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Post by mistertorchwick on May 12, 2017 0:56:46 GMT
Granted. You're the guy on the right: I wish for a glass of water.
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Post by twinfuckyou on May 12, 2017 3:17:18 GMT
sure, my man. wishes are wishes. i wish for all of my 4chan posts to be atleast 3 layer dubs and at the end
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Post by cealvan on Jun 22, 2017 22:36:39 GMT
granted if by dubs you mean dubstep, and by three layers, you mean the number of instruments playing at any given time(actually that may sound cool, I'm not to cultured in dubstep so I don't know)
I wish to revive this thread
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Post by mistertorchwick on Jun 23, 2017 4:30:19 GMT
Granted. But we're the only ones who are here.
I wish to watch a cool movie with my team this summer BEFORE my family beats me to it.
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Post by The One Guy on Jun 23, 2017 14:13:21 GMT
Granted, but it's because the rest of your family dies and thus literally can't see it first.
I wish my favorite webcomics had more varied update schedules (rather than most of them just doing the standard Monday-Wendesday-Friday), without decreasing the frequency of their updates.
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Post by mistertorchwick on Jun 23, 2017 14:36:29 GMT
Granted. You now get at least one webcomic every day of the week, but several of them decide to post a week early to sponsors, and thus you can't go on the internet without hearing spoilers about next week's update.
I wish my new Homestuck AU (Muse English) will get a following.
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Post by cealvan on Jul 9, 2017 19:52:16 GMT
granted but the following will be of rabid squirrels, and they will more follow you.
I wish that this thread could stay alive for more than four posts
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Post by telaxius on Jul 9, 2017 22:28:01 GMT
Granted, it is so active that before you can ever write a response to a post at least ten different people have done better and funnier posts than yours.
I wish for all the things written down in my secret book "Things I would wish for If I could wish for things", excluding all the ones that have been crossed or scribbled out.
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Post by cealvan on Jul 10, 2017 20:37:20 GMT
granted but you must post them here first, and they will only be granted in the way we dictate
I wish that applying for college was easier
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Post by mistertorchwick on Jul 11, 2017 0:18:24 GMT
Granted. Colleges are inundated with subpar students and cheaters, waitlists become a given for all college classes, and the value of a diploma drops to practically zero.
I wish to stop saying abysmally stupid and embarrassing crap in front of the person I'm interested in.
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Post by dregflurb on Jul 11, 2017 3:15:07 GMT
Wish granted, however instead of you saying stupid stuff in front of the person you're interested in, you say stupid stuff infront of everyone, strangers or not.
I wish I was more active in the forums and that Spacecode would get an actual suggestion.
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Post by cealvan on Jul 11, 2017 19:37:56 GMT
granted, but you give up your entire life in order to do so
I wish that I could manage to get on my roleplay at the same time as the rest of the crew.
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Post by immemorAugur on Jul 18, 2017 6:02:32 GMT
Granted, you are well scheduled and well motivated, but when you assume the role of another, your mind enters a fugue state, and truly believing you are the character you pretended to be, you leave your life. the various aspects of the other personality force you out until what we could consider you has vanished in it's entirety. The new being, blissfully unaware of you and your connections, starts it's own life away from where you live now. After years of relative peace (or not, depending on who it is), the state begins to fade, your habits reassert themselves, your memories reappear, and you forget the time you spent as this new person. Upon becoming cognizant once more, you've no recollection of this false life you lived. Years of your life simply vanish. You do not know the people the other you knew, and the people who claim to be your friends, even loved ones, are naught but strangers to you. Your old life lies in tatters, as you have been presumed dead for ages. Your old friends and family rejoice your return and scorn you leaving. The rift created between you and these people will never truly heal.
Have fun, though!
I wish that I was able to more accurately translate mental images into art.
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Post by cealvan on Jul 18, 2017 22:10:41 GMT
granted, the images you make are so accurate to the mental states that people can not even imagine the art without being overwhelmed by the feelings you are trying to convey, and those who get close enough to see it with their own two eyes are instantly evaporated by the feelings coming from the mental images.
I wish that I was able to make friends
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Post by foodman on Jul 19, 2017 0:29:54 GMT
Granted, you are now able to create small robots that happen to be called friends.
I wish for tape dispensers.
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immemorAugur
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Post by immemorAugur on Jul 19, 2017 5:27:03 GMT
Granted. You now have two tape dispensers. And that is all they do. Dispense. Even when you do not want tape, they produce it. They do not stop. There is no physical way the tape they are producing follows the laws of physics, and yet it dispenses on. Forever. The world is engulfed in tape. the tape piles on, higher and higher. It reaches the moon. The moon is eaten within the week. Life is tape, and soon, the universe should soon succumb to the tape.
Tape. A true meaning to life.
I wish I had the ability to dilate time around me in a controlled manner, keeping me able to move and interact with things at a normal rate even when the rest of the world is frozen.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jul 19, 2017 12:26:52 GMT
Granted, but times moves outside of your little world, and you cannot stop it. your like a ghost, you can interact with things but you cant be seen. The world eventually figures that you are dead and leaves all you've done behind. And then the world moves again. But your still a ghost. your forced to watch your own funeral, and your families, and then you realize you cant age. You cant die. You become distraught, shouting out constantly for help into the vast depths of space. You watch as the world crumbles, and the solar system getting engulfed by the suns supernova. And your still here. Floating. You are everywhere, and nowhere. And then,
You finally die. Only to be reborn, and live the same sad life. You cant change your fate. You are stuck in an endless loop.
Fun.
I wish I knew how to dab properly.
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immemorAugur
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Post by immemorAugur on Jul 20, 2017 1:04:03 GMT
Granted. The Dab Yogis come down from Dab mountain to collect the Chosen Dab Master, who's coming has been foretold since the dawn of dancing, when the very first caveman got his wiggle on and flailed wildly around that sacred flame pit. The masters of the craft follow their Dab acolytes who use their dabs to dowse for your location. After days of searching, they finally find the Chosen Dab Master. It is you, in the exact moment after you have made your Dab wish to whatever entity you made it to. They take you up to their Dab monasteries, where they meditate on Dank Memes™, and practice the magic of Dabbing. After years of grueling training, deep meditation on the art of the Dab, and creating the Dankest Memes of this century, the prophecy begins to unfold. Upon the high peak of the Dab mountain, a figure appears in bright and glorious attire. It challenges the world that no creature has so mastered the art of Dance magic to rival his Macarena powers. So they call upon you in their time of need. You face the Macarena God, and before his eyes, you produce the most beautiful, most technically, precisely performed Dab in all of recorded memory. Tears slide down the faces of those stoic monks in their kung-fu esque getups and the world is engulfed in the power of The Proper Dab. The world is reshaped, molded by the events that transpired, and you... You are it's god. With the Dab, you are omnipotent. With omnipotence, you are omniscient. Truly, you are a god.
I wish I had mild telekinesis. Maybe strong enough to pick up my backpack full of stuff but not much more.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 27, 2017 23:18:04 GMT
Granted. You face off against Sollux with those powers though, and get EYEBEAM'D!
I wish for the electric chair.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jul 29, 2017 4:15:18 GMT
Granted. It does the Body Electric... slide right on out from underneath you and keeps on dancing the night away before crashing into the sun.
I wish the bedroom light would turn itself off when people leave the room.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jul 29, 2017 4:37:42 GMT
granted, but it never turns off and makes you unable to sleep.
i wish i had a psace ship
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foodman
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Post by foodman on Aug 5, 2017 4:12:07 GMT
You now own a psave ship, however soon everyone will soon own psace ship's and they will be significantly better then yours due to technology always increasing, this is the only psace ship you can ever own and it is horribly outdated. You are the laughing stock of the psace ship community. Ha ha. ha.
I wish for the abilty to possess T-shirts filled with creme cheese..
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Post by nighttime_madness on Aug 5, 2017 6:54:13 GMT
Granted. When you possess one, you realize there's no way out of it, and you cannot move it at all. All you can do is wait.
I wish for a magic cat!
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Post by cealvan on Aug 6, 2017 1:52:54 GMT
granted but it's an A-hole to you, and to everyone in general, but especially to you.
i wish that mosquitos didn't see me as a buffet
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Post by nighttime_madness on Aug 6, 2017 2:36:20 GMT
granted. You now have hordes of mosquitoes trying to bang you everywhere you go. Your social life collapses.
I wish I could go to and from Heck just by thinking about it.
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