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Post by Piono on Apr 17, 2017 14:20:26 GMT
Okay, trickle, don't act like it's OUR fault when we can't levy 20 attacks in one and a half rounds. We don't have the kind of manpower needed to deal 40K+ damage when we only deal on average 2000 per post. ESPECIALLY with two other enemies on top of the regular fighting.
57/150 for Secret Combinations
81/150 for A Really Bad Idea
12/? for ???
+2 to AC
I pick up mini guardians and chuck them at the world guardian, as quickly as I can, using them as tiny little grenades.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 26
foodman: 27
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 24
Masked General: 2
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Post by joebob on Apr 17, 2017 14:54:25 GMT
voidmist counter: 121
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis
earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy
[air 19% 19/76] I cast speed boost on vriska because wynut. assuming current HP is the relevant thing, its 7.something %. if vriska already got an extra action last post, I cast air dash on everyone with 5 stacks each, except the allies, which get 4 stacks. [air dash =dodge], just in case something(the f8cker) pops out and attacks
wand of the skys 31/?
complex relics 7/7
the tree sways in the breeze... 14/50
new:complex relics, for real this time 3/? +2 TOG
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 3 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I hit a grey area in the rules of my system and roll a random number generator. it lands on 62, so I pick the better-for-me interpretation. this puts water one away from 25%, so I burn the complex relics charge and increase water by 1 using 2 of the charges, while simultaneously attempting to grant myself an extra health point or 2 with the other 5. water reaches 25% and I must choose between two abilitys- care and oasis, respectively. I then decide to go for Oasis due to long term efficiency.
I then finish up that armor I was working on for a bunch of posts and duplicate it in an alchemiter until we have enough sets for all the players, and hand one to each of them. however, Telaxius is a robot with unknown body type, so it doesn't fit- oh noeses. I decide to fix it by making an entire new set for just telaxe, which thankfully doesn't take that long since I'm only changing the shape and not forging it from scratch. the intention is to give us a regenerating shield that can block one attack a round and has like 10 Player HP, maybe with 1 regen or so. if I haven't spent enough actions on this yet for that to work, then inform me so I can keep going to make it work.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2017 10:52:30 GMT
DEX ARSON'S CHARGE HISTORY:
Unfinished:
Round 1 [100/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Round 2 [50/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Twin Power Blades [20/ARTIFACT]: Dex gets special dual swords.
Finished:
None.
---- Round 1 [AC-UP]: 11/100 "MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online."Round 2 [AC-UP]: 11/50 "No comment."Twin Power Blades [ARTIFACT]: 19/20 (+2 consomme) "It's ridiculous. It's not even funny."+2 Consomme ---- Dex realizes that there's a war going on, freaks out while looking for a skill to pop, and tosses out a Beanstorm at the World Guardians, nuking off their ears and hitting them with actual bean damage after.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 18, 2017 16:29:50 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 21/120 Grand necromancy 37/150 a new thing 12/  EADOllis and mcDelta's work together to make the best the best goddamn burger menu in all twelve multiverses. this master piece contains bacon, eggs, fried chicken, caviar, some really fancy cheeses, lobster, wagyu beef, gold, foie gras, liquid nitrogen, protactinium, 777Uuo, fleebjuice, groe'sare, hagar the great's left toenail, butter beer, haggis, and oatmeal. that's just the burger though, the fries are made of ambrosia, and we serve a side of nectar too. this combination while disgusting to the average eye, is not only so delicious, that it can melt the skin off of everyone that cannot lift mjolnir while pulling the sword out of the stone while also being in possession of excalibur, or those, who are part of DE. it can also heal them. i myself hurl myself at the world guardian with fatal force, causing me to die, get a zenkai boost, hurl myself harder, etc. which I can do instantly because time magics. this magnificent headbutt is said to give ,whoever is on the receiving end of it, a butt on their head. and i can say the rumors are true. you see this action of mine has override the genetic code of all beings making it so that people can get a buttchin. aside from this effect it also just tears through the world guardian and the corpse of the other over and over because directions are an illusion and people are always in front of the way i'm moving. (i don't damage anyone else because i pass through them). |
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 18, 2017 16:36:36 GMT
12/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 8/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 12/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE more pointless healing goes all around! yayayayayyayayayay |
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 18, 2017 16:48:16 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 22/120 Grand necromancy 38/150 a new thing 13/ (sorry for maybe (idk if someone else posts during me writing this) double posting, but i wanted to make sure my two posts got in) now, with a gaping hole through their innards, the world guardians start bleeding out. but this will not end this way. they will not end this way. instead of finishing them off, i try again. if you recall, a while back, a created a shameless plug: i destroy the orld, it doesn't matter how i do it, i just do. this thing i somehow achieved has one huge consequence, the world guardians no longer have a world to guard. they are simple guardians now. i then take my patent pending transdimensional transmutation transmogrifier and fire away, which turns them into the IRON GUARDIAN and iron gaurdian respectively. this will cause one of two things: as they are a shameless plug for my cool and new dtg spinn-off DTF(destroy the fey) located here on omegaupdate forums (join today) and in the wrong universe, they could just get deleted, or since I gm that game (or since there are more de members gming the game than tji members) i can take control over them. i make the guardians an offer once more, while misspelled before, i will destroy the world this time, if they agree, and fill the holes with my shameless plug. if they deny they perish now. the clock is ticking, they've got no time to spare, but i got all the time in the world. for now i grant them to options. one of which will happen , while the other won't. decide quickly guardians. the guardians agree, DE celebrates, for unlike TJI we don't enslave worthy beings, we free them and befriend them. i did so with the hiatus and will do so again. we welcome our newest members to our ranks. even all of my multiple personalities greet them separately. DE are the anti-protagonists, not the pro-antagonists. we have some morals. the babies can join too, but otherwise need to be exterminated by the guardian and gaurdian. as one of both pairs is dead anyway this fits amazingly. the bastards decline. i have said it once to vriska and i'll say it to you lot. DE is NOT to be trifled with. we will tear you to shreds, no, I will tear you to shreds. i do exactly that. this treason shall not remain unpunished. i feed them one of the left over burgers meal, and watch their skin melt away. too spicy for ya punk? after that i curbstomp the against every curb in the omniverse, they've got no face left anymore. this is what happens when you wrong AC, when you wrong DE, like that stupid dimension i enslaved. |
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 18, 2017 17:46:57 GMT
I insert the coin into the slot on the fridge. The fridge thanks you for your donations and opens right up. MOHNADO BOY: 17/100 SC/R: 15/100 +2 Piono /post holder
NOW SING SOME OTHER SONG!!! Alright, alright. Let's see... what else can I sing? I think I know the lyrics to Feel Good Inc and Clint Eastwood... Do you wanna hear that? voidmist counter: 118 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 21%, 13/84 heal:3S AHoSF, 10 vriska.earth 31%, 28/124 Unlocked golemancy [air 16% 16/64] speed boost, vriska. detailed further below.wand of the skys 30/? complex relics 6/? +2 from TOG the tree sways in the breeze... 13/50 +2 piono C/W off cooldown, 2 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold the understood formula for speed boost on player-like entitys has become more powerful logical! yay! I cast heal, 3 stacks on AHoSF and 10 on vriska, then a 16 stack speed boost on vriska, which is ~5.3% chance of success, assuming it refers to max HP. if its current HP, its closer to 7%. I take the giant pile of candy corn and put some in the fridge the recipe book and put it in the fridge, hopefully that'll get it to stop screaming. its not magic, after all. if it works, I open the book. Joe, I'm gonnna ask you to calculate stuff yourself, please. Thank you. I can't keep going back & forth. 300 HP healed on AHoSF, as for Vriska, healing won't help as I said before. The roll fails. Well, it was a 5%. Cooling down, the recipe book allows you to look into it. There only appears to be one recipe, though. "EVERYTHING CAKE - CAKE WITH EDIBLE IN IT" Crap. 11/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 7/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 11/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE I PUT ON THE ADMIRAL'S CAP! WOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP! I also admire my coat some more , and attempt to master the ability to change it at will. you're right, it could be useful... I also put all the candy in the CAIRO OVERCOAT (I'm assuming that's what it is, anyways), either in the pockets or in the sarcophagus, with three exceptions: I put two under the hat and I eat one. om nom nom nom nom! then, i don't know... I stab myself with the healing shiv which, since we all share an hp pool, heals us all. yay, I guess You heal 6 HP! But you were already at full health... Okay, trickle, don't act like it's OUR fault when we can't levy 20 attacks in one and a half rounds. We don't have the kind of manpower needed to deal 40K+ damage when we only deal on average 2000 per post. ESPECIALLY with two other enemies on top of the regular fighting. 57/150 for Secret Combinations 81/150 for A Really Bad Idea 12/? for +2 to AC I pick up mini guardians and chuck them at the world guardian, as quickly as I can, using them as tiny little grenades. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 26 foodman: 27 Cyan: 10 JOE: 19 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 24 Masked General: 2 Yeah, sorry for being so harsh. Two Minis dead and 3,000 DMG to the Guardian! voidmist counter: 121 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy [air 19% 19/76] I cast speed boost on vriska because wynut. assuming current HP is the relevant thing, its 7.something %. if vriska already got an extra action last post, I cast air dash on everyone with 5 stacks each, except the allies, which get 4 stacks. [air dash =dodge], just in case something(the f8cker) pops out and attackswand of the skys 31/? complex relics 7/7 the tree sways in the breeze... 14/50 new:complex relics, for real this time 3/? +2 TOG +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 3 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I hit a grey area in the rules of my system and roll a random number generator. it lands on 62, so I pick the better-for-me interpretation. this puts water one away from 25%, so I burn the complex relics charge and increase water by 1 using 2 of the charges, while simultaneously attempting to grant myself an extra health point or 2 with the other 5. water reaches 25% and I must choose between two abilitys- care and oasis, respectively. I then decide to go for Oasis due to long term efficiency. I then finish up that armor I was working on for a bunch of posts and duplicate it in an alchemiter until we have enough sets for all the players, and hand one to each of them. however, Telaxius is a robot with unknown body type, so it doesn't fit- oh noeses. I decide to fix it by making an entire new set for just telaxe, which thankfully doesn't take that long since I'm only changing the shape and not forging it from scratch. the intention is to give us a regenerating shield that can block one attack a round and has like 10 Player HP, maybe with 1 regen or so. if I haven't spent enough actions on this yet for that to work, then inform me so I can keep going to make it work. Yet again, you fail to cast Speed Boost. You finish the armor, giving an extra 30 HP to your allies and 1 AC. Not exactly "blocking one attack", but somewhere close. However, once the armor is broken, it's gone for good. Oasis nlocked! DEX ARSON'S CHARGE HISTORY:
Unfinished:
Round 1 [100/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Round 2 [50/AC-UP]: Dex gains 1 AC.
Twin Power Blades [20/ARTIFACT]: Dex gets special dual swords.
Finished:
None.
---- Round 1 [AC-UP]: 11/100 "MDS Model D-3-10 Battlesuit online."Round 2 [AC-UP]: 11/50 "No comment."Twin Power Blades [ARTIFACT]: 19/20 (+2 consomme) "It's ridiculous. It's not even funny."+2 Consomme ---- Dex realizes that there's a war going on, freaks out while looking for a skill to pop, and tosses out a Beanstorm at the World Guardians, nuking off their ears and hitting them with actual bean damage after. 3,000 damage! LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 21/120 Grand necromancy 37/150 a new thing 12/ EADOllis and mcDelta's work together to make the best the best goddamn burger menu in all twelve multiverses. this master piece contains bacon, eggs, fried chicken, caviar, some really fancy cheeses, lobster, wagyu beef, gold, foie gras, liquid nitrogen, protactinium, 777Uuo, fleebjuice, groe'sare, hagar the great's left toenail, butter beer, haggis, and oatmeal. that's just the burger though, the fries are made of ambrosia, and we serve a side of nectar too. this combination while disgusting to the average eye, is not only so delicious, that it can melt the skin off of everyone that cannot lift mjolnir while pulling the sword out of the stone while also being in possession of excalibur, or those, who are part of DE. it can also heal them. i myself hurl myself at the world guardian with fatal force, causing me to die, get a zenkai boost, hurl myself harder, etc. which I can do instantly because time magics. this magnificent headbutt is said to give ,whoever is on the receiving end of it, a butt on their head. and i can say the rumors are true. you see this action of mine has override the genetic code of all beings making it so that people can get a buttchin. aside from this effect it also just tears through the world guardian and the corpse of the other over and over because directions are an illusion and people are always in front of the way i'm moving. (i don't damage anyone else because i pass through them). WOW YOU SPELT FOIE GRAS RIGHT?! Insane! (Also 10/10 for fleebjuice). What the heck just happened. 8,000 damage, that post was insane. 12/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 8/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) 12/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE more pointless healing goes all around! yayayayayyayayayay Pointless because you're at full HP! yayayayayayayayayay LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 22/120 Grand necromancy 38/150 a new thing 13/ (sorry for maybe (idk if someone else posts during me writing this) double posting, but i wanted to make sure my two posts got in) now, with a gaping hole through their innards, the world guardians start bleeding out. but this will not end this way. they will not end this way. instead of finishing them off, i try again. if you recall, a while back, a created a shameless plug: i destroy the orld, it doesn't matter how i do it, i just do. this thing i somehow achieved has one huge consequence, the world guardians no longer have a world to guard. they are simple guardians now. i then take my patent pending transdimensional transmutation transmogrifier and fire away, which turns them into the IRON GUARDIAN and iron gaurdian respectively. this will cause one of two things: as they are a shameless plug for my cool and new dtg spinn-off DTF(destroy the fey) located here on omegaupdate forums (join today) and in the wrong universe, they could just get deleted, or since I gm that game (or since there are more de members gming the game than tji members) i can take control over them. i make the guardians an offer once more, while misspelled before, i will destroy the world this time, if they agree, and fill the holes with my shameless plug. if they deny they perish now. the clock is ticking, they've got no time to spare, but i got all the time in the world. for now i grant them to options. one of which will happen , while the other won't. decide quickly guardians. the guardians agree, DE celebrates, for unlike TJI we don't enslave worthy beings, we free them and befriend them. i did so with the hiatus and will do so again. we welcome our newest members to our ranks. even all of my multiple personalities greet them separately. DE are the anti-protagonists, not the pro-antagonists. we have some morals. the babies can join too, but otherwise need to be exterminated by the guardian and gaurdian. as one of both pairs is dead anyway this fits amazingly. the bastards decline. i have said it once to vriska and i'll say it to you lot. DE is NOT to be trifled with. we will tear you to shreds, no, I will tear you to shreds. i do exactly that. this treason shall not remain unpunished. i feed them one of the left over burgers meal, and watch their skin melt away. too spicy for ya punk? after that i curbstomp the against every curb in the omniverse, they've got no face left anymore. this is what happens when you wrong AC, when you wrong DE, like that stupid dimension i enslaved. Just saying, double posts aren't allowed. At all. Not even by me, the community doesn't really allow it. It's the point placeholders even exist. You destroy the Wold Guardian! So close to killing the Minis!
[DE]
The Mini Guardians remain. So close to victory!
The Guardians swarm on EADOllis, 6k damage.
EADOllis and the Castle help with the burger.
Enny and Hrskim both obviously destroy the Guardians, killing four.
ALRIGHT, DE, THE GUARDIANS ARE PROBABLY DEAD IN A SINGLE POST SO FOCUS ON HEALING YOURSELF IF YOU WANNA LIVE! | [H] Mini Guardians x2 - 1000/1000 HP. |
| [DE] Delta Enlightened - 58/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 13/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 24,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 4/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 25,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim - 15,000/20,000 HP. |
[TJI]
EVERYTHING CAKE!!!! NOWNOWNOWNOW!!!
Clues that will help you find the "f8cker".- There appears to be a blood trail leading under the table.
- A long table with a recipe book on it. The book appears to be sentient and refuses to open and keeps yelling about Global Warming and how it feels hot all the time.
- A big wardrobe is smashed up and all the china is broken, save for a little battery (or what seems to be a battery), a box of cereal called "Charmy Lucks" (upon opening it you find that all the flakes are made of marshmallow and all the marshmallow pieces are made of flakes), a bunch of sticks and lastly a giant tablet that you can't figure out the password to (it has seven slots).
- There appears to be a fridge that's jammed and can't be opened. There is a little slot there and says "insert payment here".
- A set of old newspapers (they all have boring politics on them).
- A clothes rack with a giant green coat (with two pockets, there appears to be something rather big in one of them and something a bit smaller in the other), a fedora (akin to one from Problem Sleuth) and at the bottom a pair of red boots with what seems to be matches inside of it.
- Sets of cupboards with ingredients in them.
- New entry - The fridge has a ton of junk in it, but still has some space...
- New entry - Recipe book opened. BAKE AN EVERYTHING* CAKE!
*everything edible
| [TJI] Allies - 100/100 HP. ARMOR - 30/30 HP. 1 AC. | | [TJI] Vriska Serket - 12/20 HP. | | [TJI] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | | [TJI] AHoSF - 5,000/5,000 HP. |
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES! |
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Post by Piono on Apr 18, 2017 18:26:45 GMT
58/150 for Secret Combinations
82/150 for A Really Bad Idea
13/? for ???
+2 to AC
I take the remnants of the delicious soup I made a few posts back, and then distribute it to all 5 of the DE entities, giving them health back due to the deliciousness of the soup.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 26
foodman: 27
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 24
Masked General: 2
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Post by joebob on Apr 18, 2017 18:28:01 GMT
voidmist counter: 124
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis
earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy
[air 22% 22/88] cast speed boost on vriska. again. 8.8% chance. but theres more! this action puts air at 25%! I consider, and consider, and think, and question, and eventually decide on blessing of air, permanent multiplicative dodge chance to a chosen entity.
wand of the skys 32/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 15/50
complex relics, for real this time 4/?
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 4 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I take all the food from the fridge, and the ingredients from the cupboard, and the cereal, and the candy corn from the hat, and bake a cake with it. in the process of baking the cake, I use the matches from the red boots to light a fire using the table as fuel.
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 18, 2017 18:33:48 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 23/120 Grand necromancy 39/150 a new thing 14/ mcdelta's, EADOllis and me put our heads together to create something born from pure culinary genius. however the thing we made, made from an unknown gourd is not finished in time and will be delayed to my next post. it's deliciousness squashes the mini guardians. |
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 18, 2017 20:31:29 GMT
MOHNADO BOY: 18/100
SC/R: 16/100
I hit the Mini Guardians. With the inside edge of a scythe. Just a normal farming scythe
+2 Piono
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 18, 2017 21:06:07 GMT
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Post by redstonetam15 on Apr 18, 2017 22:16:53 GMT
37/100 Arcana Orbis
10/20 Entropic Golem
+2 to Piano
Judas seals some of Delta's wounds with a healing spell.
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Post by joebob on Apr 19, 2017 10:45:22 GMT
voidmist counter: 127
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis
earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy
[air 25% 25/100 blessing] (do nothing)
wand of the skys 33/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 16/50
complex relics, for real this time 5/?
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 5 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I start working on a varient of the armor, but for vriska. first step is making a duplicate of her hoodie or whatever she wheres, which I do.
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Post by Piono on Apr 19, 2017 14:56:50 GMT
59/150 for Secret Combinations
87/150 for A Really Bad Idea
14/? for ???
+2 to Enny ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post)
I bake a +2 cake for Enny. See? It even has a +2 baked into it! The sweetness of this gesture (plus the +2) restores immense amounts of health. And also means Enny won't stun my entities but that's a moot point.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 28
foodman: 27
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 26
Masked General: 2
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Post by arcanecynic on Apr 20, 2017 18:05:49 GMT
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 24/120 Grand necromancy 42/150 a new thing 15/ after many eons the first dish is released to the public and with my mage of space magics, teleported into the DE things that need healing. instantly the soup is digested. so fast that here is no soup. what soup? |
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 20, 2017 18:18:59 GMT
58/150 for Secret Combinations 82/150 for A Really Bad Idea 13/? for ??? +2 to AC I take the remnants of the delicious soup I made a few posts back, and then distribute it to all 5 of the DE entities, giving them health back due to the deliciousness of the soup. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 26 foodman: 27 Cyan: 10 JOE: 19 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 24 Masked General: 2 Seven HP healed! voidmist counter: 124 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy [air 22% 22/88] cast speed boost on vriska. again. 8.8% chance. but theres more! this action puts air at 25%! I consider, and consider, and think, and question, and eventually decide on blessing of air, permanent multiplicative dodge chance to a chosen entity.
wand of the skys 32/? the tree sways in the breeze... 15/50 complex relics, for real this time 4/? +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 4 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I take all the food from the fridge, and the ingredients from the cupboard, and the cereal, and the candy corn from the hat, and bake a cake with it. in the process of baking the cake, I use the matches from the red boots to light a fire using the table as fuel. Blessing of Air unlocked! Speed Boost is cast on Vriska. 8.8% chance, which rounds to 9% (unfortunately). Looks like I'm tossing a D11! Unfortunately, it fails. Whoops. Fortunately, you manage to take everything but you fail to light the table. It's simply too mysterious. Find some other fuel. LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 23/120 Grand necromancy 39/150 a new thing 14/??? mcdelta's, EADOllis and me put our heads together to create something born from pure culinary genius. however the thing we made, made from an unknown gourd is not finished in time and will be delayed to my next post. it's deliciousness squashes the mini guardians. :0 MOHNADO BOY: 18/100 SC/R: 16/100 I hit the Mini Guardians. With the inside edge of a scythe. Just a normal farming scythe +2 Piono ...please sing Welp, you destroy the Guardians. Please sing, you say? Well, I can't just sing on a non-placeholder... /placeholder please don't do the sing Oh, this one's empty. Well, playing hard to get, I see? WELL! I'm not falling for that! IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE I WOULD TAKE IT! something something something I WOULD MAKE IT! la la la la la la la WHEN I AM WITH YOU THERE'S NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE! That's actually the only part of that song I know. Welp, looks like I'm just going to have to leave it at that. ...right? NOPE! We're a thousand miles from comfort, we have traveled land and sea
But as long as you are with me, there's no place I'd rather be
I would wait forever, exalted in the scene
As long as I am with you, my heart continues to beat
With every step we take, Kyoto to The Bay
Strolling so casually
We're different and the same, get you another name
Switch up the batteries
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shake me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
We set out on a mission to find our inner peace
Make it everlasting so nothing's incomplete
It's easy being with you, sacred simplicity
As long as we're together, there's no place I'd rather be
With every step we take, Kyoto to The Bay
Strolling so casually
We're different and the same, get you another name
Switch up the batteries
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shake me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be, yeah
Beeeeeeeeee, hooooooo oh
Be [x9]
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah, yeah, yeah
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shake me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
N-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
Ok I admit I didn't write that myself... ._.37/100 Arcana Orbis 10/20 Entropic Golem +2 to Piano Judas seals some of Delta's wounds with a healing spell. Five HP restored! voidmist counter: 127 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy [air 25% 25/100 blessing] (do nothing)wand of the skys 33/? the tree sways in the breeze... 16/50 complex relics, for real this time 5/? +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 5 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I start working on a varient of the armor, but for vriska. first step is making a duplicate of her hoodie or whatever she wheres, which I do. You do just that. 59/150 for Secret Combinations 87/150 for A Really Bad Idea 14/? for ??? +2 to Enny ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post) I bake a +2 cake for Enny. See? It even has a +2 baked into it! The sweetness of this gesture (plus the +2) restores immense amounts of health. And also means Enny won't stun my entities but that's a moot point. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 28 foodman: 27 Cyan: 10 JOE: 19 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 26 Masked General: 2 Alright, I guess...? 6 HP restored! LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 24/120 Grand necromancy 42/150 a new thing 15/??? after many eons the first dish is released to the public and with my mage of space magics, teleported into the DE things that need healing. instantly the soup is digested. so fast that here is no soup. what soup? Yes, exactly, what soup? You eat it so fast it doesn't even heal you! Nah, I'm just joking. 6 HP.
[DE]
Congratulations, DE, you pass the "trials" and await for TJI to complete their mission.
You can just hang around for one post or so. But then... hehehe...
Since you finish first, you get a free heal on one entity of choice, not counting yourself.
PLEASE DON'T VOTE, just decide between yoursleves and then one of you can show me the results.
Additionally, you receive a +5 each for finishing first. So one +5 to each DE member. (And some anomalous spy person doesn't get to receive it. You know who I'm talking about. >:D) | [DE] Delta Enlightened - 80/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 13/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 24,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 5/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 25,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim - 15,000/20,000 HP. |
[TJI]
EVERYTHING CAKE!!!!
Vriska tells you to burn the sticks and newspaper. GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!! FAST! THE DE IS ALREADY DONE!
Clues that will help you find the "f8cker".- There appears to be a blood trail leading under the table.
- A long table with a recipe book on it. The book appears to be sentient and refuses to open and keeps yelling about Global Warming and how it feels hot all the time.
- A big wardrobe is smashed up and all the china is broken, save for a little battery (or what seems to be a battery), a box of cereal called "Charmy Lucks" (upon opening it you find that all the flakes are made of marshmallow and all the marshmallow pieces are made of flakes), a bunch of sticks and lastly a giant tablet that you can't figure out the password to (it has seven slots).
- There appears to be a fridge that's jammed and can't be opened. There is a little slot there and says "insert payment here".
- A set of old newspapers (they all have boring politics on them).
- A clothes rack with a giant green coat (with two pockets, there appears to be something rather big in one of them and something a bit smaller in the other), a fedora (akin to one from Problem Sleuth) and at the bottom a pair of red boots with what seems to be matches inside of it.
- Sets of cupboards with ingredients in them.
- New entry - The fridge has a ton of junk in it, but still has some space...
- New entry - Recipe book opened. BAKE AN EVERYTHING* CAKE!
*everything edible
| [TJI] Allies - 100/100 HP. ARMOR - 30/30 HP. 1 AC. | | [TJI] Vriska Serket - 15/15 HP. NO HAND! | | [TJI] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | | [TJI] AHoSF - 5,000/5,000 HP. |
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES! |
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Post by joebob on Apr 20, 2017 18:49:27 GMT
voidmist counter: 130
Fire: 15%, 6/60
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis
earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy
[air 28% 53/112 blessing] if blessing of air gives the equivalent of -5% (mult) enemy hit chance or more, and it presists between the thingys, I cast it on vriska.
wand of the skys 34/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 17/50
complex relics, for real this time 6/?
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 6 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I burn the sticks and newspapers for fuel like vriska said.
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Post by eneraldmann on Apr 20, 2017 18:50:14 GMT
MOHNADO BOY: 19/100
SC/R: 17/100
is it bad that I don't know what alignment I am?
+2 Piono
...please don't sing
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Post by Piono on Apr 20, 2017 18:58:21 GMT
60/150 for Secret Combinations
97/150 for A Really Bad Idea
15/? for ???
+2 to AC ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post)
ONWARDS! TO VICTORY!
Also I'm only 53 away from my brilliant idea...
That will be fun to unleash.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 28
foodman: 27
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
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Post by Con Air on Apr 21, 2017 3:31:18 GMT
I use up my turn by beating up a World Guardian with a rusty spoon.
2/5 Mettaton NEO
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Post by joebob on Apr 21, 2017 10:15:51 GMT
there are currently no world guardians to beat up
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 21, 2017 21:20:26 GMT
(13 +JOE +JOE)= 15/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 9/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) (13 +JOE +JOE)= 15/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE "Ok I admit I didn't write that myself... ._." ... I channel my immense disappointment in Trickley's inability to remember the lyrics (after I wasted a whole nullpost asking for it too) into something useful... I dont know what that useful thing is, but it happens... yay |
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Post by joebob on Apr 22, 2017 0:02:29 GMT
voidmist counter: 133
[Fire: 15% 21/60]
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis
earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy
air 31% 53OR3/112 blessing
wand of the skys 35/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 18/50
complex relics, for real this time 11/? +2 from tog +2 tog
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 7 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I keep working on the vriska-armor-hoodie, sewing an unicorn hair-compressed moonstone hybrid into fabric, before using the patters I sewed as a weak spell glyph to make the thread invisible so it doesn't look stupid.
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Post by redstonetam15 on Apr 23, 2017 3:12:28 GMT
38/100 Arcana Orbis
16/20 Entropic Golem (+5 from Fite)
+2 to Piano
Judas stabs Enny with a Healing Rune. It somehow heals her. And no, this is not a vote, this is just my action.
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