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Post by heyitskane on Jul 15, 2016 0:32:11 GMT
A masterpiece. A masterpiece made entirely of nerds and whoppi goldberg.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 15, 2016 1:00:03 GMT
I may as well just stick with what I do best - repeatedly smashing it with my Warhammer!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 15, 2016 1:26:37 GMT
I sic Old Man of Nantucket on the True Lima Boss.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 16, 2016 6:10:17 GMT
I continue my assault on the True Lima Boss with the Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum. "A toast, to the end of youuuuuuuuuu", Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum shouts! You still haven't quite figured out how to turn that off. A giant saw blade whirs out from his arm and replaces his hand! The mech lunges forward, slicing this way and that way! 100 DMG! (190/1000)hP left A giant Jeff Goldblum's presence seems to be affecting the animals fallen from the sky, particularly the cats & dogs. They're... talking? Something about an ancient organization of dogs saving humans from their cat overlords. Ohh snap, looks like the cats are extra enemies now! And dogs are your allies! Or whatever! I keep using the Goldberg machine. The world Goldberg population is roughly half the population of the rest of the human race. Again, you can't reach it. It has a life of its own now. Goddamn wife and two kids, house in the suburbs, holding down a steady job type of deal. All of the Goldbergs come over for the holidays. It's great. Also that second thing you said happens as well. (7/22)hP left I take the Pocket Protector of the Damned, and become, ULTRA NERD! THE LORD OF KNOWLEDGE AND FANDOMS! Using these powers, I summon an army of Star Wars Fans, and give them all real lightsabers to attack! You get a cease-and-desist from George Lucas! Hey man, haven't you ever heard of fair use? George don't give a fuck! He swings the Hammer of Copyrighteousness down hard on you! -10 hp! (9/22)hP left I may as well just stick with what I do best - repeatedly smashing it with my Warhammer! You're nothing but a blur, smashing wildly against the wretched bean's carapace! It begins to crack! Chips of its covering fly off past you! You exhaust yourself! 189 DMG!!!! (1/1000)hP left Both panting, the Lima Boss is the first to speak. "For millennia, I have been only a simple bean. In that time, I have amassed such great power and wisdom of the Universe. And in all that time, so-called heroes that sought such things found only loss and defeat. None were worthy to be bestowed the knowledge I possess. So when your odd friend stepped on me, I expected nothing different.
But the guile and tenacity you all displayed today has shown me otherwise. And with that, I deem all of humanity worthy of the infinite power gods bask in. World peace, death trumped, life unchained of its mortal coil. Let me just prepare the transfe-"I sic Old Man of Nantucket on the True Lima Boss. Old Man of Nantucket kicks the TRUE Lima Boss. 1 DMG. (0/1000)hP left. Health diminished. The True Lima Boss is defeated. Con Air just looks around with this stupid complacent grin on his face. Nice going, dude, you just gypped the entire world of eternal ascension! Everyone beats you up. -6 hP! (1/22)hP left Everyone levels up! To LEVEL 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You all gain double your health points! That's a whopping 44/44 hP! You all gain an additonal 20 ATK! 20 DEF! 20 FRIENDSHIP POINTS!! Enemies: The cats, but the dogs got it covered Items: None available Round over! I now step down as game master and hand the position back to Con Air. It was fun while it lasted!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 16, 2016 6:44:25 GMT
Hopy shit that was good. If Con Air doesn't want to be Game Master I'll take it. Just sayin'.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 16, 2016 6:54:32 GMT
I was originally going to pass the title to you, but it made more sense for Con Air to gain control of this thread again
Anyway, if you thought that was good, just wait until I post "Attics and Lizards: Chapter 1: Act 1: Scene 1"
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 14:26:11 GMT
YEY I KILLED TEH BOSHY Everyone died. The end.-Patrick Star Round 3 Enemies: Gamzee, King Graham, and Maxwell from Scribble Nauts Items: Alarm Clock, Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fine Dine Wine, Monkey Throwing Knife
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 16, 2016 14:51:01 GMT
I grab the knife and begin stabbing maxwell in the kidney.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 15:01:12 GMT
You stab stab stab Maxwell for 5 damage! (17/22) Enemies: Gamzee screams colorful cusses at heyitskane, blowing his ears out and deafening him for 5 turns! King Graham lures a Gnome! Maxwell spawns a Wacky Waving Arm Inflatable Tube Man! Players: Heyitskane (22/22) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) (Deaf for 5 turns) Items: Alarm Clock, Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fine Dine Wine, Fake Fake Blood
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 16, 2016 17:33:52 GMT
I actually think I should sit out this round, give myself some more time to play TF2 and Skyrim, and do some Pokemon sprites as well.
I'll definitely be back in next round, though.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 16, 2016 19:26:32 GMT
Con Air, everyone has 44/44 health now, since they're LEVEL 2!!
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 16, 2016 19:36:13 GMT
How are we supposed to be in this round? Gamzee is nearly invincible from Chuckle Voodoos.
I use the wine to lure the gnome, and In name him "Killer Keemstar"
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 20:43:18 GMT
You pour some wine for the gnome. He is now on your side! Enemies: Gamzee fails his invincibility. He rage punches King Graham for 1 damage. (43/44) The other enemies are too distracted by the tube man! Allies: Keemstar blasts some gnomes onto his side! Players: Heyitskane (44/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) (Deaf for 4 turns) Theoddisee (Items: None) Items: Alarm Clock, Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 16, 2016 21:49:05 GMT
I take the alarm clock and set it to play "Hey now, you're a keemstar" non-stop to buff Keem!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 16, 2016 21:57:49 GMT
I attack gamzee like an idiot.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 16, 2016 22:18:41 GMT
Theoddisee buffs Keemstar while Mr Noobbound just fumbles around and kills Gamzee by accident. Enemies: All enemies idle! Allies: Keemstar takes down the Tube Man!. Players: Heyitskane (44/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) (Deaf for 3 turns) Theoddisee(44/44) (Items: Alarm Clock) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Hockey Puck
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 16, 2016 22:30:16 GMT
I swipe Maxwell's notebook and add the adjective "Dead" to him!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 0:13:45 GMT
he ded Enemies: King Graham knows he's outnumbered, so he makes like a dog and heads out. New Wave! Enemies: Evil Latios, SpiderPig, Homer Simpson Allies: Keemstar Players: Heyitskane (44/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) (Deaf for 2 turns) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Go Ogle Starch, Hockey Puck,
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 17, 2016 0:35:08 GMT
I use Maxwell's notebook and add the adjectives "Extremely Lucky" and "Sexy" to myself and woo Homer Simpson!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 1:07:26 GMT
Maxwells notebook doesnt accept these adjectives, you scoundrel! Homer Simpson refused your offer and beat the tar out of you. (39/44) Enemies: The Evil Latios rams heyitskane until he says uncle! (39/44) Spider Pig webs up Keemstar for 5 turns! Homer Simpson eats a Donut to restore health, but he doesn't because he's at full health! Allies: Keemstar idles! Players: Heyitskane (39/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) Theoddisee(39/44) (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwells Notebook) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Hockey Puck
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 17, 2016 1:09:19 GMT
I use the notebook to Make a powerful hockey stick, and I hit the puck at mach speed!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 17, 2016 1:30:42 GMT
I flail about randomly with the knife.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 1:37:18 GMT
You hit a puck in no particular direction. The enemies are distracted. Enemies: All enemies idle! Allies: Keemstar idles! Players: Heyitskane(39/44) (Items: Monkey Throwing Knife) Theoddisee (39/44) (Items: Alarm Clock, Maxwells Notebook) Items: Malfunctioning Hotel Sign, Fake Fake Blood, Go Ogle Starch, Butler Outfit
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Post by Con Air on Jul 17, 2016 1:38:21 GMT
Btw, Heyitskane turned the SpiderPig into SlicedMeat.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 17, 2016 17:11:12 GMT
I put on the Butler Outfit. I look very dashing.
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