Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 20, 2016 23:09:55 GMT
> Play "Moonlight Sonata" on your kazoo into the hole. > Open cubbyhole. > Place plastic cube into cubbyhole. > Close cubbyhole. You play Moonlight Sonata on your kazoo, into the direction of the hole.
The echoing makes it sound weird, but Wesley is nothing short of impressed.
It sounds almost as good as your yodeling.
You place the plastic cube into the wall cubbyhole.
There are two buttons that technically close it, one that closes the metal sheet, and one that closes the ceiling above like a hydraulic press.
Which one do you press? |
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 1:20:14 GMT
>SMASH IT FLAT.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 21, 2016 1:40:39 GMT
>Press the first one
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Post by Curris on Dec 21, 2016 1:49:09 GMT
Add Kazoo to cubbyhole before smashing. Try to fuse them into the modestly respected Cubezoo!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 2:18:42 GMT
> Close the cover first, before you Hydraulic Press Channel the dickens out of the cube.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 2:22:01 GMT
Add Kazoo to cubbyhole before smashing. Try to fuse them into the modestly respected Cubezoo! If this works, it will be a feat of science, no doubt.
The risk is worth the reward.
> Close the cover first, before you Hydraulic Press Channel the dickens out of the cube. The first button closes the steel panel.
You then press the second one, and the sound of crushing plastic is heard.
Whether it's the cube, kazoo, or both, you've yet to find out. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 21, 2016 2:24:28 GMT
>The anticipation is KILLING me, just open it already!!!!!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 2:27:16 GMT
> Play a sick riff on your CUBEZOO.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 2:43:02 GMT
> Play a sick riff on your CUBEZOO. >The anticipation is KILLING me, just open it already!!!!! The cube was crushed into a mangled, flat piece of plastic.
Unfortunately, the kazoo didn't survive.
There's kazoo shrapnel embedded in the piece of plastic. Shrapnel's a pretty fitting word, because the kazoo basically exploded in plastic pieces from the pressure. Good thing you closed the cover. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 21, 2016 2:49:31 GMT
>Wesley: Mourn the loss of the kazoo
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 2:55:42 GMT
>Wesley: Mourn the loss of the kazoo A single tear shed for those who have fallen. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 3:03:44 GMT
>try fitting the cube into the slot on the steel door!! maybe it'll fit!!
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Post by meeperscreepers on Dec 21, 2016 3:14:17 GMT
Wesley: Remove the glasses to reveal your HANDSOMELY KAWAII ANIME EYES
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 3:33:46 GMT
> For convenience, name yourself "Guy."
> Guy: attempt to remove kazoo remains from 2D cube.
> Guy: Give kazoo remains a viking burial.
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Post by Curris on Dec 21, 2016 3:51:33 GMT
Alas, poor Kazoo. . . The only note you'll now play is that which desolation also sings.
What's that flat stick in the crusher unit?
Is it a lockpick?
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 3:58:00 GMT
Alas, poor Kazoo. . . The only note you'll now play is that which desolation also sings. What's that flat stick in the crusher unit? Is it a lockpick? The flat stick was solely a different perspective of the crushed cube!
 Wesley: Remove the glasses to reveal your HANDSOMELY KAWAII ANIME EYES His eyes, sadly, aren't handsomely kawaii.
It takes a bit for him to readjust to the way reality looks.
He doesn't remember the last time he took those off. > For convenience, name yourself "Guy." > Guy: attempt to remove kazoo remains from 2D cube. > Guy: Give kazoo remains a viking burial. You rename yourself to Guy. Guy Person.
As for the remains, you can pick a few out.
Sadly, there's no body of water, nor boat to commence a Viking Burial.
Instead, you bury the remains in the hole in the other room. A much less honorable burial, but a burial nonetheless.
>try fitting the cube into the slot on the steel door!! maybe it'll fit!! A (mostly) perfect fit!
The door slides open...
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 4:03:48 GMT
> Guy: Attempt pokerface.
> Guy: Fail pokerface.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 4:17:46 GMT
> Guy: Attempt pokerface. > Guy: Fail pokerface.
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 4:36:52 GMT
>SCREAM
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Post by mIrAcUlOuSmIgRaNe on Dec 21, 2016 4:37:25 GMT
>Guy: Be the clown five minutes in the past.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 4:53:05 GMT
>Guy: Be the clown five minutes in the past. You cannot be the clown five minutes in the past
because the clown five minutes in the past is dead. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 4:55:15 GMT
> Guy: Punch the clown in the face.
> Wesley: Fetal position, engage!
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 4:55:26 GMT
>WESLEY: PUNCH THE CLOWN RIGHT IN THE FACE!!
>GUY: CONTINUE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 4:57:09 GMT
> WESLEY + GUY: 2X FACE PUNCH COMBOB
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 4:59:14 GMT
>WESLEY + GUY: THEN CRY AND CLING TO EACHOTHER ONCE THAT'S DONE
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