carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 4, 2017 9:27:44 GMT
BD: Alright sir. BD: translatedversion.txt MD: BUTLER!!! YOU DIDN'T TRANSLATE IT, YOU JUST GAVE ME THE EXACT SAME COPY. MD: NOOO MY BOOOTIFUL COMPUTER!!! MD: THE IMPS ARE DRAWING ALL OVER IT!! MD: NOOO IT TOOK ME SOOO LONG TO CLEAN THAT!!! HEY!!! BD: sir, why are you typing what you are saying, sir. it's rather peculiar for you to do that. MD: IT'S VOICE TO TEXT, BUTLER! MD: Butler, why didn't you translate it?!
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Post by cealvan on Jun 5, 2017 0:17:40 GMT
my apologies sir, but it appears that the last page of posts were all a dream, and I can't translate in dreams.
Bulter, would you fetch my morning coffee?
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 5, 2017 5:51:44 GMT
Certainly Sir, *splashes the master with coffee*
Butler!? What is the meaning of this treachery?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
1 4ɯ Ju5+ Y0ur N3160rh*0d 1d10+ Wh0 L0v35 H0ɯ35+uck!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 5, 2017 8:17:30 GMT
I am sooo sorry sir. But I had to find a way to keep you awake or else we would have been sent back to that dreaded dream world.
Butler, me drinking coffee alone would have been enough.
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 5, 2017 15:50:35 GMT
Yes, but you see, I used a tactical splash. I made sure to throw it just right so that the boiling-hot coffee burns into your skull and burns away just the part of your brain that makes you dream.
Butler, that's not how the brain works, and that coffee was lukewarm at best. Besides, you were telling me your dream, preventing me from dreaming would solve nothing! What are you even doing?!
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 5, 2017 16:34:55 GMT
I'm just trying to find a way out of this inane conversation. Goodbye!
Butler, that butler was terrible, let's hire a new butler.
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Post by cealvan on Jun 8, 2017 1:36:25 GMT
yes sir right away sir
Butler, what should his name be?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 8, 2017 2:31:21 GMT
Gandalf the Wiz of Time, as that is my name right now. Do not make fun of me as the reason for that is because my parents are Harry Potter fans, sir.
Butler, what should his gender be?
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 8, 2017 6:01:59 GMT
Good Sir! Why I ever! You do not get to choose that person's gender! It is their right to decide who they want to be! But, either way sir, they are a man, like you've specified.
Alright, alright Butler, now get me my favorite tea!
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 8, 2017 6:11:38 GMT
Alright sir. Goes to the kitchen to go and ask the maid for tea because the Master Asked for it Went back with the tea Here you go, sir.
Arigatō, batorā! Ima watashi wa saigo no mono o torinozokanakereba naranai riyū o shitte imasu. Kare no namae wa nanideshita ka? carcinodesFecit? Hai, watashitachi wa kare o torinozoku koto ga dekite totemo ureshīdesu! Kare wa son'nani o shiri no itamideshita.
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Post by cealvan on Jun 8, 2017 19:53:08 GMT
Dang it, is my translator not working again?
Butler, could i get a high five?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 9, 2017 0:43:49 GMT
Sorry, I am not allowed to give you any drugs, sir.
Butler, how is a high five a drug?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jul 1, 2017 7:52:03 GMT
It's in the name sir, I simply can't give you something with "High" in it's name.
Butler, this thread seems to be dead, care to resurrect it with your lifey powers?
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jul 1, 2017 9:15:19 GMT
Certainly sir. But you will need several more grist for that.
Butler, not all this SBURB business again! Fetch me a vending machine instead.
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jul 1, 2017 9:34:39 GMT
But sir, we will have to go into a new thread for that!
I put in a head that's always screaming.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jul 1, 2017 12:29:24 GMT
Sir, for what purpose is that screaming head? Please put it down, you're scaring your child.
Butler, send me some shaved ice straight from the caps of Mt. Kilimanjaro.
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jul 1, 2017 12:35:41 GMT
Alright sir. Goes to a nearby icecream shop named "Mt. Kilimanjaro Icecream Shop" Whos slogan is "The taller the mountain, the colder it is." May I purchase some Ice Straights please? Comes back with the Ice Straights Here you go sir.
Thank you, Butler. You know me so well.
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Post by cealvan on Jul 2, 2017 17:43:15 GMT
your welcome sir, tis what happens when one serves another for their entire life
Bulter, if you have been serving me all my life, and my parents for all their lives, how long have you been serving the family?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jul 3, 2017 8:42:35 GMT
I have been serving your entire family tree for 2017 years sir. It all started 2017 years ago. I woke up in a Black Lotus Flower not knowing of everything, like a baby. Started rambling about his story but I'm not gonna type that cause who would want to hear a story about a butler who lived for 2017 years?
Butler, butler stop talking... BUTLER!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 4, 2017 15:25:55 GMT
NEVER!
(also it takes away all the tension if all the requests are related. so please never do that)
Butler! Could you get me the jeans?
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jul 4, 2017 17:22:15 GMT
Certainly sir. I have a collection of Jeans for you. Do you wish for a Jean Gray? A Billy Jean? A Jean D'Arc? A Jean...
Butler, what is the current status of my Facebook account?
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jul 4, 2017 17:27:11 GMT
Unfortunately the crabs have taken it over. They are using it as a communication hub.
Butler, why is Jontron hiding in the attic?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jul 5, 2017 9:57:57 GMT
I have no idea...
Butler, give me an opinion about whatever, ASAP.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jul 5, 2017 12:08:18 GMT
Sir, I think you are an immature man with very little to do but to rely on an old man to do everything for you.
Butler, why are you so mean to me?
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Posts: 114
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jul 5, 2017 12:58:04 GMT
I am simply giving you my opinion, like you asked sir.
BUTLER! Didn't the Mighty Holy God, Con Air, told you that we mustn't create chains of the same events? Oh wait, sorry butler but I constructed that sentence wrong. EHEM! BUTLER! Didn't the Mighty Holy God, Con Air, told you not to make a chain of events related to the last event to put some diversity to this thread? We all know we don't disobey the one and only Mighty Holy God, Con Air!
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