ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 23, 2017 23:10:38 GMT
*mumble mumble* healing stabs *mumble mumble* idea thief *mumble mumble* I'm not a hypocrite *mumble* (16)= 16/  Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 10/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) (16)= 16/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE |
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 30, 2017 21:14:33 GMT
Well, I guess I'm obliged to say it here.
Copied directly from DLE's Discord server.
Too long; didn't read at the bottom.
"Welp. I have bad news and... only bad news. I know you're not going to like this but please don't drown me in heaps of salt. There's no easy way to say this, but... DLE is going on an indefinite hiatus because of something that has recently popped up. Now, before you freak out and attempt to strangle me, please hear me out. There's a good reason for all of this. So, as you probably already know, DLE is a Destroy the Godmodder spin-off. We have a bunch of DTG veterants here on this server, including some GMs. Among those GMs is also Crystalcat, who was in DLE for a short time. And he runs DTG: Terraria. Well... *used* to run. I know many of you don't know this yet but DTG's canon is quite a mess and Crystal has decided to step down from being the GM of Terraria, which is a canon game. Obviously, since it has lasted for a long time, Crystal couldn't have just abandoned it. So we set up a vote. And guess who won? Yeah. Me.
This practically means I'm the GM of Terraria, which is a much more complex game. NOW, I already hear you saying, "But that's not an excuse, Trickle! You could've just not ran as the next GM and somebody else would've been chosen!". Yes, I did run as the GM fully knowing that if I won, I would have to put DLE on hiatus. But here's the thng, pretty much since Phase 2 Phase 1, I've really not enjoyed GMing this game. I did it anyway, since people seemed to like it. I was haunted by the horrible mess of plot lines than was Phase 1. It was terrible how the first thing I did was create a game and only then join DTG. There's really not much else to say on the subject. I didn't like GMing the game so I ran. Then I won. And now I'm GMing DTG: Terraria.
Meanwhile, Battlefury/CanidaePsiionic will GM the game.
Good luck to everyone."
TL;DR - I'm now the GM of another game, called Destroy the Godmodder: Terraria Edition, since he last guy stepped down. CanidaePsionic will GM for me as I can't do two game at the same time
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Post by canidaepsionic on Apr 30, 2017 21:30:40 GMT
voidmist counter: 130 Fire: 15%, 6/60 Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy [air 28% 53/112 blessing] if blessing of air gives the equivalent of -5% (mult) enemy hit chance or more, and it presists between the thingys, I cast it on vriska.
wand of the skys 34/? the tree sways in the breeze... 17/50 complex relics, for real this time 6/? +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 6 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I burn the sticks and newspapers for fuel like vriska said. You cast the Blessing of Air on Vriska, increasing her dodge(?) chance by 5% You ignite the sticks and newspaper in a bonfire, the grandness of which is up in the air. MOHNADO BOY: 19/100 SC/R: 17/100 is it bad that I don't know what alignment I am? +2 Piono ...please don't sing Sing? Oh, that guy? He got ran over by a train. It was an accident, i swear. But if you really want, i know some... fine people who would be just the happiest in this very world to sing for you. I could make some introductions. 60/150 for Secret Combinations 97/150 for A Really Bad Idea 15/? for +2 to AC ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post) ONWARDS! TO VICTORY! Also I'm only 53 away from my brilliant idea... That will be fun to unleash. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 28 foodman: 27 Cyan: 10 JOE: 19 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 I use up my turn by beating up a World Guardian with a rusty spoon. 2/5 Mettaton NEO Read below post. there are currently no world guardians to beat up /NULL (13 +JOE +JOE)= 15/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 9/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) (13 +JOE +JOE)= 15/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE "Ok I admit I didn't write that myself... ._." ... I channel my immense disappointment in Trickley's inability to remember the lyrics (after I wasted a whole nullpost asking for it too) into something useful... I dont know what that useful thing is, but it happens... yay Something useful does indeed occur. And by that, we mean you spawn a box of "something useful", which is quite useful. voidmist counter: 133 [Fire: 15% 21/60]Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy air 31% 53OR3/112 blessing wand of the skys 35/? the tree sways in the breeze... 18/50 complex relics, for real this time 11/? +2 from tog +2 tog +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 7 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I keep working on the vriska-armor-hoodie, sewing an unicorn hair-compressed moonstone hybrid into fabric, before using the patters I sewed as a weak spell glyph to make the thread invisible so it doesn't look stupid. You further the creation of your hoodie. 38/100 Arcana Orbis 16/20 Entropic Golem (+5 from Fite) +2 to Piano Judas stabs Enny with a Healing Rune. It somehow heals her. And no, this is not a vote, this is just my action. You heal Enny for, lets say 2 HP! *mumble mumble* healing stabs *mumble mumble* idea thief *mumble mumble* I'm not a hypocrite *mumble* (16)= 16/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 10/5 show 'em your stabs (but there's nothing to stab yet. oh well) (16)= 16/50(¢) [something clever that could give hints to what I'm summoning], hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! +2 to JOE [something clever here]
In a far away place...
Tricklejest was sitting on a bench, in a grey station. He was waiting for his train, and boy was it taking forever. Though, one does suppose a train fueled by plot in a place with a limited plot would be painfully slow. Elsewhere, a certain Battlefury was hauling a massive amount of bricks to the same train stop. For some stupid reason history will never know, he held them in a massive, swaying tower of death that could fly out of his hands at any moment. In the meanwhile, a thought occured to Trickle: What if this wasn't his real stop? There were many of those trainstops, out here in the void. It was entirely possible that the plot train was not passing though at all. The only way to verify the directions he had been given was simple: Examine for the tracks of plot. They were only visible if the train was present on them. Just as Battlefury walked down, he walked up to the edge of the platform, and gazed into the direction the Train should be coming from. And he did, indeed, find that he wanted. It was there, but it was moving slowly, as ever. But it was speeding up. Why? In the meantime, Battlefury stumbled towards that same edge, intent on dropping off his cargo. Alas, it would never reach the train. See, Tricklejest had accidentally left his Hammerspace Backpack: Edgelord edition wide open, in just the right position to empty its contents onto the floor. But, being a Edgelord Edition, as a method of protecting the contents, it instead created and dumped on the floor tons and tons of edgy literature. Naturally, Battlefury tripped. Whoops. The plot train was moving unimaginably fast! Trickle took a careful step back, rather worried about the speed it was appor- WHAM. A tower of bricks slammed into him with all the force of a tower of swaying bricks accidentally thrown by someone who just tripped. Naturally, this fling him forward, right into the path of a extremely-fast plot train. Which proceeded to slam into him with all the force of a extremely-fast plot train. While nobody can say for certain if this killed him, it certainly was a lethal chain of events, and if not, he was still stuck on the front of a Plot Train, and would be... indisposed for a rather extreme length of time. Battlefury then noticed something: Trickle had left his Hammerspace Backpack behind. Figuring he'd at least get something out of this complete wreck of a delivery, he decided to loot it. After clearing away the trashy romantic edgy literature it had generated to protect its content, he found quite a haul: A jar made of surprisingly fine crystal with a cap of gold. The insides were tinted with the purple of thyme. The thyme was long gone, but traces remained. It'd make a useful potion, whatever he used it for. A journal with a cover made of the same terrifying fabric that once composed the robes of Death himself, weaved with leather from the wings of the blackest of bats. He dug ever deeper into the backpack, and.. ...pulled out a strange computer. Opening it revealed that the user was still logged in: Two cameras gazed down upon two teams in two castles, and across the very top of the laptop's screen was inscribed "TRICKLEJEST INC CENTRAL COMPUTER AND UPDATE TERMINAL". He clicked into another tab. From this tab, he could command both Tricklejest Inc's computers and personnel, issuing orders. Another tab was linked directly to the security system of Tricklejest HQ. He clicked about, and soon found that he had near complete control and sight within Tricklejest Inc. With Trickle out of the way, for now, and with the help of some agents and this computer, it would be easy to take the company over. With a grin, he set to enacting his scheme. Tricklejest Inc? Bah. From this point on, they would swear loyalty to him, and not that fool Trickle: And thus, it would be known as... Battledog Industries. All he needed was a bit of time. Time to purge those who would resist. And, of course, he'd need to prepare for the bloody battle that would be fought over it's future.. Meanwhile, a pair of portals open, in two different places, to two different foes. They lead to the Headquarters, and more importantly, the bloody resolution to this mess. In Summary:
You have about a turn or so to prepare for the trip. You will both be facing bosses, and those currently on the side of Tricklejest will have a somewhat important and long-term choice to make on the other side. Your actions this round will receive a small boost. I'm also giving out a 1+ to everyone due to a bit of dop lateness. As for why i had to kill off Trickle- Well, Trickle himself asked me to do so, and i had an idea for once so. I hope things will only get better here as time goes on. Oh, and quick note: You can use any remaining items from the whole "search for the f8cker" thing, including the ones i struck out by accident. [DE]
Per your votes, EADOllis obtains a full heal. | [DE] Delta Enlightened - 80/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 15/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 50,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 5/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 25,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim - 15,000/20,000 HP. |
[TJI?]
Clues that will help you find the "f8cker".There appears to be a blood trail leading under the table.A long table with a recipe book on it. The book appears to be sentient and refuses to open and keeps yelling about Global Warming and how it feels hot all the time.A big wardrobe is smashed up and all the china is broken, save for a little battery (or what seems to be a battery), a box of cereal called "Charmy Lucks" (upon opening it you find that all the flakes are made of marshmallow and all the marshmallow pieces are made of flakes), a bunch of sticks and lastly a giant tablet that you can't figure out the password to (it has seven slots).There appears to be a fridge that's jammed and can't be opened. There is a little slot there and says "insert payment here".A set of old newspapers (they all have boring politics on them).A clothes rack with a giant green coat (with two pockets, there appears to be something rather big in one of them and something a bit smaller in the other), a fedora (akin to one from Problem Sleuth) and at the bottom a pair of red boots with what seems to be matches inside of it.
Sets of cupboards with ingredients in them.
New entry - The fridge has a ton of junk in it, but still has some space...New entry - Recipe book opened. BAKE AN EVERYTHING* CAKE!
*everything edible
| [TJI] Allies - 100/100 HP. ARMOR - 30/30 HP. 1 AC. | | [TJI] Vriska Serket - 15/15 HP. NO HAND! | | [TJI] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | [TJI] AHoSF - 5,000/5,000 HP.
| [TJI] A Box of Something Useful 1/1 HP. Can be opened to perform a useful action.
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ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES! |
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 30, 2017 21:33:18 GMT
> LOAD DISC 2 OF DLE
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> HEY! DEAD BOY!
...uh...
> DEAD BOY!! GET UP!
...what just h-happened...
> ARE YOU REALLY THAT DUMB?! YOU'RE A DEAD BOY, BOY!!!
D-dead?! What...? How... wh-what happened?
> BOY. YOU WERE THE GM.
Yeah! I know! I GMed the game, I was supposed to, you know, fight the Delta Enlightened? What... what happened to TrickleJest Inc- uh... what... how-
> TOO MUCH TALKING! I HAVE NO CLUE, BOY. YOU'RE JUST DEAD AND THAT'S IT!
But I'm the GM!
> GUESS THE OPERATOR CHOSE SOMEONE ELSE!
Operator? Is that even canon here?
> EVERYTHING IS CANON HERE!
Oh, good point. I... I think I'm in Limbo? Is Limbo even a thing here?
> LIMBO?! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY YOUR MIND, BOY.
Is this really how I picture death? This is pathetic. I want out.
> HOW WILL YOU GET OUT IF YOU'RE DEAD?!
Does my phone even work here?
Uh... let's see... only three contacts? Are you flipping serious?! Jest... uh, Cal, sure... Alicia... where's everyone else? Red? I could've sworn I had Reeah's number too...
Well, I know I'm screwed when the only options I have is my thyme addicted split, a pessimistic assassin who loathes me and that Godmodder girl who gave me her number once when I asked her to join TJI.
Honestly, I have no clue what to do here. I guess Jest will do?
Uh...
I mean... should I really?
> BOY, STOP BEING SO UNCERTAIN!
Right. I'll just do this on my own. Now, if this is my mindscape, I should be...
Oh... oh fuck...
> WHAT?!
I forgot that... uh... you know...
I sort of made my mindscape a maze to trap a demon this one time...?
> YOU'RE MISERABLE, BOY.
I know...
Meanwhile, a young girl sharpens her machete, because being edgy is cool.
She obviously doesn't give a shit about anything, being a stereotypical teen and all.
Cal: I don't need an introduction, idiot, that already happened in another game.
Oh, right. Enter Cal, or Caly, or E-
Cal: Don't you dare.
Obviously, being the awesome assassin teen fit-to-be-a-video-game-protagonist she is, she has to go and kill some people.
She just received a message from her "good friend" TrickleJest. He promised a giant sum just as always and in return she must kill some guy that owns TJI.
Wait, didn't Trickle own TJI in the first place? This is really confusing, but it's sort of a win-win anyway, either get a giant bounty or kill Trickle.
Just as always, TrickleJest had to send the orange guy to talk to her. She never got who the orange guy was, a friend, perhaps? He tends to speak in a horribly rude tone, even more than her. She's pretty sure there's some sort of insane green guy, too, but he barely shows up.
Taking her machete, Cal takes out the wormhole sigil engraved into a rune that Trickle gave her. It was from one of his missions, she had to go and join a cult or something. Honestly, this thing is really handy. She holds the rune up into the air and suddenly, a wormhole pops out. She slowly steps into it and finds herself on some frozen moon or something like that.
Cal: Works every time.
Blah blah blah, rushing to CASTLES, blah blah blah, greeting everyone.
But then, she takes one turn into the (seemingly) wrong direction. Huh? Why's she joining the (team that was previously allied with) TJI? Wasn't she supposed to kill the guy? There has to be something behind this... but now isn't the time.
> SHOW ME YOUR CHARGES AND ASSISTS, BOY!
Don't you mean girl?
> WHATEVER! (ALSO, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIVIDERS?!)
Stale [1/10]
Abnormality [1/50]
Night of the Giving Dead [1/150]
+2 to Pionoplayer
Something something system to get people to assist me something something trying not to copy Pobyo
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Apr 30, 2017 21:38:10 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-3/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-10 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 34/50 ( +1 from GM) 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 100/100 for second floor-done 0/100 for third floor- I put on the Coat and fedora and take any stat buffs this may or may not give!a Also because Lord English coat + Problem south's fedora? How much more awesome can you get then being hard boiled and always already there? Oops i cant do that because Tog is already the most awesome person here, I will have to settle for being #EPIC instead. I pear into the box of useful things, inside I find two objects ONE (1) Miniature set of The Armor of Kings and ONE (1) Enlargement potion, presuming this works I don my new set of armor. If it does NOT however the 2nd object is instead a drink potion and i drink it, then don the armor of kings while still small.  (( sorry for missing a hole bunch of dops, i was distracted by things or something i think!)) +2 Piono |
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Post by joebob on Apr 30, 2017 21:52:42 GMT
voidmist counter: 136
[Fire: 18% 39/72] I've heard that soon, theres a boss coming. I'm going to stock up on damage-usable stacks till then.
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis
earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy
air 31% 3/112 blessing
wand of the skys 36/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 19/50
complex relics, for real this time 17/? +uno waranger (bcuz battle& war and fury& anger. geddit?gedit? please get it...) +4 fro tog
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 8 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
place ho|der
I try to take the box of 'something useful' and use it to speed along the creation of the hoodie-armor,while simultaneously summoning indobendimonium globs and replacing the normal material of the hoodie with that, making it almost indestructible and capable of morphing shape to the will of the user.
oh and I go through that thing portal i guess.
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 30, 2017 23:35:52 GMT
oh hello there TrickleJest. I see you're new here. read the OP and then join Omegabet and righteously help us defend the last of the Alphabet guys (laff @ jok plz) and Trickley, the former GM I use the Something Useful to /hold my place. you're right! this *is* very useful CP
(LINES!) +2 Jobboe the hutt (17 +lateness)= 18/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 11/5 show 'em your stabs ( this is going to be a bit to strong, Id say. oh well) (17 +JOE +JOE)= 19/50(gois, Ive run out of punctuation halp!) space shizz and stuff, hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! I lick the blood off the floor, throw the recipe book into the 615723th circle of hell, steal the tablet and sticks and eat the charmy lucks, nuke the fridge, try and learn the language the newspapers are written in, play around with the coat and admiral hat some more, check to make sure my candy corn are all still where they are supposed to be, juggle with the boots and steal the matches from whoever had them last. if any of these things fail because... reasons, I throw a hissy fit for about a minute on the floor. I then glare angrily at my PLOT WATCH; its going wild, hands spinning around in direction long thought to be impossible to move in for 3d objects. |
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Post by Piono on May 1, 2017 14:49:23 GMT
61/150 for Secret Combinations
105/150 for A Really Bad Idea
16/? for ???
+2 to AC ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post)
I prepare my butt for incoming stuffs.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 30
foodman: 29
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest: 2
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Post by jondanger23 on May 1, 2017 22:34:20 GMT
I play elevator music.
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 1, 2017 23:14:09 GMT
+2 Jobboe the hutt 19/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 12/5 show 'em your stabs ( this is going to be a bit to strong, Id say. oh well) 20/50(gois, Ive run out of punctuation halp!) space shizz and stuff, hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! FOOD, I'm wearing the fedora (now an admiral's cap) and the coat I don't take the sticks or attempt to read the newspaper as they were burned last round. I'm also not going to steal the matches, cause I'm nice. I think someone had the boots too, but I don't know... I channel my immense disappointment in the failure to change TJI to BDI in the Dop (not to mention a few things in my last post failed, and of course that TJ got rekt so easily) into another box of something useful. after all, more is better, right? I try and use the new box to learn the first-level white-magic spell CURE-1 |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
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Post by foodman on May 1, 2017 23:34:42 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-4/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-10
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
37/50 (+2 From AC)
100/100 for Large hole- done
100/100 for Foundation-done
100/100 for First floor- done
100/100 for second floor-done
30/100 for third floor-
I send my turns worth of power into the regrowing of Vriska's lost hand.The non robot one.
+2Piono
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Post by joebob on May 2, 2017 16:17:07 GMT
Voidmist counter: 139 [Fire: 21% 60/84] pete and repete...
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy air 31% 3/112 blessing wand of the skys 37/? the tree sways in the breeze... 20/50 complex relics, for real this time 18/? +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 9 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I keep working on the hoodie, asking the hoard of stylish fans for fashion advice so it doesn't turn out to be way too unstylish to wear. hey, maybe if its stylish enough it'll give style points  |
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 3, 2017 0:03:38 GMT
/nullpots [sic]
a) I demand that the "fine people" sing for us! and it had better be good!
b) oh, looks like Trickley beat me to starting the DTF-DLE crossover...(except not really... technically... [catface])
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Post by redstonetam15 on May 3, 2017 2:25:43 GMT
40/100 Arcana Orbis (+1 from Floaty Guy in the Sky)
17/20 Entropic Golem
+2 to Jon
Judas continues his healing spree by throwing a cheeseburger in Hrskim's face. This somehow heals Hrskim.
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Post by arcanecynic on May 4, 2017 18:38:53 GMT
uhm, so this just happened...
i guess it was all for nothing then...
my dreams, my goals, all gone...
and of course i lost my sanity along the way, this sure was one heck of a ride...
all this time and effort, is it all wasted now?
i guess the reason for my insanity is gone now.
what am i supposed to do now, just heal, then go back to where i left off? to before all of this?
easier said than done, to say the least.
it's nearly impossible to live with this shattered psyche, with this much personalities, i know nine may not seem like all that much, but it is.
but no matter how hard it is to live like this, it is infinitely harder to heal.
my most important goal, the reason for which i lived all this time, solved by a stranger.
but not really. This random guy solved nothing, just took away ore from me when i already had nothing.
I guess i can see the irony in all of this now, tricklejest was torn apart by two personalities, started a blasphemous company, and ruined my life, along with those of many others.
How did i respond to this? my mind shattered into seven personalities, i started DE just to kill tricklejest, ruined millions, no billions of lives throughout the multiverse.
But this will not end.
Not now.
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You are just as bad as tricklejest, if not worse. you ruined everything.
i couldn't destroy tricklejest, but i will destroy you.
You took away everything i had, so now i will take everything from you.
I was supposed to kill him, then take his place, not you.
YOU WILL END NOW.
YOU PUTRID, HOLLOW SLUG.
YOU SEAFOAM GIMP-LIPPED SHELL OF A SHADOW.
But I cannot ANNIHILATE YOUr VERY BEING like this.
I look around, and see only two things, things that will be destroyed, and the means i will use for it. but it isn't enough. I lack resources, gold, power, time , space, energy, EVERYTHING.
This will not do, Quoth I, This will not do at all.
The satan, the one who opposes me, my nemesis, has no doubt reinforced the defenses, how can i ever beat him using the means this universe provides?
Could I do it?
and if i can't can anyone?
No, it is all too clear to me, i can not do this alone...
I need the others. if I lose now, not only my name will be diminished, but those of ALL AC's in the omniverse, they have to help me. come to think of it, this cool and new company, Battledog industries, was it not? they have a weakness, i know it, i know her. There is only one AC that can aid me in this quest.
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 25/120
Grand necromancy 43/150
Rawr X33 21/33
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Post by Piono on May 5, 2017 12:11:05 GMT
62/150 for Secret Combinations
108/150 for A Really Bad Idea
17/? for ???
+2 to AC ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post)
Yeah sure, why not.
I need something to kill, so you know what AC? You've still got my support. Let's take down the Establishment on a lark.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 30
foodman: 31
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 28
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Post by canidaepsionic on May 5, 2017 22:55:17 GMT
> LOAD DISC 2 OF DLE...
> HEY! DEAD BOY!...uh... > DEAD BOY!! GET UP!...what just h-happened... > ARE YOU REALLY THAT DUMB?! YOU'RE A DEAD BOY, BOY!!!D-dead?! What...? How... wh-what happened? > BOY. YOU WERE THE GM. Yeah! I know! I GMed the game, I was supposed to, you know, fight the Delta Enlightened? What... what happened to TrickleJest Inc- uh... what... how-
> TOO MUCH TALKING! I HAVE NO CLUE, BOY. YOU'RE JUST DEAD AND THAT'S IT!But I'm the GM!
> GUESS THE OPERATOR CHOSE SOMEONE ELSE!Operator? Is that even canon here? > EVERYTHING IS CANON HERE!Oh, good point. I... I think I'm in Limbo? Is Limbo even a thing here?
> LIMBO?! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY YOUR MIND, BOY.Is this really how I picture death? This is pathetic. I want out. > HOW WILL YOU GET OUT IF YOU'RE DEAD?!Does my phone even work here? Uh... let's see... only three contacts? Are you flipping serious?! Jest... uh, Cal, sure... Alicia... where's everyone else? Red? I could've sworn I had Reeah's number too... Well, I know I'm screwed when the only options I have is my thyme addicted split, a pessimistic assassin who loathes me and that Godmodder girl who gave me her number once when I asked her to join TJI. Honestly, I have no clue what to do here. I guess Jest will do? Uh... I mean... should I really? > BOY, STOP BEING SO UNCERTAIN!Right. I'll just do this on my own. Now, if this is my mindscape, I should be... Oh... oh fuck... > WHAT?!I forgot that... uh... you know... I sort of made my mindscape a maze to trap a demon this one time...? > YOU'RE MISERABLE, BOY.I know...
Meanwhile, a young girl sharpens her machete, because being edgy is cool. She obviously doesn't give a shit about anything, being a stereotypical teen and all. Cal: I don't need an introduction, idiot, that already happened in another game.Oh, right. Enter Cal, or Caly, or E- Cal: Don't you dare.
Obviously, being the awesome assassin teen fit-to-be-a-video-game-protagonist she is, she has to go and kill some people. She just received a message from her "good friend" TrickleJest. He promised a giant sum just as always and in return she must kill some guy that owns TJI. Wait, didn't Trickle own TJI in the first place? This is really confusing, but it's sort of a win-win anyway, either get a giant bounty or kill Trickle. Just as always, TrickleJest had to send the orange guy to talk to her. She never got who the orange guy was, a friend, perhaps? He tends to speak in a horribly rude tone, even more than her. She's pretty sure there's some sort of insane green guy, too, but he barely shows up. Taking her machete, Cal takes out the wormhole sigil engraved into a rune that Trickle gave her. It was from one of his missions, she had to go and join a cult or something. Honestly, this thing is really handy. She holds the rune up into the air and suddenly, a wormhole pops out. She slowly steps into it and finds herself on some frozen moon or something like that. Cal: Works every time.Blah blah blah, rushing to CASTLES, blah blah blah, greeting everyone. But then, she takes one turn into the (seemingly) wrong direction. Huh? Why's she joining the (team that was previously allied with) TJI? Wasn't she supposed to kill the guy? There has to be something behind this... but now isn't the time.
> SHOW ME YOUR CHARGES AND ASSISTS, BOY!Don't you mean girl?
> WHATEVER! (ALSO, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIVIDERS?!)
Stale [1/10] Abnormality [1/50] Night of the Giving Dead [1/150] +2 to Pionoplayer
Something something system to get people to assist me something something trying not to copy Pobyo
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Welcome, Tricklejest! Now, this post is a very fine mosel indeed- especially for a person of your newness! Such a fine and complex post, and all forged by a mere newbie! I am sure that i have never seen you before, and that you bear no relation to the person known as "TrickleJest" who we just murdered, and your name is merely a coincidence*! Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-3/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-10 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 34/50 ( +1 from GM) 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 100/100 for second floor-done 0/100 for third floor- I put on the Coat and fedora and take any stat buffs this may or may not give!a Also because Lord English coat + Problem south's fedora? How much more awesome can you get then being hard boiled and always already there? Oops i cant do that because Tog is already the most awesome person here, I will have to settle for being #EPIC instead. I pear into the box of useful things, inside I find two objects ONE (1) Miniature set of The Armor of Kings and ONE (1) Enlargement potion, presuming this works I don my new set of armor. If it does NOT however the 2nd object is instead a drink potion and i drink it, then don the armor of kings while still small. (( sorry for missing a hole bunch of dops, i was distracted by things or something i think!)) +2 Piono I decided to let you get away with this for no real reason. The King's Armor, however, is saddened and disappointed by your general lack of Kingliness, and won't be very effective until a true kings wears it. Perhaps you should have taken the name into consideration. You also obtain the Enlargement Potion. voidmist counter: 136 [Fire: 18% 39/72] I've heard that soon, theres a boss coming. I'm going to stock up on damage-usable stacks till then.Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy air 31% 3/112 blessing wand of the skys 36/? the tree sways in the breeze... 19/50 complex relics, for real this time 17/? +uno waranger (bcuz battle& war and fury& anger. geddit?gedit? please get it...) +4 fro tog +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 8 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold place ho|der I try to take the box of 'something useful' and use it to speed along the creation of the hoodie-armor,while simultaneously summoning indobendimonium globs and replacing the normal material of the hoodie with that, making it almost indestructible and capable of morphing shape to the will of the user. oh and I go through that thing portal i guess. Foodman ninja's you to the box. You nevertheless make some hoodie progess. oh hello there TrickleJest. I see you're new here. read the OP and then join Omegabet and righteously help us defend the last of the Alphabet guys (laff @ jok plz) and Trickley, the former GM I use the Something Useful to /hold my place. you're right! this *is* very useful CP
(LINES!) +2 Jobboe the hutt (17 +lateness)= 18/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 11/5 show 'em your stabs ( this is going to be a bit to strong, Id say. oh well) (17 +JOE +JOE)= 19/50(gois, Ive run out of punctuation halp!) space shizz and stuff, hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! I lick the blood off the floor, throw the recipe book into the 615723th circle of hell, steal the tablet and sticks and eat the charmy lucks, nuke the fridge, try and learn the language the newspapers are written in, play around with the coat and admiral hat some more, check to make sure my candy corn are all still where they are supposed to be, juggle with the boots and steal the matches from whoever had them last. if any of these things fail because... reasons, I throw a hissy fit for about a minute on the floor. I then glare angrily at my PLOT WATCH; its going wild, hands spinning around in direction long thought to be impossible to move in for 3d objects. You do that, the local chef demons steal the recipe book and run off with it, you do that, Lucky Charms sues Charmy Lucks midway though your consumption of them but you never the less manage to heal for [insert value here], realize the newspapers are in english and that you already know english, you do that, you do that, you do that and obtain the matches from whoever had them. 61/150 for Secret Combinations 105/150 for A Really Bad Idea 16/? for +2 to AC ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post) I prepare my butt for incoming stuffs. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 30 foodman: 29 Cyan: 10 JOE: 19 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest: 2 [witty comment here] Do i even need to link elevatorstuck here +2 Jobboe the hutt 19/ Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 12/5 show 'em your stabs ( this is going to be a bit to strong, Id say. oh well) 20/50(gois, Ive run out of punctuation halp!) space shizz and stuff, hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! FOOD, I'm wearing the fedora (now an admiral's cap) and the coat I don't take the sticks or attempt to read the newspaper as they were burned last round. I'm also not going to steal the matches, cause I'm nice. I think someone had the boots too, but I don't know... I channel my immense disappointment in the failure to change TJI to BDI in the Dop (not to mention a few things in my last post failed, and of course that TJ got rekt so easily) into another box of something useful. after all, more is better, right? I try and use the new box to learn the first-level white-magic spell CURE-1 You learn a magic spell you could already use, even without the box. Which fails because it counts as a summon and i'm upholding the no summons rule. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-103,000(53,000network+50000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-4/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-10 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 37/50 (+2 From AC) 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 100/100 for second floor-done 30/100 for third floor- I send my turns worth of power into the regrowing of Vriska's lost hand.The non robot one. +2Piono You begin regrowing Vriska's hand. Voidmist counter: 139 [Fire: 21% 60/84] pete and repete...
Water: 25%,0/100 Oasis earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy air 31% 3/112 blessing wand of the skys 37/? the tree sways in the breeze... 20/50 complex relics, for real this time 18/? +2 TOG C/W off cooldown, 9 stacks each. 23 /25 golemancy complex on hold I keep working on the hoodie, asking the hoard of stylish fans for fashion advice so it doesn't turn out to be way too unstylish to wear. hey, maybe if its stylish enough it'll give style points You improve your hoodie's cataclysmically poor Style, and in doing so prevent Vriska from being a walking fashion disaster upon equip. /nullpots [sic] a) I demand that the "fine people" sing for us! and it had better be good! b) oh, looks like Trickley beat me to starting the DTF-DLE crossover... (except not really... technically... [catface])Demand? Say the magic word, will you? 40/100 Arcana Orbis (+1 from Floaty Guy in the Sky) 17/20 Entropic Golem +2 to Jon Judas continues his healing spree by throwing a cheeseburger in Hrskim's face. This somehow heals Hrskim. Hrskim receives 5,000 HP. uhm, so this just happened...
i guess it was all for nothing then...
my dreams, my goals, all gone...
and of course i lost my sanity along the way, this sure was one heck of a ride...
all this time and effort, is it all wasted now?
i guess the reason for my insanity is gone now.
what am i supposed to do now, just heal, then go back to where i left off? to before all of this?
easier said than done, to say the least.
it's nearly impossible to live with this shattered psyche, with this much personalities, i know nine may not seem like all that much, but it is.
but no matter how hard it is to live like this, it is infinitely harder to heal.
my most important goal, the reason for which i lived all this time, solved by a stranger.
but not really. This random guy solved nothing, just took away ore from me when i already had nothing.I guess i can see the irony in all of this now, tricklejest was torn apart by two personalities, started a blasphemous company, and ruined my life, along with those of many others.How did i respond to this? my mind shattered into seven personalities, i started DE just to kill tricklejest, ruined millions, no billions of lives throughout the multiverse.But this will not end.Not now..You are just as bad as tricklejest, if not worse. you ruined everything. i couldn't destroy tricklejest, but i will destroy you.You took away everything i had, so now i will take everything from you.I was supposed to kill him, then take his place, not you.YOU WILL END NOW.YOU PUTRID, HOLLOW SLUG.YOU SEAFOAM GIMP-LIPPED SHELL OF A SHADOW.But I cannot ANNIHILATE YOUr VERY BEING like this.
I look around, and see only two things, things that will be destroyed, and the means i will use for it. but it isn't enough. I lack resources, gold, power, time , space, energy, EVERYTHING.
This will not do, Quoth I, This will not do at all.
The satan, the one who opposes me, my nemesis, has no doubt reinforced the defenses, how can i ever beat him using the means this universe provides?
Could I do it?
and if i can't can anyone?
No, it is all too clear to me, i can not do this alone...
I need the others. if I lose now, not only my name will be diminished, but those of ALL AC's in the omniverse, they have to help me. come to think of it, this cool and new company, Battledog industries, was it not? they have a weakness, i know it, i know her. There is only one AC that can aid me in this quest.
LAWSUIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 25/120
Grand necromancy 43/150
Rawr X33 21/33 You successfully gain +1 Edgelord Point, the universal currency of the Edgelord. 62/150 for Secret Combinations 108/150 for A Really Bad Idea 17/? for +2 to AC ((Sorry AC I had an idea, will resume +upping you next post) Yeah sure, why not. I need something to kill, so you know what AC? You've still got my support. Let's take down the Establishment on a lark. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 30 foodman: 31 Cyan: 10 JOE: 19 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest: This will undoubtably be the greatest of larks.
After some considerable preparation, you finally march though the portals. One by one, you vanish into the other side.. [DE]
...You are portaled into a corridor. At the end of the hallway lies a tall, blue, armored figure, covering in black-and blue armor, which is totally original as a color scheme. His head is covered with a helmet, which distinctly resembles a police cap. Atop his cap is a glowing infinity symbol. Yet, you have an instinctive feeling of wrongness from it. As though shares a meaning with something else. Unfortunately, you aren't given much time to analyze the situation.
: Hands in the air, time criminal scum! This time anomaly is Private Property of Tricklejest Inc and is under the protection of the Thyme Time Police!
I'm just gonna skip the part wherein you respond and skip right to the part wherein we have an epic boss battle, because I'm almost certain of what you will do. The apparently-a-thyme-policeman dude is offended by the fact that you all don't surrender en-masse within like, 5 seconds, and promptly calls in the Thyme Time Police. Suddenly, 5 vans with the same color scheme burst in, and proceed to offload more cops. The Officer then uses some strange special ability, the targets of which are marked with the same faded infinity upon his helmet.. And then the exact same vans burst in again, now faintly purplish, before offloading more faintly purpish cops. The vans do this endlessly, looping constantly and offloading more cops, flooding the Time Anomaly with IDPD. Meanwhile, the aforementioned officer unveils a massive hammer with a rocket booster on it that is also a plasma cannon. It seems you will have to kill him to open the door behind him.
| [DE] Delta Enlightened - 80/100 HP. | | [DE] Enny - 15/20 HP. | | [DE] EADOllis - 50,000/50,000 HP. The Scrolls: [ll]. The Threads: 5/5. | | [DE] McDelta Castle - 25,000/50,000 HP. | | [DE] Hrskim - 20,000/20,000 HP. |
| [TJI][INTERMISSION BOSS] perpetualLoop: 1,200,000/1,200,000 HP. Badge of Pride: 100,000/100,000 HP. Pride: Intact. Continuum! Perpetual Loop: [||] Weapon Form: Hammer/Plasma Cannon. Hammerthyme: [|||]. An Unreasonable Amount of Vans And Van-Related Accidents: [|||||||]. Horizon Signal: 0/10. | | [TJI] Perpetual Vans: 20,000/20,000x5. Deploying more IDPD, constantly! IDPD STRENGTH: 20% |
[TJI?]
...You arrive at what was once Tricklejest Inc HQ. You have no idea where you are, only that chaos, madness, and bloodshed is everywhere. It appears not everyone was happy with the... sudden change in leadership, and now everyone is applying fisticuffs to each other. And by that we mean the two sides are fighting. It seems the remnant of Tricklejest's Inc's loyal staff has revolted. Unfortunately, things aren't going well at all and the Remnant is growing weaker by the moment: It's going to be a slaughter, and the only question is: Whose side are you to pick? In the center of it all, a exceptionally skilled and edgy cyborg from the Edgy Cyborgs Division duels with a anthropomorphic dog in a dark-grey bloodstained longcoat wielding a cutlass.
The building shakes as the battles across the building intensify, and then die off. More dogs pour into the place, and make short work of the mook fodder that passes as an average member of the Edgy Cyborgs Division. It seems you will have to choose quickly- Will you uphold the Tricklejest Banner, or join the Dogs? Choose quickly. With a vote, please. If you want to join the side voted against, you can join after the intermission.
| [] Allies - 100/100 HP. ARMOR - 30/30 HP. 1 AC. | | [] Vriska Serket - 15/15 HP. NO HAND! (Regrowth: 1/10) | | [] Ten - 10/10 HP. (Scales in two). | [] AHoSF - 5,000/5,000 HP.
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| [TJIR] Cyborg Cannon Fodder: 2,000/2,000 HP x 27. High attack! | | [TJIR][INTERMISSION BOSS] Donut Steel, Cyborg Edgelord Extraordinaire. 550,000/700,000 HP. The Most Orginal Thing, Ever: |||. Folded 10,000,000,000,0000 Times: ||||| | | [TJIR] TrickleTank: 50,000/200,000 HP. The Shot Heard 'Round the World: ||||| | [TJIR] Tricklejest Inc Personnel : 500/500 x 133
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ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy Xylan.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Help your beloved GM to fight against the rebels!
[Δ] - Destroy The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Δ] - Defend Xylan.
[Δ] - Begin your amazing adventures, Delta scum!
[N] - Side with either Delta Enlightened or TrickleJest Inc and join the party at CASTLES! [/div][/font] |
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Post by joebob on May 5, 2017 22:56:36 GMT
Voidmist counter: 142
[Fire: 24% 60/96] I Use fireball on the Dog Mercenaries for +18,000 attack, using the 3 turns of stackup. ]
[Water: 25%,25/100 Oasis] Heal
[earth 31%, 28/124 golemancy] Rock wall on CCF
air 31% 3/112 blessing
wand of the skys 38/?
the tree sways in the breeze... 21/50
complex relics, for real this time 21/ 25 +2 TOG
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 10 stacks each.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
VOTE: TJI
total votes are 35 TJI 0 BDI so far, so I'm making this action with the assumption of TJI winning out.
I quickly assess the situation, freeze time, check who to help, vote TJI, notice there are more votes so far, and get to work, keeping time slowed but not frozen.
Step One: Stacks. all the stacks. I cast rock wall with 28 earth stacks on the Cyborg Cannon Fodder, giving them a 4,800- 5,600 HP shield (somewhere in-between), before casting Fireball to attack the DM, +18,000 damage to my attack on them.
Then, Fire levels up to 27%, passing 25. I select the sunstorm special, gaining the ability to split burn across up to 3 entitys, UNLESS flame jab deals more then 5,000 on use, in which case I pick flame jab.
burn, at least from this system, takes 2* as many extra stacks to apply an extra turn of it with scorch (so 5S=1t, 15S= 2 T, 35S = 3T, 75S=4 T) and you can sacrifice a turn of duration to increase the damage by 50%. I don't know the base though.
with sunstorm, I'd guess something like a base of like 7 turns to distribute (for the 50 stacks u need), but if you focus on one entity it becomes 4 turns of duration, just barely more effective then scorch.
I Then chose to generate water stacks this round and use them with all 25 on heal, for probably around... 7000 or so, based on the effectiveness of fireball at hurting things.
Step two: Action= attack the DM! I leap forwards, slash at them with the sword, and kick them back, before gathering a large orb of flame, before throwing it DM-wards,keeping just enough to cover my fists on them, and running forwards, before spiking the ball down at them, where it crashes into them in a massive explosion, killing one of them and sending the other of the 2 I'm attacking flying back, where I blink to, and into my fist, which increases my fists relative velocity by 2 M ps, and then I leap up, create a flame Glyph and launch down,punching them into the ground.
Also, suggest for our entitys to attack the DM in general, except having either 10 or AHOSF bodyguard Donut Steel, Cyborg Edgelord Extraordinaire against the dog mercanary person thing, as that reduces their (dog mercanarys) damage to effectively 1.
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Post by Piono on May 5, 2017 23:00:49 GMT
63/150 for Secret Combinations
109/150 for A Really Bad Idea
18/? for ???
+2 to AC
I jump into one of the perpetual vans, and kick out the pilot
"THIS IS MINE NOW SUCKER"
And I immediately go off on a joy ride with it.
Chain attack part 1
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 30
foodman: 31
Cyan: 10
JOE: 19
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest:
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Post by jondanger23 on May 5, 2017 23:04:07 GMT
I refuse to choose a side in this meaningless conflict.
...but if I must, I say we side with Tricklejest Inc.
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on May 5, 2017 23:07:02 GMT
This placeholder is sponsored by the Division of Pain and Suffering.
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on May 5, 2017 23:57:09 GMT
Total placeholderskillz (also if i forget too fill this in i is voteing for TJI cause trockle is awsome, even in death)
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
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Post by Final Cat on May 6, 2017 0:17:41 GMT
Obviously I'm siding with TrickleJest. He's a cool dude.
(General Spell and Stupidity Charge Pool 22/150)
I use 4 charge to summon a Neutron Star.
You see, the thing about neutron stars is that they have ludicrously high gravity, and are very small.
I then use the power of Inertia to ram into the dogs like a truck.
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Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 6, 2017 2:00:48 GMT
+2 Jobboe the hutt (20 +2) / Tumbler (ZZZZKKKKKKKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK) 13/5 show 'em your stabs ( this is going to be a bit to strong, Id say. oh well) (21 +2) /50(gois, Ive run out of punctuation halp!) space shizz and stuff, hoooo0oooow booooo0oooiw! FINALLY! A CHANCE TO START MY MURDER COMBO! WOOP WOOP! but, alas, herein lies the ultimate choice ('cept... naw really, but that's a different plot point that will probably remain irrelevant here): WHO? who gets stabbed, slabbed, abbed, fabbed(?), dabbed, ected? on one hand, there are those really cool dog guys. on the other hand, Trickle has lots of friends, and I *think* I might be one(?). on the flip side of the coin, I'm always one to play Devil's Advocate. however, sometimes you just gotta go with the crowd. But then again, Trickle must've been a raving madman to have claimed I cant read English. really, I suppose, I'll just look to the PLOT WATCH (which I'm now renaming to the PLOT DEVICE. honestly, I may be the Time guy, but I think that 4 watches might be a bit too much. now, four coats, on the other hand...). THE PLOT DEVICE's hands have stopped spinning around so much and clearly point towards TJI. oh well. suppose I'm joining their losing battle. then again, isn't that what us Omegabet are all about..? TJI also, wait: I know CURE? YES! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! THE SECRET CHARGE CONTINUES! I try and block some attacks aimed at TJI's guys... with my BEAUTIFUL COAT! |
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Post by joebob on May 6, 2017 21:19:11 GMT
Voidmist counter: 145
Fire: 27% 0/108
Water: 28%,0/112 Oasis
[earth 34%, 34/136 golemancy Rock wall on the defence golem thats protecting the wall that protects the CCF., 34 stacks.] 5,900 or 6,800 hp.
air 31% 3/112 blessing
wand of the skys 40 +1 from tog/40 I use this in the place of complex artifacts to upgrade the core & wisp to become much less limited, becoming now able to summon however I want it to.
pretty much at all, as long as its reasonable with 5 charges for normal summoning.
if I have more charge strength, it becomes able to fuse generic entitys with/or entitys summoned by this.
the tree sways in the breeze... 22/50
complex relics, for real this time 23/25 +1 tog
+2 TOG
C/W off cooldown, 11 stacks each.
if I upgraded the Core/ wisp, I use the core to summon a defence golem with 0 attack and like 10K-15K hp or so, which protects the wall thats protecting the Cyborg cannon fodder.
23 /25 golemancy complex on hold
I finish vriska's hoodie, putting some finishing style touches, then create 27 copys for the Cyborg cannon fodder, making the total quality of vriskas be ~5 HP of defence and the rest of the strength on the CCF, if it can also have AC then do that also.
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