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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 17:56:26 GMT
You put on the butler outfit and summon Butler John! Enemies: All enemies idle! Allies: Keemstar pulls out a Gnome Cannon and shoots the Evil Latios for 5 damage! (39/44) Players: Heyitskane (39/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) Theoddisee (39/44) (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwells Notebook QuixoticTokki (44/44) (Items: Butler Outfit (Equipped)) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Zazzerpan the Learned Statue
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 17, 2016 17:58:26 GMT
I remove the hand from the zazzerpan the learned statue and attack evil latios.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 19:48:01 GMT
Hey Zazzerpan, give me a hand! You sentence the evil Latios to Beatdown by Clown, killing it! Enemies: Homer Simpson, not willing to go down without a fight, sets off a Donut Bomb, taking Keemstar with him! New Wave! Enemies: Sam And Max, Brain In A Jar, Cloud Spirit Allies: Butler John Players: Heyitskane (39/44) (Items: Zazzerpan's Hand, Monkey Throwing Knife) Theoddisee (39/44) (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwell's Notebook) QuixoticTokki(Items: Butler Outfit (Equipped)) (44/44) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Canned Japanese Game Show
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 17, 2016 20:19:34 GMT
I release the Canned Japanese Game Show into the world. Shenanigans ensue.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 18, 2016 1:23:17 GMT
I use Maxwell's notebook to Make the game show into "Extremely Small Hole in the Wall"
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Post by Con Air on Jul 21, 2016 23:17:42 GMT
You got Hole in the Wall! The Pac Man Hole is coming! Enemies: Sam and Max summon the great Sammun-Mak! Boss Battle! The Brain in a Jar sacrifices itself by falling on QuixoticTokkis head, giving her a concussion! The Cloud Spirit rains! Allies: Butler John makes Spaghetti! Players: Heyitskane (39/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife, Zazzerpan's Hand) Theoddisee (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwell's Notebook) (39/44) QuixoticTokki(44/44) (Items: Butler Outfit (Equipped) ) (Has a concussion for 5 turns) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Spaghetti
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 21, 2016 23:29:58 GMT
I take the spaghetti and use it to summon papyrus.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 22, 2016 16:34:31 GMT
You summon Papyrus from Undertale! #2spoopy4me Enemies: Sam and Max arrest Heyitskane in the name of the Freelance Police! Sammun-Mak summons a Pharoah! The Cloud Spirit continues raining! Allies: Butler John gets food from the kitchen! This will only take a turn! Players: Heyitskane (39/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife, Zazzerpan's Hand, Spaghetti) (Incarcerated for 5 turns) Theoddisee (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwell's Notebook) (39/44) QuixoticTokki(44/44) (Items: Butler Outfit (Equipped), Strange Alien Brain, Broken Glass) (Has a concussion for 4 turns) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Phineas and Ferb Topiary
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quixoticTokki
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baby gangsta
Posts: 702
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 22, 2016 17:16:33 GMT
I combine the Fake Fake Blood and the Alien Brain, to make a scoocy bloody brain. It is very scary looking.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 22, 2016 18:02:31 GMT
You get the Bloody Brain! That's disturbing. Enemies: Sam and Max watch over Heyitskanes prison visit. Sammun-Mak turns the battlefield into Egypt and summons The Sphinx! The Pharaoh summons a mummy! The Cloud Spirit rains in QuixoticTokkis vial of fake fake blood, diluting it! Allies: Butler John continues cooking! Players: Heyitskane (39/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife, Zazzerpan's Hand, Spaghetti) (Incarcerated for 4 turns) Theoddisee (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwell's Notebook) (39/44) QuixoticTokki (Items: Butler Outfit (Equipped), Bloody Alien Brain, Broken Glass, Diluted Bottle of Fake Fake Blood) (44/44) (Has a concussion for 3 turns) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Go Ogle Starch, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Phineas and Ferb Topiary, Arcade Game
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 22, 2016 18:05:28 GMT
I bribe Sam and max with the spaghetti
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Post by Con Air on Aug 2, 2016 21:09:51 GMT
Sam and Max say that bribery is a federal offense and whack you through the window like a baseball, killing all the enemies! Unfortunately the guards knock me out of the chair of hosting. It was fun while it lasted. The new host shall be... Theoddisee!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 3, 2016 10:03:05 GMT
Hooray! I'll post later today as I woke up super early
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Post by Con Air on Aug 3, 2016 15:07:40 GMT
Go ahead, take all the time you want.
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Post by mspaintpotatoe on Aug 10, 2016 3:24:24 GMT
>(CLIFFHANGER)
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Post by Con Air on Aug 10, 2016 15:29:33 GMT
Um, Theoddisee? Please respond!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 11, 2016 19:03:01 GMT
Apologies I've been extremely busy I'll start soon. Sorry ;_;
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 11, 2016 19:20:41 GMT
And by soon, I mean now
Enemies: A Beautiful Pony 75/75 HP Harambe 150/150 HP A Bundle of Sharks tied together 200/200 HP Bullet Kin 30/30 HP
Items (Plus descriptions) Warhammer of HayouthoughtIwasgonnasayZillyhoo A true prankster's weapon. The hammer's ends are actually just computer monitors playing Filthy Frank's "Ha you just got PRANKED" scene over and over. Might slightly annoy user
Witch Pistols Simple, colorful revolvers at a glance, but are actually enchanted, and occasionally turn enemies into 1/1 HP chickens
Cardboard box Perfect for playing pretend and building pitiful one box forts.
Bee Movie poster That movie is unBEElievable. The poster is sure to STING.
Sandpaper Heart Because nothing says "I love you" more than a heart that can potentially be used for grinding off faces
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Post by Con Air on Aug 11, 2016 20:32:39 GMT
I sneak up to the enemies in the box Solid Snake style, then grind the Sharks into paste with the sandpaper heart.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 12, 2016 1:56:51 GMT
Players: Con Air Con Air channels his inner Solid Snake, and sneaks up on the sharks! Unfortunately, sandpaper is not a good weapon against multiple enemies, and only damages one shark! Con Air inadvertently cuts the rope binding the sharks, freeing them! A shark joins you as a sign of gratitude! Enemies: A Beautiful Pony 75/75 HP The Pony begins to buck about aimlessly. It manages to whack Con Air in the face!(-10 HP)
Harambe 150/150 HP Harambe being such an amazing meme, begins to do a meme dance! It triggers The Pony's passive ability, Transforming it into A Bunch Of Horse Jpegs! It triggers the Bullet Kin's passive ability, convincing it that it is Overwatch's McCree! It grows a hefty beard, and gains an upgraded revolver and a cowboy hat!
Three Sharks 140/150 HP The Sharks unleash an all out siege on Con Air! Unfortunately, they are not good at being on land, and only flail a little bit. One hits Con Air with its fin! (-2 HP)
Bullet McKinley McKinley shouts, "Justice ain't gonna dispense itself!" He begins fanning the hammer on his ol' six shooter! Thankfully he's still a bad shot, and whiffs each one!
Items: Warhammer of HayouthoughtIwasgonnasayZillyhoo A true prankster's weapon. The hammer's ends are actually just computer monitors playing Filthy Frank's "Ha you just got PRANKED" scene over and over. Might slightly annoy user
Witch Pistols Simple, colorful revolvers at a glance, but are actually enchanted, and occasionally turn enemies into 1/1 HP chickens
Bee Movie poster That movie is unBEElievable. The poster is sure to STING.
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Post by conair on Aug 12, 2016 3:09:51 GMT
I convince the Harambe that it is dead, and therefore cannot fight. I then engage in a duel with Bullet McKinley with the Witch Pistols.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 12, 2016 14:43:14 GMT
Enemies: A Bunch of Horse Jpegs 100/100 HP These stallions are truly beautiful. One Jpeg horse jumps in front of Bullet McKinley, and signals to him to hop on! Bullet McKinley now has a mount! The other horses begin striking majestic poses, attempting to woo Con Air!
Harambe 150/150 HP Harambe pounds his chest, raising his damage! He leaps far into the sky, and plans to power slam Con Air!
Three Sharks 140/150 HP The Sharks stack up, and fall on Con Air! (-15 HP)
Bullet McKinley Saunders about on his horse, as he watches Con Air grab the Witch Pistols
Players: Con Air 173/200 HP Con Air attempts to tell Harambe he's dead, But he's far to high in the sky! Con Air grabs the Witch Pistols and prepares to fire at Bullet McKinley! Before Con Air can fire, McKinley says, "Woah easy there!" Just before nailing Con Air in the face with a stun grenade! (-10 HP) He pulls down his hat and says,"Like shootin' fish in a barrel!"
Items: Warhammer of HayouthoughtIwasgonnasayZillyhoo A true prankster's weapon. The hammer's ends are actually just computer monitors playing Filthy Frank's "Ha you just got PRANKED" scene over and over. Might slightly annoy user
Bee Movie Poster That movie is unBEElievable. The poster is sure to STING.
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Post by conair on Aug 12, 2016 16:22:47 GMT
I take the Warhammer of HayouthoughtIwasgonnasayZillyhoo and smash the sharks (not the one on my side) into fish paste. I then take the Bee movie poster, mount the shark (on my side), use the poster as a shield, then engage in STRIFE with Bullet McKinley with the witch pistols.
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Post by Con Air on Aug 23, 2016 2:17:50 GMT
Update plox
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Aug 23, 2016 3:08:55 GMT
I was hoping for more people to join. I guess I'll have to bump it until we have more.
Players: Con Air 163/200 HP Con Air successfully crushes all of the sharks! (Gained healing item- Fish Paste!) Mounting the friendly Shark, he charges down Bullet McKinley! Firing twice, he manages to hit the Horse Jpeg! It turns into a chicken, and is subsequently crushed under the weight of McKinley! McKinley attempts to recover, but a bullet nails him in the head! (Critical hit!) (-150 HP)
Enemies: Harambe 130/150 HP Harambe attempts to land on Con Air, but misses entirely! He kills all the horses, and takes 20 damage!
Bullet McKinley 50/200 HP Wounded, and sad about the death of his new partner, McKinley sets down his revolver and sits down, before quietly sobbing. "I just wanted to be a cool hero, like the bullet with a sword" he says.
Allies: Mounted Shark 50/50 HP Not caring about McKinley's sob story, he mauls the Bullet Kin without batting an eye!
Items:
Pocket Protector of The Damned: Could it be? This was one of two pocket protectors, worn by a really cool hero whom had control over NERD powers, and a gun that shoots tiny, nauseating cars. Legend says combined with the second Pocket Protector, one could channel the energy of this radical dude.
Biotic Destabilizer: Looks like a simple glass canister with metal end caps: like a lantern, but be warned. Throwing this could tear up someone's cells. Hopefully not yours.
Swedish Fish Oreos: Some say they taste like Swedish Fish. Others say they taste like medicine. Maybe the medicine part is right, but not in taste...
Crunch Bar Wrapper: It seems someone left the package of their delicious crunchy treat. How shameful!
Air Bag: Doesn't belong in cars. It's literally a Zip-Lock bag filled with air.
Fancy Monocle: A dashing monocle sure to complete a gentleman's outfit, and make them quite exquisite and dapper.
Sock'em Boppers: Do your kids want to assault each other? Give them these, and concussion rates are sure to skyrocket!
Ally Mating Call Guidebook: When in need of familiars, just call one that suits your needs! CAUTION: Familiar may be in heat.
Methane Launcher: Everyone deserves the freedom to fart, so don't restrict it from your weaponry!
Illicit Fanfiction: Ugh, it seems that someone wrote an erotic fanfic and left it laying around for anyone to read. Disgusting.
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