How far is the fall down that ledge? Grab a stone or something and throw it off. Tell us how much later you hear a thump.
It's very low. There's a shallow river down there. You could stick your hand in and poke the bottom if you wanted to. Hell, you could climb down, do some sort of jig and climb out with ease.
Question why your head is shaped like a heart.
The answer is simple.
Your head is a heart because you are destined to lead great armies to victory! Armies of at least four members! Armies of at least three competent members! You have done it before and sure as the heart on your shoulders you are going to do it again!
Well, what about going inside one of the houses? Investigate the houses. Okay, let's have a look in this house over here.
Who the devil is this lass? She seems a tad surprised about something.
The candle tastes surprisingly good. You've tasted candles before and this is definitely one of the better ones. You'll have to write up a full review at a later date, but for now it seems like this candle's an 8/10. Maybe even 9!
No getting is required, for you already have your Flask Of Hubris Resistance. A mighty potion that prevents you from being an overconfident numpty and landing yourself in a dangerous situation for a few minutes after it is used.
You pocket the Flask Of Lass and hide under the sofa.
Get rid of the contents of ye flask
Nobody needs a Flask of Lass. You wisely evict the lass from your property, also casting the Hubris Resistance across the floor. Now you can use the flask to contain other things like-
Eat ye flask
You get shards of glass embedded in your face. There was a little Resistance still in there. -1.4 Hubris.
You greet the lass and acknowledge the haphazardness of your intrusion into the once sacred space that is her household. But you do not apologise because it is your right to break into people's homes and break their pots and that.
Ask the lady why her hair is on fire.
You inquire as to why the woman's hair is ablaze. She asks you if you're from the "wood age" in what you can only assume is an insulting manner. You ask her to just answer the damn question. She says she likes how it looks on her.
Recruit lady to party
You imprison the woman in your party, to be deployed to your aid at any time in combat.
You decide to give the woman a new name more fitting for her enflamed hair.
Flip face upside-down to be a spade
You are now a stick figure with a hat, and by "with a hat" I mean your head is the spade symbol. You've just arrived on... an island somewhere you guess? You've no idea where this island is, but you do fully comprehend how you got here. You were in the middle of some rather pressing business and suddenly boom, you leave. What are you going to do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You are ARMED TO THE TEETH! You are ready to apply a good pick to the face at the drop of a hat! None shall stand against you! AAAAAAaaaaeh you would probably lose a fight against anyone with a gun actually. Or a brain.
"My name is Benedict Devonson, come with me if you want to live!"
"Liar! I'm Benedict Devonson!" The other person has seen through your elaborate ruse.
Drop a stone into the hole. Mysterious voices love stones.
You perform a swanlike dive into the hole. If a judge had been present, you'd have received a solid 8/10. "Would have been better if you weren't jumping into solid rock" would have been one of many comments made by this hypothetical judge.
This is the first time to your knowledge that you have been warned about the stairs, man. It would have been helpful if you'd received said warning BEFORE your unfortunate encounter, but alas. You'll be more cautious around stairways in the near future.
Be freaked out seeing a stick figure with a normal face and an actual hat!
There are no other stick figures here, either with a "normal face and hat", whatever that means or otherwise. Maybe you should look for some to help you with your rather abstract goals and be freaked out only once seeing them.