ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 24, 2017 0:34:39 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 bribing PiPoPo; please dont take the colors of the universe. (still piono btw) (43} 43/  swordy guy with lazerz (2} 2/ a special shade of blue
(1 } 1/3 show 'em your dabs [6} 6\[10] blood transfusion I paint our team the color of Life tm (a nice orange color) using the CotU, healing everyone as much as possible. |
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
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Post by foodman on Jun 25, 2017 17:51:31 GMT
Galath-Worker of Secrets
HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed
HealthIncrease-3/5
Magic learning-0/10
Spell charge pool-5
Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate
46/50
100/100 5th Floor
- Done
0/100 6th Floor
ME!- I Heal Galath
(Hey guys if you could not kill me while i'm away that would be really nice? thanks)
+2Piono
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Post by Piono on Jun 26, 2017 14:19:40 GMT
10/10 for more sponge
7/10 for more sponge
+1 to foodman, TOG
10/10 expended for MORE SPONGE:
The sponge consumes some passing watermelons and grows EVEN LARGER (pure health upgrade)
Now then, two of the three entities that touched my sponge all those rounds ago are dead. Siniska, however, has not yet been on the receiving end of Piono. Despite the fact that I attacked her/it last round, in the same post I got my Thyme buffing. So the first thing I do is Thyme-jump back in time, slap my past self fro being a doofus, and then jump forward again, having stolen his damage, which I slap directly onto Siniska.
That being done, I show her my stabs. Stab stab stab. Stab stab stabbity stab. Stab stab TANK.
As I say that I use Rapture's power over space to teleport in a tank, which I drop on Siniska's head, then stab, making it explode all on top of Siniska for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 31
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 28
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest:2
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jun 28, 2017 3:04:30 GMT
Fire: 57% 0/228 [Water: 49%,49/196 Oasis] I use Heal on blindsmans scroll [49 stacks].
earth 43%, 0/172 golemancy air 37% 0/148 blessing 9/? $NULL 15/75 The celestial balance +1 piono 5/20 actually helping the team maybe? 5/10 :/ [freecappedat10charge] +2 Piono C off cooldown using , W on cooldown 1p, 11SE Core manifests a golem which is promptly eaten by the altar of the cycle. Tign continues to hide behind me. altar of the cycle continues to build the fortress from the ruins. FIRST, I pick up the colours of the universe and give them to TOG. if i can do more then: I walk to the heart of destruction and take out a large syringe filled with sedatives. this syringe[/sedative amount] is about 1/2 the size of the heart of destruction. I proceed to cast several wards and create an anti pseudogodmodding field, to the best of my ability, and locate a vein. I push the syringe, slowly and carefully since this is delicate work, into the vein, and then start injecting sedative. the blue fluid floats out of the syringes tip and quickly dissipates, like food coloring in a medium-sized stream. the heart continues to beat, sending the sedative everywhere, but this shouldn't do anything, right..? it doesn't have any of the areas normally affected? well, yes, i suppose, but I'm Magic. ...and so is the sedative. despite all logic, the sedative produces an emergent reaction that sedates the heart, causing its beat speed to fall. doesn't the whole beat speed thing seem ominous? You heal the Blindman's Scroll for 24,000 HP, "give" the colors of the universe to a TOG 2, and then reduce the beat-speed by one, but mostly just deal 10,000 damage. Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-2/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-5 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 45/50 50/100 5th Floor ME!- I Heal Galath Galath- Stabs the Heart of destruction Heilari- Heals Galath Necromancers- summon MORE ZOMBIES! Zombies- 150 zombies are building rest are body gaurding +2Piono You heal Galath for 1,000 HP. 7/10 for more sponge +1 to JOE, TOG I pick up the colours of the universe since nobody on Omegabet seems to want it. Nevermind, TOG wants it. Guess UNLIMITED POWER will have to wait. I also pre-emptively, for redstone, walk up to Heilari, spaz around for a few second, crackling with purple lightning and fire from thyme empoweredness, and suddenly spaz forward, smashing my sword straight through heilari's chest. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 30 foodman: 35 Cyan: 10 JOE: 26 TOG: 10 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 Heilari dies a horrible, horrible pionodeath. 57/100 Arcana Orbis (+1 from Piano) 4/14 And a Dash of Entropy 1/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos +1 Piono, +1 to Masked Judas walks up to Piono. His face suddenly becomes derpier. hai can u pls killls heelaru-chan please thanks piono-chanHe then turns to the Fortress. i calls upon le power of alkj;dlkgjadlgkjd;lgksfjg;lakfjhld;akgjasd;lkfjldjfaslfkjasldkffa;;ahuadskgnklagkjshakbar to slap the Fortress very harsd even tho that isnt hau it worksWhat.
Judas's face becomes normal again.
I called upon the power of Memery.Memery?! That's even more potent than Void magic!Suddenly, a wave of dank memes come to make the Fortress have a bad time and possibly even tign. The fortress bad time 4000 damgses to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, grabs , undead cats Colors of the Universe: its... an artifact. so yay Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 Piper, legendary guy who stabs things and is generally just game-breaking-ly overpowered and who also occasionally does long-posts so good they have their own category in attacks (still piono btw) (42} 42/ swordy guy with lazerz (1} 1/ a special shade of blue(2 +Pi } 3/3 show 'em your grabs Lvl3:skPro:[show 'em your grabs] I the Proceed to show 'em (Xylan) your (my) grabs (me grabbing things (the colors of the universe and The LMCW)). he is so impressed by my grabs that he doesnt move to stop my next actions, those being painting (painting) the town (Battlefield) red (with blood) using my (now red) LMCW. that is to say, my RLMCW is stabbed into the heart of DE, and it explodes into a huge gory mess all over everywhere. [5} 5\[10] blood transfusion since X is still distracted, I use the undefined object of not being defined (that was painted a very special color of blue indeed) to bludgeon him to death. as he's unable to identify it, he fails to find a way to defend against it. not that that matters, as he was distracted. he still survives the whole dying thing with not but a scratch on him (but a scratch none the less. a very painful one) The undefined object is somehow defined into a Perfectly Generic Object, which promptly explodes on contact with the blue paint into being undefined. This causes a endless loop that never ends. Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 43%, 0/172 golemancy [air 37% 37/148 blessing] 30 stack air dash on blindmans scroll [temp dodge].
10/? $NULL 16/75 The celestial balance 6/20 actually helping the team maybe? 6/10 :/ +2 Piono C on cooldown 1P , W off cooldown [+1S] , 12SE I walk over to the heart of destruction and hand it a heart-healing device. huh? HAHAHAHa. No. this "heart-healing" device will, on activation, summon a version of myself from aanother world who was imitating pionobot's happy murder rampage mode.
as the saying goes, "Thats.... a lot of blood.".
thats probably not actually the saying, but idk where it was... so ye.
the heart becomes more deader then it was before the"heart-healing"device was turned on.The heart takes 5,000 damage, before Xylan uses his Spectales of Reading Invisible Text and removes the Heart Healing Device, and instead attaches it to Galath. Oops. to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 bribing PiPoPo; please dont take the colors of the universe. (still piono btw) (43} 43/ swordy guy with lazerz (2} 2/ a special shade of blue
(1 } 1/3 show 'em your dabs [6} 6\[10] blood transfusion I paint our team the color of Life tm (a nice orange color) using the CotU, healing everyone as much as possible. Everyone is healed for 3,000. What? You said "everyone". Galath-Worker of Secrets HP-108,000(53,000network+55000normal)-Has a 1 time 5 post revive if killed HealthIncrease-3/5 Magic learning-0/10 Spell charge pool-5 Known Spells:Heal, Incinerate 46/50 100/100 5th Floor - Done 0/100 6th Floor ME!- I Heal Galath (Hey guys if you could not kill me while i'm away that would be really nice? thanks) +2Piono You heal galath for 500 HP. Xylan takes notes. 10/10 for more sponge 7/10 for more sponge +1 to foodman, TOG 10/10 expended for MORE SPONGE: The sponge consumes some passing watermelons and grows EVEN LARGER (pure health upgrade) Now then, two of the three entities that touched my sponge all those rounds ago are dead. Siniska, however, has not yet been on the receiving end of Piono. Despite the fact that I attacked her/it last round, in the same post I got my Thyme buffing. So the first thing I do is Thyme-jump back in time, slap my past self fro being a doofus, and then jump forward again, having stolen his damage, which I slap directly onto Siniska. That being done, I show her my stabs. Stab stab stab. Stab stab stabbity stab. Stab stab TANK. As I say that I use Rapture's power over space to teleport in a tank, which I drop on Siniska's head, then stab, making it explode all on top of Siniska for MASSIVE DAMAGE. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 31 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 28 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 The Sponge gains 10,000 HP, and then Siniska is flattened by a TOG 2. For 8 damage. GM NOTES: 10000 HP for sponge, -8 HP for Siniska, TOG 2 summon, heal galath by 1,500, heilari is a corpse, 4000 damage to fortress and perhaps TIGN, 15000 damage to the heart of deustruction
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child silences the heart of Deustruction for 10,000 damage and even more noise. The Blindman's Scroll buffes it's self with regen. Everyone else just stabs the Heart of Deustriction, which, combined with the Heart of Omegabet, manages to knock the Heart's HP down to 1,000,000. Tign uses upgrad, and promptly improves it's upgrading power, becoming thin, and causing upgrad to be renamed to Upgrad. Yes, that's literally just a capitalization. What you you mean it was always listed as Upgrad? You know, if you keep questioning my MASTERFUL GMING i'm going to have to send you to a quintuple shift in the salt mines.
PLOT!
five veins begin to glow on the Heart of Destruction. They begin to pulsate faster and faster, before one of them bursts open, spewing a strange, reddish goup everywhere. Suddenly, the goup comes to life, as a sentient blob of blood. Great job with that creativity, Xylan. Regardless, the first Milestone Boss, the Blood Elemental has been summoned! Those spawn for each HP milestone you reach on the heart. This one is easier compared to the others since it only took 100,000 HP to summon, and due to the heart's health still being high, however.
The TOG 2 worms its way into the PLOT section to say it has flattened SINISKA for yet another point of damage. That is all.
DOP FIXES: Blindman's scroll HP accounted for, tign, more necro
ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 70,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral!
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 15,000/10,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 30,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] Evasive Ninja [x1] - 0.5/1 HP. 94% evasion chance. [Ninja Techniques: Can disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in other places].
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll - 45,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 3/3. 10,000 Regen.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x150) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance. .
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x10) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - is a corpse
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 81,000/108,000 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. {A} Lost Sword Replica. Bodyguarded by Zombies (x80) - 12/12 HP
[Ω] [JOEbob] thin 4,001/9,001 HP 0/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] Able! In the fortress! (hey look an accidental over 9000 meme)
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - dead/3,000 HP???
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 8/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 3 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [Ω] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 4/8.
[Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,000,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] - Blood Elemental - 200,000/200,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Heart of Destruction! Brimstone: 1/4. Hands: 25,000/25,000 HP x2.
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] Giant Sponge: 62,000/71,000 HP. Able? Under the Sea: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] Siniska - 3/12 HP. Flourite Octet [Rolls 8d8s to decide attacks]. SINGROWTH: 9/10. No arm. Flattened by a TOG 2.
[N] TOG 2 - 30,000/30,000. Gazing upon the Way of the TOG. Flattening Siniska
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!] [-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!] [Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge. {A} The Colors of the Universe [Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. . [N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 8/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll]. [N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
︻デ┳═ーーー
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 1/2 Turns.
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 9/10 Turns.
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 3/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time.
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 28/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: Waaaa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 3/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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Post by Piono on Jun 28, 2017 3:18:39 GMT
8/10 for more sponge
+1 to foodman, TOG
Now that Siniska is flattened out, I roll her up... around the blade of Rapture. This burns her horribly as Rapture is made of elemental (and thyme-based) fire, and as such is not safe to be rolled up around. But I've done it anyways. I then go about beating up rocks with my sword, causing Siniska, who is around the outside of it, to take even more damage.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 31
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 28
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest:2
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Post by joebob on Jun 28, 2017 10:39:59 GMT
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
[earth 43%, 43/172 golemancy] 43-stack rock wall protects BMS. its like healing, but worse! [8,600 HP]
air 40% 0/160 blessing
11/? $NULL
17/75 The celestial balance
7/20 actually helping the team maybe?
7/10 :/
Altar should have 4 golem souls and 9/10 for incarnate, and 12.75 at the end of this post
+2 Piono
C off cooldown , W off cooldown , 13SE - 12 =1 SE i use 12 stacks make a free, 0-cooldown use of special, which the altar absorbs- its equal to 6.25 golem souls [25,000/4,000 =6.25] but you can round down if you like
then the core and wisp both screech to life, whirrr a few times, and create two more entitys, equal to 2.5 golem souls
Altar: rebuild the fortress, should make about 12k hp of wall given the increased soul count.
tign: you already used upgrad... right? if yes, keep hiding behind JOE. if not, USE IT ALREADY...
if upgrad time was reduces by 1, then use upgrad now to further upgrad yourself, this time full focus on making upgrad stronger.
Playa actiono
oh, hey, look! a blood elemental!
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blood is the opposite element to perception, but I'm a skilled user of both. the blood elemental learns this as its skin begins to peal away. the newly exposed innards do not have any anticoagulation methods, and begin to harden. theres another thrust and a sizeable chunk of skin pulls off, and I toss in a strange orb. the already removed skin is changed into dual swords which stab at the elemental one at a time, forcing to to dodge, before I blink forwards and grab the elemental by the face, tossing it up into the air. the twin blades slice into it as it falls and I catch it, before tossing it into a nearby mountain. the blood blades warp there and keep it in place until i arrive. I blink to the elemental, grab its torso, and blink away before it retaliates, repeating this action a few times.
you see, the strange orb is a blood orb and has been leaching the blood elementals blood, and each time i touch it, i get that blood. I proceed to use it in a massive burst of Blood Flames, shattering the orb and scorching away hundreds of hitpoints [this accurate because this attack probably does way more then 100 damage]
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Post by redstonetam15 on Jun 28, 2017 13:01:32 GMT
58/100 Arcana Orbis
5/14 And a Dash of Entropy
2/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos
+2 Piono
Judas uses his thicc sticc to warpe a Necromancer horribly.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 28, 2017 15:55:38 GMT
/plocholfjyd OBJECTION!before saying 'everyone', I said 'our team'. the obvious implication was that I would be healing everyone on our team. I use this infallible argument to win the lawsuit, and use the money I win to bribe the TOG 2 to our side. if that doesnt work, then I'll use a +2 too, seeing at that seems to be a viable form of currency here |
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Post by joebob on Jun 29, 2017 10:46:24 GMT
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
earth 46%, 0/184 golemancy
[air 40% 40/160 blessing] blessing of the air upgrade on galath, permanent [X] multiplicative less chance of being hit.
12/? $NULL
18/75 The celestial balance
9/20 actually helping the team maybe? +1 piono
8/8 :/ usign!
tign gians anoder speshul asumuing the chagnes wnt thro.
1/8 8oss 8ght summons a rlly strng thign for tign to hide behidn. its a giant lnumber 8 8/8 HP but it only takes .5 damage epr atk. it catn attack eitself.
[as in this will be sumonded by tign's new speshi;
new: 1/5 blimy
[altar soul count should be 12.75 rn]
+2 Piono
C on CD 1T , W on CD 1T 1 SE
I spend my action building a crystalline wall around the altar, it will liv! and make a monster-boss-summon! with its souls that are equal to at least 51,000 HP of summons, and its 10-turn speshul.
woot!
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Post by Piono on Jun 29, 2017 17:12:43 GMT
I ask the GM what buffs I get from having successfully thymed myself with a 150 post charge plus longpost.
10/10 for more sponge
5/10 for more sponge
+1 to redstone, JOE
10/10 for more sponge. I add another 10000 hit points onto the giant sponge, bringing it's max hitpoints up to... 91K since the last upgrade wasn't applied properly if I recall.
I continue stabbing Siniska to death with Rapture. If Siniska's already dead, I stab the corpse a bunch of times so that she can't come back.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 33
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 32
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
Tricklejest:2
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 29, 2017 22:31:27 GMT
/pliffhilder
woulda been funny if the thyme "messed [you] up" instead of buffed you
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jun 30, 2017 18:28:32 GMT
/plocholfjyd OBJECTION!before saying 'everyone', I said 'our team'. the obvious implication was that I would be healing everyone on our team. I use this infallible argument to win the lawsuit, and use the money I win to bribe the TOG 2 to our side. if that doesnt work, then I'll use a +2 too, seeing at that seems to be a viable form of currency here Because of TIME SHENIGANS, this post occurs first. The TOG 2 moves off of Siniska to feast upon the offered 2+, which it devours. Somehow. 8/10 for more sponge +1 to foodman, TOG Now that Siniska is flattened out, I roll her up... around the blade of Rapture. This burns her horribly as Rapture is made of elemental (and thyme-based) fire, and as such is not safe to be rolled up around. But I've done it anyways. I then go about beating up rocks with my sword, causing Siniska, who is around the outside of it, to take even more damage. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 31 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 28 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 With the TOG 2 no longer in the way, you proceed to coat your blade with Siniska, killing her. Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis [earth 43%, 43/172 golemancy] 43-stack rock wall protects BMS. its like healing, but worse! [8,600 HP]air 40% 0/160 blessing 11/? $NULL 17/75 The celestial balance 7/20 actually helping the team maybe? 7/10 :/ Altar should have 4 golem souls and 9/10 for incarnate, and 12.75 at the end of this post +2 Piono C off cooldown , W off cooldown , 13SE - 12 =1 SE i use 12 stacks make a free, 0-cooldown use of special, which the altar absorbs- its equal to 6.25 golem souls [25,000/4,000 =6.25] but you can round down if you like then the core and wisp both screech to life, whirrr a few times, and create two more entitys, equal to 2.5 golem souls Altar: rebuild the fortress, should make about 12k hp of wall given the increased soul count. tign: you already used upgrad... right? if yes, keep hiding behind JOE. if not, USE IT ALREADY... if upgrad time was reduces by 1, then use upgrad now to further upgrad yourself, this time full focus on making upgrad stronger. Playa actiono oh, hey, look! a blood elemental! ... blood is the opposite element to perception, but I'm a skilled user of both. the blood elemental learns this as its skin begins to peal away. the newly exposed innards do not have any anticoagulation methods, and begin to harden. theres another thrust and a sizeable chunk of skin pulls off, and I toss in a strange orb. the already removed skin is changed into dual swords which stab at the elemental one at a time, forcing to to dodge, before I blink forwards and grab the elemental by the face, tossing it up into the air. the twin blades slice into it as it falls and I catch it, before tossing it into a nearby mountain. the blood blades warp there and keep it in place until i arrive. I blink to the elemental, grab its torso, and blink away before it retaliates, repeating this action a few times. you see, the strange orb is a blood orb and has been leaching the blood elementals blood, and each time i touch it, i get that blood. I proceed to use it in a massive burst of Blood Flames, shattering the orb and scorching away hundreds of hitpoints [this accurate because this attack probably does way more then 100 damage] You deal 10,000 damage to the blood elemental. 58/100 Arcana Orbis 5/14 And a Dash of Entropy 2/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos +2 Piono Judas uses his thicc sticc to warpe a Necromancer horribly. two necromancers die from the horror Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 46%, 0/184 golemancy [air 40% 40/160 blessing] blessing of the air upgrade on galath, permanent [X] multiplicative less chance of being hit.12/? $NULL 18/75 The celestial balance 9/20 actually helping the team maybe? +1 piono 8/8 :/ usign! tign gians anoder speshul asumuing the chagnes wnt thro.
1/8 8oss 8ght summons a rlly strng thign for tign to hide behidn. its a giant lnumber 8 8/8 HP but it only takes .5 damage epr atk. it catn attack eitself.
[as in this will be sumonded by tign's new speshi;
new: 1/5 blimy [altar soul count should be 12.75 rn] +2 Piono C on CD 1T , W on CD 1T 1 SE I spend my action building a crystalline wall around the altar, it will liv! and make a monster-boss-summon! with its souls that are equal to at least 51,000 HP of summons, and its 10-turn speshul. woot! You succeed in building a 1,000 HP wall, and then Blessing of the Air fizzles partially on galath due to him being b0rk already, giving only a 10% dodge chance. I ask the GM what buffs I get from having successfully thymed myself with a 150 post charge plus longpost. 10/10 for more sponge 5/10 for more sponge +1 to redstone, JOE 10/10 for more sponge. I add another 10000 hit points onto the giant sponge, bringing it's max hitpoints up to... 91K since the last upgrade wasn't applied properly if I recall. I continue stabbing Siniska to death with Rapture. If Siniska's already dead, I stab the corpse a bunch of times so that she can't come back. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 33 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 32 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 Tricklejest:2 You promptly destroy the remaining sin composing Siniska's corpse, and the sponge swells to huge sizes. BATTLEFURY'S LIST OF PIONOTHYME BENEFITS: -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power -More Power /pliffhilder woulda been funny if the thyme "messed [you] up" instead of buffed you afunny.png
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child brutally offs the Evasive Ninja. The Blindman's Scroll buffs the rock wall protecting it with regen. Everyone just sorta offs one of the Blood Elemental's hand, with the heart of omegabet dealing 15,000 damage to it's other hand. The Blood Elemental and Heart of Destruction together proceed to explode the Rock Wall protecting the Blind Man's Scroll, before giving it sight, turning it into the Man's Scroll. Which is much, much lamer. This proceeds to down it 20,000 HP, before the Heart fully heals the hand of the elemental and revives the other. ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 70,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral! Held by TOG.
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 15,000/10,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 30,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll - 55,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 3/3. Rock wall: 6,500/6,500 HP. Regen: 1,000.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x150) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance. .
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x8) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - is a corpse, awaiting replacement or resummon.
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 81,000/108,000 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. {A} Lost Sword Replica. Bodyguarded by Zombies (x92) - 12/12 HP
[Ω] [JOEbob] thin 4,001/9,001 HP 1/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] 1/8 88 Able! In the fortress! (hey look an accidental over 9000 meme)
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 15,000/15,000 HP
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 9/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 13 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [Ω] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 5/8.
[Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,000,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] - Blood Elemental - 200,000/200,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Heart of Destruction! Brimstone: 2/4. Hands: 25,000/25,000 HP x1 10,000/10,000x1.
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] Giant Sponge: 82,000/91,000 HP. Able? Under the Sea: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] another corpse.
[N] TOG 2 - 30,000/30,000. Gazing upon the Way of the TOG. Loyal to TOG.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!] [-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!] [Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge. {A} The Colors of the Universe [Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. . [N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 8/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll]. [N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 2/2 Turns. READY!
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 10/10 Turns. READY!
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time. READY
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 32/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 10/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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Post by joebob on Jun 30, 2017 18:28:50 GMT
OH HEY, i forgot the voidmist counter for 4 posts, leme fix that
Voidmist: 160 -> 172 over 4 posts, then ->175 on this post.
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
[earth 47%, 46/184 golemancy] Golemany! a 40-stack use gives the alter 2 more souls, and the remaining 7 stacks summon up 1400 HP's worth of necromancers.
air 47% 0/172 blessing
14/? $NULL +1 piono
19/75 The celestial balance
10/10 Oblivion USING
charge name was pointless. 1% level [2 charges] to earth and 4% to air [8 charges]
New: tigns 1/?
2/5 blimy
+2 TOG
C off CD , W off CD 2 SE
the core and wisp sputter to life and give the alter another 2.5 souls.
in case you weren't counting, thats 17.5 souls now- 70,000 HP of summons are going to be expended next round on incarnate.
The altar of the cycle spends its action building up the fortress, giving it ~17K more HP
Tign keeps hiding behind me and wonders why its 8-turn special isn't displaying.waitno i reloaded and its there, gr8.
tign also uses its action on starting an entity charge 1/4 dark Creature
In random news, I finished a short animation to help kill the heart right before the blood elemental spawned, that was lovely. it being the inability to use that animation.
Aaaaanyway.
I think my action will be useless if it targets the golem since all progress was undone this turn, so I start creating a little thing for N E T W O R K.
this aids the 'dark creature' charge of tign
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Post by Piono on Jun 30, 2017 19:15:12 GMT
6/10 for more sponge
+1 to TOG, JOE
You know what? I'm getting tired of this phase. Let's do some nuking.
Except I'm in the middle of dopping Renewal, so instead I just cut off the Blood Elemental's other hand with extreme prejudice.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 33
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 32
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
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Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 1, 2017 20:43:19 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 JOE (44} 44/ swordy guy with lazerz (3 +Pi} 4/ a special shade of blue (2 } 2/3 show 'em your dabs [7} 7\[10] blood transfusion I ask the TOG if he wants to join Omegabeb and kill the blood elementals. I will provide a buff for him if he joins. I continue healing our team, and our team only, with the colors of the universe. |
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Post by joebob on Jul 1, 2017 21:26:50 GMT
Voidmist: 178
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
earth 50%, 0/200 golemancy
[air 47% 47/188 blessing] I cast air dash on galath, giving temp dodge: 7 stacks.
this raises my % Level to 50 % and results in everything being at or over 50%!
19/? $NULL +2 TOG +2 TOG
20/75 The celestial balance
2/? tign
3/5 blimy
+2 TOG
C on CD , W on CD 2 SE
I stab be silent child. with a magical octarine knife. that is simultanously keksword,
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Post by Piono on Jul 1, 2017 22:50:02 GMT
7/10 for more sponge
+2 to redstone
I take my sword and show the Blood Elemental all of my stabs. Rapture has a lot of stabs in it. And I show all of them.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 33
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 32
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
Posts: 7
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 2, 2017 21:16:14 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 JOE (45} 45/ swordy guy with lazerz (5 } 5/ a special shade of blue (3 } 3/6 show 'em your dabs [8} 8\[10] blood transfusion I continue healing our team, and our team only, with the colors of the universe. |
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Post by canidaepsionic on Jul 5, 2017 5:52:02 GMT
OH HEY, i forgot the voidmist counter for 4 posts, leme fix that Voidmist: 160 -> 172 over 4 posts, then ->175 on this post. Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis [earth 47%, 46/184 golemancy] Golemany! a 40-stack use gives the alter 2 more souls, and the remaining 7 stacks summon up 1400 HP's worth of necromancers.air 47% 0/172 blessing
14/? $NULL +1 piono19/75 The celestial balance
10/10 Oblivion USING
charge name was pointless. 1% level [2 charges] to earth and 4% to air [8 charges]
New: tigns 1/?
2/5 blimy
+2 TOG
C off CD , W off CD 2 SE
the core and wisp sputter to life and give the alter another 2.5 souls.
in case you weren't counting, thats 17.5 souls now- 70,000 HP of summons are going to be expended next round on incarnate.
The altar of the cycle spends its action building up the fortress, giving it ~17K more HP
Tign keeps hiding behind me and wonders why its 8-turn special isn't displaying.waitno i reloaded and its there, gr8.
tign also uses its action on starting an entity charge 1/4 dark Creature
In random news, I finished a short animation to help kill the heart right before the blood elemental spawned, that was lovely. it being the inability to use that animation.
Aaaaanyway.
I think my action will be useless if it targets the golem since all progress was undone this turn, so I start creating a little thing for N E T W O R K.
this aids the 'dark creature' charge of tign ok. you get souls the heart is harder to kell than i make it look but sur i guess you do a thing 6/10 for more sponge +1 to TOG, JOE You know what? I'm getting tired of this phase. Let's do some nuking. Except I'm in the middle of dopping Renewal, so instead I just cut off the Blood Elemental's other hand with extreme prejudice. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 33 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 32 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 the hand dies to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 JOE (44} 44/ swordy guy with lazerz (3 +Pi} 4/ a special shade of blue (2 } 2/3 show 'em your dabs [7} 7\[10] blood transfusion I ask the TOG if he wants to join Omegabeb and kill the blood elementals. I will provide a buff for him if he joins. I continue healing our team, and our team only, with the colors of the universe. he only joins the tog team you heal your team for 2,000 HP Voidmist: 178 Fire: 57% 0/228 Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis earth 50%, 0/200 golemancy [air 47% 47/188 blessing] I cast air dash on galath, giving temp dodge: 7 stacks.
this raises my % Level to 50 % and results in everything being at or over 50%!
19/? $NULL +2 TOG +2 TOG 20/75 The celestial balance 2/? tign 3/5 blimy +2 TOG C on CD , W on CD 2 SE I stab be silent child. with a magical octarine knife. that is simultanously keksword, u stabberino for 3,000 HP bufferinos tooo 7/10 for more sponge +2 to redstone I take my sword and show the Blood Elemental all of my stabs. Rapture has a lot of stabs in it. And I show all of them. Favors owed: Redstone Foodman Drizzle Assassination Credit: Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff. MKsman: 12 redstone: 33 foodman: 37 Cyan: 10 JOE: 32 TOG: 14 enerald_mann: 28 Masked General: 2 a hand dies and the blood elemental takes 10000 damages to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage]
+2 JOE (45} 45/ swordy guy with lazerz (5 } 5/ a special shade of blue (3 } 3/6 show 'em your dabs [8} 8\[10] blood transfusion I continue healing our team, and our team only, with the colors of the universe. you continue to grind your team's ability to heal with single-line and team-wide heals into the groudn while healing the entire team 1,500 hp healed also why haven't we moved fourms this one brings as much new activity to this game as a dead shark corpse floating in a oil spill and isn't really better than the alternative
EOTB! The tower looms, ominously. Be Slient, Child uses Hush, Hush, Hush! The result deals 15,000 damage to both the blindman's scroll and Galath! The attack on the blood elemental continues, dealing another 40,000 damage and reminding me that the EOTB has managed to, with the exception of piono, utterly outshine the responsedop. And apparently this forum was a better choice for this game. The Blood Elemental proceeds to utterly delete most of the nercomancers, before dealing another 5000 damage to Galath. The Heart of Deustruction, meanwhile, decides "screw this" and promptly actives the heart healing device it attached to Galath. After a few moments of scratchy noises, a portal opens, moments before JOEbot, a prototype of Pionobot manufactured by a company that produces robotic replicas of DTG players, proceeds to break out of his containment. Unfortunately, Galath is caught in the JOEpath and promptly loses 10,000 HP, before JOEbot fires a Weath Ray marked "PROPERTY OF BATTLEFURY" which, funnily enough, is wormhole based, into the fortress, removing 4,000 of thin's health and dealing x5,000 damage to the blindman's scroll. thin is now partially scattered across the cosmos. Make of that what you will. ITINERARY!
[Ω] - Destroy The Heart of Destruction.
[Ω] - Defend The Messenger, Welder and Pilot.
[Ω] - Keep Galath alive!
[Δ] - Destroy The Heart of Omega
[Δ] - Defend The Heart of Destruction
[Δ] - Kill Galath, as he is a major part of Omegabet's forces!
[N] - uh
BATTLEFIELD!
[H] Be Silent, Child - 67,000/100,000 HP. Hush, Hush, Hush: [III]. 20% evasion chance.
[] The Maze...Under Construction!
[] Fusing Machine. Fuses two or more entities, at a cost. Whoever wants to their entities must pay a +1 to the Fuser. The more entities you want to fuse, the more you pay. +1s can be given out over many turns if you wish to fuse many entities.
USING IT REPEATEDLY WILL BREAK IT! Badly damaged!
[Ω-LEADER] The Messenger - 25/30 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Welder - 40/40 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω-LEADER] The Pilot - 59/60 HP. TAZZIAN™ THYME.
[Ω] Heart of Omega - 750,000/750,000 HP. Bodyguarded by all able Omegabet forces!
[Ω] {A} The Colors of the Universe - Can only be picked up by Omegabet or Neutral! Held by TOG.
[Ω] [foodman] The Tower: Foundation: 30,000/30,000 HP. First Floor: 15,000/15,000. Second Floor: 15,000/15,000. Third Floor: 15,000/15,000. Fourth Floor: 15,000/10,000 HP. ! An Entrance: 30,000/30,000 HP. All floors are protected by any preceding floor. Counts as a zone if entered, as defined by foodman.
[Ω] The Blindman's Scroll - 35,000/100,000 HP. Buffs allies. Illuminatus Confirmed: 3/3.
[Ω] [Foodman] Zombies (x150) - 12/12 HP. [Zombie: Can turn other entities into zombies]. 20% evasion chance. .
[Ω] [Foodman] Necromancers (x2) - 24/24 HP. 20% evasion chance.
[Ω] [Foodman] Heilari - is a corpse, awaiting replacement or resummon.
[Ω-ELITE] [Foodman] Galath - 51,000/108,000 25% evasion chance. {A} Armor of Galath: 25% block chance. {A} Lost Sword Replica. 25% dodge enhancement!
[Ω] [JOEbob] thin 3,501/9,001 HP 2/3 Upgrad [upgrade a chosen entity. repeatable] 2/8 88 Able! In the fortress! (hey look an accidental over 9000 meme)
[Ω] [JoeBob] The Fortress - 15,000/15,000 HP
• [Ω] [JoeBob] Altar of the Cycle. 10/10 Incarnate. [Souls: 15 Golems] (note: golems are 4,000 hp each)
- [Ω] Rock Wall 2,000/8,000 HP
[Δ-LEADER] Xylan - 86/100 HP. The Way of the TOG: 5/8.
[Δ] - Heart of Destruction - 1,000,000/1,100,000. Is a literal, beating heart. Bodyguarded by all able Destroyer forces! Beat-Speed: [||||||||||||||||||||]
[Δ] - Blood Elemental - 190,000/200,000 HP. Bodyguarding the Heart of Destruction! Brimstone: 3/4.
[Δ] - JOEbot; 5/5 HP. Weath Ray mk.2: 0/2.
[N-Δ] Enny - 5/5 HP. Please don't attack her.
[N] [Pionoplayer] Giant Sponge: 82,000/91,000 HP. Able? Under the Sea: [III]
[N] [Jondanger23] The Kent and Toby Dobbs. Able?
The Kent: 7,800/12,800 HP.
Toby Dobbs: 380 HP. Cannot be killed by Normal means.
[N] [Jondanger23] Ten - 8/10 HP. Blessing of the Decagons (Can only take 2 HP at a time).
[N] [Jondanger23] ANGRY HORDE OF STYLISH FANS - 5,000/5,000 HP. 2 SP. Blessing of the Stylishness (Style points protect their HP as a shield, but can only be damaged 1 SP at a time).
[N] another corpse.
[N] TOG 2 - 30,000/30,000. Gazing upon the Way of the TOG. Loyal to TOG.
[-PLAYER] IreCreeper - 20/20 HP. [THYME!] [-PLAYER] CrystalCat - 20/20 HP. [THYME!]
[Ω-PLAYER] JoeBob - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. [THYME!] [Ω-PLAYER] ThatOtherGuy - 20/20 HP. {A}: Legendary Cheese Wedge. {A} The Colors of the Universe [Ω-PLAYER] Foodman - 16/20 HP. {A} Sál þjófur: x1.5 Damage Multiplier! There is a hunger. . [N-PLAYER] Consumer / ConsumptiveAbsolutist / Alicia. - 20/20 HP. {A} The Establishment: A Name: [llll]. A Destroyer: 3/3. A Metaphysical: 5/5. A Null: 7/7. A Scribe: 10/10. {A}: Canvas of Reality. Abilities: [TAZZIAN™ THYME: I] [The Shot Established Around the World: 4/5.] [None.] [None.] [None.]
[Δ-PLAYER] ArcaneCynic - 20/20 HP. {A} 8ULLETS IN THE FIRE: Ammo: [ll]. [N-PLAYER] Pionoplayer - 20/20 HP. 1 AC. The Forge: Level 3, 3/3 Forge Points. 0/??, Blood. {A} Rapture: Quadruple 'Quake: [ll]. Elemental Elimination: [l]. {A}: Worm Scale. Inflicts Timebroken! Cooldown: [II].
SPOILS OF WAR:
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Owned by Pionoplayer.
Damage: Great.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. READY!
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Owned by JOEbob
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 2/2 Turns. READY!
COOPER-HAMMER
Owned by Cyanogynist.
Damage: Immense.
Cooldown: 10/10 Turns. READY!
INSANITY POGO
Owned by ArcaneCynic.
Damage: Okay.
Cooldown: 5/5 Turns. DEBUFFED OVER TO FIVE TURNS!
Perk: Deals 'insanity' damage that damages foe over time. READY
YOLK GATE
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 32/50 Turns. One-time use.
Perk: Unknown
TRICKSTHYME
Owned by Pionoplayer.
Cooldown: WAAAa?
Perk: 50/50 chance to either mess up an entity or buff them extremely.
BRANCHINATOR
Owned by JoeBob.
Cooldown: 10/15.
Perk: Splits Joe's body, allowing him to have multiple bodies. Cooldown doubles on every use.
Continuum Device:
Owned by Piono.
Cooldown: 5/5
Perk: Allows for you to write up an attack, and, upon hitting the enemy, inflict Continuum Curse upon them, dealing a part of your attack's power in damage to to them until they die.
Lost Sword of El Dogron:
Owned by JOEbob.
Cooldown: 0/5.
Perk: Grants the target the Lost Sword Replica artifact, reducing incoming damage by 25% and increasing their base damage by 10,000 for as long as they hold it. The Replica lasts for one turn after the wielder dies/the Replica being stolen.
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Post by joebob on Jul 5, 2017 9:26:51 GMT
Voidmist: 181
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
[earth 50%, 50/200 golemancy] make 2.5 more souls and dump them in the altar- that should bring it up to 19.5 if i recall.
air 50% 40/200 blessing
20/20 $NULL +4/4 tigncharge = lets begin 24/24
An orb of blackgrey energy appears above my hand. network, noticing the orb, unhosts galath [-50K galathHP] and walks to the orb, before grabbing it. network gained passive: void shield; for every voidmist, get .01 of an AC [as such, current AC boost is 1.81 AC [-3,620 damage to enemy attacks.]. N e t w o r k proceeds to host in the coming summon of incarnate
21/75 The celestial balance
3/? tign
NEW: ice blade 1/?
4/5 blimy
+2 TOG
C offCD , W offCD 3 SE
I help tign [who finishes the entity charge he started w/ his action.] and it reaches 4/4 and combines with $NULL.
Incarnate happens... 78,000 HP of entitys at Least was used.
Vandeer Lorde, Evil Incarnate [expected] 70,000/70,000 HP 1/5 Ice blast Special bar: W
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then network happens...
Vandeer Lorde, Evils Incarnation 120,000/120,000 HP 1.81 AC 1/5 Ice Blast Special bar: W
_ASD
that is, then he gets more HP...
And Then I take the sword of el doggeron and move it from galath to Vandeer...
Vandeer: use Attack [ [4000 + 181% = ~11,200 (because network gives +1% damage per current voidmist and voidmist is at 181 so yeah.) damage per hit] on JOEbot If it has the equivalent of 30,000 HP or more remaining , else Attack the blood elemental.
I assume the sword of el doggeron would only apply to one of the attacks because otherwise an multihit entity using it would decimate anything and possibly even out-compete piono.
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Post by Piono on Jul 5, 2017 15:46:03 GMT
8/10 for more sponge
+2 to redstone
I twirl my sword around, and stick it in the ground. JOEbot huh? Well I can't let this stand. I flash-step over to the JOEbot, fist raised to deal out some serious hurt... when the earth, thanks to my planting of Rapture a few seconds before, launches up in front of me. My fist makes contact with the rock, and it all explodes outwards in a massive flash that smashes into JOEbot.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 33
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 32
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
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Post by redstonetam15 on Jul 5, 2017 23:27:08 GMT
63/100 Arcana Orbis (+4 from Piono)
6/14 And a Dash of Entropy
3/10 Consumer Being Numbero Dos
+2 Piono
Judas teleports behind Galath and summons a Space Dragon. The Space Dragon stomps on Galath before flying into SPACE!.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jul 6, 2017 0:54:00 GMT
to do list: pill reforging, color of death (pink), gloriously bland wall of sanity, weapons and stuff, bird, space-ships, aliens, out-dated jokes, pimping, flabs, dabs, fabs, jabs, undead cats Red Legendary Moldy Cheese Wedge: [+15% dmg, +10% spd, +5% crit chance, +10% size, +15% knockback] [Non-Euclidean] [large knock back, range and damage] the Colors of the Universe
+2 AC, cause birthdays are things that exist (46} 46/ swordy guy with lazerz (6 } 6/ a special shade of blue (4 } 4/6 show 'em your dabs [9} 9\[10] blood transfusion I drown the heart of destruction with paint from the colors of the universe. Paint made with lead. it dies. |
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Post by joebob on Jul 7, 2017 11:32:57 GMT
Voidmist: 184
Fire: 57% 0/228
Water: 52%,0/208 Oasis
[earth 53%, 53/212 golemancy] 15 earth makes a rock wall for vandeer.
air 50% 40/200 blessing
22/75 The celestial balance
4/? tign
ice blade 2/?
5/5 blimy
I upgrade tign to have upgrad be stronger, then ask what the equivalent charge to a use of upgrad is. tign continues hiding behind me.
+2 TOG
C onCD , W onCD 3 SE
I decide to give the TOG 2 some nice armor plating to simultaneously reinforce its HP and make it more friendly towards me & the omegabet in general.
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Post by Piono on Jul 7, 2017 16:02:19 GMT
10/10 for more sponge
1/10 for more sponge
+2 to redstone
10/10 for more sponge: You know the drill, the giant sponge becomes more.
The JOEbot becomes less, via subtraction of its legs by method of Rapture application.
Favors owed:
Redstone
Foodman
Drizzle
Assassination Credit:
Using store credit here you can get me to kill things on the battlefield, or even just hit them once or twice. You can also use credit to cancel other people's orders if necessary, although that's a bit more expensive. You can also request for me to go off on miscellaneous errands and sidequests to get you stuff.
MKsman: 12
redstone: 35
foodman: 37
Cyan: 10
JOE: 32
TOG: 14
enerald_mann: 28
Masked General: 2
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swordy guy with lazerz
