Destroy Lord English

voidmist counter: 82
Fire: 3(+0-4)%, 0/12

[Water: 6%, 6/24] cast heal on galath.

earth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy

air 13% 0/52

wand of the skys 17/?

flame twirl 12/12 USING!
I fly forwards as a ball of red-hot flame and smash into annis, turning back into a humanoid and twirling past her, leaving a wave of flame, before launching a few energy bursts at them, killing them instantly.
I grab the establishment from their corpse and use any extra charge to boost my Fire stat.

? 3/?
new: the tree sways in the breeze... 1/50
+2 ennaxor i'm already healing piono every other post with linearly increasing power anyway.
I also hand them(ennaxor) some cool hats and an  energy field generator, the second of which i guess they could protect themself with
I +2 W32 coravint, if its ok to change that?
core summons a obsidian golem
all my entitys continue that charge :
7/7 bigger wall
and make the wall they made earlyer bigger.
as well, I sacrifice the ice elemental to the altar of the cycle, which allows me to create the obsidian golem
 [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 1/3 Cycle. 1/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 2 Golems].
should be [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 3/3 Cycle. 3/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 3ish Golems].
anyway the altar uses cycle and builds up the fortress.
the network that was hosting in terror bat, if terror bat didn't die but was rather given to jondanger, like it was implied? leaves terror bat and instead asks the omegabetleaders if it can host in blindmansscroll. if its dead it doesn't do anything cuz its dead.
...
"sorry if i insulted you there vriska, I sort of forgot about the heroic/just thing."
[trys to come up with not- awkward continuation]
[fails]
...
now then.....
I use the [omegabet] option of entering the giant door and look around for an update terminal for strategically advantageous locations and objectives to do. I also note that adding this without describing anything past the entrance kind of stops further interaction until next round.
with the part of my action not spent on this, I decide to give piono some temporary power boosting for any actions that damage destroyers more then omegabet by a bunch, going through a random door to heaven so I can find out how to get angel crystals, which i totally didn't make up 10 seconds ago (((it was 30))). the angel says that 1 friends fart in a bottle is 20 angel crystals, so i go grab tog and make him far into a bunch of bottles, because what are friends for?
I bring these bottles back to the angel and he tells me he was kidding. i point out that the virtuous thing to do would be to still do the deal using all the bottles i already have, or else he would have wasted days minutes of my all too short (infinite) life. he agrees, and i throw the crystals at piono, which gives him a power boost as they shatter into shards and empower his weapons with holystinky light.

SUMMERY:
altar uses cycle
entitys make fortress bigger with a 7.
+2 enaxor & gift
buff piono with stinky angel shards
12-charge attack on annis, use excess to increase fire stat, take establishment. MAkE SuRe nOThINg GeTS iN My wAy, EsPeCIaLY nOT aN OmEGAbet EnTItY.

LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 8/120

Grand necromancy 14/150

a new thing 2/

'First of all, vriska, go fuck yourself. Even terezi could kill you, you were killed by a non-godtier blind girl. I have transcended godtier, you will be destroyed. that being said, kidney stones are very useful, and they can be very menacing too! Fern proved that multiple times.'

'now, what to do, what to do, apperently we need to enter a castle of sorts, and we can finally eradicate TJI, let's start with a very big annoyance. Galath, i challenge you to a duel! a duel of magic! first up time stop!, i win, you can't do anything, but i still have to kill you.'

LET THE MAGICAL TORTURE BEGIN!

first up: pyromancy, the technique i'll use is quite advanced, instead of manipulating fire, i'll just manipulate heat. with this technique i move all the heat i can into him and out of him again, galath's appendages are frozen to 0K and then i raise the temperature to 1,41679(11) × 10³² K , the planck temperature, which is the highest temperature possible. aww, who am i kidding? i gotta create an all-consuming inferno while i am pyromancing, it's just too much fun... Okay then here we go! by the power of the blazing netherrealm, by the might of the one below, by the strength of the Rune of all, i command thee, anthranoth the terrible, lend me your power! while the power of A.R.C.H.F.I.E.N.D. or antranoth flows through me i invoke my patron omnipotent being, D.E.M.O.N. and the last part of the unholy trifecta of eternal pain: H.E.L.L.L.O.R.D. With three more than omnipotent beings i create the ultimate fire, one that will echo through time and be the inspiration for hell itself aswell as the first flame. I call it: arcaneCynic the hedgehog, because sonic OC's deserve to die in this fire, because of the immense pain it brings(although they are not worthy of it's perfection). i confine this fire to galath, until all of him has melted, even though he already evaporated multiple times. AC the hedgehog, is not only the ultimate pyromancy, which puts foodman's attempts at pyromancy to shame, it is also the foundation of suffering(not to be confused with another foundation of suffering). you see, when the hell was created in the image of AC the hedgehog, so was the concept of suffering. AC the hedgehog is the definition of torture and nothing but my next torture method can bring more physical pain than it can. Apart from that it of course also brings fractures to a being's conceptual core. it causes every bad thing in existence to happen to you if you merely glance at it, but galath has the pleasure of feeling it.

this one is a combination of void, space, lightning, nature, and chaos. i teleport galath everywhere and leave tiny bit's of him at every teleportation. then i delete the parts that can perceive the least pain and bring them to the void. this causes reality to not know what was supposed to be there and fills in for every possibility, for the alpha timeline i made it so that it fills in parts that can perceive only the worst of pain, like the actual worst, nothing can top it. then i put it all back together. galath is now a person mostly made of hypersensitive nerve cells. then i shuffle the connections around with the power of chaos until we get body horror in its purest form. then i electrocute galath, and send signals of pure  pain to the brain, this results in the thing that's physically the most painful thing possible. afterwards i set nature loose on his remains, but not the good kind, just the parasites, the fungi, the fun  guys, who can have fun and because of the fact that galath cannot perceive joy anymore put him in a state of deep depression, and other things that can cause rotting.

now another of my favorites: thing. this method of torture cannot be named, for if it had one the name would have to be spoken every few days. this is because once person knows about this, not only will their psyche essentially a collection traumas and scars, it would crawl it's way into your mind when you least expect it, and when need it least. it is quite like clinical depression, really. anything can set it off, anything will set it off. once you start thinking about it you will be in a deep, restless coma until you are on the brink of death. if you didn't have any food and water on you when it happened you would die. when someone  falls to the ground, they thought of it, and that realisation will make anyone in their surroundings think of it. if the concept of this torture was known to man, the world couldn't function, for every few minutes awake hours are lost, for when one person remembers the horrors of this torture, all do. Not by themselves of course, but because of the effect of seeing someone who thought about it, or hearing them, triggers a wave of literally everyone thinking of it too. the whole world stops for hours. and people can't mourn the dead, for if they do, they remember. if they think, they remember. and that is only the effect of thinking about it, when someone says it's name they will be stuck in a timeloop, eternally thinking about it. feeling it even, and while the effect of saying it is terrible, the amoount of pain infinite and eternal, that is nothing compared to the real thing. only a select few know about it, they are the masters of torture, i am among them. the chosen can endure any torture without any repercussion. they have no concept of true suffering and can endure anything. unfortunately for anyone else, i am one of three alive with this power. me, my teacher. and my pupil. i will not explain anything about the torture, for it will break minds, it is the second worst torture of all time, and the one with the most torturous concept. and Galath undergoes it. afterwards his memory of it is wiped, noone my know about the horrors that is thing, but the effects of it stay.

Galath-Worker of Secrets

HP-100,500(53,000network+47500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed

HealthIncrease-1/5

Magic learning-0/10

Spell charge pool-3

Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate

21/50 (+2 from AC)



100/100 for Large hole- 
100/100 for Foundation- 
30/100 for First floor- and so it begins


I do a completely generic heal of none other than ME!!!


+2 Piono

"First of all, my name is NOT Nikitaw. Who the fuck even is Nikitaw?!"
"Second of all, No. I am not joining your team or whatever. I am usually the one who burns everything to the ground."
"And your hats suck."

(( ooc note: guardian communication is private to the guardian's summoner and the guardian itself. including it here just for trickle/GM))

Guardian Communication: "Alright, we should kill off the guys one by one while they are fighting."
Guardian Communication: "Yes, master. How do we do it? Just jump in and burn everybody?"
Guardian Communication: "Sort of, yeah. But one by one."

"...Those cards don't look like the usual ones..."
"That one says '5-turn Guardian!'..."
"Instructions: Charge for five turns, summon, and enjoy!"
"...What?"
"Alright, but..."
The wizard uses the card on the guardian, recalling it. The wizard then starts charging. Guardian     1/5.
The wizard finishes staring into the scrying orb. 2/2
"Yup, they sure are at war. Lots of strange creatures I've never seen... Fucking great."

The wizard casts a defensive spell to put up a temporary barrier on themselves.
The wizard then starts charging for a more defensive barrier. 1/3

Annis suddenly realises that Xylan has horrifically betrayed DE thanks to me, the Narrator! Well, that throws a spanner in Project Befriend Xylan, and honestly, taking over the Establishment and making the world a Better Place™ is a much better goal. She smiles due to not being dead, truely a terrific event, before skipping over to Enny. Mr. Trickle says to Bribe her, but why would Enny want to be bribed? She hates being abused, and Annis, totally righteous person won't be so horribly cruel to Enny, even if Trickle made Enny vomit on her! Annis skips, and speaks.

"Miss, I just want to help you out! I just want to help everyone out, make the world a better place, and that requires taking down that man over there! If we can take him out, we can make reality a better place, and shape it to be so much better! No one will have to suffer alone, like you, and I won't let you suffer anymore! Nobody else here, but us DE, want to make the world better. They're just really looking out for themselves. Here, I'll start by making the Closet better!"

Annis gently nudges Ennaxxor towards the DE Entrance, before offering her hand. If Enny accepts, she'll skip and run and teleport both of them into the DE Entrance. Annis then analyses Enny, before analysing and analysing, acting normal but running her essence through Enny in a strange form of hug. She takes the powers of the Closet Enny was within, and the access to the Closet that Tazzian Thyme, before peering into Reality.

In the year 2012, in a place that Trickle hates, a fragment of the accidental gestalt entity known as Annis Valencia Prime peered into the Source Code of Reality that lead to a dreamspace owned by one Kalare Vanarus Erelye.
Annis Valencia the Dreamwalker now also peers into reality, analysing, before finding the Closet. She takes her hand, and chains come down, locking into her body. You see, when Annis was born, she was affected by exposure to the Dreamworld that lead to her getting a direct link to it in her mind, and now, Annis will do the same thing for Establishmentspace. It takes a few seconds, but Annis uses that the power of a 25 post charge to gain a link and manipulation of the Closet, in addition to what she already possesses by the magical powers of Thyme.

She then takes out a dose of Thyme, and pours it on the floor, and recites. She recites and sings and sings and sings and fails to realise this makes her look weird in front of Ennaxxor, before something rises. It peers into reality, with tendrils leaking through. The tongue of conquerers repeats around it, and it stares. Its eyes burn purple, its voice sings the Song of Protection, again, and again, and again. It steps out, before calling. It writes a sigil emblazoned on its chest, and it morphs, a hellfire burning out of it. It takes one step, before bowing to Ennaxxor's will. It gives its form to her, and its mind, and bends to its will.

You see, Enny is the reverse of Roxxy. Roxxy likes cute things. Enny, therefore, must like ugly abominations and if they protect her, all the better!

"This is for you, Enny! If you don't like it, change it to any shape you want, and give it any abilities you want! It's supposed to protect you!" Annis says, remaining ever beaming.

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Spawned via Tazzian Thyme. According to PMs with Trickle, worth about 30 points of charge.
[Δ] [Consumer] [Ennaxxor] Hrskim: 20,000/20,000 HP. Bodyguarding: Ennaxxor. Adaptations: None. Sigil Stability: 100%. And It All Falls Apart: 1/10. [An Ability Decided by Enny.]

Hrskim is an abomination that changes to Ennaxxor's will, and can be anything - cute or disgusting, human or anthromorphic animal or completely inhuman thing, it's up to Enny! As it changes to Enny's will, it is thus extremely mutable!

Protector - A: Attack significantly lower than average!
Protector - B: This entity can bodyguard an entity and attack at the same time!
Adaptive: This entity will gain one adaptation of Ennaxxor's choice every turn. If Enny doesn't feel like picking, Annis can pick.
It's For You, Enny: This entity is more powerful when working with Enny. Adaptations designed by Enny are stronger than adaptations designed by Annis, or others attempting to influence Hrskim.
To Her Will: This entity starts with a singular, innate ability, decided by Enny. This ability does not count as an adaptation, which wouldn't mean much but...
The Sigil: Hrskim's adapting ability is bound to a mystical sigil that acts as a link to the Closet! The less stable the Sigil is, the more easily Hrskim can be influenced by others, weakening the effects of It's For You, Enny, and allowing others with control over Thyme to influence it. At 0%, Hrskim will still serve Enny, but constantly mutate.
And It All Falls Apart: Gain an extremely powerful ability, lose 50% Sigil Stability.

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DE SIDE ENTITY VOTES: I vote to bring EADollis, Hrskim, and
Annis: Give yourself a connection to Establishmentspace whilst maintaining your free will, use it and a stack of Tazzian Thyme to summon a Thymebeast.
EADollis: Recite the Sanctifying Name using The Scrolls to heal yourself, whilst using your shaping abilities to make sure the purified air goes within.
Hrskim: Bodyguard Enny.
Enny is her own person


The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [12/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
death crystals of deathy death.

Project Thymium. [UPGRADE]. [25/25] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== COMPLETE!
this still involves the evil establishment

Overpowering. [UPGRADE]. []. [24/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
Global +1 due to forgetting to update charges!

+2 Ennaxxor, channelled into guess what, another Lemon Tart.

Total Charge Points Invested Into Myself: 75
Hall of Self-Indulgent Smugness:
Upgrades:


Total Charge Points Invested Into Artifice: 25
Artifacts:

Uhh... 20K blood for first level up? Add 10K on with each level increase?

47/150 for Secret Combinations
49/150 for A Really Bad Idea
7/? for
+2 to AC

You know what? I feel like there's a conflict of interest going on here. Wouldn't the Omegabets want to break down the castles too thanks to Xylan being allied with Tricklejest Inc?

Either way, I'm only tenuously affiliated with DE, and mostly because it gives me things to kill. Instead of being nice and unfriendly towards the castle, I think I need to remind Xylan what almost happened to him last time I decided I hated his face. If you'll reminisce back once upon a younger post, I threw him and the Pilot into a book, only two things prevented both of them from taking several heavy hits to the face. That being the last-minute rescinding of my power boost from the Welder and Messenger and the fact that I was feeling too miserable to finish off the attack. Now, I might not be able to finish off this attack too, but the hope is that I will, and Xylan's mech will GET SHREKT.
So without further ado...

I put on my thinking cap, how best to go about nuking the DIE mech. hmm.... hrrmmmm. HHRRRRRMMMMM. Okay enough of that nonsense. I take my thinking cap and flip it inside out. It is no longer my thinking cap. Instead, it is the inverse of thinking. Reverse? Probably neither, because it is now my MAGIC CAP! Something that people tend to believe in without thinking! I know that that's tenuous logic, but I have MAGIC! so I don't really need to adhere to other people's thinking patterns. It's not required. Not at all.
I walk up to the DIE Mech, Xylan looks down at me warily, although somewhat interestedly. He knows I can't possibly be up to something good, but at the same time he really wants to figure out just what it is that I'm doing. I pull off my magic hat, and reach into it, puffing it out the sides to make it a proper tophat. And then from that, I pull a wand. With a quick flourish and a rolling bow, I transform my clothing from the runed shirt and pants into a magician's tux. I look quite dapper in it. Shut up, I look handsome, none of you naysayers are allowed to say otherwise.
See this sword? I will VAPORIZE YOU WITH IT if you don't stop making fun of my hair. I didn't have the time or tools to brush it.
Regardless, using this magic wand, I shall perform amazing feats of magical misdirection for your musings. Yes, I could have added another alliteration but I didn't feel like expanding that expenditure of effort. Moving on! The first thing I have to do is pull a rabbit out of my... hat... What the heck? This isn't a rabbit. Its a deck of playing cards. That can't be right. I reach in one more, sending the playing cards scattering all around. They are soon followed by smoke pellets and a flock of birds. The flock birds flies up in the air, obscuring Xylan's view of basically everything. This gets even worse when I pull an enormous magic book out, and drop it on the smoke pellets. The air fills with smoke, obscuring Xylan's view even further. Between the cards, birds and noxious fumes he can see literally nothing outside of his cockpit.
"Hey I found the rabbit!"
There's the sound of more magic tricks, sparkling, fire, an angry puppet that I get into an argument with. But Xylan can see none of it. He's missing out on the magic show! He begins flailing around in the cloud of smoke, attempting to free himself from things obscuring his view. But the more he swings about and opens fire the farther and farther away the sounds of the magic show and the crowd that has gathered around it get. Farther and farther away until finally he makes a final massive jump forward...
And flies right out into the open space around him. Wait what? Why is he in space all of a sudden?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rA36mNVPVU
Space... the final frontier...
The thing about space... is just how friggin' HUGE it is. The distances involved are so enormous that even upper dimensional beings will have their minds snapped like a tiny twig upon trying to comprehend the absolutely enormous magnitude involved in crossing these distances. Or at least, I think that's the quote.
The point is, Xylan, in his mech, has found himself floating out in the middle of space, with almost no hope of figuring out which way home it is. There's just too much. Well, plot contrivance says he'll find his way back eventually, but it might take him a very... very long time.
EXCEPT IT WON'T BECAUSE THAT'S BORING. Instead, something interesting shall be happening shortly.
*crash*
Wait, did you hear that?
*crash*
That sounds ominous, doubly so since there's not supposed to be any kind of sound in space. What's going on?
 (Note: This is actually a gif, open it in a new tab, because apparently I asked talist to make it not repeat, like a doofus)
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEESS POBYO!!!" (Thanks to talist for the gif, I've been waiting to use this since I first decided and then undecided to break JOE's stuff.)
"Hey you can't just mix your references like that!"
"Au contrare my obnoxious not-so-friend..." I say as I vaporize the nay-sayer. What? They made fun of my hair before, they're being jerks. "I can!" I strike a pose. "I Will!" I strike another, cooler pose. "AND!" Pose. "I!" pose again."JUST!" an absolutely breathtaking pose. "DID!" a pose so amazing I can't even describe it here, as opposed to the others, which I only chose not to describe. Now that I'm through with my Mettaton impression, I look directly at Xylan, and level a sword at him. Not Rapture, just an ordinary boring old sword.
"Alright Xylan, you have made a huge mistake, friend buddy pal amigo chum buddy pal friendo bud. It seems you didn't remember what almost happened when I offhandedly decided to spite you not too long ago. With less than a quarter of the full attack I had planned, I not only annihilated almost all of the hostile entities at once, including the legendary Waluigi, but I came within inches of actually dealing damage to you and the Pilot WHILE I completely wiped an entire faction off of the face of whatever the name of that stupid planet we were fighting on was."
"To put it shortly, you. Done. Goofed." 
"EN GUARDE"

And thus began the 15 part bossfight in which I proceeded to deliver unholy amounts of butt-kicking into Xylan's rear end.

((Also: all of the "Phase #: Pionoplayer: thingie" are links to the music that plays during that phase.))

Phase 1: Pionoplayer: Weapons Master
A large metallic platform moves up to where we are standing and the two of us land on it. I look up at Xylan and make a thumbs-down motion at him. He uses his mech to draw a line across his "throat" (finger across the throat means DEATH). I roll my eyes and twirl my sword a couple of times, and dash towards him at absurdly high speeds, before he can react I'm right up in his face, carving away at the glass of the cockpit. Funny thing about this sword, it actually has a bit of history in my arsenal. It's known as Ircucvci, and it grants incredible anime swordfighting powers. Enough to even put Bro Strider to shame. I cut a couple more times, and he tries to smash at me, but I flip away.
He begins opening fire with the DIE Mech's various weaponry. I dance between the shots (literally, I start moonwalking between a couple of rockets, flip up onto of the larger shots, and flip it around, doing the charleston on top of it before hopping off when it smashes into the DIE mech.) I land on the ground, bouncing along to the music.
"Here's a tip Xylan, if you've ever played Necrodancer, you're gonna have to do like that. You hear that music? It's not just for show. You're gonna have to bounce in time to the beat, swing in time to the beat, all of it, in time to the beat. Otherwise, you're just not gonna hit me." To accentuate this I pull out an odd looking rifle-thing. Attachyon. As Xylan begins trying to move to the beat, I begin firing. He tries to dodge out of the way using his bullcrap Letter powers, but discovers he can't! It's not just the bullets, which I am, of course, firing along to the beat of the song, but its the speed at which the gun is firing them.
Another lesson in weaponry. Attachyon is a gun I specially crafted in DTG2, it fires bullets at close to the speed of light, fast enough that even with flash stepping you're not going to be outrunning or even dodging these bullets unless you're already out of the way by the time they've been fired. I whip up my two weapons, and twirl them in a gap in the music.
"Let's dance."
Xylan begins trying to get into the beat, but I continue to bounce back and forth, switching between popping holes in his mech with my light-speed strength gun and jumping forward through his still-ineffectual blasts to carve my initials into his mech, then another couple of messages, like "You suck" "I'm driven by stupid" and "Lol ecks dee". But finally Xylan begins dancing in time to the music.
I am quite surprised when he hits me with his first shot. It throws me off my groove, and when I jump at him with Ircucvci next, he punts me to the far side of the platform. I get flustered and pull out another gun. Ultimatum. Fun fact about Ultimatum, Ultimatum is the ultimate when it comes to automatic weaponry. Firing bullets, railgun rounds, lasers, rockets, cannonballs, bombs, mortar shells and mininukes all at incredibly high ranks.
But Xylan isn't fazed, he bounces along to the beat, and as I open fire. He jumps forward.
Forward, back, left left right. Up, twirl, side step, slide to the left. Slliiiiiide to the right. Criss cross! Jump forward and back, hop three times like a kangaroo... and does a single magnificent music-boosted frontflip over the enormous wave of fire as it comes out in force. I try to turn the gun upwards to meet him in his arc... but I can't. The music is no longer with me. It is with him. He plants the foot of the DIE mech right into my face and I go tumbling backwards across the platform.
Phase 1 defeated.

Phase 2: Pionoplayer: Gaia's Herald
I slide along the platform's surface, I bounce and crash along it until I put my hand down and slide into a three point landing. (Nailed it!) I stand up and face Xylan directly head on. He readies the DIE Mech, getting ready to open fire on me. I look up at him and smile. "You think you've won haven't you? But just listen to that wonderful music change. You've still got 14 phases to go budddy."
He of course doesn't listen to me and opens fire. I slam my fist on the ground and suddenly a chunk of rock breaks out of the metal platform and launches me high up in the air, far above his barrage of attacks. I twirl around in mid-air and whip out a massive hammer with a head shaped out of rock made to look like a mountain and its foothills in the shape of a hammerhead, with a rocky and crystalline rod for the handle. I drop down to the platform below the hammer descending in front of me, blocking the entire barrage.
Xylan charges forward and jumps up over the massive hammer... only to get punched in the face by a massive rocky fist. I stand up inside of my rocky battle avatar, which smiles, and grinds out booming words echoing those of me within as more and more rock is pulled from the hole leading to the interior of the metal platform to bring it up into my rock mech. I settle back and sling Terra Firma, now reasonably sized since I'm in a massive rocky figure instead of trying to wield it as the size of a regular-ish human being. Yeah, this hammer was made for a giant or something most likely, it's HUGE. But that's okay, it's time for some 1v1 giant mecha action.
ROUND 1
FIGHT!
I jump forward with a leaping dash attack, swinging the hammer downwards, but Xylan rolls forwards in his mech, out of the way of my attack, but since I'm one of those Bullcrap NES-style fighting game bosses, the attack has extra benefits to it, such as an earthy shockwave that furrows out in both directions, which hits Xylan. I myself then catch him on the backswing, knocking him to the edge of the platform. He flips back up and begins opening fire with his ranged attack, sending a flurry of rockets straight towards me, but I slam my hammer down, and a rocky wall bursts from the inside of the metal platform, protecting me from the wall of bullets. I burst through the wall, spinning around with the hammer extended outwards, only to crash right into the forcefield that Xylan throws up in front of himself.
He swings forward with the DIE Mech's energy sword, only for me to hit him with a low block special boss parry. But that isn't enough, as he used the heavy version of the attack, which releases a barrage of explosions, this knocks me back a fair distance and... holy crap he must use cheat codes or something because you shouldn't be able to knock off that much of a boss phase in one go. This will not stand, so I slam the hammer into the ground, sending forward a shockwave. He jumps over that but then I get him with my jump attack, catching him on my hammer and meteor slamming him straight into the ground.
He bounces up into the air and I attempt to start comboing him, but he does an air dodge (this is a REALLY complicated in-depth fighting game isn't it?) and flips backwards a bit, before boosting forwards with the rocket jets that any giant mecha worth its salt has and launches into me, its a clash of two titans and soon the two of us are exchanging blows and flying into combos with each other. Rock pillars burst up out of the interior of the platform left and right, until finally I let loose my ultimate in a final desperate gambit to take down the mech before I lose.
Massive spikes of earth rip up out of the interior of the metal platform all around the edge, rising up into the air (I'd say sky, but remember, the metal platform is floating out in space), and then another row, and then another, each successive row getting closer and closer to the middle, until its just a ring around the two of us. I lift my arm up in the air, and all of the rock spikes disconnect from the platform (which is now seemingly made mostly of rock, all the metal that was on the top having been broken away) and rise into the air before slowly turning, pointing at Xylan and his mech. He immediately freaks out, trying to dodge around, but I can't let him dodge my ultimate! I decide that I must sacrifice the last shreds of this phase of the boss fight. I flip up into the air and dive straight into him just as the rock spikes shoot inwards, impaling both of our mechs from a hundred different directions. There's sparks from the DIE mech, and my battle avatar slowly crumbles into dust.
But boy oh boy, I ain't finished yet. I've still got 13 phases left to go, remember?

Phase 3: Pionoplayer: Wrath of Triton
I jump out of the crumbling form of my earthen battle avatar and hope from one stone spike to the next, all the way out of the jumble of rock that currently has Xylan's mech almost completely impaled. I run back to the center of the platform, the only place still covered in metal. And once I reach it, I lean down and twist a little knob on it, pulling out what looks sort of like a faucet. I pull it up to my height then begin turning it. I continue turning it more and more. As I turn it, the metal underneath me begins to rattle and shake. Until finally, with one final heave on the knob, it pops off, a small trickle of water pouring out of it like from a water fountain. And then a massive geyser blasts the entire metal cap off of the island, sending me and the "lid" high up into the air.
Xylan finally breaks the DIE mech free of the stone spikes right as the massive flood of water slams into it, washing it backwards. Xylan uses the mech to scramble at the rocky outcropping, but the force of the water is too strong, pushing him through them (more rock impalings, yay!) and almost off the edge when suddenly the water swirls up and pushes him upwards in a massive waterspout. I fly towards him, propelled by another spiral of water, holding a very ornate trident. Diluvium, one of the most powerful water artifacts in existence. Time for PHASE 3 MOTHER GORILLA!
The water spout spits me out and I woosh overhead of the mech, only for a tendril of water to lash out, grab me, and whip me back around. I slam into the DIE mech with a loud crunch, driving Diluvium through the plating and sending water all through into the insides, messing up the internal wiring to no end. The water, on its way in through the hole I just punched, launches Xylan and the DIE Mech back into the arena proper, which has now been transformed into a series of small islands in two circles, one inside of the other.
I splash back down into the water, and pop back up in the water inside of the middle ring. Xylan is still on the outher edge, and has to jump out of the way of the massive wave I send at him. I send another wave, and soon he's playing island hop around the outer ring. I rise up on my water spout and then slam back down into the water, sending a massive wave of water in every direction, slowly getting larger as it gets further out. Xylan stops his mech, remembers the energy sword and then cuts clean through the water wave just before the interior water damage shorts out the energy blade.
Xylan curses and jumps up towards the central island ring. I look at him and smile. I rise up on a water spout and whip out Diluvium, I raise it in the air and a massive super-pressurized jet of water jets up out of it. I begin lowering it, and Xylan jumps to the next island over. I slowly start spinning. He jumps over the stream. But then I spin faster, faster and faster. He jumps and jumps. He keeps jumping over the stream as quickly as he can, but soon its moving too fast and he loses his timing, he gets hit by the stream and thrown back to the furthest island ring.  He stands up, and jumps out of the way of another wave, then jumps away from a spray of water bolts I send spiralling around the outer edge.
He jumps back to the inner island ring and we play jump-stream again. This time he nails the whole thing and I get slightly fed up. I surge upwards in a massive water spout, spin around a few times, and dart straight towards him. Xylan barrels out of the way, but the waves kick up as I hit the water, sending out a rolling wave that smashes him into one of the islands. He turns around as I burst up out of the water like some kind of demonic dolphin and charge at him again. This time he's ready. Lacking an energy sword he opts to instead punch me in the face.
His mistake is trying to punch me head on, as he sends his fist right through part of Diluvium. This damages the arm of the mech some more, but it still sends me reeling. (shoot I should've been making fish puns. Oh well.) I fly back a bit before a scoop of water flies up to catch me, and I sink back down into the waters below. Xylan nods, thinking his work is done but the phase is not over yet. He still needs to get me ONE MORE TIME.
A massive pillar of water bursts up out of the surface on the far edge of the disc, sending out waves and water bolts, with watery tendrils flailing out in every direction. It begins moving towards the DIE Mech with alarming speed, sending all kinds of water-based projectiles screaming towards him across the surface of the water. Xylan jumps and dodges, attempting to send rockets and bullets my way but all of them failing to stop the onslaught. He gets battered this way and that, smashed and pounded by the watery onslaught until... A light flickers on in his cockpit. The energy blade is back online.
As he tumbles towards the water far below after having been picked up and flung in the air by a water tendril, he turns, righting the mech. He comes down down down, right as he's about to crash into the surface of the way he activates the jump jets of the mech, boosting forwards. And he activates the blade, cutting through the tendrils that move forward to try and stop him. He powers right through the massive wall of water at the center of the storm... and right into me.
He uses the DIE Mech to bodyslam me, launching me out of the water spout. With the water empowerment gone, the water all flows off the sides of the platform as I skip along the top of it like a rock. The draining water leave Xylan and the mech standing atop an island, which is slowly turning into a hill.
Then the mech gets bashed over the "head" by the massive metal cap from before, which has finally come back down.

Phase 4: Pionoplayer: Godly Arson
I skip across the water, bounce, bounce bounce. Even as the water level gets lower and lower, I still keep skipping across it like a well-thrown stone. Splash splish splash... Thunk. I finally hit a rock jutting up... and crash through it flying over the edge of the platform. Xylan nods, the fool thinks he's done with the fight. He still has 12 phases left to fight through and I'm not going to let the sucker get off that easily.
The DIE Mech stumbles as the earth beneath its feat begins to rumble. He steps off the side of the hill and tumbles down it, hitting what seems like every rock outcropping and leftover earth spike on the way down. And then he sees what knocked him off the hill. Massive plumes of fire are bursting up into the air overhead form all of the islands. Every single one of them launching heat and flame high into the... night? day? I can't even tell what time it is. That's one of the problems of having a battle on an inexplicable floating platform out in the middle of nowhere.
He hears a whooshing sound from off the edge of the platform, and sees me hovering in the air, rising up from below with an rather ornate... fireman's axe? Yes, for some reason it gives the impression of being a fireman's axe that I'm wielding. Ironic, huh? A fireman's axe with control over fire. I mean, I guess you can snuff out flames with it so its still kinda useful for a fireman. Very useful even. But its main purpose is starting fires, which is what I'm going to do. I'm going to light a fire under Xylan's butt and I'm going to keep it burning until he's nice and crispy.
I zoom forwards toward Xylan and release three swift uppercuts towards him, sending out gouts of flame to try and incinerate him. He jumps to the side but as he does so the flames rise higher and higher. I zoom down to ground level, and pull the axe along the ground, dragging up copious amounts of magma as the ground beneath me melts, and I stop and flick the axe upwards, sending it all Xylan-wards. The magma slams into the DIE Mech and cools, freezing the mech in place as the stone cools, forming it almost into a living statue, with Xylan stuck on the inside trying to power up the boosters to break the mech free.
He looks up just in time to see the massive spinning wheel of fire charging towards his mech. I burst out of the front of it, and right as the wheel of fire begins to grind into the front of his mech I come around behind it and with a massive sweeping wall of flame smash forward, crashing in the back of the mech and launching it straight into the fire wheel which leaves scorch marks and melted metal all down the front of the DIE Mech in a massive stripe. I slam a whiplash of fire down the back of the Mech, throwing it further forwards. Xylan rounds the mech and pulls back to his feet only for the whip of fire to latch onto the foot, and I throw him up in the air.
Xylan shifts the mech mid-air and begins launching a massive barrage of projectiels down towards where I am. I step to the side of the beginnings of the machinegun fire, then begin picking up speed as he starts shooting at me, soon I'm dragging jets of fire behind me as I sprint, and then I turn, launching up off the ground, and whipping the fire up into the oncoming missiles, creating a massive trail of fiery destruction. Finally, I land on one of the massive fire geysers, and begin collecting the fire around myself.
Xylan opens fire into the geyser, releasing a storm of lead and explosives, but nothing gets close. Bullets are thrown off course by the rising heat, explosives detonate before they get anywhere near. And all the while, the ball of fire at its peak gets larger and larger. I phase through the front of the massive ball of fire, scoop it up on Levis Ignis (the fire axe) like I would a flapjack with a spatula, and fling it Xylan-wards. 
Predictably, he screams like a little girl and begins scrambling to up the shields on the DIE Mech as much as he possibly can before impact.
It isn't enough. The fireball keeps going and going, shattering the shields and... dissipating right before it can completely consume the cockpit.
BOSS TIMER: 0:00:00
"Aw come on! I forgot this phase had a limited amount of juice!"
All the fire geysers die down, and I regretfully put away my axe. Looks like its time to move on to the next part of my attack.

Phase 5: Pionoplayer: Unrelenting Storm
Xylan sees me just standing there. The fire jets have gone down, and I don't appear to be armed with anything. Now appears to be the perfect time to strike. So he does. He charges the DIE Mech down towards the platform at incredibly high speeds, charging me with all his might, he fires rockets, lasers and bullets, all coalescing around one point, he slams the jump jets, this is going to be the biggest strike ever. I look up, and there's a flash of light in my eyes. Suddenly a massive gust of wind expands outwards, blowing everything away. rockets, bullets, even the DIE Mech itself are caught up in a whirlwind that blows them off course. Pieces of rock are picked up, ripped out of the platform's earth and pulled up into the massive vortex of wind.
As Xylan tumbles about, storm-tossed and smashed between platforms and flying items, I slowly and carefully unholster a bow. It is a very ornate bow, with all kinds of patterned swirls and special carvings along the ridge of it. The bow appears to be made of silver of some kind, although how silver works as a drawstring is anyone's guess. But hey, its magic, we don't have to worry about science here, it's all just us being goofs and breaking things in the most hilarious (or in my case, overpowered) of ways.
I lift the bow up in the air, raising it upwards, I carefully nock an arrow, and fire it upwards. It flies straight up, up, up. the camera follows with it, past the now flying islands of rock, past Xylan, who finally managed to get a foothold on one of the flying land chunks, past more land chunks that have not really gone anywhere. Past Xylan again, who is charging up an attack before ohp wait his rock dropped down further we can't see him anymore... past some clouds, past a... cow? Well, I guess cows are required in any twister. Finally, the arrow peaks and reaches the top of the swirling storm.
Far down below, in the storm proper, Xylan has charged up a powerful laser blast, clinging onto the rock, holding on for dear life, all he waits for now is a good opening to get his shot in at the central figure holding the entire storm together. There is a flash of light up above and as he stops being able to see the uppermost reaches of the storm he realizes that he hasn't got much time left to make his shot. He turns around the edge of the rock, and sees me scanning the clouds for him. Good, I'm looking the wrong way. Xylan charges along his rock as fast as the special super-traction-spikey-mech-cleats will allow him and jumps. I turn around just as he slams a laser-empowered fist right into my face. The storm dissipates all at once as he slams down to the ground below, smashing me with a laser right into the ground below.
Another blast of air launches him up into the... erm, well, air.
I flip back up onto my feet and quickly nock another arrow, firing it straight at the mech. Winds push it forward, soaring through the air with immense force and punching right through the mech in its entirety. I fire more arrows and more arrows. Xylan twists the mech away, only to discover that even the windshear of the arrows is enough to leave scratches and marks on his Mech. He charges once more, only to be blown away by an arrow landed at his feet, and arrows obliterate any and all missiles he attempts to send my way.
He dodges through the winds that cut the mech, between the hills that were dropped when the storm dissipated. He has one chance left. He once again charges up his laser, ducks under and arrow, and rolls out, firing.
Bulls eye. I'm once again sent skidding along the ground as the howling wind abruptly falls silent.

Phase 6: Pionoplayer: Lord of the Earth

Phase 7: Pionoplayer: High Energy Powerhouse

Phase 8: Pionoplayer: Frozen Heart

Phase 9: Pionoplayer: Electrifying Power

Phase 10: Pionoplayer: Bringer of Light

Phase 11: Pionoplayer: Bringer of Darkness

Phase 12: Pionoplayer: Force of the Void

Phase 13: Pionoplayer: Master of Space

Phase 14: Pionoplayer: Lord of Time

Phase 15: Pionoplayer: The Great Destroyer.

/nuking in progress

outline:
7/17 parts completed.

Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle

Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 18
foodman: 21
Cyan: 10
JOE: 15 (block up to 1 counter at a rate of 2 each)
TOG: 4
enerald_mann: 14
Masked General: 2

31/100 Arcana Orbis
4/20 Entropic Golem

+2 to MaskedGeneral

Consumer Being splits a Zombie into limbs and takes a Zombie Arm. The Consumer Being brings the Zombie Arm to Enny and makes a weird monster noise.

That's Consomtor for "Hope you like it." This guy is actually my buddy.
Sometimes.

The Consumer Being makes an offended monster noise.

I can't bring you on every mission. Remember what you did when we went to steal that one weapon from the cult?
YOU ATE THE WEAPON.

The Consumer Being says something that faintly sounds like "Oh." He then goes to de-limb more zombies.

Judas's staff shines for a moment. After that, Xylan suddenly gets a crystal coating over his armor/shirt/clothes.

Crystal Coating 5,000/5,000 HP.

+2 Piono, as usual
IB/MM/FS: 8/100
That... wasn't actually meant to be an attack xD

castles, eh? mk.
Question: whats AC? (not AC the discord mod, DE leader and [redacted]) thank Jobe

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I continue the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" from the last post by creating eight MOAR LIIIIIIIINES! Well, I carve them... into Xylan's flesh crystal coating... with Rapture (I still have it, right? idefk anymore)
oh, and then he explodes

[oh wait that crystal coating... hmk that gets destroyed instead (Xylan still explodes though)]


+2 2 Enny


33/35
Twitter (burds r gr8 @ murdurin'ifying )

I can charge all my charges at once, right? If so...

1/
Twitter (as in, the site, not the sound a bird makes)

1/50(?)
Lasers and Lanius and Light-speed, oh my!



LoLaTsprite^whatever stabs some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- wait a second...

"[Δ] DlE-Mech Mk. X: 240,000/250,000 HP. Balltype: 8-ball. Lord of Time: [IIIII]. how do balls cue: 1/5."
"8-ball. Lord of Time: [IIIII]."
"Lord of Time"
...
who's this Fu[mble-nugget] and why does he thinks he can call himself the f[lying] Lord of Time!?
I will return to rek his a[ndrogynous donkey] later. till then LoLaTspirit^8 stabs it

Charges:

Unleash: 47/100 (+18 from GM)
Combat suit Mk 11: 4/50
SOAotPP: 24/100

+2 AC

Actions:


In anger, I throw some knives into the air. I then decide to look for some more sources of potential power for my attacks. I then realize one thing that seems to be infinite no matter what: Salt. It's everywhere, especially on the Internet, and there always seems to be more generated every millisecond. Well, I could tap into the power of salt for my attacks. So I do just that. I decide to look everywhere-Tumblr, Youtube, Discord, the Washington Post works too. After I've mined every bit of salt from the Internet, I proceed to then compress it all into a ball, then proceed to zap the ball with a ton of electricity. You see, salt is composed of sodium and chlorine, and through electrolysis, the two elements can be separated. While salt is already problematic itself when too many deposits of it accumulate on the Internet, these two elements on their own are far worse. Sodium is known to be an explosive metal, and chlorine a poisonous gas. By separating the ball of salt, I create a ball of sodium and one of chlorine. I then throw the ball of chlorine at Galath to gas him with poison, which I follow up immediately by throwing the ball of sodium at him and dousing him with water, which results in a massive explosion. Also, since I grabbed a LOT of salt, and compressed it into the size of a volleyball, this means that naturally, there is bound to be a TON of radiation released from the compression of the salt. I absorb all the radiation released, then fly up and charge up a ball of energy augmented by the radiation. After I draw some more power from the sun, I proceed to slam dunk Galath with the huge ball of energy, which rapidly implodes on order to ensure all of its destructive energy is directly imparted into utterly obliterating Galath. Following this, I proceed to spawn several shadow spears in the sky, all pointed at Galath, which all slam down and perforate his soul until it's reduced to tiny pieces, while several explosions trigger all around and inside Galath of various elements, causing a multitude of status effects as well as massive damage. The combined attacks also throw Galath into the air, which after that I grab my akimbo INFINITELY INTENSELY INTENSEST INTENSIFED DOUBLE UPLOAD PISTOLS and proceed to unload purified Youtube Drama rounds, which are inherently poisonous, right into Galath. I then warp in Sakramantia and slash Galath with it, then split myself into a bunch energy clones and have them all slash Galath followed by me pummeling him into the ground. I then leap up, cast Brynhildr to trap Galath before pummeling with Cymbeline. After that, I throw several explosive shurikens, and finish up by shooting a bow into the sky. The arrows rain down on Galath, before a huge flash is released that blinds and blasts Galath. When I land I proceed to create a sigil of magic around me, which I drop through, and create another one for Galath to drop into. I then drag Galath into the Netherverse with a hook.

"Prepare to die."

I then proceed to fling some magic energy stars at Galath, then following up with several lightining bolts and airslashes. I then freeze time as Galath takes the hits, then proceed to form a huge energy lance and charge stab Galath with it, then create a wall of spikes behind Galath as well as a black hole. WHen time resumes, Galath gets slammed with the whole barrage of attacks and then gets impaled by the spike wall before falling into the black hole. I then warp to where the black hole takes him and then create a negative zone field around him, before spawning several thousand guns and swords in the air, which I all telekinetically command to attack Galath. Afterwards, I proceed to spawn a giant energy wolf which mauls and chomps Galath, and then create a huge elemental tornado that buffets Galath a ton before I launch a charge punch attack with one hand, followed by me turning around and firing a magic blast at Galath with the other which spontaneously spreads through his entire body and seeps inside to percolate inside him too, before the huge influx of energy causes Galath to melt and explode. After that I then warp back to the Battlefield with Galath, or whatever remains of him. I then cast Judgement and utterly smite Galath with an incredible amount of light energy, then launch some concussion torpedoes which split into additional torpedoes all at Galath. As the huge concussive waves all form from the torpedoes, I follow up with a dualwield scythe attack, with the swings of my scythes timed perfectly so they resonate with the frequncy of the concussion waves and therefore damage Galath a lot more. After Galath is throughly sliced up, I then pull out a M-420 Intervention Sniper System and proceed to 1080 noscope Galath. Then, the knives from the very beginning of the post all land on Galath, therefore completing the cross-map super MLG knife toss, and causing a huge psychadelic flash of rainbows, Doritos, and Mountain Dew, which I all drink and eat. Charged with the additional MLGness granted me through my epic rektage, I then proceed to bombard the crap out of Galath with an Doritomatic autocannon with underbarrel Mountain Dew launcher. I then pull out two swords and unleash a X slash on Galath, before telekinetically lifting him in the air, then slamming him down onto my swords and impaling him, followed be my transferring a shock through the blades which electrocutes Galath. I then remove my swords and Falcon Kick Galath away, before raining down a wave of icicles with freeze him solid, before I then charge with a massive 1,000 megaton hammer and bring it down on Galath, smashing him into tiny frozen bits of himself, which I burn away with a huge wave of quark-gluon plasmafire.

I join TJ Inc, and proceed through the main entrance, bringing Ten (who is currently in a state of may or may not be deadness) and the Angry Horde of Stylish Fans with me.

Annis sacrifices her Overpowering charge to save her life. She uses the powers of a 25, similarities between all sociopaths, and Annis's cool and new power copying skills to copy Verdana.

Whilst she has confirmation from Trickle she can still act, she decides to retroactuvely prevent her death. She turns up the timebreakery, crashes a few hundred edgy AUs into each other to use later, before stopping time.

She then taps into Verdana's elemental shenanigans, and creates a portal to an endless plane of water. A tail flicks out, a biblical monster sends a manifestation of itself, and consumes the flame.

Leviathan, and not the one in my avatar.

She dreams of the snake perching on her shoulder and whispering to her secrets that she most know, and the Leviathan obliges, telling her not of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, but of the Tree of Life. She takes its fruit, and is already immortal, but her avatar locks into the world, and heals and heals and heals.

Annis then hands the quote quote quote snek unquote unquote unquote to Enny. I mean Roxxy, by basic zodiacal analysis, is the devil, and the Serpent is also the devil. In Chaos, Roxxanne carried a snake summoning charm. Enny is an imperfect reversal of Roxxy and thus it means her interests are opposite to Roxxy's except when it's convenient for Annis. This is thusly a perfect gift, and Annis' leviathan has been doused in liquid What Ever Form You Want Me To Take Enny anyway. It doesn't mind. People did worse things for Reverse Ennaxxor's gaze and affection, far far worse things, caused by a simple stare at her.

Annis: 25 Post Charge: Counter JOE's murder attempt, redirect into healling.

Annis: Free Action: Give Enny a snek and ny snek I mean biblical monster with no stats.

+2 AC.

voidmist counter: 85
Fire: 3(+0-4)%, 0/12-24

[Water: 9%, 9/36] cast heal on Piono

earth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy

air 13% 0/52

wand of the skys 18/?

? 4/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 2/50
+2 ennaxor
I hand them some health fruit along with the +2.
my entitys start a new charge, golemancy complex 3/25
I use the special option to summon a golemental
[Ω] [JoeBob] builder golemental 500/500 HP [personal wall:2000/] 40% dodge chance, double action. 1/3 assistant, come!
passives:personal wall grows by 2,000 every turn, blocks damage to normal hp, has no max size.
fast builder: this entity has double action
weakling: this entitys attack damage is 1/8 of its MHP, personal wall does not count.
logic link: If the normal actions of some entitys are used to charge, and the charge creates a wall, and these entitys could build a bigger one by acting normaly, increase the size of the charge-wall until this is false.
active: assistant, come! summons an assistant. the assistant will help builder golemental and does not trigger maximum entity limit for its summoner, but is otherwise like any other 250/250 hp entity, including the ability to charge
summery:
this entity is really weak, with a regenerating theoretically infinite wall layer. it has no attack and can easily perish; its only purpose is to charge things and build walls.
the dodge chance would be 20% but all omegabet have a 20% already, so it ends up as 40%.

golemental helps build the golemancy complex, 5/25.
wisp and core go on cooldown.

"Sorry, person-i-called-nikitaw, But i don't know your name and you looked sorta like someone i knew once called nikitaw."
"Could you inform me of your name so i have something to refer to you by in the future?"
"also..."
"you said:
"I am usually the one who burns everything to the ground.""
"what do you mean by that?"
"I hope you'll answer me directly instead of lying or avoiding, but... that doesn't seem likely. if you do not elaborate within one turn of your own, I will go find out myself."

I help reinforce the fortress I have obtained, forgoing regeneration and instead going for raw health. new bricks plop down from the sky all over, and imediatly seal to the walls. I then start manifesting iron beams and fusing them with the walls, reinforcing it further, and create several pillars. I proceed to close the fortress door tight and start camouflaging it, making it appear like any other stretch of wall. simultaneously, the robot from before secretly fixed any instability’s and replaces weaker areas with rubys and saphires

  ACTION SUMMERY:
Summon builder with special.
entitys charge something.
+2 enaxxor
heal piono.
converse with nikitaw.
build up fortress.

Galath-Worker of Secrets

HP-100,500(53,000network+47500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed

HealthIncrease-2/5

Magic learning-0/10

Spell charge pool-4

Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate

23/50 (+2 from AC)



100/100 for Large hole-
100/100 for Foundation-
60/100 for First floor- and so it begins


Necromancers summon MORE ZOMBIES! WOOT WOOT!
Galath being as his stab of soulyness didn't workout so well last time that he is going to try it again, this time on xylan (you know because reasons)
Hey Piono im gonna use some of them point things I get from giving your charges, make AC stop plz.

+2 Piono

LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 10/120



Grand necromancy 20/150



a new thing 3/

i pick up galath from the ground, and tear him in two. both of these pseudo galaths regenerate their bodies, but his mind has been fractured. galath wasn't meant to have multiple personalities, and suffer dmg from the resulting madness. i split myself in two, to fight both bodies. after a lot of messing around i use alchmy to make the air around one of the galaths radioactive. this makes him a huge glob of tumors. i mash both galaths back together and set a bomb i just now retconned into galaths body off. i don't look at the explosion.

+2 2 Piono




(I swear I feel like I'm screwing up charging here)

34/35
Twitter (bigg burd'z coming 2 town )


2/
Tumbler (skkkkkreeeeeeeeeee)


2/50(!) Slugs and Shields and Space-ships, ho boy!



Seeing the amazing Pionuke that's going down, I start to clap. Clapping is what you do after a big show like that, right? right (I think)! Anywho, I clap... and clap... and clap louder... and louder... and harder... and stronger! The clapping keeps on increasing in volume! louder and LOUDER AND LOUDER! It keeps on going till its so loud that Xylan's eardrums explode, and he screams in pain and bleeds out and dies.
[1 dmg] (cause, you know. Dying only does one dmg, as logic dictates...)


LoLtWaTsprite^twatty stabs Foodman...with a shiv.........................................of healing
that's it

Payload [2 AC]: 7/150
MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online.
Round 1 [LEVELING]: 7/50
Ring-a-ding-ding, mothergorilla.
Twin Power Blades [ARTIFACT]: 7/20
"It's ridiculous. It's not even funny."
+2 Enny

Dex channels his Fish Can Pop references into his armor, which, in response, lets out a pulse of weakpoint targeting into the Dry Wall. It finds one, Dex blasts it, and the Dry Wall splits.

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Annis is waiting impassively for the turn to conduct itself, making notes, per usual.

The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [12/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== =====.
perhaps I should actually continue HLD

Litterateurette [???]. [1/10]. ===== =====.
"What is written by pen is always perfect, because my stories are infallible, like yours shall aspire to be."

Waifuism [UPGRADE] [1/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
Shippers are insane. The waifu addicts, even more so. Waifues are a delusional, world maddening, anime, obsession creating, force, and Annis you aren't actually doing this are you oh god why
Innately connected to Litterateurette.
+2 to CyanogenMysogynust.

Total Charge Points Invested Into Myself: 75
Hall of Self-Indulgent Smugness:
Upgrades:


Total Charge Points Invested Into Artifice: 25
Artifacts:

Galath-Worker of Secrets

HP-100,500(53,000network+47500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed

HealthIncrease-3/5

Magic learning-0/10

Spell charge pool-5

Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate

25/50 (+2 from AC)


100/100 for Large hole-

100/100 for Foundation-

90/100 for First floor- and so it begins


I do a slightly less generic heal of Galath due too the fact that it is COMPLETELY generic this cause a small giant implosion of healinging inside galath, the result is some healing that happens in style.

+2 Piono

voidmist counter: 88
Fire: 3%, 0/12

[Water: 12%, 12/10 /48]  heal galath with 12 stacks (using heal)

earth 25%, 5/100 Unlocked golemancy

air 13% 0/52

wand of the skys 19/?
? 5/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 3/50
+2 W32
C/W on cooldown
my entitys continue, 11 /25 golemancy complex
(altar is helping them)

Action: I shuffle through my pockets for a while before finding a strip of polka-doted purple bacon, and then flying off to find a slice of toast. I eventually find a piece of bread trying to get to a toaster, pick it up, plop it in, and toast it.  I then raid the nearby fridge for some jam, which I spread on the toast, before shredding the bacon piece in a blender and sprinkling it on the toast, which I cut in half and make into a sandwich. I then hand piono the sandwich, which tastes great because of the bacon, which is a flavour- enhancing plant, somehow. the incredible taste ^{and the healing potion} heal him a bit.
actions summery: heal piono

The Holder of Places: 1/1

/placeehikmunkhnhnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhqo-help i'm being attacked by trichefjkssssssssssssssssssssssssscnn-HOLDER

DEX ARSON'S CHARGE HISTORY:

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Round 1 [AC-UP]: 8/100
"MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online."
Round 2 [AC-UP]: 8/50
"No comment."
Twin Power Blades [ARTIFACT]: 12/20 (+4 Cobalt)
"It's ridiculous. It's not even funny."
+2 Consomme
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Dex deploys an intergalactic lawnchair, in response to Annis charging Waifuism.

Welp. I decide to just leave Ten and the Angry Horde of Stylish Fans there to diejust sorta stand there and be bored for a while.

32/100 Arcana Orbis
5/20 Entropic Golem

+2 to MaskedGeneral

Judas sits down.

Bluh, yeah, the constant longposting is kind of tiring, but I've got threats to follow through on. Also a warning, I may or may not wind up blowing a ton of effort on finishing up that boss battle attack in the future.

47/150 for Secret Combinations
53/150 for A Really Bad Idea
7/? for ???
+2 to AC

I shrug, looks like I'm going in the castle. There'll be time to rip Xylan a new one later. Maybe I'll finish up that bossfight after the castles are done.
For now, I'm just letting the others choose what to bring.

I think I would like to clarify my position in relation to DE. I'm only aligned with them so far as it pertains to trickle and jest both being twits that need a good timeline erasure. Especially since the motherGORILLAS seemed to have completely erased all of the good parts of tricklejest's personality in the process of their creation. DE hasn't actually paid me at all as a group, and right now my biggest concern is just being able to kill things without losing my toy.

Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle

Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 18
foodman: 21
Cyan: 10
JOE: 15 (block up to 1 counter at a rate of 2 each)
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 16
Masked General: 2

Crash! A bolt of lightning smashes into the ground followed by a faint singing fills the area.

A voice rings out "Hey kids! I'm back!". A strange now worn machine approaches the fight that was going on. He once again yells, making sure everyone can hear him, 

"Did you guys miss me? I know it's been a while, I was stuck in a time loop for about 60-70 years, and a lot has happened, like what happened with Algernon, but now I'm back. Hopefully I'll be back for good this time."

The machine brings out an old rusted walking cane, and stands , ready to start again. He is ready.

The machine walks towards Galath, and says "Ooh boy! You don't look so good, How about I go and fix you up?". The machine grabs out a toolbox from another strange compartment . Inside the toolbox, are a variety of medical supplies. The machine promptly begins work on Galath, trying to heal him as best he can.

The machine also walks towards the Blind Man's Scroll, and proceeds to grab out a roll of duct tape from the toolbox. "Nothing a little duct tape can't fix!",  he says as he begins to mend any crack, rip, or tear in the scroll.

voidmist counter: 91
Fire: 3%, 0/12

Water: 15%, 0/60

[earth 25%, 30/100 Unlocked golemancy] I cast golemancy and gift the golem to TELAXE

air 13% 0/52

wand of the skys 20/?
? 6/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 4/50
+2 W32
C/W on cooldown, 3 posts left
my entitys continue, 17 /25 golemancy complex
"greetings telaxe."
"I was wondering where you went"
"sadly, algeron has died."
((EDIT: yes, i know it said 'like what happened with algeron, but i thought you meant you had a similar time-loop or something))
"on another note, I can provide you with a free entity, specifically a golem"
"I suggest starting three side-projects aside from your normal actions(charges), and helping someone with theirs (+2ing) every post."
Action below: I decide the fortress should still get bigger, because it is a mere 1/2 the size of my old wall, and that one fell easily enough. perhaps, one day... anyway.
I go to a fortress of weird stupid people called doydoys to take some trapped souls from them, which naturally causes a skirmish... or two... or four... or 896... yeah, I'll have to kill most of them probably. the doydoys engage me, firing a powerful cannon, but I manage to manifest a small barrier in time, redirecting... most... of the shot into the sky. I proceed to run at the doydoy, forcing their cannon down with my hand, and fire several bolts of magic at them, then throw the cannon-tip sideways, pulling the doydoy off balance. I proceed to kick them as they fall, and crush their head to dust. having defeated most of the resistance in a similar manner, I take some soul jars, go home, and use them to synthesize highly intelligent ""humans"", which I immediately enlist to create an autonomous workforce to reinforce the fortress while still keeping it polished an fortress-y, which means as a result that the workforce will focus mostly on the creation of magical stones which use stored energy to protect the wall and have to be charged up separately. weeks later, I and the scientists successfully create a first model. working together for another month, we manage to create a small hoard, when suddenly a meteor falls from the sky through the slightly open door, bounces off one of the golems, and kills every scientist on the team except me.
SUMMERY:
>JOE: converse
>JOE: Charge
>assorted entitys: Charge
>JOE: cast golemancy, 30 stacks, give to telaxius
>JOE: Give fortress ???? MHP growth per round, but no coresponding current health increase, such that the MHP growth will leave it with an empty HP spot ( so if it where [omega] [joe] wall 1000/1000 HP 1000 MHP growth, then the next turn it would be [omega] [joe] wall 1000/2000 HP 1000 MHP growth)