically I need a diversion, and you seem like you'd be good at that. diverting attention
SA: Kinda stupid of you to get your copy taken, huh?
SA: Let me guess: in return, I get...
SA: Your eternal gratitude?
VH: if you dont help, I have other ways
VH: I just thought youd rather deal with my benign tasks rather than DS's bs 'plans' that always go in weird directions
VH: is there anything you'd really want in return, or is that just a fancy way of you saying 'fuck off'?
SA: As interesting and vague as 'other ways' sounds, I'll help.
SA: You'll repay me later.
VH: okay, that's fine, just tell me when
VH: so here's what I was thinking. roger is in his office right now, but a fight might draw him out
VH: and I was planning on having JC alert roger to the fight so I could sneak in
VH: are you good at fake fighting people or would you rather come up with something less stupid
SA: A little neanderthalic but luckily for you, Roger's not too much smarter.
SA: Who am I fighting?
VH: TS
VH: she gets in trouble a lot, so I thought it might be more realistic than like... I dunno, SD
SA: Really? I'm positive he's hiding a kind of mass murderer somewhere under all that trauma.
SA: I'll go talk to TS about it.
VH: alright, thank you
VH: if she gives you any trouble I can handle it!!
-- seditiousAdulation has ceased conversing with virtuousHawkshaw --
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VH: hey uh, I know we've barely talked but I need to ask you for a favor
VH: relating to that game DS has been going on about
SA: Yeah?
VH: roger took my copy of the game because of reasons, and I need to get it back
VH: so basically I need a diversion, and you seem like you'd be good at that. diverting attention
SA: Kinda stupid of you to get your copy taken, huh?
SA: Let me guess: in return, I get...
SA: Your eternal gratitude?
VH: if you dont help, I have other ways
VH: I just thought youd rather deal with my benign tasks rather than DS's bs 'plans' that always go in weird directions
VH: is there anything you'd really want in return, or is that just a fancy way of you saying 'fuck off'?
SA: As interesting and vague as 'other ways' sounds, I'll help.
SA: You'll repay me later.
VH: okay, that's fine, just tell me when
VH: so here's what I was thinking. roger is in his office right now, but a fight might draw him out
VH: and I was planning on having JC alert roger to the fight so I could sneak in
VH: are you good at fake fighting people or would you rather come up with something less stupid
SA: A little neanderthalic but luckily for you, Roger's not too much smarter.
SA: Who am I fighting?
VH: TS
VH: she gets in trouble a lot, so I thought it might be more realistic than like... I dunno, SD
SA: Really? I'm positive he's hiding a kind of mass murderer somewhere under all that trauma.
SA: I'll go talk to TS about it.
VH: alright, thank you
VH: if she gives you any trouble I can handle it!!
-- seditiousAdulation has ceased conversing with virtuousHawkshaw --
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That went great! Like, really great. Surprisingly great. You honestly thought that you would have to deal with rejection, instigate a fight by lying to TS, messaging JC about asking xem to tell Roger about the fight... Well, anyway, maybe you should be happy that it wasn't much of a problem. Now it's time for you to get into position, but first...
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Who the hell is this tool, and where did he come from?
> Name him.
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What ever could this guy's name be?
(( Psst, this is when you start suggesting
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