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Post by joebob on Apr 3, 2017 10:46:17 GMT
dude, you can't force him to summon your entitys if he didn't, and mettaton EX is not a good threat.
chances are though, they'll appear when castles finishes, as opposed to vanishing.
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Post by Piono on Apr 3, 2017 14:16:17 GMT
53/150 for Secret Combinations
57/150 for A Really Bad Idea
9/? for ???
+2 to AC
We seem to be missing our EoTB.
I do a super-cool spin-attack LoZ style, sending a massive shockwave of energy ricocheting around the room, which careens into the world guardians and vaporizes them using the immense power I've used to cheese the buggers on numerous occasions before. If there's any leftover attack power from that, the stop sign finds itself being metal bent into the shape of the tumbleweed, then kicked off into the sunset
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 20
foodman: 25
Cyan: 10
JOE: 15
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 16
Masked General: 2
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 3, 2017 18:38:36 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 15/120 Grand necromancy 25/150 a new thing 6/  i fuse the stop sign with anything i have lying around, in this case a stray pikachu  there could be a stop sign pokemon in gen eight, you ever think about that? no. you only think about yourself. this is a very shocking experience for the sign. and therefore dmgs it. |
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Post by redstonetam15 on Apr 3, 2017 22:24:40 GMT
34/100 Arcana Orbis
7/20 Entropic Golem
+2 to Piano
Judas turns the STOP Sign into a GO Sign. It suffers of AIDS now.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Apr 3, 2017 23:17:36 GMT
(This exists whoops)
Meanwhile, Iblis has been brushing up on his hacking skillz.
(EDIT) just realised the gaseous horror is TJI's problem. i hack the internet troll and force him to go troll TJI, more specifically, Serket. She needs special treatment. After that, Iblis gives +1 to all players! charges for everyone!
(I HAVE NO IDEA IF H IS FRIENDLY PLEASE INFORM ME.)
1/5 Mcdonalds - Iblis will go to mcdonalds and steal all their raw beef, and shove it into any TJI or DE enemies' mouths and force them to swallow, causing food poisoning and salmonella. (Posion to all enemies)
1/8 Pile'O'Ponies - Iblis, being the ponyfag he is, drops a pile of ponies on the battle field. Earth ponies will charge any enemy close to them. Pegasus' will Fly enemies a few feet in the air and drop them, causing some damage (and bone breakage), Unicorns fire bursts of magic that set aflame anyone hit by them. Alicorns are Unicorns, Earth ponies, and Pegasus' all combined. Alicorns will fire lazer beams, throw people at others, and impale with their armored horns. (Entity Summoner Summon)
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 4, 2017 0:11:31 GMT
+2 to JOE, I guess... THE MOCKINGBIRD: well, it taking up a charge slot defeats the purpose of putting it on hold, so I'll just go through with putting it on the battlefield 5/ Tumbler (zkkkkkreeeeeeeeeeeching noizez) 3/5 show 'em your stabs 5/50(*) Asteroids and Astronauts and Augmentations, hoooooooow booooooooiw! I cast ICE-9 ICE-2 on the gaseous horror, turning it back to a liquid horror. I then proceed to stab it with the non-healing shivs till it takes enough dmg to evaporate again. I also take the leather. I guess step one of the spell is complete... moi from the future comes and gives Tel some matches. 11 and 3/57ths to be more accurate. |
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Post by joebob on Apr 4, 2017 10:50:30 GMT
voidmist counter: 103
[Fire: 12%, 21/48] I cast scorch again, just in case. and also because TOG's ice-2 might have removed the burn. 15 stacks, increase burn intensity once at the cost of a turn.
Water: 15%, 0/60
earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy
air 13% 0/52
wand of the skys 24/?
? 14/? +4 from TOG, thanks!
the tree sways in the breeze... 8/50
+2 W32
C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I decide to do my medium-est to cure poison, and go on a short adventure. I go to the local tavern, but they have no heal poison. since I'm there, I ask a random person-who-doesn't-believe-in-souls, which I found using the person-who-doesn't-believe-in-souls scanner (its right next to the pirate one) If he'll sell me his soul for a dollar. he says 50, I say sure. I now have a soul. I proceed to look around until I find a suitably shifty guy, and ask him if he communes with demons often. he gasps, and begs me not to tell anyone. I agree, and ask him to summon a powerful one to talk. he obliges, and I offer the demon the soul I got for 50 for a pile of antitoxin. he agrees, and I hand every omegabet/TJI player a vial of antitoxin, which heals their poison.
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 4, 2017 17:31:40 GMT
I eat some magic steak. It's magically enchanted to be delicious
IB/MM/FS: 11/100
+2 Piono
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Post by Piono on Apr 4, 2017 22:39:10 GMT
54/150 for Secret Combinations
60/150 for A Really Bad Idea
10/? for ???
+2 to AC
I continue my onslaught, sending a spray of fire at the world guardians, then spinning it around into a whip, which I use to grab one of the world guardians and then smash it all over on the floor, then into the other world guardian. PIONO SMASH PUNY WORLD GUARDIANS.
If the world guardians are dead, I simply melt the STOP sign into scrap.
If that's dead too, I smash a bottle of the bubonic plague on the internet troll, then set it on fire. Sick burns.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 22
foodman: 25
Cyan: 10
JOE: 15
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 16
Masked General: 2
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 4, 2017 22:59:30 GMT
+2 to JOE, again... 6/ Tumbler (zkkkkkreeeeeeeeeeetching noizez) 4/5 show 'em your stabs 6/50(*) Asteroids and Astronauts and Augmentations, hoooooooow booooooooiw! The FROST-BITE status effect from ICE-2 mixes with the BURN status effect to become FROST-BURN, à la Terraria (or, you know. *real life*) increasing it's all around effectiveness and allowing us to burn and freeze it as well (though we'll have to recast to do so) I guess I do some sort of generic heal on any of us that needs it (using the healing-shiv of course) |
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Apr 4, 2017 23:26:47 GMT
The machine laughs, as he does not have lungs. He cannot be poisoned by the gas. He's a robot after all.
However, he quickly notices that while he does not have lungs that can be poisoned, the vast majority of his team does. He grabs the medical supplies that were in his toolbox, and uses them to cure the poison on his teammates.
He also yells out "Hey, Does anyone have a Match? I think some bricks and mortar might be helpful as well".
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2017 5:58:55 GMT
DEX ARSON'S CHARGE HISTORY:
Unfinished:
Round 1 [100/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Round 2 [50/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Twin Power Blades [20/ARTIFACT]: Dex gets special dual swords.
Finished:
None.
---- Round 1 [AC-UP]: 10/100 "MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online."Round 2 [AC-UP]: 10/50 "No comment."Twin Power Blades [ARTIFACT]: 16/20 "It's ridiculous. It's not even funny."+2 Consomme ---- Dex applies a Stream of Sauce directly to the STOP Sign's pole-part. It then falls off, into a bottomless pit that was always there.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 6, 2017 7:43:15 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 16/120 Grand necromancy 28/150 a new thing 7/
My name is arcaneCynic and i'm here to say, i'm gonna kick you ass in a major way.
Watch out internet troll my rhymes are super hot fires, that provide internet sunlight, that'll turn you to internet stone.
Get ready for Some slam poetry Motherfuccer!
Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a sad world And all day and all night and everything he does is troll Like him inside and outside Because he cannot properly express his emotions one sad kid And everything is saf for him And himself but not everybody else 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
He's sad, and now he will shoot up a school or something da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He's sad, and now everyone dies Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He has a sad house, Or rather a basement Red is the color of all that kid blood Red are the hallways and all the classes are too He has no girlfriend but he has his crushes corpse Blue are the people here that were choked Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside Dumb are the words He baits People with Blue are the feelings that live inside him
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Inside and outside Sad his house with a Sad little basement And a blue corvette And everything is sad for him and himself But nobody else 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
are you crying you sad fuck? well here's another one for you.
It starts with one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know
Trolling is a useless thing you Watch you watch it pay off as the rage comes in you Watch it add up to the end of the day because of the dumb shit you say
It's so unreal and just cuz you feel kinda low you make your own time go out the window Trying to get laughs , but you didn't even know Wasted it all just to feel less hollow ya keep everything inside And even though you tried, it all fell apart What you tried to be Will eventually be a memory of a time when
you trolled so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter you had to troll To get some lols But in the end your life is still pathetic
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind YOU, man, of a time when you tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you have trolled me I'm surprised it got so (far) Things aren't the way they were before You can't even rickroll me anymore Not that it was cool back then But it all comes back to you in the end You kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it tried to do will eventually be a memory of a time when
you tried so hard but ain't got far But in the end It doesn't even matter you had to troll and be uncool But in the end It doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you but you trolled me anyway For all this and now you should stay away I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know
you tried so hard but didn't get far and in the end you do not even matter you had to fall To lose it all But in the end you did not even matter
waddaya think 'bout that huh, you just got burned or something. apply liquid nitrogen to the burned area, you lowlife piece of trash. you think you're funny, huh, like rickrolling is original, all of your trolling is unoriginal shit. do you feel a little better about your pathetic life by making others feel worse for less than a moment? well you are not cool, nor will you ever be, i'll now kindly refer you to mr. stopsign over there because
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Post by joebob on Apr 7, 2017 14:48:00 GMT
...After that, Iblis gives +1 to all players! charges for everyone!... (only keeping the relevant part) you can only give a total of +2 per post- two +1s to two different people or 1 +2. the rules explicitly state that +1s to everyone is impossible. /NuLl |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Apr 7, 2017 18:09:50 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-2/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-9
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
33/50 (+2 from AC)
100/100 for Large hole- done
100/100 for Foundation-done
100/100 for First floor- done
90/100 for second floor-
I place a nearly completly random statues effect on the horrow, the only condition is it must benefit our team in some way.
+2 Piono
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Apr 7, 2017 18:26:38 GMT
Annis uses this cool and new attack from the up and coming DLE wesnoth campaign, named nocturne. It's like Noctum in Invasion from the Unknown, but it's from VoL. What does that stand for? I'm going to  harder than Trickle whilst you figure that out. You see, nocturne is magical, so nigh undodgable. Nocturne also poisons the enemy. Nocturne, finally, heals all allies with the exact amount of damage it deals. The good news is that everyone's on full health. The bad news is that Annis just used it on a World Guardian, and the OPness is crippling, searing, in fact, burning through the World Guardian's being. +1 to all charges +2 to Cyan |
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 7, 2017 18:31:38 GMT
IB/MM/FS: 12/100
+2 Piono
... at this point I'm basically just upping Piono and charging entities
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 7, 2017 19:24:56 GMT
Annis was busy sleeping whilst solving the riddles. You see, Annis can't actually come up with anything resembling human solutions to riddles, and thus skips them whenever she sees. This is going to get her back sometime soon. However, murder? Murder, horrific, brutal? Whilst human puzzles aren't things Annis understands, dreamworld puzzles, and the abuse of story telling in warfare? Annis loves that. Annis whispers something in EADollis's ear, before Annis gets back, and EADollis chants, letters connecting upon letters to form a song, a Holy Name of God. EADollis uses The Scrolls, and in four seconds, chants all but the last syllable of the Motive Name, a Name that makes objects move, and sets plots into motion. Now, the latter isn't only achievable using placebomancy or other Narrative manipulation, every action tells its own story, do they not? Annis, in the four seconds, has taken out a bouncy ball, and is now recalling some trick she dreamed of, from an overpowered, deviant white haired kid. She holds the bouncy ball in her hand, faces the wall, before EADollis finishes the Motive Name. Annis throws, and the bouncy ball bounces, a union of abnormality and kabbalah turning into a maelstrom of destruction. Now, Annis's allies are exempt, because the Dreamwalker deemed it so and it was so.
(I think we should really do something about Annis the Dreamwalker's Suedom and annoying ability to act like the rule of everything.)The STOP sign, however? Chaos and establishment do not go well together, and the STOP sign is part of the government establishment of tools to keep drivers under control, even if it is not part of TrickleJest Inc. Mundane objects and abnormality? Hahahaha, those are literal opposites. Annis can neglect the fact that she stole the trick from the law, if the law is abnormal, does it really matter? The STOP sign finds itself eviscerated by Annis's bouncy ball, ripped to shreds, physically, and by the kabbalistic / placebomantic / insert UNSONG adjective here / narrative implications of the assault.
Annis and EADollis do a combo attack on STOP! EADollis uses the Scrolls for added effect! Hrskim is under Enny's control. Recommendation to Enny: You're good at making people feel bad about themselves, why not burn the Internet Troll? The Last General [ARTIFACT]. [13/25]. ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== .
perhaps I should actually continue HLD
Litterateurette []. [8/10]. ===== ===== [+4 Cyan, +2 Cobalt].
wait am I a member of the Establishment too
Waifuism [UPGRADE] [2/50] ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====
Shippers are insane. The waifu addicts, even more so. Waifues are a delusional, world maddening, anime, obsession creating, force, and Annis you aren't actually doing this are you oh god why
Innately connected to Litterateurette.
+2 to Cyan. (let us be assist buddies)
Total Charge Points Invested Into Myself: 75
Hall of Self-Indulgent Smugness:
Upgrades:
Masochism [LEVELLING SYSTEM] [0 / 50]: TL;DR: I copy the attacks of whatever hits me.
Closet Access [LORE POWERS] [25]: TL;DR: I have access to Jest's Establishmentspace, a hellpit of ideas.
Godqueen of Fiction [LORE POWERS] [0]: TL;DR: Annis is insane and created Heretical Fiction via technicality shenanigans.
Total Charge Points Invested Into Artifice: 25
Artifacts:The Establishment [25]: TL;DR: Magical establishment powers. Scrolls used! The STOP sign takes 7,000 damage! voidmist counter: 100 [Fire: 9%, 14/36] I cast scorch! since I don't have enough stacks to increase the intensity (By one.), I use the minimum of 5 stacks and inflict one round of burn.Water: 15%, 0/60 earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 23/? ? 9/? the tree sways in the breeze... 7/50 +2 W32 C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible
23 /25 golemancy complex on holdI continue making the armor from before, and inform my allies that they should focus on healing the poison or increase the intensity of the burn. You inflict one round of Burn onto the Gaseous Horror! (General Spell and Stupidity Charge Pool 21/150) I use the power of heat to shoot Heat Rays out of my eyes, igniting the Gaseous Horror. (If it turns into the Plasma Horror I'm quitting) Obeast, I'm not that cruel. (Or am I?) The Heat Rays simply pass through the Gaseous Horror. Ouch. You're going to have to try a bit more to actually destroy it. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-1/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-8 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 31/50 (+2 from AC) 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 60/100 for second floor- I take my bow set an arrow on fire and send it horrowards +2 Piono Unfortunately, the arrow just passes through the Gaseous Horror! Seriously, why would an arrow light up a Gas? Good effort, but you have to think more to make this work. I am not gonna let this blatant thievery of charges go unpunished! I force the entities to summon anyway, and threaten Trickle with Mettaton EX. What entities...? 53/150 for Secret Combinations 57/150 for A Really Bad Idea 9/? for +2 to AC We seem to be missing our EoTB. I do a super-cool spin-attack LoZ style, sending a massive shockwave of energy ricocheting around the room, which careens into the world guardians and vaporizes them using the immense power I've used to cheese the buggers on numerous occasions before. If there's any leftover attack power from that, the stop sign finds itself being metal bent into the shape of the tumbleweed, then kicked off into the sunset Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 20 foodman: 25 Cyan: 10 JOE: 15 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 16 Masked General: 2 Yes, I'm pretty much going to drop the EoTB now, save for Hostiles, Leaders, GM-controlled entities and such, because it's taking up too much time. ERROR - Does Pobyo is use swears? I don't know whether "bugger" is a swear in the USA, but I'm certain it's vulgar slang in the UK. Well, whatever. The World Guardians roar and take 2,000 damage each! LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 15/120 Grand necromancy 25/150 a new thing 6/ i fuse the stop sign with anything i have lying around, in this case a stray pikachu there could be a stop sign pokemon in gen eight, you ever think about that? no. you only think about yourself. this is a very shocking experience for the sign. and therefore dmgs it. Pft. Okay, I gota give you that one. 5,000 damage. 34/100 Arcana Orbis 7/20 Entropic Golem +2 to Piano Judas turns the STOP Sign into a GO Sign. It suffers of AIDS now. (This exists whoops) Meanwhile, Iblis has been brushing up on his hacking skillz. (EDIT) just realised the gaseous horror is TJI's problem. i hack the internet troll and force him to go troll TJI, more specifically, Serket. She needs special treatment. After that, Iblis gives +1 to all players! charges for everyone! (I HAVE NO IDEA IF H IS FRIENDLY PLEASE INFORM ME.) 1/5 Mcdonalds - Iblis will go to mcdonalds and steal all their raw beef, and shove it into any TJI or DE enemies' mouths and force them to swallow, causing food poisoning and salmonella. (Posion to all enemies) 1/8 Pile'O'Ponies - Iblis, being the ponyfag he is, drops a pile of ponies on the battle field. Earth ponies will charge any enemy close to them. Pegasus' will Fly enemies a few feet in the air and drop them, causing some damage (and bone breakage), Unicorns fire bursts of magic that set aflame anyone hit by them. Alicorns are Unicorns, Earth ponies, and Pegasus' all combined. Alicorns will fire lazer beams, throw people at others, and impale with their armored horns. (Entity Summoner Summon) Welcome back, Sail / Iblis! Unfortunately, you can't +1 all players. Okay, here's the thing - You can have THREE charges, the cap is 150. You can give +1 only to TWO people every post. However, because I'm such a nice guy, everyone can have a +1 from Sail. (And also, H = Hostile, they attack everyone). The Internet Troll uses FIREWALL! Unfortunately, you fail to hack him. +2 to JOE, I guess... THE MOCKINGBIRD: well, it taking up a charge slot defeats the purpose of putting it on hold, so I'll just go through with putting it on the battlefield 5/ Tumbler (zkkkkkreeeeeeeeeeeching noizez) 3/5 show 'em your stabs 5/50(*) Asteroids and Astronauts and Augmentations, hoooooooow booooooooiw! I cast ICE-9 ICE-2 on the gaseous horror, turning it back to a liquid horror. I then proceed to stab it with the non-healing shivs till it takes enough dmg to evaporate again. I also take the leather. I guess step one of the spell is complete... moi from the future comes and gives Tel some matches. 11 and 3/57ths to be more accurate. Unfortunately, your ICE-2 removes the Burn from the Gaseous Horror! You do, however, manage to deal 1 damage. Congrats.  voidmist counter: 103 [Fire: 12%, 21/48] I cast scorch again, just in case. and also because TOG's ice-2 might have removed the burn. 15 stacks, increase burn intensity once at the cost of a turn.Water: 15%, 0/60 earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 24/? ? 14/? +4 from TOG, thanks! the tree sways in the breeze... 8/50 +2 W32 C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I decide to do my medium-est to cure poison, and go on a short adventure. I go to the local tavern, but they have no heal poison. since I'm there, I ask a random person-who-doesn't-believe-in-souls, which I found using the person-who-doesn't-believe-in-souls scanner (its right next to the pirate one) If he'll sell me his soul for a dollar. he says 50, I say sure. I now have a soul. I proceed to look around until I find a suitably shifty guy, and ask him if he communes with demons often. he gasps, and begs me not to tell anyone. I agree, and ask him to summon a powerful one to talk. he obliges, and I offer the demon the soul I got for 50 for a pile of antitoxin. he agrees, and I hand every omegabet/TJI player a vial of antitoxin, which heals their poison. You cast Scorch again, and it's a good thing you did so! You also manage to get rid of the Poison. I eat some magic steak. It's magically enchanted to be delicious IB/MM/FS: 11/100 +2 Piono ...? 54/150 for Secret Combinations 60/150 for A Really Bad Idea 10/? for +2 to AC I continue my onslaught, sending a spray of fire at the world guardians, then spinning it around into a whip, which I use to grab one of the world guardians and then smash it all over on the floor, then into the other world guardian. PIONO SMASH PUNY WORLD GUARDIANS. If the world guardians are dead, I simply melt the STOP sign into scrap. If that's dead too, I smash a bottle of the bubonic plague on the internet troll, then set it on fire. Sick burns. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 22 foodman: 25 Cyan: 10 JOE: 15 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 16 Masked General: 2 2,000 damage to the World Guardians! +2 to JOE, again... 6/ Tumbler (zkkkkkreeeeeeeeeeetching noizez) 4/5 show 'em your stabs 6/50(*) Asteroids and Astronauts and Augmentations, hoooooooow booooooooiw! The FROST-BITE status effect from ICE-2 mixes with the BURN status effect to become FROST-BURN, à la Terraria (or, you know. *real life*) increasing it's all around effectiveness and allowing us to burn and freeze it as well (though we'll have to recast to do so) I guess I do some sort of generic heal on any of us that needs it (using the healing-shiv of course) Oh, alright, I guess. FROST-BURN applied to the Gaseous Horror! You restore 3 HP to the team! The machine laughs, as he does not have lungs. He cannot be poisoned by the gas. He's a robot after all. However, he quickly notices that while he does not have lungs that can be poisoned, the vast majority of his team does. He grabs the medical supplies that were in his toolbox, and uses them to cure the poison on his teammates. He also yells out "Hey, Does anyone have a Match? I think some bricks and mortar might be helpful as well". The poison is already cured, so you end up healing the team for 3 HP. DEX ARSON'S CHARGE HISTORY:
Unfinished:
Round 1 [100/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Round 2 [50/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Twin Power Blades [20/ARTIFACT]: Dex gets special dual swords.
Finished:
None.
---- Round 1 [AC-UP]: 10/100 "MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online."Round 2 [AC-UP]: 10/50 "No comment."Twin Power Blades [ARTIFACT]: 16/20 "It's ridiculous. It's not even funny."+2 Consomme ---- Dex applies a Stream of Sauce directly to the STOP Sign's pole-part. It then falls off, into a bottomless pit that was always there. The STOP sign is already dead! LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 16/120 Grand necromancy 28/150 a new thing 7/
My name is arcaneCynic and i'm here to say, i'm gonna kick you ass in a major way.
Watch out internet troll my rhymes are super hot fires, that provide internet sunlight, that'll turn you to internet stone.
Get ready for Some slam poetry Motherfuccer!
Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a sad world And all day and all night and everything he does is troll Like him inside and outside Because he cannot properly express his emotions one sad kid And everything is saf for him And himself but not everybody else 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
He's sad, and now he will shoot up a school or something da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He's sad, and now everyone dies Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He has a sad house, Or rather a basement Red is the color of all that kid blood Red are the hallways and all the classes are too He has no girlfriend but he has his crushes corpse Blue are the people here that were choked Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside Dumb are the words He baits People with Blue are the feelings that live inside him
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Inside and outside Sad his house with a Sad little basement And a blue corvette And everything is sad for him and himself But nobody else 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
He's sad da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
are you crying you sad fuck? well here's another one for you.
It starts with one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know
Trolling is a useless thing you Watch you watch it pay off as the rage comes in you Watch it add up to the end of the day because of the dumb shit you say
It's so unreal and just cuz you feel kinda low you make your own time go out the window Trying to get laughs , but you didn't even know Wasted it all just to feel less hollow ya keep everything inside And even though you tried, it all fell apart What you tried to be Will eventually be a memory of a time when
you trolled so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter you had to troll To get some lols But in the end your life is still pathetic
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind YOU, man, of a time when you tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you have trolled me I'm surprised it got so (far) Things aren't the way they were before You can't even rickroll me anymore Not that it was cool back then But it all comes back to you in the end You kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it tried to do will eventually be a memory of a time when
you tried so hard but ain't got far But in the end It doesn't even matter you had to troll and be uncool But in the end It doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you but you trolled me anyway For all this and now you should stay away I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know
you tried so hard but didn't get far and in the end you do not even matter you had to fall To lose it all But in the end you did not even matter
waddaya think 'bout that huh, you just got burned or something. apply liquid nitrogen to the burned area, you lowlife piece of trash. you think you're funny, huh, like rickrolling is original, all of your trolling is unoriginal shit. do you feel a little better about your pathetic life by making others feel worse for less than a moment? well you are not cool, nor will you ever be, i'll now kindly refer you to mr. stopsign over there because
The Internet Troll screeches as his hand falls off! -50 TYPING EFFICIENCY! Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-2/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-9 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 33/50 (+2 from AC) 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 90/100 for second floor- I place a nearly completly random statues effect on the horrow, the only condition is it must benefit our team in some way. +2 Piono You increase the damage from FROST-BURN! Annis uses this cool and new attack from the up and coming DLE wesnoth campaign, named nocturne. It's like Noctum in Invasion from the Unknown, but it's from VoL. What does that stand for? I'm going to harder than Trickle whilst you figure that out. You see, nocturne is magical, so nigh undodgable. Nocturne also poisons the enemy. Nocturne, finally, heals all allies with the exact amount of damage it deals. The good news is that everyone's on full health. The bad news is that Annis just used it on a World Guardian, and the OPness is crippling, searing, in fact, burning through the World Guardian's being. +1 to all charges +2 to Cyan= OH NOES! NOT THE OP DEBUFFS!! 4,000 damage each. i cri evertim. IB/MM/FS: 12/100 +2 Piono ... at this point I'm basically just upping Piono and charging entities 4 out of 13, not enough words.
[DE]
The STOP Sign dies! Rest in pepperonis.
Screech of the Void is used! A giant hole appears in the place of Hrskim, disabling his actions for three turns! The other World Guardian simply rams itself into the DE, dealing 7 damage.
The Internet Troll yells as his hand is torn off and prepares some SICK BURNS! Enny takes three damage, as Hrskim is stunned and cannot defend her! Unfortunately, the burns are too lit to be heard and have already burned up an hour ago.
Enny gets angry and burns the Troll back, muttering something about mothers, basement, tortilla chips and green sodas! The Troll loses a leg!
EADOllis activates The Scrolls in Consumer's post.
The McDelta Castle remains inactive.
Hrskim is stunned!| [H] World Guardians x2 - 12,000/20,000 HP. Screech of the Skies: 2/3. Screech of the Galaxy: 2/4. | | [H] Internet Troll - ? HP. Prepare some sick burns to kill him (he's otherwise invincible)! |
| [DE] Delta Enlightened - 93/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 17/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 50,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 4/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 50,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim: 20,000/20,000 HP. Stunned - 3/3 Turns. |
[TJI]
The Gaseous Horror dies instantly. Yet again, none of the entities act.
The TJI Allies proceed to the dining hall. Don't ask why this place has a dining hall.
Unfortunately, the door, yet again, slams behind them and the lights turn off. The TJI Allies hear some sort of buzzing chainsaw... but then, a shriek is heard as something wet spills on the floor!
Vriska quickly slams the lights back on. In a second, the TJI Allies all see that the floor is covered in a blue liquid. Blood.
It seems as if someone, or something, has sliced off Vriska's only non-robotic hand.
Vriska: AH! Nghhh... uh... I'll be fine, I think. Uh...
Vriska: For now, spre8d out and f8nd the f8cker! 8ll of you!
You heard her. And you better obey, she's putting 8s everyone in her speech, that must mean she's really angry.
The "f8cker" is hiding somewhere around here. It's up to you to find him. Or her. (Note - you can observe multiple things at a time).
Clues that will help you find the "f8cker".- There appears to be a blood trail leading under the table.
- A long table with a recipe book on it. The book appears to be sentient and refuses to open and keeps yelling about Global Warming and how it feels hot all the time.
- A big wardrobe is smashed up and all the china is broken, save for a little battery (or what seems to be a battery), a box of cereal called "Charmy Lucks" (upon opening it you find that all the flakes are made of marshmallow and all the marshmallow pieces are made of flakes), a bunch of sticks and lastly a giant tablet that you can't figure out the password to (it has seven slots).
- There appears to be a fridge that's jammed and can't be opened. There is a little slot there and says "insert payment here".
- A set of old newspapers (they all have boring politics on them).
- A clothes rack with a giant green coat (with two pockets, there appears to be something rather big in one of them and something a bit smaller in the other), a fedora (akin to one from Problem Sleuth) and at the bottom a pair of red boots with what seems to be matches inside of it.
- Sets of cupboards with ingredients in them.
| [TJI] Allies - 100/100 HP. | | [TJI] Vriska Serket - 12/20 HP. | | [TJI] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | | [TJI] AHoSF - 2 SP. 5,000/5,000 HP. |
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Apr 7, 2017 20:56:16 GMT
trickle do not judge me I have not shown up in a while
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Post by joebob on Apr 7, 2017 21:35:12 GMT
voidmist counter: 106
Fire: 15%, 6/60
[Water: 15%, 15/60] cast heal on vriska! theres little else I can do with stack-powers at the moment.
earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy
air 13% 0/52
wand of the skys 26/? +1 sail
? 15/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 9/50
+2 piono
C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I look at the blood trail, and consider looking under it... yeah, no. I create a MEMORY OF DINING ROOM, summon a decent-sized fireball, then lob it at the table, before manipulating the magical make-up of the flame to create an explosion under the table. I then siphon water from a tap which there probably is, encircle the tables wreckage, and put it out. I then check if theres a floor-hatch or what. if there is nothing under the table and it seems better to have intact, I then use the MEMORY OF DINING ROOM to set the room to its exact position when I created the MEMORY.
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Post by Piono on Apr 7, 2017 22:46:57 GMT
55/150 for Secret Combinations
65/150 for A Really Bad Idea
10/? for ???
+2 to emerald
I question the fairness of drowning us in enemies that will almost inevitably set us back further than the other team even though we figured out all our puzzles in the first round.
I ball that question up, sharpen it, and launch it at high speed at the World Guardians along with a complaint about me being forced into an area where I'm capable of losing Rapture yet gain no benefit from its damage boost.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 22
foodman: 27
Cyan: 10
JOE: 15
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 18
Masked General: 2
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 7, 2017 22:48:49 GMT
(when given a plus one, does it only affect one charge or all of them?) (+1 from sailormann) 7/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 5/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 7/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooooooow booooooooiw! I take the newspapers and read them, put on the clothes at the clothes rack and look what's in the coat pockets and the hat (and take the matches and go back in time to last round to give em to Tel, completing that loop), eat the "Charmy Lucks" and take the "battery", use up all the energy from the sugar high to find enough evidence to disprove Global Warming to the recipe book (which I then do, obviously), gather up the ingredients in the cupboards and give a +2 coin to the fridge. I ignore the trail of blood, the table and JOEBOB blowing shiz up. I then take the Healing Shivs tm and preform a maneuver on Vriska's bloody stump that would normally sever a hand from said stump. Hopefully this will cause it to grow back or something. worse case scenario that the world ends all it does is heal her so, why not? |
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 8, 2017 16:14:56 GMT
MOHNADO BOY: 13/100
Sniper Chick #284617471: 13/100
Reynbow: 13/100
+2 Piono.
I wave to what is apparently the other Enny on the field
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Post by jondanger23 on Apr 8, 2017 16:23:37 GMT
I take the stuff from the coat and the boots.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Apr 8, 2017 19:09:38 GMT
So, internet troll. wonder how many lungs you had to fill with unfinished insults along with hurting people's dignities from the sound of your voice alone to get that title.
Have you seen your face? In my opinion, it looks like a baked potato on black market steroids that was cut thin and put into a toaster.
Your life must be the equivalent of on fire from the burns people are chucking at you.
Iblis hacks a world guardian and forces it to wrestle the other one.
2/5 Mcdonalds - Iblis will go to mcdonalds and steal all their raw beef, and shove it into any TJI people or DE enemies' mouths and force them to swallow, causing food poisoning and salmonella. (Posion to attacked enemies)
2/8 Pile'O'Ponies - Iblis, being the ponyfag he is, drops a pile of ponies on the battle field. Earth ponies will charge any enemy close to them. Pegasus' will Fly enemies a few feet in the air and drop them, causing some damage (and bone breakage), Unicorns fire bursts of magic that set aflame anyone hit by them. Alicorns are Unicorns, Earth ponies, and Pegasus' all combined. Alicorns will fire lazer beams, throw people at others, and impale with their armored horns. (Entity Summoner Summon)
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harder than Trickle whilst you figure that out.
