researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 2, 2016 20:52:56 GMT
Granted, but whatever player jack you plug them into breaks down within five minutes, costing you thousands in repetitive repair bills.
I wish I never had to buy a computer with windows 10 on it!
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 2, 2016 21:04:45 GMT
Granted, instead you had to buy a computer with Windows ME on it.
I wish I had powers like Jade has in Homestuck.
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Shenanigan
Greentike
Probably should've made this account a while ago.
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Post by Shenanigan on May 3, 2016 1:46:13 GMT
Granted, you can now teleport yourself and others. Where you end up however, is a mystery.
I wish I had angel wings on my back that were big enough to let me fly freely.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 3, 2016 3:28:39 GMT
Granted. You are now an ANGEL in the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Your PRINCE OF HOPE is aiming something SHINY at you.
I wish Static Electricity didn't accumulate so rapidly around me.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 3, 2016 6:33:36 GMT
Granted. Electricity no longer has any affect on you. Of course that means that your brain can no longer function and you die.
I wish my apartment door didn't get stuck on the doorframe so often.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 3, 2016 7:03:35 GMT
Granted. Your apartment no longer has a door.
I wish I had a roll of toilet paper that regenerated whenever it is used
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 3, 2016 13:50:58 GMT
Granted, but this counts as a TIME WISH, with all the pretext of such a connotation included.
I wish I were a Power Ranger!
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Shenanigan
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Post by Shenanigan on May 3, 2016 17:20:18 GMT
Granted. You were once a Power Ranger, but lost the keys to your Mega Zord and now your friends fight aliens without a left leg.
I wish I was someone else.
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Post by therationaldove on May 3, 2016 20:13:22 GMT
Granted, this senario only works in a world without chocolate.
I wish that my laundary would get done really quickly.
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Post by hebibebi on May 3, 2016 20:58:58 GMT
Granted, this senario only works in a world without chocolate. I wish that my laundary would get done really quickly. ----------------------------------------------------- Wish granted, but you still need to do your actual laundry. You have the laundary though. I wish for a pet snake that would not harm me.
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on May 3, 2016 21:37:31 GMT
Congratulations, you have a pet snake which doesn't harm YOU. Your friends and family, on the other hand, are attacked, and your snake is put down, and you are held responsible.
I wish I was Caliborn.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 3, 2016 21:57:46 GMT
Granted, You are now a GHOST CALIBORN, wandering aimlessly through the furthest ring with no idea of what went wrong.
I wish I knew more people personally.
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Post by therationaldove on May 3, 2016 22:09:00 GMT
Granted, but they are very similar people.
I wish that I had more motivation for finals.
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Post by hebibebi on May 3, 2016 22:41:21 GMT
Granted, but they are very similar people. I wish that I had more motivation for finals. You find that taking the finals is now absurdly easy and you have all the motivation you need, sadly in order to make this wish you needed to sacrifice your pet dog's life and existence in order to make time for it all. You no longer know that your pet dog had ever been in your life, because you are a terrible person. I wish that I could ride a bike.
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PlatinumUmbreon
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 3, 2016 23:00:18 GMT
Granted, but you can't drive a car anymore.
I wish mean people would stop being mean.
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Post by hebibebi on May 3, 2016 23:05:56 GMT
Granted, but you can't drive a car anymore. I wish mean people would stop being mean. Granted, but now being nice is perceived as being mean. (I couldn't drive in the first place, joke is on you!) I wish people could eat plastic.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 4, 2016 15:56:12 GMT
Granted. People can eat plastic. Not that it's healthy or a good idea, though. So basically, nothing changes.
I wish my laptop's casing was sturdier.
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Post by Neptz on May 4, 2016 16:39:31 GMT
Granted. It's sturdy but is also ridiculously big. Better get a big table.
I wish inedible things were safe to eat and we didn't die from eating them.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on May 4, 2016 20:38:17 GMT
Congrats!
Now, edible things are fatal, instead!
I wish for a million bucks.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on May 4, 2016 21:16:49 GMT
Granted! You now have 1 million counterfeit American dollars. Enjoy your fake money!
I wish that I didn't have allergies to pollen anymore.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on May 4, 2016 21:17:34 GMT
Granted, but you're immediately robbed and lose everything other than the million dollars. CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUD.
Granted. You're now allergic to cotton.
I wish I drew better.
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Post by Neptz on May 4, 2016 23:34:24 GMT
Granted. It's the only thing you're good at.
I wish my fanventure was popular.
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on May 5, 2016 0:37:21 GMT
Granted. You are now covered in the spotlight and have no time to yourself, while having to deal with a few 'haters'. You're a slave to popularity and you can never escape it.
I wish Jane Crocker had a crush on me.
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Post by Neptz on May 5, 2016 0:47:40 GMT
jokes on you that's everything i've ever wanted
Granted. You're now Jake English, and she fucks it up spectacularly when admitting to you, and you never develop a interest in her.
I wish I was hip with the kids.
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Post by hebibebi on May 5, 2016 1:16:30 GMT
YOu and all the kids, are now Hip, a incredibly uncool old guy.
I wish I was the smartest person living or dead, but still alive myself.
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