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Post by TrickleJest on Mar 7, 2017 16:32:37 GMT
I don't know how this happened IC, but this dop wasn't made by me, TrickleJest, rather by consumptiveAbsolutist / Annis the Dreamwalker / Narrator (both at the same time for kekz and lulz and suffering!), and he's taking over this dop. I think Trickle's rampage broke something metaphysically. Don't question this dop. I'm going to be taking a break for at least three and about five turns after this dop to prevent temporary bias, as TrickleJest gave me full creative control for this update. Fear your new Establishment leader or something! Welcome to a whole new world of nightmares!
voidmist counter: 70 Fire: 3%, 0/12 Water: 3%, 0/12 [earth 16%, 16/64] rock wall, used to build the altar and the specials golemental2 each their own wall of 8 stacks. air 13% 13/52 cast speed boost on the dirt golem hoard. upon discovery of the sucess rate, I have decided to do something else. the growth 9/? flame twirl 7/? wand of the skys 2/? (hoard of dirt golems + hoard of water elementals) defensive fortifications 60/140 wisp summons a 20 300 hp water elementals, which start helping the dirt golems. specials golemental 2 heals the wall. the alter has no standard action. +2 piono -snop-the gray-black humanoid is EADOLIS because i have no idea what they look like- Labyrinth and Annis/alice the priestess where apparently humanoid/human and i don't really know if DOC was a dragon or that was just a name, so yeah. ACTION SUMMERY/ENTITY ORDERS:hoards: continue charging, if they get double action the dirt golems charge some more Golemental 2 heals the wall. alter: nothing. terror bat, if unordered by trickle(jest) will attack eadolis My action attacks EADOLIS, and I Use the earth technique rock wall on the specials golemental and the altar. Is this summery good? Not Trickle, but I like it! EADollis is run through a series of Glitchtale references in animation hell, taking 20,000 shield damage! The Golemental heals the wall for 5,000 HP! I'm sorry, but you're too late. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-38,000-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-2/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-2 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 10/50 (+2 from AC) 100/100 for Large hole- been done but i will keep here for reasons 20/100 for Foundation- 60 zombies working on this instead of 30 thats why 20 points instead of 10 As BKoH is dead I shall be taking a mini hiatus to recover (or something like that) I heal Galath with a standard player action of healingness. Because i can. Necromancers, more zombies, make it happen. on a side note---- I walk over too Judas- "Are you asking to die? Because that is what it sounds like." +2 piono Galath is healed for 5,000 HP! The Necromancers raise their staffs, before incanting arcane sigils! They take out their tomes, and call upon the Book of the Dead, or some of them don't, I don't really know, and summon 20 Zombies! Welder makes a strange smirk from the guidelines. You and I both know she was helping you out! My professional advice: When you do placeholders, handle your charges in them, handing out +1s and the like, otherwise people are liable to miss what you did. 150/150 for The Forge (expending it this round, either in this post or the next.) 38/150 for Secret Combinations 20/150 for A Really Bad Idea 2/? for  +2 to AC I decide to let Ten live to do his suicide bombing in the later post that Jon makes. But I walk up to Eight... "Well, you survived a long time. You did a surprisingly decent job. I think you deserve some time off." I raise a massive ball of energy above my head. "Enjoy the afterlife. I'll send you to a nice one." The shockwave ripples outwards, leaving a ringing in everyone's ears. When everyone looks again, Eight is gone. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Just barely starting this off, but a couple of people have been +ing me, so I'm gonna give them credit. And JOE for helping me get this out in time. MKsman: 10 redstone: 14 foodman: 14 Cyan: 10 Emerald: 10 JOE: 11 TOG: 2 You execute Eight via the great power of the deathsword Rapture! I think something might have intercepted, unsure. The general continues healing EADOllis, to try to keep the entity alive. Also, a few changes to existing mechanics: One, charge value for fused objects will be n/(n-1) times the sum of the components’ charge values, rather than 2n/(n-1). Because I didn’t really check how the old equation would have worked in practice. It made two 5-charge items fuse into something worth 40 charges. The new equation (if it can even be called new) makes it worth 20, which makes more sense. Two, I’ve decided to change supplies work. Firstly, I’ve changed supplies from percent of total capacity to just SP, for Supply Points. The two are equivalent measures, but using 5 SP sounds a lot better than using 5% supply, and requires less typing. Also, using a percentage would imply a limit at 100, which, while the original intent, seems sort of pointless. Secondly, the word “supplies” means more than just burgers, and the new system will reflect this. 1 SP can still do as much as 1% supply could, but nobody ever bought any, so that’s kind of a moot point. With the new system, SP will actually do things. First, take the number of non-battlefield Guys. Then, add to that the number of non-battlefield Guys who are doing things other than attack. Take that sum and divide by 100 (or whatever number), rounded to the nearest hundred (or whatever number). That is the SP cost, or Used Supply, for that post. Alongside now placing a limit on how many Guys can exist at once, it places a limit on how fast new ones can arrive, both of which limit how fast they can build things.
-snipped for sanity reasons- +2 CA EADollis is healed for 5,000 HP! Skyguy Castle gains 15,000 HP! /rp-laceholder +2 to Ennaxxor This is why Twin banned placeholders over in mainline! Enny gains 2 turns of existence! Celebrate. Or don't. Charges: Unleash: 24/100 Combat suit Mk 11: 1/50 SOAotPP: 21/100 +2 Piono. I use Weapons Overcharge on canidaepsionic (from the Buff Party I charged earlier.) I then proceed to go back to my artillery cannon and start fine tuning it. I decide to install some Hydro-flux stabilizer modules to allow me to fire more propellant in each shot without worrying about my artillery piece breaking, an autoloader and magazine to allow me to load and fire two projectiles in rapid succession to double the artillery piece's firepower, and of course an improved Mark XI breach to allow me to load stronger, more powerful projectiles and additional projectile types. I then fuse on a barrel extension to increase the muzzle velocity of my projectiles to make them harder to dodge. It takes a while to get these upgrades warped in, but my portal can gradually warp them in while I do other things. Portal: Hydro-flux stabilizer: 1/<abbr>5</abbr> You activate Buff Party, and grant canidaePsiionic Weapons Overcharge! This forces him vulnerable for a few turns. I surround Eight with a shield of Nintendium. Unless he's dead. If that's the case, I bash the White with a very very sharp twig. Eight charges, unless he's dead: 7/8 yep he's dead Ten suicide bombs The White. Unless he's dead. The Angry Horde of Stylish Fans throw various cans at Hush. Ten suicide bombs the White, using number mancy to deal 3 damage! The following is satire. I notice the wall, and decide that it could use to be better. I mean, no offense, but it's kinda lame. Not even keeping out those immigrants. Also, it's nearly dead. A true wall lasts for eternity, as shown by the Chinese with the Great Wall of China. They had to keep out those bad Mongols somehow, and my contact agrees with this. He, was, in fact one of the best wallbuilders of his day. Brick by Brick, wire by wire, ditch by ditch, moat by moat, built the legendary four walls. I begin to recite the story of each Great Wall and their construction to back up my point. Each wall was designed to protect his nation, of which his love for was so great he could not stand to see anything less than glorious walls protecting it, backed up by an oversized military and dozens of bases worldwide. Now, they stand so tall, so well-built, their construction has fallen into legend. And, really, what else could be expected? From glorious shore to glorious shore, those grand walls still stand, unbroken, even by nukes. Naught a dent remains in them. Upon them lie dozens of defenses, each designed to be able to tear apart those who would attempt to enter the Sacred Lands, by force or by immigration, to bloody shreds. Nobody has ever managed to bypass those walls, and they extend to impossible heights. A fusion of stone, some form of magic, and metal composes the main body of the wall, a nigh indestructible mixture of materials known as Trumpium. Let me tell you the tale of each great wall. Far in the south, a scorching desert, constantly burning. Across the borders, bad hombres flooding the nation day by day, destroying and slowly dismantling the nation inch by inch. A single great man saw the solution to this- A single great wall, to dwarf all defenses known, and stem the tide. Even the Maginot Line would be a pile of dirt compared to it, he said. It would save us all, he said. And in the end, in the Year of our Lord 2018, he ordered the Construction of the First Great Wall. Day and night, they labored, the underpaid immigrant workfor- err, we mean glorious army of American builders chipping away. Yet, between the Bad Hombres stepping up their attacks and blowing more and more holes in the concrete and barbed fire of the wall, it become clear that a breakthrough would be needed. Progress would be made, then the Bad Hombres would storm the wall, reducing it to nothing once more. As scientists raced the time to discover the great material to stop the Bad Hombres, it became clear that the wall was truly needed. The Great Bad Hombre Rebellion of 2019 threatened to force the nation to make massive concessions to BadHombrestan, and it stood on the edge of a knife. Yet, though a crucible of war and flame, the nation was reforged, free of the threat of Bad Hombres. However, all that is good must, and will, end. All we can do is delay the end. Or build a wall, preventing it from ever ending. The Bad Hombres began to flood over the border once more, now in far greater numbers as the great drug lords seized control of BadHombrestan, and begun to migrate the entire nation's populace north. It looked as though a second civil war would break out, as they rapidly became militant and armed. In 2020, however, it happened. Forged of a strange metal, concrete, and a stranger stone, Trumpium was create in a Crucible of Impossibility, forged from Donald Trump's tweets. It was easily producible in massive amounts. It was pathetically cheap. Even better, it was able to channel "energy" to regenerate. An accident involving the material would result in the destruction of the world and the rise of magic and all kinds of stuff a few decades down the line. And so, the wall began to rise. The bad hombres attacked, faster and harder. They tried to destroy the state once more. But it was now to late, and it was their turn to be deported. They flowed back into BadHombrestan enmasse even as the wall rose, trapping them in the accursed land. Before long, a great moat covered the border as well. Trump Himself contributed to the rapid rise of the wall. Ascending into the heavens it went. Finally, in 2021, the First Great Wall was finished. Spiraling into the heavens above, it stood as a monument to American glory. The world trembled before the great nation, living in fear that they may, too, be walled in. Trump realized his wall skills where such that with a single wall, he could destroy any nation he wanted, via his sheer wallbuilding skill. He had been mocked. Insulted. And so had the US. Soon, he turned North. Now that he had patched the south, many of his foes and a massive number of Bad Hombres had migrated to and settled in Canada, which had just fallen into the Bad Hombre Party of Canada. His great speech, involving such great lines as "As much as i would love to think otherwise, This is not a tragedy, nor a accident." and "You placed your faith in Bad Hombres, now you'll smolder in lament" "They play the part of allies, claiming to just want peace, but the moment we turn our backs and the fight for power begins, they will shallow us and each other whole", among other classics, was merely the beginning of his great plan to put an end to the Bad Hombres. This time, he would not just build a wall, but restore Canada to it's rightful rulers. Yet another wall began to rise, but this time the media with it's false news began to rise up. Day by day, the youth and people were corrupted by the fake news, and Trump was helpless to do anything but tweet. With each brick, they spewed yet more fake news, demonizing the Great Leader, twisting his name into a million lies. Meanwhile, Crooked Hillary began to garner support among many factions for a coup. The battlelines began to draw themselves. Across states, people began to publicly declare in favor of either Trump or Crooked Hillary. Soon, banners began to raise for both sides. As you no doubt can guess, this was the beginning of the rise of our Glorious Great United State. It would have seemed that Trump was finally going to run out of time and political capital as even the Republicans revealed their true intelligence, backstabbing him and nearly overthrowing him. But they failed. And so the Second Great Civil War began. Across 50 states, a fire raged. City after city, county after county, state after state, corporation after corporation, they all rose. And they were all crushed by the Glorious Leader, his sheer power allowing for him to easily render each city a hopeless ruin, each county a razed mess, and each state utterly defenseless against the Reoccupation Force. In what would be renowned as the best anime battle of the 21st century, Trump and Hillary clashed. Emails and tweets littered the air, polluting it, killing all that still lived. All around them, the former city of Washington DC, reduced to a ruin by the battle. Soldiers and miltias on both side clashed, reborn and reforged in the flames of the most lethal battle of the Crooked Uprising of 2021-2023. The news that Canada, under the control of the Bad Hombre Party, had somehow annexed New England and Alaska, in addition to claiming the Panama Canal from Panama once more, had just shaken everyone to their core. As the battle raged about them, they stood in the great center of it wall, The White House. Hillary wielded a printer of immense power, printing emails and forging them into weapons. Scythes, swords, elemental gauntlets, you name it, she used it. Around her dozens of emails swirled, creating a deadly aura of slaughter and massacre. Those who survived would find themselves exiled to the Tomb Colonies from the sheer scandal of their content. Trump, on the other hand, wielded a massive hammer (Or, if you want to get technical, a High-Caliber Super Smasher.), constructed of his tweets and of his love for his nation. It could fire mini-nukes made of his tweets and wallbuilding skills at any moments, ravaging the enemy and wiping out entire armies. It even had a dedicated nuke launcher built in, to fire ever bigger nukes and to destroy larger foes. So they stood, in the middle of it all, clashing and battling to decide the fate of a glorious, yet ravaged by civil war, nation. Blood flowed like nothing else. For a couple of moments, it would seem that Hillary would finally win and slay the Deleterious Tyrant. But, though sheer determination, skill, and destiny, he slew The Great Crook, and when the foe took upon Bernie as their leader, slew him as well in a far-more epic battle with the help of Mike Pence. But, that tale is for another time. With the foe destroyed, Trump rose from the ashes, and with it the nation. He saw it as great. But it had been misguided and it had become clear the people did not know what they wanted. Thus, a mere 5 months after the Battle for DC, The US was reorganized into the Great United State, now a monarchy under the control of Trump. Three months later, the Battle for Canada commenced. It would rage for 8 long years before the Bad Hombres were finally destroyed, with the GUS annexing British Columbia and the Northwestern territory as well as Nova Scotia and Halifax to "protect the states enslaved by the former evil government of Canada". But now new threats lingered across the Atlantic and Pacific. Across the oceans, nations laughed at the pathetic nation that could not even build a wall on its own land without falling into a civil war. Europe hadn't taken the whole proclamation of monarchy on top of annexing and effectively reducing to a puppet rump state Canada. China in the East had greatly expanded its influence into the former US sphere of influence. During the Civil War, America had been left utterly helpless to do anything as its military bases were dismantled or recalled, as other nations seized territory, and as Russia had somehow annexed Ukraine. So Trump determined that the GUS would not make the same mistakes as the US that came before. He would not attempt to protect the nation the same way the others had. Rather, he would enter America into a period of Inward Perfection, and all he needed was two great walls. One in the east would stretch from Alaska in the North, to the coast of Hawaii, to Baja California in the south. In the west, the wall would stretch from Halifax, to Burmuda, to Cuba. A secondary, smaller wall would cover the Gulf of Mexico. This time, no great story would be woven. The Nation, utterly loyal to trump, gladly backed those projects. Trump Himself used his sheer wallbuilding prowess to construct vast portions of the walls in an instant. The wall that would protect the Carribean would receive the unique name of "Donald Senior's Wall: The Wall of Winners Keeping out Losers". And so, even as America turned inwards, perfecting its self, the world around it fell into darkness... Such is the Story of the Wallbuilder, Agent of the Wallflinct. Oh, and while we are here, did i mention he would be testing the many walls of the universe? To see how they would fare if what they protected was threatened to suffer the same fate as America almost did? This wouldn't be anything special normally, but you see, Joe's wall is one of the things being inspected. It has just heard this story. Let us see how it fares, and may luck be with it. Soon, The Wallbuilder landed. He walked up to JOE, and spoke. "Heard there was a wall here, and figured i'd inspect it. It'd had better be good, this required quite a massive detour and many a disgruntled tweet." He walked up to the Wall, and clapped his hands. A horde of bad Hombres spewed forth from portals and ran towards the wall, seeking to destroy it. For a few tense moments, the horde and the wall stood. Finally, the horde descended upon the wall.... which is to stay, easily punched a few holes in it. The Wallbuilder sighed, pulling out and activating his Twitter Hammer, as he was forced to manually destroy the horde. The wall promptly collapses from pure shame 2+ orginalMK&nbsp; You know that feeling that you get when something is thoroughly dead? That's how the wall feels. It's dead. It's really dead, painfully dead, brutally dead! Rest. In. Peace. The Wallbuilder abruptly switches around, and destroys 3 of the White's arrows!
28/100 Arcana Orbis 10/10 Consumer Being Done. +2 to Piono A being appears on the field. It looks like a black stardust guardian. Consumer Being 7,000/7,000 HP [TRIANGLES] Deals 1.5x Damage. The Consumer Being swipes at LoLaTsprite^4. Meanwhile, Judas becomes very triggered and punches the wall. I... Another punch. HAVE... A slice with a pickaxe. HAD... Multiple slices. ENOUGH OF THIS... A tremor. WALL'S...
A meteor at point blank. GORILLAING ANTICS! A ginormous spirograph appears, and out comes a MOTHERFIRETRUCKING PLANET SIZED SET OF STEEL BEAMS that drop on to the Wall. You can't kill what's already dead. Xylan pockets the spirograph, and gives you a +1 for helping! The Consumer Being is summoned! I should probably feel triggered. I summon a really crappy summon, who sucks so much that all he can do is explode, killing himself. I then pay a +2 to the Fusing Machine (I will pay more next round, if it needs it) to fuse it to Consumer Being. The horrifying result explodes and dies. La Fin... or is it? (dun dun duuu- yes, yes it is. (Am I doing it right?) Welder, being best Omegabet somewhat sadistic, applauses your efforts, but you can't fuse entities that don't belong to you. Messenger +1s you for your genius idea. No, botching attacks won't always give you +1s, I'm dopping for a singular round, and this will be the last time for a few sentence attacks. 150/150 for The Forge (expending it this round, either in this post or the next.) 43/150 for Secret Combinations 21/150 for A Really Bad Idea 3/? for +2 to AC 150/150 for The Forge 150 > 50 + 50 + 50 50/50 for vulnerability. 50/50 for invulnerability. 50/50 for countervulnerability. 50/50 for vulnerability: This is pretty obvious, I go vulnerable. There is a massive flash of light and power that swirls around me as I ascend up into the sky, surrounded by a swirl of metal and magic. When I fall back down to the ground, there is a hammer and anvil slung across my back, both of them bloodstained. Leveling System: The Blood Forge. I start out at level 3 (why three? It'll make sense in a second) Each level I have gives me 1 forge point. Once per round I can use an action to forge an item. Each Item will have a base, a material, and potentially modifiers as well. (it's possible to have multiple modifiers, but you don't need to have any) More bases, materials and modifiers can be created over time, but whenever I want to add them, they need to be okayed by trickle first. Current bases: Stick: +500 damage, 3 uses. 1 point Shiv: +1000 damage, 3 uses. 2 points Butter Knife: +500 damage, 6 uses. 2 points Current Materials: Dirt: x.5 damage, x.5 uses. 0 points Wood: x1 damage. x1 uses. 1 point clay: x1.5 damage. x.5 uses. 1 point Stone: x1 damage. x2 uses. 2 points Current Modifiers: None Why the Blood part? Well, how I level up is by dealing damage and killing things. XP values and how much is needed to level up is entirely up to trickle. ... 50/50 for invulnerability The first thing I do upon becoming (permanently) vulnerable is partially undo that vulnerability. I sling the hammer and anvil off of my back, then take out Rapture. Using rapture's energies I pull a massive seam of strong metal straight from the earth below me (shut up I know Rapture doesn't have metal powers I used Earth) and pull it up onto my hammer. I begin banging away at it until finally, I have a nice suit of armor. I don the armor made of supermetal and gain 1 AC. Action: I look up at the White and Jest, and grin. Jest survived me nuking everything not once, but twice. That will hopefully change soon. Well, actually, I can't change the fact that Jest survived two of my nukings, and depending on how this goes, he might just survive a third. The hope is that even if he does, he won't do so happily. So onwards we shall go with LONGPOSTS AHOY! You see, I have a 50 post charge just burning a hole in my pocket. *sniff sniff* do you smell something burning? As it turns out, not only was the 50 post charge burning a hole in my pocket figuratively, it was doing so literally as well. It burns a hole in my pocket and tumbles outwards, spinning down to the ground at my feet, beginning to leak a black substance of some kind on its way down. It collides with the ground and squelches a bit, bouncing a few times, before it melts into a puddle of black that continues to grow. It spreads out, more and more of the thing seeming to come into existence, until I am standing knee deep in a puddle of ink, for that is what it is, ink. But not just any old ink, this ink is very special. This ink is pulled from the Inky Abyss itself, as close as you can get to pure Ink Essence without actually turning into a cluster of minor ink elementals when packaged in too large of a quantity. I dip Rapture into the depths of this ink and the ink begins to glow, I slowly pull rapture out of the puddle, like a paintbrush, and then the ink surges upwards at my command, lifting me into the air high above everything else on a geyser of jet black liquid. I twirl and lash Rapture out at the White, and it splatters with Black. This conflicting essence burns it, marring it horribly. It begins to drip, melting almost as White substance is pulled and leeched out of it by the pure blackness of ink that it is being assailed with, dripping a caustic grey onto the arrows below. The arrows begin melting, spreading out into puddles of their own, ink becomes ink, ink begets ink, and when all is said and done, ink will return to ink. The pieces written on the paper are just a transitory state and so shall become this written figures meant to denotate direction and death. I cackle as the ink flows back into my own spread of the black liquid, and then I raise Rapture once more, using it as a paintbrush to paint an arrow. I flick my wrist and the dripping arrow construct darts out and smashes through the White and its arrows. I paint another, and send that too. I begin painting faster and faster. The White desperately tries to block as the arrows come faster and faster, tearing into its body, its soul its very being, and quickly whips up one of its last remaining arrows to attempt to stay the onslaught of angry arrows. I cackle once more, and begin sending the arrows even faster. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcgIYVfybLgIt's time to play Die, Demon!: Resurgence. Let's see who our contestant OOOH the show hasn't even started yet and they've already been speared by a right arrow this isn't looking good for the White folks. Up up left left down right down full circle left by sixteenths right right up up up down down back to the beginning spins full spectrum cross hatch SWITCH The White desperately tries to play this deadly game of DDR but it just isn't fast enough. The arrows are coming too quickly and just sort of spamming from all edges of the screen. I get a wicked grin and paint up another figure. Ink!Ayaze flashes a grin and immediately everything begins spinning in different directions. The arrows start coming from weird places and waving up and down. They stop, start, and disappear only to pop back up right on top of arrow pads (read: the White's face and row of arrows, alternating). The White is distracted by all of this, and so doesn't see the next attack coming. I charge forward, silent except for the slight drip drip of the pillar of ink which I ride, and charge straight up to them. They're too busy dancing to notice as I paint a massive box around them. Careful strokes, up and down, as I paint the corners of the box, then the edges, and begin filling in little details, rivets on the sides, and a small funnel at the top leading to a spigot, all of these details rendered painstakingly in various different shades of black ink. Finaly my work is done, and the song finishes. Ink!Ayaze pouts at having been defeated (barely) and then sinks back into the ink, dissipating. The White heaves a sigh of relief, then immediately begins panicking as I pour ink into the edges of the box, filling it up around the outside and completing its solid form. The White panics and charges against the edge of the box, only to find that the caustic black energies are directly against it, eating into its being and forcing it to back away from the edges. "Well, it's been fun. You were surprisingly easy to distract, but I have bigger fish to fry." And then I close the lid. The funnel sticks up in the air ready to be filled in. I pour in the rest of the ink, and inside of the box, the White grasps desperately at the walls of the box, even through the pain of having its arms ripped away by the conflicting essences as the box slowly fills up with ink from outside. It fills up, first obscuring all of the arrows, then obscuring the white. Then there is nothing. The White has been blacked out. All overkill damage, if there is any, will go to Jest. 50/50 for countervulnerability: I wait to proc this until next post, to give other people time to shoot the White and Jest. You drop a Piononuke! The White is wiped from existence, piercing through his two invulnerability arrows, and Jest takes 75,000 damage. Jest: Ohh, my.
Jest: I'm sounding really OOC, but I've survived two nukes, and I'm sure as fuck gonna survive another! 
Jest: You, you on the other hand? You're fucking dead, almighty Neutral Destroyer kiddo. Jest thymes up a saltshaker and eats it up! Whole. With a great crunch, he empowers himself. He's going to be dealing severe damage today! I can't do XP values on account of not being Trickle. Sorry. The Forge has been added, anyway! I don't fully understand if you can regain Forge points, but ask Trickle. I'm not the permanent GM. I'm not sure if Trickle will do this for you, but I request that you list your materials and the like in your posts. You also gain 1 AC! Charges: Unleash: 27/100 (+2 CE) Combat Suit Mk 11: 2/50 SOAotPP: 22/100. +2 Piono I decide to then take a look at the battlefield. Why, things have gotten to crap so fast that......I don't have a metaphor for this one. Welp, time to continue to screw up everything even more.....MUHAHAHA. PREPARE YOURSELVES....... (Because one megalovania isn't enough) "SIGN OF LUCK: INFINITE MISFOURTUNE REQUIEM!" I then cast a misfourtune spell on all of Joe's golems, making them unable to dodge as well as allowing me to do more damage to them. I proceed to flash one of my eyes red. I then pull out a sword, which glows with an orange light, and swing around with it to get the feel of it. This isn't an ordinary sword though. This is the legendary blade, the fabled magical Greatsword of Ishkandar, reported to have to durability and might to down a million armies. But now, it's been put to a far more noble use: To destroy all of Joe's golems. I then charge at MFTL+ right towards Joe's side, and then immediately run through his golems several times, running across Selene with each pass. Every time I approach the golems I leave behind an afterimage. After my afterimages are surrounding Joe's golems, then they all charge forward and attack at the same time, which I immediately follow up with an upwards slash that sends all the golems flying upwards. Following this, I grab two more swords, Sieglinde and Tyrfing. "SIGN OF PURITY: AKU SOKU ZAN: SLAY ALL EVIL QUICKLY!" I then carve Aku Soku Zan in the sky behind me, then I charge forwards with my blades coated in powerful purified void energy, and I also cast Plasma Rain too. I slash right through all the golems, destroying their very fabric of existence, right before the plasma orbs all strike the golems as well. After the plasma orbs hit I pull out two Nitron Pathblaster Alpha LMGs and fire a huge wave of antimatter bullets at the golems, before casting Updraft Annihilator, causing Selene to erupt at several points (all on the Omegabet side), spewing huge columns of lava that eventually harden into obsidian as they travel upwards, and sharpening into blades, the obsidian blades all stab Joe's golems as they all get knocked into space. Following this, I proceed to immediately punch a hole in the fourth wall, then fly through, locate the list of entities, find the White, then forcibly slice off some of his arrows, which I grab. If there are no arrows left, I proceed to type out some and then grab those. I then return to the game and throw some of the arrows at the golems, all being charged with antimatter and plasma energy, causing them to explode on contact with Joe's golems for devastating results. I then grab the Greatsword of Ishkandar, put it in my mouth, then grab Tyrfing and Sieglinde and wielding them all with precision that would make Zoro jealous, proceed to slice Joe's golems for a bit until I activate my next sign. "BLOOMING SIGN: SAKURA OMNISLASH OMEGA!" Suddenly, rose petals fill up everywhere, even though this is space. This is followed a successive dance of sword slashes, all charged with magical energy, with me constantly teleporting between slashes due to the intense speed I'm performing them at. After a nice total of 69,420,360,413,428,715 googlplex omnislashes has been performed, I then launch a finishing strike that send Joe's golems flying yet again. I intercept them in a spaceship and fire disruptor arrays at the golems, disrupting their molecular structure, I then follow up with a whole barrage of Shredder Torpedoes, which all drill into their target before unleashing a cluster payload from inside. I then fly right at Joe, before ejecting, with dual Erabreaker Deadeye Shotguns in hand. I fire a huge wave of shells all at the golems, emitting a powrful aura of darkness as I do so, the darkness slowly building before I suddenly release it in a big bang of dark energy. This is followed by me grabbing my Omnidreamer Adelar Dark Matter Rifle, then noscoping every golem multiple times while spinning. This is so MLG that a whole bunch of squeakers scream so loud it can be heard in space, and can shatter the golems to pieces. I thankfully had earplugs, so I was fine. After a storm of hitmarkers balsts Joe's golems I drop right back into my spaceship. I then make a U-turn, fly the ship at beyond immeasurable speeds, and fly the spaceship right into the golems, causing us all to appear on a racetrack, with the golems on the track and me flying on it. I then fly right through the golems, sending them flying into the sky and back into the original universe. I finish the race in first, then fly off and pursue the golems, firing a particle beam or several at them. I then proeceed to jump out, charge a huge amount of energy into my first, then create a huge fist of Fury and Flame in my right hand. I then play the One Punch Man opening&nbsp;as I slam all of Joe's golems with a huge fist of energy capable of destroying countless multiverses in one punch, sending them flying back towards Selene. I then reform the fist into two spears, and throw them both faster than the golems are going, and both of them striking Joe's golems. I then follow up with grabbing Siegmund, the legendary spear, and Falchion, the legendary sword, before charging Joe's golems as the return to Selene. As they are burning through the atmosphere I throw Siegmund, then quadruple wield Sieglinde, Falchion, Tyrfing and the Greatsword of Ishkandar, and slash Joe's golems beofre dropping the swords to all impale Joe's golems. I then throw the remainder of the White's arrows (or typed arrows) at Joe's golems, which all ignite as they got through the atmosphere, and all strike Joe's golems on the way down. The golems, swords and spears all fall on Joe, potentially stunning him, as well as inflicting heavy damage to him and causing any of the overkill damage in the attack to damage Joe. I then slam the ground, golems, and Joe with both of my fists charged with Astral energy, then leap away as I cast Endless Sword Rain on Joe's golems and him. I land near my artillery, and fire a dark energy doomsday shell at Joe and his golems, and telekinetically yank the swords and spears out so they can continue slashing until there is nothing left of the golems and Joe. "You're done." I say as the music concludes. Portal: Hydro-Flux stabilizer: 2/5 JOE's Special Golemental gets longposted prior to it horribly dying! Xylan flashes a great big smirk, whilst Messenger frowns, and leans into Welder a bit. She leans it as well, for a bit, before lightly pushing him away, if you mean as heavy as a whale. They both look at the Golemental. Pilot stares at this as well. They nod, and agree. This will not stand. Probably should have done something with that placeholder IB/MM/FS: 6/100 (I think. Too lazy to check right now. I'm pretty sure that's what it is) +2 Piono Tick, tock, who do the bells toll for? The general continues healing EADOllis. +2 Piono +5,000 HP! Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-38,000-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-3/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-2 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 13/50 (+2 from AC) 100/100 for Large hole- been done but i will keep here for reasons 40/100 for Foundation huh.look at that. Piono nuke. Well im gonna go ahead and have galath attack jest or if he cant then hte white) anyway, just incase you know........all zombies not working on the foundation join him (all but 60) +2 Piono Galath deals 8,000 damage to Jest! The Zombies follow up for a further 320! voidmist counter: 73 Fire: 3%, 0/12 Water: 3%, 0/12 [earth 19%, 19/76] rock wall, protecting the golemental. air 13% 0/52 the growth 10/? flame twirl 8/? wand of the skys 3/?
core summons 20 more dirt golems. the charge finishes, 120/120, and they get a large fortress thats just a wall protecting them, at this stage.
apparently, the amount of entitys in the hoard doesnt matter. as such, I instead summon a stone golem, seperate from the hoard, and have it help the charge.
I look at EADOLIS and burning, point a rainbow flaiming rod, and mutter "fireball." a ball of fire erupts from the tip and flys at them, soaring over their defenses and crashing downwards. a cloud of smoke rises up and I blink into it, causing the clouds edge to swirl around, when suddenly an arc of flame ripples into existence next to them, flying at them and exploding, knocking them back. a figure, cloaked in red, turns at them, and says something inane about sidequests. they are then accosted by a barrage of attacks, arcs of fire accompanied by whips made of spinal cords and writhing tendons. the barrage stops for a moment when I appear in a flash of yellow-white light, and ask the red-cloaked figure why they aren’t done yet. burning is, of course, dead by this point. a short conversation later, we turn back to EADOLIS and find out their trying to leave! but i can't have that, so I point the rainbow rod at them, and a torrent of flames flys forwards, crashing into them and smashing it backwards, back to the middle. combat then initiations in full, EADOLIS trying to manipulate the terrain and shoot fire blasts, while I dance around, firing powerful jets of energy at them, and my... associate crushes, ignores, or prevents each attempt by them to attack, in-between summoning red blades and using them to manipulate their bones, causing spikes to pierce their skin and impairing them. they try to struggle, only to find what little power they normally have is fading. little do they know theres a small device in their back, stealing their life force. the fight rages on, and they are very much outclassed, almost never managing to avoid any of the blows. After they attempt one last burst of flame, which deals no damage to the red figure, the duo, me and the other person, each grab a sword out of our butts and stab them. the swords and stolen life force then hurts them a lot. SUMMERY: I make a stone golem and decide to count the charge the way trickle is apparantly counting it, making it 1(from when it started on that first post with the 20) +2 (water elementals and dirt ones last post) +3 (this post)=6/6. alternatively, if something with maskeds thing is special, it ends up as 4/4. this wall protects all my golems from the wrath of MK. I attack EADOLIS &amp; burning cast rock wall to protect golemental EADollis's shield breaks, before they take 13,000 damage! As with your previous action, whilst Trickle is significantly more lenient, for this turn, I'm going to have you either make an action or use a levelling system skill. Sorry about that! Xylan waves his hand, and your attempt to attack Burning fails under multitasking rules that apparently started existing a second ago! 5/10 Mighty Pirate @tm (what even) The ship goes faster, faster, and faster. It's rapidly approaching the Thyme Incarnate! 28/100 Arcana Orbis 1/20 Entropic Golem +2 to Piono Judas gives Hush a bad time by Gasterblasting him multiple times at point blank. Hush takes 7,000 damage! 44/150 for Secret Combinations 30/150 for A Really Bad Idea 4/? for +2 to AC 50/50 for countervulnerability: I look at Jest, having just longposted to remove his defender from existence, I feel reasonably certain that I can do some heavy damage to him right off the bat. I don't even bother doing a huge and fancy description. I reach down into the remnants of the puddle of ink, grab onto the 50 post charge that fell out of my pocket, and pull out an enormous laser. Four colors spin around on the inside, and he realizes that I had reached into the puddle with my rapture hand. Four lights are shining on the inside. Grey, Red, Brown and Blue. They swirl around and collide, creating a searing, brilliant white. "Bye". I use the first of my quadruple quake charges to augment this attack to dealing absolutely insane amounts of damage to Jest. The massive four element-laser fires forth and slams into Thyme Incarnate, ripping him apart at the most basic level as the fundamental elemental forces within his body jangle and rattle and rip apart. While he's recovering I jump up and smash him in the face with the ASCII art sword, adding in spoil damage, which at this point may just be insult to injury, but I do it anyways. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 18 foodman: 16 Cyan: 10 Emerald: 10 JOE: 11 TOG: 2 enerald_mann: 2 Masked General: 2 Jest screams as you do 100,000 damage to him with his charged attack, before using the Keksword to deal 20,000 damage! Did you know that the die that Trickle uses to roll hostiles are made of salt? No. This was false prior to five seconds ago. Did you also know that Trickle gave me permission to use And Then There Was Null? Be ready. //////
EOTB!
The Battlefield got nuked. If there's errors, you likely want to contact and myself, at the same time! Jest will act just before the letter people as I'm 'nice'.
As me and Trickster agreed prior to I even knowing I was going to dop, Annis gains a dose of slightly weaker DTG0 Thyme as one of her abilities.
The Necromancers raise their staffs, before incanting arcane sigils! They take out their tomes, and call upon the Book of the Dead, or some of them don't, I don't really know, and summon 20 Zombies! Welder makes a strange smirk from the guidelines. You and I both know she was helping you out! How can entities act if they're stunned without magical intervention!
Galath deals 8,000 damage to Jest! The Zombies follow up for a further 320!
Algernon and LoLaTSprite^4 idle. Entities belonging to players don't act if they aren't ordered, as far as I know.
Except the Evasive Ninjas, they aren't player entities! They use their Ninja Techniques to stab the Black Shy-Guy, dealling 5,000 damage.
The Terror Bat breaks free of its sadness!
None of the Destroyers have been ordered, and thus they all idle.
Ten suicide bombs the White, using numeromancy to deal 3 damage!
Jest is getting tired of curbstomped, tired of being relegated to doing a grand total of 40k damage when Piono can surpass that. Jest activates And Then There Was Null! The sky goes black, and Jest is tangled in Thyme, before vines erupted from the sky! Jest rips himself to shreds, dealling 50,000 damage to himself, before there is naught but black. Jest screams out into the sun, and all is surrounded by void! All players but Piono, ArcaneCynic and the Thyme Crew, take 10 damage! JOE takes 8 damage due to AC!
Jest then uses a stack of Royal KCUF Up, and two temporary doses of Tazzian Thyme! First, Hush falls under his thrall!
Second, he goes into his own special real, a closet of ideas, and pulls out Vriska, before spinning her around, and pointing her towards AC. She looks at him, mutters something about that being her weapon, and pulls out her dice.
Something redacted causes the Black Shy Guy to die of lack of sanity.
Jest then decides he needs to use some permanent doses! Oh god, no. He uses one, he runs straight up to Xylan's face, and, and, and, nothing happens yet! Wow. Xylan has Thyme resistance. What a magic ma- 3 damage. Trickle will probably make him do something horrible later down the line.
He then takes out the last dose, and sprinkles it into Pilot's goggles, and Messenger / Welder's hair. They each get a dose of Thyme to have fun with. (oh god Trickle's gonna kill me)
Jest finally stops for a second. Suddenly, a blimp drops into McDelta's castle! 40,000 damage!
He begins to puppet all afflicted by Thyme, but abruptly gives up on his barrage, and kneels down. Finish him.
Enny stares at the field situation blankly. Is she still supposed to stun someone by sheer depression? Jest suddenly continues puppeting her, to stab Piono in the face. 3 damage. Jest is annoyed by this, and finally throws a brick at Piono. 7, reduced to 5 damage.
P, M, W, and X stare at each other. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED what the hell just happened What the hell just happened. What the hell just happened. This is why we can't have Consumer as a GM.
W torches Iblis Crow, with a seering refiner's fire, before nuking Burning, and dealling 5,000 damage to SkyGuy Castle.
M +3s all Omegabets to help catch them up to speed.
P activates his 15, and a wheel appears, a Rosetta Stone, dictating languages dead and alive. Out of it rises a cogwheel, of connections and connotations and contradictions and coincidences, all bundled up! P takes this, and waves this around, like an artifact.
X activates his 15. He rants and rants and rants, and the details of which can be found in the plot. When the rant is done, one thing is clear. There is only one number one, and it is not Robbie Rotten, it is him. Xylan is Villain Number One!
PLOT!
Xylan: AHEM!
Xylan: So, Delta Enlightened...
Xylan: I see you've been having a lot of fun destroying TrickleJest! That's cool and good, he set this game up for me to lose, and I, the great Xylan, will not handle that! Like seriously, you make your own cabal, composed of Destroyers, you hijack main protagonist status to the point where I have to feel that poor Trickle is poor, and not setting this farce up to kill me, and I, the great Xylan shall not handle that!
Xylan: I'm not going to stab you guys, half of you are Destroyer.
Xylan: I lied hahahahahaha CanidaePsiionic enjoy your 1 damage
Xylan: Anyway, guys what! I am villain number one! Not you, I, I, I am villain number one. I am the great X, the best insignia in the Alphabet, and none can stop me! None shall steal my glory! Don't you dare!
Messenger: youve actually done noth-
Xylan: Shut it! As I said, I'm villain number one, bearer of the greatest mark of the world. Now, now, my dearest Messenger, what's that coming over the hill? Is it my worst plot, yet still better than, the DlE-Mech Mk. X, X for me, Xylan? Yes. Yes it is.
You turn backwards, and hear a chiming.
Xylan: Here's a little lesson in trickery!
Xylan: This is going down in history!
Jest: if you want to be villain number one
Jest + Xylan: YOU HAVE TO CHASE SOME PLAYER SKRUBS ON THE RUN!
Jest and X hi-five, before you hear one step, and realise that Xylan may have influenced some of the Mystical Substance known as Waluigi Thyme into the mech, before it thuds, and thuds, again, and again. You look up, and see a green behemoth, two great big cueball eyes leering down at you! This, of course, is the DlE-Mech Mk. X.
Xylan: Members of Delta-Enlightened, annoy me too much, and this can be you!
The DlE-Mech Mk. X breathes a gout of hellfire, one of the many great mechanisms within it, before Xylan summons a random chap that annoyed our beloved Jest! He throws him into the hellfire, and he is burnt to flesh and bone!
I don't know what these specials do yet, they probably have no meaning, and this is just a simple trash mob Xylan will throw at you until Phase 3 comes around! Have fun, all non-Destroyers!
ITINERARY!
[ALL] - Evaluate the damage.
[ALL] - Finish off Jest, and clear up his Hostiles, perhaps befriend Enny?
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
BATTLEFIELD!
[H-BOSS] THYME INCARNATE - 19,660/400,000 HP. ROYAL Ċ̴͚̘̬̯͇̱̣͉̇͂́͌͐̈̏Ù̶̹̟̹̮̰͎̼͇͋́̌̆̑̀̑K̶̳̱̼͍̭̫͎͗̓͌͊͆̒͜͠͝F̵͔͔͉̹̺͙͓̰̓̈́̓̎̈̀̂͘-UP: [II]. [H] ENNAXXOR - OPERATES FOR SEVEN MORE TURNS! STUNS RANDOM ENTITY! [FOR SADISTS - GIVING ENNAXOR A +2 WILL ADD TWO TURNS OF THEM BEING ON THE FIELD, BUT THEY WON'T STUN YOUR ENTITIES].
[H] THE WHITE - DED!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 100,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! HEAT: 500.
[] DRy WaLL - 3k1p1p/29jj02x HELPrn392 cure291kpp MEfrmokfmrof KILLMEKILLMEKILLME
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Evasive Ninjas [x2] - 1/1 HP. 96% evasion chance. [Ninja Techniques: Can disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in other places].
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll: 100,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 1/3.
[Ω] [ThatOtherGuy] LoLaTSprite^4 - 10,000/10,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x92) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x8) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance. STUNNED - 1 TURNS.
[Ω] [Telaxius] Algernon - 500/12,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Galath - 35,500/38,000 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Wall - DED!
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Specials Golemental2- DED! [Regeneration: Heals 3,000 HP per turn]. 2/3 Walls. 2/4 Regeneration. 2/11 Duplicone.
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 1/3 Cycle. 1/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 2 Golems].
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Hoard of Dirt Golems (x40) - 300/300 HP.
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Hoard of Water Elementals (x20) - 300/300 HP.
[Ω] [BebGreenWood] Hush - 3,000/12,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [TrickleJest] Terror Bat - 49,000/65,000 HP. [Flighty: Cannot be damaged by grounded attacks]. 20% evasion chance.
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 94/100 HP.
[Δ] [SinkingSailor] Iblis Crow - DED.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] Black Shy-Guy - DED.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] McDelta Castle - 10,000/50,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] Dry Guy - 10,000/10,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] SkyGuy Castle - 20,000/25,000 HP.
[Δ] [Consumer] [ArcaneCynic] EADOLLIS - 34,900/48,000 HP. Shaper: 14 Turns. The Scrolls: [lll]. The Threads: 1/5. [Shield - DED!]. [Fusion Sickness: Cannot fuse].
[Δ] [Consumer] Burning - DED!
[Δ] [Redstone] Consumer Being - 7,000/7,000 HP. 1.5x Damage Multiplier!
[Δ] DlE-Mech Mk. X: 250,000/250,000 HP. Balltype: 8-ball. Lord of Time: [IIIII]. how do balls cue: 1/5.
[N] [Jondanger23] Eight - DED!
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 2/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] Vriska: 20/20 HP. Flourite Octet [Rolls 8d8s to decide attacks]. Hates AC and Annis for stealling what she lent to TrickleJest, has special affinity to 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 12/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 10/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier!
[Δ-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Annis - 5/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 5/7. A Scribe: 5/10. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: [III]] [None.] [None.] [None.] [None.] BODYGUARDING EADOLLIS!
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll].
[N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 12/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l].
[N-PLAYER] CanidaePsiionic - 9/20 HP. {A} Weapons Overcharge: 2.5x Damage Multiplier! 5/5 Turns Remaining.
SPOILS OF WAR:
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 0/2 Turns. READY!
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 6/10 Turns.
INSANITY POGO
Owned by NothingIsOkay.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 4/4 Turns. READY!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time.
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 11/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAA!
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
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Post by arcanecynic on Mar 7, 2017 19:57:25 GMT
FlameL 77/77 LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 6/120 Grand necromancy 8/150 a new thing 0/ FlameL is finished. I have obtained the seven stones of the flaming L, or what they're commonly known as, the seven philosophers stones. these incredibly potent salts are very dangerous, both for you and your enemies. To handle the stones you need protective gloves, as they'll cut your hands up until nothing is left but quarks with their sharp edges. i embed these stones in my body, i can handle the edge. i put three in my forehead, one in each of the backs of my hands, and the final two in my forearms. with this incredible power i increase eadollis' power with the equivalent of 4 charges. the rest of the power i keep safe. i then notice shit going down around me. c'mon guys, i was gone for one turn, and you let xylan turn on DE. facepalm. i sneak up to vriska make sure nobody can hear us, i even create a thin layer of vacuum so no sound gets out. 'so serket, i don't like this anymore than you do. I earned 8ullets, and you are it's rightful owner, but i can make a deal, you get one of the 8ullets, and i get the other. You won't get this for free though. Listen, i need you to kill someone, i'll help of course, but he is kinda my semi-ally so he needs to be weakened. Of course i'm talking about Xylan, it's a pity really when i re-apeared into this world, i saw potential. To me Xylan looked like a guy with his morals in the right place, his methods were just... controversial. I, back then still a righteous fighter for good, a noble hero, who, when everyone else attacked straight away, reasoned with the hiatus, believed that he was, in fact, a great man. I of course have to admit that currently i am not the man i used to be. Tricklejest ruined me. Now i am broken, my mind is broken. But my morals are the same. i started Delta Enlightened for two reasons: to avenge myself, crush those who had wronged me, and to protect other from the same Tyranny i was put through, and most of all prevent the bastard from doing something similar to innocent people ever again. But now Xylan has turned on me, he has turned against the innocent, and annis. The ONLY reason he hasn't attempted to eradicate us all earlier, is because we furthered his own plans. I should have known better than to trust this man, maybe pilot was right. No, i won't change teams. If I learned anything from this is not to trust any team other than my own. I will have full control over my own fate, that should speak to you. I have crushed one half of my nemesis already, another will fall soon by the hands of others. There are may more halfs of the wicked Tricklejest, of course, but i will crush them all. And this resolve, this determination, will make not only the Avatar of Blasphemy, but also Xylan fall. I do need your help in this, you aren't real so you might not have noticed, but i have been down on my luck recently. With our powers combined we can crush anyone who stands in my way. I say my and not our because i am not cliché, and lord english has been destroyed before. Unfortunately, if you do not choose to help me, and choose to stand in my way, you will be crushed. if you haven't noticed, which you haven't, i'm a fan of getting my way, and torturing people who are in said way. i have many ironic way to deal with people, i'm pretty much satan on that department. Now it's up to you. Will you take what is rightfully yours, and help me in my ventures, or will you choose to delay me in my goals and sacrifice yourself in the process?' with that i leave vriska, and walk over to Jest. 'Jest, my man, how's it hanging? oh, you're claiming the title of villain #1, that's funny. i see you quite dislike DE, the lovechild of my hatred towards you and your other half, that jerk, and my rightious morals. That's too bad. I was planning to take annis and you on a crazed adventure for the differently sane. Seeing as we all are a bit crazy on the inside, you are half a mind completely taken over by thyme, Annis is a crazy bitch with fucked up morals, and my mind shattered, how fun. but you ruined that all, and now you are dying, maybe you are close to death, maybe you are already knock, knock, knocking on heavens door. what, did i say-, it was simply a simple slip of the tongue. i meant HELLS door. but anyway, what i wanted to say is this: i despise you, i did before, but merely because you were when whole, but now it's personal. No this isn't bout Xylan and DE, this iss about you thinking you are villain #1, that's just funny. and now you're dead. you know what they say: Pride comes before the fall, your hubris got the better of you, mate. That was your hamartia, i didn't even need to retrieve some ancient powerful artefact tailored for you alone, you had it within you all along! I spit on you, hopefully this will be the final blow, i doubt it, but who knows. I spit on you and do nothing more. but that isn't to say this attack is weak, all but that, really. This droplet of spit crushes anyone with whom it comes in contact with with my dissapointment. i am very disapointed in you, Jest, Master of Trickery, Trickstery, Thymery and Memery, All Who Stand in His Path Mustard Be Eradicated, He Slays Those Who Do not Give Themselves in, and Destroys those Who Defy Him, He is the True God of Hyperdeath, Fear Him, Lest He Shall Come for You. This of course doesn't mean i will waste my attack, if you, Jest, are dead already, this attack will fly straight to Foodman and will be amplified by the power and minerals of a fallen mGod.' if food dies because of my i wil take salt bjofur or whatever it's called, you know the drill. i also use the insanity pogo on food, the killing really needs to happen. Summary: i activate a charge with which i upgrade EADOllis for 4 charges. i then move over to vriska, ask her to join my cause during my first of two monologues. the i attack jest depending on deadness, if (jest=dead) and do the 2nd monologue. i also used the insanity pogo. AC.attack(foodman) |
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