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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on Apr 16, 2016 4:55:56 GMT
So I'm assuming that most of you know how this works, as it's a classic among forum games. But in case you don't know, here is a quick refresher of the rules: Someone posts a wish. You grant the wish of the previous poster, but with a twist: you corrupt it in some way so that it's different from what the person originally intended. Then you say how the wish is corrupted, then you post your own wish. And the game goes on. Simple example: Ok, let's begin! I wish for a Ryanquest sequel.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 16, 2016 5:08:03 GMT
So I'm assuming that most of you know how this works, as it's a classic among forum games. But in case you don't know, here is a quick refresher of the rules: Someone posts a wish. You grant the wish of the previous poster, but with a twist: you corrupt it in some way so that it's different from what the person originally intended. Then you say how the wish is corrupted, then you post your own wish. And the game goes on. Simple example: Ok, let's begin! I wish for a Ryanquest sequel. Granted, but Ryan dies at the start and is replaced by someone else. I wish Hiveswap came out early.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 16, 2016 12:47:21 GMT
I wish Hiveswap came out early. Granted. It was turned into an animal crossing style game and the plot was eliminated. I wish to see how Homestuck would have turned out if the trolls were eliminated and the cherubs were slotted into the early troll roles.
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Post by ConstantTroublemaker on Apr 16, 2016 18:40:18 GMT
I wish Hiveswap came out early. Granted. It was turned into an animal crossing style game and the plot was eliminated. I wish to see how Homestuck would have turned out if the trolls were eliminated and the cherubs were slotted into the early troll roles. Granted. It makes even less sense than the current ending, but it inexplicably draws everyone to it; whenever someone tries to analyze the plot, madness ensues.
I wish for world peace. And no, the human race has to survive; any kind of apocalypse (including the aftermath of a Sburb session) is explicitly forbidden.
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Post by loading on Apr 16, 2016 18:43:50 GMT
Granted. Humanity is placed on a spaceship, leaving the world itself at peace.
I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 16, 2016 18:46:37 GMT
Granted. It was turned into an animal crossing style game and the plot was eliminated. I wish to see how Homestuck would have turned out if the trolls were eliminated and the cherubs were slotted into the early troll roles. Granted. It makes even less sense than the current ending, but it inexplicably draws everyone to it; whenever someone tries to analyze the plot, madness ensues.
I wish for world peace. And no, the human race has to survive; any kind of apocalypse (including the aftermath of a Sburb session) is explicitly forbidden.
Granted. In the far future, aliens boost human technology. This technology is used to advance the fields of psychology, removing all mental diseases and reducing crime rates well. Emotions are removed from the human brain, insecurities and problems that come with the hormonal growth of a human in their teenage years are removed. All political leaders that wish to expand territory or has anything, ANYTHING against any territory that does not belong to them is removed and executed, laws are carefully analyzed and reorganized to ensure that only human survival is protected by them, and everything else is removed, and political relationships with other countries are very rare. Religion is completely annihilated as humans are no longer scared or curious about how the universe works. While humanity does not die out, it is confined to their solar system forever as all will to progress scientifically is gone with the exception of the elimination of diseases and predators that threaten humanity's survival are systematically eliminated. Humanity remains alive, but soulless and without determination, like robots, forever dilligently working towards ensuring that they do not die out. Technically, world peace. Does that please you? I wish Sburb was real.
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Post by ConstantTroublemaker on Apr 16, 2016 19:01:59 GMT
Granted. However, you are not a player. Say "hi" to that meteor.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
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Post by loading on Apr 16, 2016 19:12:14 GMT
I refuse to grant that wish, but I refuse to grant that wish in such a way that it looks like I really am granting it all along.
Because I think this got skipped I'm doing this again: I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 16, 2016 19:16:18 GMT
I refuse to grant that wish, but I refuse to grant that wish in such a way that it looks like I really am granting it all along. Because I think this got skipped I'm doing this again: I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Granted. I corrupt it in a way that makes it seem uncorrupted. I wish I was a sburb player in the session that's destined to create the new universe in this universe.
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Post by ConstantTroublemaker on Apr 16, 2016 19:21:37 GMT
I wish I was a sburb player in the session that's destined to create the new universe in this universe. Granted. The session gets completed, but you perma-die in the process. Painfully. I wish I had a beer.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 16, 2016 19:24:20 GMT
I wish I was a sburb player in the session that's destined to create the new universe in this universe. Granted. The session gets completed, but you perma-die in the process. Painfully. I wish I had a beer. Granted. It's the mixture Ace Dick took to become Fiesta Ace Dick and is too powerful for anyone to handle. I wish we didn't have likes and dislikes.
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Post by loading on Apr 16, 2016 19:55:31 GMT
Granted. Nobody no longer likes or dislikes anything. Unfortunately, you are unable to appreciate the fact that I have done this for you, as you no longer have this desire.
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on Apr 16, 2016 22:24:58 GMT
Granted. Nobody no longer likes or dislikes anything. Unfortunately, you are unable to appreciate the fact that I have done this for you, as you no longer have this desire. ...what's your wish? I wish I could draw better.
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Post by loading on Apr 16, 2016 23:03:42 GMT
My wish was to not have a wish. You corrupted it before I made it. Way to go.
Also: You can now draw better, but you can only draw a perfect circle. Only the same circle, the exact same size, over and over again.
I wish the normal forums were back.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 16, 2016 23:16:15 GMT
My wish was to not have a wish. You corrupted it before I made it. Way to go. Also: You can now draw better, but you can only draw a perfect circle. Only the same circle, the exact same size, over and over again. I wish the normal forums were back. Granted. But all posts and account info have been lost forever. I wish my crack ships were more popular.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 16, 2016 23:59:19 GMT
My wish was to not have a wish. You corrupted it before I made it. Way to go. Also: You can now draw better, but you can only draw a perfect circle. Only the same circle, the exact same size, over and over again. I wish the normal forums were back. Granted. But all posts and account info have been lost forever. I wish my crack ships were more popular. Granted. They are popular, but the normal ships also get more popular and still overshadow them in terms of popularity. I wish for a wish.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 17, 2016 0:35:58 GMT
Granted! You gain a wish, but are unable to think of what you should use it for.
This eventual large amount of questioning leads to you going mad, and being locked in an asylum for the remainder of your life, which, thanks to your insanity, is a few days.
I wish to get attention from the ladies.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 17, 2016 0:43:01 GMT
Wish granted. That attention is just them making fun of you. None of them are interested in you romantically or in any other way and frankly, think you're pathetic.
I wish genies were real.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 17, 2016 1:16:07 GMT
Wish granted. That attention is just them making fun of you. None of them are interested in you romantically or in any other way and frankly, think you're pathetic. I wish genies were real. Granted. They're a bedazzled brand of jeans for toddlers popular with celebrities; particularly Nic Cage. I wish to be given The Choice.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 17, 2016 1:58:14 GMT
Granted. Both ways do not end well for you, and in fact, put immense pressure on you. By refusing to act, everyone'd die, and by acting at all, several people still would. Either way, you go down in history as a murderer.
I wish to become a major canon character in homestuck, who makes it to the end.
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Post by Crazed Cat (Guest Edition) on Apr 17, 2016 2:26:26 GMT
Granted. Both ways do not end well for you, and in fact, put immense pressure on you. By refusing to act, everyone'd die, and by acting at all, several people still would. Either way, you go down in history as a murderer. I wish to become a major canon character in homestuck, who makes it to the end. Granted. But your character's body is so sensitive, if you hurt him/her. The pain persists for all eternity. Example: PUNCH him/her. What happens afterwards: the pain from the punch never fades out. Wish: Bleach I can drink in case I see something cancerous and want to kill myself.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 17, 2016 4:02:22 GMT
Granted, but it turns out to be Brain Bleach and only makes you forget things you've seen.
I wish the universe would stop sending wave after wave of badly timed events after me.
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Post by imglasses on Apr 17, 2016 4:05:58 GMT
Granted. Instead, the universe sends a constant flow of badly timed events after you.
I wish that this wish will have no negative consequences.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 17, 2016 14:15:08 GMT
Granted. Negative things occur to you regardless of this wish being granted. Life is suffering.
I wish I knew the four words to say to the right person at the right time for all the wrong reasons in order to gain ultimate power.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 17, 2016 15:11:21 GMT
Granted. While you do gain ultimate power eventually, it does not make you immortal and billions of humans team up to take you down. You are burned to death in public, painfully, although you do get to enjoy a few years of ultimate power.
I wish the universe actively worked towards the survival of me and everyone I love.
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