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Post by joebob on Jun 13, 2017 15:06:17 GMT
I'm not spending it because i need a lot for a plan.
thingshavechanged.
theendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnever
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 13, 2017 16:23:10 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, cabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks [1} 1\[10] entity stuff (38} 38/  first legendary weapon of whatever, who cares
not that. not yet. prolly a swordy guy. with lazerz (47} 47/50 cats (20 } 20/20 show 'em your labs Lvl20:skPro:[show 'em your labs][chnAtk:1] I (here meaning TOG) show (demonstrate) 'em (DlE mech) your (my (TOG's (so yeah, mine))) labs (LABS). while it expects to be shown around my awesome sciencey labs and shown my epic time-lasers (however you think that works... or whatever it even is...), genetically engineered assassins, Council Of Sadists and planet, he is instead treated to a Toss Bombing (aka Loft bombing, or even LOW ALTITUDE BOMBING SYSTEM) by a mysterious, Unidentified Flying Object. he explodes. |
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Post by Con air on Jun 13, 2017 18:59:43 GMT
+2 to Joebob
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Jun 14, 2017 0:05:19 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-105,500(53,000network+52500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-4/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-3 (+1 from Piono)
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
42/50
100/100 for Large hole- done
100/100 for Foundation-done
100/100 for First floor- done
100/100 for second floor-done
100/100 for third floor-done
40/100 4th floor- (now being worked on by 120 zombies)
Zombies- work on the tower, the rest that arnt working on the tower (only 120 are) bodyblock for Galath
necromancers-summon more zombies!
Heilari-Heal Galath!
Galath- Smacks down on the DIE-MECH - he also uses 30 Points of voidmist(see JOE) too heal himself.
ME!- I just remembered! I have the Black Knight of Hope's armor (which i got from The Black Knight of Hope, you know, by killing him) AND the armor of Kings (which i got from the box in castles) I fuse these together to create "Galath's armor"(also best name) which will provide a % block chance decided on by the GM, I then give the armor to Galath, He puts it on, its really cool.
+2Piono
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Post by jondanger23 on Jun 15, 2017 18:07:27 GMT
I do a random attack on a random entity because I'm lazy.
My entities do a random attack on a random entity because I'm too lazy to order them to do stuff.
Palladium Bat: 2/5
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Post by Piono on Jun 15, 2017 19:16:14 GMT
141/150 for A Really Bad Idea
+1 to foodman, +1 to TOG
JOE has expended 5 assassination credit. So I walk over to the DIE mech and stab it again. This is a high quality stabbing. I was gonna make a joke about high quality rips here but I'm too lazy. So I just stab the DIE mech again.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 37
foodman: 35
Cyan: 10
JOE: 18
TOG: 6
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest:2
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Post by joebob on Jun 15, 2017 19:20:14 GMT
Voidmist counter: 184 - 30 = 154
past experience says that 1 voidmist = 500 HP of heals so 30 voidmist is 15,000 heals.
ACTION IS CONDITIONAL:
Fire: 51% 51?/204
IF burn last post failed, use scorch to apply 5-stack 1-turn burn to C. monolith, and 35-stack 3 - 1forintensity = 2 turn burn with 50% damage boost on Core, and finally one flame jab to finish off the dryguy
Water: 49%,0/196 Oasis
earth 40%, 0/160 golemancy
air 37% 37?/148 blessing IF burn succeeded last post, use Air dash with 37 stacks on galath, boosting his dodge for this turn! tryandkillhimthroughallthatdodge
6/? $NULL
10/75 The celestial balance
2/20 actually helping the team maybe?
2/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge]
+2 Piono
C on cooldown 2P , W on cooldown 2P , 8SE
for my normal action, I heal galath, pouring magical healing magic into his nose.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 15, 2017 22:14:13 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, cabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (that's piono btw) (39} 39/ swordy guy with lazerz (48} 48/50 not cats (1 } 1/3 show 'em your cabs [2} 2\[10] blood transfusion I shove Xylan into the venting channel, where he drowns in angry comments of using me against my team. the channel was then promptly deleted at my request (sorry AC), deleting X (and only X). of course, his attempts to force the first thing to be deleted to be the deletion itself cause him to be unaware of his surroundings... including the UFO from earlier! it crashes into him, distracting him from me taking a Pickaxe Axe to his face (more specifically, the pick side to his eyes, which turned into cubes last round). that causes him to explode. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
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Post by foodman on Jun 18, 2017 1:19:00 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-5/5- HEALTH BOOST COMPLETE!
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-4 (+1 from Piono)
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
43/50
100/100 for Large hole- done
100/100 for Foundation-done
100/100 for First floor- done
100/100 for second floor-done
100/100 for third floor-done
80/100 4th floor- (now being worked on by 120 zombies)
(Galath got a health boost of 2,500 HP from his health boost charge thingy that exists)
ME!- I shoot the DIE-MECH, because i dont like it...I use my rlly cool bow (THAT has charge power in it, for you know DMG boosts)
also, if you could add that tower too the battlefield, that would be rlly cool.....basically its health should equal the above 100/100 things (which are the tower) put together, for knowing how much this is, each posts zombies have been working on it and it takes 3 zombies to generate 1 point, so however much you think that should equal...hey who am i to judge.
+2Piono
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jun 18, 2017 19:37:07 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-105,500(53,000network+52500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-3/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-2 (+1 from Piono) Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 41/50 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 100/100 for second floor-done 100/100 for third floor-done 0/100 4th floor- Playery action stuff- I shoot The Kent using my bow for trying to hurt galath. I happen to like that guy +2Piono The kent takes 2000 or so damage. Voidmist counter: 181 Fire: 51% 0/204 [Water: 46%,46/184 Oasis] 46S heal on galath.
earth 40%, 0/160 golemancy air 37% 0/148 blessing Elementalist Invasion 25/25 +1 piono AcTiVaTiNg [GM NOTE: STASIS] sooooooooooooooooo......... this was planned as an upgrade to G.mancy complex... and I don't feel like changing it. so, adding on to the still-paused entity, the G.mancy complex (45,000 or so HP) becomes Golemancy & invocation base (74,000 or so HP) aside from everything the G.mancy complex could do, it will also spawn 9-10 elemental guardians (1000 HP, 0 atk, protect the base) and gain the 5-turn special "Flame legion", which summons.... the [Ω] [JoeBob] flame legion 10/10 HP *2000, lower attack, passive- guard: bodyblock the base. while doing so, take 25% less damage. 5/? $NULL 9/75 The celestial balance +2 con +2 TOG NEW: 1/20 actually helping the team maybe? 1/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge] +2 Piono C on cooldown 3P , W on cooldown 3P , 8SE. entity orders: thign hides in the fortress' ruins and spends its action on elementalist invasion, which reaches 7 before promptly glitching out and activating because everything is dead. E.invasion gives thign +10,000 or so HP . the altar of the cycle builds fortress back with its action! its wallbuild strength, as explained when it was summoned wayyy back when, is equal to the wallbuild strength of all the entitys it has absorbed. its HP (wa/i)s equal to 1/2 the size of the wall all the entitys in it would have made if they all started building it when it absorbed them. for my normal action, I hand galath the sword for the damage reduce, and attempt to inflict as many turns of Burn as possible on Cosmic Monolith; statuses bypass dodge based on intermission. You heal Galath for 23000 HP, before handing Galath the sword. I wonder why nobody's been spending assassination credit. 76/76 for Emergency Stabbination 138/150 for A Really Bad Idea 31/31 for Gianter sponge +1 to foodman, +1 to JOEbob First order of business. JOEbob expends his Favor in exchange for the ASCII sword! I reluctantly take it out and toss it over to JOE. 76/76 for Emergency Stabbination: You know what I need? More stabbing. A fair portion of Rapture's power comes from it's two special ammo usage abilities, but hoo boy, it sure does pack a punch with regular actions too. So I take out a giant whetstone made of kaleidoscopic fire and set it down right in the middle of the battlefield, and begin sharpening. Soon enough, Rapture's fiery edge is all set for slicing and dicing anyone who gets in my way. Result: Rapture's basic attack power increase gets an upgrade. 31/31 for Gianter sponge: I walk over to the giant sponge and Take Rapture, holding it like I would a firehose, and suddenly a massive spout of water sprays out of it, and fills up the giant sponge which expands in size to several times it's original size. Result: 31 charge worth of max HP upgrades for the giant sponge. I speed over to LoLaTsprite^4 Hrskim so fast it can't even react, and then horribly murdercate it with all the murdercation I can muster. DONT TOUCH MY SPONGE. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 37 foodman: 35 Cyan: 10 JOE: 23 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 Rapture becomes even sharper. I'll let those upgrade charges have their full effectiveness since the sponge has nothing but HP. Well, except the charge it just gained, but those things happen. (It's just a heal/HP upgrade, if your wondering.) You then proceed to overstabinate Hrskim multiple times, resulting in it's horrible death. I'm not spending it because i need a lot for a plan.thingshavechanged. theendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnever /NULL Breathing Darkness. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, cabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks [1} 1\[10] entity stuff (38} 38/ first legendary weapon of whatever, who cares
not that. not yet. prolly a swordy guy. with lazerz (47} 47/50 cats (20 } 20/20 show 'em your labs Lvl20:skPro:[show 'em your labs][chnAtk:1] I (here meaning TOG) show (demonstrate) 'em (DlE mech) your (my (TOG's (so yeah, mine))) labs (LABS). while it expects to be shown around my awesome sciencey labs and shown my epic time-lasers (however you think that works... or whatever it even is...), genetically engineered assassins, Council Of Sadists and planet, he is instead treated to a Toss Bombing (aka Loft bombing, or even LOW ALTITUDE BOMBING SYSTEM) by a mysterious, Unidentified Flying Object. he explodes. 30,000 of DlE's HP becomes a ufo, but runs into an anti-UFO laser and is shot down. With this singular post, you have wiped half the field! Truly an excellent us-
Wait. THIS IS JUST A GODDAMN PLACEHOLDER.Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-105,500(53,000network+52500normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-4/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-3 (+1 from Piono) Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 42/50 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 100/100 for second floor-done 100/100 for third floor-done 40/100 4th floor- (now being worked on by 120 zombies) Zombies- work on the tower, the rest that arnt working on the tower (only 120 are) bodyblock for Galath necromancers-summon more zombies! Heilari-Heal Galath! Galath- Smacks down on the DIE-MECH - he also uses 30 Points of voidmist(see JOE) too heal himself. ME!- I just remembered! I have the Black Knight of Hope's armor (which i got from The Black Knight of Hope, you know, by killing him) AND the armor of Kings (which i got from the box in castles) I fuse these together to create "Galath's armor"(also best name) which will provide a % block chance decided on by the GM, I then give the armor to Galath, He puts it on, its really cool. +2Piono Galath heals himself for another 15,000 HP. Galath gains a 25% block chance, it's only 25% because he's bloody strong as is. I do a random attack on a random entity because I'm lazy. My entities do a random attack on a random entity because I'm too lazy to order them to do stuff. Palladium Bat: 2/5 Your random attack is easily thrown into the Banana Split of Random Attacks. It swells, it's strength made greater with- 1,000 damage to Galath. Goddamnit. 141/150 for A Really Bad Idea +1 to foodman, +1 to TOG JOE has expended 5 assassination credit. So I walk over to the DIE mech and stab it again. This is a high quality stabbing. I was gonna make a joke about high quality rips here but I'm too lazy. So I just stab the DIE mech again. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 37 foodman: 35 Cyan: 10 JOE: 18 TOG: 6 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 You kill the DlE mech, much to Xylan's annoyance. He suffers 3 damage, and the Way of the TOG charge is accelerated. Voidmist counter: 184 - 30 = 154 past experience says that 1 voidmist = 500 HP of heals so 30 voidmist is 15,000 heals. ACTION IS CONDITIONAL: Fire: 51% 51 ?/204
IF burn last post failed, use scorch to apply 5-stack 1-turn burn to C. monolith, and 35-stack 3 - 1forintensity = 2 turn burn with 50% damage boost on Core, and finally one flame jab to finish off the dryguyWater: 49%,0/196 Oasis earth 40%, 0/160 golemancy
air 37% 37?/148 blessing IF burn succeeded last post, use Air dash with 37 stacks on galath , boosting his dodge for this turn! tryandkillhimthroughallthatdodge6/? $NULL 10/75 The celestial balance 2/20 actually helping the team maybe? 2/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge] +2 Piono C on cooldown 2P , W on cooldown 2P , 8SE
for my normal action, I heal galath, pouring magical healing magic into his nose.
I remember KEKSWORD was just handed to me, and decide to use it. I walk over to core and stab them in as shitty a way as possible. I do it in so shitty a way that the area around me becomes shitty like the scribble mode in homestuck, and their blood starts to fall through the shitty drawing of themself. then the world changes to ASCII around me and I type up an ASCII gun, type a bullet, copy it, and paste the bullet. then I place a ton of underscores to push the bullet forwards into them , causing it to pierce them. I then stab them more with ASCII Sword for damages and then it turns off, and that ends my attack.The Monolith is immune to burn, or status effects in general. You then kill a dryguy, before inflicting a two-turn burn on core, and then deal 20,000 damage to core. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, cabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (that's piono btw) (39} 39/ swordy guy with lazerz (48} 48/50 not cats (1 } 1/3 show 'em your cabs [2} 2\[10] blood transfusion I shove Xylan into the venting channel, where he drowns in angry comments of using me against my team. the channel was then promptly deleted at my request (sorry AC), deleting X (and only X). of course, his attempts to force the first thing to be deleted to be the deletion itself cause him to be unaware of his surroundings... including the UFO from earlier! it crashes into him, distracting him from me taking a Pickaxe Axe to his face (more specifically, the pick side to his eyes, which turned into cubes last round). that causes him to explode. The Anti-Ufo cannon from earlier promptly snipes the UFO. Undistracted, he promptly grabs the Pickaxe Axe, which he transforms into a Pickaze Aze, and promptly smashes your face in. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-5/5- HEALTH BOOST COMPLETE! Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-4 (+1 from Piono) Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 43/50 100/100 for Large hole- done 100/100 for Foundation-done 100/100 for First floor- done 100/100 for second floor-done 100/100 for third floor-done 80/100 4th floor- (now being worked on by 120 zombies) (Galath got a health boost of 2,500 HP from his health boost charge thingy that exists) ME!- I shoot the DIE-MECH, because i dont like it...I use my rlly cool bow (THAT has charge power in it, for you know DMG boosts) also, if you could add that tower too the battlefield, that would be rlly cool.....basically its health should equal the above 100/100 things (which are the tower) put together, for knowing how much this is, each posts zombies have been working on it and it takes 3 zombies to generate 1 point, so however much you think that should equal...hey who am i to judge. +2Piono Tower built!
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child fails to silence the Evasive Ninja. The Blindman's Scroll enhances Hellari's Heals. LoLaTsprite realizes that JOE's flame jab was just 1,000 HP short of actually killing the dry, and promptly ensures the Dryguy's corpse does not rise again. The Necromancers Necromance, and 36 zombies break off to bodyguard Galath. Galath's target is dead, so he instead punches the Cosmic Monolith for a near-miss. Heilari heals Galath for 5,000 HP. The Core takes 7,500 damage due to Scorch. Core also hasn't been ordered. The Cosmic Monolith lasers Heilari for 5,000 damage. Jondanger's entities murder a blue slime that spawned 5 seconds ago. The Heart of Omegabet begins to shimmer with arcane runes, taking on the role of acting 'godmodder', as does the Heart of Destruction for the Destroyers. A pulse of destablizing energy strikes the Cosmic Monolith for 2 damage, before filling out Upgrad and finishing the fourth floor of Foodman's tower. Xylan panics at the sudden lack of cannonfodder or really anything at all on his team, causing the Heart of Destruction, being a literal heart but much more cool and evil, to heal Core for 20,000 HP and the removal of Scorch, to beat faster, and also to laser Heilari and tign for 5,000 damage each. It also deals 6,000 damage to LoLaTSprite^4.
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 70,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral!
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 15,000/10,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 30,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] Evasive Ninja [x1] - 0.5/1 HP. 94% evasion chance. [Ninja Techniques: Can disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in other places].
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll - 55,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 1/3.
[Ω] [ThatOtherGuy] LoLaTSprite^4 - 2,000/10,000 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x120) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance. Enhanced Constructors: [lll].
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x8) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - 7,000/25,000 HP. Heals instead of attacking. Able! Enhanced Healing: [||]
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 77,000/105,500 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. {A} Lost Sword Replica. Bodyguarded by Zombies (x36) - 12/12 HP
[Ω] [JOEbob] tign 3,001/8,001 HP 3/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] Able! In the fortress!
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 3,000/3,000 HP???
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 6/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 3 Golems].
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 2/6. Oh. Could be faster, at any rate.
[Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,100,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] [AC] Core: 32,500/40,000 HP. Fusion: None. Fission Attack Multipler: 1.00x. Able!
[Δ] [Redstone] Cosmic Monolith - 3/5 HP. 60% Dodge Chance. x2 Damage Multiplier. Takes up to 2 damage at most. Doomsday: 2/6. Able! Bodyguarding the Heart!
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] Giant Sponge: 52,000/61,000 HP. Able? Under the Sea: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] Siniska - 12/12 HP. Flourite Octet [Rolls 8d8s to decide attacks]. SINGROWTH: 8/10. No arm.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!] [-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!] {A}: Lost Sword Replica (25% damage reduction, 5,000 damage boost, lasts for 2 more turns.) [Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge.[Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. InSaNiTy - 1/3 Turns. [N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 7/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll]. [N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 0/2 Turns.
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 9/10 Turns.
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 3/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time.
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 28/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAA!
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 3/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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Post by joebob on Jun 18, 2017 20:01:27 GMT
Voidmist counter: 157
NOTE: since galaths attack is now [something] +10,000 (LSR) and has the *(100%+157%) voidmist boost, it either increased by 25,700 on the addition of the LSR, or LSR is applied after any multiplicative effects.
[Fire: 54% 55/216] 2* flame jab on cosmic mono. each rolls dodge seperately; they count as separate actions. 35 stack 3-1 (intensity)=2 turn burn on core.
Water: 49%,0/196 Oasis
earth 40%, 0/160 golemancy
air 37% 0/148 blessing
7/? $NULL
11/75 The celestial balance
3/20 actually helping the team maybe?
3/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge]
+2 Piono
C on cooldown 1P , W on cooldown 1P , 9SE
tign: use upgrad on self to gain the ability to hide behind things W/ action- these will take damage for it, including able!- based damage. hide behind galath. extra upgrad power goes to boosting upgrad's strength.
altar: enter the tower and make the first floor more durable.
My action:
I gather energy and manifest a ton of villagers, then drop them on the zombies. based on zombie HP, this should increase hoard size by ~80. this makes the assumption that the zombie HP- to- action- strength ratio is equal to a generic entity, which may not be right.
I also give the heart of omega the colours of the universe if nobody objects.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 19, 2017 0:01:37 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, cabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (still piono btw) (40} 40/ swordy guy with lazerz (49} 49/50 not cats (2 +pi } 3/3 show 'em your cabs continuing to be afflicted by a lack of sanity, ideas and [insert puns here (this is why people write up posts before putting them in the... posty thingy)], I let you write this one up. make sure it involves cabs, and killing DE scum and stuff. [3} 3\[10] blood transfusion But I to, am of AZ, Pickaze aze. we must harm each other, as there are so few of us. and thus, pickaze aze decided never to attack me. meanwhile, Xylan went to go disprove my statement by trying to prove that I, in fact, support UZ (not realizing I was either talking about my initials, or the rapper). while he's distracted, I take the pickaze aze, turn it into a pickaΩe aΩe (the ultimate pick/axe for any omegapleb) and stab it into X's block-eyes (the pick side, that is). |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Jun 19, 2017 4:41:49 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-1/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-5 (+1 from Piono)
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
44/50
100/100 4th floor- Done
0/100 5th Floor
ME!- I Heal Heilari
Galath- Stabs the cosmic monolith
Heilari- Heals Galath
Necromancers- summon MOER ZOMBIES!
Zombies- keep building/body guarding Galath
+2Piono
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Post by joebob on Jun 19, 2017 10:19:04 GMT
Voidmist counter: 160
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 49%,0/196 Oasis
[earth 40%, 40/160 golemancy] IK its inefficient but I need to level things. if altar is in tower, give it the soul of a 40-stack golemancy golem [8,000 HP?] which it can take directly even though no summoning [~=to 2 golem souls]. if altar not in tower, 40-S rock wall for it (~8,000 HP of wall)
air 37% 0/148 blessing
8/? $NULL
13/75 The celestial balance +1 piono
4/20 actually helping the team maybe?
4/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge]
+2 Piono
C off cooldown , W off cooldown, Using, 10 SE
I decide I'm feeling Stabbity today, and begin to stab the core with the nearest object- some wet noodles. eh, it'll probably hurt them. somehow.
meanwhile, the Wisp crackles and pops a few times before spewing out a significant amount of black mages, which quickly join the Necromancers (about +200 necromancers if and only if necromancers have the same charge-to-unit ratio as their HP-per-person suggests, though since they summon things I'd guess its closer to +100?)
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Post by Piono on Jun 19, 2017 15:19:59 GMT
Please note bfury, the ASCII sword SoW should belong to JOEbob now, I gave it to him as a favor. 150/150 for A Really Bad Idea 2/10 for more sponge +1 to JOE, TOG And gueeeeesssss what time it is folks?! Time for your daily dose of Piono splitting the game balance in two. 150/150 expended for A Really Bad Idea I walk over to Siniska, twirling Rapture, swinging it all around. Siniska can clearly see the massive glow of readied charge energies surrounding me. She looks me up and down and quails in fear of just what kind of destruction I'm going to inflict upon her. I smile, and suddenly lunge forward, the "tip" of rapture aimed straight at her throat. Time slows to a crawl, it slows more and more and more... and comes to a screeching halt right as Rapture closes in on her throat. I stop, and peel off from my attack, leaving Rapture hanging in mid-air, pointed at Siniska's neck. I walk over to the side, and pull something in from off camera, it quickly becomes apparent that what I am dragging in is, in fact, a kitchen set. As in a set for a cooking tv show. Appropriate music begins playing. (You should be listening to this until the next music is posted. Just put it on loop.) "Today, wonderful viewers, we shall be preparing a very special meal. A WAAnderful feast for both the eyes and the stomach. A special Lemon and Thyme cake." "For the cake itself we'll need... 3 cups cake flour 2 ½ teaspoons baking powder ½ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon of thyme 2 cups granulated sugar 1 tablespoon lemon zest 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 3 large eggs 2 large egg whites 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ¼ cup fresh lemon juice 1 cup whole milk" "For the Lemon Curd we'll need..." ¾ cup fresh lemon juice zest of two lemons 4 large egg yolks 1 large egg 1 cup granulated sugar 6 tablespoon unsalted butter, diced "For the Thyme Syrup" "½ cup granulated sugar ½ cup water small fist-full of fresh thyme" "For the Lemon Cream Filling" 1 cup lemon curd 2 ½ cups Swiss meringue buttercream (recipe to follow) "For the Vanilla bean frosting" ½ vanilla bean, seeds scraped and the remaining Swiss meringue buttercream from the batch you'll be making. "And the Swiss Meringue butter cream will need: "6 large egg whites 1 ½ cups granulated sugar 3 cups unsalted butter, softened 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract" "First thing we need to do is preheat the oven. Since I don't have to worry about my electricity bill (it's all being paid for by the studio) I can just leave the oven on preheat while I'm doing everything else. You will also want to grease and flour a pair of cake pans, the original recipe calls for circular pans of 8 inch diameter, so we'll use that to avoid having any mishaps with the pan being too large or too small." "Next thing we do to prepare is take a large mixing bowl and sift together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Following this you'll want to add some thyme, and stir it in." I brandish my bottle, it's purple. "I have my own special thyme spice blend that I prefer to use, it gives it an extra kick. Yes, this is product placement for Waluigi Thyme, why do you ask?" I stir everything up and set the bowl aside. "Take a small bowl, and rub together the sugar and lemon zest until the zest begins to release its oils. You'll know you've done it enough when a strong lemon fragrance begins to fill the room, so you'd better hope you have nostrils. If you don't, find and/or kidnap someone who does and have them let you know when things begin to smell of lemons." "Next, take a bowl and an electric mixer, preferably with a paddle attachment. Put the butter into the bowl and blend it until it has completely smoothed out. Now add in the lemon sugar you have just finished preparing, and beat the mixture until it is light and fluffy, no, not with a stick, use the mixer. Not like that Jimmy just... ah... whatever. After that, turn your mixer down to low and mix in the vanilla, eggs, and egg whites, one at a time mind you, the previous one should be mixed in before you start on the next. And don't forget to scrape down the sides of your mixing bowl once you're done." "Now that you've done that, add into bowl half of your flour mixture and then add in the lemon juice and milk to the mixture, which you will stir until the whole thing is combined. Following this you will add in the rest of the flour mixture and mix that in on medium until you can't see any bits of flour left over at all." "Now that you have your batter, it's time to bake the cake. Take the batter and divide it between the two cake pans, and bake in the oven for about 25 minutes. After that, you should take the cakes out and let them cool for about 12 minutes." "Now, while we're waiting for the cakes to bake and cool, let's make the various filling and frostings we will need to assemble the cake." "First the Swiss Meringue Butter Cream, as that's an ingredient in two of the frostings." "Place the six large egg whites and then one and a half cups of granulated sugar into the bowl of an electric mixer and whisk them to combine them. Fill a medium saucepan with a few inches of water and bring to a simmer. Place the mixing bowl on top of the saucepan to create a double-boiler. While whisking, heat the egg mixture until it reaches about 155 to 160 degrees on a candy thermometer. "Once hot, carefully move the mixing bowl back to the mixer. Using the whisk attachment, beat the egg mixture on high until stiff peaks form and the outside of the mixing bowl returns to room temperature, this will take about 8, 9 maybe 10 minutes." "Turn the mixer to low, and begin adding in the 3 cups of softened butter, a few tablespoons at a time. Once the butter has been added and begins to incorporate, swap the whisk for the paddle attachment and add in the 2 teaspons of vanilla extract. Turn the mixer up to medium-high and mix until it's smooth. Says silky smooth on the recipe but some of you viewers from Chiron Beta Prime have never seen silk, so I won't be insensitive like that. If the mixture looks curdled, just keep mixing, your butter was probably too cold and just needs longer to warm up. If the mixture looks soupy, refrigerate it for a bit and try again; the butter was too warm." "Now that we have the Swiss Meringue Butter Cream we need the Lemon Curd so that we can make the lemon cream filling." "Just a remind the lemon curd takes: ¾ cup fresh lemon juice zest of two lemons 4 large egg yolks 1 large egg 1 cup granulated sugar 6 tablespoon unsalted butter, diced" "First, in a medium sized saucepan, nonreactive. Bring the lemon juice to a simmer in it, and then lower the heat and wait until the juice has reduced somewhat. This is an optional step, meant to increase the flavor. If you're lazy or can't afford saucepans you can just start with 2/3rds a cup of lemon juice." "Meanwhile, set aside the butter in a heat-safe container." "Whisk together ½ cup lemon juice, lemon zest, egg yolks, whole egg, and sugar in the top portion of a double-boiler or a mixing bowl over a small saucepan of simmering water. Heat and stir the mixture until it registers about 180 degrees on a candy thermometer. Using a mesh sieve, strain the mixture over the bowl containing the butter. Stir until everything is fully incorporated." "Now that you've done that, refrigerate it until it has cooled and thickened." "While we're waiting on the lemon curd to cool, let's make that Thyme Syrup shall we?" "Simply place half a cup of sugar and half a cup of water in a small saucepan, bring the water to a boil and then reduce the heat. Add in the thyme and let the whole thing simmer for about 10 minutes. After that let the thyme steep until the whole thing cools. Strain out the thyme and voila, Thyme syrup." "Now let's make the lemon cream filling and vanilla frosting." "For the lemon cream filling, simply take that cup of lemon curd we made before and 2 and a half cups of the Swiss meringue buttermilk. Mix the buttermilk until smooth, and gently fold in the lemon cream filling until the two have combined." "For the vanilla frosting mix 1/2 of a vanilla bean, mix the seeds of the vanilla bean into the remaining buttercream. You can use food coloring for the frosting if you so desire." "Now we just wait for the cakes!" The batman logo spins up and then back. "Once the cakes have cooled, carefully cut both of them in half, horizontally, to create four even layers. Generously brush each layer with the thyme syrup." "Place the bottom layer on your serving dish or cake plate, and then fill a pastry bag with some of the vanilla bean frosting. Pipe a ring of frosting around the outer top edge of the cake and fill the ring with about ¾ cup lemon cream. Dollop on a couple tablespoons of any remaining lemon curd and gently swirl it. Top with the next layer of cake and repeat. Frost the cake with the remaining vanilla bean frosting. Garnish with fresh thyme, if desired." "Now that you have constructed your lemon thyme cake, enjoy!" Now, normally this cake would be a lovely yellow and white, but... might is an odd purple color. This would be because I have used an entire dosage of waluigi thyme making it. I proceed to eat the cake in one bite for the massive waluigi thyme buff. 150/150 PLUS One dose of Tricksthyme CONSUMED Back to my regular action: Having now been empowered with waluigi thyme, a move bolstered and ensured that it would work by nature of being reinforced with a 150 post charge, I walk over back to the time stopped (heheh. Thymestopped) area, grab my sword, and suddenly with a flash of purple light, drive it home right into Siniska's neck, then twist, flipping her over with her neck as the fulcrom point, and slamming her into the ground. Rapture flares with purple light and I stare down Siniska, who is lying on the ground dead/dazed. "Don't. Touch. My. Sponge." Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 37 foodman: 35 Cyan: 10 JOE: 24 TOG: 8 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 |
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Post by Con Air on Jun 19, 2017 17:39:09 GMT
*jaw drop*
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 19, 2017 22:34:46 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (still piono btw) (41} 41/ swordy guy with lazerz (50} 50/50 not cats USING THIS I KILL ALL THE DE GUYS (that is to say, as many as possible (priorities are kill-able > non-kill-able, defending the heart > not-defending-the-heart, entities > players) in a magnificent rainbowy explosion powered by cats, contradictions, incompetence, the cheese wedge (for extra dmg, rng, spd, crit, ect), Life tm, DUCC, time based powers (somehow I make time kill things ( balefire?)), L-E's Coat's Clockwork Majyk's, the entirety of all references I ever have made and ever will make (and am making), a bomb that explodes emitting waves of the World's Funniest Joke (the MP one, that killed people), a bomb that explodes with all the heart-ache everyone across all timelines has ever felt, the power of happiness cause its summer, all the drugs Douglas Adams' must've been on, every episode of Blue's Clues, The Transformers: The Movie's purity, the greatness of the Omegabet team (which is pretty great if I do say so myself. after all, I got quite a few people to join it so...), the amount of parentheses I have used here, the strength of every attack that ever hurt Xylan, The Greatest Pun Ever, the horrors of everyone's sub-conscience, the horrors of any art I've ever created, the horrors of me speakign any language other than english, the horrors of me speakign english, the power of the grammatical and spelling mistakes I've made in this and the will power someone must have to read through this mini-paragraph-of-pain. oh, and also a gun. (1 } 1/?? show 'em your grabs [4} 4\[10] blood transfusion if I can, I pick up the Colors Of The Universe and try and paint a very special color of blue... |
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Post by joebob on Jun 19, 2017 22:38:10 GMT
the cakebake is a constant buff for piono i think, not to attack vriska. vriska is just the very end where he says 'back to my regular action' and then onwards.
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jun 22, 2017 15:34:42 GMT
Voidmist counter: 157 NOTE: since galaths attack is now [something] +10,000 (LSR) and has the *(100%+157%) voidmist boost, it either increased by 25,700 on the addition of the LSR, or LSR is applied after any multiplicative effects. [Fire: 54% 55/216] 2* flame jab on cosmic mono. each rolls dodge seperately; they count as separate actions. 35 stack 3-1 (intensity)=2 turn burn on core. Water: 49%,0/196 Oasis earth 40%, 0/160 golemancy air 37% 0/148 blessing 7/? $NULL 11/75 The celestial balance 3/20 actually helping the team maybe? 3/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge] +2 Piono C on cooldown 1P , W on cooldown 1P , 9SE tign: use upgrad on self to gain the ability to hide behind things W/ action- these will take damage for it, including able!- based damage. hide behind galath. extra upgrad power goes to boosting upgrad's strength. altar: enter the tower and make the first floor more durable. My action: I gather energy and manifest a ton of villagers, then drop them on the zombies. based on zombie HP, this should increase hoard size by ~80. this makes the assumption that the zombie HP- to- action- strength ratio is equal to a generic entity, which may not be right. I also give the heart of omega the colours of the universe if nobody objects. Both flamejabs miss due to crappy RNG, and then you spawn 80 zombies. Err, no to the last bit. I'd rather not throw a more-difficult-to-steal-than-usual artifact to an outright phaseboss. You can probably throw it to literally anything else. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, cabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (still piono btw) (40} 40/ swordy guy with lazerz (49} 49/50 not cats (2 +pi } 3/3 show 'em your cabs continuing to be afflicted by a lack of sanity, ideas and [insert puns here (this is why people write up posts before putting them in the... posty thingy)], I let you write this one up. make sure it involves cabs, and killing DE scum and stuff. [3} 3\[10] blood transfusion But I to, am of AZ, Pickaze aze. we must harm each other, as there are so few of us. and thus, pickaze aze decided never to attack me. meanwhile, Xylan went to go disprove my statement by trying to prove that I, in fact, support UZ (not realizing I was either talking about my initials, or the rapper). while he's distracted, I take the pickaze aze, turn it into a pickaΩe aΩe (the ultimate pick/axe for any omegapleb) and stab it into X's block-eyes (the pick side, that is). You deal another 10,000 damage to the Heart of the Destroyers. Wait, what? You hold your pleace, but not your place, thus, you lose your place forever. Voidmist counter: 160 Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 49%,0/196 Oasis [earth 40%, 40/160 golemancy] IK its inefficient but I need to level things. if altar is in tower, give it the soul of a 40-stack golemancy golem [8,000 HP?] which it can take directly even though no summoning [~=to 2 golem souls]. if altar not in tower, 40-S rock wall for it (~8,000 HP of wall)air 37% 0/148 blessing 8/? $NULL 13/75 The celestial balance +1 piono 4/20 actually helping the team maybe? 4/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge] +2 Piono C off cooldown , W off cooldown, Using, 10 SE I decide I'm feeling Stabbity today, and begin to stab the core with the nearest object- some wet noodles. eh, it'll probably hurt them. somehow. meanwhile, the Wisp crackles and pops a few times before spewing out a significant amount of black mages, which quickly join the Necromancers (about +200 necromancers if and only if necromancers have the same charge-to-unit ratio as their HP-per-person suggests, though since they summon things I'd guess its closer to +100?) You miss the Cosmic Monolith due to horrid RNG, and then confuse me because i have no idea what the wisp is or why it'd summon that many entities. Please note bfury, the ASCII sword SoW should belong to JOEbob now, I gave it to him as a favor. 150/150 for A Really Bad Idea 2/10 for more sponge +1 to JOE, TOG And gueeeeesssss what time it is folks?! Time for your daily dose of Piono splitting the game balance in two. 150/150 expended for A Really Bad Idea I walk over to Siniska, twirling Rapture, swinging it all around. Siniska can clearly see the massive glow of readied charge energies surrounding me. She looks me up and down and quails in fear of just what kind of destruction I'm going to inflict upon her. I smile, and suddenly lunge forward, the "tip" of rapture aimed straight at her throat. Time slows to a crawl, it slows more and more and more... and comes to a screeching halt right as Rapture closes in on her throat. I stop, and peel off from my attack, leaving Rapture hanging in mid-air, pointed at Siniska's neck. I walk over to the side, and pull something in from off camera, it quickly becomes apparent that what I am dragging in is, in fact, a kitchen set. As in a set for a cooking tv show. Appropriate music begins playing. (You should be listening to this until the next music is posted. Just put it on loop.) "Today, wonderful viewers, we shall be preparing a very special meal. A WAAnderful feast for both the eyes and the stomach. A special Lemon and Thyme cake." "For the cake itself we'll need... 3 cups cake flour 2 ½ teaspoons baking powder ½ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon of thyme 2 cups granulated sugar 1 tablespoon lemon zest 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 3 large eggs 2 large egg whites 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ¼ cup fresh lemon juice 1 cup whole milk" "For the Lemon Curd we'll need..." ¾ cup fresh lemon juice zest of two lemons 4 large egg yolks 1 large egg 1 cup granulated sugar 6 tablespoon unsalted butter, diced "For the Thyme Syrup" "½ cup granulated sugar ½ cup water small fist-full of fresh thyme" "For the Lemon Cream Filling" 1 cup lemon curd 2 ½ cups Swiss meringue buttercream (recipe to follow) "For the Vanilla bean frosting" ½ vanilla bean, seeds scraped and the remaining Swiss meringue buttercream from the batch you'll be making. "And the Swiss Meringue butter cream will need: "6 large egg whites 1 ½ cups granulated sugar 3 cups unsalted butter, softened 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract" "First thing we need to do is preheat the oven. Since I don't have to worry about my electricity bill (it's all being paid for by the studio) I can just leave the oven on preheat while I'm doing everything else. You will also want to grease and flour a pair of cake pans, the original recipe calls for circular pans of 8 inch diameter, so we'll use that to avoid having any mishaps with the pan being too large or too small." "Next thing we do to prepare is take a large mixing bowl and sift together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Following this you'll want to add some thyme, and stir it in." I brandish my bottle, it's purple. "I have my own special thyme spice blend that I prefer to use, it gives it an extra kick. Yes, this is product placement for Waluigi Thyme, why do you ask?" I stir everything up and set the bowl aside. "Take a small bowl, and rub together the sugar and lemon zest until the zest begins to release its oils. You'll know you've done it enough when a strong lemon fragrance begins to fill the room, so you'd better hope you have nostrils. If you don't, find and/or kidnap someone who does and have them let you know when things begin to smell of lemons." "Next, take a bowl and an electric mixer, preferably with a paddle attachment. Put the butter into the bowl and blend it until it has completely smoothed out. Now add in the lemon sugar you have just finished preparing, and beat the mixture until it is light and fluffy, no, not with a stick, use the mixer. Not like that Jimmy just... ah... whatever. After that, turn your mixer down to low and mix in the vanilla, eggs, and egg whites, one at a time mind you, the previous one should be mixed in before you start on the next. And don't forget to scrape down the sides of your mixing bowl once you're done." "Now that you've done that, add into bowl half of your flour mixture and then add in the lemon juice and milk to the mixture, which you will stir until the whole thing is combined. Following this you will add in the rest of the flour mixture and mix that in on medium until you can't see any bits of flour left over at all." "Now that you have your batter, it's time to bake the cake. Take the batter and divide it between the two cake pans, and bake in the oven for about 25 minutes. After that, you should take the cakes out and let them cool for about 12 minutes." "Now, while we're waiting for the cakes to bake and cool, let's make the various filling and frostings we will need to assemble the cake." "First the Swiss Meringue Butter Cream, as that's an ingredient in two of the frostings." "Place the six large egg whites and then one and a half cups of granulated sugar into the bowl of an electric mixer and whisk them to combine them. Fill a medium saucepan with a few inches of water and bring to a simmer. Place the mixing bowl on top of the saucepan to create a double-boiler. While whisking, heat the egg mixture until it reaches about 155 to 160 degrees on a candy thermometer. "Once hot, carefully move the mixing bowl back to the mixer. Using the whisk attachment, beat the egg mixture on high until stiff peaks form and the outside of the mixing bowl returns to room temperature, this will take about 8, 9 maybe 10 minutes." "Turn the mixer to low, and begin adding in the 3 cups of softened butter, a few tablespoons at a time. Once the butter has been added and begins to incorporate, swap the whisk for the paddle attachment and add in the 2 teaspons of vanilla extract. Turn the mixer up to medium-high and mix until it's smooth. Says silky smooth on the recipe but some of you viewers from Chiron Beta Prime have never seen silk, so I won't be insensitive like that. If the mixture looks curdled, just keep mixing, your butter was probably too cold and just needs longer to warm up. If the mixture looks soupy, refrigerate it for a bit and try again; the butter was too warm." "Now that we have the Swiss Meringue Butter Cream we need the Lemon Curd so that we can make the lemon cream filling." "Just a remind the lemon curd takes: ¾ cup fresh lemon juice zest of two lemons 4 large egg yolks 1 large egg 1 cup granulated sugar 6 tablespoon unsalted butter, diced" "First, in a medium sized saucepan, nonreactive. Bring the lemon juice to a simmer in it, and then lower the heat and wait until the juice has reduced somewhat. This is an optional step, meant to increase the flavor. If you're lazy or can't afford saucepans you can just start with 2/3rds a cup of lemon juice." "Meanwhile, set aside the butter in a heat-safe container." "Whisk together ½ cup lemon juice, lemon zest, egg yolks, whole egg, and sugar in the top portion of a double-boiler or a mixing bowl over a small saucepan of simmering water. Heat and stir the mixture until it registers about 180 degrees on a candy thermometer. Using a mesh sieve, strain the mixture over the bowl containing the butter. Stir until everything is fully incorporated." "Now that you've done that, refrigerate it until it has cooled and thickened." "While we're waiting on the lemon curd to cool, let's make that Thyme Syrup shall we?" "Simply place half a cup of sugar and half a cup of water in a small saucepan, bring the water to a boil and then reduce the heat. Add in the thyme and let the whole thing simmer for about 10 minutes. After that let the thyme steep until the whole thing cools. Strain out the thyme and voila, Thyme syrup." "Now let's make the lemon cream filling and vanilla frosting." "For the lemon cream filling, simply take that cup of lemon curd we made before and 2 and a half cups of the Swiss meringue buttermilk. Mix the buttermilk until smooth, and gently fold in the lemon cream filling until the two have combined." "For the vanilla frosting mix 1/2 of a vanilla bean, mix the seeds of the vanilla bean into the remaining buttercream. You can use food coloring for the frosting if you so desire." "Now we just wait for the cakes!" The batman logo spins up and then back. "Once the cakes have cooled, carefully cut both of them in half, horizontally, to create four even layers. Generously brush each layer with the thyme syrup." "Place the bottom layer on your serving dish or cake plate, and then fill a pastry bag with some of the vanilla bean frosting. Pipe a ring of frosting around the outer top edge of the cake and fill the ring with about ¾ cup lemon cream. Dollop on a couple tablespoons of any remaining lemon curd and gently swirl it. Top with the next layer of cake and repeat. Frost the cake with the remaining vanilla bean frosting. Garnish with fresh thyme, if desired." "Now that you have constructed your lemon thyme cake, enjoy!" Now, normally this cake would be a lovely yellow and white, but... might is an odd purple color. This would be because I have used an entire dosage of waluigi thyme making it. I proceed to eat the cake in one bite for the massive waluigi thyme buff. 150/150 PLUS One dose of Tricksthyme CONSUMED Back to my regular action: Having now been empowered with waluigi thyme, a move bolstered and ensured that it would work by nature of being reinforced with a 150 post charge, I walk over back to the time stopped (heheh. Thymestopped) area, grab my sword, and suddenly with a flash of purple light, drive it home right into Siniska's neck, then twist, flipping her over with her neck as the fulcrom point, and slamming her into the ground. Rapture flares with purple light and I stare down Siniska, who is lying on the ground dead/dazed. "Don't. Touch. My. Sponge." Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 37 foodman: 35 Cyan: 10 JOE: 24 TOG: 8 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 You become even more massively op oh god why am i dopping on 5 hours of sleep endless hotel loop intensifeosYour jaw falls on the floor. You should probably pick it up. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (still piono btw) (41} 41/ swordy guy with lazerz (50} 50/50 not cats USING THIS I KILL ALL THE DE GUYS (that is to say, as many as possible (priorities are kill-able > non-kill-able, defending the heart > not-defending-the-heart, entities > players) in a magnificent rainbowy explosion powered by cats, contradictions, incompetence, the cheese wedge (for extra dmg, rng, spd, crit, ect), Life tm, DUCC, time based powers (somehow I make time kill things ( balefire?)), L-E's Coat's Clockwork Majyk's, the entirety of all references I ever have made and ever will make (and am making), a bomb that explodes emitting waves of the World's Funniest Joke (the MP one, that killed people), a bomb that explodes with all the heart-ache everyone across all timelines has ever felt, the power of happiness cause its summer, all the drugs Douglas Adams' must've been on, every episode of Blue's Clues, The Transformers: The Movie's purity, the greatness of the Omegabet team (which is pretty great if I do say so myself. after all, I got quite a few people to join it so...), the amount of parentheses I have used here, the strength of every attack that ever hurt Xylan, The Greatest Pun Ever, the horrors of everyone's sub-conscience, the horrors of any art I've ever created, the horrors of me speakign any language other than english, the horrors of me speakign english, the power of the grammatical and spelling mistakes I've made in this and the will power someone must have to read through this mini-paragraph-of-pain. oh, and also a gun. (1 } 1/?? show 'em your grabs [4} 4\[10] blood transfusion if I can, I pick up the Colors Of The Universe and try and paint a very special color of blue...The DE entity pool is already super-thin, so you murderate the core and deal 2 damage to the monolith. You pick it up, then paint a very special color of blue indeed onto an undefined object of not being defined. the cakebake is a constant buff for piono i think, not to attack vriska. vriska is just the very end where he says 'back to my regular action' and then onwards. /NULL
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child silences the blindman's scroll for 10,000 damage. The Blindman's Scroll buffes LoLaTsprite's evasion by 20%. LoLaTsprite begins a long chain of entities sniping the Cosmic Monolith, and proceeds to roll a one. The Necromancers Necromance. Galath misses the cosmic monolith. I have not rolled a value above 50 so far. Heilari heals themselves for 7,000 HP. The Core regrets dying. The Cosmic Monolith lasers the Rock Wall for 5,000 damage. The Kent manages to avoid killing his friend but lacks orders. The Heart of Omegabet snipes the cosmic monolith, leaving the Heart of Destruction unguarded. The Heart of Destruction laments the entire destroyer side being dead, before exploding the Blindman's Scroll for 30,000 damage, increasing beatspeed by 3, lasering Heilari for 4,000 damage, missing the Evasive Ninja with an off-hand laser, and slaying LoLaTSprite.
PLOT!
those EOTBs sure are getting short
i did this dop on five hours of sleep
future dops should be less delayed
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 70,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral!
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 15,000/10,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 30,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] Evasive Ninja [x1] - 0.5/1 HP. 94% evasion chance. [Ninja Techniques: Can disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in other places].
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll - 15,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 2/3.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x212) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance. Enhanced Constructors: [l].
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x8) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - 14,000/25,000 HP. Heals instead of attacking. Able! Enhanced Healing: [|]
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 79,500/108,000 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. {A} Lost Sword Replica. Bodyguarded by Zombies (x36) - 12/12 HP
[Ω] [JOEbob] tign 3,001/8,001 HP 3/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] Able! In the fortress!
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 3,000/3,000 HP???
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 8/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 3 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [Ω] Rock Wall 3,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 3/6.
[Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,090,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] Giant Sponge: 52,000/61,000 HP. Able? Under the Sea: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] Siniska - 12/12 HP. Flourite Octet [Rolls 8d8s to decide attacks]. SINGROWTH: 8/10. No arm.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!] [-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!] [Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge. {A} The Colors of the Universe [Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. . [N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 8/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll]. [N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 1/2 Turns.
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 9/10 Turns.
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 3/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time.
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 28/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: Waaaa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 3/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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Post by joebob on Jun 22, 2017 15:36:05 GMT
Fire: 57% 0/228
[Water: 49%,49/196 Oasis] I use Heal on blindsmans scroll [49 stacks].
earth 43%, 0/172 golemancy
air 37% 0/148 blessing
9/? $NULL
15/75 The celestial balance +1 piono
5/20 actually helping the team maybe?
5/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge]
+2 Piono
C off cooldown using , W on cooldown 1p, 11SE
Core manifests a golem which is promptly eaten by the altar of the cycle.
Tign continues to hide behind me.
altar of the cycle continues to build the fortress from the ruins.
FIRST, I pick up the colours of the universe and give them to TOG.
if i can do more then:
I walk to the heart of destruction and take out a large syringe filled with sedatives. this syringe[/sedative amount] is about 1/2 the size of the heart of destruction. I proceed to cast several wards and create an anti pseudogodmodding field, to the best of my ability, and locate a vein. I push the syringe, slowly and carefully since this is delicate work, into the vein, and then start injecting sedative. the blue fluid floats out of the syringes tip and quickly dissipates, like food coloring in a medium-sized stream. the heart continues to beat, sending the sedative everywhere, but this shouldn't do anything, right..? it doesn't have any of the areas normally affected?
well, yes, i suppose, but I'm Magic. ...and so is the sedative. despite all logic, the sedative produces an emergent reaction that sedates the heart, causing its beat speed to fall. doesn't the whole beat speed thing seem ominous?
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Jun 22, 2017 15:43:49 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-2/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-5
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
45/50
50/100 5th Floor
ME!- I Heal Galath
Galath- Stabs the Heart of destruction
Heilari- Heals Galath
Necromancers- summon MORE ZOMBIES!
Zombies- 150 zombies are building rest are body gaurding
+2Piono
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Post by Piono on Jun 22, 2017 16:02:52 GMT
7/10 for more sponge
+1 to JOE, TOG
I pick up the colours of the universe since nobody on Omegabet seems to want it. Nevermind, TOG wants it. Guess UNLIMITED POWER will have to wait.
I also pre-emptively, for redstone, walk up to Heilari, spaz around for a few second, crackling with purple lightning and fire from thyme empoweredness, and suddenly spaz forward, smashing my sword straight through heilari's chest.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 30
foodman: 35
Cyan: 10
JOE: 26
TOG: 10
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest:2
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Post by redstonetam15 on Jun 22, 2017 22:16:45 GMT
57/100 Arcana Orbis (+1 from Piano)
4/14 And a Dash of Entropy
1/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos
+1 Piono, +1 to Masked
Judas walks up to Piono. His face suddenly becomes derpier.
hai can u pls killls heelaru-chan please thanks piono-chan
He then turns to the Fortress.
i calls upon le power of alkj;dlkgjadlgkjd;lgksfjg;lakfjhld;akgjasd;lkfjldjfaslfkjasldkffa;;ahuadskgnklagkjshakbar to slap the Fortress very harsd even tho that isnt hau it works
What.
Judas's face becomes normal again.
I called upon the power of Memery.
Memery?! That's even more potent than Void magic!
Suddenly, a wave of dank memes come to make the Fortress have a bad time and possibly even tign.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 22, 2017 22:51:53 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Colors of the Universe: its... an artifact. so yay Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (still piono btw) (42} 42/ swordy guy with lazerz (1} 1/ a special shade of blue(2 +Pi } 3/3 show 'em your grabs Lvl3:skPro:[show 'em your grabs] I the Proceed to show 'em (Xylan) your (my) grabs (me grabbing things (the colors of the universe and The LMCW)). he is so impressed by my grabs that he doesnt move to stop my next actions, those being painting (painting) the town (Battlefield) red (with blood) using my (now red) LMCW. that is to say, my RLMCW is stabbed into the heart of DE, and it explodes into a huge gory mess all over everywhere. [5} 5\[10] blood transfusion since X is still distracted, I use the undefined object of not being defined (that was painted a very special color of blue indeed) to bludgeon him to death. as he's unable to identify it, he fails to find a way to defend against it. not that that matters, as he was distracted. he still survives the whole dying thing with not but a scratch on him (but a scratch none the less. a very painful one) |
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Post by joebob on Jun 23, 2017 13:26:24 GMT
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
earth 43%, 0/172 golemancy
[air 37% 37/148 blessing] 30 stack air dash on blindmans scroll [temp dodge].
10/? $NULL
16/75 The celestial balance
6/20 actually helping the team maybe?
6/10 :/
+2 Piono
C on cooldown 1P , W off cooldown [+1S] , 12SE
I walk over to the heart of destruction and hand it a heart-healing device. huh?
HAHAHAHa. No. this "heart-healing" device will, on activation, summon a version of myself from aanother world who was imitating pionobot's happy murder rampage mode.
as the saying goes, "Thats.... a lot of blood.".
thats probably not actually the saying, but idk where it was... so ye.
the heart becomes more deader then it was before the"heart-healing"device was turned on.
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