Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 6, 2017 20:03:31 GMT
Have you tried turning your closet off and on again?
Mom, there's a treasure map in my closet!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 6, 2017 20:37:44 GMT
So that's where my dead pirate uncle left it! I've been looking for that for ages; we'll be rich!
Mom, my closet is a mimic!
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 6, 2017 20:48:33 GMT
Kill it with fire!
Mom, my closet is burning!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 6, 2017 21:30:24 GMT
Kill it with water!
Mom, my closet's all wet!
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Post by RedeadITA on Jan 6, 2017 22:05:10 GMT
CLEAN IT WITH WATER
mom my Closet is melting
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 6, 2017 23:03:27 GMT
Oh, don't be silly! Your closet isn't melting, everything else in your room is!
Mum, there's a wizard in me closet!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 7, 2017 23:04:19 GMT
dont be silly, honey. If it makes you feel better, i'll call the antimage monster, there's a mom in my closet
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 8, 2017 12:47:52 GMT
RAWR.
Mom, there isn't any apple juice in my closet!
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Post by Con Air on Jan 8, 2017 15:56:42 GMT
That's because Howie Mandell peed into it. Mom! There's a blue box containing a picture of Ben Stiller in my closet!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 9, 2017 15:48:25 GMT
Dig around in it some more, there should be a pair of sunglasses in there too.
Mom, please let me out of the closet. *Cries*
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 9, 2017 19:38:39 GMT
No.
Mom, there's another kid in my closet!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 10, 2017 1:08:29 GMT
You're in your sister's room, honey.
Mom, ERROR 404: CLOSET CANNOT CLOSET.!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 10, 2017 4:11:46 GMT
honey, 10101010111000010101010010100 mom, there's a man rubbing his nipples yelling "YEAGHS" in my closet
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 12, 2017 21:56:05 GMT
That's my closet.
Mom, there's a monkey in my closet!
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 12, 2017 22:23:21 GMT
Don't be silly dear, monkeys aren't real.
Mom, there's some intriguing philosophical quandaries in my closet!
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 13, 2017 1:30:00 GMT
Okay, go in my closet and ask Socrates to stop rubbing his nipples and come help you.
Mom, there's a one-eyed stand-up comedian in my closet!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jan 13, 2017 16:49:47 GMT
Cy-cl(a)op for him, dear.
Mom, theres a 1 in my 2!
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Krixwell
Juvesquirt
Slowness II (4:13)
Posts: 13
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Post by Krixwell on Jan 14, 2017 13:28:59 GMT
And a 3 in my 4! *orchestra starts playing*
Mom, there's a mom in my mom.
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 14, 2017 16:13:59 GMT
That's a whole lot of lesbians.
Mom, there's a danny devito in my closet!
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Post by Con Air on Jan 14, 2017 17:13:21 GMT
Just tell him to die in a hole. Mom! There's a noot noot in my closet!
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Post by twinfuckyou on Jan 24, 2017 8:21:00 GMT
dont worry honey, i'll remix it for you MOM! there an edgelord in my closet!
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 24, 2017 8:44:47 GMT
I'll just kick the guy out.
Mom, Lord English is ALREADY IN MY CLOSET!
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jan 24, 2017 16:17:18 GMT
INFERIOR BEING, I HAVE ALREADY TERMINATED YOUR HUMAN LUSUS THAT YOU CALL "MOM".
bro, where's my closet
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Post by professionalMKsman on Jan 24, 2017 16:46:11 GMT
Oh sorry, I used that to go sledding and it fell into a bottomless pit. Think on the bright side though, at least you don't have to worry about monsters that could be in there.
Mom, where is my super suit? It ain't in my closet!
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Xycronic
Greentike
still garbage, last i checked
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Post by Xycronic on Jan 28, 2017 7:02:46 GMT
I may have, uh, ripped it while I was trying it on.
Mom, there's a ME in the closet!
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