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Post by eneraldmann on Mar 8, 2017 11:11:54 GMT
+2 Piono
IB/MM/FS: 7/100 each
I do a final fantasy esque casting animation... and a single rock falls on JOE. Not even a very big one, like, you can fit it in your hand. But this is no ordinary rock. This is a rock steak. It's edible....yeah I have no idea what I'm trying to do here
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Mar 8, 2017 19:14:04 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-40,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-5/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-2
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
19/50 (+2 from AC)
100/100 for Large hole- been done but i will keep here for reasons
100/100 for Foundation- Complete, trickle i suppose you can add too the battlefield if you want but at this point there isnt much there to destroy so eh.
0/100 for First floor- and so it begins
I split some healiness between piono and galath because of reasons.
I also finished a health charge boost thingy that increases galaths health.
+2 Piono
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Mar 9, 2017 1:04:37 GMT
I realise that knowing what my singular charge is at right now might be useful...
back in a bit.
/somethingholder (but what is the something? who knows...)
ThatOneChargeIveHadGoingForAWhileNow
31 (+1 cause fusing fail=) 32 /Twitter
(huh. though it was more. oh well. (maybe it would have been better if I had charged it during all those crappy mini-posts I made while drunk))
LINES!
+2 to Pipopo
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 7:38:04 GMT
Payload [  ]: 6/150 MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online.Round 1 [ARTIFACT]: 6/25 Ring-a-ding-ding, mothergorilla.The Negi Method 2.0 [ATTACK]: 6/10 "Steph Curry my gorilla." - Wheelz, 2017+2 Enny Ennassi Disappointed by the lack of antimatter explosions, Dex casts Salsaball on Thyme Incarnate. |
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Post by joebob on Mar 9, 2017 11:39:59 GMT
voidmist counter: 79 Fire: 3%, 0/12 [Water: 3%, 3/12] cast heal on piono, 3 stacksearth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 15/? flame twirl 10/? __2/2 using. REDACTED increases the power of my previous post, specifically the part which damages jest. next: ? 1/? +2 piono wisp summons an earth elemental. all my entitys start another charge : 3/7 bigger wall but 38 of the dirt golems build a wall instead of helping. man, bro, mksman. that was supposed to be a counter? tsk tsk. firstly. I have a time traveling robot with magic stopping you. lets observe it in action the robot spots you setting up your pocket dimension and throws a ball of fire at you, catching you off guard. A wave of its hand and a wall of bone-spikes rises from the ground, forcing you to dodge sideways, and It raise its hand, causing a series of explosive spheres to form at your feet, and detonating them, launching you in the air where several ice shards crystallize in midair and slash into your arms, cutting you and knocking you back into the sharp objects factory, giving you thousands of cuts. your mirror effect is negated by a book explaining the illumination problem, causing an infinite amount of infinitesimal dark spots to form on it, and shattering it. the robot takes a small artifact out of its bag of tricks and throws it at you. the artifact becomes a lightning rod and absorbs your attack. simultaneously, a green wall flashes into existence around me and blocks your electric Thing. the ground beneath you immediately becomes jagged and uneven "yano, I don't really like your style of attack writing, since it leaves no logical room for survival, but lets see how You like it."
the robot warps over, throws a small pebble at you, and warps away, absorbing all the lightning for power, and focuses it into a small orb. the orb grows in size over a fraction of a second and flys forwards, splitting and rejoining repeatedly, before finally all the small orbs fly at you as you warp near me. the orbs bombard you while i'm busy blinking, so i don't even See you interfere. the robot warps over to where you land and manifests a few thin shards of gray stone, with which it proceeds to parry each blow. it also sets up an anti teleportation matrix, stopping you from leaving. "you still can't push more then your muscles provide. pathetic."you try to fight back, but the robots skills are perfect, predicting your every move. did i mention that he's a post-singularity superintelegence? anyway, the robot completely crushes you in all aspects, firing orbs of inky black goop at the swords every few seconds and then spamming taunt, dodging every attack you try while taunting you. the orbs start to coat your blade and sap its power, converting it into more goop, and slowly but surely the sword, whatsitsname, starts to crack. the blade is also, by this point, too dull to do anything. the attempts to smack the robot aren't even worth blocking, and they just skid off. the sword then shatters into a hundred pieces, releasing an explosion of light, which the robot absorbs for power and you absorb for death. as in it hurts you. you try to mount the robot, but a storm of flaming coal strikes at you and knocks you backwards, back into the sharp object factory. the objects are now animate, slashing at you, you barely escape with your life. the gauntlets seem to work... until the robot summons a melses disk, jumps off it, and launches a concentrated dark orb into them, which absorb them and reform into a large, tar black skull. the skull launches homing shots which each slam into you, and each push you back to the ground. the robot then reforms its body into a perfect sphere. you try to attack it, think its recharging or something, but are lifted by an unseen force and slammed repeatedly into the ground, crushing your bones to dust and softer tissues to goo. a storm of black onyx shards fly at you and continue to obliterate your body. you are then repeatedly restored to perfect health, then vaporised, and a Truly massive crystal of ice forms around you, freezing you solid. you eventualy thaw a bit, somehow, but fail to so much as Dent the crystal. now, I would counter you for another hour, but the rest of your attack isn't Done yet. oh, it is, he finished part as i typed that. he noticed the robot? Cute. I remind mksman all his power is precisely equal to mine, except less since he's typing up less text. i proceed to inform him that an infinite amount of robots is practically impossible and that in the time he's spent listening to this, my robot has just defeated all of them in chess, go, calvinball, billiards, and combat, at the same time. All of them. he doesn't know how strong my robot is, does he? heres some context. if my robot got in a fight with 5 gods, each of which grow with time and control an entire dimension entirely and perfectly, on the gods home turf, the robot would win. anyway, his robot or employee or what-have-you Trys to fight my 'bot. keyword, Trys. my robot doesn't waste time trash-talking and catches it off-guard with red and blue swords, which fly at him and knock him back, decimating him and cutting off some of his limbs, before finally launching an orb of power at them and vaporizes it. Listen up mk. what You are doing is called retroactive editing your responding to a post that is after yours. this is against the rules. anyway, the robot proceeds to create a rift to another world and pull your friend/soldier in with it. when the rift opens again, the soldier has been ripped apart. the yank is perfectly negated by the creation of a selective black hole, then countered, pulling the prison ship down to the battlefield. several orbs of green form in the air near my bot and then fly forwards, landing on the ship and imediatly sprouting, creating a good deal of plant matter, which feasts on your ship with wild abandon. the alion friend leaves the ship, only to be impaled through the stomach Several times with plant matter, which starts to eat at him. after he bursts out with that sword, a goopy tar-like substance covers him and starts devouring his limbs. the quantum scythe is created, but my robot grabs a scythe of his own, and continues to predict every attack perfectly. he understands the fundamental laws of the universe well enough to predict the location of your blade at any point in time he needs. he continues to fight your alien for the fun of it. the shot of that cannon is caught. yes, he catches it. my robot then launches the projectile back at the cannon at 3* the speed, shattering it. your "Psionic Feedback" is turned back by the robot, causing it to dig through the aliens mind, taunting it repeatedly while removing its ability to move. a low pain starts to appear,increases, and grows further, slowly driving the alien crazy. the energy waves are absorbed for raw power, since this robot can absorb all non-matter forms of energy at will. the aliens green slime is held in middair by an invisible force and thrown back at him, because nobody would ever just LET green goop touch them. the alien, however, is incapable of resisting due to partial insanity. the robot is not overwhelmed in the slightest, and you seem to not understand what "post-singularity super - intelegence" means. he already Knows everything your going to do. ever. you can't catch him off guard. besides, the goop wouldn't be able to hijack him. hes too advanced and would hijack the goop. their next mistake, aside from letting the bot' enter the aliens mind, was guessing it was a NON combat robot. they prepare to throw him out the airlock when spikes grow from the walls and put them both in a choke the robot turns, with its eye g lowing a faint brown, and sighs
"idiots".
then, when the soldier pulls out the stopwatch, I first snipe it with a pebble moving at approximately 89% of the speed of light, relative to selene, then inform the soldier that it doesn't really work anyway, because there are Infinite possibilitys, and every time they interfere its a whole new possibility.
now, i have a bunch of lore to dump.
Once, there was a guy named thomas, and he had a friend named guy. some time into a magical adventure, they saved the souls of 100 people and fused them to create 10 scientists. they numbered the scientists, and when one of them did well, they named him. Steffan. Steffan was employee number 10, and got a name. because he was the best of the ten. with the help of another employee number...17, known as JSON/jason, and thomas, who was somehow a skilled coder, they sucessfully coded a post-singularity superintelegence. that intelegence was known as J.O.R.D.A.N., but didn't stand for anything. some time later, after Aron, employee number 34, joined and was named, they build J.O.R.D.A.N. a better body, with the power to manipulate elements. J.O.R.D.A.N. used this body to build another intelligence, Ben. working together, they improved bens body. over many years, they became above even the gods.
anyway, the soldier fails, the robot beats him, the robot is intact, your attempts to stop me fail, and you break the rules, possibly, and probably, twice, as in context it seems you only noticed the robot by reading my second post.
you also made a Very explicit response.
chances are, if you make another edit, it will be Another retroactive edit, and should ignored.
for convenience's sake, I will put the end of your post, as of this, in a spoiler.
The robot suddenly is yanked by a mysterious force acting on it. Completely unknown to the robot, the force suddenly yanks it away form the battlefield, and onto a prison ship, where a mysterious alien being is there to meet him. Upon arriving, the robot is immediately stabbed right through its internal CPU with a kinetic impact that resonated perfectly with the robot's materials, essentially ensuring a penetrating blow and immediately causing its CPU to shatter, essentially killing off the robot. But if it still proves to be annoying, heck my alien friend still has plenty of tricks up his sleeve. He proceeds to activate a quantum gauntlet and spawn a powerful quantum scythe, which he hacks the robot constantly with, while also activating a psionic storm that seeps into the cuts created by the quantum scythe, amplifying the storm's damage even more. Following this, the alien proceeds to grab his Hypersmasher Collider Cannon and fire a round right in a critical spot of the robot, then cast Psionic Feedback to leech the robot of all of it's energy. At this moment several energy waves spawn out of nowhere and rapidly combo-slash the robot, while the alien fires a mysterious green substance that covers the now weakened robot, and rapidly seeps into the robot's internal systems. This is cyberslime goo, and it's capable of hijacking technology. Yep, so now the robot not only has to deal with the outside stresses of all the damage it's taking but the internal stresses of having it's systems compromised from the inside as well in an attempt to hack it. The robot is getting overwhelmed, and the alien knows it. He then shoves the now powerless robot out the airlock, before firing the ship's weapon batteries at the non-combat capable robot, leaving only just some scrap metal and cyberslime goo, which rapidly returns to the alien, and now takes the form of the robot it once possessed. Both the alien and cyberslime robot are prepared to fight in case Joe or the robot try pulling something again.
Meanwhile, the soldier who recently captured the robot pulls out a stopwatch, reading "Antique Duster". While it might seem like just an ordinary antique pocketwatch, it actually has a special power-it can destroy timelines and warp spacetime to allow for endless manipulation of events until a desired outcome is reached. It's also locked so only licensed RSAF personnel can handle the device. The soldier activates it, and the timeline in which Joe actually managed to stop the counter, and succeed in getting the spoil, is now destroyed in a massive spatial-temporal explosion.
it then shoots a beam at jest.
[overkill countering goes to killing jest, if he is still alive, or healing piono, otherwise.]
I remind the world/tricklejest that network was hosting in galath (and still is) when he finished off BKOH. since BKOH is pretty much the strongest (not letter) entity we know of, ever, including D|E mech X, this should hopefully be a pretty big boost?[reminding, just in case]
"greetings vriska (thats your name right?)"
"that guy theres threatening to kill you, I think?"
"if I got that right, would you like me to heal or otherwise protect you?"
"i'm kinda against the guy threatening you anyway, so I'm not going to ask you to pay me or anything"
"so wadaya say?"
SUMMERY:
summon earth elemental, heal piono, Counter MKsman. a lot. too much, perhaps. overkill damages jest, or if hes dead, heals piono.
entitys charge, some of the dirt golems build a wall.
summon earth elemental
remind trickle about network
try to ally with vriska, offer to heal her.
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Post by Piono on Mar 9, 2017 17:53:38 GMT
As a note, I have the same number of forge points every time I forge an item. Hence why I can only do it once per round and it still takes my action.
46/150 for Secret Combinations
44/150 for A Really Bad Idea
6/? for ???
+2 to AC
Enerald_Mann attempts to drop a rock on JOE, but I dash forward and eat the rock before it can make contact, as per my agreement with JOE. I think that was a counter attempt at least. Oh well, it got blocked. 2 credit subtracted from JOE's account.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 18
foodman: 19
Cyan: 10
Emerald: 12
JOE: 13 (block up to 1 counter at a rate of 2 each)
TOG: 4
enerald_mann: 2
Masked General: 2
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Post by MaskedGeneral on Mar 9, 2017 23:33:29 GMT
/another placeholder
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Post by w32coravint on Mar 11, 2017 12:40:42 GMT
A random person walks into the battlefield. She appears to be a visual novel character you can't quite identify.
I magic up an ivory casting assistant device and use it to throw the Consumer Being into the air at a vertical velocity of 400 m s-1 upward. The Consumer Being lands on the LoLaTSprite^4 at an equivalent vertical velocity of 400 m s-1 downward. I then switch spells and dig a hole underneath the next poster, ruining their attack.
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Post by arcanecynic on Mar 11, 2017 12:59:50 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 7/120 Grand necromancy 13/150 a new thing 1/ cmon joe, why you gotta make it sound like i threatened vriska for no reason. You couldn't hear me (noone could), so don't assume what i'm saying. I'm allying with her, but due to her affinity to my artefact we will fight, and i will win. because she isn't real. also, that was one half-assed allying attempt, it's almost insulting. vriska is a (non-existent) person too, you know. now let me attack food man in peace. I channel the power of the Magus, on of three alternative personalities that i have. 'So, food, you think you are a better mage than i am? you think you can let galath channel your power and get away with it? NO, not today! like i said before, your necromancers are weaklings, i did better things, living zombie planet and former nature god turned in an avatar of pollution remember? well, i am not only a great Necromancer, but a great pretty much everything-mancer. Pyromancer, aquamancer, terramancer, whatever the fuck. now prepare to get manced.' i lift foodman up with my control over every aspect of is blood, the water, the iron, everything. move the ground out of the way to let him fall from a higher distance and smack him down. then o channel to power of light and fre, to create SUPER_MEGA_LASERFEST deluxe version 1.6. i incinerate food's very being, his conceptual core. i then move him to the frog hotel zone zone and let him face the horrors there. after he has faced enough horrors, and his mind has been broken i move his body into the void, and let it get shredded. i then assemble his remains, now mere quarks, mush them together and attck the heap by summoning the power of matter eater lad, the superhero with the power to eat anything. he eats it all, and shits it out in a matter similar to foods own white hole. i then use the power of death to transform into the pale horseman and reap the shit out of him. since he was shit there is now nothing but a broken conceptual core left. i then grab the unexistentializer and use it for an extended amount of time. SUMMARY: i rant to joe a bit, and then attack food. |
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Post by TrickleJest on Mar 11, 2017 13:12:06 GMT
voidmist counter: 76 Fire: 3%, 0/12 Water: 3%, 0/12 [earth 22%, 22/88] Stone storm boosts my attack on jest with 17 stacks.air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 14/? +3 omegabetleaders flame twirl 9/? destruction 4/4 Next: __1/? +2 piono I observe the golemental2's death.
oh well, it was just a bunch of fused golems and stuff. sure, it took a use of special, but thats really it.
then I look at thyme incarnates HP and grin. and then grin more. the grin doesn't stop growing.
"well then."
I clench both my fists and a small burst of blue flame wreaths them for a moment
"This is going to be nice"
"Dilution"
water gathers on the ground next to me and starts to rise into a snake-like shape. I point at jest / thyme incarnate, make a finger gun, and pretend fire it. the snake launches forwards and bites one of jests arms clean off, before eating him whole, soaking him and diluting all of his Thyme, before he rips through the snakes main torso with a burst of energy. the snakes remains wrap around my right arm and are absorbed.
jest should be very, very dead now.
I then realise this is a perfect place for someone else to try to stop me and take the possible actually useful spoil, so I go on a quest to create a rift to summon a guy to protect me. first, I start looking for a random hole in the ground. I proceed to lift my hand slightly and then thrust it down, cracking a decent amount of earth and breaking a hole into a cavern. I then start carving intricate designs into the walls, all of which are esentialy 'butts', 'doyee', or 'Fire' in some font/language or another. I then create a small altar in the middle, mentaly note the location, and leave, imediatly finding a rift to hell.
naturaly, I go in. theres a lot of demons there, but I manage to knock most of them back with a few rocks from stone storm and block the remaining attacks with magority guard [not using the system] [IC, majority guard is levitating a bunch of rocks around you and concentrating them in locations with more force, so you only need the force of blocking the opponents attack, rather then also blocking every bit of air.]
I then grab a sword, twirl it in a way that is physically impossible, and throw it at the incoming demon brute. I then B+L/(i)<Nh.>C/K] over and grab the sword, launching back as I release the stored energy and cause an explosion. I skid backwards and Teleport over to the castle, dodging the spike pit by manifesting wings and flying over it. I reach the leader, the demon i made a deal with in another world, and inform him i require a blood shard, soul fragment, and fire orb. he hands me them and asks how I'm paying. I manifest an incredibly detailed sword and hand it to him.
"that is not anywhere near close to worth i- Aaaand he's gone."
I leave the realm, close the rift by force, and place the 3 items on the appropriate pedestals. theres a flash of light and when it dims, theres a very tall, slightly robotic being in front of me. the robot stands till for a few moments, then says hello. i greet it and request it goes back in time and trys to stop anyone from stoping me from killing jest or bringing him here. he obliges, and thats it.
"now, annis, I think taking the establishement will be useful, and I also really don't want you to use tazzian thyme."
"at the same time, I don't want to give you another ability"
"so I'm going to kill you with a charge."
I Use destruction, causing several black-red orbs of energy to appear in the air, spin around me a few times, and then fly towards annis's non-moving body (since their taking a break). they float in the air around it and start spinning, trapping them in place. I look at them and mutter "melses door", creating a pure black sphere infront of me. It twitches, and a burst of spikes shoots out, going straight for annis's head. this leaves a hole where their brain should be. the orb disintegrates and I thrust my hand sideways and slightly back, creating another sphere, though much smaller, and I move my hand as if to throw a ball, causing the sphere to fly towards them. I then close my hand into a fist, and the orb splits into hundreds a mere centimeter from their face, spinning around and vaporising them. I then grab establishment from them.
" hello nikitaw."
"I invite you to join the omegabet"
"we are some people who don't want to burn everything to the ground and are trying to stop the other people, which do."
"also we have cool hats"
SUMMERY/ENTITY ORDERS
>dirt golem hoard, water elemental hoard, stone golem, ice elemental: finish the charge consumer ignored, which ends up as a 8/8 - 10/10, because of reasons from before + my summon this turn. the charge produces a part-finished fortress that blocks attacks targeting my entitys. >JOE:first, stone storm and attack jest, hopefully for the kill. 17 stacks, animation, some text, and a paragrph or 2 of tamper prevention. second, use a 4 charge to kill consumer and claim establishment, with some text. third, use the wisp to summon an ice elemental. fourth, greet nikitaw and attempt to convince them to join you. Fifth, lastly, and most certainly not least: choose the golemancy locked skill as you gain 25% in earth. >altar: absorb the ice elemental and stone golem after the charge. >dirt golem hoard & ice elemental: if i failed to kill jest myself, attack him as well. otherwise, they preform the previously mentioned action You build a new wall, this time being an actual Fortress! Yeah, yeah, Jest's dead. Ice Elemental summoned! GOLEMANCY UNLOCKED! Nikitaw greeted! Oh noes, Jest is dead, blah blah blah, all that shit. Anyway, you're greeted by your brand new Spoil, Branchinator! YES I KNOW THIS ISN'T LINKED TO JEST, BUT IDGAF. AWFUL HOSPITAL REFERENCES INBOUND! REST IN PIECE, PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT! Normally, humans can't branchinate, because come on, we're fucking pathetic beings. The very very very very abridged version of what branchinating is - "each being has a core, you're a body, aka only a manifestation of said core. Most beings can branchinate, which allows them to inhabit a second body. This is why other beings aren't as afraid of losing things as us p*ssies." (YES I HAD THE DECENCY TO CENSOR THAT) Well, now everyone's wildest dreams can come true! Branchinating is now possible, if only to Joe. Here's how this piece of shit machine works! Takes 15 turns to be ready. Once ready, it can be used to branchinate! Joe will be able to switch bodies at will, in a bullshit Terraria!Tazz-esque way. One body will be active, while another will be inactive. Basically, you can switch between Joe1 or Joe2 or whatever the fuck you'll name 'em. Once you branchinate once, the Branchinator will take a longer time to be ready again (30 turns) and if you manage to branchinate a second time, the machine will permanently break. Sorry, Joe, only three bodies for you until I change my mind or I perish under the pressure of the DE, which is seeming increasingly feasible. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-38,000-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-4/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-2 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 16/50 (+2 from AC) 100/100 for Large hole- been done but i will keep here for reasons 70/100 for Foundation- 90 zombies working on this now, because yeah O: Galath goes up and stabs Jest with his soul because he can do that. If possible necromancers make more zombies! WOO MORE ZOMBIES! +2 piono More zombies are summoned! You stab Jest's corpse. Hey! D:That was an alternate version of you. Hmph.I could delete this post and likely should. But heh. Heheheh. Look at my edge. My edge is amazing. actually screw it DLE's fun imma post Annis the Dreamwalker appears to have destablised after being defiled by Jest, and appears to be getting back to JOE. 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Nothing is SaкredA cloud of smoke appears not far from the battlefield. After a few seconds, the smoke dissipates and a figure in a blue robe appears. "So here I am at the--"
"Wait. This doesn't look like the NSS Cyberiad..."
"Where the fuck am I?"
"Alright...", The figure says, as they draw a card with an image of a wizard on it out an unusual deck of cards.
A strange creature (appearence) appears a few seconds after. "Boot sequence complete. Crowd control modules activated. Holoparasite swarm online. "
"Prepare for anything, holoparasite. We are in an unknown area."
"Yes, master."
The wizard-like figure gets a strange magical orb out of their backpack and starts to stare into it... 1/2 Scrying OrbThe so called "holoparasite" gets into a fighting position.
Chaos Guardian
HP: The same as their summoner.
How guardian HP works:
The guardian shares their HP with their summoner (the wizard, in our case).When the summoner gets attacked, the guardian s uffers damage. And vice versa.Since the player character ("PC") technically has no HP, they will instead get stunned after a specific amount of damage is dealt to them. I will let the GM decide how much.Welcome back! I honestly doubt anyone would target you, but oh well. You can have three charges at a time, cap is 150. I don't advise you to summon the Guardian in one post, those tend to get brainwashed. FlameL 77/77 LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 6/120 Grand necromancy 8/150 a new thing 0/??? FlameL is finished. I have obtained the seven stones of the flaming L, or what they're commonly known as, the seven philosophers stones. these incredibly potent salts are very dangerous, both for you and your enemies. To handle the stones you need protective gloves, as they'll cut your hands up until nothing is left but quarks with their sharp edges. i embed these stones in my body, i can handle the edge. i put three in my forehead, one in each of the backs of my hands, and the final two in my forearms. with this incredible power i increase eadollis' power with the equivalent of 4 charges. the rest of the power i keep safe. i then notice shit going down around me. c'mon guys, i was gone for one turn, and you let xylan turn on DE. facepalm. i sneak up to vriska make sure nobody can hear us, i even create a thin layer of vacuum so no sound gets out. 'so serket, i don't like this anymore than you do. I earned 8ullets, and you are it's rightful owner, but i can make a deal, you get one of the 8ullets, and i get the other. You won't get this for free though. Listen, i need you to kill someone, i'll help of course, but he is kinda my semi-ally so he needs to be weakened. Of course i'm talking about Xylan, it's a pity really when i re-apeared into this world, i saw potential. To me Xylan looked like a guy with his morals in the right place, his methods were just... controversial. I, back then still a righteous fighter for good, a noble hero, who, when everyone else attacked straight away, reasoned with the hiatus, believed that he was, in fact, a great man. I of course have to admit that currently i am not the man i used to be. Tricklejest ruined me. Now i am broken, my mind is broken. But my morals are the same. i started Delta Enlightened for two reasons: to avenge myself, crush those who had wronged me, and to protect other from the same Tyranny i was put through, and most of all prevent the bastard from doing something similar to innocent people ever again. But now Xylan has turned on me, he has turned against the innocent, and annis. The ONLY reason he hasn't attempted to eradicate us all earlier, is because we furthered his own plans. I should have known better than to trust this man, maybe pilot was right. No, i won't change teams. If I learned anything from this is not to trust any team other than my own. I will have full control over my own fate, that should speak to you. I have crushed one half of my nemesis already, another will fall soon by the hands of others. There are may more halfs of the wicked Tricklejest, of course, but i will crush them all. And this resolve, this determination, will make not only the Avatar of Blasphemy, but also Xylan fall. I do need your help in this, you aren't real so you might not have noticed, but i have been down on my luck recently. With our powers combined we can crush anyone who stands in my way. I say my and not our because i am not cliché, and lord english has been destroyed before. Unfortunately, if you do not choose to help me, and choose to stand in my way, you will be crushed. if you haven't noticed, which you haven't, i'm a fan of getting my way, and torturing people who are in said way. i have many ironic way to deal with people, i'm pretty much satan on that department. Now it's up to you. Will you take what is rightfully yours, and help me in my ventures, or will you choose to delay me in my goals and sacrifice yourself in the process?' with that i leave vriska, and walk over to Jest. 'Jest, my man, how's it hanging? oh, you're claiming the title of villain #1, that's funny. i see you quite dislike DE, the lovechild of my hatred towards you and your other half, that jerk, and my rightious morals. That's too bad. I was planning to take annis and you on a crazed adventure for the differently sane. Seeing as we all are a bit crazy on the inside, you are half a mind completely taken over by thyme, Annis is a crazy bitch with fucked up morals, and my mind shattered, how fun. but you ruined that all, and now you are dying, maybe you are close to death, maybe you are already knock, knock, knocking on heavens door. what, did i say-, it was simply a simple slip of the tongue. i meant HELLS door. but anyway, what i wanted to say is this: i despise you, i did before, but merely because you were when whole, but now it's personal. No this isn't bout Xylan and DE, this iss about you thinking you are villain #1, that's just funny. and now you're dead. you know what they say: Pride comes before the fall, your hubris got the better of you, mate. That was your hamartia, i didn't even need to retrieve some ancient powerful artefact tailored for you alone, you had it within you all along! I spit on you, hopefully this will be the final blow, i doubt it, but who knows. I spit on you and do nothing more. but that isn't to say this attack is weak, all but that, really. This droplet of spit crushes anyone with whom it comes in contact with with my dissapointment. i am very disapointed in you, Jest, Master of Trickery, Trickstery, Thymery and Memery, All Who Stand in His Path Mustard Be Eradicated, He Slays Those Who Do not Give Themselves in, and Destroys those Who Defy Him, He is the True God of Hyperdeath, Fear Him, Lest He Shall Come for You. This of course doesn't mean i will waste my attack, if you, Jest, are dead already, this attack will fly straight to Foodman and will be amplified by the power and minerals of a fallen mGod.' if food dies because of my i wil take salt bjofur or whatever it's called, you know the drill. i also use the insanity pogo on food, the killing really needs to happen. Summary: i activate a charge with which i upgrade EADOllis for 4 charges. i then move over to vriska, ask her to join my cause during my first of two monologues. the i attack jest depending on deadness, if (jest=dead) and do the 2nd monologue. i also used the insanity pogo. AC.attack(foodman)You attack Foodman with the Pogo! 2 damage, INSANITY debuff applied and eats an addition 1 HP. Terror Bat takes the hit for Annis, taking a bunch of damage. EADOllis gains 2,000 HP, becomes an ELITE! Also, you screw up, that was X, not Jest. Vriska laughs. Vriska: Hah. Pathetic.
Vriska: Do you think I'm afraid of you????????
Vriska: Oh no, look at this, some dork with what looks like kidney stones on his body parts is threatening to attack me!!!!!!!!
Vriska: Hahahahahahahaha!
Vriska: That weapon is mine, 8itch.
Vriska: And I will make sure you don't live to tell the tale.Ouch. Charges: Unleash: 28/100 Combat Suit Mk 11: 3/50 SOAotPP: 23/100 +2 Piono I then realize something while I was performing my AWESOME COMBO ATTACK OF AWESOMENESS: That skrub Joe was is about to steal my spoil! Mine! I worked so HARD, longposting constantly, and he's just going to steal it from me. NO. NO NONONONONONONO. GTFO Joe. I decide to counter Joe's attack. I decide to warp time to a position where I am in a perfect position to counter Joe's attack. I decide to do the unthinkable, and defend Thyme Incarnate. At least for now. I suspend Thyme Incarnate in a pocket dimension field, to warp him to my pocket dimension, where he'll be safe. From Joe. And everyone else I guess that's not me (yes that means you too Foodman, sorry). I reinforce this field by casting Evershine Mirror Barrier, and also by casting Phason Drive. After the barrier is up, I then turn my attention to Joe. I then counter his water based attack by throwing several shots of Raganrokian Dire Elethunder directly at Joe and the area around him, saturating the battlefield with lightning. The lightning shocks Joe and causes him to cut off the attack in pain as powerful lightning balls and bolts rain from the sky onto him. If that isn't enough to stop him, I warp right next to him, armed with one of my legendary swords, Sekramantia, a blade forged from purified Zetatonian minerals, known to be several orders of magnitude harder than anything known to the rest of the Grand Multiversal Registry of Materials and Matter. The blade was forged over three eons, with the first species to forge the blade the first hyperintelligent beings to exist. As they eventually died out, the next hyperintelligent species discovered the blade and began to upgrade it with the discoveries that they learned. The process expanded with each new generation, each new species, until at last the legendary blade was able to transcend dimensional existence and ended up in the hands HP Mk, the strongest member of the Mk family. He imparted in the blade the power for it to smite deities, and beings that many considered invincible. It was passed on to me as I traveled to Selene and the DLE universe, in case I would need it to defeat an ultimate being (totally not foreshadowing something), but hey, it works for stopping animation spamming players who act annoying as well. I then put Joe in a chokehold before stabbing him several times in the vital organs and joints with Sakramantia, while I absorb the lightning I saturated the battlefield with to increase my strength further. After I stab Joe several times, I then bludgeon him in the back of the head with the pommel of Sakramantia, force him to the ground, then get a mount on him to prevent him from escaping my next barrage of attacks. I proceed to then smash Joe's face in with my Kinetic Gravity Gauntlets with a super fast attack rush, warping the forces of the universe just for the purpose of increasing the power of my attack rush. After beating Joe with some melee attacks, I then throw him and then snipe him in midair with my Crosscannon Mk 45 Revolver-Action Sniper, an incredibly powerful sniper rifle firing Hytronium ammunition, specialized ammunition designed to damage elemental being like Joe. I then follow up by unleashing a wave of psychokinetic energy orbs and slamming Joe between all of them, before I charge him at MFTL+ speed and slash him with Sakramantia again. I then warp up and pull out Horokanon, the legendary greataxe, forged from a pre-big bang universe, and containing with in it all of the energy of the cosmos. Again, the power of the weapon, while considered great, still was not enough for RSAF, so HP Mk took the liberty of shoving some parallel universes inside of it, then proceeded to make it create its own universes. Essentially the hammer will never shatter or weaken, regardless of how much it is used or how much the enemy tries to destroy it. I then proceed to smash Joe with the hammer, sending him smashing right all the way down to the center of Selene, and causing him to come out the other end. An energy clone of mine is waiting for him there, which proceeds to suplex him super hard into Apollo-Wurn 48F, effectively BFRing him and stopping his attacks and counters from reaching without sufficient range. This should stop his annoyances for now, considering how I have a second post that he doesn't have. Oh, Joe summoned a time traveling robot to try and stop me? How cute. Let's get real here, I am the OVERLORD of spacetime and progression. Caliborn has NOTHING on me. I can completely manipulate all the events of all the timelines of an entire infinite dimensional reality to follow my exact specifications down to the thought, and produce a sequence of events to my specifications, just so I could make a "homemade" movie to show to some people. I have INFINITE numbers of time traveling robots, each easily powerful enough to take out a multiversal eldritch horror. Not to mention RSAF has employed several being on the hyperversal level just to serve as receptionists. You know what, let's pan the camera over to my employees. They deserve some recognition for the hard work they do. Some location, somewhere, past time: "Well well, look at what we have here. A time traveling robot, trying to defeat our commander. Wow, whoever sent you must have had some REALLY high hopes for you. Unfortunately, well, you're not even close to defeating one tiny fragment of him. I just happen to have a tiny fragment here, no greater than 1/(infinity^googleplex^Aleph-1) of my total essence. And even less of a fraction of the essence of my commander, Mk, probably no more than 1/(infinity^googleplex^Aleph-1^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infinity^infintity^infinity^infinity^infinity.......) of his. Ah, no matter, let's see how well you fare." Despite the robot's attempt to use a rush attack during the monologue, which the soldier gives a little credit for, the soldier easily manages to dodge and smack ito the robot back, then sever one of its leg joints with a cutting laser to force it to the ground. The Mk clone is summoned, and stares at the robot. Finally, he goes for a tackle, and has no problem overpowering the robot, and ripping its limbs off and delivering a knockout punch. "Well, that was disappointing." The robot is then crushed underneath the boot of the soldier who captured it. Any overkill damage dealt in this attack is transferred over to Thyme Incarnate, who takes bonus damage due to being in my pocket dimension that I have control over. If Thyme Incarnate dies, I take his spoil of war. Any leftover damage after THAT goes to healing Piono. Portal: 3/5 Hydro Flux Stabilizer Well, rest in pepperonis. Joe spends insane amounts of effort to get the spoil, and he succeeds. How unfortunate. You heal Piono for 6 health using the power of that post! As a Consolation Prize, have a +18. I use the magical power of duct tape to inflict Silenced on Be Silent, Child. Suddenly, out of the blue, out of the red, and out of the green, Eight posthumously finishes his charge! Of course, since he's dead, the effect is greatly diminished. Anyways, a ball of red and green light surrounds the Terror Bat! The light vanishes, but the Terror Bat is permanently changed. By that, I mean the Terror Bat has become Infinitized. (+3,000 damage, -3,000 max health) Ten wonders why he's still alive. The Angry Horde of Stylish Fans spray paints an insulting message on the Dry Wall. Be Silent, Child gives a horrific screech and the devours the duct tape while the tape itself yells in misery. Since I really fucking hate my own entity, and it's a running gag to randomly give you entities now, you can have Terror Bat, I don't exactly care anymore. ;3 Dry Wall is gone! “Blast!” the general says under his breath. “This damage is going to take ages to repair, isn’t it?” He glances toward his fallen friend. “Though, I wish I could say that that was the worst thing that happened.” This is made even worse by the fact that the ultimate killer was going to be killed by, of all people, JOE. At least he could still get some petty revenge on the other entities that attacked the Guy. So, he starts burying landmines below locations where the Evasive Ninjas would be likely to evade to. Then, he starts firing a machine gun at them continuously. [General (x1)] 20/20 Another One After a bit of tinkering, the general has been able to fix some of the issues with the Shy Guy Pipe. +1 Magistics to the Pipe. Magistics: Pipe (x3): Shy Guys: 3 Supply Stockpile: 0 Castle (x1): Shy Guys: 0 Supply Stockpile: 1 Toy Box (x1): Toy Guys: 0 Copy: 1 (5/10 Blade (The word is Blade. The word has always been Blade.) of Infinite Potential) SkyGuy Castle: Sky Guys: 1 Supply Stockpile: 20 SP From Magistics: +1 SP From US: -1 SP [General (x1)] 10/50 The Gang’s All Here [General (x1), Redstonetam (+2)] 5/50 On Our Terms [Dry Guy (Fortified (McDelta’s Castle)) (x1)] 7/15 We Fall Alone [Shy Guys (Fortified (McDelta‘s Castle)) (x5)] 14/20 Super Sent-Guys (x5) [Shy Guys (Support) (x42), SkyGuys (Support) (x6)] Repairing McDelta Castle [Paused] 1/15 Further Improved Magistics [Collective Effort] [Toy Guys (x7)] Look adorable +2 Piono The Evasive Ninjas evade from mine to mine, until at one point they get tired! You still don't manage to harm 'em, but their evasion is decreased. fiurentbvixmurbdcuvndsuvbdybvdfvromvefbcsdmcu8fhvfdvcyecoer9rnvurgdn ufmokd0xkwe098fhrechwisjeufgry7u 30/100 Arcana Orbis (forgot to up it in last post, whoops) 3/20 Entropic Golem (+1 from Xylan) +2 to MaskedGeneral The Consumer Being attacks LoLaTsprite^4. Judas rips the Blindman's Scroll in half. LoLaT takes 1.5k damage. The Scroll takes 2k damage! 45/150 for Secret Combinations 35/150 for A Really Bad Idea 5/? for ??? +2 to AC I look up at the DIE mech, then shrug. "Meh, I've seen worse." I decide that I won't Piononuke this son of a gun just yet. But I have my eye on him... For now I deicde there's nothing in particular I want to nuke, so I just throw up a large shield around myself, comprised of many, many elements. Anyone who attacks me will not only deal greatly reduced damage, but will also receive retaliatory damage for their trouble. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 18 foodman: 17 Cyan: 10 Emerald: 10 JOE: 13 (block up to 2 counters at a rate of 2 each) TOG: 2 enerald_mann: 2 Masked General: 2 Your system gets the OK! I request that you also give an estimate about how much Blood and all that affects things, I honestly can't decide on my own. I'll modify from there. Shield placed! Relatively weak as you didn't use charge on it and it doesn't appear to be in the Forge. +2 Piono IB/MM/FS: 7/100 each I do a final fantasy esque casting animation... and a single rock falls on JOE. Not even a very big one, like, you can fit it in your hand. But this is no ordinary rock. This is a rock steak. It's edible....yeah I have no idea what I'm trying to do here JOE takes 1 damage! Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-40,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-5/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-2 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 19/50 (+2 from AC) 100/100 for Large hole- been done but i will keep here for reasons 100/100 for Foundation- Complete, trickle i suppose you can add too the battlefield if you want but at this point there isnt much there to destroy so eh. 0/100 for First floor- and so it begins I split some healiness between piono and galath because of reasons. I also finished a health charge boost thingy that increases galaths health. +2 Piono Galath gains 2,500 health. What does Foundation do again? I realise that knowing what my singular charge is at right now might be useful... back in a bit. /somethingholder (but what is the something? who knows...)
ThatOneChargeIveHadGoingForAWhileNow 31 (+1 cause fusing fail=) 32 /Twitter
(huh. though it was more. oh well. (maybe it would have been better if I had charged it during all those crappy mini-posts I made while drunk))
LINES!
+2 to Pipopo LIIIIIIIIIINES! Payload [???]: 6/150 MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online.Round 1 [ARTIFACT]: 6/25 Ring-a-ding-ding, mothergorilla.The Negi Method 2.0 [ATTACK]: 6/10 "Steph Curry my gorilla." - Wheelz, 2017+2 Enny Ennassi Disappointed by the lack of antimatter explosions, Dex casts Salsaball on Thyme Incarnate. Thyme Incarnate is super dead already! Enny gains 2 turns. voidmist counter: 79 Fire: 3%, 0/12 [Water: 3%, 3/12] cast heal on piono, 3 stacksearth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 15/? flame twirl 10/? __2/2 using. REDACTED increases the power of my previous post, specifically the part which damages jest. next: ? 1/? +2 piono wisp summons an earth elemental. all my entitys start another charge : 3/7 bigger wall but 38 of the dirt golems build a wall instead of helping. man, bro, mksman. that was supposed to be a counter? tsk tsk. firstly. I have a time traveling robot with magic stopping you. lets observe it in action the robot spots you setting up your pocket dimension and throws a ball of fire at you, catching you off guard. A wave of its hand and a wall of bone-spikes rises from the ground, forcing you to dodge sideways, and It raise its hand, causing a series of explosive spheres to form at your feet, and detonating them, launching you in the air where several ice shards crystallize in midair and slash into your arms, cutting you and knocking you back into the sharp objects factory, giving you thousands of cuts. your mirror effect is negated by a book explaining the illumination problem, causing an infinite amount of infinitesimal dark spots to form on it, and shattering it. the robot takes a small artifact out of its bag of tricks and throws it at you. the artifact becomes a lightning rod and absorbs your attack. simultaneously, a green wall flashes into existence around me and blocks your electric Thing. the ground beneath you immediately becomes jagged and uneven "yano, I don't really like your style of attack writing, since it leaves no logical room for survival, but lets see how You like it."
the robot warps over, throws a small pebble at you, and warps away, absorbing all the lightning for power, and focuses it into a small orb. the orb grows in size over a fraction of a second and flys forwards, splitting and rejoining repeatedly, before finally all the small orbs fly at you as you warp near me. the orbs bombard you while i'm busy blinking, so i don't even See you interfere. the robot warps over to where you land and manifests a few thin shards of gray stone, with which it proceeds to parry each blow. it also sets up an anti teleportation matrix, stopping you from leaving. "you still can't push more then your muscles provide. pathetic."you try to fight back, but the robots skills are perfect, predicting your every move. did i mention that he's a post-singularity superintelegence? anyway, the robot completely crushes you in all aspects, firing orbs of inky black goop at the swords every few seconds and then spamming taunt, dodging every attack you try while taunting you. the orbs start to coat your blade and sap its power, converting it into more goop, and slowly but surely the sword, whatsitsname, starts to crack. the blade is also, by this point, too dull to do anything. the attempts to smack the robot aren't even worth blocking, and they just skid off. the sword then shatters into a hundred pieces, releasing an explosion of light, which the robot absorbs for power and you absorb for death. as in it hurts you. you try to mount the robot, but a storm of flaming coal strikes at you and knocks you backwards, back into the sharp object factory. the objects are now animate, slashing at you, you barely escape with your life. the gauntlets seem to work... until the robot summons a melses disk, jumps off it, and launches a concentrated dark orb into them, which absorb them and reform into a large, tar black skull. the skull launches homing shots which each slam into you, and each push you back to the ground. the robot then reforms its body into a perfect sphere. you try to attack it, think its recharging or something, but are lifted by an unseen force and slammed repeatedly into the ground, crushing your bones to dust and softer tissues to goo. a storm of black onyx shards fly at you and continue to obliterate your body. you are then repeatedly restored to perfect health, then vaporised, and a Truly massive crystal of ice forms around you, freezing you solid. you eventualy thaw a bit, somehow, but fail to so much as Dent the crystal. now, I would counter you for another hour, but the rest of your attack isn't Done yet. oh, it is, he finished part as i typed that. he noticed the robot? Cute. I remind mksman all his power is precisely equal to mine, except less since he's typing up less text. i proceed to inform him that an infinite amount of robots is practically impossible and that in the time he's spent listening to this, my robot has just defeated all of them in chess, go, calvinball, billiards, and combat, at the same time. All of them. he doesn't know how strong my robot is, does he? heres some context. if my robot got in a fight with 5 gods, each of which grow with time and control an entire dimension entirely and perfectly, on the gods home turf, the robot would win. anyway, his robot or employee or what-have-you Trys to fight my 'bot. keyword, Trys. my robot doesn't waste time trash-talking and catches it off-guard with red and blue swords, which fly at him and knock him back, decimating him and cutting off some of his limbs, before finally launching an orb of power at them and vaporizes it. Listen up mk. what You are doing is called retroactive editing your responding to a post that is after yours. this is against the rules. anyway, the robot proceeds to create a rift to another world and pull your friend/soldier in with it. when the rift opens again, the soldier has been ripped apart. the yank is perfectly negated by the creation of a selective black hole, then countered, pulling the prison ship down to the battlefield. several orbs of green form in the air near my bot and then fly forwards, landing on the ship and imediatly sprouting, creating a good deal of plant matter, which feasts on your ship with wild abandon. the alion friend leaves the ship, only to be impaled through the stomach Several times with plant matter, which starts to eat at him. after he bursts out with that sword, a goopy tar-like substance covers him and starts devouring his limbs. the quantum scythe is created, but my robot grabs a scythe of his own, and continues to predict every attack perfectly. he understands the fundamental laws of the universe well enough to predict the location of your blade at any point in time he needs. he continues to fight your alien for the fun of it. the shot of that cannon is caught. yes, he catches it. my robot then launches the projectile back at the cannon at 3* the speed, shattering it. your "Psionic Feedback" is turned back by the robot, causing it to dig through the aliens mind, taunting it repeatedly while removing its ability to move. a low pain starts to appear,increases, and grows further, slowly driving the alien crazy. the energy waves are absorbed for raw power, since this robot can absorb all non-matter forms of energy at will. the aliens green slime is held in middair by an invisible force and thrown back at him, because nobody would ever just LET green goop touch them. the alien, however, is incapable of resisting due to partial insanity. the robot is not overwhelmed in the slightest, and you seem to not understand what "post-singularity super - intelegence" means. he already Knows everything your going to do. ever. you can't catch him off guard. besides, the goop wouldn't be able to hijack him. hes too advanced and would hijack the goop. their next mistake, aside from letting the bot' enter the aliens mind, was guessing it was a NON combat robot. they prepare to throw him out the airlock when spikes grow from the walls and put them both in a choke the robot turns, with its eye g lowing a faint brown, and sighs
"idiots".
then, when the soldier pulls out the stopwatch, I first snipe it with a pebble moving at approximately 89% of the speed of light, relative to selene, then inform the soldier that it doesn't really work anyway, because there are Infinite possibilitys, and every time they interfere its a whole new possibility.
now, i have a bunch of lore to dump.
Once, there was a guy named thomas, and he had a friend named guy. some time into a magical adventure, they saved the souls of 100 people and fused them to create 10 scientists. they numbered the scientists, and when one of them did well, they named him. Steffan. Steffan was employee number 10, and got a name. because he was the best of the ten. with the help of another employee number...17, known as JSON/jason, and thomas, who was somehow a skilled coder, they sucessfully coded a post-singularity superintelegence. that intelegence was known as J.O.R.D.A.N., but didn't stand for anything. some time later, after Aron, employee number 34, joined and was named, they build J.O.R.D.A.N. a better body, with the power to manipulate elements. J.O.R.D.A.N. used this body to build another intelligence, Ben. working together, they improved bens body. over many years, they became above even the gods.
anyway, the soldier fails, the robot beats him, the robot is intact, your attempts to stop me fail, and you break the rules, possibly, and probably, twice, as in context it seems you only noticed the robot by reading my second post.
you also made a Very explicit response.
chances are, if you make another edit, it will be Another retroactive edit, and should ignored.
for convenience's sake, I will put the end of your post, as of this, in a spoiler.
The robot suddenly is yanked by a mysterious force acting on it. Completely unknown to the robot, the force suddenly yanks it away form the battlefield, and onto a prison ship, where a mysterious alien being is there to meet him. Upon arriving, the robot is immediately stabbed right through its internal CPU with a kinetic impact that resonated perfectly with the robot's materials, essentially ensuring a penetrating blow and immediately causing its CPU to shatter, essentially killing off the robot. But if it still proves to be annoying, heck my alien friend still has plenty of tricks up his sleeve. He proceeds to activate a quantum gauntlet and spawn a powerful quantum scythe, which he hacks the robot constantly with, while also activating a psionic storm that seeps into the cuts created by the quantum scythe, amplifying the storm's damage even more. Following this, the alien proceeds to grab his Hypersmasher Collider Cannon and fire a round right in a critical spot of the robot, then cast Psionic Feedback to leech the robot of all of it's energy. At this moment several energy waves spawn out of nowhere and rapidly combo-slash the robot, while the alien fires a mysterious green substance that covers the now weakened robot, and rapidly seeps into the robot's internal systems. This is cyberslime goo, and it's capable of hijacking technology. Yep, so now the robot not only has to deal with the outside stresses of all the damage it's taking but the internal stresses of having it's systems compromised from the inside as well in an attempt to hack it. The robot is getting overwhelmed, and the alien knows it. He then shoves the now powerless robot out the airlock, before firing the ship's weapon batteries at the non-combat capable robot, leaving only just some scrap metal and cyberslime goo, which rapidly returns to the alien, and now takes the form of the robot it once possessed. Both the alien and cyberslime robot are prepared to fight in case Joe or the robot try pulling something again.
Meanwhile, the soldier who recently captured the robot pulls out a stopwatch, reading "Antique Duster". While it might seem like just an ordinary antique pocketwatch, it actually has a special power-it can destroy timelines and warp spacetime to allow for endless manipulation of events until a desired outcome is reached. It's also locked so only licensed RSAF personnel can handle the device. The soldier activates it, and the timeline in which Joe actually managed to stop the counter, and succeed in getting the spoil, is now destroyed in a massive spatial-temporal explosion.
it then shoots a beam at jest.
[overkill countering goes to killing jest, if he is still alive, or healing piono, otherwise.]
I remind the world/tricklejest that network was hosting in galath (and still is) when he finished off BKOH. since BKOH is pretty much the strongest (not letter) entity we know of, ever, including D|E mech X, this should hopefully be a pretty big boost?[reminding, just in case]
"greetings vriska (thats your name right?)"
"that guy theres threatening to kill you, I think?"
"if I got that right, would you like me to heal or otherwise protect you?"
"i'm kinda against the guy threatening you anyway, so I'm not going to ask you to pay me or anything"
"so wadaya say?"
SUMMERY:
summon earth elemental, heal piono, Counter MKsman. a lot. too much, perhaps. overkill damages jest, or if hes dead, heals piono.
entitys charge, some of the dirt golems build a wall.
summon earth elemental
remind trickle about network
try to ally with vriska, offer to heal her.
Galath gains a massive boost! 50,000 HP, in fact, and he is now an elite!
Vriska: What?! Are you implying I need help?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Vriska: Ugh. You remind me of Tavros.
Vriska: I'll have you know I'm the 8est FLARPer in all of Alternia, the first of my team to reach God Tier and I dealt the most damage to that stupid 8oss we had to fight!
Vriska: Okay, I suppose most of those don't matter. But trust me, retrieving my gun won't 8e Heroic and it definitely won't be Just, so I think I'm in the clear.
Vriska: ;;;;)Earth Elemental fails to summon! Oh noes! Five entities already on the field. Piono gets healed! Jegus, why are you healing him all of a sudden? The Fortress gets stronger! As a note, I have the same number of forge points every time I forge an item. Hence why I can only do it once per round and it still takes my action. 46/150 for Secret Combinations 44/150 for A Really Bad Idea 6/? for ??? +2 to AC Enerald_Mann attempts to drop a rock on JOE, but I dash forward and eat the rock before it can make contact, as per my agreement with JOE. I think that was a counter attempt at least. Oh well, it got blocked. 2 credit subtracted from JOE's account. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 18 foodman: 19 Cyan: 10 Emerald: 12 JOE: 13 (block up to 1 counter at a rate of 2 each) TOG: 4 enerald_mann: 2 Masked General: 2 You counter the attack, for some reason. 1 HP isn't that much. However, you magically also heal Joe by an addition 1, because imagining you rushing to the rock and chomping it is hilarious. ceribvydfjcs8cefdmci9djf8ejvudnv8dfng7dcv78fhv780 A random person walks into the battlefield. She appears to be a visual novel character you can't quite identify. I magic up an ivory casting assistant device and use it to throw the Consumer Being into the air at a vertical velocity of 400 m s-1 upward. The Consumer Being lands on the LoLaTSprite^4 at an equivalent vertical velocity of 400 m s-1 downward. I then switch spells and dig a hole underneath the next poster, ruining their attack.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME COBALT GOG DAMMIT HAHAHAHA Okay, you do three things in one post which is a bad idea but eh. Consumer Being and LoLaT take 500 damage each. AC's post is sorta ruined! LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 7/120 Grand necromancy 13/150 a new thing 1/??? cmon joe, why you gotta make it sound like i threatened vriska for no reason. You couldn't hear me (noone could), so don't assume what i'm saying. I'm allying with her, but due to her affinity to my artefact we will fight, and i will win. because she isn't real. also, that was one half-assed allying attempt, it's almost insulting. vriska is a (non-existent) person too, you know. now let me attack food man in peace. I channel the power of the Magus, on of three alternative personalities that i have. 'So, food, you think you are a better mage than i am? you think you can let galath channel your power and get away with it? NO, not today! like i said before, your necromancers are weaklings, i did better things, living zombie planet and former nature god turned in an avatar of pollution remember? well, i am not only a great Necromancer, but a great pretty much everything-mancer. Pyromancer, aquamancer, terramancer, whatever the fuck. now prepare to get manced.' i lift foodman up with my control over every aspect of is blood, the water, the iron, everything. move the ground out of the way to let him fall from a higher distance and smack him down. then o channel to power of light and fre, to create SUPER_MEGA_LASERFEST deluxe version 1.6. i incinerate food's very being, his conceptual core. i then move him to the frog hotel zone zone and let him face the horrors there. after he has faced enough horrors, and his mind has been broken i move his body into the void, and let it get shredded. i then assemble his remains, now mere quarks, mush them together and attck the heap by summoning the power of matter eater lad, the superhero with the power to eat anything. he eats it all, and shits it out in a matter similar to foods own white hole. i then use the power of death to transform into the pale horseman and reap the shit out of him. since he was shit there is now nothing but a broken conceptual core left. i then grab the unexistentializer and use it for an extended amount of time. SUMMARY: i rant to joe a bit, and then attack food. W32Coravint stops the attack! And honestly, AC, I know you're salty that Food's the new mod but you don't have to fucking kill him for that for God's sake. He didn't even ask for it.
EOTB!
Wow, Consomme, your EOTBs are gigantic. Anyway...
Joe's entities finish the Fortress charge!
The Necromancers summon more zombies.
Consumer Being attacks LoLaT!
Galath gets OP via Network!
PROBABLY INCOMPLETE BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
Be Silent, Child screeches like nobody ever screeched before. It silences Terror Bat, the latter gets so scared that he doesn't say a word while the prior tears him to pieces.
The Evasive Ninjas evade into D|E Mech, 10k damage.
D|E Mech laughs at Piono who laughed at him, and ROFLstomps him, destroying the shield and wasting the rest of its energy on obliterating the "weakness" debuff, because nothing is sacred.
ENNY IS FREE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE CLOSET! Persuade her to join your team, it'll be worth it, she has some dumbass hidden powers or some crap. The more +2s she receives from a team, the more inclined she'd be to join!
The Omegabet leaders destroy the SkyGuy Castle effortlessly.
Xylan flicks a rock at Algernon. Rest in pepperonis.
PLOT!
Wow, Consumer gave X more character in a post than I did in 25 pages! This is the point where I start to feel depressed if I didn't feel that the very second this game started, haha.
WOW! IS IT THE NEXT PHASE ALREADY!? HOW UNEXPECTED! Time for the second intermission!
INTERMISSION II - Siege the CASTLES!
CASTLE obviously standing for Cool And So Totally Legitimate Establishment Shelter, also known as the Headquarters of TrickleJest Inc and one of the bases of the oh-so-evil Establishment.
In this intermission, the DE (Destroyers and DE Neutrals) will have to assemble a team! They may bring in three entities (save for the D|E Mech, obviously) to the CASTLES.
The Neutral will either have to side with the DE or TJ Inc. Piono and MK may not choose as they are already sided with the DE and will count as such, so their entities are candidates, too.
Omegabet and TJ Inc Neutrals will have the ability to also bring two entities in and they will aid TJ Inc and blah blah blah, stuff like that. Why two? Well, didn't you know Vriska is a "filthy" member of TJ Inc? She will accompany you on this journey.
This is sorta like Scratch's Manor, except sorta different...? Yeah, it's Scratch's Manor, you caught me. You will have the ability to choose an option, some options being color-coded for the DE or TJ Inc. Well, let's begin!
You may choose options. Right now, the only option you have is to ENTER.
The two parties finally defeat Jest and approach CASTLES. It's... well, a giant castle. And another castle stacked on it. And another castle. Oh boy. TIP - You may not find TrickleJest here. I mean, I'm not making the game end yet. CHOOSE YOUR PATH!
[DE] CASTLES Backdoor Entrance - An entrance to the far left of CASTLES, it seems to be abandoned but it's the only option you have.
[TJ] CASTLES Main Entrance - A giant door with a place to scan your TJ only card on. Fortunately for you, Vriska sighs and lets you in.
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Ω] - Bribe Persuade Enny to join your side!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[Δ] - Bribe Persuade Enny to join your side!
BATTLEFIELD!
[H-BOSS] THYME INCARNATE - DED!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 100,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[???] The Maze...Under Construction!
[???] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! HEAT: 250.
[???] DRy WaLL - 3k1p1p/29jj02xHELPrn392cure291kppMEfrmokfmrofKILLMEKILLMEKILLME
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Evasive Ninjas [x2] - 1/1 HP. 94% evasion chance. [Ninja Techniques: Can disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in other places].
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll: 98,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 2/3.
[Ω] [ThatOtherGuy] LoLaTSprite^4 - 8,000/10,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x112) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x8) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Telaxius] Algernon - DED!
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 88,000/100,500 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 12,000/12,000
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 1/3 Cycle. 1/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 2 Golems].
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Hoard of Dirt Golems (x40) - 300/300 HP.
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Hoard of Water Elementals (x20) - 300/300 HP.
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Ice Elemental - 5,000/5,000 HP.
[Ω] [BebGreenWood] Hush - 3,000/12,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [TrickleJest] Terror Bat - DED!
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 94/100 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] McDelta Castle - 10,000/50,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] Dry Guy - 10,000/10,000 HP.
[Δ] [MaskedGeneral] SkyGuy Castle - DED!
[Δ-ELITE] [Consumer] [ArcaneCynic] EADOllis - 36,900/50,000 HP. Shaper: 15 Turns. The Scrolls: [lll]. The Threads: 1/5.
[Δ] [Redstone] Consumer Being - 6,500/7,000 HP. 1.5x Damage Multiplier!
[Δ] DlE-Mech Mk. X: 240,000/250,000 HP. Balltype: 8-ball. Lord of Time: [IIIII]. how do balls cue: 1/5.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 2/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] Ennaxxor - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] Vriska - 20/20 HP. Flourite Octet [Rolls 8d8s to decide attacks]. Hates AC and Annis for stealling what she lent to TrickleJest, has special affinity to 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE.
[???-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[???-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 13/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 7/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! InSaNiTy - 3/3 Turns.
[Δ-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Annis - 5/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 5/7. A Scribe: 5/10. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: [III]] [None.] [None.] [None.] [None.] BODYGUARDING EADOLLIS!
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll].
[N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 15/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??,??? Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l].
[N-PLAYER] CanidaePsiionic - 9/20 HP. {A} Weapons Overcharge: 2.5x Damage Multiplier! 5/5 Turns Remaining.
SPOILS OF WAR:
︻デ┳═ーーー
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 1/2 Turns.
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 7/10 Turns.
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 1/4 Turns.
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time.
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 12/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAA!
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 1/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body into two in a Terraria!Tazz-esque way, because nothing is sacred. Cooldown doubles on every use.
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Post by joebob on Mar 11, 2017 13:12:39 GMT
voidmist counter: 82
Fire: 3(+0-4)%, 0/12
[Water: 6%, 6/24] cast heal on galath.
earth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy
air 13% 0/52
wand of the skys 17/?
flame twirl 12/12 USING!
I fly forwards as a ball of red-hot flame and smash into annis, turning back into a humanoid and twirling past her, leaving a wave of flame, before launching a few energy bursts at them, killing them instantly.
I grab the establishment from their corpse and use any extra charge to boost my Fire stat.
? 3/?
new: the tree sways in the breeze... 1/50
+2 ennaxor i'm already healing piono every other post with linearly increasing power anyway.
I also hand them(ennaxor) some cool hats and an energy field generator, the second of which i guess they could protect themself with
I +2 W32 coravint, if its ok to change that?
core summons a obsidian golem
all my entitys continue that charge :
7/7 bigger wall
and make the wall they made earlyer bigger.
as well, I sacrifice the ice elemental to the altar of the cycle, which allows me to create the obsidian golem
[Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 1/3 Cycle. 1/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 2 Golems].
should be [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 3/3 Cycle. 3/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 3ish Golems].
anyway the altar uses cycle and builds up the fortress.
the network that was hosting in terror bat, if terror bat didn't die but was rather given to jondanger, like it was implied? leaves terror bat and instead asks the omegabetleaders if it can host in blindmansscroll. if its dead it doesn't do anything cuz its dead.
...
"sorry if i insulted you there vriska, I sort of forgot about the heroic/just thing."
[trys to come up with not- awkward continuation]
[fails]
...
now then.....
I use the [omegabet] option of entering the giant door and look around for an update terminal for strategically advantageous locations and objectives to do. I also note that adding this without describing anything past the entrance kind of stops further interaction until next round.
with the part of my action not spent on this, I decide to give piono some temporary power boosting for any actions that damage destroyers more then omegabet by a bunch, going through a random door to heaven so I can find out how to get angel crystals, which i totally didn't make up 10 seconds ago (((it was 30))). the angel says that 1 friends fart in a bottle is 20 angel crystals, so i go grab tog and make him far into a bunch of bottles, because what are friends for?
I bring these bottles back to the angel and he tells me he was kidding. i point out that the virtuous thing to do would be to still do the deal using all the bottles i already have, or else he would have wasted days minutes of my all too short (infinite) life. he agrees, and i throw the crystals at piono, which gives him a power boost as they shatter into shards and empower his weapons with holystinky light.
SUMMERY:
altar uses cycle
entitys make fortress bigger with a 7.
+2 enaxor & gift
buff piono with stinky angel shards
12-charge attack on annis, use excess to increase fire stat, take establishment. MAkE SuRe nOThINg GeTS iN My wAy, EsPeCIaLY nOT aN OmEGAbet EnTItY.
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Post by arcanecynic on Mar 11, 2017 13:14:33 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 8/120 Grand necromancy 14/150 a new thing 2/ 'First of all, vriska, go fuck yourself. Even terezi could kill you, you were killed by a non-godtier blind girl. I have transcended godtier, you will be destroyed. that being said, kidney stones are very useful, and they can be very menacing too! Fern proved that multiple times.' 'now, what to do, what to do, apperently we need to enter a castle of sorts, and we can finally eradicate TJI, let's start with a very big annoyance. Galath, i challenge you to a duel! a duel of magic! first up time stop!, i win, you can't do anything, but i still have to kill you.' LET THE MAGICAL TORTURE BEGIN! first up: pyromancy, the technique i'll use is quite advanced, instead of manipulating fire, i'll just manipulate heat. with this technique i move all the heat i can into him and out of him again, galath's appendages are frozen to 0K and then i raise the temperature to 1,41679(11) × 10 32 K , the planck temperature, which is the highest temperature possible. aww, who am i kidding? i gotta create an all-consuming inferno while i am pyromancing, it's just too much fun... Okay then here we go! by the power of the blazing netherrealm, by the might of the one below, by the strength of the Rune of all, i command thee, anthranoth the terrible, lend me your power! while the power of A.R.C.H.F.I.E.N.D. or antranoth flows through me i invoke my patron omnipotent being, D.E.M.O.N. and the last part of the unholy trifecta of eternal pain: H.E.L.L.L.O.R.D. With three more than omnipotent beings i create the ultimate fire, one that will echo through time and be the inspiration for hell itself aswell as the first flame. I call it: arcaneCynic the hedgehog, because sonic OC's deserve to die in this fire, because of the immense pain it brings(although they are not worthy of it's perfection). i confine this fire to galath, until all of him has melted, even though he already evaporated multiple times. AC the hedgehog, is not only the ultimate pyromancy, which puts foodman's attempts at pyromancy to shame, it is also the foundation of suffering(not to be confused with another foundation of suffering). you see, when the hell was created in the image of AC the hedgehog, so was the concept of suffering. AC the hedgehog is the definition of torture and nothing but my next torture method can bring more physical pain than it can. Apart from that it of course also brings fractures to a being's conceptual core. it causes every bad thing in existence to happen to you if you merely glance at it, but galath has the pleasure of feeling it. this one is a combination of void, space, lightning, nature, and chaos. i teleport galath everywhere and leave tiny bit's of him at every teleportation. then i delete the parts that can perceive the least pain and bring them to the void. this causes reality to not know what was supposed to be there and fills in for every possibility, for the alpha timeline i made it so that it fills in parts that can perceive only the worst of pain, like the actual worst, nothing can top it. then i put it all back together. galath is now a person mostly made of hypersensitive nerve cells. then i shuffle the connections around with the power of chaos until we get body horror in its purest form. then i electrocute galath, and send signals of pure pain to the brain, this results in the thing that's physically the most painful thing possible. afterwards i set nature loose on his remains, but not the good kind, just the parasites, the fungi, the fun guys, who can have fun and because of the fact that galath cannot perceive joy anymore put him in a state of deep depression, and other things that can cause rotting. now another of my favorites: thing. this method of torture cannot be named, for if it had one the name would have to be spoken every few days. this is because once person knows about this, not only will their psyche essentially a collection traumas and scars, it would crawl it's way into your mind when you least expect it, and when need it least. it is quite like clinical depression, really. anything can set it off, anything will set it off. once you start thinking about it you will be in a deep, restless coma until you are on the brink of death. if you didn't have any food and water on you when it happened you would die. when someone falls to the ground, they thought of it, and that realisation will make anyone in their surroundings think of it. if the concept of this torture was known to man, the world couldn't function, for every few minutes awake hours are lost, for when one person remembers the horrors of this torture, all do. Not by themselves of course, but because of the effect of seeing someone who thought about it, or hearing them, triggers a wave of literally everyone thinking of it too. the whole world stops for hours. and people can't mourn the dead, for if they do, they remember. if they think, they remember. and that is only the effect of thinking about it, when someone says it's name they will be stuck in a timeloop, eternally thinking about it. feeling it even, and while the effect of saying it is terrible, the amoount of pain infinite and eternal, that is nothing compared to the real thing. only a select few know about it, they are the masters of torture, i am among them. the chosen can endure any torture without any repercussion. they have no concept of true suffering and can endure anything. unfortunately for anyone else, i am one of three alive with this power. me, my teacher. and my pupil. i will not explain anything about the torture, for it will break minds, it is the second worst torture of all time, and the one with the most torturous concept. and Galath undergoes it. afterwards his memory of it is wiped, noone my know about the horrors that is thing, but the effects of it stay. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Mar 11, 2017 13:36:13 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-100,500(53,000network+47500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-1/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-3
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
21/50 (+2 from AC)
100/100 for Large hole-
100/100 for Foundation-
30/100 for First floor- and so it begins
I do a completely generic heal of none other than ME!!!
+2 Piono
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nikitaw99
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Preparing update for Stickventures :)
Posts: 129
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by nikitaw99 on Mar 11, 2017 14:31:41 GMT
"First of all, my name is NOT Nikitaw. Who the fuck even is Nikitaw?!"
"Second of all, No. I am not joining your team or whatever. I am usually the one who burns everything to the ground."
"And your hats suck."
(( ooc note: guardian communication is private to the guardian's summoner and the guardian itself. including it here just for trickle/GM))
Guardian Communication: "Alright, we should kill off the guys one by one while they are fighting."
Guardian Communication: "Yes, master. How do we do it? Just jump in and burn everybody?"
Guardian Communication: "Sort of, yeah. But one by one."
"...Those cards don't look like the usual ones..."
"That one says '5-turn Guardian!'..."
"Instructions: Charge for five turns, summon, and enjoy!"
"...What?"
"Alright, but..."
The wizard uses the card on the guardian, recalling it. The wizard then starts charging. Guardian 1/5.
The wizard finishes staring into the scrying orb. 2/2
"Yup, they sure are at war. Lots of strange creatures I've never seen... Fucking great."
The wizard casts a defensive spell to put up a temporary barrier on themselves.
The wizard then starts charging for a more defensive barrier. 1/3
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Mar 11, 2017 15:43:48 GMT
Annis suddenly realises that Xylan has horrifically betrayed DE thanks to me, the Narrator! Well, that throws a spanner in Project Befriend Xylan, and honestly, taking over the Establishment and making the world a Better Place™ is a much better goal. She smiles due to not being dead, truely a terrific event, before skipping over to Enny. Mr. Trickle says to Bribe her, but why would Enny want to be bribed? She hates being abused, and Annis, totally righteous person won't be so horribly cruel to Enny, even if Trickle made Enny vomit on her! Annis skips, and speaks. " Miss, I just want to help you out! I just want to help everyone out, make the world a better place, and that requires taking down that man over there! If we can take him out, we can make reality a better place, and shape it to be so much better! No one will have to suffer alone, like you, and I won't let you suffer anymore! Nobody else here, but us DE, want to make the world better. They're just really looking out for themselves. Here, I'll start by making the Closet better!" Annis gently nudges Ennaxxor towards the DE Entrance, before offering her hand. If Enny accepts, she'll skip and run and teleport both of them into the DE Entrance. Annis then analyses Enny, before analysing and analysing, acting normal but running her essence through Enny in a strange form of hug. She takes the powers of the Closet Enny was within, and the access to the Closet that Tazzian Thyme, before peering into Reality. In the year 2012, in a place that Trickle hates, a fragment of the accidental gestalt entity known as Annis Valencia Prime peered into the Source Code of Reality that lead to a dreamspace owned by one Kalare Vanarus Erelye. Annis Valencia the Dreamwalker now also peers into reality, analysing, before finding the Closet. She takes her hand, and chains come down, locking into her body. You see, when Annis was born, she was affected by exposure to the Dreamworld that lead to her getting a direct link to it in her mind, and now, Annis will do the same thing for Establishmentspace. It takes a few seconds, but Annis uses that the power of a 25 post charge to gain a link and manipulation of the Closet, in addition to what she already possesses by the magical powers of Thyme. She then takes out a dose of Thyme, and pours it on the floor, and recites. She recites and sings and sings and sings and fails to realise this makes her look weird in front of Ennaxxor, before something rises. It peers into reality, with tendrils leaking through. The tongue of conquerers repeats around it, and it stares. Its eyes burn purple, its voice sings the Song of Protection, again, and again, and again. It steps out, before calling. It writes a sigil emblazoned on its chest, and it morphs, a hellfire burning out of it. It takes one step, before bowing to Ennaxxor's will. It gives its form to her, and its mind, and bends to its will. You see, Enny is the reverse of Roxxy. Roxxy likes cute things. Enny, therefore, must like ugly abominations and if they protect her, all the better! " This is for you, Enny! If you don't like it, change it to any shape you want, and give it any abilities you want! It's supposed to protect you!" Annis says, remaining ever beaming.
Spawned via Tazzian Thyme. According to PMs with Trickle, worth about 30 points of charge. [Δ] [Consumer] [Ennaxxor] Hrskim: 20,000/20,000 HP. Bodyguarding: Ennaxxor. Adaptations: None. Sigil Stability: 100%. And It All Falls Apart: 1/10. [An Ability Decided by Enny.]Hrskim is an abomination that changes to Ennaxxor's will, and can be anything - cute or disgusting, human or anthromorphic animal or completely inhuman thing, it's up to Enny! As it changes to Enny's will, it is thus extremely mutable! Protector - A: Attack significantly lower than average! Protector - B: This entity can bodyguard an entity and attack at the same time! Adaptive: This entity will gain one adaptation of Ennaxxor's choice every turn. If Enny doesn't feel like picking, Annis can pick. It's For You, Enny: This entity is more powerful when working with Enny. Adaptations designed by Enny are stronger than adaptations designed by Annis, or others attempting to influence Hrskim. To Her Will: This entity starts with a singular, innate ability, decided by Enny. This ability does not count as an adaptation, which wouldn't mean much but... The Sigil: Hrskim's adapting ability is bound to a mystical sigil that acts as a link to the Closet! The less stable the Sigil is, the more easily Hrskim can be influenced by others, weakening the effects of It's For You, Enny, and allowing others with control over Thyme to influence it. At 0%, Hrskim will still serve Enny, but constantly mutate. And It All Falls Apart: Gain an extremely powerful ability, lose 50% Sigil Stability.
DE SIDE ENTITY VOTES: I vote to bring EADollis, Hrskim, and Annis: Give yourself a connection to Establishmentspace whilst maintaining your free will, use it and a stack of Tazzian Thyme to summon a Thymebeast. EADollis: Recite the Sanctifying Name using The Scrolls to heal yourself, whilst using your shaping abilities to make sure the purified air goes within. Hrskim: Bodyguard Enny. Enny is her own person The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [12/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
death crystals of deathy death.
Project Thymium. [UPGRADE]. [25/25] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== COMPLETE!
this still involves the evil establishment
Overpowering. [UPGRADE]. []. [24/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
Global +1 due to forgetting to update charges!
+2 Ennaxxor, channelled into guess what, another Lemon Tart.
Total Charge Points Invested Into Myself: 75
Hall of Self-Indulgent Smugness:
Upgrades:
Masochism [LEVELLING SYSTEM] [0 / 50]: TL;DR: I copy the attacks of whatever hits me.
Closet Access [LORE POWERS] [25]: TL;DR: I have access to Jest's Establishmentspace, a hellpit of ideas.
Godqueen of Fiction [LORE POWERS] [0]: TL;DR: Annis is insane and created Heretical Fiction via technicality shenanigans.
Total Charge Points Invested Into Artifice: 25
Artifacts:The Establishment [25]: TL;DR: Magical establishment powers. |
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Post by Piono on Mar 11, 2017 16:14:10 GMT
Uhh... 20K blood for first level up? Add 10K on with each level increase? 47/150 for Secret Combinations 49/150 for A Really Bad Idea 7/? for ??? +2 to AC You know what? I feel like there's a conflict of interest going on here. Wouldn't the Omegabets want to break down the castles too thanks to Xylan being allied with Tricklejest Inc? Either way, I'm only tenuously affiliated with DE, and mostly because it gives me things to kill. Instead of being nice and unfriendly towards the castle, I think I need to remind Xylan what almost happened to him last time I decided I hated his face. If you'll reminisce back once upon a younger post, I threw him and the Pilot into a book, only two things prevented both of them from taking several heavy hits to the face. That being the last-minute rescinding of my power boost from the Welder and Messenger and the fact that I was feeling too miserable to finish off the attack. Now, I might not be able to finish off this attack too, but the hope is that I will, and Xylan's mech will GET SHREKT. So without further ado... I put on my thinking cap, how best to go about nuking the DIE mech. hmm.... hrrmmmm. HHRRRRRMMMMM. Okay enough of that nonsense. I take my thinking cap and flip it inside out. It is no longer my thinking cap. Instead, it is the inverse of thinking. Reverse? Probably neither, because it is now my MAGIC CAP! Something that people tend to believe in without thinking! I know that that's tenuous logic, but I have MAGIC! so I don't really need to adhere to other people's thinking patterns. It's not required. Not at all. I walk up to the DIE Mech, Xylan looks down at me warily, although somewhat interestedly. He knows I can't possibly be up to something good, but at the same time he really wants to figure out just what it is that I'm doing. I pull off my magic hat, and reach into it, puffing it out the sides to make it a proper tophat. And then from that, I pull a wand. With a quick flourish and a rolling bow, I transform my clothing from the runed shirt and pants into a magician's tux. I look quite dapper in it. Shut up, I look handsome, none of you naysayers are allowed to say otherwise. See this sword? I will VAPORIZE YOU WITH IT if you don't stop making fun of my hair. I didn't have the time or tools to brush it. Regardless, using this magic wand, I shall perform amazing feats of magical misdirection for your musings. Yes, I could have added another alliteration but I didn't feel like expanding that expenditure of effort. Moving on! The first thing I have to do is pull a rabbit out of my... hat... What the heck? This isn't a rabbit. Its a deck of playing cards. That can't be right. I reach in one more, sending the playing cards scattering all around. They are soon followed by smoke pellets and a flock of birds. The flock birds flies up in the air, obscuring Xylan's view of basically everything. This gets even worse when I pull an enormous magic book out, and drop it on the smoke pellets. The air fills with smoke, obscuring Xylan's view even further. Between the cards, birds and noxious fumes he can see literally nothing outside of his cockpit. " Hey I found the rabbit!" There's the sound of more magic tricks, sparkling, fire, an angry puppet that I get into an argument with. But Xylan can see none of it. He's missing out on the magic show! He begins flailing around in the cloud of smoke, attempting to free himself from things obscuring his view. But the more he swings about and opens fire the farther and farther away the sounds of the magic show and the crowd that has gathered around it get. Farther and farther away until finally he makes a final massive jump forward... And flies right out into the open space around him. Wait what? Why is he in space all of a sudden? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rA36mNVPVUSpace... the final frontier... The thing about space... is just how friggin' HUGE it is. The distances involved are so enormous that even upper dimensional beings will have their minds snapped like a tiny twig upon trying to comprehend the absolutely enormous magnitude involved in crossing these distances. Or at least, I think that's the quote. The point is, Xylan, in his mech, has found himself floating out in the middle of space, with almost no hope of figuring out which way home it is. There's just too much. Well, plot contrivance says he'll find his way back eventually, but it might take him a very... very long time. EXCEPT IT WON'T BECAUSE THAT'S BORING. Instead, something interesting shall be happening shortly. *crash* Wait, did you hear that? *crash* That sounds ominous, doubly so since there's not supposed to be any kind of sound in space. What's going on?  (Note: This is actually a gif, open it in a new tab, because apparently I asked talist to make it not repeat, like a doofus) " HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEESS POBYO!!!" (Thanks to talist for the gif, I've been waiting to use this since I first decided and then undecided to break JOE's stuff.) "Hey you can't just mix your references like that!" " Au contrare my obnoxious not-so-friend..." I say as I vaporize the nay-sayer. What? They made fun of my hair before, they're being jerks. " I can!" I strike a pose. " I Will!" I strike another, cooler pose. " AND!" Pose. " I!" pose again." JUST!" an absolutely breathtaking pose. " DID!" a pose so amazing I can't even describe it here, as opposed to the others, which I only chose not to describe. Now that I'm through with my Mettaton impression, I look directly at Xylan, and level a sword at him. Not Rapture, just an ordinary boring old sword. "Alright Xylan, you have made a huge mistake, friend buddy pal amigo chum buddy pal friendo bud. It seems you didn't remember what almost happened when I offhandedly decided to spite you not too long ago. With less than a quarter of the full attack I had planned, I not only annihilated almost all of the hostile entities at once, including the legendary Waluigi, but I came within inches of actually dealing damage to you and the Pilot WHILE I completely wiped an entire faction off of the face of whatever the name of that stupid planet we were fighting on was." "To put it shortly, you. Done. Goofed." "EN GUARDE"  And thus began the 15 part bossfight in which I proceeded to deliver unholy amounts of butt-kicking into Xylan's rear end. ((Also: all of the "Phase #: Pionoplayer: thingie" are links to the music that plays during that phase.)) Phase 1: Pionoplayer: Weapons MasterA large metallic platform moves up to where we are standing and the two of us land on it. I look up at Xylan and make a thumbs-down motion at him. He uses his mech to draw a line across his "throat" (finger across the throat means DEATH). I roll my eyes and twirl my sword a couple of times, and dash towards him at absurdly high speeds, before he can react I'm right up in his face, carving away at the glass of the cockpit. Funny thing about this sword, it actually has a bit of history in my arsenal. It's known as Ircucvci, and it grants incredible anime swordfighting powers. Enough to even put Bro Strider to shame. I cut a couple more times, and he tries to smash at me, but I flip away. He begins opening fire with the DIE Mech's various weaponry. I dance between the shots (literally, I start moonwalking between a couple of rockets, flip up onto of the larger shots, and flip it around, doing the charleston on top of it before hopping off when it smashes into the DIE mech.) I land on the ground, bouncing along to the music. " Here's a tip Xylan, if you've ever played Necrodancer, you're gonna have to do like that. You hear that music? It's not just for show. You're gonna have to bounce in time to the beat, swing in time to the beat, all of it, in time to the beat. Otherwise, you're just not gonna hit me." To accentuate this I pull out an odd looking rifle-thing. Attachyon. As Xylan begins trying to move to the beat, I begin firing. He tries to dodge out of the way using his bullcrap Letter powers, but discovers he can't! It's not just the bullets, which I am, of course, firing along to the beat of the song, but its the speed at which the gun is firing them. Another lesson in weaponry. Attachyon is a gun I specially crafted in DTG2, it fires bullets at close to the speed of light, fast enough that even with flash stepping you're not going to be outrunning or even dodging these bullets unless you're already out of the way by the time they've been fired. I whip up my two weapons, and twirl them in a gap in the music. "Let's dance." Xylan begins trying to get into the beat, but I continue to bounce back and forth, switching between popping holes in his mech with my light-speed strength gun and jumping forward through his still-ineffectual blasts to carve my initials into his mech, then another couple of messages, like "You suck" "I'm driven by stupid" and "Lol ecks dee". But finally Xylan begins dancing in time to the music. I am quite surprised when he hits me with his first shot. It throws me off my groove, and when I jump at him with Ircucvci next, he punts me to the far side of the platform. I get flustered and pull out another gun. Ultimatum. Fun fact about Ultimatum, Ultimatum is the ultimate when it comes to automatic weaponry. Firing bullets, railgun rounds, lasers, rockets, cannonballs, bombs, mortar shells and mininukes all at incredibly high ranks. But Xylan isn't fazed, he bounces along to the beat, and as I open fire. He jumps forward. Forward, back, left left right. Up, twirl, side step, slide to the left. Slliiiiiide to the right. Criss cross! Jump forward and back, hop three times like a kangaroo... and does a single magnificent music-boosted frontflip over the enormous wave of fire as it comes out in force. I try to turn the gun upwards to meet him in his arc... but I can't. The music is no longer with me. It is with him. He plants the foot of the DIE mech right into my face and I go tumbling backwards across the platform. Phase 1 defeated. Phase 2: Pionoplayer: Gaia's Herald
I slide along the platform's surface, I bounce and crash along it until I put my hand down and slide into a three point landing. (Nailed it!) I stand up and face Xylan directly head on. He readies the DIE Mech, getting ready to open fire on me. I look up at him and smile. " You think you've won haven't you? But just listen to that wonderful music change. You've still got 14 phases to go budddy." He of course doesn't listen to me and opens fire. I slam my fist on the ground and suddenly a chunk of rock breaks out of the metal platform and launches me high up in the air, far above his barrage of attacks. I twirl around in mid-air and whip out a massive hammer with a head shaped out of rock made to look like a mountain and its foothills in the shape of a hammerhead, with a rocky and crystalline rod for the handle. I drop down to the platform below the hammer descending in front of me, blocking the entire barrage. Xylan charges forward and jumps up over the massive hammer... only to get punched in the face by a massive rocky fist. I stand up inside of my rocky battle avatar, which smiles, and grinds out booming words echoing those of me within as more and more rock is pulled from the hole leading to the interior of the metal platform to bring it up into my rock mech. I settle back and sling Terra Firma, now reasonably sized since I'm in a massive rocky figure instead of trying to wield it as the size of a regular-ish human being. Yeah, this hammer was made for a giant or something most likely, it's HUGE. But that's okay, it's time for some 1v1 giant mecha action. ROUND 1 FIGHT!I jump forward with a leaping dash attack, swinging the hammer downwards, but Xylan rolls forwards in his mech, out of the way of my attack, but since I'm one of those Bullcrap NES-style fighting game bosses, the attack has extra benefits to it, such as an earthy shockwave that furrows out in both directions, which hits Xylan. I myself then catch him on the backswing, knocking him to the edge of the platform. He flips back up and begins opening fire with his ranged attack, sending a flurry of rockets straight towards me, but I slam my hammer down, and a rocky wall bursts from the inside of the metal platform, protecting me from the wall of bullets. I burst through the wall, spinning around with the hammer extended outwards, only to crash right into the forcefield that Xylan throws up in front of himself. He swings forward with the DIE Mech's energy sword, only for me to hit him with a low block special boss parry. But that isn't enough, as he used the heavy version of the attack, which releases a barrage of explosions, this knocks me back a fair distance and... holy crap he must use cheat codes or something because you shouldn't be able to knock off that much of a boss phase in one go. This will not stand, so I slam the hammer into the ground, sending forward a shockwave. He jumps over that but then I get him with my jump attack, catching him on my hammer and meteor slamming him straight into the ground. He bounces up into the air and I attempt to start comboing him, but he does an air dodge (this is a REALLY complicated in-depth fighting game isn't it?) and flips backwards a bit, before boosting forwards with the rocket jets that any giant mecha worth its salt has and launches into me, its a clash of two titans and soon the two of us are exchanging blows and flying into combos with each other. Rock pillars burst up out of the interior of the platform left and right, until finally I let loose my ultimate in a final desperate gambit to take down the mech before I lose. Massive spikes of earth rip up out of the interior of the metal platform all around the edge, rising up into the air (I'd say sky, but remember, the metal platform is floating out in space), and then another row, and then another, each successive row getting closer and closer to the middle, until its just a ring around the two of us. I lift my arm up in the air, and all of the rock spikes disconnect from the platform (which is now seemingly made mostly of rock, all the metal that was on the top having been broken away) and rise into the air before slowly turning, pointing at Xylan and his mech. He immediately freaks out, trying to dodge around, but I can't let him dodge my ultimate! I decide that I must sacrifice the last shreds of this phase of the boss fight. I flip up into the air and dive straight into him just as the rock spikes shoot inwards, impaling both of our mechs from a hundred different directions. There's sparks from the DIE mech, and my battle avatar slowly crumbles into dust. But boy oh boy, I ain't finished yet. I've still got 13 phases left to go, remember? Phase 3: Pionoplayer: Wrath of Triton
I jump out of the crumbling form of my earthen battle avatar and hope from one stone spike to the next, all the way out of the jumble of rock that currently has Xylan's mech almost completely impaled. I run back to the center of the platform, the only place still covered in metal. And once I reach it, I lean down and twist a little knob on it, pulling out what looks sort of like a faucet. I pull it up to my height then begin turning it. I continue turning it more and more. As I turn it, the metal underneath me begins to rattle and shake. Until finally, with one final heave on the knob, it pops off, a small trickle of water pouring out of it like from a water fountain. And then a massive geyser blasts the entire metal cap off of the island, sending me and the "lid" high up into the air. Xylan finally breaks the DIE mech free of the stone spikes right as the massive flood of water slams into it, washing it backwards. Xylan uses the mech to scramble at the rocky outcropping, but the force of the water is too strong, pushing him through them (more rock impalings, yay!) and almost off the edge when suddenly the water swirls up and pushes him upwards in a massive waterspout. I fly towards him, propelled by another spiral of water, holding a very ornate trident. Diluvium, one of the most powerful water artifacts in existence. Time for PHASE 3 MOTHER GORILLA! The water spout spits me out and I woosh overhead of the mech, only for a tendril of water to lash out, grab me, and whip me back around. I slam into the DIE mech with a loud crunch, driving Diluvium through the plating and sending water all through into the insides, messing up the internal wiring to no end. The water, on its way in through the hole I just punched, launches Xylan and the DIE Mech back into the arena proper, which has now been transformed into a series of small islands in two circles, one inside of the other. I splash back down into the water, and pop back up in the water inside of the middle ring. Xylan is still on the outher edge, and has to jump out of the way of the massive wave I send at him. I send another wave, and soon he's playing island hop around the outer ring. I rise up on my water spout and then slam back down into the water, sending a massive wave of water in every direction, slowly getting larger as it gets further out. Xylan stops his mech, remembers the energy sword and then cuts clean through the water wave just before the interior water damage shorts out the energy blade. Xylan curses and jumps up towards the central island ring. I look at him and smile. I rise up on a water spout and whip out Diluvium, I raise it in the air and a massive super-pressurized jet of water jets up out of it. I begin lowering it, and Xylan jumps to the next island over. I slowly start spinning. He jumps over the stream. But then I spin faster, faster and faster. He jumps and jumps. He keeps jumping over the stream as quickly as he can, but soon its moving too fast and he loses his timing, he gets hit by the stream and thrown back to the furthest island ring. He stands up, and jumps out of the way of another wave, then jumps away from a spray of water bolts I send spiralling around the outer edge. He jumps back to the inner island ring and we play jump-stream again. This time he nails the whole thing and I get slightly fed up. I surge upwards in a massive water spout, spin around a few times, and dart straight towards him. Xylan barrels out of the way, but the waves kick up as I hit the water, sending out a rolling wave that smashes him into one of the islands. He turns around as I burst up out of the water like some kind of demonic dolphin and charge at him again. This time he's ready. Lacking an energy sword he opts to instead punch me in the face. His mistake is trying to punch me head on, as he sends his fist right through part of Diluvium. This damages the arm of the mech some more, but it still sends me reeling. (shoot I should've been making fish puns. Oh well.) I fly back a bit before a scoop of water flies up to catch me, and I sink back down into the waters below. Xylan nods, thinking his work is done but the phase is not over yet. He still needs to get me ONE MORE TIME. A massive pillar of water bursts up out of the surface on the far edge of the disc, sending out waves and water bolts, with watery tendrils flailing out in every direction. It begins moving towards the DIE Mech with alarming speed, sending all kinds of water-based projectiles screaming towards him across the surface of the water. Xylan jumps and dodges, attempting to send rockets and bullets my way but all of them failing to stop the onslaught. He gets battered this way and that, smashed and pounded by the watery onslaught until... A light flickers on in his cockpit. The energy blade is back online. As he tumbles towards the water far below after having been picked up and flung in the air by a water tendril, he turns, righting the mech. He comes down down down, right as he's about to crash into the surface of the way he activates the jump jets of the mech, boosting forwards. And he activates the blade, cutting through the tendrils that move forward to try and stop him. He powers right through the massive wall of water at the center of the storm... and right into me. He uses the DIE Mech to bodyslam me, launching me out of the water spout. With the water empowerment gone, the water all flows off the sides of the platform as I skip along the top of it like a rock. The draining water leave Xylan and the mech standing atop an island, which is slowly turning into a hill. Then the mech gets bashed over the "head" by the massive metal cap from before, which has finally come back down. Phase 4: Pionoplayer: Godly Arson
I skip across the water, bounce, bounce bounce. Even as the water level gets lower and lower, I still keep skipping across it like a well-thrown stone. Splash splish splash... Thunk. I finally hit a rock jutting up... and crash through it flying over the edge of the platform. Xylan nods, the fool thinks he's done with the fight. He still has 12 phases left to fight through and I'm not going to let the sucker get off that easily. The DIE Mech stumbles as the earth beneath its feat begins to rumble. He steps off the side of the hill and tumbles down it, hitting what seems like every rock outcropping and leftover earth spike on the way down. And then he sees what knocked him off the hill. Massive plumes of fire are bursting up into the air overhead form all of the islands. Every single one of them launching heat and flame high into the... night? day? I can't even tell what time it is. That's one of the problems of having a battle on an inexplicable floating platform out in the middle of nowhere. He hears a whooshing sound from off the edge of the platform, and sees me hovering in the air, rising up from below with an rather ornate... fireman's axe? Yes, for some reason it gives the impression of being a fireman's axe that I'm wielding. Ironic, huh? A fireman's axe with control over fire. I mean, I guess you can snuff out flames with it so its still kinda useful for a fireman. Very useful even. But its main purpose is starting fires, which is what I'm going to do. I'm going to light a fire under Xylan's butt and I'm going to keep it burning until he's nice and crispy. I zoom forwards toward Xylan and release three swift uppercuts towards him, sending out gouts of flame to try and incinerate him. He jumps to the side but as he does so the flames rise higher and higher. I zoom down to ground level, and pull the axe along the ground, dragging up copious amounts of magma as the ground beneath me melts, and I stop and flick the axe upwards, sending it all Xylan-wards. The magma slams into the DIE Mech and cools, freezing the mech in place as the stone cools, forming it almost into a living statue, with Xylan stuck on the inside trying to power up the boosters to break the mech free. He looks up just in time to see the massive spinning wheel of fire charging towards his mech. I burst out of the front of it, and right as the wheel of fire begins to grind into the front of his mech I come around behind it and with a massive sweeping wall of flame smash forward, crashing in the back of the mech and launching it straight into the fire wheel which leaves scorch marks and melted metal all down the front of the DIE Mech in a massive stripe. I slam a whiplash of fire down the back of the Mech, throwing it further forwards. Xylan rounds the mech and pulls back to his feet only for the whip of fire to latch onto the foot, and I throw him up in the air. Xylan shifts the mech mid-air and begins launching a massive barrage of projectiels down towards where I am. I step to the side of the beginnings of the machinegun fire, then begin picking up speed as he starts shooting at me, soon I'm dragging jets of fire behind me as I sprint, and then I turn, launching up off the ground, and whipping the fire up into the oncoming missiles, creating a massive trail of fiery destruction. Finally, I land on one of the massive fire geysers, and begin collecting the fire around myself. Xylan opens fire into the geyser, releasing a storm of lead and explosives, but nothing gets close. Bullets are thrown off course by the rising heat, explosives detonate before they get anywhere near. And all the while, the ball of fire at its peak gets larger and larger. I phase through the front of the massive ball of fire, scoop it up on Levis Ignis (the fire axe) like I would a flapjack with a spatula, and fling it Xylan-wards. Predictably, he screams like a little girl and begins scrambling to up the shields on the DIE Mech as much as he possibly can before impact. It isn't enough. The fireball keeps going and going, shattering the shields and... dissipating right before it can completely consume the cockpit. BOSS TIMER: 0:00:00" Aw come on! I forgot this phase had a limited amount of juice!" All the fire geysers die down, and I regretfully put away my axe. Looks like its time to move on to the next part of my attack. Phase 5: Pionoplayer: Unrelenting Storm
Xylan sees me just standing there. The fire jets have gone down, and I don't appear to be armed with anything. Now appears to be the perfect time to strike. So he does. He charges the DIE Mech down towards the platform at incredibly high speeds, charging me with all his might, he fires rockets, lasers and bullets, all coalescing around one point, he slams the jump jets, this is going to be the biggest strike ever. I look up, and there's a flash of light in my eyes. Suddenly a massive gust of wind expands outwards, blowing everything away. rockets, bullets, even the DIE Mech itself are caught up in a whirlwind that blows them off course. Pieces of rock are picked up, ripped out of the platform's earth and pulled up into the massive vortex of wind. As Xylan tumbles about, storm-tossed and smashed between platforms and flying items, I slowly and carefully unholster a bow. It is a very ornate bow, with all kinds of patterned swirls and special carvings along the ridge of it. The bow appears to be made of silver of some kind, although how silver works as a drawstring is anyone's guess. But hey, its magic, we don't have to worry about science here, it's all just us being goofs and breaking things in the most hilarious (or in my case, overpowered) of ways. I lift the bow up in the air, raising it upwards, I carefully nock an arrow, and fire it upwards. It flies straight up, up, up. the camera follows with it, past the now flying islands of rock, past Xylan, who finally managed to get a foothold on one of the flying land chunks, past more land chunks that have not really gone anywhere. Past Xylan again, who is charging up an attack before ohp wait his rock dropped down further we can't see him anymore... past some clouds, past a... cow? Well, I guess cows are required in any twister. Finally, the arrow peaks and reaches the top of the swirling storm. Far down below, in the storm proper, Xylan has charged up a powerful laser blast, clinging onto the rock, holding on for dear life, all he waits for now is a good opening to get his shot in at the central figure holding the entire storm together. There is a flash of light up above and as he stops being able to see the uppermost reaches of the storm he realizes that he hasn't got much time left to make his shot. He turns around the edge of the rock, and sees me scanning the clouds for him. Good, I'm looking the wrong way. Xylan charges along his rock as fast as the special super-traction-spikey-mech-cleats will allow him and jumps. I turn around just as he slams a laser-empowered fist right into my face. The storm dissipates all at once as he slams down to the ground below, smashing me with a laser right into the ground below. Another blast of air launches him up into the... erm, well, air. I flip back up onto my feet and quickly nock another arrow, firing it straight at the mech. Winds push it forward, soaring through the air with immense force and punching right through the mech in its entirety. I fire more arrows and more arrows. Xylan twists the mech away, only to discover that even the windshear of the arrows is enough to leave scratches and marks on his Mech. He charges once more, only to be blown away by an arrow landed at his feet, and arrows obliterate any and all missiles he attempts to send my way. He dodges through the winds that cut the mech, between the hills that were dropped when the storm dissipated. He has one chance left. He once again charges up his laser, ducks under and arrow, and rolls out, firing. Bulls eye. I'm once again sent skidding along the ground as the howling wind abruptly falls silent. Phase 6: Pionoplayer: Lord of the EarthPhase 7: Pionoplayer: High Energy PowerhousePhase 8: Pionoplayer: Frozen HeartPhase 9: Pionoplayer: Electrifying PowerPhase 10: Pionoplayer: Bringer of LightPhase 11: Pionoplayer: Bringer of DarknessPhase 12: Pionoplayer: Force of the VoidPhase 13: Pionoplayer: Master of SpacePhase 14: Pionoplayer: Lord of TimePhase 15: Pionoplayer: The Great Destroyer./nuking in progress outline: 7/17 parts completed. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 18 foodman: 21 Cyan: 10 JOE: 15 (block up to 1 counter at a rate of 2 each) TOG: 4 enerald_mann: 14 Masked General: 2 |
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Post by redstonetam15 on Mar 11, 2017 16:55:53 GMT
31/100 Arcana Orbis
4/20 Entropic Golem
+2 to MaskedGeneral
Consumer Being splits a Zombie into limbs and takes a Zombie Arm. The Consumer Being brings the Zombie Arm to Enny and makes a weird monster noise.
That's Consomtor for "Hope you like it." This guy is actually my buddy.
Sometimes.
The Consumer Being makes an offended monster noise.
I can't bring you on every mission. Remember what you did when we went to steal that one weapon from the cult?
YOU ATE THE WEAPON.
The Consumer Being says something that faintly sounds like "Oh." He then goes to de-limb more zombies.
Judas's staff shines for a moment. After that, Xylan suddenly gets a crystal coating over his armor/shirt/clothes.
Crystal Coating 5,000/5,000 HP.
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Post by eneraldmann on Mar 11, 2017 18:02:58 GMT
+2 Piono, as usual
IB/MM/FS: 8/100
That... wasn't actually meant to be an attack xD
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Mar 11, 2017 18:45:45 GMT
castles, eh? mk. Question: whats AC? (not AC the discord mod, DE leader and [redacted]) thank Jobe
I continue the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" from the last post by creating eight MOAR LIIIIIIIINES! Well, I carve them... into Xylan's flesh crystal coating... with Rapture (I still have it, right? idefk anymore) oh, and then he explodes [oh wait that crystal coating... hmk that gets destroyed instead (Xylan still explodes though)] +2 2 Enny 33/35 Twitter (burds r gr8 @ murdurin'ifying ) I can charge all my charges at once, right? If so... 1/ Twitter (as in, the site, not the sound a bird makes) 1/50(?) Lasers and Lanius and Light-speed, oh my! LoLaTsprite^whatever stabs some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- wait a second... "[Δ] DlE-Mech Mk. X: 240,000/250,000 HP. Balltype: 8-ball. Lord of Time: [IIIII]. how do balls cue: 1/5." "8-ball. Lord of Time: [IIIII].""Lord of Time"... who's this Fu[mble-nugget] and why does he thinks he can call himself the f[lying] Lord of Time!? I will return to rek his a[ndrogynous donkey] later. till then LoLaTspirit^8 stabs it |
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Post by joebob on Mar 11, 2017 19:55:23 GMT
its like armor/defence, it reduces the damage you take from attacks by, if i recall, 2 player hp, which is ? normal hp /NULL |
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Post by professionalMKsman on Mar 11, 2017 20:04:26 GMT
Charges:
Unleash: 47/100 (+18 from GM)
Combat suit Mk 11: 4/50
SOAotPP: 24/100
+2 AC
Actions:
In anger, I throw some knives into the air. I then decide to look for some more sources of potential power for my attacks. I then realize one thing that seems to be infinite no matter what: Salt. It's everywhere, especially on the Internet, and there always seems to be more generated every millisecond. Well, I could tap into the power of salt for my attacks. So I do just that. I decide to look everywhere-Tumblr, Youtube, Discord, the Washington Post works too. After I've mined every bit of salt from the Internet, I proceed to then compress it all into a ball, then proceed to zap the ball with a ton of electricity. You see, salt is composed of sodium and chlorine, and through electrolysis, the two elements can be separated. While salt is already problematic itself when too many deposits of it accumulate on the Internet, these two elements on their own are far worse. Sodium is known to be an explosive metal, and chlorine a poisonous gas. By separating the ball of salt, I create a ball of sodium and one of chlorine. I then throw the ball of chlorine at Galath to gas him with poison, which I follow up immediately by throwing the ball of sodium at him and dousing him with water, which results in a massive explosion. Also, since I grabbed a LOT of salt, and compressed it into the size of a volleyball, this means that naturally, there is bound to be a TON of radiation released from the compression of the salt. I absorb all the radiation released, then fly up and charge up a ball of energy augmented by the radiation. After I draw some more power from the sun, I proceed to slam dunk Galath with the huge ball of energy, which rapidly implodes on order to ensure all of its destructive energy is directly imparted into utterly obliterating Galath. Following this, I proceed to spawn several shadow spears in the sky, all pointed at Galath, which all slam down and perforate his soul until it's reduced to tiny pieces, while several explosions trigger all around and inside Galath of various elements, causing a multitude of status effects as well as massive damage. The combined attacks also throw Galath into the air, which after that I grab my akimbo INFINITELY INTENSELY INTENSEST INTENSIFED DOUBLE UPLOAD PISTOLS and proceed to unload purified Youtube Drama rounds, which are inherently poisonous, right into Galath. I then warp in Sakramantia and slash Galath with it, then split myself into a bunch energy clones and have them all slash Galath followed by me pummeling him into the ground. I then leap up, cast Brynhildr to trap Galath before pummeling with Cymbeline. After that, I throw several explosive shurikens, and finish up by shooting a bow into the sky. The arrows rain down on Galath, before a huge flash is released that blinds and blasts Galath. When I land I proceed to create a sigil of magic around me, which I drop through, and create another one for Galath to drop into. I then drag Galath into the Netherverse with a hook.
"Prepare to die."
I then proceed to fling some magic energy stars at Galath, then following up with several lightining bolts and airslashes. I then freeze time as Galath takes the hits, then proceed to form a huge energy lance and charge stab Galath with it, then create a wall of spikes behind Galath as well as a black hole. WHen time resumes, Galath gets slammed with the whole barrage of attacks and then gets impaled by the spike wall before falling into the black hole. I then warp to where the black hole takes him and then create a negative zone field around him, before spawning several thousand guns and swords in the air, which I all telekinetically command to attack Galath. Afterwards, I proceed to spawn a giant energy wolf which mauls and chomps Galath, and then create a huge elemental tornado that buffets Galath a ton before I launch a charge punch attack with one hand, followed by me turning around and firing a magic blast at Galath with the other which spontaneously spreads through his entire body and seeps inside to percolate inside him too, before the huge influx of energy causes Galath to melt and explode. After that I then warp back to the Battlefield with Galath, or whatever remains of him. I then cast Judgement and utterly smite Galath with an incredible amount of light energy, then launch some concussion torpedoes which split into additional torpedoes all at Galath. As the huge concussive waves all form from the torpedoes, I follow up with a dualwield scythe attack, with the swings of my scythes timed perfectly so they resonate with the frequncy of the concussion waves and therefore damage Galath a lot more. After Galath is throughly sliced up, I then pull out a M-420 Intervention Sniper System and proceed to 1080 noscope Galath. Then, the knives from the very beginning of the post all land on Galath, therefore completing the cross-map super MLG knife toss, and causing a huge psychadelic flash of rainbows, Doritos, and Mountain Dew, which I all drink and eat. Charged with the additional MLGness granted me through my epic rektage, I then proceed to bombard the crap out of Galath with an Doritomatic autocannon with underbarrel Mountain Dew launcher. I then pull out two swords and unleash a X slash on Galath, before telekinetically lifting him in the air, then slamming him down onto my swords and impaling him, followed be my transferring a shock through the blades which electrocutes Galath. I then remove my swords and Falcon Kick Galath away, before raining down a wave of icicles with freeze him solid, before I then charge with a massive 1,000 megaton hammer and bring it down on Galath, smashing him into tiny frozen bits of himself, which I burn away with a huge wave of quark-gluon plasmafire.
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Post by jondanger23 on Mar 11, 2017 20:04:58 GMT
I join TJ Inc, and proceed through the main entrance, bringing Ten (who is currently in a state of may or may not be deadness) and the Angry Horde of Stylish Fans with me.
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Post by w32coravint on Mar 12, 2017 2:08:50 GMT
I throw the Blindman's Scroll all the way through space-time to the headquarters of American Shengdiyage, in China. It is promptly shredded and made into Jinkela. Then an African man and a Japanese man run up to a Chinese truck carrying the Jinkela and fight. The American driver steps out, settles their dispute, and gives the Jinkela to the African man. Then he returns to Africa to develop his unspecified African country's agriculture with Jinkela. Unfortunately, due to a production error on American Shengdiyage's part, the Jinkela implodes.
AUCTION SYSTEM
I will be auctioning off charges of increasing sizes for any purpose.
The progress of the primary auction charge will match the highest bidder's total plus ten. This ensures that you have sufficient time to decide what you want or outbid the current highest bidder's total. All other assists go to the secondary auction charge, which matches the second-highest bidder's total plus ten, or if that is matching they will go to my main charge. These charges will not be incremented by 1 by me each turn in normal conditions.
When the primary auction charge reaches its maximum, it will be given to the highest bidder to use, and their bid will be reset to 0. The secondary auction charge will become the new primary charge, and a new secondary charge will be added.
In order to keep up with the correct bid in such a case, all extra charges will be funneled into the new secondary charge until it has caught up with the now-second-highest bidder. In addition, all charges that are behind will be incremented by 1 by me.
These charges are effectively yours once you win them. However, they must be used immediately. Any charge not used within 2 turns becomes mine.
Primary Auction Charge 3/ 30 ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
Secondary Auction Charge 1/ 31 ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
Personal Overflow Charge 1/ 50 ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
1HB: JOEbob (+2) 2 ( 12) ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
2HB 0 ( 10) ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
Color Key: ▮ Additional 10 Charges | ▮ Unfilled Charges | ▮ Filled Charges | ▮ Charges To Fill | ▮ Charges Filled This Post
+2 Cyanogynist
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Mar 12, 2017 22:37:41 GMT
Annis sacrifices her Overpowering charge to save her life. She uses the powers of a 25, similarities between all sociopaths, and Annis's cool and new power copying skills to copy Verdana.
Whilst she has confirmation from Trickle she can still act, she decides to retroactuvely prevent her death. She turns up the timebreakery, crashes a few hundred edgy AUs into each other to use later, before stopping time.
She then taps into Verdana's elemental shenanigans, and creates a portal to an endless plane of water. A tail flicks out, a biblical monster sends a manifestation of itself, and consumes the flame.
Leviathan, and not the one in my avatar.
She dreams of the snake perching on her shoulder and whispering to her secrets that she most know, and the Leviathan obliges, telling her not of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, but of the Tree of Life. She takes its fruit, and is already immortal, but her avatar locks into the world, and heals and heals and heals.
Annis then hands the quote quote quote snek unquote unquote unquote to Enny. I mean Roxxy, by basic zodiacal analysis, is the devil, and the Serpent is also the devil. In Chaos, Roxxanne carried a snake summoning charm. Enny is an imperfect reversal of Roxxy and thus it means her interests are opposite to Roxxy's except when it's convenient for Annis. This is thusly a perfect gift, and Annis' leviathan has been doused in liquid What Ever Form You Want Me To Take Enny anyway. It doesn't mind. People did worse things for Reverse Ennaxxor's gaze and affection, far far worse things, caused by a simple stare at her.
Annis: 25 Post Charge: Counter JOE's murder attempt, redirect into healling.
Annis: Free Action: Give Enny a snek and ny snek I mean biblical monster with no stats.
+2 AC.
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Post by joebob on Mar 13, 2017 12:09:18 GMT
voidmist counter: 85 Fire: 3(+0-4)%, 0/12-24 [Water: 9%, 9/36] cast heal on Pionoearth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 18/? ? 4/? the tree sways in the breeze... 2/50 +2 ennaxor I hand them some health fruit along with the +2. my entitys start a new charge, golemancy complex 3/25 I use the special option to summon a golemental [Ω] [JoeBob] builder golemental 500/500 HP [personal wall:2000/ ] 40% dodge chance, double action. 1/3 assistant, come! passives:personal wall grows by 2,000 every turn, blocks damage to normal hp, has no max size. fast builder: this entity has double action weakling: this entitys attack damage is 1/8 of its MHP, personal wall does not count. logic link: If the normal actions of some entitys are used to charge, and the charge creates a wall, and these entitys could build a bigger one by acting normaly, increase the size of the charge-wall until this is false. active: assistant, come! summons an assistant. the assistant will help builder golemental and does not trigger maximum entity limit for its summoner, but is otherwise like any other 250/250 hp entity, including the ability to charge summery: this entity is really weak, with a regenerating theoretically infinite wall layer. it has no attack and can easily perish; its only purpose is to charge things and build walls. the dodge chance would be 20% but all omegabet have a 20% already, so it ends up as 40%. golemental helps build the golemancy complex, 5/25. wisp and core go on cooldown. "Sorry, person-i-called-nikitaw, But i don't know your name and you looked sorta like someone i knew once called nikitaw."
"Could you inform me of your name so i have something to refer to you by in the future?"
"also..."
"you said:
"I am usually the one who burns everything to the ground.""
"what do you mean by that?"
"I hope you'll answer me directly instead of lying or avoiding, but... that doesn't seem likely. if you do not elaborate within one turn of your own, I will go find out myself."
I help reinforce the fortress I have obtained, forgoing regeneration and instead going for raw health. new bricks plop down from the sky all over, and imediatly seal to the walls. I then start manifesting iron beams and fusing them with the walls, reinforcing it further, and create several pillars. I proceed to close the fortress door tight and start camouflaging it, making it appear like any other stretch of wall. simultaneously, the robot from before secretly fixed any instability’s and replaces weaker areas with rubys and saphires ACTION SUMMERY: Summon builder with special. entitys charge something. +2 enaxxor heal piono. converse with nikitaw. build up fortress. |
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