Stick Figures With Hats.

Heat guy and Heart guy: Confuse each other's names.
Heart guy: Jump out the nearest window.

The window is blocked by a villain!

Heatguy, the irrelevant non-stick-figure, jumps past the villain anyway. Screw the haters!

Heatguy has exited the room. The camera can no longer see him because it cannot see through walls. Finally we can stop watching this meaningless individual.

Heat guy: Appear once more.


Attempt to normalize.

Your head reforms. The candle and face are stored for later use.

Johnny Test: Crouch in some corner somewhere.
Johnny Test: Suffer permanent mental scarring.

Maybe she'll suffer permanent mental scarring. Probably not. It's just a weird situation. Being stored in this "Party" thing is a little shaking.



Johnny Test: Become Johnathan Toast

Nah.

She deflects the lightning into a patch of ground, which gets toasted.

Test: Eat attacker's leg.

nom

Hang on, if we can't control Heat Guy, why can we control Johnny? She's not a Hat-bearer, either.
You don't control Heatguy because you haven't given him any commands other than demanding that he appear more, a wish which I mercifully grant even though Heatguy sucks and is awful and I'm totally rooting for his enemy.

Johnny is on your side because she was (and still kind of sort of is) in Hearts' party.

The brute discards Johnny Test in a violent fashion.

Heat Guy: Activate splitscreen multiplayer mode.

Nah. Maybe when you have a friend nearby to play with.

Diamond: Exposit more about Limbo. What is it like aside from being "the between place", and if throwing yourself off the cliff didn't kill you, are you just naturally that resilient or is it harder to die in Limbo?

Nah don't worry, you died. You are kind of resilient though.


Most stick figures, in fact, are absurdly resilient to physical force and able to dish out immense punishment if they want to. You could have survived that fall with nought but a scratch if so you wished.

It's a village by a lake.




It's a crater by a lake.

Johnny: eat those plants.

Johnny ignores the brute to get some of that sweet sweet vegetation.

Hearts, if you really want to earn the loyalty of your soldiers like a true leader, you should look out for them just as they should look out for you.

Johnny is in trouble! You must head to their rescue!

You arrive just in time to block the incoming fists with your face.

Diamond, do the Three of Diamonds maneuver

You would, but that would require you to possess the three of diamonds card, which you do not.

Spade, do the joker maneuver.

You would, but that would require you to have the joker card, which you do not.

Clubs has the joker card.

Clubs, do the Instructions Card maneuver to see ALL maneuvers!

You would, but that would require you to have the instructions card, which you do not.

Hearts has the instructions card.
That's also not what the instructions card does.

Show us a table of all Card Themed Maneuvers currently discovered, their effects, and their recharge times. It should be a 4 * 13 table with a couple other Rare Maneuvers to the side with 2 Jokers, an Instruction Card, and whatever other crap you want to put there.

There are only these nineteen maneuvers that you know of.

The 2s, 8s, Qs and Ks are all fairly common abilities. The As seem to be unique to the four of you (although clubs can't to the Ace Of Clubs maneuver)

3s to 7s and 9s to Js, as well as SPECIAL CARDS are maneuvers used through physical cards. Usually the card will be lost immediately on use. They do various things, but since there's only one instance of each card (except jokers) you're not likely to get your hands on any of them (except the JOKER and RULES CARD). As a result you have no idea what most of them do.

AH: Kill all enemies in a large radius, ~3 weeks.
2H: Two heart bombs, 0.
8H: +4 clones of all allies, ~2 days.
QH: Summon a giant face-hugging spider, ~14 minutes.
KH: Summon antideath, who is capable of resurrecting the dead, ~14 weeks, 2 days.

AD: Explode in a supernova. No self damage, ~1,000,000 years.
2D: Shoot some lightning, 0.
: Explode the head of a stick figure, varies.
QD: Summon the Grim Reaper, ~1 year.
KD: Summon a swarm of flies that are capable of grabbing bullets out of the air, ~15 seconds.

AC: Unknown.
2C: Slap someone about with a tentacle, 0.
8C: Do the moonwalk for a minute, 59 seconds.
QC: Summon Cthulhu, INFINITE.
KC: Summon ZhubreGnaut, 666 weeks.

AS: Teleport yourself and an enemy to a random planet, ~14.1 weeks.
2S: chuck a skull at someone (if you have a skull lying around), 0.
8S: Blow up your own head, 13 minutes and 20 seconds.
QS: Summon a skeleton to fight alongside you, 0 (but summoning one skeleton kills the previous one).
KS: Summon a golem to block incoming fire, 0 (but you can only summon one once the previous one is dead).

JOKER: Swaps itself with a random other playing card.
RULES/INSTRUCTIONS CARD: Reveals the abilities of all nearby enemies. Using this card gives it to the nearest enemy.


Maybe there's a secret 5th suit that we don't know about?

Wouldn't count on it.

Hearts, summon a face hugging spider directly on the enemy's face!

Alright, there's a spider on his face. What now?

Hearts, render this man incapable of harming your soldiers.

Alright, he now has no head.

Clubs, activate Moonwalk.

You pull out your leash and walk the moon for a minute. You don't get it very far because the moon is rather heavy.

Spades, summon a skeleton and ride him into battle!

For that to happen, there would need to be a battle around. Unfortunately, no such thing exists so you jump on the skeleton and ride off to the right like a lunatic, banging your head on the way through the door.

Looks like you've ridden your skeleton right into the midst of a battle!

Heat guy, reveal the secret 5th suit of heat.

Heatguy, from off screen, reveals that there is no Heat Suit. He also says something else that is hard to hear from over here. I think he's insulting you for thinking that such a thing would exist.

It closes the distance in an hour or so.






Spades: Examine opponents

You get a good look at the combatants.
They're dwarves.
They're not hostile toward you and don't even seem to have noticed you. Too busy engaging in their presumably drunken brawl, probably over some gold.