Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on Nov 18, 2016 1:21:43 GMT
I see your anti ninja, but I am too Kung Fu to listen! Knowing death is imminent [This was a bad time to randomly have offscreen flashbacks/forget about this due to terrible memory.] I decide to try my luck with the DECK to defend myself. I also suggest someone figure out what OFF means, anyways. EDIT:
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Post by jondanger23 on Nov 18, 2016 1:33:51 GMT
I join in and pick of the sawed-off and chicken sword!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Nov 18, 2016 1:48:55 GMT
> Attempt to eat some pepperoni to get back some health. You really hate to do this, as you were saving those to kill the eldritch abomination. He is really allergic to pepperoni.
> Try to run past the turrets, Try to cover the major arteries and organs in a lot of pepperoni as a sort of makeshift Armour.
> Run in a zig-zag pattern, that makes them have a harder time shooting at you.
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Post by melonlord on Nov 18, 2016 2:59:12 GMT
I leave the armory behind for now; too many enemies to take it without backup. I be sure to leave some sort of sign or mark there, though.
I follow my trail back to the main hallway (if there's time) force my way in (if I'm able) and rez timetech with the defibrillator.
If I can't get into the main hallway, I assault the guardbots from the back like a raging storm, using my whip to yank robots into the walls, each other, and towards me and my spiky shield.
Regardless of which action I take, I also drop my war handmer for somebody without a weapon to take. I also suggest that everybody get the heck out of dodge if they can, and help me raid the armory to get some weapons for our dead/new party members.
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Post by [Meme Friend] TheOddISee on Nov 18, 2016 7:42:27 GMT
I wake up from my dirt nap, and proceed to mourn the loss of all my other items, and my crazy op cloak
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 18, 2016 9:19:28 GMT
I'M DEAD AGAIN? Well, at least I'm dead and not Vaporized... fuck... I'll never keep dying. My items are lost, right?
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Post by joebob on Nov 18, 2016 10:12:19 GMT
If I can continue carving unnoticed in the corner, I do so. if the robots at any point start shooting me, I block what I can with magic, then zap them. with magic.
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Post by Con Air on Nov 18, 2016 14:50:53 GMT
I come back to life in a rage and smash Pionoplayer's head in.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 19, 2016 4:46:09 GMT
(( well maybe you should've looked at the fact that IF melonlords combo doesn't work. R E A D. ))
EDIT: whoops. i use the spring boots to jump back into battle, or atleast on solid ground.
i smash up some more guard bots.
i also hand the padded cap to con, i'm not a defensive player.
i take the defib and rez trickle.
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Post by melonlord on Nov 19, 2016 5:52:43 GMT
(( well maybe you should've looked at the fact that IF melonlords combo doesn't work. R E A D. )) i smash up some more guard bots. i also hand the padded cap to con, i'm not a defensive player. i take the defib and rez trickle. ...Wait, aren't you currently falling out a window on the back of a metal crawler? Also your stuff got denied because you already had 5 things in your inventory, and couldn't pick up the ion gloves or defibrillator. It wasn't because my combo went through.
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Post by Piono on Nov 19, 2016 23:38:53 GMT
Apologies for no update, I got sidetracked by IRL happenings yesterday, and today I just feel like crap. Update to come Monday.
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Post by Piono on Nov 22, 2016 1:43:40 GMT
Lost, but not forgotten I see your anti ninja, but I am too Kung Fu to listen! Knowing death is imminent [This was a bad time to randomly have offscreen flashbacks/forget about this due to terrible memory.] I decide to try my luck with the DECK to defend myself. I also suggest someone figure out what OFF means, anyways. EDIT: :( Sadly for you, I got the Anti-ninja: Deluxe package, which works on martial arts users of any kind, so you remain dead. I join in and pick of the sawed-off and chicken sword! You jump in the place with the most people! Now, there are two potential ways to implement this, most people total (including corpses), which puts you in the middle of a horrendously unfair robot fight, Or I can spawn you plummeting to your death because unlike either of the other two falling characters you don't have any sort of fall damage prevention. I choose the former. You spawn in the main hallway with the shotgun and chicken sword. > Attempt to eat some pepperoni to get back some health. You really hate to do this, as you were saving those to kill the eldritch abomination. He is really allergic to pepperoni. > Try to run past the turrets, Try to cover the major arteries and organs in a lot of pepperoni as a sort of makeshift Armour. > Run in a zig-zag pattern, that makes them have a harder time shooting at you. You consume the pepperoni, regaining 25 health. 15 of that is lost to machine gun fire as you dart past the turrets with a well-performed serpentine evasion pattern. I leave the armory behind for now; too many enemies to take it without backup. I be sure to leave some sort of sign or mark there, though. I follow my trail back to the main hallway (if there's time) force my way in (if I'm able) and rez timetech with the defibrillator. If I can't get into the main hallway, I assault the guardbots from the back like a raging storm, using my whip to yank robots into the walls, each other, and towards me and my spiky shield. Regardless of which action I take, I also drop my war handmer for somebody without a weapon to take. I also suggest that everybody get the heck out of dodge if they can, and help me raid the armory to get some weapons for our dead/new party members. You leave the armory and charge back to the main hall. You find yourself unable to force your way back in because in your way are the Iron Hulk, and even then, between you and it are another 8 guardbots. That doesn't deter you, you smash up 3 of them almost immediately. Sadly, the war handmer goes unclaimed by anyone else, and remains in your inventory. I wake up from my dirt nap, and proceed to mourn the loss of all my other items, and my crazy op cloak You wake up and proceed to mourn the loss of all your items despite the fact the OP cloak was the only lost item you actually used. I'M DEAD AGAIN? Well, at least I'm dead and not Vaporized... fuck... I'll never keep dying. My items are lost, right? Actually... If I can continue carving unnoticed in the corner, I do so. if the robots at any point start shooting me, I block what I can with magic, then zap them. with magic. You continue carving, you don't think you'll get too much more power out of it though. I come back to life in a rage and smash Pionoplayer's head in. You come back to life and fruitlessly attempt to smash my head in. Buddy, you're not even in the same place as me, and it'll be a good while before you can get at me. (( well maybe you should've looked at the fact that IF melonlords combo doesn't work. R E A D. )) EDIT: whoops. i use the spring boots to jump back into battle, or atleast on solid ground. i smash up some more guard bots. i also hand the padded cap to con, i'm not a defensive player. i take the defib and rez trickle. Unfortunately you haven't landed, and won't until next round. Even if you had, it'd be a 2 round trip back up. Con air fails to claim the item, so unless he does so next round the padded cap will remain in your inventory. But you DO successfully rez Trickle at 25 health. (( well maybe you should've looked at the fact that IF melonlords combo doesn't work. R E A D. )) i smash up some more guard bots. i also hand the padded cap to con, i'm not a defensive player. i take the defib and rez trickle. ...Wait, aren't you currently falling out a window on the back of a metal crawler? Also your stuff got denied because you already had 5 things in your inventory, and couldn't pick up the ion gloves or defibrillator. It wasn't because my combo went through. Not on the back of the metal crawler, he let that spiral off into the distance. But yes, the rest of your points are correct. melonlord takes the brunt of a large amount of incoming fire. They also have a shield that covers their entire person and take only 10 damage. jondanger gets shot at. Odd gets shot at. Joebob gets shot at but shields himself. Con air gets shot at. Maybe it would've been simpler to just say that everyone's being shot at. Oh well. To say this ends catastrophically is an understatement. Everyone is either freshly rezzed or hiding in the corner with a proper defensive strategy, so I elect not to hit them with minicannon shells, but everyone but joebob takes 50 damage, and he takes 30. timetech's inventory gets wiped and they return to the land of the able to self-rez Telaxius continues running forward, and sees in front of them an opening, and light beyond it. The door immediately closes, and alarms begin to blare. You have 1 round before the turrets activate, and 2 rounds after that before guards begin to arrive. It is recommended you find a way to break that door down quickly. Trickle and Sailor continue falling. Prepare yourselves, you'll be fighting on an unfriendly terrain shortly. The guardbots and Defenders open fire on the peeps in the hallway, the Iron Hulk turns around and lumbers towards melonlord, pushing past the other guardbots (and stepping on one for insteunt deaf) Main Overlook Hallway: (penultimate wave in 3 rounds) open exit {P} melonlord: 190/200 HP (Inventory: Spiked helmet, Razor Tower Shield, War Handmer, Lightning Whip) [E] Iron Hulk: Hp: 500/500 Guardbots x7: Hp: 100/100 [E] Guardbots x9: Hp: 100/100 [E] Guardbots x2: Hp: 70/100 [E] Guardbot: Hp: 55/100 {P} theoddisee: 250/300 HP (Inventory: The Pendulum (legendary)) (Traits: Tanky) {P} conair: 150/200 HP (Inventory: Beacon (legendary)) {P} Timetech: REZ/200 HP (Inventory: *cries*) (Traits: Kung fu master) {P} joebob: 170/200 HP (Inventory: crude magic rod, scrap metal knife) {P} jondanger: 150/200 HP (Inventory: sawed-off shotgun, chicken sword) [E] Guardbots x14: Hp: 100/100 [E] Defenders x2: Hp: 300/300 Falling: (impact in 1 round) {P} Sailor: 15/200 HP (Inventory: Flashlight, Obsidian Claymore, spring boots, defibrillator) (Perks: Jumpy) {P} Tricklejest: 25/200 HP (Inventory: Industrial EMP, Smooth Marble Broadsword, Bane of Hermes (incomplete)) (Perks: Gotta Go Fast) Doorway out: (turrets in 1 round, troops in 3) {U}Giant metal door {P} Telaxius: 160/200 HP (Inventory: Empty) Items: Adrenaline shots: 5 uses, grants 25 temporary hit points (5 lost per round naturally) every time used. Pile of whoopee cushions: Okay, now I know the item roulette is just screwing with us. Ion gloves: create small ion blasts, similar to what Iron Man can do.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Nov 22, 2016 1:57:00 GMT
> Repeatedly kick the locks on the doors. If I can get the Ion gloves, than I use those to repeatedly blast the locks on the doors.
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Post by melonlord on Nov 22, 2016 3:48:15 GMT
I use the lightning whip to lasso and tangle up the metal hulk's legs, then yank as hard as I can, hoping to pull his legs out from under him, or at least throw him off balance. If that's not enough to knock him over, I take a running start, jump, and shield-smash him with as much force as I can muster. Hopefully his bulk will be enough to shield me from any incoming fire.
I toss my war handmer to timetech, if there's time.
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Post by TrickleJest on Nov 22, 2016 4:50:50 GMT
I QUICKLY GRAB THE WHOOPEE CUSHIONS AND FALL ON THEM AND PASS ONE TO SAIL SO HE WON'T DIE EITHER!
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Post by joebob on Nov 22, 2016 10:25:42 GMT
i put on one of the Ion gloves. if they can be combined with the crude magic wand, and the result will be either a staff that can do magic and shoot lasers or gloves that can do that, i combine them. if they cannot be combined, i start attacking all the enemys in my room with one of the ion gloves and my crude wand.if the combination works, i use it to attack the enemys in the room.
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Post by Piono on Nov 22, 2016 19:36:44 GMT
Fewer than half of the populace has posted, and I am... not.. Insomnia, there, not gonna fumble over my words for that. Insomnia
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Post by jondanger23 on Nov 22, 2016 20:52:06 GMT
I blast a Guardbot's head off. I then toss the head towards another Guardbot.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Nov 22, 2016 22:04:21 GMT
I notify trickle that we are currently falling, and not in range of the item roulette, meaning we're going to die soon, due to our low health and the fall.
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Post by Con Air on Nov 23, 2016 4:30:32 GMT
I attempt to tell time tech to freak out the enemies, only to realize that robots don't have emotions. Poop. I take the whoopee cushions, jump off, and use them as cushions to save everyone (including me).
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Post by Piono on Nov 23, 2016 20:03:45 GMT
> Repeatedly kick the locks on the doors. If I can get the Ion gloves, than I use those to repeatedly blast the locks on the doors. You retrieve the Ion Gloves. The door is not "locked" per se, it's one of those massive sci-fi factory doors with massive metal plates sliding over each other. I use the lightning whip to lasso and tangle up the metal hulk's legs, then yank as hard as I can, hoping to pull his legs out from under him, or at least throw him off balance. If that's not enough to knock him over, I take a running start, jump, and shield-smash him with as much force as I can muster. Hopefully his bulk will be enough to shield me from any incoming fire. I toss my war handmer to timetech, if there's time. You lasso and smash into the hulk, dealing it a nice 150 damage... But it doesn't go down, and smashes you backwards for 40 damage. Timetech doesn't post, and therefor hasn't claimed the handmer. I QUICKLY GRAB THE WHOOPEE CUSHIONS AND FALL ON THEM AND PASS ONE TO SAIL SO HE WON'T DIE EITHER! You grab the whoopee cushions despite me already saying that you and sailor had free-passes on fall damage. As such they remain unused. i put on one of the Ion gloves. if they can be combined with the crude magic wand, and the result will be either a staff that can do magic and shoot lasers or gloves that can do that, i combine them. if they cannot be combined, i start attacking all the enemys in my room with one of the ion gloves and my crude wand.if the combination works, i use it to attack the enemys in the room. The combination fails to go through due to telaxius claiming the ion gloves first. You deal 40 damage to 3 guardbots with your wand. I blast a Guardbot's head off. I then toss the head towards another Guardbot. You smash a guardbot and throw the head with enough vitriol to kill one damage by joebob before. I notify trickle that we are currently falling, and not in range of the item roulette, meaning we're going to die soon, due to our low health and the fall. I already said that you guys have fall damage immunity thanks to your footgear, and you are NEVER out of range of the item roulette, unless I make a status effect that does that later on. I attempt to tell time tech to freak out the enemies, only to realize that robots don't have emotions. Poop. I take the whoopee cushions, jump off, and use them as cushions to save everyone (including me). Time tech fails to spook any enemies, so you fail to take the whoopee cushions and jump out the window. You have 2 rounds until touchdown, better hope someone catches you. Joebob and jon failed to do anything even vaguely defensive, and odd missed a round. The first two take 100 damage from combined fire, odd takes 50. Telaxius fails to open the door in time. Now he has to open the door while being shot at, or take the turrets down and THEN open the door. 4 machine gun turrets and 2 laser turrets appear. Melonlord makes use of the Iron Hulk by staying behind cover but it keeps moving forward, firing a pair of rocket launchers at them. Tricklejest and sailor reach the bottom. Sailor springs on his boots and may choose to either undergo the two turn return trip to the hallway, trickle successfully crash lands on a conveyor belt courtesy of his Hermes Bane shoes. Immediately lights on the robotic arms assembling everything turn red and they start trying to kill you. Main Overlook Hallway: (penultimate wave in 2 rounds) open exit {P} melonlord: 150/200 HP (Inventory: Spiked helmet, Razor Tower Shield, War Handmer, Lightning Whip) [E] Iron Hulk: Hp: 350/500 [E] Guardbots x15: Hp: 100/100 [E] Guardbots x2: Hp: 70/100 [E] Guardbot: Hp: 55/100 {P} theoddisee: 200/300 HP (Inventory: The Pendulum (legendary)) (Traits: Tanky) {P} Timetech: REZ/200 HP (Inventory: *cries*) (Traits: Kung fu master) {P} joebob: 70/200 HP (Inventory: crude magic rod, scrap metal knife) {P} jondanger: 50/200 HP (Inventory: sawed-off shotgun, chicken sword) [E] Guardbots x2: Hp: 60/100 [E] Guardbots x11: Hp: 100/100 [E] Defenders x2: Hp: 300/300 Falling: (impact in 2 rounds) {P} conair: 150/200 HP (Inventory: Beacon (legendary)) Conveyor Belts: [E] Assembly Arms x7: 50/50 HP [E] Assembly Drills x4: 50/50 HP [E] Assembly Welder x5: 50/50 HP {P} Sailor: 15/200 HP (Inventory: Flashlight, Obsidian Claymore, spring boots, defibrillator) (Perks: Jumpy) {P} Tricklejest: 25/200 HP (Inventory: Industrial EMP, Smooth Marble Broadsword, Bane of Hermes (incomplete), pile of whoopee cushions) (Perks: Gotta Go Fast) Doorway out: (troops in 3 rounds) {U}Giant metal door {P} Telaxius: 160/200 HP (Inventory: Ion Gloves) [E] Machine Gun Turrets x4: 50/50 HP [E] Laser Turrets x2: 100/100 HP Items: rerolling next round Adrenaline shots: 5 uses, grants 25 temporary hit points (5 lost per round naturally) every time used.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
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Post by telaxius on Nov 23, 2016 20:55:48 GMT
> PANIC!
> Shoot the Door!
> Shoot the turrents!
> Shoot random things in every random direction you can think of!
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Post by joebob on Nov 23, 2016 21:12:43 GMT
I continue killing any robots in this room, but do not go out looking for them. if they shoot at me, I will use Majyks to block or avoid as many bullets as possible. if I have killed all the guardbots in the room, I check them for any useful items or pieces.
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Post by Con Air on Nov 23, 2016 23:10:20 GMT
I use the adrenaline to increase my hp.
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Timetech
Plucky Tot
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Post by Timetech on Nov 24, 2016 2:59:20 GMT
>Timetech: Continue to be terrible at remembering this exists and you're a part of it.
I attempt to accept the Warhandmer from the past. Its time to reluctantly smash random enemies in a not quite as Kung-Fu method as I'm used to, [regardless of Warhandmer aquisition] but still a bit Kung-Fu Timeing-y.
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