quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 6, 2016 3:49:14 GMT
I crush a beer can on Two-O Duo's head out of pure rage.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 3:56:47 GMT
I use the Alchimiter and combine the Origuni, the beer can, the traffic cone, and the bad luck charm to create DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! It fires fully functional mini cars that explode on contact with the enemy, also nauseating them. The bullets are controlled by a little steering wheel on the gun, but it simulates driving under the influence.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:03:38 GMT
Sharkalien: You flirt.... Okay? QuixoticTokki: You crush Bubs head, sending Gore everywhere in your inventory! Enemies: The Cheat Commandos shoot QuixoticTokki for 1 damage! Coach z dies of sadness beacause Bubs is dead! Rainbow Dash is too busy flirting with Sharkalien to attack! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Traffic Cone, Origuni) Sharkalien (Items: Gut Gun) (Infected, turning into a pony in 1 turn) (Flirting with Rainbow Dash for 10 turns) Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Distracted for 3 turns) QuixoticTokki (Raging for 4 turns) (Items: Gore) PlatinumUmbreon (Busted flat for 1 turn) (Items:Golf Bag) Items: Sieve, Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Wrapper, Bad Luck Charm, Towel
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:12:45 GMT
Captain Kirk, I didn't forget about you. You get Don't Drink And Drive! Enemies: The cheat commandos gun down Sharkalien for 5 damage! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) Sharkalien (Items:Gut Gun) IMPORTANT STORY PLOT DEVICE! Sharkalien is now a powerful pony that works for the enemy Side! He's still flirting so now would be a good time to get him! Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Distracted for 2 turns) QuixoticTokki (Raging for 3 turns) (Items: Gore PlatinumUmbreon (Not flat anymore) (Items: Golf Bag) Items:Sieve, Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Packet, Aerosol Cheese, Phone Charger
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 4:16:38 GMT
I fire Don't Drink And Drive at Sharkalien
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 6, 2016 4:19:07 GMT
I coolly deflect all attacks while I mack on this bodacious chromatic mare
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 6, 2016 4:24:26 GMT
I spray Aerosol Cheese into Sharkalien's eyes because I hate all magic ponies, and am still full of rage.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:24:50 GMT
You deal 5 damage to Pony Sharkalien! He is now in attack mode! Enemies: The cheat commandos stampede on Theoddisee for 5 damage! Pony Sharkalien kicks QuixoticTokki in the junk for 1 damage! Rainbow dash zaps Heyitskane with lasers, dealing 5 damage! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Distracted for 1 turn QuixoticTokki (Raging for 2 turns) (Items: Gore) PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag) Items: Sieve, Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Wrapper, Aerosol Cheese, Phone Charger
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 6, 2016 4:30:55 GMT
I start entering console commands for Item Fight
>tgm >tcl >player.resethealth
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:34:56 GMT
Ninjad😡 Sharkalien cannot do what he is doing because the last post said so! QuixoticTokki blinds Pony Sharkalien for 5 turns! Enemies: The cheat commandos gun down QuixoticTokki for 5 damage! Pony Sharkalien idles! Rainbow Dash stomps the ground so hard a Dirt Golem appears! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Back on track) QuixoticTokki (Items: Gore) (Raging for 1 turn) PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag) Items: Sieve, Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Wrapper, Phone Charger, Piece Of Wood
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:36:09 GMT
Commands are not allowed In this game, just so you know.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 4:40:24 GMT
I start macking on Sharkalien because we all know that in fiction, EVERYONE IS SUPER GAY.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 6, 2016 4:40:51 GMT
How much health do we have?
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 6, 2016 4:42:41 GMT
I take the Piece of Wood and name him Plank. He is my ally.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:44:22 GMT
Theoddisee: NO! Stuff like that is not allowed in this game. Sharkalien: Your the only one that has health because your an enemy. The rest of the players only feel mild stings.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 4:52:16 GMT
QuixoticTokki: You get the Plank Golem! Enemies: The Cheat Commandos summon Homsar! Pony Sharkalien teams up with Rainbow dash to create Nightmare Moon! The Dirt Golem buries QuixoticTokki alive for 6 turns! Allies: The plank golem chucks a plank at the cheat commandos, killing them! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) Heyitskane(Items:Empty bucket, Sharp Stache) QuixoticTokki (Items: Gore) (Calmed down) (Buried alive for 6 turns) PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag) Items: Sieve,Alchemiter, Empty Oreo Wrapper, Phone Charger, Bonsai Plant
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 6, 2016 4:55:33 GMT
Fling the sieve at the Dirt Golem at as high of a speed as possible!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 4:55:55 GMT
I fan the hammer on don't drink and drive, and fire six cars at Sharkalien!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 6, 2016 4:59:31 GMT
I use my special attack and beget the "cool and new web comic" curse, making everything and everyone around me incredibably shittty
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 5:05:40 GMT
PlatinumUmbreon: You fire the sieve at the dirt golem, straining out some of its dirt! Theoddisee:You bust Pony Sharkalien flat! Enemies: The Cheat Commandos summon Pom Pom! Homsar confuses Heyitskane! Pony Sharkalien is too flat to attack! Rainbow dash summons Rarity! Nightmare moon is #2spoopy4theoddisee! The dirt golem summons a Dirt Man! Allies: The plank golem summons a plank man! Players: Theoddisee (Items: Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) (Spooped for 5 turns) Heyitskane (Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Confused for 5 turns) QuixoticTokki (Items: Gore, Aerosol Cheese) (Buried alive for 5 turns)
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 5:06:53 GMT
Prinny Shrekalien: yo have activated the curses
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 6, 2016 5:20:32 GMT
I use the monocolor xylophone and play "Spooky Scary Skeletons" spooping all enemies!
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quixoticTokki
Void
baby gangsta
Posts: 702
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 6, 2016 5:30:58 GMT
I continue chilling in the dirt where I am unaffected by Sharkalien's curse.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 6, 2016 13:11:32 GMT
Theodisee: yo soppe oute teh denenmied QuixoticTokki: You are not affected by the curse! Enemies: himsrar confises uraniumsylveon teh oth enemiy to spooiup to do any daem age Players: Theoddisee (Items:Monocolor Xylophone, Monkey Forearm, Don't Drink And Drive) (Spooped for 5 turns) Heyitskane(Items: Empty Bucket, Sharp Stache) (Confused for 4 turns) QuixoticTokki (Items: Gore, Aerosol Cheese) (Buried alive for 4 turns) PlatinumUmbreon (Items: Golf Bag)
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 6, 2016 13:12:46 GMT
I try to attack an enemy but end up hurting myself instead
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