PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 12, 2016 5:32:54 GMT
Really? I thought there were complete reliance on items. Guess I'll take a swing at the lima bean, then.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 12, 2016 5:38:21 GMT
>Creates Forum Game >Gives Up ownership of Forum Game >Tries to break rules of said game
I start bustin' on Marshmallow Chump again!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 12, 2016 5:39:05 GMT
WELL TOO BAD. I steal the items anyway, do what I did before, and have the Gassy Cat fart into the fire at the Lima Bean.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 6:37:33 GMT
Guess I'll take a swing at the lima bean, then. You swing the Muon Trap at the lima bean. It gets kinda smushed. 0.5 DMG! (0.5/1)hP left But you swung the trap too hard! It hits you in the face! -6 hp! (14/22)hP left I start bustin' on Marshmallow Chump again! Oohhh, bustin's never felt so good! Mr. Stay Puft's fucked! 30 DMG! (-20/80)hP left. hP diminished! Stay Puft is dead! The marshmallow maniac is defeated, resulting in an downpour of marshmallow creme. Some of it falls into quixoticTokki's mouth, restoring full health! qT: (22/22) hP left theoddisee celebrates with aquilus3, smooching the night away! +100 Amore Tokens! (21/22)hP left But what's this? Lord Gak still reigns supreme! He's choking the wildlife to death with his gross slime residue! DO something!!!!! WELL TOO BAD. I steal the items anyway, do what I did before, and have the Gassy Cat fart into the fire at the Lima Bean. Gassy Cat doesn't want to be complicit with this flagrant display of disrespect towards rules! He scratches up your face one final time and farts away up towards the heavens. -10 hP! (8/22)hP left Enemies: Lord Gak of Fuckville, and a half squished lima bean Items: Mystical Marshmallow Creme, a fart cloud, cat poop on a stick, and an outdated newspaper that swept into the battle
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 12, 2016 7:35:01 GMT
I take the outdated newspaper and roll it up, and squish the lima bean all the way!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 12, 2016 14:56:35 GMT
OOOMPH! I quickly eat the marshmallow creme to restore health. I also force Lord Gak to eat the Cat Poop on a Stick!
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 12, 2016 17:05:25 GMT
I fan the fart cloud into Gak's face.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 12, 2016 17:07:37 GMT
I punch lord gak I guess
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 12, 2016 18:36:49 GMT
Hit Lord Gak, but refrain from using the trap this time. Pretty sure my bare hands will suffice.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 12, 2016 20:57:27 GMT
I take the outdated newspaper and roll it up, and squish the lima bean all the way! You attempt to slam the rolled-up newspaper onto the lima bean. It's not strong enough! There's now a lima bean-shaped stain on the paper. 0.01 DMG. (0.49/1)hP left You get a paper cut from the filthy news rag! -2 hP! (19/22)hP left OOOMPH! I quickly eat the marshmallow creme to restore health. I also force Lord Gak to eat the Cat Poop on a Stick! You try to eat the creme, but it sticks to your fingers! Now everything you grab is stuck onto your hands for 10 turns! You tempt Lord Gak with the finest cat poop in existence, but he outright refuses! He smacks your hand away into your face! Gross!!!!!! -4 hp! (4/22) left I fan the fart cloud into Gak's face. Looking like a goddamn fool, you use your hands and breath to fan the fart cloud into his face. Ugh, that was a ripe one! 15 DMG! Gak is poisoned for 3 turns! (45/60)hP left P.U., you accidentally breathed some of the fart in! -5 hP! (17/22)hP left You punch him. A monster made of viscous slime. Okay. Your fist was strong enough to enter his body, but now it's stuck there! Oh, woe is you! 5 DMG! Gak is poisoned, remember! Additional 5 DMG! (35/60) hP left You also breathe in some of the fart. -5 hP. (17/22)hP left Hit Lord Gak, but refrain from using the trap this time. Pretty sure my bare hands will suffice. Too bad you didn't see what happened to heyitskane! The same thing happens to you, but you used both of your fists! *cue wah-wah-wahh SFX* 10 DMG! Poison bonus! 5 DMG! (20/60)hP left You see a puppy choking to death on the vile gak! This hurts you spiritually! -6hP! (8/22)hP left Enemies: Lord Gak the Puppy Killer, and a slightly more damaged lima bean Items: A can of spinach that rolled by, a barber pole, and a small bottle of acrylic paint
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 12, 2016 21:10:38 GMT
I grab the barber pole and wack Lord Gak with it.
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 12, 2016 21:49:45 GMT
I grab the spinach can and smash it open to consume its contents. It's time to get all POPEYE up in this bitch #buffQT
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Post by Con Air on Jul 12, 2016 21:54:38 GMT
NOO I needed that spinach... I con QuixoticTokki out of his spinach by forcing him to buy the Acryllic Paint. REVEnGE!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 12, 2016 23:05:14 GMT
I make a big fuss about sharing and make contact air and quioxictokki share the spinach
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 13, 2016 0:34:47 GMT
I use the Proton Pack, and do a sweeping attack to hurt all enemies!
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 1:27:04 GMT
I grab the barber pole and wack Lord Gak with it. You, QT, Con Air, and theoddisee do a quick barbershop quartet song as you swish the barber pole around in his stomach (your hands are stuck, remember?), increasing your ATK! You deal 10 DMG! Last poison bonus! 5 DMG! (5/60)hP left I grab the spinach can and smash it open to consume its contents. It's time to get all POPEYE up in this bitch #buffQT Using what meager strength you have, you successfully bust open the can o' spinach, yuk auk auk auk auk auk. +1000 ATK! NOO I needed that spinach... I con QuixoticTokki out of his spinach by forcing him to buy the Acryllic Paint. REVEnGE! quixoticTokki's a SHE, you scoundrel! With her newfound strength and agility, she holds you back with a single pinky, and flicks you onto your ass! -2 hP! (2/22)hP left I make a big fuss about sharing and make con air and quioxictokki share the spinach It's no use, the spinach is being digested as you speak! I use the Proton Pack, and do a sweeping attack to hurt all enemies! In a blaze of highly unstable radiation, you deal the final blow to Gak! 30 DMG! (-25/60)hP left. hP diminished! Lord Gak is dead! Standing back to admire your handiwork, you accidentally step on the lima bean. 0.48 DMG! (0.01/1)hP left Enraged, the lima bean transforms into its true form, a la Dark Souls style!: TRUE LIMA BOSSTrue Lima Boss's hP increases! (1000/1000)hP left True Lima Boss's ATK increases! True Lima Boss's DEF increases! It is truly a horrifying thing to witness. Enemies: (BOSS BATTLE) TRUE Lima BossItems: (LEGENDARY ITEMS) Warhammer of Zillyhoo, Infallible Muon Trap to Hell, Tome of Hygienic Limericks, Infinite Rubik's Cube, Golden Mecha Jeff Goldblum, Whoopi Goldberg Machine, and a Pocket Protector of the Doomed
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Jul 13, 2016 1:32:40 GMT
I wield the Warhammer of Zillyhoo with my new buff strength, and attack the Lima Boss!
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 1:42:27 GMT
I perform the Heimlich Manuver on QuixoticTokki, forcing HER to throw up HER spinach, and I eat it! I also activate the Whoopi Goldberg Machine, dressing me up like Whoopi Goldberg! (Why do I exist just to be given the middle finger salute) (Also I want details on how the Whoopi Goldberg machine works)
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 13, 2016 1:47:16 GMT
Are my hands still stuck?
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 13, 2016 1:52:09 GMT
(Why do I exist just to be given the middle finger salute) Because you need to learn to play nicely with others Are my hands still stuck? Nope, Gak's residue has dissolved, although you're still a little slimy
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Jul 13, 2016 2:02:03 GMT
I do not get any of the untaken items. Instead, I use the barber pole to strike the TRUE Lima Boss.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 2:07:02 GMT
(I only stole because 1: I needed items because no new ones 2: I needed health badly because you were pummeling me so much)
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Jul 13, 2016 2:50:18 GMT
I take the Pocket Protector of the Doomed and achieve true Nerd Prowess! Using my Nerd powers, I fiddle with the Proton Pack, allowing it to Ubercharge QT!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 13, 2016 17:00:07 GMT
I use the Whoopi Goldberg machine to summon a legion of Whoopi Goldbergs and have them attack the true lima boss.
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Post by Con Air on Jul 13, 2016 17:49:23 GMT
I already used the Whoopi Goldberg Machine.
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