ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 9, 2017 18:09:21 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] the Colors of the Universe
+2 AC, cause birthdays are things that exist (47 +Joe} 51/  swordy guy with lazerz (7 +Pi} 8/ a special shade of blue (5 } 5/6 show 'em your dabs [10} 10\[10] blood transfusion . My summon is upgraded with the power of existing. yay. I float up above Xylan and activate the Dirt-Spindled-Cairo-Overcoat, hoping to bludgeon him to death with it. |
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jul 9, 2017 19:08:08 GMT
Voidmist: 181 Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis [earth 50%, 50/200 golemancy] make 2.5 more souls and dump them in the altar- that should bring it up to 19.5 if i recall.air 50% 40/200 blessing 20/20 $NULL +4/4 tigncharge = lets begin 24/24 An orb of blackgrey energy appears above my hand. network, noticing the orb, unhosts galath [-50K galathHP] and walks to the orb, before grabbing it. network gained passive: void shield; for every voidmist, get .01 of an AC [as such, current AC boost is 1.81 AC [-3,620 damage to enemy attacks.]. N e t w o r k proceeds to host in the coming summon of incarnate 21/75 The celestial balance 3/? tign NEW: ice blade 1/? 4/5 blimy +2 TOG C offCD , W offCD 3 SE I help tign [who finishes the entity charge he started w/ his action.] and it reaches 4/4 and combines with $NULL. Incarnate happens... 78,000 HP of entitys at Least was used. Vandeer Lorde, Evil Incarnate [expected] 70,000/70,000 HP 1/5 Ice blast Special bar: W _ASD then network happens... Vandeer Lorde, Evils Incarnation 120,000/120,000 HP 1.81 AC 1/5 Ice Blast Special bar: W _ASD that is, then he gets more HP... And Then I take the sword of el doggeron and move it from galath to Vandeer... Vandeer: use Attack [ [4000 + 181% = ~11,200 (because network gives +1% damage per current voidmist and voidmist is at 181 so yeah.) damage per hit] on JOEbot If it has the equivalent of 30,000 HP or more remaining , else Attack the blood elemental. I assume the sword of el doggeron would only apply to one of the attacks because otherwise an multihit entity using it would decimate anything and possibly even out-compete piono. Vandeer Lorde, Incarnation of evil rises from the darkest of dungeoned depths. Network shifts, as does the sword. 8/10 for more sponge +2 to redstone I twirl my sword around, and stick it in the ground. JOEbot huh? Well I can't let this stand. I flash-step over to the JOEbot, fist raised to deal out some serious hurt... when the earth, thanks to my planting of Rapture a few seconds before, launches up in front of me. My fist makes contact with the rock, and it all explodes outwards in a massive flash that smashes into JOEbot. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 33 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 32 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 JOEbot takes 3 damages 63/100 Arcana Orbis (+4 from Piono) 6/14 And a Dash of Entropy 3/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos +2 Piono Judas teleports behind Galath and summons a Space Dragon. The Space Dragon stomps on Galath before flying into SPACE!. Galath takes 3,000 damage. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] the Colors of the Universe
+2 AC, cause birthdays are things that exist (46} 46/ swordy guy with lazerz (6 } 6/ a special shade of blue (4 } 4/6 show 'em your dabs [9} 9\[10] blood transfusion I drown the heart of destruction with paint from the colors of the universe. Paint made with lead. it dies. It takes 10,000 damage, which is then redirected to the blood elemental. Voidmist: 184 Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis [earth 53%, 53/212 golemancy] 15 earth makes a rock wall for vandeer.air 50% 40/200 blessing 22/75 The celestial balance 4/? tign ice blade 2/? 5/5 blimy I upgrade tign to have upgrad be stronger, then ask what the equivalent charge to a use of upgrad is. tign continues hiding behind me. +2 TOG C onCD , W onCD 3 SE I decide to give the TOG 2 some nice armor plating to simultaneously reinforce its HP and make it more friendly towards me & the omegabet in general. An equal to upgrad would be, say, a 9 charge or so? Due to your EXTREME EFFORT:tm: you give the TOG 2 exactly 1 millimeter of armor. Nice going. 10/10 for more sponge 1/10 for more sponge +2 to redstone 10/10 for more sponge: You know the drill, the giant sponge becomes more. The JOEbot becomes less, via subtraction of its legs by method of Rapture application. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 35 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 32 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 The Sponge becomes More. JOEbot takes 2 damage, and is rendered legless. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] the Colors of the Universe
+2 AC, cause birthdays are things that exist (47 +Joe} 51/ swordy guy with lazerz (7 +Pi} 8/ a special shade of blue (5 } 5/6 show 'em your dabs [10} 10\[10] blood transfusion . My summon is upgraded with the power of existing. yay. I float up above Xylan and activate the Dirt-Spindled-Cairo-Overcoat, hoping to bludgeon him to death with it. You'll have to resumbit your summon, sorry. Xylan pulls out his Biggest Bludgeon. Due to it's IMMENSE SIZE, the cairo overcoat's insecurity's about being a bludgeon causing it to wrap around you in a stranglehold, before fleeing.
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child silences the necromancers and zombies. The attack on the blood elemental continues, and with the help of Vandeer, deals another 50000 damage. Brimstone activates, and the blood elemental's center tears open, revealing an eye that, rather charmingly, has blood gushing out of wherever it's pupil would normally be, moments before firing a red laser that proceeds to incinerate the Blindman's scroll and deal 10000 damage to Galath. The Heart of Destruction opts to simply increase it's beatspeed by one. MORE demands MOAR. ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 67,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral! Held by TOG.
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 15,000/10,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 30,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - is a corpse, awaiting replacement or resummon.
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 41,000/51,000 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. 25% dodge enhancement!
[Ω] [JOEbob] thin 3,501/9,001 HP 3/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] 2]3/8 88 Able! In the fortress! (hey look an accidental over 9000 meme)
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 15,000/15,000 HP
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 10/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 15 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [Ω] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 6/8.
[Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,000,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] - Blood Elemental - 130,000/200,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Heart of Destruction! Brimstone: 4/4.
[Δ] - JOEbot; 0/5 HP. Weath Ray mk.2: 0/2. Dead?
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] More: 100,000/100,000 HP. Able? MOAR: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).[N] [JOEbob] Vandeer Lorde, Incarnation of Evil 120,000/120,000 HP 1.81 AC 1/5 Ice Blast Special bar: W (6, A Rank)
[N] another corpse.
[N] TOG 2 - 30,000/30,000. Gazing upon the Way of the TOG. Loyal to TOG.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!] [-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!] [Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge. {A} The Colors of the Universe [Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. . [N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 10/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll]. [N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
︻デ┳═ーーー
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 2/2 Turns. READY!
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 10/10 Turns. READY!
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time. READY
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 33/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 10/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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Post by joebob on Jul 9, 2017 19:09:51 GMT
Voidmist: 187 Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 56%, 38/224 golemancy [air 50% 90/200 blessing] Air blessing on vandeer! since the +10% to galath was apparently decreased, i'd estimate like +15% dodge? this costs 50 air.30/75 The celestial balance +2 pi oh no +5 brib 10/? tign +5 birb ice blade 8/? +5 birb 6/6 blimy i said +5 birb 'Blimy i said' finishes up and turns into a little ball of light, before being absorbed by tign and giving a "new" special, which instead of functioning normally [and needing to fill up to some amount before use] gets stronger the longer its been charged. this special "replaces" 88. 88 now converts tign into an artifact of my choice instead of whatever it was before, i forget. +2 Pi Oh No C offCD , W offCD 4 SE I use special! the core and wisp discharge a burst of their own energy, the core's stone and earth, while the wisp discharges raw energy, Tinted towards ice and glyph. the ice bolt hits vandeer straight on and he staggers back, collapsing to the ground, then opens his eyes again. they glow Icy blue, unlike the dark monochrome voidmist of the rest of his body. the earthen energy swirls around him and vanishes, amplifying the ice bolt instead of doing anything of its own. ... who knows what that did. Store RP( ripoff points): TOG: 13 Foodman: 7 edit: Piono: 2 ""edit2: GM: 20."" other: 0 \/ New Stuff Added! look if you caer! \/ "Why Hello there everyone!"
"I'm afraid that the game as is is too favoured to the omegabet..."
"so I'm going to have to swap to destroyer[Δ]."
"haha, just kidding."
"shoulda seen the looks on your faces! : P"
"No, I'm going to be a neutral ([N]) now, as that removes vandeer lorde, evil incarnate and network from you, leaving the omegabet less overpowered, without also moving them to the destroyers and making them overpowered."
"Now then..."
"I do want to capitalise on unalignedness, so..."
"I'm opening a shop!"
"1 +1 would obviously count as a single point in the shop. bulk charges whenever I state a need will be worth more then their "weight" in charge."
"3 points will be a single mookspawner use... which is worth about 5 charges."
"A use of special is 25 points... and worth 25 charges."
"and in general if you want to buy from me just ask."
"minor note. if you have some non-+1 thing to offer me, ask and it’ll say how many points it'll count as."
"note: vandeers action is currently worth an average of 35,490 damage, before applying upgrad's accuracy boost... so its not going to that cheap to decide. also, if I find vandeer has an opportunity to finish off a powerful entity, such as the blood elemental, he will do so unless heavy bribing happens because their probably dead anyway and network means it'll be a pretty big health [and possibly damage] boost for him."
"one final note before I stop talking. once vandeer lorde's special gets to S, he gains Sneakslash...
which has a 20% chance to bypass bodyblocking and deals (10,000 *1.95 = 19,500) 19K damage at current voidmist levels. I'm unlikely to use it unasked since it gives less special then Attack, but keep that in mind."
Note: Vandeer's attacks should be 95% stronger then base at this rounds end, and his AC [though this is rather minor] will rise to 1.90 AC. Entity orders! If nobody buys an action w/ points, Vandeer will use Attack on JoeBot if it can take damage, else a random target with enough HP to take 4 hits from it (that is, Attack). facimiles of me are not aloud. NOTE: If blood elemental is at 34,000 HP or less, vandeer attacks it. tign uses upgrad on vandeer! give him +accuracy on all attacks- many of them are too likely to miss for my tastes. why did i make them that way? uhhhhh.... Look, a distaction! tign also hides behind vandeer for protection. altar absorbs the fortress so it'll have morethen0 souls and also be able to build walls, getting ~4 souls from it, before building a wall for itself. I decide to be actually neutral, and teleport at the tower before slashing at the entrance with the keksword several times and warping its walls into a cake, before returning.... Unless someone orders an attack on any non-tower entity, in which case I teleport to that entity and initiate the god cutter [AWW3] combo on them, stunlocking them for a short time and leaving a weird pattern of cake-edged wounds. |
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Post by Piono on Jul 10, 2017 14:21:29 GMT
4/10 for more sponge
1/150 for stuff
1/150 for more stuff
1/150 for even more stuff
+2 to JOE
I'm... getting a little bored. Not a lot's been happening and I don't really have much to waste use my incredible powers on. But whatever, I'll keep slugging away until I get inspiration. I stab the Blood Elemental in the face until its face falls off and dies.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 35
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 34
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
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Post by joebob on Jul 13, 2017 11:45:10 GMT
Voidmist: 190
[Fire: 57% 57/228] 7 Stack fireball
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
earth 56%, 38/224 golemancy
air 53% 40/212 blessing
31/75 The celestial balance
11/? tign
ice blade 9/?
new: floop 1/?
+2 Pi Oh No
C onCD 3 , W onCD 3 4 SE
Store RP( ripoff points):
TOG: 13
Foodman: 7
Piono: 2
I roll a random number generator for targeting...
and roll "minor Ωmegabet attack", so I toss a fireball at galath.
unlessofcoursesomeonebuysmyactionthenithrowafireballatwhoevertheywant.
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 13, 2017 14:08:36 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] the Colors of the Universe
+Pipopo (52 } 52/ swordy guy with lazerz (9} 9/ a special shade of blue (6 } 6/10 show 'em your dabs [10} 10\[10] blood transfusion (11?/ ) can I just take the TOG II as my summon. I mean, it sa summon. and its loyal to me. might as well be, right? I go and find, clean off and put on the Cairo Overcoat, because getting it took time and I dont want to lose it. the fact that it's sentient is nice, though. I dip the Skeleton Brush in a nice bit of Fluorescent Radium Green, as sticking to the color scheme is important. I then proceed to apply the Skeleton Brush to a few B100d elementals, killing them with a large, green, radioactive flail. |
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Post by redstonetam15 on Jul 13, 2017 19:17:47 GMT
64/100 Arcana Orbis
7/14 And a Dash of Entropy
4/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos
+2 Piono
Judas slaps the tower.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 13, 2017 21:08:35 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather
+Pipopo (53 +Jo } 57/ swordy guy with lazerz (10} 10/ a special shade of blue (7 } 7/10 show 'em your dabs [10} 10\[10] blood transfusion (12?/ ) can I just take the TOG II as my summon. I mean, it's a summon. and its loyal to me. might as well be, right? as an experiment, I use Denito Surrexit (god, figuring out how to spell that was torture), the colors of the universe, the cairo overcoat and the RLMCW to stab at some blood elementals. |
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Post by Piono on Jul 14, 2017 3:20:17 GMT
5/10 for more sponge
10/150 for stuff
2/150 for more stuff
2/150 for even more stuff
+1 to redstone and TOG
I stab the blood elemental with Rapture again.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 37
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 36
TOG: 18
enerald_mann: 28
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jul 16, 2017 22:53:42 GMT
Voidmist: 187 Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 56%, 38/224 golemancy [air 50% 90/200 blessing] Air blessing on vandeer! since the +10% to galath was apparently decreased, i'd estimate like +15% dodge? this costs 50 air.30/75 The celestial balance +2 pi oh no +5 brib 10/? tign +5 birb ice blade 8/? +5 birb 6/6 blimy i said +5 birb 'Blimy i said' finishes up and turns into a little ball of light, before being absorbed by tign and giving a "new" special, which instead of functioning normally [and needing to fill up to some amount before use] gets stronger the longer its been charged. this special "replaces" 88. 88 now converts tign into an artifact of my choice instead of whatever it was before, i forget. +2 Pi Oh No C offCD , W offCD 4 SE I use special! the core and wisp discharge a burst of their own energy, the core's stone and earth, while the wisp discharges raw energy, Tinted towards ice and glyph. the ice bolt hits vandeer straight on and he staggers back, collapsing to the ground, then opens his eyes again. they glow Icy blue, unlike the dark monochrome voidmist of the rest of his body. the earthen energy swirls around him and vanishes, amplifying the ice bolt instead of doing anything of its own. ... who knows what that did. Store RP( ripoff points): TOG: 13 Foodman: 7 edit: Piono: 2 ""edit2: GM: 20."" other: 0 \/ New Stuff Added! look if you caer! \/ "Why Hello there everyone!"
"I'm afraid that the game as is is too favoured to the omegabet..."
"so I'm going to have to swap to destroyer[Δ]."
"haha, just kidding."
"shoulda seen the looks on your faces! : P"
"No, I'm going to be a neutral ([N]) now, as that removes vandeer lorde, evil incarnate and network from you, leaving the omegabet less overpowered, without also moving them to the destroyers and making them overpowered."
"Now then..."
"I do want to capitalise on unalignedness, so..."
"I'm opening a shop!"
"1 +1 would obviously count as a single point in the shop. bulk charges whenever I state a need will be worth more then their "weight" in charge."
"3 points will be a single mookspawner use... which is worth about 5 charges."
"A use of special is 25 points... and worth 25 charges."
"and in general if you want to buy from me just ask."
"minor note. if you have some non-+1 thing to offer me, ask and it’ll say how many points it'll count as."
"note: vandeers action is currently worth an average of 35,490 damage, before applying upgrad's accuracy boost... so its not going to that cheap to decide. also, if I find vandeer has an opportunity to finish off a powerful entity, such as the blood elemental, he will do so unless heavy bribing happens because their probably dead anyway and network means it'll be a pretty big health [and possibly damage] boost for him."
"one final note before I stop talking. once vandeer lorde's special gets to S, he gains Sneakslash...
which has a 20% chance to bypass bodyblocking and deals (10,000 *1.95 = 19,500) 19K damage at current voidmist levels. I'm unlikely to use it unasked since it gives less special then Attack, but keep that in mind."
Note: Vandeer's attacks should be 95% stronger then base at this rounds end, and his AC [though this is rather minor] will rise to 1.90 AC. Entity orders! If nobody buys an action w/ points, Vandeer will use Attack on JoeBot if it can take damage, else a random target with enough HP to take 4 hits from it (that is, Attack). facimiles of me are not aloud. NOTE: If blood elemental is at 34,000 HP or less, vandeer attacks it. tign uses upgrad on vandeer! give him +accuracy on all attacks- many of them are too likely to miss for my tastes. why did i make them that way? uhhhhh.... Look, a distaction! tign also hides behind vandeer for protection. altar absorbs the fortress so it'll have morethen0 souls and also be able to build walls, getting ~4 souls from it, before building a wall for itself. I decide to be actually neutral, and teleport at the tower before slashing at the entrance with the keksword several times and warping its walls into a cake, before returning.... Unless someone orders an attack on any non-tower entity, in which case I teleport to that entity and initiate the god cutter [AWW3] combo on them, stunlocking them for a short time and leaving a weird pattern of cake-edged wounds. You shock everyone with this amazing defection, causing you to gain 5+ to all charges for reasons unknown. You also deal 7000 damage to the Entrance. 4/10 for more sponge 1/150 for stuff 1/150 for more stuff 1/150 for even more stuff +2 to JOE I'm... getting a little bored. Not a lot's been happening and I don't really have much to waste use my incredible powers on. But whatever, I'll keep slugging away until I get inspiration. I stab the Blood Elemental in the face until its face falls off and dies. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 35 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 34 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 The blood elemental's face falls off. Sadly, it's face is only worth 20,000 HP. Voidmist: 190 [Fire: 57% 57/228] 7 Stack fireballWater: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 56%, 38/224 golemancy air 53% 40/212 blessing 31/75 The celestial balance 11/? tign ice blade 9/? new: floop 1/? +2 Pi Oh No C onCD 3 , W onCD 3 4 SE Store RP( ripoff points): TOG: 13 Foodman: 7 Piono: 2 I roll a random number generator for targeting... and roll "minor Ωmegabet attack", so I toss a fireball at galath. unlessofcoursesomeonebuysmyactionthenithrowafireballatwhoevertheywant. Galath takes a whopping 20,000 damage! ...Did i say 20,000? I seem to have accidentally added an extra 0. Whoops. Hold on just a sec, let me correct that... Galath takes a whopping 2,000 damage! to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] the Colors of the Universe
+Pipopo (52 } 52/ swordy guy with lazerz (9} 9/ a special shade of blue (6 } 6/10 show 'em your dabs [10} 10\[10] blood transfusion (11?/ ) can I just take the TOG II as my summon. I mean, it sa summon. and its loyal to me. might as well be, right? I go and find, clean off and put on the Cairo Overcoat, because getting it took time and I dont want to lose it. the fact that it's sentient is nice, though. I dip the Skeleton Brush in a nice bit of Fluorescent Radium Green, as sticking to the color scheme is important. I then proceed to apply the Skeleton Brush to a few B100d elementals, killing them with a large, green, radioactive flail. You take the TOG II as your summon, and add 15,000 HP to it. You put on the CAIRO OVERCOAT, becoming LORD ENGLISH. It is now everyones objective to NOT DESTROY YOU, because LORD ENGLISH left the game ten years ago. One of the felt come with a bowl of various balls to cycle with your eyes. You then deal another 10,000 damage to the blood elemental. 64/100 Arcana Orbis 7/14 And a Dash of Entropy 4/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos +2 Piono Judas slaps the tower. The tower's fourth floor takes 2,000 damage. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather
+Pipopo (53 +Jo } 57/ swordy guy with lazerz (10} 10/ a special shade of blue (7 } 7/10 show 'em your dabs [10} 10\[10] blood transfusion (12?/ ) can I just take the TOG II as my summon. I mean, it's a summon. and its loyal to me. might as well be, right? as an experiment, I use Denito Surrexit (god, figuring out how to spell that was torture), the colors of the universe, the cairo overcoat and the RLMCW to stab at some blood elementals. The Blood elemental takes 10,000 damage! 5/10 for more sponge 10/150 for stuff 2/150 for more stuff 2/150 for even more stuff +1 to redstone and TOG I stab the blood elemental with Rapture again. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 37 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 36 TOG: 18 enerald_mann: 28 The blood elemental takes 20,000 damage again
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child deals another 10,000 damage to Galath. The siege continues, and the blood elemental just outright implodes, because honestly? I already have a good enough idea for the next milestone and the Blood Elemental was a grindfest that was also boring. Vandeer Lorde is given STORMTROOPER TRAINING BY THIN, and gains 6 special. The Heart of Destruction decides the Destroyer Side is in serious need of reviving, and summons a couple of Crimson Antlions to begin the process proper. ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 67,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral! Held by TOG.
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 13,000/15,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 23,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - is a corpse, awaiting replacement or resummon.
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 30,000/51,000 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. 25% dodge enhancement!
[Ω] [ThatOtherGuy] TOG 2 - 45,000/45,000. Gazing upon the Way of the TOG. Loyal to TOG. Closed in to: None!
[n] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 15,000/15,000 HP
• [n] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 0/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 4 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [n] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 6/8. [Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,000,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] - Crimson Antillions - 10,000/10,000 x3. Can construct an Antillion Hive.
[Δ] - JOEbot; 0/5 HP. Weath Ray mk.2: 0/2. Dead?
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] More: 100,000/100,000 HP. Able? MOAR: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [JOEbob] thin 3,501/9,001 HP 3/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] 2]3/8 88 Able! In the fortress! (hey look an accidental over 9000 meme)
[N] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 15,000/15,000 HP
• [N] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 10/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 15 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [N] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] [JOEbob] Vandeer Lorde, Incarnation of Evil 120,000/120,000 HP 1.9 AC 2/5 Ice Blast Special bar: W (12, A+ Rank) Stormtrooper Training I: 10% accuracy bonus. Each time the accuracy bonus causes the roll to succeed, remove 2% accuracy. For every further instance of success, halve the bonus. Windy Dodging: 15% evasion bonus.
[N] another corpse.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy totally 100% lord english - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge. {A} The Colors of the Universe {A} Cairo Overcoat
[Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. .
[N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 10/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll].
[N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
︻デ┳═ーーー
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 2/2 Turns. READY!
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 10/10 Turns. READY!
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time. READY
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 34/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 10/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 16, 2017 23:56:22 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats
Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather (to be used at a later date (secret plan))
, Skeleton Brush/Flail (coming soon, to a corpse near you), Admiral's Cap, tons of candy corn (in the CO)
+2 Froodman
(58 +pi } 59/60 swordy guy with lazerz
(11} 11/ a special shade of blue
(8 } 8/20(?) making the skeleton brush a charged thing, to be used in conjunction with the CotU, because that's a good idea.
[1} 1\[10] A special shade of blue/fusing machine
[1} 1\[10] Psionic Amps (cause I'm nice)
as my First Official act as LORD ENGLISH, I re-brand! changing all the Greens to Blues and my name to LORD FRENCH! I then proceed to make a list of demands:
I then proceed to take the cycling eye-balls, and shove one into the hole I carved into my forehead.
way cooler.
I save the other one for later, and send the Felt member on his way, ensuring he's not harmed, as I'll need him later.
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Post by joebob on Jul 17, 2017 1:01:02 GMT
Voidmist: 193
[Fire: 60% 110/240] flame jab the crimson ant-lions. vandeer didn't attack the destroyers last round, so gotta get them now.
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
earth 56%, 38/224 golemancy
air 53% 40/212 blessing
34/75 The celestial balance +1 rs +1 piono
12/? tign
ice blade 10/?
floop 2/?
+2 Pi Oh No
C onCD 2 , W onCD 2 5 SE
Store RP( ripoff points):
TOG: 13
Foodman: 7
Piono: 3
Redstone: 1
Vandeer lorde uses Attack, targeting the heart since its got more then 'nuff HP for all the hits to land without killing. each hit is 7,920 now. the antlions probably won't be able to block all of it anyway.
Tign starts an entity charge for efficiency, 1/3 tginz
Altar of the cycle builds up the fortress, i don't recall how much per soul tho.
I rooooll the dicerandom.org...
and roll 3 (1=omegabet, 2 = reroll or [N])- destroyer attack. lets see the intensity...
11(out of 15 max) minutes of work. alright then.
translation from english to ""hebrew"" took it from 11 to 18. oh well.
I walk over to the antlions and start singing as I do so...
"Theres a hole in the bucket, loo-o-ok a-aants theres a hole in the bucket the fluid flows out."
[yesh cho-ore ba dlie tabite al zeh [ant word unknown] yesh cho-ore bah dlie ha maiem zormeim]
the antlions are forced to respond "then block it oh JO-OE oh JO-OE oh JO-OE block it oh JO-OE blo-o-ock the hole."
[as listome oto Jo-oe oh oh JO-OE oh JO-OE listome et zeh oh JO-OE iem yesh chore as liestome
"With what shall I block it oh lions oh ants with what shall I block it oh lions I ask."
[Iem mah liestome oh אַריֵה oh [ants] iem mah liestome tagido lie mah."
"with stra-aw oh JOE oh JOE oh JOE , with a straw oh JOE block it with a straw."
[Iem cha-ash oh JOE oh JOE oh JOE, iem ca-ash oh JOE liestome iem c(h)ash]
"the straw is too short, loo-ook dear Lions the straw is too short so what shall I do?"
"ha ca-ash hou cataan tabiet al zeh אַריֵה ha caash catan as mah la-a-sot]
"Glue it oh JOE, oh bo-ob Oh JOE, glue it oh JOE, if its too short then glue it."
[i'mstopinnow]
"from where shall I get the glu-ue oh lions oh ants where shall I get the glue from please tell me dear friends"
"Fr om our in-nnn a inards de- dear J- JOE deAr JoE from o- our inards de-ear j-joe get the glue from our inards."
"If your-r quite su-ure oh Lions oh Ants if you-ou insist I'll do as you say."
I smile oh-so-deviously and leap at the first of the lions, arm ablaze, and jab my hand it. I close it around their heart and rip it out, then use the blood as glue- blood clots, doesn't it? having fixed the bucket, I sigh apologetically, put the antlion heart in the bucket and toss it at the lion, which is barely still alive. the heart then explodes a brilliant blue and destroys the antlion, possibly also dealing damage to its allys
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Post by redstonetam15 on Jul 17, 2017 2:27:25 GMT
66/100 Arcana Orbis (+1 from Piono)
8/14 And a Dash of Entropy
5/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos
+1 to JOE and Piano
Judas looks over at the damage that JOE has done.
Not exactly someone I can ally with, but at the very least someone I can trust besides the overlord dude.
Judas then looks back. He takes out a weird looking staff with cool and new circles and whacks Galath with it.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jul 17, 2017 11:54:34 GMT
(I want to get back into the swing of things but I'm gonna need a tl;dr of the stuff that happened while I was gone)
/null
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 17, 2017 12:49:20 GMT
oh oh oh oh I know!
its... uhhhhhhhh
a) ok, when did you last post, we'll start from there.
or b) you could check the rules or ask in the discord server (if you're there).
or even c) you could use magic to figure it out.
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats
Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather (to be used at a later date (secret plan)), Skeleton Brush/Flail (coming soon, to a corpse near you), Admiral's Cap, tons of candy corn (in the CO)
Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, the Cairo Overcoat, the Skeleton Brush, the Admiral's Cap, all my new L-E L-F powers; their combined strength is channelled into a clockwork-majykal beam of destruction I fire at the Antillions.
+2 JOEBOOB
(60} 60/60 SUDDENLY, THE HEART OF DESTRUCTION BLOWS UP. THE END
(12} 12/ a special shade of blue
(9 } 9/20(?) making the skeleton brush a charged thing, to be used in conjunction with the CotU, because that's a good idea.
[2} 2\[10] A special shade of blue/fusing machine
[2} 2\[10] Psionic Amps (cause I'm nice)
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Post by Piono on Jul 17, 2017 14:18:16 GMT
6/10 for more sponge
14/150 for stuff
3/150 for more stuff
3/150 for even more stuff
+1 to JOE and redstone
I flip up Rapture around in a circle and then buzzsaw my way through the Crimson Antlions, Tricky-style.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 38
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 38
TOG: 18
enerald_mann: 28
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Jul 17, 2017 23:18:43 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-55,000-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-4/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-5
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
49/50 (+2 from TOG)
Hey I am doing some reminding about stuff regarding zombies, necromancers, Galath's health (hes also missing 4,000 off his max health)
ME- heal galath
Galath- Goes inside the tower and hides there for a bit
+1Piono +1 TOG
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Post by joebob on Jul 18, 2017 11:02:55 GMT
Voidmist: 196
Fire: 63% 100/252
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
[earth 56%, 94/224 golemancy] 19-stack wall for vandeer lorde.
air 53% 40/212 blessing
37/75 The celestial balance +2 TOG
13/? tign
ice blade 11/?
floop 3/?
+2 Pi Oh No
C onCD 1 , W onCD 1 5 SE
Store RP( ripoff points):
TOG: 15 -35 points -> -20 end result
Foodman: 7
Piono: 3
Redstone: 1
I roll my random number generator and roll a 3. destroyer attack. again.
intensity... 2 minutes
I walk over to the heart and take out a sword, twirling it around, before slashing at the heart. not much happens. I reveal the sword to be keksword in use. not much happens. I stab the heart.
Cake begins to fill the arteries. cake piles up within, fat slowing the heart and making it sluggish. I slash again, and chocolate fills the arteries. that can't be good for its health.
the two minutes are up, partially because I had to check keksword's cooldown.
"well sail the most recent thing to happen is I turned neutral, bringing the super-entity Vandeer lorde with me."
"before that, the heart phase thing started and gave all destroyers a 30, all omegabet a 20, and all neutrals an Ambiguous sized charge. now we're killing hearts"
"before that, the TJI beat castles and I got the intermission boss' spoil, and the destroyers got stuff too but less."
"before that i kinda forget but its probably not important."
"oh and trickle stopped being GM. now battlefury is."
"TOG doesn't receive branchinator .N.ot.."That is, they don't not receive branchinator or simply put they do get it.
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Jul 19, 2017 18:32:26 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-57,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-5/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-5
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
2/50- for a thing
50/50 (+1 from TOG)
VULNERABILITY ACTIVATED!!!!!
If i wasn't already on the field because of my bow this would put me on the field, but i am so no worries there.
As a result of being vulnerable I get a leveling system, so here it is.
:SYSTEM;
When an entity under my control is hit there is a 25% chance that 50% of the amount of damage the entity was hit with will increase their maximum health.
My entities can also transfer health between each other at a 25%loss rate.
All of my entities now also have a 25% chance to block any incoming damage.
:SYSTEM;
nice and simple(:
ME- heal Galath because nothin better to do atm.
Also Galath got a health boost this round so his max health is up some more
+1Piono +1 TOG
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jul 24, 2017 20:35:51 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather (to be used at a later date (secret plan)) , Skeleton Brush/Flail (coming soon, to a corpse near you), Admiral's Cap, tons of candy corn (in the CO)
+2 Froodman (58 +pi } 59/60 swordy guy with lazerz (11} 11/ a special shade of blue (8 } 8/20(?) making the skeleton brush a charged thing, to be used in conjunction with the CotU, because that's a good idea. [1} 1\[10] A special shade of blue/fusing machine [1} 1\[10] Psionic Amps (cause I'm nice) as my First Official act as LORD ENGLISH, I re-brand! changing all the Greens to Blues and my name to LORD FRENCH! I then proceed to make a list of demands:
I then proceed to take the cycling eye-balls, and shove one into the hole I carved into my forehead. way cooler. I save the other one for later, and send the Felt member on his way, ensuring he's not harmed, as I'll need him later. You transform into lord english but with the french flag overlaid, becoming LORD FRENCH. You then proceed to fire a beam of pure baguette and hon into the distance. French towns and cities pop up all over the battlefield. The GM then accepts your demands for the purpose of making things slightly less boring, turning you into the target of the games destruction. Whoops. But hey, you have a exclusive team now! I'll clear up the actual effects now, but your charges are greatly empowered and you can act as LORD FRENCH in the EOTB. You are also granted the powers of a lord of TANKS, which happens to cover TOGS.. Voidmist: 193 [Fire: 60% 110/240] flame jab the crimson ant-lions. vandeer didn't attack the destroyers last round, so gotta get them now.Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 56%, 38/224 golemancy air 53% 40/212 blessing 34/75 The celestial balance +1 rs +1 piono 12/? tign ice blade 10/? floop 2/? +2 Pi Oh No C onCD 2 , W onCD 2 5 SE Store RP( ripoff points): TOG: 13 Foodman: 7 Piono: 3 Redstone: 1 Vandeer lorde uses Attack, targeting the heart since its got more then 'nuff HP for all the hits to land without killing. each hit is 7,920 now. the antlions probably won't be able to block all of it anyway. Tign starts an entity charge for efficiency, 1/3 tginz Altar of the cycle builds up the fortress, i don't recall how much per soul tho. I rooooll the dicerandom.org... and roll 3 (1=omegabet, 2 = reroll or [N])- destroyer attack. lets see the intensity... 11(out of 15 max) minutes of work. alright then. translation from english to ""hebrew"" took it from 11 to 18. oh well. I walk over to the antlions and start singing as I do so... "Theres a hole in the bucket, loo-o-ok a-aants theres a hole in the bucket the fluid flows out."
[yesh cho-ore ba dlie tabite al zeh [ant word unknown] yesh cho-ore bah dlie ha maiem zormeim]
the antlions are forced to respond "then block it oh JO-OE oh JO-OE oh JO-OE block it oh JO-OE blo-o-ock the hole."
[as listome oto Jo-oe oh oh JO-OE oh JO-OE listome et zeh oh JO-OE iem yesh chore as liestome
"With what shall I block it oh lions oh ants with what shall I block it oh lions I ask."
[Iem mah liestome oh אַריֵה oh [ants] iem mah liestome tagido lie mah."
"with stra-aw oh JOE oh JOE oh JOE , with a straw oh JOE block it with a straw."
[Iem cha-ash oh JOE oh JOE oh JOE, iem ca-ash oh JOE liestome iem c(h)ash]
"the straw is too short, loo-ook dear Lions the straw is too short so what shall I do?"
"ha ca-ash hou cataan tabiet al zeh אַריֵה ha caash catan as mah la-a-sot]
"Glue it oh JOE, oh bo-ob Oh JOE, glue it oh JOE, if its too short then glue it."
[i'mstopinnow]
"from where shall I get the glu-ue oh lions oh ants where shall I get the glue from please tell me dear friends"
"Fr om our in-nnn a inards de- dear J- JOE deAr JoE from o- our inards de-ear j-joe get the glue from our inards."
"If your-r quite su-ure oh Lions oh Ants if you-ou insist I'll do as you say." I smile oh-so-deviously and leap at the first of the lions, arm ablaze, and jab my hand it. I close it around their heart and rip it out, then use the blood as glue- blood clots, doesn't it? having fixed the bucket, I sigh apologetically, put the antlion heart in the bucket and toss it at the lion, which is barely still alive. the heart then explodes a brilliant blue and destroys the antlion, possibly also dealing damage to its allys A crimson antlion takes 2,000 damage, and one dies. The Cycle adds 8,000 HP to the fortress. 66/100 Arcana Orbis (+1 from Piono) 8/14 And a Dash of Entropy 5/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos +1 to JOE and Piano Judas looks over at the damage that JOE has done. Not exactly someone I can ally with, but at the very least someone I can trust besides the overlord dude.Judas then looks back. He takes out a weird looking staff with cool and new circles and whacks Galath with it. Galath takes 2,000 damage. (I want to get back into the swing of things but I'm gonna need a tl;dr of the stuff that happened while I was gone) /null Joe's tl:dr works well, but the gist of it is that we are about to move to the terraria fourms since it's kinda perferred and doesn't eat my dops at random. oh oh oh oh I know! its... uhhhhhhhh a) ok, when did you last post, we'll start from there. or b) you could check the rules or ask in the discord server (if you're there). or even c) you could use magic to figure it out.
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather (to be used at a later date (secret plan)), Skeleton Brush/Flail (coming soon, to a corpse near you), Admiral's Cap, tons of candy corn (in the CO)
Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, the Cairo Overcoat, the Skeleton Brush, the Admiral's Cap, all my new L-E L-F powers; their combined strength is channelled into a clockwork-majykal beam of destruction I fire at the Antillions. +2 JOEBOOB (60} 60/60 SUDDENLY, THE HEART OF DESTRUCTION BLOWS UP. THE END (12} 12/ a special shade of blue (9 } 9/20(?) making the skeleton brush a charged thing, to be used in conjunction with the CotU, because that's a good idea. [2} 2\[10] A special shade of blue/fusing machine [2} 2\[10] Psionic Amps (cause I'm nice) You delete the Antillions, then deal 80,000 damage to the Heart of Destruction. 6/10 for more sponge 14/150 for stuff 3/150 for more stuff 3/150 for even more stuff +1 to JOE and redstone I flip up Rapture around in a circle and then buzzsaw my way through the Crimson Antlions, Tricky-style. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 38 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 38 TOG: 18 enerald_mann: 28 More crimson Antlions spawn for the purpose of dying. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-55,000-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-4/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-5 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 49/50 (+2 from TOG) Hey I am doing some reminding about stuff regarding zombies, necromancers, Galath's health (hes also missing 4,000 off his max health) ME- heal galath Galath- Goes inside the tower and hides there for a bit +1Piono +1 TOG You heal Galath for 7,000 total (reminder + heal), and Galath goes inside the tower. Voidmist: 196 Fire: 63% 100/252 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis [earth 56%, 94/224 golemancy] 19-stack wall for vandeer lorde.air 53% 40/212 blessing 37/75 The celestial balance +2 TOG 13/? tign ice blade 11/? floop 3/? +2 Pi Oh No C onCD 1 , W onCD 1 5 SE Store RP( ripoff points): TOG: 15 -35 points -> -20 end result Foodman: 7 Piono: 3 Redstone: 1 I roll my random number generator and roll a 3. destroyer attack. again. intensity... 2 minutes I walk over to the heart and take out a sword, twirling it around, before slashing at the heart. not much happens. I reveal the sword to be keksword in use. not much happens. I stab the heart. Cake begins to fill the arteries. cake piles up within, fat slowing the heart and making it sluggish. I slash again, and chocolate fills the arteries. that can't be good for its health. the two minutes are up, partially because I had to check keksword's cooldown. "well sail the most recent thing to happen is I turned neutral, bringing the super-entity Vandeer lorde with me."
"before that, the heart phase thing started and gave all destroyers a 30, all omegabet a 20, and all neutrals an Ambiguous sized charge. now we're killing hearts"
"before that, the TJI beat castles and I got the intermission boss' spoil, and the destroyers got stuff too but less."
"before that i kinda forget but its probably not important."
"oh and trickle stopped being GM. now battlefury is."
"TOG doesn't receive branchinator .N.ot.."That is, they don't not receive branchinator or simply put they do get it.
The heart takes 30,000 damage due to Keksword usage! Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-57,500-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-5/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-5 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 2/50- for a thing 50/50 (+1 from TOG) VULNERABILITY ACTIVATED!!!!! If i wasn't already on the field because of my bow this would put me on the field, but i am so no worries there. As a result of being vulnerable I get a leveling system, so here it is. :SYSTEM; When an entity under my control is hit there is a 25% chance that 50% of the amount of damage the entity was hit with will increase their maximum health. My entities can also transfer health between each other at a 25%loss rate. All of my entities now also have a 25% chance to block any incoming damage. :SYSTEM; nice and simple(: ME- heal Galath because nothin better to do atm. Also Galath got a health boost this round so his max health is up some more +1Piono +1 TOG I yes this system. You heal Galath for 2,000.
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Everyone who hasn't been ordered or is GM-controlled is too busy being shocked by the ascendence of Lord French to Act. Vandeer Lorde deals 24,000 damage to the Heart of Destruction, and that's actually without me including the sword. The various attacks may need a slight nudge, really. But shouting brings you all to your senses, and it sounds distinctly like the pilot. PLOT!
All of Omegabet glows a bright blue, transformed by the power of Lord French and a bored GM. Or does, for a few moments. Suddenly, the Pilot pulls out a massive paint roller, and proceeds to attempt to paint over the Omegabet back to green! He almost manages to repaint the entire faction, moments before dodging a laser of blue paint from Lord French, which proceeds to strike the TOG 2, which prompty begins to wear a beret. It's shells are also now baguette shaped. Among other french stereotypes.
P: I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INCURSION UPON MY GLORIOUS GREEN OF BEING GREEN! YOUR FRENCH-COLORED DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!
Suddenly, an enormous wave of green launches from the Omegabet Leaders towards the French. Lord French brings forth the Colors of the French, before unleashing a massive wave of red, white, and blue. The two waves of energry struggle for a moment, before falling to the ground. The ground, of which is looking increasingly french/omegabet. The two stare at each other with great anger, before reaching out to the Omegabet:
Will you chose to be Frenchbet, or be Omegabet? The only difference lies in color, but the pilot rather likes his green, truth be told. He won't actually do anything bad if you french him, though he'll retain the Omegabet Green.
Oh, did i mention the fact that we are moving to the Terraria fourms? Once the OP and battlefield have been properly converted, i'll make a thread for it and then you can start posting. Though i only came in at the tail end, Omegaupdate, even with it's hunger for dops, has served us well, and without being an utter wreck like Minecraft Fourms was. Goodbye. I'll ask Trickle to link the new thread in the OP once it's done.
You can still post your attacks and the like here, but i reccomend typing them up in notepad or something so you can easily paste them into the terraria fourms.
Signing off for nearly the last time,
canidaePsionic
DOP FIXES:
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 67,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
OMEGABET BLUENESS METER: 25/100. Based on how much of the Omegabet is french! If this is filled out before LORD FRENCH dies, Omegabet becomes blue!
[Ω - LORD FRENCH] LORD FRENCH - 100/100 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese-filled Baguette. {A} The French Colors of the Universe {A} Paris Overcoat:1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. Protecting Lord French!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral! Held by TOG.
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 13,000/15,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 23,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman. Contains: First floor:
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 37,500/57,500 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 50% block chance. 25% dodge enhancement! Can transfer HP to other Foodman entities, at a 25% cost. 25% chance 50% of damage taken will be added to max health.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - is a corpse, awaiting replacement or resummon. Can transfer HP to other Foodman entities, at a 25% cost. 25% chance 50% of damage taken will be added to max health.
25% block chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers: 20/20 x9 Summons Zombies!
Zombies: 12/12 x150.
Can transfer HP to other Foodman entities, at a 25% cost. 25% chance 50% of damage taken will be added to max health.
25% block chance.
[Ω-FRENCH] [ThatOtherGuy] TOG 2 - 45,000/45,000. Gazing upon the Way of the TOG. Loyal to TOG. Closed in to: None!
[n] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 23,000/23,000 HP
• [n] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 0/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 4 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [n] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 7/8. [Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 866,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] - JOEbot; 4/4 HP. Weath Ray mk.2: 0/2. Uh.
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] More: 100,000/100,000 HP. Able? MOAR: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [JOEbob] thin 3,501/9,001 HP 3/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] 4/8 88 Able! In the fortress! (hey look an accidental over 9000 meme)
[N] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 15,000/15,000 HP
• [N] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 10/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 15 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [N] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] [JOEbob] Vandeer Lorde, Incarnation of Evil 120,000/120,000 HP 1.9 AC 2/5 Ice Blast Special bar: W (12, A+ Rank) Stormtrooper Training I: 10% accuracy bonus. Each time the accuracy bonus causes the roll to succeed, remove 2% accuracy. For every further instance of success, halve the bonus. Windy Dodging: 15% evasion bonus.
[N] another corpse.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[N-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!]
[Ω/FRENCH-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy See: Lord French. Is still a player.
[Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. .
[N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 10/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll].
[N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
︻デ┳═ーーー
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 0/2 Turns. RECHARGING...
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 10/10 Turns. READY!
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time. READY
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 34/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by LORD FRENCH.
Cooldown: 10/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 24, 2017 20:39:31 GMT
SO LONG, OMEGAUPDATE AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] Denito Surrexit, the Colors of the Universe, Cairo Overcoat, piece of Leather (to be used at a later date (secret plan)), Skeleton Brush/Flail (coming soon, to a corpse near you), Admiral's Cap, tons of candy corn (in the CO)
A smooth, black, mechanical... something suddenly appears by LORD FRENCH. Its (you're going to hazard a guess with) mouth opens, L-F nods, and it then proceeds to implode out of existence. LORD FRENCH takes off the Parisian Overcoat, activates it (it turns into a hole in the fabric of reality that brings to mind the entrances to the Catacombs of Paris) and shoves anything he might lose upon death into it for safe keeping. It's then sent off to the _/Thyme coordinates The Thing presumably gave him. They all re-appear in with him a few seconds later. Those with a head for time can easily infer this is a sort of protection for the artefacts in case he dies. He then turns to The Pilot: " OKAY WOAH. NO NEED TO GET ALL UPPITY WITH ME. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING HERE, AND IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU DYING." As a show of good faith, LORD FRENCH lowers the Omegabet's Blueness bar. " YOU DONT SCREW WITH ME, I WONT SCREW WITH YOU. DEAL?" He proceeds to write a new rule: everyone on the French team is automatically body-guarding LORD FRENCH. +2 Piono (1} 1/ (13} 13/ a special shade of blue (10 +Frood } 12/20(?) making the skeleton brush a charged thing, to be used in conjunction with the CotU, because that's a good idea. [3} 3\[10] A special shade of blue/fusing machine [3} 3\[10] Psionic Amps (cause I'm nice) |
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Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Jul 24, 2017 20:51:38 GMT
Yo shallll be misssssed, fitting that my system goes live on last omegadop dop
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Post by joebob on Jul 24, 2017 21:50:24 GMT
Voidmist: 199
Fire: 63% 100/252 Sky of mordor: 100 Fire 75 earth 20 air 0 water (levels fire by 6) I cast skys of mordor on Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. bolts of light rain from the heavens and crash into the ground around them, exploding it. then, the ground begins to crumble, and another bolt of flame slams into them straight on. consumer goes flying back into a wall, and falls to the floor, dead. (minimum damage for S.om to be worth it: 30,000 (the flame jabs i could cast) + 7,500 (the stone storm i could use). probably more since theres air in it and it needs to be used in groups and needs multiple elements etcetra. player HP, to my knowledge, has the scale of 1 player HP to 2,000 entity HP. consumer has 20 HP. as such, to kill them i'll need 40,000 damage, which skys of mordor should provide. whew.
I then grab establishment (the {A}) from consumers corpse. (note: i only used the ability, and did not generate fire stacks)
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
earth 59%, 83/236 golemancy
[air 53% 90/212 blessing] I also use air blessing on vandeer lorde. going by the 'less upgrades for stronger targets' rule it'll probably give between 7 and 10 dodge but who knows. this is the element i make stacks for.
38/75 The celestial balance
14/? tign
ice blade 12/?
floop 4/?
+2 Pi Oh No
C offCD , W offCD 6 SE
I use both the core and wisp, and upgrade the rock wall within the fortress into a proper entity capable of acting. specifically, a hoard entity with two members.
Dark creatures x2 5,000/5,000 HP. a blank slate entity. soon my precious.
Store RP( ripoff points):
TOG: -20.
Foodman: 7
Piono: 3
Redstone: 1
Tign! use upgrad on vandeer lorde again- improve his accuracy further!
altar of cycle! make the fortress bigger!
Vandeer lorde! attack [random.org...] [3] the destroyers! specifically, JOEbot! facimiles will not be tolerated! at all! ever! period! etcetra!
my action is above.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jul 24, 2017 22:38:26 GMT
I attack Be Silent, Child by cloaking, and uncloaking behind it with a Factory New Elite Grade (I know its not elite grade but shut up.) Boneyard Knife, thousands of times due to x1000 shenanigans.
1/5 Balloonify - Makes the target a balloon, which makes them vulnerable for X2 more damage, but get +30 more evasion chance to compensate. lasts for 3 turns.
1/20 Lava Rain - Makes it so a lava rain is forced upon a random enemy of gm's choice, unless they are unable to be damaged by it. every turn causes a randomly generated amount of hp loss (up to 1000) for 10 turns.
1/? %%%2!!%&()(*&^:?}
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Post by joebob on Jul 25, 2017 10:12:06 GMT
oh, by the way, since you haven't summoned an entity for this phase yet, your fourth charge slot (which caps at 15 for destroyers and can only be used to upgrade your entity’s normally.(and only exists in this phase)) is automatically full and can be used to summon an entity. fair warning, I'll probably kill said entity to get an extra charge slot.
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swordy guy with lazerz
