researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 9, 2017 2:20:07 GMT
Granted, you get the power to ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG.... but because nobody knows what the hell that is, you basically remain unchanged and as unimportant as ever, and nobody respects your awesome powers at all.
I wish to time travel back in time so I could put the car in the garage before its windows got smashed in by hail.
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Post by Con Air on May 9, 2017 2:34:33 GMT
Granted. But when you take it out again, it gets smashed by hail again. Some things were just meant to happen. I wish for lotsa spaghetti.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 9, 2017 2:39:13 GMT
Granted. You receive far too much spaghetti and have literally no room in your house to store it. Your home is ruined in a flood of pasta.
I wish for a YouTube gaming channel with a modest-sized fan base of decent people.
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Post by cealvan on May 9, 2017 18:53:37 GMT
granted but all the other youtube gaming channels make fun of it, and all the other fan bases make fun of your fan base
i wish for a friend.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 9, 2017 21:41:55 GMT
Granted. He's a terrible influence.
I wish for the Heroes in my tabletop game to recover from having their backsides kicked during the first 3 rounds.
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Post by Con Air on May 10, 2017 3:03:05 GMT
Granted. They defeat all the opponents that stand in their way.... but since this is a tabletop game, they fall off the table. They die from the fall. I wish that I could make a cough medicine that turns the users into sludge when they use it, then infect the world ( except for me and my loved ones) with a cough! NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 10, 2017 7:03:20 GMT
Granted, but the sludge becomes the new zombies and the world ended up being in a zombie apocalypse full of sludge instead. And even though you and your loved ones won't be infected, they still can be killed.
I wish Con Air has the lung capacity to laugh like Papyrus for years.
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Post by Con Air on May 10, 2017 12:49:58 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, I laugh so much that I can't eat, and starve. I wish for a bazooka.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 10, 2017 15:23:43 GMT
Granted, but unfortunately it was made by Dirk's bro (Dave post scratch) and it was shitty as fuck, instead of shooting real rockets, it shoot words that said "roketc"
I wish Homestuck get's resurrected once more to conquer all of the world, cause I never got to experience it.
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Post by cealvan on May 10, 2017 18:34:51 GMT
granted but it has to wait to do so until one year after your death.
I wish that MayoR had gotten more screen time in Homestuck
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Post by The One Guy on May 10, 2017 18:51:25 GMT
Granted. You get 40 more pages of nothing but Dave doing this to him. I wish my computer could connect to good quality high speed wireless internet from anywhere.
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Post by twinfuckyou on May 10, 2017 22:09:08 GMT
sure. but all you can access is 40 homestuck pages of nothing but Dave doing this to the mayor. i wish that i had a usb flight stick
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 11, 2017 0:46:47 GMT
Granted... but It's just a USB drive in the shape of a flight stick... and the cap got crazy glued on by your youngest living relative.
I wish tomorrow didn't blur by so quickly like today did.
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Post by cealvan on May 11, 2017 1:25:01 GMT
granted but only because there are time-space shenanigans that make tomorrow last forever.
i wish that my sisters boyfriend were not a total jerk to her
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 11, 2017 1:40:57 GMT
Granted. He is now a total jerk to you.
(Dude, I'm sorry to hear that. That's not cool.)
I wish the epic Homestuck-inspired tabletop game battle I just finished were put into a flash-animated adaption.
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Post by cealvan on May 11, 2017 2:14:53 GMT
granted but it's been put through a few poor compression algorithms, and now you can't really tell what's going on. (it's ok, I just hope he doesn't end up crossing a line) I wish that I could get this bit of code working.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 11, 2017 5:09:24 GMT
Granted, but the bit of code activates your death.
I wish I am a regular poster in the forums.
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Post by Final Cat on May 11, 2017 11:10:45 GMT
Granted. You are now a poster of Gamzee defecating on Karkat's Crabtop.
I wish I could see what happened in between Rose and Kanaya's wedding cake being delivered and everyone going trickster mode.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 11, 2017 15:07:15 GMT
Granted. It's horrible and you're scarred for life. (Does that really happen? I was just getting back the determination to continue reading. I want no more tricksters!)
I wish I could play Cantr II as a Salem/Ra's Al Ghul expy who is destined success in using manipulation, charm and skill in order to amass a submissive army of followers and a huge network of social connections in order to gain ultimate power, before using a combination of superattacks, assasinations and propiganda to irreparably annihilate the vague semblance of order and civilization the game had before, and be remembered forever as the Cantr II ultimate evil.
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Post by Final Cat on May 11, 2017 18:51:03 GMT
(What I said was in the credits) Granted, but he's so evil that he escapes the game and kills your family.
I wish I went to hell.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 11, 2017 20:40:25 GMT
(Dang, I thought that one would be difficult to corrupt.) Granted. You leave your deodorant at home.
I wish I could find an RP community that isn't garbage.
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Post by The One Guy on May 11, 2017 21:06:19 GMT
Granted. You find an RP community that is made up of human beings rather than waste products! Wow! They're still all terrible people, though.
I wish the renovation on my workplace's cafeteria was finished already.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 11, 2017 22:20:01 GMT
Granted. They drop everything this instant and say that whatever state it's in now is all they'll do.
I wish that the next wish I post on here not get corrupted.
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 12, 2017 0:36:56 GMT
Granted, but the next wish you post will be, and I quote, "I wish for a glass of water."
I wish for that glass of water to be full of sugar and salt.
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 12, 2017 0:43:25 GMT
Granted. your next glass of water is like that, and you are forced to drink it. bottoms up.
I wish to be a transformer
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