carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 5, 2017 2:40:40 GMT
Granted, but because of it it lost it's value for the next big patch tremendously.
I wish Act Omega was canon.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on May 5, 2017 6:17:44 GMT
Granted, but now cool and new webcomic is also canon i wish that the writer of Chess 3 came back to finish his story
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 5, 2017 8:34:42 GMT
Granted, he finished it too quickly and the ending is totally unsatisfying.
I wis ai m smrt.?1 (( I wish I am smart... ))
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immemorAugur
Bravesprout
"I'm a Wizard, Lizard, and about to cast a Blizzard." -My level 109 Argonian mage
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Post by immemorAugur on May 6, 2017 23:41:39 GMT
Granted. You are now the most intelligent creature in the universe, the vast mysteries that are pondered by the greatest minds are nothing but childsplay to you now. Nothing the world can offer you stimulates your mind enough, so you turn inwards, as what better use is there for an infinitely powerful brain than to push it to its logical extreme? So you simulate. You set forth rules, both logical and seemingly irrational, you devise a structure, and you move time forward simply by thinking, every particle is moved only when you will it to. Within this simulation you notice a world start to develop life, and after several million years, you notice that life begins to look eerily familiar, taking the shape of gigantic lizards, and once a stray meteor wipes them out, hominid species take their place, and eventually, a being that resembles you to a T, down to the very atom has come into being. Eventually, it goes to it's computer, and begins to type in the very words you have written here, and the cycle has begun again, the universe propagating itself through itself in a glorious loop of mathematical simulation.
I wish that I had access to the console commands of real life, things like "togglegodmode", and "additem XXXXXXX YY", as well as being provided with a list of relevant commands with a navigable index or table of contents so as to actually be capable of using such a power.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 6, 2017 23:48:43 GMT
Granted. However, due to the extreme complexity of the universe, it's very easy for these commands to pull up weird bugs and crashes if you don't handle them with extreme caution.
I wish for custom miniature figurines galore that I can use for my made-up skirmish/city management tabletop game.
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immemorAugur
Bravesprout
"I'm a Wizard, Lizard, and about to cast a Blizzard." -My level 109 Argonian mage
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Post by immemorAugur on May 7, 2017 0:13:18 GMT
Granted, your made up game with it's very professional looking miniatures becomes a hit with your friends and family. Eventually, your peers convince you to publish it and have the figures cast so as to be mass produced. Your game becomes something of a cult classic amongst tabletop game enthusiasts all across America, and soon it breaks out into the international market, and begins to slowly make it's way into the public eye, where people become extremely invested into the games they play. Soon, people are praising you for creating such an amazing game with such amazing attention to detail with the miniatures and your fame begins to weigh on you. Soon, people only know you as "that one guy who made the game we play all the time", fans stalk you and press you for information on new projects and seeking your autograph, and while you got rich beyond imagining, the fame is just too much for you to bear. So to escape the public eye, you hide yourself away in your home, never venturing outside the walls to avoid being seen by anyone and having your servants occasionally fired when it's discovered they've been snapping photos of you in secret to sell to the press. You can only wish to be forgotten. Your last days are spent in the creaky walls of your home with only your most loyal paid servants to keep you company. The world mourns your passing, and loathes itself for forcing you into seclusion. years pass and the game is long forgotten, your name remembered as a vaguely familiar sound to most, and eventually you are forgotten, your final wish truly fulfilled, though too late to mean anything.
I wish that I was significantly better at chess, not master level, but just "hey, that's pretty good" level.
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Post by twinfuckyou on May 7, 2017 6:47:25 GMT
mkay, but you are physically unable to play chess using your hands. not using a mouse, nor moving the pieces with hands. have fun! I wish my cue didnt build up like on tumblr
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carcinodesFecit
Moppet of Destiny
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 7, 2017 15:13:06 GMT
Granted, it'll never build up cause it'll be empty forever.
I wish I can make music properly.
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 7, 2017 17:02:30 GMT
Granted, but no one ever hears it.
I wish I could meet the McElroys
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Post by Con Air on May 7, 2017 19:35:27 GMT
Granted, but they force you to be in a podcast where you get mutilated. I wish that cool and new web comic never existed.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on May 7, 2017 20:50:59 GMT
Granted, but it is replaced by neat and recent internet graphic novel.
I wish I could have seen Hamilton.
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Post by Con Air on May 7, 2017 21:56:20 GMT
Granted. It's still about a forgotten American historical hero rapping. Not everyone is fortunate. I wish for an exploding sheep like in Worms.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 7, 2017 22:32:03 GMT
Granted. It kills you.
I wish Worms wasn't the next thing CA will be talking about nonstop.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 7, 2017 22:53:25 GMT
Granted. Now Con Air is constantly spouting dead unfunny memes in every post. I wish that I could see the Hamilton performance happening on the 17th of May, 2017 at the Orpheum Theatre, which is specifically at 1192 Market Street, San Francisco, CA.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 7, 2017 23:22:29 GMT
Granted. Just before the show, though, one of the lead actors falls terribly ill and his/her understudy totally ruins the performance.
I wish to finally call that friend who I've been saying I'll call for the past 3 months.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 7, 2017 23:29:07 GMT
Granted, unfortunately they changed their number.
I wish for a penny.
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Post by Con Air on May 7, 2017 23:32:14 GMT
Granted. But he doesn't answer back. I wish to explore Spooky's house of jumpscares. (What could possibly go wrong? *insert bubsy joke here*) (And no I won't be talking non stop about games. The Undertale barrage was unnecessary.)
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 7, 2017 23:36:08 GMT
Granted. Contrary to what you were expecting, the jumpscares aren't that scary.
I wish the ROBLOX community wasn't absolute garbage.
(And yeah, Con Air. It was rude of me to snap about you like that, but I appreciate seeing you make an effort.)
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Post by Con Air on May 8, 2017 0:07:54 GMT
Granted. Now the Blockland community is that times infinity. I wish that Siivagunner would die in a hole.
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 8, 2017 5:56:51 GMT
Granted but whoever that is is taking you with them.
I wish I was good at RPing.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 8, 2017 6:29:47 GMT
Granted, however all the roleplay groups you participate in start falling out as soon as they are created. Less and less people roleplay until it stops altogether, and then you'll have to find a new group.
I wish for ████ ███ ████ ████ ███████ ██████ ███████, ███ ████ ███ ███████ ████. ███ ████ █████ ██████████.
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 8, 2017 8:27:53 GMT
Granted, but I cannot see it cause it all in literally just black squares, probably because of different font or a character i don't have. So I just ended up giving a toaster. (No Joke... I can't see it)
I wish I can see the wish you wished for.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 8, 2017 14:56:55 GMT
Granted. You are already seeing the wish he wished for though, as he literally just used the "black square" character a bunch of times and wrote nothing; that was the joke.
I wish I could draw things of the same quality that I do now, but faster.
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Post by cealvan on May 8, 2017 18:36:20 GMT
granted but it also means that you get writers cramp more often.
i wish that i didn't have to go to summer school.
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Post by Con Air on May 8, 2017 21:56:43 GMT
Granted. Now you have to go to school for 7 days a week. I wish for zeeky boogy doog.
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