ThatOtherGuy
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Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 8, 2017 23:24:34 GMT
(when given a plus one, does it only affect one charge or all of them?) 8/  Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 6/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 8/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooooooow booooooooiw! +2 to JOE |
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Post by Guest™ on Apr 9, 2017 15:30:59 GMT
Surprise. I'm back. Can you recap?
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Post by joebob on Apr 9, 2017 18:36:58 GMT
voidmist counter: 109
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 18%, 0/72
earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy
[air 13% 13/52] cast air dash on... vriska.
wand of the skys 27/?
? 16/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 10/50
+2 piono
C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I keep working on that armor.
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Post by redstonetam15 on Apr 10, 2017 0:47:26 GMT
35/100 Arcana Orbis
8/20 Entropic Golem
+2 to Piano
Judas tells the Internet Troll that he has some pretty sweet jokes.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 11, 2017 13:34:49 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 17/120 Grand necromancy 31/150 a new thing 8/ I take control over the internet, and make the trolls trolling trollless. Then i take down the internet, while replacing it with the troll resistant betweennet. |
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Post by Con Air on Apr 11, 2017 13:57:52 GMT
I just slap the troll.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 11, 2017 15:29:35 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 18/120 Grand necromancy 32/150 a new thing 9/ i destroy the orld, it doesn't matter how i do it, i just do. this thing i somehow achieved has one huge consequence, the world guardians no longer have a world to guard. they are simple guardians now. i then take my patent pending transdimensional transmutation transmogrifier and fire away, which turns them into the IRON GUARDIAN and iron gaurdian respectively. this will cause one of two things: as they are a shameless plug for my cool and new dtg spinn-off DTF(destroy the fey) located here on omegaupdate forums (join today) and in the wrong universe, they could just get deleted, or since I gm that game (or since there are more de members gming the game than tji members) i can take control over them. |
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 11, 2017 16:41:27 GMT
trickle do not judge me I have not shown up in a while /null I wasn't going to judge you, though. voidmist counter: 106 Fire: 15%, 6/60 [Water: 15%, 15/60] cast heal on vriska! theres little else I can do with stack-powers at the moment.earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy air 13% 0/52 wand of the skys 26/? +1 sail ? 15/? the tree sways in the breeze... 9/50 +2 piono C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I look at the blood trail, and consider looking under it... yeah, no. I create a MEMORY OF DINING ROOM, summon a decent-sized fireball, then lob it at the table, before manipulating the magical make-up of the flame to create an explosion under the table. I then siphon water from a tap which there probably is, encircle the tables wreckage, and put it out. I then check if theres a floor-hatch or what. if there is nothing under the table and it seems better to have intact, I then use the MEMORY OF DINING ROOM to set the room to its exact position when I created the MEMORY. You heal her to 15 HP. Alas, it seems that her HP is permanently locked at 15, until somebody fixes her hand. That didn't do anything, since the table is made out of indestructium. However, you notice several screeching monsters under it, mutterring horrors about some sort of light that they need. 55/150 for Secret Combinations 65/150 for A Really Bad Idea 10/? for +2 to emerald I question the fairness of drowning us in enemies that will almost inevitably set us back further than the other team even though we figured out all our puzzles in the first round. I ball that question up, sharpen it, and launch it at high speed at the World Guardians along with a complaint about me being forced into an area where I'm capable of losing Rapture yet gain no benefit from its damage boost. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 22 foodman: 27 Cyan: 10 JOE: 15 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 18 Masked General: 2 Fairness? You were going to face them anyway. Them's the breaks. Piono, this is all planned, if you wouldn't face them during the riddle mini-arc you would probably face them afterwards. Also, you can't lose Rapture here. 500 damage nonetheless, to each World Guardian. (when given a plus one, does it only affect one charge or all of them?) (+1 from sailormann) 7/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 5/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 7/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooooooow booooooooiw! I take the newspapers and read them, put on the clothes at the clothes rack and look what's in the coat pockets and the hat (and take the matches and go back in time to last round to give em to Tel, completing that loop), eat the "Charmy Lucks" and take the "battery", use up all the energy from the sugar high to find enough evidence to disprove Global Warming to the recipe book (which I then do, obviously), gather up the ingredients in the cupboards and give a +2 coin to the fridge. I ignore the trail of blood, the table and JOEBOB blowing shiz up. I then take the Healing Shivs tm and preform a maneuver on Vriska's bloody stump that would normally sever a hand from said stump. Hopefully this will cause it to grow back or something. worse case scenario that the world ends all it does is heal her so, why not? Humorously, everything in your post fails. Yeah, everything. Ouch. At least you know what to do or not do now. (it's not your fault everything failed, don't worry) First off, the newspapers just have boring politics on them in some weird language. You know it's politics because it's always politics. Secondly, you manage to put on the clothes, yes, and find a flashlight inside. Unfortunately, the flashlight doesn't seem to work. You also fail to eat the Charmy Lucks because they're here for a reason, and you fail to time travel inside CASTLES, let alone use the matches for non-puzzle stuff. The hat also has nothing in it. Lastly, you fail to regrow Vriska's hand. It won't be that simple. (Only one charge). MOHNADO BOY: 13/100 Sniper Chick #284617471: 13/100 Reynbow: 13/100 +2 Piono. I wave to what is apparently the other Enny on the field ... I take the stuff from the coat and the boots. You access your shared inventory to grab the boots, the coat is worn by TOG. So, internet troll. wonder how many lungs you had to fill with unfinished insults along with hurting people's dignities from the sound of your voice alone to get that title. Have you seen your face? In my opinion, it looks like a baked potato on black market steroids that was cut thin and put into a toaster. Your life must be the equivalent of on fire from the burns people are chucking at you. Iblis hacks a world guardian and forces it to wrestle the other one. 2/5 Mcdonalds - Iblis will go to mcdonalds and steal all their raw beef, and shove it into any TJI people or DE enemies' mouths and force them to swallow, causing food poisoning and salmonella. (Posion to attacked enemies) 2/8 Pile'O'Ponies - Iblis, being the ponyfag he is, drops a pile of ponies on the battle field. Earth ponies will charge any enemy close to them. Pegasus' will Fly enemies a few feet in the air and drop them, causing some damage (and bone breakage), Unicorns fire bursts of magic that set aflame anyone hit by them. Alicorns are Unicorns, Earth ponies, and Pegasus' all combined. Alicorns will fire lazer beams, throw people at others, and impale with their armored horns. (Entity Summoner Summon) The Troll's limbs all fall off! Time to finish him. /dangitTOG  Surprise. I'm back. Can you recap? Yeah, I wrote that. What do you mean "it's the wrong recap"? voidmist counter: 109 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 18%, 0/72 earth 28%, 0/112 Unlocked golemancy [air 13% 13/52] cast air dash on... vriska.wand of the skys 27/? ? 16/? the tree sways in the breeze... 10/50 +2 piono C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I keep working on that armor. Vriska gains a double action! She gives you a thumbs up. 35/100 Arcana Orbis 8/20 Entropic Golem +2 to Piano Judas tells the Internet Troll that he has some pretty sweet jokes. THEY RNT JOKES OK THERE SERIOUS STOP MAKIGN FUN OF ME!!!1!!!11!!!!1!! The Troll dies. LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 17/120 Grand necromancy 31/150 a new thing 8/ I take control over the internet, and make the trolls trolling trollless. Then i take down the internet, while replacing it with the troll resistant betweennet. The Troll is dead. He's dead. LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 18/120 Grand necromancy 32/150 a new thing 9/ i destroy the orld, it doesn't matter how i do it, i just do. this thing i somehow achieved has one huge consequence, the world guardians no longer have a world to guard. they are simple guardians now. i then take my patent pending transdimensional transmutation transmogrifier and fire away, which turns them into the IRON GUARDIAN and iron gaurdian respectively. this will cause one of two things: as they are a shameless plug for my cool and new dtg spinn-off DTF(destroy the fey) located here on omegaupdate forums (join today) and in the wrong universe, they could just get deleted, or since I gm that game (or since there are more de members gming the game than tji members) i can take control over them. Wait, how do you destroy The Orld?! ORLD IS INVINCIBLE, OKAY?! Almost as invincible as the Godmoder. Not the Godmodder, no, the Godmoder. You'll learn soon.
[DE]
The World Guardians screech and use Screech of the Skies.
Suddenly, ten baby World Guardians spawn, along with a Nest. These aren't just normal World Guardians, those won't be able to make babies, this is World Guardian Model 9F, with 9 being the "Multiply" class and F being the sixth build.
The second World Guardian moves towards the McDelta Castle, crushing it with one of its tentacles and dealing 15,000 damage.
The babies, using their cuteness stat to act the turn they were summoned, swarm on EADOllis and the DE, dealing 5,000 damage to EADOllis and 5 to the DE.
EADOllis stays idle.
Enny slashes at the Nest, dealing 2,000 damage.
Hrskim is stunned.
The Castle stays idle.
| [H] World Guardians x2 - 11,500/20,000 HP. Screech of the Galaxy: 3/4. | | [H] Mini Guardians x10 - 1000/1000 HP. | | [H] Nest - 8,000/10,000 HP. Produces ten Mini Guardians per turn. Screech of the Screech: 1/3. |
| [DE] Delta Enlightened - 88/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 17/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 40,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 4/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 35,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim: 20,000/20,000 HP. Stunned - 2/3 Turns. |
[TJI]
Ten and AHoSF stay idle.
Vriska gains double action! She investigates everything going on.
Nodding at several things you can't put together, she comes back and tells you that you need to turn the flashlight on somehow and use it to give the "light" to the creatures.
For her second action, she tells you outright that whatever is in the recipe book is crucial for your quest.
Clues that will help you find the "f8cker".- There appears to be a blood trail leading under the table.
- A long table with a recipe book on it. The book appears to be sentient and refuses to open and keeps yelling about Global Warming and how it feels hot all the time.
- A big wardrobe is smashed up and all the china is broken, save for a little battery (or what seems to be a battery), a box of cereal called "Charmy Lucks" (upon opening it you find that all the flakes are made of marshmallow and all the marshmallow pieces are made of flakes), a bunch of sticks and lastly a giant tablet that you can't figure out the password to (it has seven slots).
- There appears to be a fridge that's jammed and can't be opened. There is a little slot there and says "insert payment here".
- A set of old newspapers (they all have boring politics on them).
- A clothes rack with a giant green coat (with two pockets, there appears to be something rather big in one of them and something a bit smaller in the other), a fedora (akin to one from Problem Sleuth) and at the bottom a pair of red boots with what seems to be matches inside of it.
- Sets of cupboards with ingredients in them.
- New entry - There seem to be creatures under the table, asking for light.
- New entry - You found a flashlight in the coat.
- New entry - You need to open the recipe book.
| [TJI] Allies - 100/100 HP. | | [TJI] Vriska Serket - 12/20 HP. | | [TJI] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | | [TJI] AHoSF - 2 SP. 5,000/5,000 HP. |
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES! |
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Post by joebob on Apr 11, 2017 16:58:23 GMT
voidmist counter: 112
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 18%, 0/72
[earth 28%, 28/112 Unlocked golemancy] attempt to give vriska a wall, since I can't heal her directly. logicaly, said wall will cease to matter if the room changes, but viedo gaem logik may let it stay.
air 16% 0/64
wand of the skys 28/?
? 17/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 11/50
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I put the battery into the flashlight and use it on the creatures, and then lower the temperature of the book with magic in an attempt to make it not 'feel hot all the time'
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Post by jondanger23 on Apr 14, 2017 19:37:54 GMT
I turn the flashlight on and throw it under the table.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 14, 2017 19:41:35 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 19/120 Grand necromancy 33/150 a new thing 10/ eadollis and me attack the nest |
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Post by SinkingSailor on Apr 14, 2017 20:44:09 GMT
Iblis hacks the world guardian attacking McDelta, and uses it to attack the nest.
3/5 Mcdonalds - Iblis will go to mcdonalds and steal all their raw beef, and shove it into any TJI people or DE enemies' mouths and force them to swallow, causing food poisoning and salmonella. (Posion to attacked enemies)
3/8 Pile'O'Ponies - Iblis, being the ponyfag he is, drops a pile of ponies on the battle field. Earth ponies will charge any enemy close to them. Pegasus' will Fly enemies a few feet in the air and drop them, causing some damage (and bone breakage), Unicorns fire bursts of magic that set aflame anyone hit by them. Alicorns are Unicorns, Earth ponies, and Pegasus' all combined. Alicorns will fire lazer beams, throw people at others, and impale with their armored horns. (Entity Summoner Summon)
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Post by Piono on Apr 14, 2017 21:32:59 GMT
56/150 for Secret Combinations
72/150 for A Really Bad Idea
11/? for ???
+2 to emerald
Ah, if all the challenges were pre-planned then I guess it doesn't make a difference either way.
And I become much less dissatisfied that I wasn't pushed into an area where I could lose Rapture.
That being done I take a really, REALLY big knife and carve up the nest with it, throw in some eggs, a turkey and bit of fish. I then dump the entire thing into a massive cooking pot, stir it up nice and good, and then drop in a time bomb. The whole thing explodes in a huge, delicious mess.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 24
foodman: 27
Cyan: 10
JOE: 17
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 20
Masked General: 2
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Apr 14, 2017 22:21:21 GMT
The robot grabs a book and some pieces of paper out of his toolbox, and opens it. The book is extremely waterlogged, and you'd have to be a robot from the future to be able to read it. The only real comprehensible part to human eyes is the title of the book
The robot quickly scans the pages and runs over the the stylish hoard of fans, with the book in hand. He promptly writes down a couple of points on all the pieces of paper he grabbed, stands the highest readily accessible object nearby the hoard of fans, and then proceeds to yell "If you all wanna be ahead of the time for next year's fashion craze, you better listen up! What I've got here is what's stylish today, tomorrow, next month, and years after that! I'm gonna throw all these to you!" He them proceeds to throw the various papers into the hoard, to hopefully increase their stylishness.
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Post by redstonetam15 on Apr 14, 2017 23:48:30 GMT
36/100 Arcana Orbis
9/20 Entropic Golem
+2 to Piano
Judas fireballs the Nest.
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ThatOtherGuy
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Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 15, 2017 1:01:23 GMT
8/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 6/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) (8 +sail) 9/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE JOE is given the Flashlight I give the recipe book the Newspaper about politics (presumably about global warming) and then shove it into the slot in the fridge. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THERE ARE NO CANDIES IN THE FEDORA AND LOOK AGAIN! I also admire my coat some more |
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Post by Con Air on Apr 15, 2017 3:01:46 GMT
I throw a microchip at the world guardians, and miss. The guardians laugh, but.....
The microchip grows into a box shaped robot with a wheel and arms. It promptly throws bombs, which land and really blow up the guardians. I trick the robot into turning around (Look behind you! A triple headed monkey!), then flip the switch on its back.
The robot is now a humanoid robot! It promptly assaults the guardians with disco lasers, killer heels, and more bombs. The guardians manage to knock the robot into a charge pod, but not before taking damage.
1/5 Mettaton NEO
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Post by joebob on Apr 15, 2017 11:45:05 GMT
voidmist counter: 115
Fire: 15%, 6/60
[Water: 18%, 18/72] I cast a weak (5-stack) heal on AHoSF just in case style points are healable.
earth 31%, 0/124 Unlocked golemancy
air 16% 0/64
wand of the skys 29/?
? 18/18 USING!!!1!!!one11!1!!ONE.
another upgrade to the core and wisp. they each now generate stacks whenever not on cooldown and not used to summon, at rate of 1 stack/post. 4 stacks can be used to summon a golem or elemental, and 10 stacks on both can be used to activate special without starting the cooldown. 12 stacks can double the strength of a single use of special, thought this will start the 4-turn cooldown normally.
stacks essentially have 1/4 the value of a turn, and can be obtained 2* as often, making using the core or wisp for stack generation 1/2 as effective as normal use.
new:complex artifacts 3/? +2 from TOG
the tree sways in the breeze... 12/50
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 1 stack each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I consider casting speed boost on vriska, but its a total of a 1.6% chance based on the value of player HP.
well, it dependssssss...
the way the thing is phrased, it technically would be 48% because it doesn't differentiate between player and entity HP.
but logically, its at 1.6%.
anyway, keep working on dat armor
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 16, 2017 14:12:51 GMT
MB/SC/R: 14/100
+2 Piono
/restofpostcomeslaterifiremember
I ask Piono if I can use my credits to get him to + me
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 16, 2017 14:19:07 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 20/120 Grand necromancy 34/150 a new thing 11/ i take the nest and put easter eggs in it, removing the guardian eggs in the process. |
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 16, 2017 16:09:46 GMT
voidmist counter: 112 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 18%, 0/72
[earth 28%, 28/112 Unlocked golemancy] attempt to give vriska a wall, since I can't heal her directly. logicaly, said wall will cease to matter if the room changes, but viedo gaem logik may let it stay.air 16% 0/64 wand of the skys 28/? ? 17/? the tree sways in the breeze... 11/50 +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, summoning currently impossible 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I put the battery into the flashlight and use it on the creatures, and then lower the temperature of the book with magic in an attempt to make it not 'feel hot all the time' You fail to shield/wall Vriska as you cannot shield or summon things here. Whoops. You can have your stacks back, though. Looks like you managed to make the flashlight work! You use it on the creatures, but they still want more light. The book isn't happy with magic. Instead, it shuns you and claims "magic is for heretics!". I turn the flashlight on and throw it under the table. The monsters devour it and thank you for the light. They toss you some weird ancient coin. Huh. LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 19/120 Grand necromancy 33/150 a new thing 10/ eadollis and me attack the nest EADOllis attacks the Nest. 5,000 damage! You also deal an additional 1,000 damage. Iblis hacks the world guardian attacking McDelta, and uses it to attack the nest. 3/5 Mcdonalds - Iblis will go to mcdonalds and steal all their raw beef, and shove it into any TJI people or DE enemies' mouths and force them to swallow, causing food poisoning and salmonella. (Posion to attacked enemies) 3/8 Pile'O'Ponies - Iblis, being the ponyfag he is, drops a pile of ponies on the battle field. Earth ponies will charge any enemy close to them. Pegasus' will Fly enemies a few feet in the air and drop them, causing some damage (and bone breakage), Unicorns fire bursts of magic that set aflame anyone hit by them. Alicorns are Unicorns, Earth ponies, and Pegasus' all combined. Alicorns will fire lazer beams, throw people at others, and impale with their armored horns. (Entity Summoner Summon) The World Guardian's action is sabotaged, however, it simply cannot bring itself to damage the Nest. Well, at least you canceled its attack! 56/150 for Secret Combinations 72/150 for A Really Bad Idea 11/? for +2 to emerald Ah, if all the challenges were pre-planned then I guess it doesn't make a difference either way. And I become much less dissatisfied that I wasn't pushed into an area where I could lose Rapture. That being done I take a really, REALLY big knife and carve up the nest with it, throw in some eggs, a turkey and bit of fish. I then dump the entire thing into a massive cooking pot, stir it up nice and good, and then drop in a time bomb. The whole thing explodes in a huge, delicious mess. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 24 foodman: 27 Cyan: 10 JOE: 17 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 20 Masked General: 2 Mmmm... 3,000 damage! The robot grabs a book and some pieces of paper out of his toolbox, and opens it. The book is extremely waterlogged, and you'd have to be a robot from the future to be able to read it. The only real comprehensible part to human eyes is the title of the book The robot quickly scans the pages and runs over the the stylish hoard of fans, with the book in hand. He promptly writes down a couple of points on all the pieces of paper he grabbed, stands the highest readily accessible object nearby the hoard of fans, and then proceeds to yell "If you all wanna be ahead of the time for next year's fashion craze, you better listen up! What I've got here is what's stylish today, tomorrow, next month, and years after that! I'm gonna throw all these to you!" He them proceeds to throw the various papers into the hoard, to hopefully increase their stylishness. SP increased by 2! 36/100 Arcana Orbis 9/20 Entropic Golem +2 to Piano Judas fireballs the Nest. The Nest takes a thousand damage. 8/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 6/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) (8 +sail) 9/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE JOE is given the Flashlight I give the recipe book the Newspaper about politics (presumably about global warming) and then shove it into the slot in the fridge. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THERE ARE NO CANDIES IN THE FEDORA AND LOOK AGAIN! I also admire my coat some more You give Joe the flashlight! The book is too big to fit, and furthermore it is not interested in what is written there. "BLASPHEMY! THAT OBAMA PERSON SHOULDN'T HAVE WON!". Ouch, you just tape up the book for now so it shuts up and doesn't keep spilling controversial opinions. YOU LOOK HARDER AND HARDER... AND END UP FLIPPING THE HAT INTO AN ADMIRAL CAP! A billion pieces of candy corn pour out of it. You have no idea what to do with this. Admiring the coat, it suddenly turns into a sarcophagus and traps you inside! Oh no! Fortunately, you manage to turn it back into a normal coat. This could be useful... I throw a microchip at the world guardians, and miss. The guardians laugh, but..... The microchip grows into a box shaped robot with a wheel and arms. It promptly throws bombs, which land and really blow up the guardians. I trick the robot into turning around (Look behind you! A triple headed monkey!), then flip the switch on its back. The robot is now a humanoid robot! It promptly assaults the guardians with disco lasers, killer heels, and more bombs. The guardians manage to knock the robot into a charge pod, but not before taking damage. 1/5 Mettaton NEO Alright, alright. "Totally not Mettaton" deals 2,000 damage to each World Guardian. voidmist counter: 115 Fire: 15%, 6/60 [Water: 18%, 18/72] I cast a weak (5-stack) heal on AHoSF just in case style points are healable.earth 31%, 0/124 Unlocked golemancy air 16% 0/64 wand of the skys 29/? ? 18/18 USING!!!1!!!one11!1!!ONE. another upgrade to the core and wisp. they each now generate stacks whenever not on cooldown and not used to summon, at rate of 1 stack/post. 4 stacks can be used to summon a golem or elemental, and 10 stacks on both can be used to activate special without starting the cooldown. 12 stacks can double the strength of a single use of special, thought this will start the 4-turn cooldown normally. stacks essentially have 1/4 the value of a turn, and can be obtained 2* as often, making using the core or wisp for stack generation 1/2 as effective as normal use. new:complex artifacts 3/? +2 from TOG the tree sways in the breeze... 12/50 +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 1 stack each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I consider casting speed boost on vriska, but its a total of a 1.6% chance based on the value of player HP. well, it dependssssss... the way the thing is phrased, it technically would be 48% because it doesn't differentiate between player and entity HP. but logically, its at 1.6%. anyway, keep working on dat armor Alright. MB/SC/R: 14/100 +2 Piono /restofpostcomeslaterifiremember I ask Piono if I can use my credits to get him to + me
ALSO PLEASE SING SMASH MOUTH - ALL STAR KTHNXBYEI shall now proceed to sing All Star from memory. Excuse me if there are some mistakes. Ahem...Somebody once told me,
The world was gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeee-eeeeed...
She was lookin' kinda dumb,
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of an L on her fooooreheeeaaad.
Well! The years start comin' and they don't stop comin',
Fed to the rules now I hit the ground runnin',
Didn't make sense not to live for fun,
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb,
So much to do so much to see,
So what's wrong with takin' the back street?
You'll never know if you don't go,
You'll never shine if you don't glow...
HEY NOW! YOU'RE AN ALL STAR!
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAAAAY!
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A ROCK STAR!
GET YOUR SHOW ON, GET PAIIID!
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting staaars break the mo-oh-oh-old...
It's a cold place, they say it gets colder,
You're bundled up now wait 'till you get older,
But the meteor men beg to differ,
Judging by the hole in the satelite picture,
The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin,
The water's getting warm so we might as well swim.
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored!
HEY NOW! YOU'RE AN ALL STAR!
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAAAAY!
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A ROCK STAR!
GET YOUR SHOW ON, GET PAIIID!
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting staaars break the mold!
HEY NOW! YOU'RE AN ALL STAR!
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAAAAY!
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A ROCK STAR!
GET YOUR SHOW ON, GET PAIIID!
All that glitters is gold,
Only shooting staaars break the mo-oh-oh-old...
Okay, I know there's more, but I don't really care. And yes, I did type that myself. LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 20/120 Grand necromancy 34/150 a new thing 11/ i take the nest and put easter eggs in it, removing the guardian eggs in the process. The Nest is destroyed. Happy Easter!
[DE]
One of the guardians makes a very loud screech and explodes, using Screech of the Galaxy, dealing damage to all enemies. 30 damage to the Delta Enlightened, 4 damage to Enny, 10,000 damage to EADOllis, another 10k to the McDelta Castle and a final 5,000 to Hrskim. Look, when I said this was tough, I meant it. You can still run away to protect your entities and Enny if you wish, but that means you failed this mission. You do get 3 more missions, but you're going to have to win at least two of them if you want to succeed and actually face me. And you're not doing a good job of this. I don't know how you let the Guardians stay alive for this long, but you haven't even gotten them to half HP yet. And the boss will be much worse. The second World Guardian stays idle.
The Mini-Guardians swarm on Hrskim and Enny, dealing 2,000 damage and 2 damage.
Hrskim and the Castle stay idle.
Enny kills two of the Mini Guardians.
EADOllis helps destroy the Nest.[H] World Guardian - 8,500/20,000 HP.
| | [H] Mini Guardians x8 - 1000/1000 HP. |
| [DE] Delta Enlightened - 58/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 13/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 30,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 4/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 25,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim - 15,000/20,000 HP. Stunned - 1/3 Turns. |
[TJI]
Vriska uses her action to feed the coin to the fridge. It's now open, and it seems to be full of resources.
Clues that will help you find the "f8cker".- There appears to be a blood trail leading under the table.
- A long table with a recipe book on it. The book appears to be sentient and refuses to open and keeps yelling about Global Warming and how it feels hot all the time.
- A big wardrobe is smashed up and all the china is broken, save for a little battery (or what seems to be a battery), a box of cereal called "Charmy Lucks" (upon opening it you find that all the flakes are made of marshmallow and all the marshmallow pieces are made of flakes), a bunch of sticks and lastly a giant tablet that you can't figure out the password to (it has seven slots).
- There appears to be a fridge that's jammed and can't be opened. There is a little slot there and says "insert payment here".
- A set of old newspapers (they all have boring politics on them).
- A clothes rack with a giant green coat (with two pockets, there appears to be something rather big in one of them and something a bit smaller in the other), a fedora (akin to one from Problem Sleuth) and at the bottom a pair of red boots with what seems to be matches inside of it.
- Sets of cupboards with ingredients in them.
- New entry - The fridge has a ton of junk in it, but still has some space...
- New entry - You need to open the recipe book.
| [TJI] Allies - 100/100 HP. | | [TJI] Vriska Serket - 12/20 HP. | | [TJI] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | | [TJI] AHoSF - 4 SP. 5,000/5,000 HP. |
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES! |
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Post by jondanger23 on Apr 16, 2017 16:12:16 GMT
I insert the coin into the slot on the fridge.
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 16, 2017 16:31:01 GMT
MOHNADO BOY: 17/100
SC/R: 15/100
+2 Piono
/post holder
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Post by joebob on Apr 16, 2017 17:18:40 GMT
voidmist counter: 118
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 21%, 13/84 heal:3S AHoSF, 10 vriska.
earth 31%, 28/124 Unlocked golemancy
[air 16% 16/64] speed boost, vriska. detailed further below.
wand of the skys 30/?
complex relics 6/? +2 from TOG
the tree sways in the breeze... 13/50
+2 piono
C/W off cooldown, 2 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
the understood formula for speed boost on player-like entitys has become more powerful logical! yay!
I cast heal, 3 stacks on AHoSF and 10 on vriska, then a 16 stack speed boost on vriska, which is ~5.3% chance of success, assuming it refers to max HP. if its current HP, its closer to 7%.
I take the giant pile of candy corn and put some in the fridge the recipe book and put it in the fridge, hopefully that'll get it to stop screaming. its not magic, after all. if it works, I open the book.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 17, 2017 13:52:40 GMT
11/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 7/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 11/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE I PUT ON THE ADMIRAL'S CAP! WOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP! I also admire my coat some more , and attempt to master the ability to change it at will. you're right, it could be useful... I also put all the candy in the CAIRO OVERCOAT (I'm assuming that's what it is, anyways), either in the pockets or in the sarcophagus, with three exceptions: I put two under the hat and I eat one. om nom nom nom nom!  then, i don't know... I stab myself with the healing shiv which, since we all share an hp pool, heals us all. yay, I guess |
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