Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 5:25:06 GMT
> Guy: Punch the clown in the face. > Wesley: Fetal position, engage! >WESLEY: PUNCH THE CLOWN RIGHT IN THE FACE!! >GUY: CONTINUE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!! > WESLEY + GUY: 2X FACE PUNCH COMBOB  Your fists go right through the clown.
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 5:28:05 GMT
>take a second to calm down.
>Guy: reaLIZE THIS CLOWN IS FAKE.
>Wesley: cry from the pain
>Guy: feel pain but don't cry
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 5:45:49 GMT
> Guy: Re-engage pokerface.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 5:51:20 GMT
>take a second to calm down. >Guy: reaLIZE THIS CLOWN IS FAKE. >Wesley: cry from the pain >Guy: feel pain but don't cry  You both take a moment to recompose yourselves.
It's the clown's ghost.
He's laughing at the two of you.
Wesley lost a tooth.> Guy: Re-engage pokerface.  This is quite possibly the hardest you've pokerfaced in your life. |
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 5:55:06 GMT
>Guy: break pokerface to sincerely apologize to Wesley. pap his face gently. shooshpap.
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Post by heathcornfield on Dec 21, 2016 6:07:42 GMT
>Guy: Locate and retrieve Wesley's glasses for him after shooshpap.
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Post by Curris on Dec 21, 2016 18:32:07 GMT
Admit that the clown pranked you good. You feel for it hook line and sinker. Tell the clown that he's an alright dude.
Proceed with Spectral Clown into next room?
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 18:57:40 GMT
> Guy: Reapply hat.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 19:55:23 GMT
>Guy: break pokerface to sincerely apologize to Wesley. pap his face gently. shooshpap. >Guy: Locate and retrieve Wesley's glasses for him after shooshpap. You apologize for punching Wesley in the face.
He says he's sorry, too.
You apply some shooshpaps to comfort him.  You reapply your hat, and Wesley puts his glasses back on.
Admit that the clown pranked you good. You feel for it hook line and sinker. Tell the clown that he's an alright dude.
Proceed with Spectral Clown into next room?  You admit to the clown that it was a good jest, and tell him he's not that bad of a guy.
The clown feels accomplished.
Behind the steel door was actually a small closet space.
More goodies await, yet again! |
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Post by kumi on Dec 21, 2016 19:57:33 GMT
>collect the goodies!!
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 21, 2016 23:11:19 GMT
You got a HAMMER, some NAILS, a SATCHEL, and some ROPE. |
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 21, 2016 23:23:16 GMT
> Guy: Open satchel.
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Post by Curris on Dec 21, 2016 23:50:38 GMT
Nail one end of rope into wall near the Un-grated floorhole. Use it's sturdy strength and moderate length to descend into
MADNESS
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
The room below.
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Post by kumi on Dec 22, 2016 0:15:26 GMT
>Wesley: follow behind.
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Post by grubleafeater on Dec 22, 2016 10:24:56 GMT
>Ask the clown how he got that key, anyway.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 22, 2016 19:01:41 GMT
The satchel is filled to the brim with corn kernels.
>Ask the clown how he got that key, anyway.  The clown says he pretty much just woke up with it.
He has no memory, either, but it's safe to say he was a clown before this.
Nail one end of rope into wall near the Un-grated floorhole. Use it's sturdy strength and moderate length to descend into MADNESS
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
The room below.
  You nail the rope to the wall and use it to descend into the floor below.
Wesley follows behind after you, and the clown floats down. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 22, 2016 19:30:46 GMT
>Use corn kernels to safely set off bear trap
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Post by Curris on Dec 22, 2016 21:44:26 GMT
Tell spooky ghost stories around the flickering candle light.
Ghost clown --> Explain that that is racist.
Invert the picture on the wall.
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Post by heathcornfield on Dec 23, 2016 1:33:45 GMT
>Question just where the heck the clown painting you threw down here went.
>Guy: Ogle the dashingly handsome man in the picture on the wall.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 23, 2016 1:38:43 GMT
> Try the doors.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Dec 23, 2016 20:34:44 GMT
The door with the lock is locked. The other door won't open, by the looks of it.
>Use corn kernels to safely set off bear trap  The beartrap snapped shut with a loud clank.
You would not want to be at the business end of this beartrap.
Tell spooky ghost stories around the flickering candle light. Ghost clown --> Explain that that is racist.  You tell a few spooky ghost stories.
They're pretty bad.. you can't even remember your own name, less on a whole scary story.
The clown explains that ghosts being evil and scary is highly stereotypical, and is not amused to say the least.
>Question just where the heck the clown painting you threw down here went. >Guy: Ogle the dashingly handsome man in the picture on the wall. The clown took it.
What a dashing gent. It's almost like looking into a mirror!
Invert the picture on the wall.  Hm, that's weird.
You turned the picture upside-down, but it still looks upright.
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Post by kumi on Dec 23, 2016 20:43:07 GMT
>flip the painting again.
>Wesley: ask why the clown was staring at you. Also ask if he remembers anything.
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Post by Sharkalien on Dec 23, 2016 22:36:25 GMT
>Use candle to burn down doors
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Post by heathcornfield on Dec 24, 2016 3:35:55 GMT
>See if there is anything behind the handsome gent painting.
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Jan 15, 2017 7:48:39 GMT
>Use candle to burn down doors Sadly, the doors don't succumb to the candle's fiery wrath.
>See if there is anything behind the handsome gent painting. >flip the painting again. >Wesley: ask why the clown was staring at you. Also ask if he remembers anything. You flip the painting back around, along with your head.
Nothing is tucked away behind the picture, either.
Wesley takes the opportunity and interrogates the clown about his creepy behavior.
He said that he thought Wes was staring at him.
He was just staring back.
This doesn't validate the clown's actions to Wesley. |
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